Glorious tortilla

[@lordFrog222]

As a British person I have never been so offended at a statement that I completely agree with.

[@katschrodinger954]

Totally understand. I’m a Texan and can’t say I disagree with the “obesity and ‘gun violence’” comment.

[@jonowack]

But chicken tikka Masala.

[@epicfiredragon0819]

@@katschrodinger954 I am Arizonan, and I agree as well

[@stock_movie1875]

​@@jonowackthat is a weaker version of chicken curry which y'all stole from India

[@3starperfectdeer233]

Beans on toast. He's the one cooking, your not

[@tacticallemon7518]

“The quality of their food and the beauty of their women made the British the best sailors in the world”

[@jeremygibbs7342]

Savage

[@freedomloverusa3030]

Dude…

[@EvilPaladin11]

*wheezing laugh*

[@FrikInCasualMode]

sizzling burn....

[@terrykingpin1452]

He's dead, Jim.

[@rffromusa8319]

Traded spice all over the planet and don't know how to use them 🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@thomas_armour83]

They still eat like there’s Germans flying above them.

[@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery]

We still do like a good currie

[@435cyberteam9]

@@thomas_armour83 But that's the best kind of food...

[@Chucky47th]

That's a big ow

[@bygonewonders]

​@@435cyberteam9 ya because the gunpowder all around them was the only time they ever used seasoning even if it was by accident

[@CitrusAnarchy]

“I can’t find a flaw in his logic… but it’s weird when he says it” Is so fucking valid

[@LucasRognholt]

Like As an American let them cook

[@verity3616]

There are THREE things that are allowed to kill Americans. 1. Obesity, 2. Gun violence, 3. Inadequate medical coverage and/or denial of services or medication due to price.

[@noncompliant209cali]

Not really. It just makes him look ignorant. Take away self deletes and gang violence and "gun violence" is damn near non existent. In a country with the most armed civilian population and ranked 28th in gun deaths I'd say we're doing pretty good. And again without self deletes and gang violence we'd probably not even make the top 100

[@DarkCrimson1999]

​@noncompliant209cali it doesn't make him sound ignorant it make you for not being able to understand or even consider his opinion

[@CitrusAnarchy]

@@noncompliant209cali the number one cause of death in children in the United States is firearms.

[@samoan4251]

People forget 1914 a young Lt. Patton was mixing it up in Mexico. Lmao 30 years later mixed it up with the Germans and Italians lmao

[@thomasgeorge4384]

Didn't take him that long. He was in the AEF. And the stockholm olympics, where he was fucking robbed.

[@samoan4251]

@@thomasgeorge4384 Preach!

[@thomasgeorge4384]

@samoan4251 he turned the center of the target into swiss cheese with his service revolver instead of a competition rimfire like everyone else used, then those meatball garglers said "all hits count equally, and you missed a shot." To which he said it likely went through a previous hole, but they wouldn't hear it.

[@wrayday7149]

Almost got the Rooskies after that, before he was Princess Diana'ed.

[@dboot8886]

Lmao he was also an unhinged larper who thought he was a reincarnation of a knight or napoleon or genghis khan or some shit so who cares? Also his soldiers hated him?

[@pizzasharkguy3807]

"You traded spices all over the world but don't know how to use any of them" That's gotta sting.

[@whitneyneely2880]

OUCH 🤕🤕

[@unseenscout8233]

Lemme add salt to that

[@danahansen5427]

At least they came up with 'WhatsThisHere' Sauce.🤤

[@samiam619]

@@danahansen5427Curry they stole from India and now that you mention it, “Who’syoursister” Sauce is reportedly a type of fish sauce from India, too

[@danahansen5427]

@@samiam619 Yes. 😀 The Lee & Perrin's story of how Worcestershire came about is a bit entertaining. Look it up, and all I can say is, it was a brave man who sampled what was that years-forgotten barrel of stuff. 😆 I was sure I'd stir (pun intended) something up with the comment, and so I have. 😉 Enjoy!

[@LadyZubat]

The sad reality is that it's actually a hell of a lot harder to deal with cartels than we think it is because they can slip their slimy little hands into every aspect of life.

[@Invaderzim2004]

It can be remarkably easy, you just have to risk a recession by confiscating all cartel money currently in circulation through banks in Dollars. And the USA is certainly not going to do that. It's just about a few billion dollars of money.

[@YoWhatGoesHere]

You do it the same way the US dealt with the Mafia. The problem is the Mexican government is too corrupt to get a RICO law on the books.

[@JamesJesseGTA]

El Salvador has entered the chat.

[@molag8925]

​@@JamesJesseGTAel Salvador is small compared to mexico

[@OneEyedManKingdomOfTheBlind]

Organized crime is not that difficult to stop, if you’re willing to do what’s necessary.

[@Orthane]

"You know I don't have oil right?" *1938 Mexican Oil Nationalization crisis*

[@ORRHART]

Wait didn't they empy that oil?

[@abpire]

@@ORRHART Its still producing but not enough for a national surplus

[@ORRHART]

@@abpire good to know

[@krevor4095]

@@ORRHART I don't think it's lack of supply. It's more lack of effort, imo, but I'm neither an oil market specialist, oil extraction scientist, or Mexican society expert, so there's that..... I just know that they were an oil producer in the past. And I'm pretty sure that they have off-shore access just like we do in the Gulf and off Baja. Then there's fracking and shale, but I don't know how much shale are in their part of the Sierra Madres.

