Can you climb Death Mountain using ONLY your voice?

[@casualfilth2241]

That screenshot at the end encapsulates everything good about DougDoug and this community

[@pmahcgop6693]

I laughed way too much about that single screenshot at the end

[@spacetiger1735]

@@pmahcgop6693 it was way too funny for no reason🤣

[@MercuryA2000]

It was perfectly timed.

[@oMuStiiA]

I laughed so fucking hard at the screenshot sound lmfao

[@AcidicZarrin]

GAME OVER...

[@DartzinhoV]

For the people that didn't watch the stream, just know that you missed about 20 mins of Doug trying to kiss one of the child Gorons after finishing the climb, failing miserably, and then ending up kissing one of the old Gorons

[@essui]

the quest to peg grandpa

[@Littletoady2595]

At this point I shouldn’t be surprised

[@doctorprofessor6990]

That’s the thing about his streams. It’s 15 minutes if highlights from like 6 hours of stream

[@seymourbuttz6419]

​@doctorprofessor6990 you mean all streams ever?

[@getrekt2683]

​@@doctorprofessor6990You do know that the edited stream turns into a 15 minute video how is a 6 hour stream supposed to be peak entertainment at all time

[@mikewarper6789]

Doug's wacky secondary topic of the day: *spins wheel* BAT CIRCUMCISION

[@phantomaqworlds]

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to read this.

[@johnfranklin2288]

Third topic is jack off the tower

[@LordMoku]

Doug's chat is basically just madlibs

[@ZachAttack6089]

*spins wheel

[@mikewarper6789]

@@ZachAttack6089 fixed thx

[@onlyaBT]

At the end, I excitedly said, "Oh my god, is this going to be a two-parter?!" Alas, twitch chat knows how to surpass expectations.

[@KaminariHouse]

*Shatter all expectations

[@imnotgivingmynametoacomput5102]

Screenshot captured

[@Midget32]

@du20💞 😶

[@Number1Dumbass]

@du20💞 bruh no one is that stupid to click that link

[@J4CKNO1R]

@@Number1Dumbass sallad

[@BeatInMySkull]

Doug: Look sassy. Master Oogway: There are no accidents.

[@weeb_dweeb]

4 bots, wow

[@dumbwaterboat9331]

@@weeb_dweeb just report them, gotta keep youtube clean from bots

[@miweneia]

cringe

[@cheerkub8110]

@@weeb_dweeb 6 now

[@monocle2337]

comment: contains "sassy" bots: yes

[@Mercsblog]

I love how chat tried to do a speedrunning trick when they gained control.

[@Naev0w0]

Wait THATS what they were going for? A freaking wind bomb, I see it now.

[@TreeFlob]

One of these days Doug is gonna best an entire game with his voice and I’m gonna be ready for it

[@unbuildablegaming3181]

SAME HERE

[@darkly_neighboorhood]

@li15💝 get out bot

[@TreeFlob]

@@PinoPrime That was unintentional but it makes me sound like I’m from the fucking Middle Ages so I’m keeping it

[@hussainbedair7676]

Celeste

[@somedavidoguy_5629]

He should try Pokémon sword. It’s literally impossible to lose in that game

[@isimiel3405]

