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[@GirlWithTheDogs]

The owners asked for this video knowing full well what the voice over would be like. They call him a huge PITA 😉

[@Tee-se5lx]

Please don’t stop them, they really make me laugh.

[@kellyboo5378]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SnotRockets55]

LOL!

[@VorAbaddon]

Good owners know when they own "that" dog.

[@Gazman011969]

Your voice overs make the videos, never stop with the sass.

[@williampaz-ramirez8808]

"He's all finished and he looks like crap" I was not ready for that 😂😂

[@GeertDelmulle]

At that point I laughed harder than I did in weeks! 😂🤣😂

[@rachelthompson7487]

Lol!

[@debramartinez2665]

ME too…🤣🤣🤣

[@galferra]

Hajajahaja

[@opsatr]

That line made me cry... laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LMCSM]

Imagine going to the hairdressers and hearing your hairdresser tell someone "She's all finished and looks like crap" 🤣

[@user-pm3wk6lw6m]

Well if I was spazzing constantly during my haircut, kicked the dresser and pooped on the chair, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that

[@cynsi7604]

Believe it or not when I used to cut hair a lot of toddlers who would come in for their FIRST haircut are “almost” the same way. At least Cosmo wasn’t screaming. 🙄

[@ozyvillanueva9277]

Those are fighting words for me😂😂

[@marsisgay936]

idk about you guys but I like to donkey kick my hairdresser, keep em on their toes

[@saraa1741]

@@marsisgay936 Never let them know your next move!

[@egryeyes]

My parent's dog was so dramatic that it took hours for me to groom him. I'll never forget the day I decided to groom him outside because it was so nice out. At some point I was approached by a cop who told me they got a call about someone beating a dog. He parked up the street to observe and after awhile he could clearly see that I was not hurting him in anyway. He came up to explain things and left, laughing loud,!😂

[@victoiagilliad4995]

Omg

[@lindaking7920]

Yes, when I groom my dogs if someone was listening they would have thought that I was hurting my babies. I Love them so much, it would break my heart to hurt them, but they still have to be brushed,bathed and groomed.

[@moose3306]

We gave my sisters shepherd husky a bath at the campground we were staying at and we definitely got asked if he was ok 😂 he’s ok, just wet with clean water 🤣

[@annaelizabeth5971]

😂😂😂

[@JustMe-ej2zs]

​@@moose3306 huskies need an Oscar! She blasted dramatic🏆😂

[@TwizzlerGirl]

“He’s all finished and looks like crap” 💩 I’m FLIPPING DYING OVER HERE🤣🤣🤣 As a groomer of 16 years I feel your pain

[@squishyorangeoctopus]

Same here!

[@BCBabs]

I came here to ask if we all work on the same dozen dogs!! Cause it’s sooooo true! (And yes the only dog that gave me a pocket poop was a Shih Tzu, too)

[@viffer94]

“He normally tips me with a giant steaming dump.” LOL, that’s gold Jerry! Gold!

[@billienews]

🤭🤭 I got that reference

[@sabrinawilliams8717]

🤣

[@JamesJohnson52990]

I hated Bania lol

[@Pendragon667]

Basically brown gold 😁😁

[@XPeedy]

The tip she deserve to let it like crap

[@cwarts5461]

To be fair, shaving my legs is always the worst part of grooming me too 😂😂😂

[@user-lc6dz8hy7g]

F Fampidi

[@user-lc6dz8hy7g]

F CFA le .... plus 😅j

[@louniece1650]

🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@M1N1Girl007]

As a retired dog groomer, some people don't understand how physically hard and mentally draining it is. Ive got rheumatoid arthritis and 22 years of back pain, that I had to retire. Sarcastic jokes help us get through the hard pups LOL. It was the most rewarding job and I loved and miss all my clients. FYI To those pet parents who come early to pick up their dogs, or watch them get groomed. PLEASE DONT. It makes the dogs more nervous and makes them not want to cooperate with the groomer. I love all your videos.

[@Chicoyo2]

Yes DEf I’m a new dog groomer and I’m just the bather, dryer and brusher. My boss handles haircuts. I’ve been struggling with properly washing the dog and I’m not sure what to do. I’ve tried all the tricks they gave me but it isn’t working. Any recommendations?