[@raymorriss8094]

They totally got oil, unsure of it's quality.

[@mcqueen10.]

"You invented the tortilla which is God's gift to food" no truer words have been spoken

[@shadowthedemonicwolf4410]

Naan is a close second

[@Xyxle410]

​@@shadowthedemonicwolf4410Preach

[@chriso1373]

​@@shadowthedemonicwolf4410no joke

[@Xyxle410]

@@chriso1373 fr

[@TheRandomhobo123]

@@shadowthedemonicwolf4410Honestly tru

[@Johnrich395]

British Empire: conquer the world in search of spices, use NONE OF THEM.

[@avengerulsasuke5814]

That's called profit maximisation.

[@Johnrich395]

@@avengerulsasuke5814 NONE OF THEM!!!!!!

[@nathanielsmith5976]

A smart dealer never touches his stash.

[@Johnrich395]

@@nathanielsmith5976 NOOOONNNNEE OOOOFFFF THEEEEEMMMM!!!!!

[@kenstokes6787]

Meanwhile every American that I know who's gone to the UK and NOT gone to London for food, has said they love the food here... Everyone who goes to London says they hate it....

[@loganb7059]

The tortilla is indeed god’s gift to food.

[@Wondrrboy]

Fresh handmade tortillas, yes. None of that store bought crap. When you go to a Mexican restaurant and you can see them making tortillas, you know you're in a fine establishment. *Pappasito's Cantina* hand makes their's and you see it on an oven conveyor belt. Like ordering a bunch of rolls to go, I get extra tortillas.

[@eridan13]

and somehow gringos manage to fuck it up

[@Gign--a]

You know what’s better than the Mexican tortilla Spanish tortillas

[@israeldelarosa5461]

@@Gign--a Bruh they were literally INVENTED in Mexico, there’s no way 😂.

[@IsaJulia]

Went to Guadalajara, they use corn tortillas like we use a fork. And i don't know what they put in their salsa but i just kept eating and sweating 😅

[@reventon4547]

That's always bugged me about England. Soooo many people died over the centuries so they could trade the magic flavor powder, but when you go there, it's beans on toast, and hot leaf water.

[@monkeyfat61]

you mean hot leaf juice #uncle iroh 😂

[@ladykoiwolfe]

The hot leaf juice didn't even come from them. And cold leaf juice is superior.

[@malachiriehl1053]

@@ladykoiwolfe Facts

[@rp4k99]

To be fair, I actually tried baked beans on toast. It's actually good. Not as good as ol eggs, bacon, sausage and pancakes... but still good bargain bin option

[@maxheadroom9392]

hey, the hot leaf water was one of the aforementioned magic flavor powders, so at least they kept *something*

[@jameswilson7972]

As a Mexican, this is fucking hilarious and I have to agree tortillas are amazing

[@Impalingthorn]

Genuine wonder-bread material, though I must admit in recent years I have discovered it has a rival in the form of the almighty PITA POCKET.

[@roosterdope6778]

Well of course you have to agree you prolly use them 2/3 meals a day

[@zachbocchino5501]

Yeah, if you guys had oil and didn't give us the gift of your culture cuisine. We would have invaded you guys. I mean, we had/ still have plans from the 1920s to invade Canada, but never went through, and vice versa, but I'm sure we have plans to invade Mexico 😂

[@FatChanceTheCouchDog]

​@@roosterdope6778@jameswilson7972 You want me to hold him down while you waterboard him with Los Adelitas' y Tapatio? Mah boy sounds hangry.

[@silv8y180]

Especially when they are made fresh and in tacos

[@XavianBrightly]

"You know i dont have oil right?" He lied as naturally as he breathed.

[@irontuth]

They also have a lot of silver mines

[@eduardoquintero7730]

And silicone

[@brokentombot]

What else they got!?

[@erikurizita6702]

Oil? Silver?! *Freedom starts screeching*

[@bradsome2007]

​@@brokentombot Gold, rare earths, uranium...Why we havent decided to annex and make #51,52 and 53 is beyond me. One push delete the cartels and corrupt polipuppets congrats youre all US citizens now, no more need to hop a fence and hang out at Home Depot, youre getting your own Home Depots.

[@Sollrus]

"I cant find a flaw in his logic" had me dying

[@Vernich762]

I’m tilted but impressed

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I mean, he’s spitting facts.

[@bigmike9128]

It's weird when he says it lol 😅

[@D3nchanter]

@@bigmike9128 thats the part that got me good, lol

[@rh1507]

My Irish and Scottish ancestors are laughing at this one.

[@jeremygibbs7342]

"We don't have oil down here." Got'em where it hurts!

[@SweetHavok]

Actually that's very inaccurate, but still funny. For your information the two countries that the U.S imports the most oil from is Canada and Mexico.

[@WitchDoctorLarry]

If you don't have oil, you have WMDs

[@brandonbackup873]

​@@SweetHavokAnd they both know that holding out on us will lead to Canada becoming North Montana and Mexico South Texas.

