This Is How You DON'T Play MegaMan X4

Another TIHYDP video from me. :P
Edit: 1:07:48 was a bad edit on my part, it was supposed be Phil talking about the water looking like urine. Because it's always piss, shit, and dicks with him.
Let me know what I should've done better, what I could've left out, what I could've left in, some constructive criticism in general.
Thanks.
Credit goes to Guernsey Pierre for the MegaMan X4 title screen
Credit goes to Reaction videos channel for the "It's not funny" Nostalgia Critic clip
Rich Evans laughing clip is from RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst: Robo-C.H.I.C., Alien Seed, and Yor: The Hunter from the Future
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[@LinkMarioSamus]

"I get hit by touching him?" You have got to be kidding.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Claims to be a professional gamer. Forgets basic shit even a five-year-old would know.

[@Technature7567]

+Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) Claims to be a professional gamer. Forgets basic shit someone who played a MegaMan game like himself should know.

[@vulcan422]

What is DSP fighting for? Money, dear boy. Cold, hard money.

[@JoshCobra89]

Loads of emone!

[@Reikis645]

Josh Lopez WHAT? I DOOODGED!

[@MrCheapBacon]

Announcer: Megaman X4! Phil: UHHHHGH!

[@TheRealTHD]

The dubbing in X4 is definitely bad, but Phil still ruined it with his godawful commentary. At least it was a joy to watch Magma Dragoon, my favorite Maverick, kick the shit out of him multiple times.

[@dalejhunter1]

I honestly expected bad voice acting. Resident Evil, yo.

[@jettythesunfish]

Ugh, his making fun of the voice acting is more annoying than the voice acting itself.

[@MarvelousMadDog]

LOL I LOST IT WHEN I SAW THAT KOJIMA ROBOT IN WEB SPIDER STAGE

[@GmodCaboose56]

Lol, yeah, just something I wanted to do for fun. :P

[@GmodCaboose56]

***** 12:41

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

I lost it when he missed the health. The Kojima robot was just the cherry!

[@nerobby6532]

GmodCaboose56 d

[@williamroche5249]

now i might be terrible at megaman games, but at least i appreciate the fact that theyre completley fair.

[@airiakizuki5592]

All enemies start in exactly the same spot from screen to screen so you could take zero damage if you can figure out patterns.

[@charlie1234500]

lol No they're not. At least Megaman Classic wasn't. Far from it. Megaman X series, I'm not sure. Never played them.

[@Flabby555]

@@charlie1234500 How many classic mega man games have you played? The only unfair one I can think of is the first one, and any other game is stretching it.

[@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

Almost got him, AHHHH you son of a bitch! I pressed jump!

[@TheKingOfScrub]

8:30 That's an Australian accent i'm Australian you seal laughing dopey fuck!

[@malikarsyasakani]

He made fun of Iris’s death scene. Boi i can imagine how he would react to Caesar’s death scene. The one that goes “CAEEEESSSARRRRR”!!!! He would laugh and mockingly scream “Sheeezaaa”!

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

He died to Web Spidus? HE DIED TO WEB SPIDUS!!! LMAO

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

IN BOTH FIGHTS! LMFAO

[@judahsoremy9857]

"It's not over yet" Bet he wouldn't say that if he realized who was controlling him here.

[@JohnnyJonestown]

56:33 WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRRRRR?!?!?!?! Greatest line ever! 😂😂😂

[@WolfCoder]

He laughs like a Looney Toons character

[@TheOneZytel]

Any Looney Toons character laugh is amusing, Phils laughter is a forced exhale that provokes other people to give him a smack in the back of his head.

[@plaga378]

The incompetence is uncanny.

[@D-Nova]

Even though I've never played much of the MegaMan X games, these rather bad mid 90's anime cutscenes are pure nostalgia for me.

[@Sneedboy]

THE most annoying part for me, is that he says Giga as "guyga" instead of "gigga"

[@IMZorkTheDork]

That nostalgia critic scene was perfect.

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

Where did that play?

[@airiakizuki5592]

After one of Phils idiot 'jokes' around 50 minutes.

[@SapphireSword-pd1ix]

Mega Man X 4? Hard!? This game is the easiest game in Mega Man history. Outside of the final Sigma boss (Big Gun and Big Face Sigma) I can barely remember anything that was difficult about this game. This isn't Persona or Trauma Center Phil. Those are hard games.