[@michaelavalek2649]

I’m also a new groomer, I’ve been doing actual haircuts for about 2 months now. When I started bathing I would soak the dogs a lot with water, get all under the coat then soap them up and add a little more water to get a good lather going and scrub like heck, rinse add the conditioner if they’re getting some and rinse that really really well. Dry them briefly with a towel (that’s what we do at my salon) really focusing on their legs, face and undercarriage (belly) then dry, I always start with their back and sides then legs then face since usually dogs usually hate their face being dried. That’s why towel drying those areas first makes it easier in my opinion because by the time you get to the face after drying everything else it will have already started air drying. Hope this helps. 😊

[@Thelittledevilonyourshoulder]

This comment section sounds so out of context

[@machinegurlll]

​@@Thelittledevilonyourshoulderare you stupid?

[@LunaDavis-wo7ki]

Was considering changing careers to groomer at 35 perhaps that's unreasonable. I really didn't consider it being a job that hard on your body.

[@NiceLoki]

"He looks like crap" pure gold! I can hear the disgust just dripping from your voice. Lmao. ❤💛💚💙💜

[@gitfiddlio]

Between that and his tip, it's her special high intensity training

[@katwoman6523]

🤣🤣

[@kimkoh3094]

As a fellow groomer I can totally relate 😅 the doggo that always looks terrible leaving my shop & makes me want to quit my own business is named Sam or as I call him Shark Tooth, lol

[@MenTB]

Still probably not as much disgust as when Newman comes to the groomer

[@nicos.trassh]

🧡 think you dropped this

[@brie9960]

This was my dog. The second time at the groomer they literally said “he can’t come back “😭 my vet says the same thing. “He has to be drugged the night before and day of otherwise he can’t come in” and depending on how he’s feeling, if he’s still feisty after the drugging they have me give him more before they’ll even let him in the office. My dogs only 15lbs 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 bless the patient dog workers, feel horrible but thank you for trying 😭😭

[@KatiTheButcher]

Restrict food and give ample time to relieve bowels in advance.

[@EtherFox]

Dogs' personalties are reflections of their owners.

[@shrimp1429]

@@EtherFox Thats stupid and untrue but okay.

[@soniarican6275]

@@shrimp1429 I was just about to say that , that is Not always true , My Dog is literally the opposite of me , she’s really calm during Grooming and actually listens and I’m the wild one 😂🤣😭🤷🏽‍♀️ and NO I do NOT scare the shxt out of My Dog ! I don’t act Crazy towards her , she actually gets the Zoomies and gets really happy when I hype her up with My Excitement ❤️🙌🏽

[@punkspeed1850]

Please don’t drug your dog, you need to find the right groomer that might be willing to do some fear free training, and maybe between the both of you, your dog can learn that the groomer is not going to hurt the dog. Believe me it can be done. You also as a pet parent have to work with your dog at home. It takes lots of training. Good luck 👍

[@Fifth313ment]

My tiny shih tzu is so bad with grooming she screams like you're breaking her tiny legs. Her neighbors actually came over as they thought a dog was dying. Lol, and nope it's just a little spoiled wet rat, lol.

[@808sandheartbreak2]

😂😂😂😂 they can be so dramatic! Like stop before they call the people on me!!

[@Fifth313ment]

@@808sandheartbreak2 lol, mine is so spoiled my wife and I have to spell out words as she knows what we're talking about. I'm like baby, I'm h e a d I n g o u t n o w. Once you own a shih tzu you won't want any other breed ever. They are small, cute, don't drool, loving, protectors, little alarms... Did I miss anything?

[@Summerlove23]

Toy breeds are so dramatic 😆 my toy poodle hates baths. I have to muzzle her up. It's always a big drama show during bath time. 🐩

[@Thi-Nguyen]

@@Fifth313mentABSOLUTELY! I adopted a sibling pair and the boy is a drama-mama. Trimming his face is like trying to shave a hummingbird! He’s constantly darting his face everywhere but where I need him!! But I adore him and his sis (who is a DREAM to work with, by the way). I’ll never get another breed! And yeah, there are a hundred other adjectives, but entirely too many to list here for sure! ☺️

[@socksleeve]

God, spoiled wet rat is right

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

"He's all finished and looks like CRAP, but that's as good as it's getting today." Savage.

[@MMWch]

The "He wants to be a pirate" comment is underrated.

[@joejoemorechrist6886]

Both his eyes are fine don't worry she was just joking 🤣🤣

[@kitty-gf2wd]

@@joejoemorechrist6886 I think they know that..

[@DavideFilippone]

I didn't understood it at first 🤣

[@mayb8876]

I don't get it

[@devin2156]

@@mayb8876 the stereotypical pirate has an eye patch because they’ve lost an eye.

[@BigJackGameplays]

"You're lucky I love your owners" has the same vibe of a grandparent hahaha.

[@barleyteaa]

💀

[@jmc8076]

So true.