[@sterlinggecko3269]

@@brandonbackup873 wouldn't just be Old Mexico? we already have a New Mexico.

[@brandonbackup873]

@@sterlinggecko3269 Because it would piss them off more, obviously.

[@yeeters2347]

“We marched into the East, don’t think we won’t go South”

[@KoRntech]

Heck we went further than Mexico in assisting companies with that were supplying us bananas and other fruit, kind of how we might have had a hand in some of the cartel formations many decades ago. Who knew that's bite us in the ass someday?

[@shreddercheez9422]

We could just send Florida and one tenth of Texas and everyone would be back home in time to clock out for a beer

[@RED-sl2le]

@@shreddercheez9422my brother in Christ half of Texas is Mexicans and a third of Florida is also Mexicans, there’s really no reason to fight.

[@PrestonSikes]

​@@RED-sl2le"half of Texas is Mexican" nah half of Texas is Tejano, about a 5th of Texas is actually Mexican

[@tonyravioli1982]

​@@RED-sl2lethat even more reason "reclaiming the holy land" brother

[@Drake-ct2we]

They actually do have oil.

[@AnaCasillas]

I know! Not sure where they get that Mexico doesn’t have oil.

[@dskoin32]

@@AnaCasillas it’s a joke😂 it’s implying that the USA only invades for oil and nothing else

[@_gold_eye_2656]

@@AnaCasillas but America likes it fresh. Is it barreled or is it that good shit that’s been cooked just right under sand? If no, you can keep it (for now) cause you’re lower on the list.

[@_gold_eye_2656]

@@AnaCasillas If the aged dinosaurs and plant corpses aren’t sourced directly and come from old vintage barrels it ain’t worth shit to us.

[@AnaCasillas]

@_Gold_Eye_ it’s not the sand oil, they pump it up. There are refineries that process it. In school we learned that the US and other countries used to have right to the oil, and there was a big fight in the early 1938 and Mexico decided to nationalize it, this PEMEX for petroleos Mexicanos. There was no competition to PEMEX for decades until recently so people were at the mercy of whatever the government wanted to do. That’s how I understand it.

[@NanaCbraun]

The British Empire ran the spice trade like a cartel. They tried to rule all of the world for the spices but didn’t allow their “employees” to use their own product even still!😂😅😅

[@scottdatplanetsave]

Don't get high off your own supply.

[@alanlight7740]

@@scottdatplanetsave - yes, but the British took that a little too seriously.

[@Pablo-ndk]

As a Mexican, grandmas tortillas are like gods holy blessing, went down to Texas from Wisconsin during Christmas and New Year's after two years of being in Wisconsin and got to try both grandmas tortillas and had ti hold back tears

[@riftsplitter2159]

I remember the very first time I tried a authentic Mexican tortilla, man it was life changing and I am not exaggerating I now completely understand why all my Mexican friends and coworkers say tacobell is an insult, because it is.

[@Pablo-ndk]

@@riftsplitter2159 if they had a job where someone actually made the tortilla corn and flour, all mexican grandmas would have a job

[@TakFyrir]

Never hold back tears of joy for food. Let those flow!

[@blitzboy2934]

@@Pablo-ndkthere is a Mexican restaurant near me here in Kansas called Taco Naco, and they make all of their stuff in house. They have the best salsas I’ve ever had.

[@DarkhalfBreed]

Nothing like grandma's tortillas. My gran switched from corn to flour in my childhood because flour was easier for her to work with but man I miss her tortillas, with homemade refried beans more often than not.

[@OR56]

“ In 1914 we crossed the border bitch slapping everyone looking for Poncho Villa” And that joke about British food was perfect.

[@richbandicoot]

he forgot to add until they themselves got bitch slapped and had to retreat back to America with no Villa

[@arithgutierrez]

Sadly that isnt exactly true. Although the U.S. did attack their diplomatic ally the constitutionalists furing the 1914 revolution.

[@carldameron]

Yup.

[@wisho-ro4305]

That's funny but don't forget that also Mexico kick the sht out of the u.s. in the Gulf of Mexico when they were trying to invade Mexico to make a panama canal thru Mexico, thry got shot with the biggest fkn cannon the us and world had ever seen, I think it's st split one of your ships in half; after that I think you guys bought the cannon or something 😂😂

[@bobsimon8547]

Except for the fact that the British don't boil all their food

[@drewdown7036]

Mexico bout to figure out why we don't have free health care

[@jjnix9517]

Because we're a capitalist society? I mean the cost of health care is inflated by rought 10x because the government got involved. Every time politicians get involved prices go way up and efficiency and quality goes way down.

[@jacksongrantham4848]

As The Fat Electrician calls it, we have on-demand unhealthcare, putting warheads to foreheads since 1776.

[@WhatWhy42]

Probably not... Seems like they want all these people to enter America so they don't have to balance the economy in a way where people can afford to live off a minimum wage job... (I'm not saying they should be able to buy a new car or house on minimum wage but they should be able to pay the bills and eat properly)... They really should send the national guard to the southern border for awhile...

[@dawhandaonli5925]

Free unhealth care?