In fact, a 2016 paper published by University of Tennessee researchers found that the Mexican free-tailed bat could reach speeds up to 100 mph, making it by far the fastest mammal on Earth. Not all bats are nocturnal (meaning they're awake at night). But those that are can locate insects to eat by emitting inaudible high-pitched sounds, 10-20 beeps per second and listening to echoes. This is called echolocation.Often, bats consume their body weight in insects every night, helping keep bug populations in check. In addition to loss of habitat, one of the most dire threat comes from white nose syndrome, a disease that has decimated bats in the U.S. and Canada. The Nature Conservancy collaborated on a white nose syndrome breakthrough in 2015. Bats were treated with a common bacterium that seems to stop the growth of the white nose fungus, and were then successfully released back into the wild. Bats can also survive freezing temperatures, even after being encased in ice. Bat mothers can find their babies among thousands or millions of other bats by their unique voices and scents. Having only one pup a year makes bats extremely vulnerable to extinction. Bat guano was once a big business. Guano was Texas's largest mineral export before oil! Austin is a seasonal home to North America’s largest urban population of Mexican free-tailed bats, which live beneath the Congress Avenue Bridge. Approximately 1.5 million bats reside there! The flying fox bat has a wingspan of up to 6 feet. In contrast, the world’s smallest bat is the bumble bee bat of Thailand, which is smaller than a thumbnail and weighs less than a penny. Pallid bats appear to be immune to scorpion stings, even from the most venomous scorpion in North America, the Arizona bark scorpion. Up to 70% of a pallid bat’s diet can be scorpions at certain times of the year. Millions of Mexican free-tailed bats roost in the Bracken Cave each year between March and October. Learn more about The Nature Conservancy's efforts to secure 1,521-acres to protect this vital species.

[@davidhenriksson285]

Thank you

[@waluigi521]

relateable

[@JB-ei1fb]

Thank you

[@LouseGrouse]

I fuckin love bats

[@faiaflrt]

4/10. Learned nothing new about bat circumcision. (Didn't know about bumblebee bat though. Sounds cute.)

[@dinofluorescent]

Hearing Doug say “look sassy. LOOK SASSY” is just amazing.

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

Looks like you drew the attention of the bots.

[@Oradimi]

@@Known_as_The_Ghost You know what's particularly infuriating? KZbin's deleting random comments I post, repeatedly, and for no reason at all, yet decides to let all the spam shit live.

[@angel_aki]

hes yassified

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

Oh wow! The scam bot disappeared!

[@Oradimi]

@@Known_as_The_Ghost We won!

[@heartbeat4atinman]

I like how whenever Doug voices his displeasure with any of the voting options, that's the one that chat votes for. Also shout out to that music from Xenoblade Chronicles X, the best game that nobody played.

[@sirbrandalf7813]

Yet nintendo gives you all the games on switch

[@dess8815]

i love that game so much zanza the devine is one badass ost

[@zwartesoep2010]

@@sirbrandalf7813 Except for X which is just villainous at this point

[@iceneko9170]

at this point ive lost hope on switch being ported to the switch. maybe itll happen with the next gen console.

[@notjeckup]

What’s the time stamp for the music?

[@kalasrey4675]

That was IMPRESSIVE how fast they killed themselves

[@spiritbx1337]

The first thing they did was drop a bomb under them, they literally couldn't have done it faster.

[@SayaaNara]

@@spiritbx1337 Doug's twitch chat is too big brain for their own good

[@voidlooksback]

@@SayaaNara Classic Z Crew

[@jkljosh7392]

Twitch chat should try to do speed runs like %death

[@frenzy4046]

And their Next move was to take a screenshot

[@SilverEye91]

I don't understand how DougDoug and chat always manages to turn the video into something other than the target gameplay goal. I mean, I certainly didn't come to this video to learn about bat penises but I sure did learn a lot!

[@TheRealAmadeusMozart]

Damn.. the bots copied your comment. Feel sorry for you, dude

[@SilverEye91]

@@TheRealAmadeusMozart :( Damn bots man!

[@rickswordfire4774]

'Larboard' and 'starboard' are nautical terms for a ship's left and right side respectively. 'Larboard' was changed to 'port' in the early 1800s.

[@emackenzie]

Ironically enough it's easier for me to remember Larboard vs Starboard as opposed to Port vs Starboard

[@phantomaqworlds]

Imo port is so much better. Though that may be because I learned Port and Starboard at like 6 years old so it's kind of engrained.

