Giving Away My Beard For Charity!

THE EVENT IS NOW OVER. THANK YOU FOR DONATING! WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY 15 NOVEMBER!
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100% of the profits go to the Alzheimer's Association!
The cube comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by me :)

[@aaryabhave3018]

it’s official guys. We lost Michael to the isolation chamber. He never returned.

[@DarpanTikiya]

What was the isolation chamber?

[@o_Vina]

It is my beard. Or is it?

[@AR-py5uk]

@@DarpanTikiya first episode of mind field

[@chanchanman7721]

LOL

[@curlygurly2112]

that and the Ayahuasca.

[@Taikamuna]

It's all fun and games until someone takes the DNA from the beard hairs and grows a Michael clone

[@robee984]

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

[@klad2860]

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

[@hm-zu6hy]

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

[@stratford1]

Why are you lazy now .. start upload videos

[@mauriciob.6066]

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

[@ragasmaguy]

How can we trust the person who took illegal selfie in Whitehouse for he would not replace his beards with his pubes.

[@camofpv]

Damn! This comment is so underrated. So imaginatively true.

[@ganaraj5016]

But why would he?

[@neondennon]

If Michel VSauce Stevens says they’re genuine trimmings of his beard then I trust him.

[@ragasmaguy]

@@neondennon Or do you?🤨

[@MrSpiderMan123]

@@ganaraj5016 As a plot twist, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[@T-T....]

Its like selling bath water but better.

[@vintage-radio]

beard water

[@count1572]

This is the peak of Vsauce’s insanity.

[@robezy0]

future you might beg to differ

[@shekharr2227]

You underestimate him

[@werl_01]

The peak? No, no, no… He’s only just begun!

[@violetskiy854]

No! it's your insanity

[@I_Hate_YouTube.]

Belle delphene: male edition

[@swallowedbymoss5554]

"hey what's that on your shelf?" "oh that's just Michaels beard hair"

[@theraginggamer3712]

*OR IS IT?* *vsauce intro*

[@sebastianpoopeater5959]

"What's that on your shelf?" "Oh that's a *V s a u c e b e a r d c u b e"*

[@chair._]

@@sebastianpoopeater5959 or is it? what makes a cube, a cube? or what makes a hotdog bun a hotdog bun? is it the hotdog? or the bun? you would say it would be the bun but you could put burger patties in the hotdog bun and it would technically be a burger bun, a bun containing burger patties. if it was the hotdog then if you removed the hotdog from the hotdog bun then it is no longer a hotdog bun? would it be called a bun? or what about leeks? if you put a leek in a glass bowl with water it doesn't leak even though you put a leek in it, or the rick astley paradox, he says he will never give you up and and he will never let you down, meaning he cannot give you a copy of the movie "Up", but in the process letting you down. And how are these topics related to a cube being a cube? Is it about the "what makes"? the hotdog bun, what makes it one? the leek, what makes a leek? rick astley, what makes him never give you up? or let you down? how does a cube being a cube be related with these topics? does a cube being a cube have no answer on why it is a cube?

[@triconax3956]

@Pretzel Boy Productions thats sus

[@Slayr.]

Them: Who's Michael????

[@riflemanm16a2]

There may never be another Vsauce Beard Cube, but keep your eyes peeled next time for the Vsauce Pube Cube.

[@Victoria_Huot]

Oh no…

[@mistaowickkuh6249]

@@Victoria_Huot oh yes. In fact; AWWW YEAHHH!

[@moniquesalazar1708]

That's all I could think because... How can you tell the difference? He totally could've claimed beard when it's actually pubes, we don't know.

[@moniquesalazar1708]

Hell it could be someone else's pubes... Or a bunch of people's 😐 Agreeing it's his beard involves trust.

[@-thanawat-8296]

@@moniquesalazar1708 OH HELL NO

[@sunnivathebest846]

This beard can be the future of our species’s survival

[@Kreshura-tm5rb]

Or it is?

