Girls Are Much Harder To Parent Than Boys. Karen Morgan

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

The first minute is absolute gold. I had war flashbacks of my experience with girls as she described it

[@josketobben]

..you fought in Amazonia?

[@AmericanArgonaut]

I’ve got 5 daughters from 16 to 3! She’s not lying..... AT ALL!

[@melissaCgreenwood]

God, I hope your spouse helps out, that sounds like quite the handful!

[@cemkhaledzina]

My condolences...

[@marjeanstalewski2915]

Holy crap...

[@AmericanArgonaut]

Lilith Scyther yes ma’am my wife is the key. We have one son and he and I are severely outnumbered.... on almost everything.

[@AmericanArgonaut]

KitKit I’m honestly terrified.

[@christinamoukhlis2582]

Mom comics have a special place in my heart!!

[@gottesurteil3201]

"They haven't learned how to use their evil powers for good." I mean...

[@kinny2funny]

😂😂😂😂

[@Taliyon]

Dry Bar is the Covid 19 Season MVP! So much excellent content!

[@jean-paul9928]

The examples and the way she engages with us all is brilliant! As the father of two teen boys, I can REALLY agree with the shower statement.

[@clasikcocainee]

i like her 😂 , love finding new women comedians 👍🏾😁

[@williamrice7326]

Love this lady ❤️

[@pamb5186]

When I was expecting our third child - a boy - after having two daughters, I was asking a friend who had both about raising boys. She said that one difference she noticed was that there was less drama with her son than her daughter. I told her "Say no more. I'm sold." Lol

[@rebeccachoate4952]

I came here from a try not to cry, now I’m crying and laughing

[@Amber-wu4qv]

I can't talk to my daughter in the morning time or when she's hungry lol

[@carlaaustin7223]

1st- I had 3 boys, helped my sister out when she was on remote tours and watched her 3 boys. So I guess boys are easier to raise. 2nd- granddaughters are a pain and a blessing. Up till 3rd grade no problem. Then they get ridiculous and rude. At 7th grade apparently their brain engages and a little more cooperative. They're fun but secretive. Every conversation they have with anyone but you is private. Always talking quietly or texting and you can't read it. Fun is they're up for having makeup and nails days and will put dye on their hair no matter how awful it looks. Hilarious! I took pictures to show their children. LOL

[@kymburriss4260]

Spot on ! I have two daughters, and I survived their teen years 😉

[@boatymsboatface3929]

I swear that I almost broke my neck using my 'husband' as a pillow last night because I was to lazy to get my real pillow. They are USELESS! A friend gave me one and I secretly hate it. I'm going to throw it away tomorrow. THANK YOU!!! You are super funny!! I'm a new fan for sure

[@lightningdemolition1964]

be more specific. which is useless the husband or the pillow. and did your friend give you a husband that you hate??

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Husband- hurty and useless; Regular Pillow good; Friend- nice but gave me husband that sux

[@msthang5366]

Just described my 6 year old granddaughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@vvvintagedarling]

6 years old? Sure they're whiny, but teenagers are worse lol

[@Madfattdeeb]

Also, as a brother who had 6 sisters, only my youngest sister was any trouble to our parents. The rest were awesome...still are😊

[@dudeonyoutube]

PLEASE DON'T SIMP.

[@wtfisthis96]

Oh no... they get you...

[@mariawright9310]

Love this 😅

[@thelexkex]

this husband pillow joke was kinda too close to the chest for me, laughing and crying

[@carlaaustin7223]

What, in the world, is a husband pillow? I've heard of body pillows and king size and standard pillows, but never heard of a husband pillow.

[@thelexkex]

@@carlaaustin7223 lucky you

[@laurenhawes7201]

@@carlaaustin7223 its basically the topside of a chair but cushy

[@carlaaustin7223]

@@laurenhawes7201 thank you. I still a little confused about it but oh well.

[@jaffri8220]

Can someone explain this joke to me lol im gonna be a freshman myself this year

[@brianonley]

Just watched the entire show up on VidAngel (per the link). God Love Karen Morgan, LOL.

[@Changed.User100]

Dont forget the mood swings 💀

[@6rockinrobin]

"...husband pillow.." Is this some dialect of "body pillow?'