[@emackenzie]

@@phantomaqworlds I mean Port makes sense and sounds cooler but I'm a fucking moron and having one start with the letter L is easier for me to remember which is Left

[@LaneVermilion]

@@emackenzie aye, but starboard has a big old ARRRR in it... In other words, r for right. Remember that

[@emackenzie]

@@LaneVermilion oh my god... i could kiss you right on the mouth right now thank you beautiful stranger

[@ravnji]

"Can we do open heart surgery with only our voice?" -Doug 2050

[@chinook227]

That’s how Doug kills a person and gets arrested only to have a sham trial rigged by Twitch chat

[@gamingmaster6377]

"Ok, seems like the patient is barely hanging on for life, seems like it's my cue to get off the operating table... And get in TWITCH CHAT, which will control this robot with python code!"

[@thepancakecat6679]

surgeon simulator voice commands

[@RjGoombes]

Twitch chat accidentally kills someone with improper text commands and just spams poggers afterwards

[@thepancakecat6679]

"we need to stabilize his heartbeat" !scalpel !scalpel !scalpel !scalpel !scalpel !scalpel

[@Claire-gz4tr]

Glad to see you uploading more! I know there's a lot of terrible stuff that have/can get in the way of silly youtube videos and livestreams, so it's great to see you in good spirits!

[@zmansadventures]

Though chat helps a lot (but sometimes hinders....)

[@altaccount7556]

6 replies and 5 are bots but at least I can’t see dislikes anymore.

[@kaboomer]

That one lonely screenshot at 13:51 killed me LMAO

[@A_Shadow87]

"Can you climb death mountain using only your voice?" Probably with enough practice. Can *DougDoug Climb a mountain using only his voice? Now this is gonna be a good video.

[@thepotatowithhat]

But can he defeat a final boss with his voice?

[@A_Shadow87]

@@thepotatowithhat If by final boss you mean hardest boss, probably not because of mic delay. Calamity Ganon? Probably.

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

@@A_Shadow87 wait if calamity ganon isn't the hardest boss who is

[@A_Shadow87]

@@Pumpkinsmasherok Thunderblight. With voice controls, you simply couldn't parry fast enough, nor would I imagine you could use magnesis on the pillars.

[@JacobChouinard-fn1cl]

​@@A_Shadow87you could use a boomerang which skips that

[@TheREALSimagination]

When you search a term on thesauri, you get *all* the synonyms regardless of context, so sassy and facial means a person is direct (the tone of voice doesn't matter, evidently), whereas the stern is the back of a ship, as opposed to the bough, which is the front.

[@nozomechanm5169]

I was waiting for this comment!

[@kramenisfalling]

I'm not trying to be pedantic, just bringing it up because we're talking words here, it's actually the "bow" of a ship. "Bough" is pronounced the same but spelled that way its a tree branch

[@TheREALSimagination]

@@kramenisfalling Well, I looked it up as a result of your correction - which I appreciate, by the way, because I don't want to be wrong - and learned something today, mainly that English is confusing, that bow and bow can mean two different things and pronounced two different ways depending on it being a verb or a noun, that even official media, educational textbooks and other sources have taught me the wrong definition and spelling since I started learning English in the 3rd grade. Kind of embarrassing. That said, I wish it were how I said it because I like that spelling. Still, thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

[@TheREALSimagination]

@@nozomechanm5169 I was correctly corrected in that "bough" is a branch" whereas "bow" is in this case how you spell the front of a ship. "Bough" is so much cooler, though.

[@247MrNiceguy]

pfft voice? I can do this using only my hands 😎 also it always makes me happy hearing you use xenoblade music

[@dugtrioramen]

Codename Z is so hype!

[@jeraltofrivio]

Your hands only! 😱

[@duncanlavalle8689]

Is the one at 7:36 one of them? I only played XC1 so I have no clue but god that one sounds like it is.

[@MrLuigiBean1]

@@duncanlavalle8689 indeed! It's a battle theme from xenoblade 2 if I'm not mistaken

[@Shadox-yv8ms]

Its the boss theme called "Incoming!"