[@pans7761]

@@Kreshura-tm5rbOr is it?*

[@asbdowasduwagibberish4700]

@@pans7761 Ot ir is?**

[@ZanTheGold]

Caesar: NO

[@jeremiahlopez1791]

“Gaze upon them, admire them, plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife, what you do with them…”

[@Lone-Lee]

*".....sceneandsend......"

[@jeremiahlopez1791]

@@Lone-Lee I’m so sorry please forgive me and clean me of my sins.

[@aggebojkalos6518]

…thesceneofacrime…***

[@sheikshook5720]

@@jeremiahlopez1791 *"bruh"

[@brianviktor8212]

It is the ideal ploy to commit a murder though - for him! He has the excuse that his DNA was spread *all over the world* and thus the evidence at hand must be dismissed. Everybody could just frame him for any crime! I think he is shifting his career to become a serial-killer. That's what I would do... if I were him!

[@denissdenisson6823]

Trick is hes going to commit a crime and say "What about the person who got my beard hairs, they must have planted them"

[@warrenarnold]

Small beards found near stolen food, 😅

[@alexe1188]

I thought about this too

[@-thanawat-8296]

“Genuine trimmings of my beard, encased in glorious museum quality acrylic” is not a phrase I’d think I’d hear from Vsauce, even by Vsauce standards

[@greenc0mmie767]

Imagine someone just donated like 5 million and just got every strand of his hair

[@RongDMemer]

Lmao

[@Danymok]

"But what is a beard, and does it have a consciousness?"

[@Jasmarkelina]

🤔🤔🤔 Confused mew mew

[@kittenritty7959]

Yes

[@jordanranstead3016]

Music plays

[@reaper_guardian_8214]

And if so, how much braincells does it have

[@panchor]

Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzbin.info/www/bejne/laCyYYRngZWNetk

[@LegoAnimations6370]

The legend says that if you ever touched that cube, you would immediately start hearing The Vsauce Music and question things around you.

[@PeterBarnes2]

That would make a good SCP.

[@um1372]

@@PeterBarnes2 Yeah

[@godamongall]

you would *be* vsauce

[@Fariha_m]

Holy crap I remember watching you years ago man. And I’m surprised you still upload, keep it up!

[@wuvumgywgy]

You gain 60 more iq points

[@wiffywiffy7896]

"Yeah you're welcome in my home" "as long as you don't ask about the pubic cube"

[@2Glm005]

“Plant them at a crime scene and send me to prison” got me lol

[@snoodlyboodly227]

Same

[@josho7138]

Okay I will do that

[@virtualnonsense3762]

Whoever wins this should go full Jurassic Park with it. Just imagine an island inhabited by Michaels.

[@mbusomabena9751]

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rarewhiteape]

Life… finds a way. Or does it? *Vsauce music plays*

[@skullduggerry]

*I N F I N I T E V S A U C E*

[@mjohnstone2399]

It's a pity you can't clone from hair as they are dead cells where the DNA has already begun breaking down and fragmenting.

[@beginnermusic4203]

Hello, Vsauce Michael here . ... ( repeats )

[@mitchkovacs1396]

It almost sounds like Michael has already left his beard hair at the scene of a crime and is trying to make a defense that it could be planted by someone else

[@SamuQu]

Underrated comment.

[@archonix]

Nah, he'd be incapable of committing a crime without announcing his presence and asking a vaguely disturbing question. "Hey, vsauce, michael here! ... What does your kidney smell like?"

[@BlueScreenCorp]

That's such a Michael thing to do, although it wouldn't be a violent crime it would be confusing intricate vandalism

[@ilvisionariowood]

that's fantastic sick

[@Scooterbeerrun]

His beard eats people, "Feed me Michael!"

[@JimmyJaxJellyStax]

I've always wanted Vsauce beard hairs

[@cosmovate4081]

i miss him.

[@HarshilKatira]

Someday, some future archaeologists will find this resin artefact.

[@zer0527]

and, as planned, the future civilization will use the encased DNA to clone him, bringing Michael hundreds of thousands of years into the future, when the time is right for his takeover.