[@delphy2478]

free unhealthcare

[@doomusrlc]

"I can't find a flaw in his logic, but it's weird when he says it" Damn do i get a chuckle out of that 😅

[@jefftitterington7600]

1812. U.S. invaded Canada. Great Britain and Canada burned the White House (but not the Library of Congress). The war eventually fizzled with no clear winner.

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

I spent significant time in the UK. I've never been so hungry in my entire life.

[@SM-cv8sv]

You poor thing.

[@shoeboi4596]

An authentic Mexican restaurant NOW!

[@KRDecade2009]

@@shoeboi4596It’s even worse when the Brit’s try it. I forget the show but one of their cooking shows the prompt was “Authentic Mexican” they couldn’t even do a salsa

[@shoeboi4596]

@@KRDecade2009 NOOOO

[@KRDecade2009]

@@shoeboi4596 their best “authentic Mexican” was just cake with bright colored icing

[@brendotheoffendo]

Even without the tortilla, they had tomatoes, avocados, chilli peppers, and onion.

[@FrankyCpunishmentSTYLE]

And chocolate

[@LibertyandFreedom4]

Dude, Jalapenos!!! Unless it is covered under chili peppers, hmmm

[@scythewielder8955]

"That's all you're getting out of me" right at the freaking start I'm cracking up

[@DylansPen]

Tells England they traded spices all over the Earth but doesn't know how to use any of them. Truth is funnier than anything else.

[@JG-ge3ui]

But it's not true... Have you ever been to the UK? the amount of cheap spices and herbs even in the big stores is insane.

[@maryannbaxter73]

Sooo good. You are right about tortillas and all the rest. Saludos from México and a big hug to your beautiful ARMY wife (from a 50 year old ARMY mom)

[@airborneandrowdy]

Claiming your kid's service and accomplishments as your own. How about YOU join the army, mom.

[@outkast937]

Lady, your kid is a soldier, youre just old

[@Its_Lu_Bu]

Tf is wrong with you two? Get a life.

[@mikeratixxd7397]

The tortillas are indeed God's gift to food

[@loganshaw4527]

Others have been trying to copy like the bread bowl.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

As a Texan, they’re Gods gift to food.

[@mattham9561]

Mexican food is the best hands down.

[@Jermbot15]

And then the cartel politely turned over those responsible with an apology and an explanation that they honestly thought they were Haitian mules.

[@dra6o0n]

If America wanted to flip Mexico inside out to get rid of Cartels because they are being subservient to the CCP, they will do so and the Cartels don't want to be wiped off the map by a AC130.

[@Gilhelmi]

Cartels leaders sweating: Please don't kill us. (I'm in danger)

[@bransonwalter5588]

​@@Gilhelmi listen, the US government has access to drones called "The predator" and has no problem launching literal blade missiles at people. I am pretty sure the cartels know better.

[@magmat0585]

Considering that the it looks like the folks who got shot were down there on some shady shit and all had records, the cartels probably weren't completely out of line, only issue was they weren't haitian.

[@jedinight235]

They pissed themselves when they heard about what happened.

[@geoffrey40741]

When it came down to the spices comment, that hit hard! I have been to Europe and sadly this man was spot on by how the taste of the food was (at least when I was there in 2012)

[@dawhandaonli5925]

Bruh, I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone describe British cuisine better 🤣

[@FreeThinkingTruther]

so that makes 2 people with no clue

[@clothar23]

​@@FreeThinkingTruther Traditional British cuisine is the most boring and flavorless crap ever produced. And to this day any British chef even semi famous is foreign trained. So sit your limey butt back down.

[@supremecaffeine2633]

​@@FreeThinkingTruther Isn't beans on toast Britain's greatest dish?

[@maxhofmeyr8608]

Fuck no. Tried it once. Tossed it into the bin

[@EccoWolf1]

​@@supremecaffeine2633what we know as pork and beans, served cold on soggy bread.

[@digitalunity]

"You traded spices all over the world but dont know how to use any of them." And so the sun finally set on the British Empire

[@StateVsJay]

We had the sun? That's a new one 😂

[@xgshwiainr]

​@@StateVsJaythe British Empire was called the place where "the sun never sets" because it owned 25% of the world's so the sun was always up the comments is basically saying that the USA roasted Britain so hard the empire collapsed

[@StateVsJay]

@@xgshwiainr *whoosh* as the joke goes straight over your head

[@xgshwiainr]

@@StateVsJay what was the joke?

[@datrandomcat9345]

​@@xgshwiainr probably that they don't have sunlight anymore because it's always cloudy

[@danielpopp1526]

Minor correction: Mexico does have oil. They're part of our top 3 or 5 suppliers of petroleum products.

[@robynmck]

Shhhhhh.... Don't let the guys in DC know that. Mexico wouldn't stand a chance.

[@nikolosbecker1363]

🇺🇸: did someone say oil

[@alonsofavela5672]

Cállate! Pendejo! 😂

[@0giwan]

Came here to say this, thank you.

[@jtofgc]

​@@robynmckoh they know. They know about their massive lithium reserves too.

[@Fordbonelab]

Damn bro the British people have it hard enough

[@VirtualFunyons]

“You traded spices all across the world but don’t know how to use any of them” killed me

[@nuclearTANK]

As a Mexican - American all I can say is this........... MMOOOOREREEEEEE

[@christiangarza8122]

Alternate end joke America: To be hypocritical for moment: when we invade people for oil we use it. You have never used any of the spices you have gained through your colonizing.