[@alexw.7097]

We have a few dogs like that at daycare too, we don't really say it to the owners' faces but most of them Know. I'm fully convinced Mica's parents, (long time friends of both my daycares owner and long time patrons of her businesses,) send us cute cards and pictures of her for like every single occasion they can, (as well as treats for the staff,) because they KNOW she's never behaved at daycare a day in her life. 🤣

[@BigbyOShaunessy]

Kosmo’s attitude towards the face groom. “It’s all about levels, Jerry. Levels! Lots o’ levels.”

[@angies.8322]

😂😂😂😂 I love the narration.

[@toddburgess5056]

You're like, "Kramer, I'm going to have to fire you." Kramer: Well i don't really work here. You "that's what makes this so difficult."

[@kailahelene7169]

Exactly 🤣

[@alexia3552]

LMAO

[@EthanScottDelTheAnji]

😐

[@toddburgess5056]

@@EthanScottDelTheAnji 🤭

[@EthanScottDelTheAnji]

@@toddburgess5056 😐

[@jshack461]

Someone was like, "I want the horrible traits of pocket breeds, but I want it to be big enough to injure someone" and so Doodles in all their varieties were born

[@blackbird163]

🤣

[@wintersvixen1983]

😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@Sherry-jn5zn]

😂😂😂

[@katelynnehansen8115]

I thought they were supposed to be good dogs, highly intelligent. But my sister got a golden doodle (who’s she’s convinced will eventually be the best dog) and she’s wild. Lately, she’s taken to running in circles around my two young kids, then stopping to bark in their face, and repeat. She also jumps and nips, so it’s not without some danger. My kids are pretty nervous around dogs so it’s sucks that she doing this. They had actually been gaining confidence with dogs until her. Yesterday my kids were trying to be brave and laugh her off, but after a bit, it had my 5 year old son in tears. And she sure as hell won’t listen to me when I attempt to stop her.

[@Sherry-jn5zn]

@@katelynnehansen8115 it sounds like your sister's dog needs more guidance & work to do. Training has to start as soon as a puppy comes home and if puppies are not given enough mental & physical stimulation (especially an active & intelligent breed/breeds) they are crazy because they're literally bored to insanity. And personally, I just don't understand why people keep breeding doodles of any sort. Supposedly it's for shedding purposes but once you cross breed there is no guarantee. I'm sorry your children are so impacted by the dog, I do feel for them. Has your sister considered training classes for her dog? A lot places like PetCo & PetSmart offer them. They do help & can help the puppy interact better with everyone. Best of luck 🤞

[@diannebarnes9405]

Oh this is hysterical. I hope that I am able to see him in a longer groom.

[@uhohsorry]

It's such a blessing from the universe whenever you get a well-trained, non-neurotic doodle 🥴 the amount of kicks to my face and chest from doodles and huskies is absurd. Those days make me wonder if I should go back to college lol

[@NinaTourigny]

oh the husky and shepherd donkey kicks to the stomach and face are the worst

[@alexw.7097]

FR, I know a handful of doodles who are well raised and well trained, they're actually pretty great! It's the 50 other ones I work with who are all insane in some way or another that make me thoroughly dislike doodles and that they ever became a fad.

[@empressofkingfishers8656]

Once a doodle came in and he was calm, quite and chill, didn't complain, didn't try to escape or chew up blankets. I nearly wept in relief.

[@QuadraticCoStanza]

I sent my doodle to a 2 week board and train program at 3.5 mo and 5.5 mo old and it was the best return on my investment I could imagine. Especially after seeing how basically no one else bothers to train their dogs and expect the rest of us to just deal with it. It’s awful; and the whole doodle grooming is it’s own separate issue too

[@feelthejoy]

Ppl need to stop breeding these “designer” dogs

[@hurricane7800]

"He's all finished, and looks like crap." Excuse me I'll be over here in the corner WHEEZING xDD

[@clawboss2028]

That was probably the cringiest and most unfunny collection of words you could have possibly put together. Please never post a comment again.

[@HeidiSholl]

@@clawboss2028 That was probably the rudest and most uncalled for collection of words you could have possibly put together. Please never post a comment again.

[@Nosebleed47692]

@@clawboss2028 Ma Lord I apologise on behalf of the above the commenter. SORRY that the comments weren't ta yer liking. After all we all know that the world actually revolves around you and that comment section was invented for your entertainment. 🥺

[@clawboss2028]

@@HeidiSholl I don’t care lmfao they deserve it that was so lame

[@clawboss2028]

@@Nosebleed47692 I know the world doesn’t revolve around me. His comment annoyed the fuck out of me and so I told him so.

[@michelleb7399]

At the end I laughed at the look on his face that seemed to say, “I’m a good boy! Look at me, see? I’m a good dog!”