[@oasprey1108]

I get that some people can't spell things but the way you spelled artifact physically made me feel ill. I hate you/

[@paul_has_nolife]

@@oasprey1108 Grammar nazi

[@oasprey1108]

@@paul_has_nolife No i dont care if u mispell day to day things like it happens but the way he spelled it.

[@slolilols]

@@oasprey1108 artefact is the original British spelling whilst artifact is just the American version. You should've done the research before trying to make someone look bad when in fact they weren't. Not everything is centred around America, dude.

[@BudravenOG]

I will pass this down many generations as a priceless heirloom.

[@frisko7955]

Hairloom

[@beckettmaffei]

@@frisko7955 I love this

[@avacado4706]

@@frisko7955 I thought the same thing lmao

[@United-Federation-of-Planets]

It will be an interesting game of telephone First Gen: Beard Hair Second Gen: Back Hair Third Gen: Armpit Hair Forth Gen: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmLdaZuogM-Ua5Y

[@headoverheels899]

“My child, keep this for the rest of your life, and treasure it like you did with the time I was with you” “What is it dear father?” “Some famous dude’s beard I bought for charity”

[@Lickmacake]

Not gonna lie. In future this might be one of the rarest NFT to own as a millionaire

[@childObliterator]

'Or is it a donation?'

[@knickohr01]

Plot twist: Michael wants to commit a crime and is giving hair away, so when they find his hair near the crime scene he can blame it on the winner and tell everyone that he got framed by him.

[@experi-mentalproductions5358]

Until the winner shows that they still have his hair in the cube.

[@Vsauce]

🤫

[@kevinmendoza6386]

@@Vsauce OMG hi

[@steveweast475]

@@kevinmendoza6386 but what does "Hi" taste like?

[@Christopher-to6sq]

@@Vsauce lol

[@barackobama4790]

this man is so smart it’s crazy. He just made it so that he could never be caught with murder because they would say someone planted it

[@winstonknowitall4181]

I was looking for that comment. I bet Michael is in fact a serial killer.

[@kaleymcquinn7904]

Michael: It wasn’t me; I was framed! Judge: Sir, we saw you with the bloody knife

[@sanjibsinha3500]

@@kaleymcquinn7904 Michael: Or is it an optical illusion?

[@edzter10]

ITS BARACK OBAMA!!!!

[@g.i2165]

@@edzter10 wtf

[@BasicShapes]

*PlantThemAtTheSceneOfACrimeAndSendMeToPrisonForLife*

[@alexandrearmandine8845]

Michael is giving away 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Of his power

[@Hecttic]

Some random dude: I finally have His hair! And it’s mine forever. Michael: *Appears out of thin air* “ Or is it? “

[@SparseB]

*Intro music plays* But what *is* yours? Is it atoms that you possess? Things you collect? What if they came off living things like me? Are they split down the middle 50-50? Sure you can draw the line somewhere but-

[@congratulationsmerry6386]

@@SparseB Speaking of 50/50 did you know thats the chance for you to survive an michapocalyps? *starts running from genetically cloned michaels*

[@ihatethisshitist]

@@congratulationsmerry6386 Speaking about running! Do you know exactly when it stop being a walk, and become running? Is it 1 km/h? 1,01 km/h?

[@impwolf]

thanks for capitalizing His name as you should

[@zelkk7049]

@@impwolf michael from vsauce

[@09bikerman1]

Michael is self aware enough to know that this is just the type of thing his accursed viewers will spend way too much money trying to get, and he’s using that to his advantage. Well played.

[@alfiealfie35]

well, to humanity's too

[@youwantmyname9208]

And I'm buying it

[@laurencevillenoble9053]

Well, what'd you expect from a guy who spat wisdom to millions of people?

[@antonisadkowski8598]

It's a non-thot equivalent of selling your bathwater. Michael learns from the best, just like a wise man should.

[@seanplaysgames2551]

@@antonisadkowski8598 ah yes, michael vsauce is learning from belle delphine, just the way it should be

[@Lazydcat]

It's all fun and games until anatomy doctors checked and revealed that those aren't beard hair

[@Redice.]

In the thumbnail it looks like the beard was the last thing that kept him sane.