[@Joan-jq5ho]

I know it has been 7 years. But I will never get over a grown ass man that claims himself to be a "Professional Gamer" and rage quits Persona 3 on easy. (And never touching the equipment of the characters)

[@MsGhoulz]

I guess DSP won't ever be doing Megaman 7? I'd love to watch Wily 2 molest him over and over.

[@memelordteseo5684]

Or Freeze Man if he picks him first

[@masterbison8957]

He'd probably kill him,and then he'd die and the game would say he died,thus cheating him out of a legitimate fucking victory.

[@ColeYote]

*Guyga* attack?!

[@bestintheworld0624]

This game does have horrible voice acting, but his "jokes" are far more cringeworthy.

[@HuskyVerbatim]

When I first started this video, I was sure that it would skip over the intro stage. I mean, sure it's DSP, but those intro stages are idiot proof. What could he possibly fuck up? I was so naive.

[@neroneroren6788]

'Records several failed and unedited runs on Cyber Peacock stage' My content is top quality guys gibemethemone :^)

[@kirbyplier]

Wow I'm lost in words how bad he's was in this game.

[@judahsoremy9857]

Really?

[@bobbyboucher1855]

And then somehow he beats sigma on one go. Classic Phil

[@Wesker0o0o0]

It's not over yet -Zero

[@linushyper300]

"yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!" I don't know what's more annoying, Zero's grunts when he jumps or DSP.

[@StrangeSunset7]

You think zero’s grunts are annoying? Wait till you hear x’s grunts.

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

How... How..! HOW!? How do you out suck Mega Man X4's voice acting!? He... I... AHHHHHHRGH!!! This isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! WHATAMIFIFHTINGFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!?!?!

[@marx4538]

Oh come on now, Charlie Fontana did a good job voicing Sigma in X4.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

IKB4, Phil goes in order of all boss weaknesses like a scrub and just tanks hits till one or the other dies.

[@judahsoremy9857]

+Son of Tiamat You expected better?

[@stephenaremu78]

if he plays megaman 8 get ready to hear is annoying laugh

[@WolfCoder]

Either that or he's turning into The Joker

[@RedMimicry]

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father...was...a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...BIT. So...me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me...and he says..."OH MY GOD. THIS KNIFE IS GLITCHY BULLSHIT!!".

[@StrifeSoul990]

He actually got hit by the "boss" in the beginning? Plus why the hell is he playing as Zero, a character who requires a lot of skill and competence?

[@superlombax1561]

Zero requires skill and competence? Well, Phil's screwed considering that he has neither.

[@AleXz971]

I find it easier to play as Zero if you abuse the "Dash + Attack (repeat)", but yeah with Zero not all bosses have weaknesses, or your skills might not even "reach" the boss that they're weak against, or have a hard time trying to land it, that's the only difficulty difference I see with Zero, no weakness spam (or not as much)

[@zanetmh]

StrifeSoul990 I have played megaman x4 first time as zero and i only beated x1 from x games and i only quite the game because of sigma's ugly head and i had first game over at ride chaser stage and second at colonel fight because i didn't know how to dodge his attacks but when I came back to this game colonel was pretty weak compared to iris/double and general

[@bobbyboucher1855]

X sucks in this game

[@edward18517]

Oh fuck Phil! He did THIS one?! This is like my favorite! God damn it! *Sees Double* "What the hell? Who's this guy?" He's one of the guys I'm lookin' forward to seeing kick your ass. *Every game up to now we've been forced to play with Mega Man* YOU KNEW AT THE END OF 3 THAT YOU COULD USE ZERO IN THAT GAME! Oh...he doesn't know that Zero's made by Wily, this should be actually a bit interestin-...oh...nevermind...he got distracted by the voice acting... *How do I get up there?...hm...according to this...* Oh come on! You need a guide to get a heart-container in THIS game?! SERIOUSLY?! He loses to SPLIT MUSHROOM after finding out his weakness! What the fuck?! Um...thank you for the Peacock info?... *The voice acting is horrible!* Better than your imitations buddy...and ya know what I hate? The whole "This doesn't have anything to do with (insert game here)". I REALLY fucking hate that shit. If it's in the game it has to do with it you dumb piece of shit. And it ain't out of place because EVERY GAME has segments of diverse gameplay. It has to do with the game because that is the challenge that the Maverick presents to the Hunters. *This is a pretty long anime sequence, what the hell?* That's kinda cause it's one of the most important moments in the entire damn franchise buddy... *Commander, don't you wish you were in Transformers instead of this shitty ass anime?* ...I'm sorry, what? THAT is how you are ending your playthrough? Fuck you too. *"Wait till he gets to the final boss, he's harder than Kaiser Sigma!" No he's not! Ha!* Dude, I think they're going by a NORMAL player's experience, not yours. *I think people grew up with the Mega Man games on the playstation, not the NES, so since this was their first one-* WHAT?! Are you like literally fucking retarded? If people say X they're gonna think of the original SNES one! *I've beat the hardest of the hard!* Oh yes, X6 handing you your ass really displayed that quite well.