[@Bellz972]

😂😂😂 him sitting there lookin all behaved. The rascal 😆 💓

[@ladydean87]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@whitebroccoli694]

To be fair he didn’t put up that much of a fight compared to other ones I’ve seen by her

[@zanedavid1]

...It was more of a "smug" look than anything...

[@marywenzel3199]

Aw, he’s cute. Needs some doggie Prozac before the appointment maybe. He seems like a good boi, a little nervous.

[@IviAndB]

Commentary is PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻💥💯😘😘

[@kellyhenry7425]

I ❤️‍🩹 Dogs Soooo MUCH!!!!! When I found your channel it changed my life!! I have very bad depression, & watching you groom & 💛 on these doggies helps me make it through some of my toughest days. So thank you for putting a 😊 on my face.

[@nicholalewis8698]

I love how innocent he looks after all the hell raised.

[@leoneranger9348]

Yes, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth! 😁

[@heathercalun4919]

“I sense great vulnerability. A puppy crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.” “I see a parasite. A depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.” “His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.” “He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.” “He transcends time and space.” “He sickens me.” “I love it.” “Me too.”

[@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost]

@@heathercalun4919 lol where is this from? It sounds familiar.

[@heathercalun4919]

@@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost Season 3, Episode 20.

[@itsybitsy999]

@@Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost Seinfeld.

[@darijanr5704]

The Poodle in him: I'll be prdy and attentive! The Australian Shepherd in him: Become ungovernable!

[@oror3751]

My poodle hated the groomer so much

[@ashleythaxton9667]

Ungovernable loool

[@dasvenson765]

That about sums up my aussiedoodle

[@avveina]

😭😭 a poodle shouldnt even be bred with a aussie

[@dianajones4639]

I heard “ozzy doodle” so thank you for this comment so I could figure out she said Aussie !

[@RainbowSunshineRain]

He’s so cute!❤

[@marieward6273]

Girl, I'm a nurse. We all have that one that makes us question our career choice. I feel for you so,so much.

[@SuperAmericanism]

Thanks for being a nurse, that's a tough job.

[@lisausa1297]

God Bless nurses!

[@tinamarisia123]

It's usually someone from HR !!!

[@oscarwilde9581]

Believe it or not doctors get it 10x worse

[@hglorianne]

Details Please!? Of course I don't know about Doctor~Patient Confidentially...

[@maddyrose80]

"He's a 3 yr old aussie-dOoDlE" Of course he is 🥴

[@MiuXiu]

I’m so tired of everyone getting and breeding doodles

[@gashbat]

@@MiuXiu LITERALLYYYY!! They all look the same and they’re so ugly 😟

[@your1supporter]

@@MiuXiu Is there a particular reason? I'd like to get a mini goldendoodle 🥰

[@MiuXiu]

@@your1supporter you asked, so very long comment incoming: Because the majority of people impulse buy without realizing how much hard work goes into taking care of them. The amount of neglected, untrained, horribly anxious, aggressive, matted doodles I’ve had to shave is too dang high.. I’ve shaved matted dogs that had cockroaches that died in their mats, small children’s toys that got lost in the mats, seen huge open infected wounds under mats that weren’t visible until shaved because of how severe the matting was. And they’re SOOO high energy and SO huge, mix that with people that already don’t train their dogs enough, or at all, to begin with and it’s just a complete nightmare. Dogs end up in severe pain and get terrible infections because of how terribly matted they are, groomers have to deal with a giant misbehaving dog that is impossible to control trying to get them shaved so they aren’t in pain anymore. People just want dogs as a prop that loves them unconditionally without putting any work in, which is already horrible to begin with, and then they get the worst possible breed for that. And so many of the breeders lie to buyers- probably 90% of doodle owners I dealt with all said the breeders told them they don’t require any brushing or grooming, they’re hypoallergenic, they’re naturally well behaved, don’t need exercise etc etc etc... all lies. The majority of people are lazy, it’s just a fact. People need to stop getting these dogs if they aren’t prepared for the work that goes into it or just don’t want to do that much work. Daily intense brushing all over (not just a couple brush strokes over the back like most people do), running a few miles every day, constant training sessions, expensive grooming appointments every 6 weeks... the list goes on and on and on. Personally I think it is also terrible that people are even breeding “mini” doodles but it’s not my choice to make for other people, you can do what you want. A toy poodle and a golden retriever breeding is just not natural and is just human arrogance and selfishness. Again just my personal opinion. And having a small version of the dog doesn’t make it any easier despite what people might think or what they may hear from breeders. If you really want a small fluffy dog, there are great breeds that exist for that purpose already. Toy poodles are great, bichons are adorable, Maltese, any of the y-poo mixes like shihpoo maltipoo etc. People really REALLY need to stop getting dogs that are mixed with working breeds if they want a fluffy lap dog. Working breeds need a job. I’m just really tired of seeing so many people get dogs for selfish reasons and then do nothing to enrich the dogs life out of pure laziness- and breeders heavily take advantage of that. Especially with expensive breeds that people went out of their way to purchase. It happens far too often and I’ve seen far too much neglect- sometimes out of complete ignorance and unintentionally, but most of the time it’s because the novelty of having a cute dog that they wanted after seeing it on social media wore off and the laziness kicked in. Far too many doodles end up in a situation where they have to be regularly shaved completely short all over and sometimes the poor things have to be drugged to be groomed at all because they’re so anxious and high energy and people weren’t prepared for it and never train their pet. All because someone got a dog on impulse and didn’t want to take responsibility and do the work. Like at that point the owner should have just purchased a Lab or any other short haired retriever and saved the poor dog from misery. If you are really that set on wanting a mini doodle just be prepared and plan to completely change your lifestyle for the dog and plan to spend a lot of money on upkeep. Probably one of the most high maintenance breeds out there. They absolutely can be great dogs if raised right in the right household- but it’s rare for that to happen honestly.