[@fiftyfat]

I've already lost a great uncle to alzheimer's a few years ago and this summer my grandma was hospitalized and has lost all autonomy because of the disease. She still recognizes me even if she don't remember my name but I don't know for how much longer... I hope your campaign will be a sucess. Take care.

[@jakefromstatefarm7602]

Damn, sorry to hear that

[@stare4539]

yo

[@batimius]

I am so sorry to hear. My grandpa died a few months ago because of Alzheimer's too, so I understand what you feel. It truly is a very sad disease, especially because of the fact that it drains the person away instead of killing them on the spot, at least this was from my experience. During my event, it was a constant battle of if he would leave or not. It is the worst when my mother got a call in 1:30 AM from my aunt and told her that it was over. It was a truly painful experience, but at least his soul can rest now. I am sorry to hear and I hope your grandma recovers or doesn't develop much further.

[@gumarks_]

Take care too, bro.

[@Flightsy]

he forgor💀

[@christopherroche9893]

This is the most vsauce thing Michael has ever done.

[@crashalot43]

This beard will cost 3 billion dollars in the future

[@TouchTone21]

Vsauce went from 50 years old to sperm cell real quick💀

[@melckyrva22]

I love how Michael knows that his fanbase is THIS WEIRD

[@meatloafbiggie2348]

For a beard

[@rjmunt]

I'm weird ... Not that weird though. I'd rather donate to make sure that thing didnt arrive on my doorstep.

[@violetskiy854]

I bet they'll get loads of donations

[@panchor]

Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzbin.info/www/bejne/laCyYYRngZWNetk

[@sharicamonet9675]

@@rjmuntLMBO Yes!!!!

[@Cristnogol]

This is going to be an excellent Christmas present and future family heirloom.

[@reytheon486]

More like hairloom!

[@rap5374]

Haha hairloom

[@_Stin_]

@@reytheon486 Beat me by 4 hours lol

[@rajabsonje3050]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIOWpH2QmbCeg5I

[@yesyoucan7877]

This ain’t apex bro

[@Cheez_reelsmooth13]

"plant them at a scene of crime and get me sent to prison for the rest of my life." Hmmmm...

[@TheDuskzEntertainment]

With his dna, I can fuse it with mine and have his beard powers. Soon I will be the new Vsauce, and nobody can stop me! HAHAHAHA!!!!

[@justlixian293]

But jokes aside, the fact he is helping with donations is really heart warming. It just, well, his ways are weird

[@anteater9408]

Beyond your understanding doesn't mean weird

[@Persun_McPersonson]

@@anteater9408 I think that's exactly the type of stuff that the word "weird" is used on.

[@lxgiwyz]

Chaotic good

[@somedude6833]

Who decides what is weird and what isn’t? Should shadow become light, and should you live long enough to become one with it, would it be weird? Should the beard stare at you, in it’s unending glory, would you accept it, or banish it?

[@myriad3569]

@@justlixian293 you fool you can never “aside” the jokes

[@thomasmosner7130]

I love how he had to wait until a certain point in his career for this to be such a big deal to all of us

[@I_am_Alxui]

Hey!:)

[@bendesmond6008]

I woulda bought it after farting mario

[@fabriziogiordano2405]

The whole fbi type shit got me dying 😂😂💀💀 (the part where he hints on how u could use those hairs to incriminate him)

[@ulischmidt03]

I swear, if that doesn’t end up in an actual museum, I will be upset

[@ervinm.5065]

Therapist: beardless Michael doens't exist, he can't hurt you Beardless Michael:

[@Perririri]

Normie

[@Rohit_03]

Fits well though

[@notlancer6145]

i think he looks better

[@Tyler-dm9jw]

That’s rude

[@AsteroidBK]

he never had a beard until recently anyway

[@Hypercube9]

"I can possess the DNA of Micheal from Vsauce? Do you realize what this means?!? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Micheal from Vsauce!"

[@Snotkoglen]

Michael is God. DNA can't even begin to contain him.