[@kurtellsworth6273]

no. the husband pillow has short arms on it & you lean back on it while in bed

[@nicolecrystal6765]

you are 100 % correct

[@sarahlovee1865]

1:24 1 lady just got the joke lol

[@PlagueKing_LordFalix]

Listen to them cackle with pride at their own insanity.

[@tiffanystruths2838]

Love dry bar!

[@dberd9149]

She’s good!

[@shakur9567]

I'll tell you what, you have a bunker filled with flaming hot cheetos, mountain dew and victoria's secret catalogues and the zombies will be the least of your worries. Every guy in a 100 mile radius will be trying to get into that place. it would be like showing up to a dinner party with pepsi and ring dings.

[@RetroMMA]

Only the fatties...

[@KD-wz8tp]

Hell yes they are!!!😂😳

[@saraaaa8642]

Could not imagine having a daughter. They're so fiery and sassy for no reason. They are the absolute worst when they become teenagers. So much drama and pettiness.

[@BoffinGrusky]

Good Stuff!

[@ChemoshKamos]

I can confirm those whiteboards got covered in lewd doodles

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

Why don't you just text each other ?

[@ChemoshKamos]

@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y because drawing a penis on someone else's whiteboard is way more annoying, and some college freshman still act like children.

[@SamTheMan]

Each DBC clip ends, with a promotion of the 'Phone App!?!?!' I'm looking at it right now! I've never been able to locate, the 25-40 minute presentation, for any DBC comedian!!!

[@cherylsmith7282]

You have my daughter right.

[@Nonnie335]

I raised 3 sons and a daughter and I guarantee she’s right! My oldest son called from his Navy dormitory to ask for money. He had flunked inspection and needed to buy cleaning supplies. He had never properly cleaned or vacuumed the floor!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@vanessad2873]

Why didn't you teach him to clean before he left home though

[@godivaodonata]

For some reason, in my experience, my son was MUCH more difficult than is my daughter. She's fiery-make no mistake-but still seems mostly sane and kind. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@inspirationalshanae5129]

My son has been a handful since age 3(now 15), my older daughter is calm. Then my second daughter is fresh and has tantrums

[@mikethebeginner]

THAT was too short.

[@fabulousfamily564]

Puberty smells so much!

[@deborahhunn3270]

Girl is a real mom. Hilarious.

[@jesusjazzyogaspicytuna]

Buggy? Like an old school horse drawn vehicle? Uh, it's a shopping cart.

[@that.ll_do_pig]

No...that would specifically be a horse-drawn buggy. Buggy does not mean one single thing It can mean baby stroller as well. Shopping cart goes by other names depending on location; such as trolley or, buggy.😊 The more you know 🌈

[@theresagluckhertz8064]

That depends on where you're from. Do you also correct the British on their English?

[@ashleyclaborn164]

In the South, it's buggy. :D

[@k.c.m.6409]

So true. Signed, Teen girl Mom

[@cheriwharton7401]

Better than most other female comedians I've heard

[@kevinwilson9589]

yup

[@johnathansmith1660]

Freaking hilarious 😆😆😆

[@cedarpoplar7443]

Kids need to be appreciative for what they have. There is always going to be someone better off than they are and there is always going to be someone less fortunate. - just a thought

[@somborocks1924]

Boys are more difficult when they are younger and girls are more difficult when they’re older.

[@nicolaroberts4823]

Mom of two boys🙋‍♀️, hard work in the early years, dirty, mud loving climbing everywhere! Then age 10-14 ..moaning, Moody , constantly tired and horrible! Kevin & Perry style! after that they are nice again 👍😂😂

[@cliffords.8341]

👍 Nice routine.

[@THMILLER]

Ok, what is a husband pillow? I've been out of country for over 20 years and there are always new names for things coming out of the USA. TO THE GOOGLE MACHINE!

[@MrBrownnn696]

Haha very funny...

[@arth.4196]

Why is she telling the truth. My brother is talking to his wife & wants send his 2 college bound kids this year to a Conversion teen camp. (-:) (:-) (:-) !!!