[@your1supporter]

@@MiuXiu Oh, I see. You're speaking about *those* people. Completely understandable. I used to own a shih tzu and it did require work but it was worth it and a few others that didn't require daily brushing but still required plenty. People legitimately do not understand that having a dog is like having a child. They require food, shelter, discipline, regular Vet. visits, the groomers, dog sitters, toys, physical and mental stimulation, etc. Thank you for your response 🥰

[@valerievigil4519]

Your hilarious!😂 love watching your videos!🐶❤️

[@Currer.Ellis.Action]

The end. Real LOL . he sounds like a right character

[@tisvana18]

Our old standard poodle broke his groomer’s collarbone once while being groomed. They were trimming his nails and he donkey kicked her into a wall (for the record, standard poodle really doesn’t capture how large this dog was. He was gigantic, the size of a Great Dane. He used to take naps on top of our washer/dryer and on our kitchen table. Just monstrously large for a poodle.) Anyways, long story short, he got an F on his report card and they had to give him something that would make him sleep before they would work on him in the future.

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

I didn't know a poodle could get that big! I like poodles and I love big dogs more, so I hope I find one that big in a shelter someday. Behavioral problems at the groomer's aside, that sounds perfect for me.

[@Hana1LuLu]

Could've sworn there was a size bigger than standard. But I believe it, our groomer had several people who owned poodles and they were well trained and lovely, but certainly full of personality. Pushy too!! (But I liked the cuddles)

[@Lea-is-sleeping]

That poor groomer. Having broken my collarbone before, that must have been awful for them. The recovery is awful, and mine still aches, 15 years later 😢

[@empressofkingfishers8656]

I sure hope you gave them extra money!

[@donna3465]

You had a Giant Poodle.

[@shannonrachelrafuse1950]

I LOVE the honesty in this video. When I use to groom I had days where I thought I would be happy to never see a dog again. You get so tired of fighting!! Love the humor in this too!

[@jillwiegand4257]

Being a groomer myself, I totally get it. Hopefully, you place a nice "handling fee" on the tab! 🐾❤️

[@user-gk9wo1fr5n]

I wanna see more videos of this same dog 🙂🤌😉

[@annt7384]

I like how he’s giving you “I totally nailed it!! 10/10!!” face at the end.

[@mikaelafox6106]

“I’m pretty certain he’s always aspired to be a pirate…” That took me a moment, then I realized how jerky he was when you were trimming his bangs. 😆🤣 Arrrr!!!

[@Tsakeli]

He REALLY wants to lose an eye lol

[@tarastreasure]

That was my favorite line, extremely subtle! 😊

[@ryansauchuk7290]

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

[@ccbee232]

@@ryansauchuk7290 You promised you'd wear the puffy shirt!

[@Debbie-sb1zf]

I absolutely love your sense of humor!!!

[@SohaibAlMomani]

The emotions in her voice 🤣

[@ladydean87]

It's the look of happiness at the end like "where's the treats?" You rascal you!😂

[@shannandesh]

That was probably the best dog roasting I’ve seen in a while

[@joanbaur2744]

I watched a few of your videos and I've done these grooms also. I don't have the patience or courage anymore for this. For a few I've sent them to be sedated for grooming. Hope you can keep doing this !