[@Hypercube9]

@@Snotkoglen Isn't this the same guy who tasted a chair in his last video? 🤣😅

[@chromaticcobalt8358]

@@Hypercube9 god works in mysterious ways

[@kauaproco9853]

I can imagine a future commercial like "Grow your OWN Michael from VSauce, right in the comfort of your home!"

[@dsp4392]

I understood that reference

[@isaacbelcher4984]

The most powerful artifact in the universe.

[@FezGaming1945]

*People donating to celebrities be like:* w a t e r is t h i r s t y

[@thinkfact]

Do you plan on having a little document alongside it as proof of it's authenticity? Let alone would be just as funny as the beard block.

[@potatosordfighter666]

Just compare it to this video. The hair will always be in a very specific arrangement.

[@cosmiceon]

It’s called a COA, certificate of authenticity

[@Cukito4]

It is authenticity? What does that mean?

[@Vsauce]

yep! It comes with a certificate of authenticity signed my me :)

[@putinsplayground]

@UCRIJhZ2xxWXtGE_9xeERBag you- you just corrected Vsauce...

[@birdlawspecialist]

Investing in vsauce hair. Finally, my master plan to create a clone of michael will be complete.

[@michaelzhang9806]

Better yet, consume that hairs. Become Michael “VSAUCE” Vsauce, gain his powers.

[@priyanshujain5597]

@@michaelzhang9806 Yeah, he got a power called Brain for all, if one comsumes his hair,they will get this power.

[@jasminritter8318]

0:10 your home security is great. Or is it?

[@InbetweenIITPP]

0:10 Hey michael vsauce here. Your home security is great. Or is it?

[@boggybolt6782]

Vsauce is the only person on this planet who can pull off being both deeply thoughtful and educational, yet still shitposting in the most classy way possible. He is a gift from the gods, and we must cherish him.

[@kissthesky40]

Easy there tiger

[@jeremiahwilliams8623]

@@kissthesky40 stop trying to FUCKING CONTAIN US HE IS OUR GOD

[@proxycatapult]

Or is he?

[@lifeinvader1016]

its called good marketing

[@kat1york]

@@lifeinvader1016 Don't you mean "God Marketing"? 😜 🧔

[@jdtreharne]

VSauce plotting the greatest crime coverup of all time. "Your honor, clearly that hair was planted by the anonymous winner of the charity event."

[@noone3708]

Or was it?

[@beegbeegyoshi487]

@@noone3708 daaaanbadaaaaaaa

[@ravisharath4302]

"Planet them at the scene of a crime an send me to prison for life." That's what I'm thinking 😂

[@narcizosanchez138]

I think Michael, like most of us, is just a little boy who, even as he is so smart, he makes certain things that just seem not to have a purpose. It is a mirror for all of us to see who we are. His consciousness of the time of that video was of a younger man than what he seems

[@SoraZ2112]

Years later, this will be worth millions. That’d be hilarious.

[@MarkusHobelsberger]

Jup, just imagine DaVinci's or Shakespeare's hair's value today.

[@b1gb017]

hil-hair-ious lol.

[@rkpyi8616]

Just like art, This beard price will spiked when Michael died...

[@sasdagreat8052]

@@rkpyi8616 Discontinued by manufacturer

[@arjunarun3033]

@@rkpyi8616 you fool michael is timeless he will never die

[@asteroidvonryker4359]

That's one hell of a conversation piece

[@HeyMidnight]

V sauce, please come back, you are what we need this summer

[@funkymonks8333]

I love how Michael realizes how unhinged his audience is

[@simianto9957]

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[@MasquedJustice]

@@simianto9957 01

[@user-uq6uj7fn3h]

@@MasquedJustice 02

[@ndali7075]

@@user-uq6uj7fn3h 03

[@mooflechuck2127]

@@ndali7075 04

[@caeruleumluna9630]

Michael: Being a lawful person Also Michael: plantitatasceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife

[@theorangeoof926]

Perfect defence, if he is caught for a crime he did or didn’t do he can reference this

[@theskithouse5172]

I died

[@theskithouse5172]

At that part

[@TheLManIsHere]

0:45

[@D_bodyboy]

This was hard to read because in spanish it can be confusing see the word "plantitas", that means little plants in english

[@Shayan-lp1el]

This one's sanity must have already crumbled...