[@PointReflex]

edward18517 The man is a joke, he is pretending to not know anything about Megaman X4, the game itself is pop culture in the gaming fanbase in North America and almost anyone out there know what this game is all about. His complains are only maded to put content in the video, but he forgot something, at least you CAN'T say shit to the most important and better parts of the game, because the people who played this (like me) and loved this (like me) would be really pissed off, and is worst when your complains are to the better and most perfect segments of the game, if you suck as a gamer then, don't complain the game, put your sorry ass in front of the mirror and complain to yourself. You know, when someone plays an epic-chessy game like Megaman X4, and say random shit just to sell the video... you know that gameplay doesn't deserve any second of your time.

[@TheDarkAntares]

I like how he keeps saying shut up to the general lmao

[@Savior20061]

He plays like I did when I was 10.

[@samepicgamer]

In DSP land, anything that hits him (which is every enemy in the game) is an "asshole"

[@stephenaremu78]

if he plays megaman 7 wily would fuck him up if he plays x7 flame heynard would fuck him up

[@Mateoski97]

Lol, I love watching Phil fail at Jet Stingray's stage.

[@niemand7811]

When playing with Zero you start with Magma Dragoon as you use (secret) to achieve (secret) which makes the boss fight a pushover.

[@Fork_a_lore78]

56:33 I don't know whether Phil is laughing at the this scene for his lack of empathy towards emotional scenes in general,or the sheer hilarity that is the voice acting of Megaman X4.....in this particular infamous scene It could be both

[@Fork_a_lore78]

@DyingWaffles 15 Not all of them tho

[@Fork_a_lore78]

@DyingWaffles 15 Agreed

[@Novorious]

To be honest, I think it’s his lack of empathy.

[@skysands2008]

23:44 LOL

[@thecatattheend2250]

X4? But- now that's weird, don't you usually *finish* the preceding title before moving to the next? What about X3? Has anyone seen Phil beat X3?... ~_~

[@Sukuun]

26:56 Durrrrrrrrrrrr what do these clones do? (Just stands there and doesn't bother to attack and allows himself to be killed)

[@judahsoremy9857]

23:46 Yessss! LOL!

[@NsEndandFriends]

Hey, pretty solid vid, but I'd have liked more commentary and youtube comments about hating him, I enjoyed your text commentary, thought it could have been more frequent, maybe a little sped up footage of him grinding on camera and (I assume) him using the Ride Armor to beat Magma Dragoon. Overall I liked it, hope to see more from you.

[@GmodCaboose56]

Thanks. I wish I added KZbin comments, but I haven't been doing that(since TIHYDP Sleeping Dogs, I believe) due to finding it tedious trying to find any good comments.

[@T0rtureKill3r]

GmodCaboose56 I could imagine that there aren't that many (good) comments in the first place anymore, since his views are dwindling.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

I saw one of Phil's Mega Man X playthroughs once. There weren't many comments and they were all from his fans who don't know any better so inserting comments is kinda not an option. A death counter would have been a nice touch though.

[@miciso666]

i love how this proves he didnt beat x3. in x3 in the ''good'' ending zero gets corrupted by the sigma virus. in the bad ending its doppler who takes the hit for X

[@greenswamponion7330]

When DSP was fighting the Cyber Peacock he said "well this was mad easy." What the hell does mad easy even mean? He says it ALL THE TIME TO.

[@GmodCaboose56]

He doesn't seem to say that anymore, but back in the camcorder days, he tended to say mad hard, mad late, mad easy, mad fast, etc.

[@greenswamponion7330]

GmodCaboose56 Ah okay, I don't watch his channel to much because he plays all these new games that come out on the first day. Thanks for letting me know though.

[@christophercardarelli1328]

Green Swamp Onion The "mad easy" is a 80s/90s term meaning that it was too easy. "Mad" meaning term of too.

[@hue36]

how can someone die to web spider lol this guy is less than a casual, even a casual would be better Also you donut need an item to get the hearth piece of the mushroom stage you just needed to jump on the falling platform, come on even a 5 year old could sort that out

[@CNRhKXtreme]

Of course he dies on Split Mushroom - easily Zero's easiest boss once you discover his weakness - twice.