[@missmara4980]

That was a perfect edit of you saying "this word is dumb" followed immediately by you writing down that word. Fantastic editing and, of course, superb choice of word by chat.

[@ValueNetwork]

The first time I played Breath of the wild i got lost in the path somehow, so instead I climbed the entire mountain without any fire protection until I stumbled into death Mountain. I then went into the Village through the back whilst pause buffering to constantly eat my food supply Still did a better job than Doug though

[@ccraig6704]

in My first run everything was so horribly wrong

[@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763]

I found kakarico village via getting stuck inna river and drifting downstream

[@miles6492]

I was trying to get back to Kakariko after leaving to get some item or something for a quest, but somehow ended up at the fucking banks of Lanayru River before I realized that I might be a bit lost.

[@glassphoenix9095]

if you have a two-handed weapon you can press and hold Y to do a spin attack which extinguishes you if youre on fire, buying you more time

[@Ch3k0v]

00:56 - "Sassy" actually can be a synonym for "forward". "Forward" doesn't only refer to direction. It also refers to someone who is very direct with their speech.

[@jediarcherbc709]

I know, but "look sassy" is such a raw command.

[@Gyaradosage]

Just like how “kiss babies” is a synonym for “RUNning for office”. Lots of context missing here.

[@alexanderouellette3686]

@@jediarcherbc709 underrated comment lol

[@Brother_O4TS]

​​@@GyaradosageThat is a thing politicians do, for some reason

[@alexn8672]

Yes, you can, but only if you scream various obscenities and "OH PLEASE GOD NO" every time your stamina nearly dooms you to a fiery demise as you blindly run to where you think Goron City is.

[@icetheirken]

My best friend, Sassy, my pacu fish, who I've had since I was 3 years old, died recently, so it's kind of nice to see her get the recognition she deserves in this video. R.I.P. Sassy. 2007 - February 3rd 2022, my best friend in the whole world. You stuck with me longer than my dad did.

[@lucerne7537]

Doug's videos always manage to put a smile on my face

[@siemanokolano3208]

SPARKLERS IN THE COCA COLA CAN! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWLYhadqZ5yYbbM

[@spoonsrattling4]

the three above me are nerds

[@horizonbumpy2828]

@@spoonsrattling4 indeed they are, they are also reported... by me at least

[@tylersimms8505]

That one last screenshot at the game over screen is comedic genius

[@minidargan]

as a ff14 player, simply hearing doug mention “starboard and larboard” gave me flashbacks that i did not want

[@elespada9058]

I was about to comment the same thing. That game ruined "starboard and larboard" for me. Also Chicken Tenders.

[@DavidJohnson-zu4or]

13:30 "It's our turn to peg" "Coward you can't even peg a baby"

[@dorito7bruh923]

Yes always a good day when doug uploads

[@OreganoParsley]

@HOT. NEGIN sus

[@EvilResident777]

Agreed

[@Dpickles]

Indeed

[@darkly_neighboorhood]

@HOT. NEGIN this is a lot a words for a bot

[@sofusplov]

Agreement from here

[@davidflyer7674]

Every DougDoug video is a new adventure, and I certainly am excited about this one! Thanks for keeping all of us entertained

[@spirit6965]

I really love his twitch chat sometimes. Coming together for unwanted bat facts were a dream come true

[@drag0nerd]

I love how all of Doug's content is just him having a war with the biggest memelords known to man while trying to play a video game

[@kohnjack]

Doug you are a champ!!! I hope you’re doing better, sleeping well, and healthy! Appreciate your uploads!

[@zackawa3510]

DougDoug is by far my favourite KZbinr, these videos absolutely make my day

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Soon. DougDoug will beat Skyrim with his voice, AND START SCREAMING TO USE THE DRAGON SHOUT XD

[@sharonwong5688]

Watching this live was so painful. This was the most frustrated I've seen Doug but he always manages to keep it going and not lose his shit completely 😂

[@The_RedVIII]

I love the voice control videos. Feels like classic DougDoug.