[@hoanoannguyen7936]

Hey Michael, idk if you still have plan of continues making videos on this channel. But if you do, would you make a video about multiverse?

[@treebush]

I cant wait for future archeologist get a hold of this and how this is the sacred beard of a man who onces spoke to millions of boundless wisdom the wise Prophet Vsauce

[@axelprino]

I was looking for this exact comment, thank you.

[@jespervanberkel1965]

And Bearded Nun!

[@stare4539]

Yoo

[@moonhead5967]

"plant them at the scene of a crime" what if Michael is a serial killer and he's doing this knowing he can use this as an excuse. Not fooling me Vsauce Michael, I'm not going down for your crimes.

[@JayJayvanriel]

I was the 💯 'th' like 😊

[@plugOutletflowey]

plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life

[@nesrineelassri]

"Hey Vsauce, Michael here" "Your home security is great!" 0:11 "Or is it" 🧐 "Vsauce theme starts playing"

[@fbi-thecommenter127]

Michael: Auctions Beard Heair Everyone: Invest

[@fishussugon3215]

"Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to prison for life" Michael has truly seen everything

[@tiragd928]

The camera quality better than my eyesight 💀

[@lastrngstanding1077]

No one gonna talk about how he seemed happy to be framed

[@PauaP]

I loved how he shown that picture of him staring directly to a CCTV camera, thus showing it was actually HIM, and not some random guy who looked like him.

[@Lynn-zc9jg]

"hey vsauce Michael here you can't contain me forever"

[@naufalap]

@@Lynn-zc9jg clasic

[@helper_bot]

how fast........ can you *run* ?

[@kektagonb3469]

@@helper_bot but first… What *IS* Fast?

[@pz-sc6201]

Imagine a child asking their mom to donate a hundred dollars for someone’s beard hair, that would be so weird.

[@MasquedJustice]

They'll understand when they realize it's VSauce

[@blockman_games17]

vsauce beard cube is the peak of modern items

[@MANOFTIME]

I come back to this video once in a while just to assure myself that I'm never more insane than michael

[@totallynotsquiggles8317]

Micheal: "You have a chance to win my beard" Also Micheal: "But first, what is a beard?" * Vsause music intensifies *

[@sifugameplay5895]

Hey VSauce, Michael here.

[@daymonvoisin7153]

@@sifugameplay5895 Today we'll be covering two closely related topics; the first, what's a beard, and the second, how to kill someone with both machetes and laughter.

[@Hubson55]

@@daymonvoisin7153 But what is laugh? What is the purpose of laughing? If aliens exist, do they laugh too?

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

"If it's no longer attached to my face, is it still a beard? And is it still mine?"

[@konstant_ly]

God fucking dammit I love how this is something we, as his fanbase, would actually all love to have. He knows how we look at his beard lmfao

[@Cloud-jz5zx]

Æ

[@konstant_ly]

@@Cloud-jz5zx Æ.

[@vishwarao6064]

@@Cloud-jz5zx œ

[@NoOne-qi4tb]

@@Cloud-jz5zx X-Æ-12

[@engineergaming6631]

Darnn, I'm to moronic to contribute to the trend . . . Or AM I?!?

[@DistructiveGarou]

The person that got the beard - *Y* *E* *S* *F* *I* *N* *A* *L* *L* *Y*

[@dizzzzzynick]

Alzheimer's charity donations after this video:📈📈📈📈📈

[@REEEPROGRAM]

*[[400 years jn the future]]* "See anything?" ..."uh yes..A hair in a.. cube?" *"THE LEGEND WAS TRUE! WE FINALLY FOUND IT"*

[@omprakashbaruah9425]

Poor joke.

[@romainhedouin]

You've done all sorts of absurd yet somehow this tops it all 😆

[@Muscleman8562]

I just ate toilet paper in a video 💪

[@lynxsss5403]

Did he uploaded this again? Seems like I saw it somewhere

[@panchor]

Max Sigma Male Verstappen kzbin.info/www/bejne/laCyYYRngZWNetk

[@Mohg-Type]

@@panchor bot 🤖

[@rijck3329]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@hell.png.]

