glee's iconic sue sylvester quotes

[@zafi9133]

*sue sylvester is the most self-aware character in glee.*

[@naamasade6313]

I love your profile picture

[@theslaytoendyourfaves]

true she convinced me the writers were slightly less oblivious

[@gOat_GrandMa]

"Now dont be rude william, I put a lot of thought into those."

[@tiakhanna2192]

"You have no proof." "There's footage of you stealing the money." "But other than that, you have no proof."

[@blossomedits_1]

Or, “You Have No Proof” “There’s footage of you blowing up the Taco Bell” “ But Other Than That you have no proof”

[@Anabellaboo]

She's not wrong

[@Kaastengels]

Gaslighting legend

[@Brandedbyfire]

She really pulled a Shaggy 😂😂

[@jaiden8529]

Sue pushing that guy down the stairs 2 TIMES will forever be the most iconic TV moment in history

[@aldendomino3523]

It was weird. Triggered my empathy when she mentioned the brain bleed.

[@boobsjackson]

Iconic? That was the darkest shit I've ever seen on national television 😮

[@kickrocksmaybe]

My dad hated Glee when It came out and I was watching it on TV but as soon as Sue did that he was BELLY laughing and was a Sue Stan from then on. Truly an Icon.

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

“I will no longer be carrying photo ID. You know why? *People should know who I am* ” THIS IS WHY SUE WAS THE TRUE MAIN CHARECTER

[@VideosOfRandomContext]

LMAOOOO HER BADASSERY IS LEGEND

[@pamelaross9328]

She may have been a terrible person, no excuse for that- but she is a legend. 💅👏👏👏 I can’t imagine her being played by anybody but Jane Lynch.

[@Bloodyheroesandlegends]

Facts

[@amystout7772]

well said 👏👏👏

[@samuelgomes7220]

She wasn’t a terrible person? Excuse u, she was just fighting for what she believes 😌 she a queen

[@chickennuggetsarecool5569]

@@samuelgomes7220 Ya, and most of the things she believed were highly racist, homophobic, ect. Still an icon though😛

[@samuelgomes7220]

@@chickennuggetsarecool5569 she was not😂 but okay snowflake

[@smallgreenlimabean]

She may be a horrible person. But she is by far one of my favorite characters in the history of television.

[@smax333]

Shes not horrible she's driven 🤣

[@B-Mag]

Shes the de-facto voice of reason of the show

[@Nkosazana-yt1]

Yes 😂

[@levixxcraig4575]

@@smax333 I love sue but she is a horrible person

[@watermelonice5929]

Mine too

[@AquariusTwinsMH]

You should have added, "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face." Sue is iconic for the delivery of this.

[@fredweasley7112]

i see that on every sue sylvester compilation and every time I do it makes my day

[@guinholaurensS2]

this is my favorite quote from her

[@sixtyfourpalms]

Lmfao

[@kalisay2594]

Lmao cuz the cat wasn’t involved in the ending of it

[@tinymxnticore]

One of the best lines from the show. Scratch that. Any show.

[@DeeL3]

Okay but, Sue calling out Santana for the fact that the Glee graduates are ALWAYS there was literally one of the most self aware things ever. . .why tf are y'all always there!?

[@thatbitch823]

NO BC THIS >> everyone besides a few of them always returned. like…go live your life, go to college, get a job, pls 💀

[@jaiden8529]

@@thatbitch823 EXACTLY LIKE THAT'S SO WEIRD SEEING THEM ALL THE TIME STILL THE RE 💀

[@muteddeer]

bc of glee i thought my friends and i would return regularly to our choir class…we didn’t

[@thatbitch823]

@@muteddeer really?? the kids in my show choir always stayed visiting and i’m just like- why??? don’t y’all got school??? a job?? PLS😭.

[@Feliciatanktop]

That’s what I thought. The day after I graduated high school I never thought about that school ever again lmao

[@saravaldivia7401]

"Please don't tell my mom" "No I can't, I don't speak Spanish" LMAOQKJDKQHDJQYDJQUF LOVE HER

[@handsomemahlambi]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@anylove370]

She was never serious and we are so grateful

[@aag4021]

S: "don't. touch me" W: *pokes her* S: "THAT IS A LAWSUIT, MISTER! I WILL SUE. YOUR. ASS!"