[@yeoshenghong4802]

Is not just about oil. Afghanistan has high deposit of rare earth mineral.

[@TheAttacker732]

​@@yeoshenghong4802 And under current leadership, they possess exactly zero ability to host the infrastructure required to make use of those deposits.

[@aidenquinn3329]

ya that joke would have been good too

[@kenstokes6787]

Meanwhile every American that I know who's gone to the UK and NOT gone to London for food, has said they love the food here... Everyone who goes to London says they hate it....

[@tnk4me4]

​@yeo shenghong and don't forget all those poppies that were enough to fuel an opioid crisis

[@ScootsFromNewCastle]

That “you know we don’t have oil, right?” is one of the funniest things 😂

[@bobrice5159]

“We don’t have oil” “Americans love drugs just as much” 😂

[@Dontbesosoft]

They do have oil 🤦‍♂️

[@rubynall80]

They had gold. Well, until America and Europe took it all.

[@CEO-of-money]

@@rubynall80 Mexico didn't exist at the time, so no

[@benitomussolini1361]

In Britain's defence, their food culture changed drastically in the 1940's

[@NakanoHitori]

Yeah, and they can change it back

[@pandapower3076]

Yeah now it's like eating rich person's garbage instead of just regular garbage.

[@toothless3835]

They can also realize they're no longer in WW2 and make better food. Things boiled loses ALL flavor. at least salt and pepper the food thoroughly and fry them, or grill them. Roasting is alright sometimes as long as you don't dry the meat out. Though that takes too long. Something other than boiling.

[@garyshan7239]

cant excuse them having nothing but fish n chips and eels until the 1940s

[@jacquelineking5783]

Yeah but they kept passing down the cooking habits of the 1940s.

[@TheDuncanStudios2000]

UK: "I dont remember the UK having a Great Depression..." USA: "I remember all the wars you lost"

[@thatonelocalauthority2809]

I bet you don’t even know wars that Britain lost past the War of Independence.

[@thatonelocalauthority2809]

Also, Britain has won more wars than any nation on earth except France.

[@TheDuncanStudios2000]

@@thatonelocalauthority2809 The British lost many battles during WWII The Battle for Norway, 1940. The Battle of France, 1940. Greece, 1941. Crete, 1941. Tobruk, 1941 - 1942. Hong Kong, 1941. Singapore, 1942. Let's not forget to mention they lost their whole naval fleet to a bunch of farmers run by the big G. Washington. *AND* the battle of Cornwall, the battle against the French in the 1700s And many many more. You see, I actually learned things studying history, instead of all the shit they shove down kids throats now

[@thatonelocalauthority2809]

@@TheDuncanStudios2000 Battles aren’t wars, which is what you are referring to in your original comment. The battle of Cornwall ended up in a royalist victory. Britain and Prussia won the 7 years war, which resulted in the treaty of Paris and Habertusberg and Paris being signed in 1763, which saw Britain gain most of new French colonies in the Americas. War of independence is a bit more tricky, if that is what you are referring to with the “losing an entire fleet to farmers” comment. Those farmers were being supplied by the French (almost as bankrupted them), and quite frankly the American Colonies were far less important than territories in Asia and Africa simply because they had far more natural resources (if only they looked westward in the Americas) so Britain placed far less priority on reintegrating the US and focused on colonising elsewhere. In top of that, France was still being a pain in the ass so that also required attention in Europe.

[@dragon55017]

​@@thatonelocalauthority2809First Boer War, First Anglo-Afghan War, and technically the Irish war of Independence It's surprising how the British didn't lose a lot of wars, but you win some you lose some, Britain got lucky in the game of Life

[@jadorianempire9754]

“You might not have oil, but you have the potential to be *Eagle Screeching and Firework noises intensifies*🎇🎆🇺🇸🦅🎇🎆”

[@Spark_Chaser]

The clapback at England for their cooking is perfect.

[@skannerdk7268]

We do have a place in our hearts for Mexican cuisine and God bless them.

[@benthurber5363]

My uncle had to have three or four of those places removed not too long ago.

[@Fucyourfeelings]

Taco bell is not Mexican food.

[@MrRedpanda2442]

​@@Fucyourfeelingswe said Mexican food and your first thought was taco bell?

[@hadeshaveaniceday4594]

Mexican food is my favorite just thinking about it makes me hungry and taco bell is about as far as you can get from Mexican food your mama can make a better taco I mean I'd hope she can lmfao

[@learyplays8337]

​@@MrRedpanda2442because you know we're Americans and apparently people think we don't have Mexican restaurants across our country and all we have is Taco Bell 💀

[@Allurade]

The British Empire invaded half the known world for spices, and parts of the world that were previously unknown, and then decided they didn't like any of them.

[@aellalee4767]

No wonder they can't handle complex spicy plants when plain spicy minerals are all ready too much.

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

Except opium. They went to war over that gooey goodness

[@A--Fan]

Saw some messages of British people saying that "Ketchup was too spicy". I can't even begin to imagine how bland and tasteless stuff is over there.