[@juliannej5826]

The voice over 😄 I laughed so much girl 😂

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

“You’re annoyed by a pet?” “Jerry, this dog is subpar.”

[@ninakaiser2930]

„You’re Lucky I Love your owners!“ 🤣🤣🤣

[@SchwarzSchwertkampfer]

Well, my word...it reminds of my college years of SMH at my colleagues and professors. Ever the entertaining experience, as I sip my wine.

[@wonderingsoul8021]

Lol this was funny. I can't imagine the patience it takes to do your job. Kudos!

[@monique7796]

Oh stop. He looks like an angel.

[@justanotherstaykid]

It’s ALWAYS the doodles. Y’all, just get a poodle. PLEASE. WE BEG OF YOU

[@808sandheartbreak2]

😂😂😂

[@jaylenwilliams4239]

It’s the poodle in them that makes them bad lmaooo mines a labradoodle and luckily got the temperament of a lab. He’s so sweet

[@MorningMeasure]

​@@jaylenwilliams4239 At least a pure poodle is smart enough not to eat rocks 😞

[@mizukiyume5978]

​@@MorningMeasure my lab eats rocks I'm so tired of it..(he's a 3 month old lab tho ..maybe young babies just don't know) I got him a week ago from his abusive owners..this lab even bit their child on hand really hard...idk...do you have any tip? He's teething but sometimes he randomly starts to get aggressive and biting my foot or hand...I do try to control him but I get scared more than that... Haha..💀

[@MorningMeasure]

@@mizukiyume5978 Aw, im sorry to hear that :( My dog was like that at first, eating everything and biting everything and everyone. With firm training and alot of time, he's much better, though it still can be a struggle occasionally. If you are concerned and you have access to an obedience class or something similar, that would probably be the best option-theyll help you learn how to work with and train your puppy. If you don't have that option, then you will have to be very firm and consistent. You can't let him chew on you sometimes but not others. For biting people, I would give my dog a firm "No" and just leave if he continued. Eventually, he learned that he can't play with me if he's going to bite me. With eating things off the ground, I would again be firm and remove him from the situation if he won't leave it. You could also, when he is in an aggressive mood, try to redirect his attention into training or a walk. Beyond that, he calmed down due to being neutered and growing up a little. Him at 3 acts like almost a different dog than him at 1! He just had to mellow out

[@jessewaide5622]

This lady has the best sense of humour ever

[@belowfray5251]

Love ya, Cosmo !!!

[@michellebaker6302]

"You're lucky I love your owners"🤣

[@RachelB61318]

Upvote for correct spellings & usage of you’re & your. 🙌🏽

[@audreygraceee]

‘YOU’RE LUCKY I LOVE YOUR OWNERS‼️” Idk why it just made me die💀

[@robponton3181]

NOW THAT was BEST short!!!! Thanks I'm smil'en!

[@outdoorsmom2000]

Your commentary is hilarious and witty, love it!

[@homesweetesthome1726]

Honestly, thank you so much for putting these videos out! Not only for the hilarious content, but to show what needs to be done to desensitize our puppers to grooming procedures. :)

[@urbannanni5864]

This is pure gold! As a nurse, I had one patient who came to her checkups faithfully, drenched in tea rose perfume. She hated the gowns, she hated to get blood drawn, we were all inept fools..... I don't miss that at all.

[@lipstickzombie4981]

Main reason I miss ICU work. Idgaf if the patient is sumo-sized with a GCS of 5 or below. A motormouth biddy is just 😵

[@ctt7971]

“He’s come a long way from trying to attack me” … that line had me laughing

[@patrickparr3331]

Doodles man. They are a lovable handful

[@jancain-crisy3495]

The comment about your tip is priceless!🤣🤣

[@amberlankhorst1253]

having a difficult client is truly the make or break decision of a career. Ik we all have em but it's nice to see you still treat him well despite how difficult doing ur job can be

[@hothotheat3000]

Serious question: are there clients who you have to decline because they’re so difficult that it could be a liability? This dog is constantly moving about. I’d be scared of using tools on him because he might get hurt!

[@GirlWithTheDogs]

I have definitely refused service on animals that are a liability many times. Cosmo I have worked with because the owner is a long-time client with her older dogs.

[@jmc8076]

@@GirlWithTheDogs Im not a groomer but as a fellow/sister biz owner I’m guessing in part for liability but also both yours (camera man) and animal’s safety. If you’re like my husb and I our biz liability ins is eye watering. 😬🙏

[@EmEm78]

@@GirlWithTheDogs they're the ones that end up coming to the vet clinic to be shaved by me - not a groomer, just a vet nurse, so they REALLY look like crap afterwards 😂 - under heavy sedation or general anaesthetic. No one wants that, but unfortunately it's the only option with some.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@EmEm78 Had to use this service to get my husky/rottweiler mix’s nails trimmed, unfortunately he struggled so much they could finish the last couple nails. I love him dearly, but my god is that dog a nightmare to groom. We’re lucky he has a low-maintenance coat that just sheds a bunch.