[@moonflower2515]

By far my favorite line in the entire show

[@christina2763]

They may not get along but it’s funny bc they act like siblings 😂

[@vanilladingdong]

“What are you doing?” “Throwing sticks at your head” Always cracks me up

[@vecnussyy]

"Porcelain, you just made a powerful enema" who tf comes up with stuff like that 😭

[@danielledetaboada8692]

Enemy*

[@yooniioomi]

@@danielledetaboada8692 it was intentionally enema, an enema is what mostly gay men use to clean out their you know what, kinda like douching

[@THEJPR]

@@yooniioomi Not kinda, it is used for douching.

[@Tarlondwen]

@@yooniioomi uhhhhh it's not a gay thing. Sue was buying her own enema.

[@garnett2350]

@@Tarlondwen well it's mostly used by gay men, as a bottom I can confirm this

[@hurricanealicia4594]

And that’s how Sue… sees it ❤️

[@sophiesings5285]

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE

[@Joannefibracs9994]

Outstanding

[@chithao5609]

That’s how sue 🤏’s it

[@anavrin5251]

You forgot the iconic: S: There’s only one person in this world who can tell you who you are K: Me S: No, me Sue Sylvester

[@talia2157]

My favorite

[@abbyjacobs2409]

This is by far her best hahahha

[@2007enthusiast]

She delivered it with such calm intent like a true villain 😂😂

[@jellybonesmasterfue45]

thank God I watched that episode today to know the reference.

[@Lilyfletcy]

''go home, rest, die, I dont care'' shes so iconic

[@adrianagauci4894]

Rachel: opens her mouth. Sue: that’s it let’s go. Honestly same 😂

[@everythingunni4040]

I was looking for this comment😂😂😂

[@kelsynicole9135]

“No, and that’s the point, there is no fire” such an underrated line 😂😂

[@cameron_0496]

I died.

[@heatherheatherandheather846]

Blaine’s facial expressions after meeting Sue for the first time are sending me

[@daisyy3706]

sue, rachel berry, and Santana lopez will forever be the most problematic yet iconic characters in television. period.

[@yonbonbonbon]

Sue and Santana had their times when they were were problematic but they were real AF. They were just hardcore about it. Rachel was problematic and also just annoying. The constant whining, selfishness, and arrogance that came with her was an eye roll, everytime

[@daisyy3706]

@@yonbonbonbon Rachel was unapologetically herself. You never see character’s like her in teen dramas. Like ever. She was driven and I think to some degree her “annoyingness” served as comic relief. I completely understand why some people might not like her, but personally, I think her and Santana were the best characters on the show. Completely different, but iconic in their own ways.

[@yonbonbonbon]

@@daisyy3706 Nah. She was the worst lmao Had the worst personality and still wanted people to like her

[@daisyy3706]

@@yonbonbonbon you’re inability to recognize a well fleshed out, completely original, and unique character is amusing 😃✨

[@yonbonbonbon]

@@daisyy3706 and your inability to see how trash she is, is hilarious lmao You like her. I don't. What's done is done lmao

[@marteris9464]

“But where will we sleep”?! “Well I imagine you two will be sleeping inside one another” SUSAN I-

[@blue-9017]

The savage👀💯

[@anylove370]

An educator saying this to an actual student would be so wrong but I get so much enjoyment from that exchange

[@heavenlymoi]

sometimes I understand Sue, kind of out of nowhere these kids come out of nowhere and start singing songs and NO ONE thinks it's weird or annoying, mainly in the Telephone scene, when Sue showed up I screamed hallelujah, someone stopped this ridiculous "fight"

[@Bubaiel]

It wasn’t even a fight because sunshine was just vibing it was just Rachel being weird 😂

[@hl1342]

Sue: You have no proof Will: You were the only one who had the list Sue: But other than that you have no proof. Always cracks me up

[@alexaduran2477]

I heard that just after finishing glee she had to go through spine surgery after carrying the show on her back since the beginning

[@JasLamArr91]

When she pushed that man down the stairs and then pushed him again! 😂😂

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

I like how Sue can sort of break the 4th wall, she points out all of the dumb tropes and cliches and how ridiculous everything is.