[@Fartelf]

@@A--Fan they can taste things that aren't corn syrup, red 40, sodiuim nitrite and sodium benzoate

[@uteriel282]

@@Fartelf putting aside the chemical death sentence that every intelligent animal would stay away from in american food british food is stil trash.

[@DrSuperfly020]

Obesity and gun violence... accuracy is crazy 😂 i couldn't even hear the rest of the video after that part 😂😂

[@aurorafina]

I was in so much need of a laugh like this today. Holy hell, that scorching burn is still blazing a year later.

[@Jay23420]

Love this. Just wish Canada had a little bit more of a role since Canada is also affected in the long run via event's in North America. Love your vids from Canada!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@jjnix9517]

Canada has nothing to say, their government kills more of them than anything else.

[@Jason2425able]

Canada is to busy being screwed by Justin to do anything

[@TAKTlmao]

Idk how ur gonna be effected, ur 10× colder then the rest of the plant and no matter who it is they gonna freeze

[@robgregory5136]

Didn’t trump try a pass thru to the Canadian border for illegals when Trudeau was trying to call Canada a sanctuary country.

[@generic_tough_guy.4830]

How many people y'all euthanize?

[@j22mattones]

Watching this as I'm eating a Quesorito that's the size of my head from the best Mexican joint I've ever known. I wish I could share a bite with all of you.

[@KnawedOne]

Yum! Wish you could as well!

[@dogsbecute]

mexican joints are usually selling american foods...yeah, theyre made by mexicans, but tacos and burritos are american foods lol

[@j22mattones]

@@dogsbecute there's another local restaurant where the chef's menu is authentic Central American, South American, Incan, and Aztecan foods. It's a lot of seafood based meals.

[@michaelgriffith457]

100% correct. The tortilla is the food gift of the ages. As to the Brit’s, you do fish well. That is it.

[@BunkerSquirrel]

That British slide got a belly chuckle outta me. Not a slightly forced exhale, a fuckin belly chuckle. You’ve got talent dude keep it up!

[@jbarnhart2774]

"you traded spices all over the world but don't how to use 'em!" Had me cracking up dying. 😂💯

[@k-9thecat765]

"You traded spices all over the Planet, but don't know how to use any of them..." TRUTH...!!!

[@tomslaughter9544]

Finally somebody understands the absolute validity of the tortilla!

[@jerrysneedsr1066]

I love the smell of frying tortillas

[@SixYearsCounting]

😂🤣 “Traded spices all over the world but don’t know how to use any of them!”

[@kolinmartz]

The UK to Canada be like “aye. Let him cook.”

[@JH-zx2bh]

And canada was thinking "well its not like you can"

[@Cuquin07]

As a mexican i can confirm that my grandma's tortillas be hitting different

[@glenrivers7492]

That spice jab on England was epic! Great job!

[@newcountrymanoldcountrysou966]

Bro as a half Mexican and half Scandinavian this made me laughing. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while thank you for that😂 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇳🇴

[@victorkreig6089]

You're a walking contradiction, like scotch koreans

[@ogCANICA]

Scandinavian, no names wey como paso eso? 😂

[@newcountrymanoldcountrysou966]

@@ogCANICA huh?

[@TheParchedPaladin]

As a Hispanic, I enjoy this.

[@reece5863]

Don't you mean "LatinX"? "Hispanic" is deeply offensive and rooted in White Supremacy.

[@apyr1439]

@@reece5863 Latinx will always be worse than anything else

[@roadwarrior144]

I absolutely adore this guy! Please dont stop making us laugh, and thank you for your content!!

[@DILLIGAFgaming-c8t]

"Everything you make is boiled" Spoken like someone who has never been to Scotland 😂

[@Clem20033]

I still want to know what Canada was gonna say 😂

[@popeshop5863]

Probably War of 1812 enters the chat 😂

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@popeshop5863 They love to pull that card despite that being the British who did most of that, not Canada.

[@Noodlepunk]

What is funny is that the cartels freaked out so bad that we would come that they gave the intigators up.

[@LeatherSoup-c5j]

They know the US don't fuck around like the limp dick Mexican government.

[@jedinight235]

Exactly. So when the military comes in, they are G O N E .

[@DFusions_]

the US should really do it, it would probably make Mexicans who fear the cartel safe exactly how in Afghanistan there were Afghani citizens who were on the US side helping

[@detleffleischer9418]

it's one of the few benefits of being a dual citizen, you don't know how many times I've called out my local politicians for their shit only for them to not be able to do anything because I carry around an American passport and the number for the local Consular Agent, it's saved me from some of the shit that normally gets pulled on other lawyers and activists who weren't so lucky.

[@flying_bandit7609]

ngl I wouldnt mind the US military taking on the cartel. As long as they are gone, the streets will be safe and the country will finaly prosper like it should have LONG ago. wanna have the chance to visit my parents home country aswell and visit family their.

[@josephjaramillo6256]

As a brown dude I'm dying laughing! Loved this one!

[@sumerlilangel]

Brits invented the saying "Don't get high on your own supply." They couldn't sell it if they used it.