[@brettlasko5451]

I'm a girl dad of a 14yr old rn...pray for me..I hope I survive. I may be wrong but I tell her in troubleled times...if u were a boy I swear..lol

[@sarahlovee1865]

Agree lol

[@Madfattdeeb]

Maybe it's because I'm dad, not mom, but I didn't see my daughter as much trouble when she was a teen. Just a butthead once in a while. Mainly always wanting more pets. LOL

[@sspiderweb]

I had to raise my daughter by myself pretty much, she was moody! A conversation after school went something like: Me: Hey! How was your day? Her: *Glares at me* "Grumble, grumble, grumble ...." *Walks into her room and slams the door.*

[@haileyroberts1103]

What's a husband pillow?

[@AngelOuttaFocus]

You could have typed the same thing in a Google search line and had an answer by now.

[@sdb87149]

Teenage boys aren’t always showering in the shower 😉

[@faithm9284]

Did you get it, but not get that we all get it?

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

Smart woman lol

[@ohillbilly]

Funny gal right there! :)

[@beachkat]

Hilarious!

[@ryanjones7681]

Victoria secret makes great tp these days.

[@beamills9205]

yes.......when they are adults, they hate you....

[@MyThoughtzAndOpinionz]

From what I see. Boys are most difficult between 4-10 years old. Girls between 13-18

[@do8776]

Early squad!!!

[@ENFPerspectives]

Me too

[@ReneeRidgeway]

Lol 🤣

[@c-LAW]

Clowns are sad, or scary, but rarely funny. 1000 years from now, will this be remembered? (I know, include my comment as scope to this this question)

[@boredmarshmallo4223]

I am hard to parent 😎

[@tomarchibald5631]

❤️😆😆😆

[@SpidermanFan92]

Yeah, I'd have to agree on that cause men seem driven by primal urges like hunger and anger while women have complex emotions no one fully understands. Also I will never worry about my son getting knocked up or getting into the adult entertainment industry.

[@melissaCgreenwood]

Tons of rich gay old men looking for a boy toy. He doesn't need to be gay to blow a guy, just need a strong incentive, like a drug addiction. What, do you think women are attracted to any of their johns? Haha, no. And if you teach birth control to your daughter she'll be fine, I never gotten knocked up. Condoms+contraceptive pill, welcome to the 21st century.

[@sick3smm]

Sure. Karen.

[@fayfure9068]

Wait! She's a Karen😲

[@JessicaZane4realz]

Wow, and I thought Rodney Dangerfield was funny.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

He gets no respect even in death! RIP big guy.

[@ShifuCareaga]

Did... U just compare this rando to RODNEY DANGERFIELD?

[@psycosis12]

@@ShifuCareaga I figured the comment section would hype this act up, but this is a bit overboard.

[@ShifuCareaga]

@@psycosis12 ffs!

[@matthewbeebe344]

Stereotype confirmed.

[@keithdfox2]

Not as funny as most. Sorry, but the jokes were a bit obvious. I was just waiting for the punchline I already knew.

[@jeremystig98]

I mean yeah they are mom jokes, wasnt expecting anything else from somebody called Karen.

[@faithm9284]

@@jeremystig98 Knock it off Jeremy. The 'Karen' thing is a political ploy tool. Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

[@djuraster]

another woman with a kindergarten level humor....

[@st0ryt3ll3r8]

I'm a young man, and I ain't a parent but I've got two younger sisters and just DEALING with them is exactly how she's describing! So hilarious! Some people just can't appreciate good old-fashioned childish humor.

[@iaintwonderwoman5720]

...no thanks. She’s just like every other husband/son basher Wow! I usually enjoy dry bar

[@faithm9284]

This is not bashing, it's hormones.

[@teelove5830]

But...she started off bashing the girls and women..... So...she..."bashed" everybody.....you know, like a comedian

[@kevinnst]

How low can a person go?! She's literally dehumanizing her sons publicly just to get a cheap laugh out of the audience. How shameful. Unfunny nonsense.

[@faithm9284]

You don't have teenagers. It is what it is!

[@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139]

Didn't laugh. Just feel like my mom would really appreciate me if she was stuck in the dryer,. Middle sons will smash.

[@joesantos2455]

K grandma - times up! Terrible! Observational humor without humor or astute observation. U owe me 3 minutes of existence!

[@faithm9284]

She is funny! You have to see it to get it! If you could identify on any level, it would make sense why you didn't get it.

[@sspiderweb]

@@faithm9284 I raised a daughter and know what she means, it's still not funny.

[@JSTIZZY-OFFICIAL]

First i also make asmr

[@dgunn2817]

Absolutely unfunny.