[@Godlovesyouall12]

"Don't fight the Klaine romance!" also another

[@Nayaly]

"Why don't you go home and watch some TV *die* " -Sue Slyvester 😂

[@Oblivion2906]

*Rachel starts singing “alright that’s it come on, she had her chance everybody up we’re leaving.” 3:01

[@PHSDM104]

Is it crazy that I agreed with her at that moment?

[@erinedwards209]

“I don’t want to hurt your feelings coach.” “Oh I don’t have any feelings Becky.”

[@MissArtisticSasnuhy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dwhyunieee]

despite the bad things she did, she also has iconic moments 😂😂

[@geniehossain3738]

“And what if I were to innocently MURDER you, Will?” Wow, too bad she didn’t follow through.

[@camilafrias3518]

1:45 Blaine's innocent face, he has no idea😂

[@limogch4586]

Ikr 😅😂🤣

[@teresaneves8839]

Mercedes: What are you doing!? Sue: Throwing sticks at your head. 😂😂😂

[@aag4021]

anytime she referred to kurt as "sweet, sweet porcelain"

[@ItsHollyYAS]

WHY DID I NEVER NOTICE SHE PUT THE PAPER IN HER COFFEE UNTIL NOW LMAOOOO 2:06

[@brooksbrocc]

"What are doing?!" "Throwing sticks at your head." Is just so funny to me. I'll never not laugh.

[@sanaxxxi3568]

The fact that every season she gonna have a arc and next episode she's back in her meanself

[@siddharthnaagar7028]

It took her over 25yrs but thank god Jane Lynch made her mark in the world with this legendary role and performance

[@MGonzalez_98]

"Please don't tell my mom" "I can't I don't speak spanish" I'M DEAD

[@graammy8254]

i love these, but my favorite sue quote is still “you’re like batman, but gay. so like batman” lmaoooooooo

[@irisoridk1447]

"Only one person can tell you who you are" "me?" "No me sue Sylvester."

[@jxwlxnx]

One of the most self aware characters on show 🤧 (Sue, Santana & Brittany mostly) but such icons

[@alexmagney5326]

I IMAGINE YOU TWO WILL SLEEP IN ONE ANOTHER HAD ME SPIT MY TEA THE FIRST TIME I WAS WATCHING IT 😂😂😂

[@limogch4586]

So inappropriate, but also funny lmao

[@michelletgs]

"i don't want to hurt your feelings, coach" "i don't have any feelings, becky" how soft she delivers that line as soon as she's talking to becky :D

[@julieta8476]

The fact that everything she said is iconic, I mean she’s a legend, and Jane Lynch makes it even better 🤍

[@handsomemahlambi]

Sue throwing sticks in Mercedes’ hair for no reason will forever send me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@xkennishax8663]

Sue Sylvester is an icon, prove me wrong

[@voiddemie6041]

a.k.a. = sue sylvester being her iconic self for 6 seasons

[@khorrijones]

the way kurt and blaine just stare at her while she puts a bunch of shit in her coffee is hilarious to me

[@werweis21]

"The entire school was suspended, Will!" is a precious core memory of mine.

[@brogod2774]

She’s horrible effortlessly..and I love it 🤣

[@kristianashkurti5384]

maturing is realizing that sue sylvester was the most iconic and amazing character

[@willianhabizenreuter4044]

"You have no proof" Sylvester, Sue

[@miguelangelcandia6314]

Even in the heat of battle, I am ELEGANT.

[@M_06_08]

"You have no proof" gets me everytime😆

[@afreepotatochip8765]

the image of little elfs baking cookies in will's hair gets me every time 😭

[@tianamarius2229]

honestly it's not like the lines are that funny or iconic, it's her delivery that gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiesings5285]

4:51 haha their faces at the end 😂

[@writerinprogress]

I love how, as the series drew on, about 60% of her burns were meta-comments about the show itself.