[@rexmann1984]

Underated comment. 😂

[@carlosmagallanes9001]

As someone who grew up in Ciudad Juárez, you know, hotbed for cartel violence. I can say that having American troops go clean the shit that is the cartels wouldn’t be the worse thing

[@DJohnson899]

In defense of British food their food is about letting the fresh ingredients speak for themselves... but on the other hand, garlic powder and salt absolutely makes food better.

[@Impalingthorn]

Yeah... But Japan does it a LOT better in that regard. Like, there is knowing your ingredients, and then there is knowing how to cook. The difference between mixing noodles and tomato sauce and actually making "SPAGHETTI". Or, in more relatable terms, the difference between retirement home food and a restaurant's food. Except British restaurants can largely serve retirement home food.

[@Tinblitz]

"Mexico, you've been one of the homies for a while now" I think that's called a hostage situation.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

It's called NAFTA

[@timesthree5757]

Stalkhome syndrome is a hell of a thing.

[@Dakarn]

Tortilla and Butter. The match made in Heaven.

[@rickruiz6810]

Love me some tortillas and BMW (Big Mexican Woman) 😂😂😂

[@loganshaw4527]

We are so invading if the cartels to anything to the tortillas. We will have to put a new war crime to charge them with, hmm food destruction, crimes against food.

[@williamafton700]

British empire: “it’s not always about the spices America…. It’s about sending a message”

[@victorkreig6089]

A message that they're so weak they can't compete with actual nations so they went after illiterate, uneducated, literally centuries behind natives who hadn't even invented the wheel to create a slave empire that still couldn't hold onto a single thing?

[@artemasace0349]

A message that they can’t cook shit.

[@martinsonofwar395]

What message? You allowed slavery in your colonies and taxed them to death? You got upset when they said "no?" That your food sucks?

[@anonymoustechnician2935]

We sent a message in 1776. Ww1 ww2 and just about every war we've ever been in. Don't start Britain

[@jacobnash9755]

That you can't cook? 😂 what does that message get you in return?

[@scarlettefox8478]

"you traded spices all over the planet and dont know how to use any of them" I FUCKING DIED bro you caught me off guard man 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 i cant 🤣

[@bcshooterfmjprime7540]

Thanks for involving us here and there bud. 🇨🇦🤘

[@prestonjones1653]

Fun fact, Mexico is the number 1 producer of silver and number 2 producer of platinum on the globe.

[@holden5478]

Looks Mexico could use some freedom

[@etiobatista5938]

Don't think it'll be thar simple. The cartel has been trained by U.S. soldiers, and if I'm not mistaken, a good chunk is in American military ranks. Because how else will they be able to successfully smuggle over 40 mega-tons of drugs each year.

[@Mae_Dastardly]

@@etiobatista5938 Plus the civil uproar in the us would make vietnam look like a joke, there would straight up be insurgency in the border states from mexican immigrants and sympathetic americans that don't wanna see their families and neighbors getting shot up

[@davidjohnson4171]

@@etiobatista5938 I don't know how true that is, I'm guessing not, but I do know the reason they're able to smuggle so much is 'cuz they completely own half the governments that should/would be looking into the operations, and that the other one isn't all that concerned yet, senators likely getting some kickback money to turn a cheek every time the issue gets brought up in the house, they just better hope their checks don't bounce cuz the moment it becomes inconvenient for the U.S. to ignore the situation their opulent little palaces and villa's are gonna become excellent drone targets.

[@Invaderzim2004]

@@etiobatista5938 CIA and DEA have been pretty fucking busy since the 70's

[@dkdrock456]

Was really waiting for a "I mean it's cartels, what do you want me to say? You trained them." or "oh you're gonna send more military down here? Are they gonna go rogue and turn into more cartels too?"

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

That was only the zetas

[@pandapower3076]

Are you seriously trying to say all the Mexican cartels are just rogue US soldiers? Did you read a story about an isolated case and just decide it was the norm or something? 😂

[@Adelie_in_Grey]

@@pandapower3076 If they were a real conspiracy theorist, they would think the cartels were loyal US soldiers. smh. Though, tbh, with the US's track record of just inventing enemies for itself (see: Taliban. We funded and armed them), probably wouldn't be surprised if the Cartels were another case of giving money to people without considering the consequences.

[@aaabbbccc1939]

This argument is so stupid. No man, the US is not training cartel members.

[@shooter3497]

​@@LoganRed-fu2ks "only the zetas" okay so 1 out of like 5 big players and we aré talking about the first or second most violent one

[@MultiSteveB]

"You traded spices all over the planet, but don't know how to use them." LMAO!

[@slickfandango7915]

British food is so good it doesn't need spices.

[@HawkGaming3721]

*Maple syrup has entered the chat, and wishes to challenge Tortillas.* I am a Canadian, i have slight bias

[@silverskeleton95]

As a Mexican i can say Maple syrup is really good. Is like liquid gold for my taste buds, I'll be chugging on that if it wasn't because it would give me diabetes.

[@treysimmons2589]

Maple syrup is the reason the U.S. is cool with Canada 😂

[@justinethridge9157]

Tortillas hands down are better for food. But, we still like syrup so we cool Canada. Just not that cool....

[@nathanracher2911]

Besides Canadian maple syrup isn't that's great.