[@Baby_boodle]

This one was so fun to watch live, I'm glad it became a video!

[@peace1290]

10:16 "Cold turkey. Dude, that was it right? I think we're good. Kiss babies." DougDoug is the best channel to watch out of context.

[@GalaxyWisp]

4:29 Only on this channel would a sentence like that be considered perfectly normal.

[@Mark-tm8fi]

Hey Doug I just wanted to let you know you are absolutely one of my favorite KZbinrs. They're so well edited, hilarious, endlessly for repayable, and your interactions with twitch chat is honestly second to none. Thank you for the laughs 👍

[@biscuitboi9478]

Lyrics: Kiss Babies Jack up Jack up Jack up Jack up Do bats have Foreskin?

[@ItsJustTatsu]

For those who may have been wondering, “Kiss Babies” would be seen as a synonym for “Run” in the same way that “Hit the campaign trail” would. If you think of “Run” like “Running for office” many officials would “kiss babies” to gain popularity amongst voters, thus it is synonymous. Hopefully this clears up Doug’s (and your) confusion.

[@JacobChouinard-fn1cl]

I dont wanna see oficials kissing babies

[@Providence..]

Finally! After looking through hundreds of comments, I found it!!! Attention! To anyone looking for the music that starts at 6:26, it is called "Hurry!" from "Super Mario Galaxy 2"!

[@AtrumNuntius]

Larboard is the opposite of Starboard. I've played FF14 enough to know when Omega is using Larboard you better be on his right side. I remember how much his Starboard and Larboard attacks got me in the past when I was trying to learn the fight.

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

funny, i learned "starboard" from ff4. they said it like once during a ship sequence where yang gets booted off

[@michaelp9713]

I thought it was port

[@thecynicalone7655]

@@michaelp9713 larboard is the older precursor to port

[@tlam3028]

Great video Doug! Did you know that The short-nosed fruit bat is the first bat species to be observed engaging in oral sex? Keep up the good work Doug!

[@nseim27]

I love that Twitch Chat creates a subplot on so many streams. This one, of course, was the bats.

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

Sassy is a synonym for forward because forward has multiple meanings. Sure, it means the direction directly in front of the subject, but it also means to be bold with another person, almost overly so. So, while sassy doesn't necessarily mean bold, or being forward, you can often be forward by being sassy. But I do agree with Doug, you should pick a synonym that means the same as the meaning of forward that means the direction in front of you.

[@JemeremMazza]

4:22 is the greatest moment of all time, fight me

[@terreliv]

00:50 Sassy means forward as in, like, bold. Where it gets complicated is "forward advances". Likewise, "going south" means that something's gone wrong, so you need to leave the country. Gone south = left

[@EpicDogey]

The increase of uploads is really great because your one of the only entertaining youtubers imo

[@polastarr]

I just found this channel. Doug is the definition of "make your own fun", he really makes the most out of all the games he plays, I love it.

[@dazcarrr]

zelda: i wonder how link is doing trying to stop ganon link: 13:43

[@DoritosAndMountainDew]

DougDoug: "The name of the game is maturity" The rest of the Internet: *Impossible*

[@nebulousrascal]

11:23 wholesome dono :)

[@Kinrian2797]

I would love to see breath of the wild youtubers like pointcrow and a few other do a speed run doing this method it be so cursed and amazing

[@some1intheworld526]

7:29 Bat facts arc start

[@Mr_Meister]

I like watching the vods and seeing them turn into videos, so I get to understand the extended lore for everything in the vid

[@Bushwellington]

10:46 Do What with the Tower ????