[@shannonhart2958]

@@EmEm78 Wow…I would have never thought about that.That must sucks for everyone involved.

[@gissibelmar]

Such a cute monster lol he looks so lovely!

[@PricklePrice]

this unfortunately true, sending love to your healing journey & tenacity . Some kinds of love aren’t sustainable 🙇‍♀️ however we still want to help

[@erikad0511]

"Hes all finished and look like crap" That was unexpected, LMAO

[@jordanhasch2544]

I have never heard jokes so withering. I’m sitting here, trying not to cry while laughing.

[@gitfiddlio]

I resemble that remark

[@bernadetteloughlan2838]

He's gorgeous sweetheart. Love you stay in there. He loves you just been allowed to do what he wants because he's adorable handsome boy. Xxx❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@shawnkincheloesr5192]

He is so so pretty lol 😂 🥰✌🏾

[@marykleeberg7162]

😂😂😂Love the fact his people knew exactly how this voiceover was going to go! Thanks for the chuckles!

[@olive-yello]

This dog is so adorable but would definitely be a headache

[@margaretmacinnes1519]

I am so sorry. Please don’t burn yourself out.♥️🌻🕊

[@greetksb]

So honest! 👍

[@rand0mn33ss]

"to see him donkey-kick me in the face" Me: *WHEEZE*

[@talon426]

My doodle had a rough first groom. I told her I would be near by if she needed help. I was called two minutes later. She had the water way to hot, after that he was done with her. I worked with him for a year, diy grooming. I took him to a different place and he was great for them. All dogs can be trained, and it is not the groomers job. The groomers job is to be kind and quick.

[@janemonroe7547]

Im sorry to say.... it is the groomers job to properly train and teach and talk to the dog for grooming process and let them know its going to be ok. Just as a pet parent calms there dog or talks to them the groomer should and always do the same. That is why they are getting high dollar and paid to be professional at their service just as a child dentist talks to the kid letting them know its ok and what they are doing every step of the way. The groomer should do the same. As for mine i have taught and trained for over 15+yrs i learned that from day 1 with working with a scared dog who had been mistreated by other so called professionals for many years was taught to not like certain parts not being touched or handled it sure does take lots of patience, love and time not quickness and irritation. If a so called pet care provider cant handle every dog, depending on behavior and personality etc. They should not be a groomer. Most dont last over 5 to 10 years bcz they are weak and irritable souls who just did it for money and not for the love of dogs.

[@steveeab2364]

@@janemonroe7547 basically I read your comment as you are entitled with a lousy personality that has difficulty with human interaction and so you've turned to dogs rather than fix yourself.

[@janew7008]

Aaaah! He reminds me of me trying to get a good photograph of my three Australian shepherds without them not wanting to be further than 3 ft away from me while I'm trying to take the picture! I made up a song called wiggly worm for my first Australian/German Shepherd, Ginger. I wish so much that there were smartphones back then, we could have made such great dance videos together! Order for nicknames was ender-bender, too. She was a very good girl 😊

[@nikioliv75]

OMG!!!!! How sweet!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@cardhutt]

FUN FACT: most pirates with patches on had two working eyes. The patch was flipped up to see in the dark during battles below deck without waiting for your pupils to adjust

[@moblinmajorgeneral]

That's neat. I wonder if they flipped which eye was covered every so often to prevent their light eye from getting lazy.

[@cardhutt]

@@moblinmajorgeneral only have to wear it in battle

[@agood1]

cool

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

That’s not true at all. Just a modern myth.

[@glupik1234]

The truth is that very few pirates wore eyepatches or had hooks for hands or wooden legs or things like those. These are more colorful descriptions for pirate stories than anything else. The myth about dark below deck spaces is funny though

[@supernova11711]

He doesn’t even almost look like crap. He’s adorable.

[@ZombieQueen819]

Oh no worries Cosmo you know she love’s you😊😊

[@paulalovespunk]

Our aussiedoodle is an absolute beast to groom. We willingly pay through the nose to have it done! ❤😂

[@TheMoogoescow]

I love how you don't hold back with your comments but your voice holds so much love! I can tell you love what you do and my husband and I love your videos so much! ❤

[@marum2665]

I love how your voice really shows how done you are

[@time4change56]

You’re a trooper and a lovely and hearty soul!