[@robgregory5136]

All dressed chips are the best too, we get them in the states periodically.

[@elijahmcguinness6729]

That last line towards Britain was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@chaseishere8460]

That tortilla line is so so accurate

[@literalsarcasm1830]

The beauty of their women and the taste of their food made the British the best sailors on the world.

[@LangstoniusRex]

The self-owns are what make me proud to be an American. The self-awareness lol

[@michaelreynolds9802]

Needs to replace gun violence with gang violence the Democrat states ignore until politically useful.

[@airwings064]

This man has never seen a British person pour fiery whisky onto a Christmas pudding

[@codyprice4592]

Whisky and pudding? *heavy American breathing*

[@timothymongold2381]

"Traded spices all over the world and don't know how to use any of them."😂😂

[@gamingwithlizardsd6478]

“You traded spice all around the world yet you still don’t know how to use any of it.” got me absolutely fucked r

[@anarchyandempires5452]

Okay that was fair but also unasked for when it came to the spices, We ain't got no dog in this fight, that was just mean.

[@jjnix9517]

Is it wrong?

[@Username-jb2vs]

😂😂😂

[@Yvonne-Bella]

GB wanted in on the tortilla. USA said: "Just for you to not even use it? Or even properly?! Yeah, hell no."

[@bobhazel2335]

​@@jjnix9517ye kinda is

[@jjnix9517]

@@bobhazel2335 I've seen the kind of this the average person from the UK eats, I can definitely understand why Gordon Ramzy is so angry.

[@SOSFREAK]

As a Mexican, I can't find fault with his logic

[@Dontbesosoft]

Los Mexicanos tienen gran reserves de petroleo … puras fallas 😂

[@robertbaan2944]

This is a great channel and I hope the younger generations appreciate it as much as I do

[@FAMLYFURST]

"You traded spices all over the planet, bit don't know how to use any of them!" is the best burn ever!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MythicBeanProductions]

"Cartels what do you expect me to do?" Enforce your own laws, crack down on crime, literally anything to help

[@Seeker118]

To be fair they have been

[@davidjohnson4171]

Last time Mexico City tried to elect a mayor that wanted to help depower the cartels, they sent troubleshooters the hour after her coronation and made her a better window than a door inside her brand new office in the capitol building. Like, they want them gone, but at this point the cartels have more power than the actual Mexican military and government and *really* don't like getting spanked and are willing to make it all of Mexico's problem if they start catching heat.

[@emperorkane317]

Cartels have politicians and law enforcement paid off. They won't do jack

[@iGucik]

How can you crack down on the person whos paying you lmaooo. Mexico has captured the sons boss of the cartel and eventual leader twice and they have released him twice under a week both times. Pretty sure they just arrest him for the new check

[@MythicDay]

Thats, concerning.

[@brainplay8060]

Fun fact: Mexico has oil. Mexico has a LOT of oil. The US imports all of its oil from Mexico and South America. Most oil is sent to the countries nearest to where it was pumped. I love explaining this to assholes who still think we went to Iraq for oil when we never got a drop of that oil. That all went to the surrounding area especially China.

[@Invaderzim2004]

you didn't get oil for sure but oh boy did Halliburton got rich as fuck from Iraq.

[@brainplay8060]

@@Invaderzim2004 Yup, all sorts of contractors got rich. But overall they represent a fraction of the money that is spent towards other businesses. A single F-35 costs more than was spent on all of the contractors combined over a decade. So making them rich wasn't the goal either.

[@TWEAKLET]

i wouldnt say a lot they got like 11 times less than the US and 50 times less than Venezuela the Hat actually has 28 times more oil than Mexico

[@Wikchsawa]

Iraq was to control the oil

[@Serocco]

​@@brainplay8060It was one of the goals, they hyperventilate when they pay 100k more in taxes

[@smiler8497]

America: tortilla is god’s gift to food Pizza: I’m-a about ta go-a apeshit mode.

[@guilhermecastro9893]

Actually thats too many extra vowels

[@smiler8497]

@@guilhermecastro9893 I’m Italian so don’t try to correct me

[@guilhermecastro9893]

@@smiler8497 ya that means fuck all or do you think you dont make mistakes if its in italian sure, but its english i see what you are doing its like super mario Its A me...again to many As

[@smiler8497]

@@guilhermecastro9893 that’s how Italian accent is portrayed by other countries, especially the anglophone ones.

[@guilhermecastro9893]

@@smiler8497 yes an there is a certain inflection but what you did i not realiatic, in movies with russians the accents become extremely palatalized..its stereotypical

[@evilfingers4302]

"Obesity and Gun Violence" That got me rollin 😂

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

I mean, *HE AINT LYIN'*

[@evilfingers4302]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells I know he's not, but still funny as hell though.

[@danqarious4733]

British Spice Traders: "Never get high on your own supply... Ever."

[@SonakaG]

In 3048 people will still hear the sizzle of that massive roast.

[@itsjustgusluna6927]

Fun fact we do have oil, i live in constant fear of one day waking up and out of nowhere fortunate son starts playing in the sky

[@loganshaw4527]

Start runing 🏃 if you hear "4th of july"

[@Rudnaz_127]

Fish 'n' Chips, that's a treat worth crediting to the British.