This guy is a legend for mentioning the memes around him

[@salmonking2710]

“Plant them at the scene of a crime and send me to jail for life” this really got me good

[@_strangelet__]

All that's fun until the demand for Michael's beard increases and he uses his backup 🎃

[@amit-mishra]

Boom will be greater than 'crypto'currency.

[@AmbyAxolotl]

This is a man's equivalent of bath water and you can't change my mind

[@GalvakzaMusic]

Except it ain't simping

[@JaysonT1]

Bath water, simping.....The fuck are you 2 going on about?

[@papiderpy]

@@JaysonT1 mad

[@SynnyXX]

@@JaysonT1 They refer to Belle Delphine selling used bathwater and guys were simping for that.

[@nihan7145]

Put it back. PUT IT BACK PLEASE I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS MICHEAL. PUT IT BAAACCCKKKKK

[@M4rionette]

“plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife”-vsause 2021

[@SMG516]

"admire them... plantthematthesceneofacrimeandsendmetoprisonforlife" really caught me off guard

[@calopteryx76]

"Vsauce without beard isn't real, he can't hurt you." Vsauce without beard: 0:07

[@dshbvhjbfhvjb]

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[@RealRomplayer]

You must be new here if you only know Michael with that beard.

[@Q--_--90909]

Haha!

[@luke27luis]

Or is that Techmoan? 😂

[@Squirrel-zq6oe]

This is legendary this guy is a true inspiration.

[@Redvox57]

"There will only ever be this one" The garbage truck driver who's been collecting his beard shaving for the last 20 years:🤔

[@CryptoNWO]

I must own it.

[@Trashpanda04]

I mean you could use a second account to donate the max amount of money and get 2x the chances

[@VOIDSenseMusic]

Or do you?

[@ahmeds8506]

One of the funniest comments, genuinely.

[@Q--_--90909]

Then win.

[@SpAm-AcCoUnT]

I hate to do this but uh………….. dibs. Sorry. Mine now, goon.

[@manvslife271]

Ah yes, since the auction raised the price to over billions, its now a giveaway.

[@pokedude583]

Excuse me, what happened? I saw the video got taken down, but how the hell were people bidding billions??

[@manvslife271]

@@pokedude583 I think the sheer amount of people raising the price overloaded the site and pretty much crashed it so it allowed the people to put in insane amounts of money as bets

[@clankboss827]

@@manvslife271 would you have to confirm bids that u actually have that much money lol?

[@Porururidimu]

@@clankboss827 no

[@ultimaxkom8728]

Lol that's amazing

[@cherneazy]

This guy got 17.5 Million subscribers and just bounced

[@theelephantintheroom69]

The CCTV screenshot killed me. I never knew that it would be acknowledged by Michael as a real photo of him - I thought it was an impersonation

[@r.i.p.8429]

Whoever wins, just keep them safe in acryllic and smash it as soon as cloneing is a thing. Humanity saved ✅

[@renderproductions1032]

THIS!

[@Caerulis]

THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@nikhilnagaria2672]

THIS

[@dragon67849]

Belle sells bathwater for herself, Michael from Vsauce sells his beard for a good cause. You have won the internet whilst belle broke it. Tip of the hat Michael, tip of the hat

[@SinHurr]

Or did he? Michael, VSauce's beard here.

[@Despotic_Waffle]

People go back and say old vsauce was crazy, but forget that he never really changed, he just changed content focus.

[@L1v1ngDeAdGirl]

I adore that this man just goes with the SCPSauce memes.

[@labyrinthdweller6707]

Thank you for doing this. My grandmother passed away from a stroke caused by Alzheimers. It’s been over 3 years since then. It’s such a sad illness. Thank you.

[@fairywww]

srry for ur loss

[@nettieharris]

I have to take care of my husband’s grandmother who had I’ll timers and yes indeed it is horrible and sad Way to go

[@simianto9957]

Mine has it now. We just found out actually, turns out it's already severe. Dementia sucks.