[@MrZorx]

Saying Kiss Babies and then immediately after, Jack Up is amazing

[@racsofinni]

Doug is epic, Doug is great

[@DeadSpacedOut]

Doug Good... Good Doug, yes

[@MetateraYT]

Doug's content has been absolutely BUSSIN'!! So entertaining and fun :)

[@stevelandmartin-khan2430]

1:27 I’ll have you know my good sir, that by royal decree of ME!!! Everything henceforth must have reference to a buttocks or a poopie!!!!

[@oMuStiiA]

Doug I love your content so much, this video is a blessing.

[@monicaraybrandt]

6:47 before link gets WHAT

[@reidleblanc3140]

has anyone said already that sassy IS a kind of synonym of forward... the definition of forward which means "weirdly direct/blunt/getting in your personal space"

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

"Look sassy" "Look on the money" "Kiss babies" These are my new words to live by.

[@JoeBreakfast]

12:18 in chat “the money has been looked on”😂

[@nate472]

The best valentines day gift of all... a new video from Doug

[@MrSkerpentine]

“Kiss babies” is a synonym of running *for office*

[@ExtremeGamer217]

3:09 synonym for run Kiss Babies means run from the cops lol

[@smartii3s]

4:58 “Look on the money” I’m dead💀

[@mr_dub]

What a great valentines gift, thanks Doug c:

[@joeinc1236]

13:49 that screenshot is unintentional comedy gold

[@kiwi5534]

Next you should defeat the Igneo Talus with voice commands

[@princesscadance197]

'The name of the game is maturity' That's your first mistake

[@shythelime7665]

What an epic video, my favorite part was when twitch chat took control.

[@Yipper64]

13:44 "alright chat let's get to the peak of the mountain!" *kills themselves and takes a screenshot of the death screen*

[@quartzossie]

I mean, sassy is a synonym for the OTHER kind of forward, meaning frank or blunt.

[@Ranylyn]

Re: Larboard. It's an old word from before "Port" came into use to denote the left side of the ship. It's a real word, just one that never sees use anymore. And as an FF14 player, I've had it drilled into my skull by Raid Roulette ;p

[@bibliophilic98]

2:00 That laugh sounds exactly like Ludwig

[@acuteangina705]

Hey Dougdoug I love your community and your videos that end in glorious crescendos. Keep up the good work mate 👍

[@jonathanwoodruff2418]

Amazing to see BOTW content again!!

[@leahl5007]

5:41 Thank you LightDrizzle88 for recircumscribing to the Dougness! 😂

[@KanawhaCountyWX]

8:55 I'm sorry I laughed as hard as I did

[@wet0wl]

The first part was pretty funny but the random mention of the bat being Jewish was hilarious to me

4:24 "That coin is circumcised"

[@thread631]

Another botw vid, thanks Doug :)

[@woopwoop6338]

Been waiting for this to get edited since I saw it on the vod channel this is amazing

[@ftgwynn]

Could definitely make a series of just beating entire games using your voice. But what would that do to your mental state? Would we end up with DougDoug the White or a Golem Doug

[@seeker776]

DougDoug "maturity" Twitch "we don't do that here"

[@SkillZgetKillZ]

1:40 left handed fighters are considered "southpaw"

[@bensharpe64]

13:51 That screenshot was the icing on the cake

[@monkeyheist]

Plot twist: Twitch chat didn’t mess up, they were just doing a death speedrun.

[@coolyeh1017]

Sees "Larboard" Has FFXIV flashbacks.

[@ramen8115]

Does anyone know the song that plays when Doug is trying to escape the 2nd guardian

[@Xurnalea]

"larboard??" not pictured: everyone whos played ffxiv shrieking

[@glowstonelovepad9294]

2:40 I agree, amonmg us

[@TheGamingBacklog0]

I'm glad there's finally good content on trending

[@donnakoch4645]

10:46 🤨📸

[@ThatPancakeCat]

A forward person is somebody who is usually brutally honest and doesn't beat around the bush That could be interpreted as sassy