[@tinystorm2076]

One of the best television characters of all time I will stand by this

[@TheBlahblahblahahaha]

god i love her. if there was a version of glee just with her scenes, i would 100000% watch.

[@chithao5609]

Sue is just the inner person we wish we could all unleash

[@stonebrickslab3643]

she carried the show

[@federicapiottoli6922]

1:39 love the transition

[@valentinagamarra3709]

What about the “that is a lawsuit, I will sue your ass” And “it’s a Brittney Spears sex riot” And the whole plastic fork monologue from s6 And the conversation with Kurt that goes something like this: “only one person can tell you who you are” “Me” “No, me” And this bit from 4x14 “Will Shuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children and his best friend is 19” And this one“Yes, these sits are currently being occupied by my ghost friends” Sorry for these many suggestions, it’s not a complain, not at all, the video is hilarious. Part 2 please queen 👑 🙌🏻

[@sophstilwell]

“adultery...” is my favourite

[@thekarlshow_tm]

Characters like sue are the only reason I still rewatch glee

[@Mike_M.2002]

Omg yes! Love the "You have no prove" line

[@cedricattwilight7114]

Sue is a queen 👑

[@kylewolnik1789]

Sue was the reason why I wanted a track suit

[@agnessofiacastrocarvalho774]

Pls💀same😭

[@janekmaciejewski490]

Throwing sticks on Mercedes is one of my favorite moments.

[@bad4biz]

3:01 THIS SCENE WILL FOREVER KILL MEEEE 😭😭😭😭

[@mulhero1]

Ikr

[@RishiHeda-t1c]

Ok 4:49 is just hilarious lmao

[@ares6953]

Jane Lynch was the reason i kept on watching Glee . she was hilarious and yet so mean !

[@orangecurlyyy]

her obsession with will’s hair will never not be funny

[@kareif5344]

4:48 SHE DID NOT SAAY THAT LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@plaguedvenice]

“Look at me. Even in the heat of battle I am so elegant, regal. I am Ajax.”

[@seerpou]

you think this is hard? im passing a gallstone as we speak. that's hard ICONIC

[@lollopoloso]

My only problematic favorite. Sue is a questionable icon no matter how you look at it!

[@user36able]

I hope Jane Lynch knows how loved she is

[@mariatine11]

Maturing is realising sue was a better person then will

[@queenofhearts7503]

Fr

[@bjsyoutubechannel2956]

All hail queen sue

[@huhok4964]

I forgot sue has a ship shrine of klaine is the reason why i watched Glee

[@cocobradz]

"Please don't tell my mom" "Oh, I Can't. I dont speak Spanish" 😂😂😂😂

[@hatelovebowel4571]

Sue and Santana literally carry this show.

[@faizahnc1565]

Her jokes about will's hair are my favorites lol

[@nicolasbloch4442]

IDC if you hate that show, you can't deny the fact that she's iconic

[@IamEdenPotter]

“So much grease in your hair, I’d probably slide right off” 🤣

[@julia-tq5sj]

i know sue did and said very questionable things but i think she is the greatest character ever created for tv

[@Sarah-es3or]

4:49 lemme tell you I gasped

[@mvwinf]

1:39 I see you with that sunglasses match cut 😎💕

[@fernandalatorrecasanova8695]

I kinda missed "THAT'S HOW SUE SEES IT"

[@ethanlingerfelt6596]

“Throwing sticks at your head.” 😭😭😭😭

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

How they got away with 4:48 I'll never know.

[@xristinapitza7428]

sue and santana carried the show no doubt

[@nicolekemedi2814]

2:32 don't tell me she actually plans on drinking whatever the fuck it is she just created-

[@xoebullings622]

Sue roasting will’s hair cut will always be pure gold

[@Preppygurl81]

Sue: You know William, one thing I learned in my time as president… Will: Principal Me: OMG I WISH SHE WAS PRESIDENT 😂

[@athena.6858]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@melaniadingle]

"I imagine you two will sleep inside of each other" BYEEE HAHHHAHAHAHHAAH