[@cindy2862]

I haven’t laughed this hard in months. This was priceless.

[@kodileigh9210]

Twitchy little squirrel, ain’t he? He probably smells amazing and he’s nice and clean 🧼

[@MichelMawon4982]

"This is as good as it's gonna get" 🤣😂

[@diegosavage6144]

I love honesty

[@Jackie-rc6cj]

Aussiedoodle lol. Great job. too funny !!

[@momofschnauzers]

This was "spit out your coffee" hilarious.

[@thecrone7964]

Tell us how you really feel - LOL. ; ) I love your honesty and humor and willingness to take on even the most challenging of the challenged.

[@GenaFrog]

He's gorgeous!!

[@judymendezmartinez176]

Well I'm glad you have patience and treat him well. My dog was hard to groom and was badly treated

[@foullily8325]

im actually really happy you posted a dog, and a groom that didnt end as nicely. Compared to all the other groomers aruond us, and who i see online, we have almost all difficult dogs, maybe 10-20% are well behaved. Though theres only been 2 dogs that make me want to quit, its not even been a year of grooming and im questioning if i want to continue

[@buckbenelli8]

That’s why you have to groom them yourself from a very young age. Eventually they might allow you to help them. My standard didn’t stop fighting me until I explained to him that he was a poodle and better get used to grooming. He gave me the side eye and now things are much better.

[@Eve0127]

I started trimming my rescue dogs nails at 4 weeks old. I did it every week. They are now 5 and freak the fuck out when I trim their nails. Nothing I did helped. I never clipped their cuticles, or forced them. They just hate it with a passion.

[@lelawarren2356]

I LOVE YOUR HUMOR! 😍😍😍

[@pattysayssew3609]

So THIS was your inspiration for your how dog gets groomed video!

[@bobbybologna3029]

Makes me appreciate my dog, i have to lay on top of him when I clip his nails, despite all the treats he gets it's still like a rodeo, crazy dobermans...

[@CentralPlainsEnt]

Maybe you should try some Rodeo tactics! That way you have a horse to kind of anchor it down and somebody tying three of the legs together!

[@angellittle1571]

@@CentralPlainsEnt Or instead of making it even more traumatic and the fear/hatred even worse, find a different method. Like teaching them to scratch on sandpaper, which turns it more into a game and you're working their brain, plus it puts it a little more on their terms than just yours.

[@CentralPlainsEnt]

@@angellittle1571 yes indeed teach a dog to scratch on sandpaper and let them set the terms.

[@angellittle1571]

Start little with just associating the clippers with good stuff. Like, put them out to sniff and reward (with food! It takes a lot, so it's waaay healthier for them than treats; use actual treats as a high value reward/association) for initially sniffs and nose touches. (If you have a clicker, even better, it'll help it everything catch faster -"charge" it first by click-then-treat a few times-) Take them out regularly where he can see them, but don't do anything with them, don't make a big deal out of it, just bring them out for a while and then put them away; it'll help minimize the association with clipping/trimming. (If you use a rotary, you may need to switch to something without a motor. I had a dog who was permanently terrified of those, but she was fine with clippers.) Moving up, hold a piece of food in your fingers but take your time letting him actually grab it (like let him lick it and pull at it, but stretch it out so the actual grab is the reward) and literally just lightly tap/touch with the clippers while you're holding it. When you take them away, he can have the piece (and vocal rewards, he's being a good boi!) And basically just work your way up to the clips. You can go from touches to taps to just lightly catching a nail on your tool (the teeth/grit of a file or any of the edges of clippers) to just tipping or fully clipping just one nail and stopping to more to all. And this is when to bring out the treats! The high-value reward only at the end of his nail appointment keeps it high-value. Overall it's a commitment, but it works wonders! And as I otherwise commented, you can try doing playful scratching on sandpaper! You can make an easy scratcher with just the sandpaper on the inside wall of a bucket and teach him to scratch his nails on it, which completely changes the situation in his mind and turns it into more of a game and brainwork. Dobermans are brilliant and those brains need a lot of exercise, so he might take to it pretty well! Alternatively, physical exercise on hard grit surfaces like rock/concrete/asphalt will also help keep nails trimmed down. (Or even like my weirdo, he only has to have his front claws clipped because he trims his back ones himself with his teeth! XD)

[@amandaholley8068]

I love your sense of humor! Dogs and their different personalities are so fun! I'm bet the people he owns get lots of fun experiences, too. He needs to be a series! You have the best commentaries!

[@deborahstarnes4346]

No! The owners don’t have a clue how awesome you are❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

[@jacquelineteacher3410]

He looks great!