[@masterbison8957]

Now i know why Sigma was screaming during the first cutscene.

[@FannyPackMan100]

He doesn't seem to get that Zero is an advanced and strategic character, and using him requires some planning ahead with regards to where enemies will be and the timing of his attacks and movements. He should have just stayed with X and kept his distance.

[@M5A1Stuart]

Nooooo! This is one of my favorite childhood games. I beat it when I was 8. It's one of the easiest fucking X titles! Phil has to be faking. There is no way he can be this bad.

[@bestintheworld0624]

Okay, I suck at this game too so I can't really talk. Platformers just aren't my genre, I'm more of a JRPG expert. But holy shit he sucked at Web Spider's stage, I mean I want able to beat Web Spider himself (couldn't figure out the timing to dodging his web) but I at least still had 3 lives when I reached him. Phil is bypassing health pickups and swinging at the air, even I didn't do that.

[@bestintheworld0624]

Never mind that, I just beat the game lol. Still died a lot though, so I can't really talk.

[@ryanbruneau1197]

I gotta say if the other Mega man games are harder than this!?? Fuck that shit. No thanks. I don't enjoy games that put my blood pressure into danger zone lol smh

[@judahsoremy9857]

This one isn't that bad.

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Fail does seem to be playing somewhat competently. Key word being "somewhat".

[@theknack101]

Aww, who told him the weaknesses? I wanted to see him struggle on cyber peacock

[@theknack101]

But on the other hand, even if he did have a guide he didn't seem to have that much trouble aside from the Colonel and Magma Dragoon. Why did you cut the sigma fight though? Did he do it in one or something?

[@GmodCaboose56]

theknack101 Yep, he did the Sigma fight in one go.

[@judahsoremy9857]

+GmodCaboose56 Giving new meaning to, "dumb luck".

[@DanteLicious]

Dude, you did perfect!!!! Please do more, I loved it!!!! Subscribing for more!!!!!!

[@xkeithx2]

wow he def didn't do zero justice at all lmao

[@xkeithx2]

I've done this entire game every stage no damage with zero because the saber and his attacks are overpowering lol

[@ElfWhisper]

oh my god i can't believe that is is real..

[@HellfireTheAwesome]

Wow. I never thought it was possible to suck at Megaman X4, The easiest megaman X game EVER. (Well, except for Sigma's second form. That's the hardest thing about this game.)

[@stephenaremu78]

thanks doug

[@FoxDomain]

I have physical pain watching this... and I thought that piece of crap called ltg was bad at this game...

[@Naglfar94]

I cringed at how bad Phil is at this game how can one play bad in a mega man x game while using Zero? I thought it was physically impossible Zero breaks the game but dsp finds a way to fail. But all of this could have been avoided if he'd just practiced even a tiny bit before sitting down and recording the game. I am in the process of doing my own mega man videos and I always try out a level before I record it to atleast get a tiny bit of practice in and that goes for any game. seems ike Phil just saw the game picked it up and decided he was gonna record it without atleast getting a bit better first to be halfway decent. don't even gotta be perfect atleast play decent but nope. everytime I feel like I am playing a little bad at mega man I can always remind myself atleast I ain't bad like phil lmao.

[@Joan-jq5ho]

Did DSP say that because he has a HD TV the controller had Input Lag ? Wtf is wrong with him

[@r1l426]

A little piece of advice. When u suck, admit it and be humble

[@therabidscorpion]

"This is when people stopped caring about bits." Wrong as usual, Phil. It's not that people didn't care. It just wasn't relevant information anymore to know how many bits a console was, as graphics were no longer measured in bits at this point, but measured in how many polygons.

[@AkariEnderwolf]

PS1 was 32 bit

[@judahsoremy9857]

+Akari Enderwolf It was... amazing.

[@CXV135]

For once I actually giggled abit when he was commenting over the cut scenes. The voice acting is so bad! Other than that, this LP is mediocre at best. Some horrendous mistakes flourished over the whole thing...

[@kadajtribal8532]

DSP is beyond garbage at this game. It's horrible to watch.

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

55:55 This is why Anime dubbing shouldn't exist.

[@SeekGrace]

15:23 24:37 51:10 1:03:23 1:05:12

[@Ryakkusu]

i suck at megaman games but even i know i can do better than this

[@mayweathermayhem821]

12:43

[@paulgregg3915]

You don't have to talk about everything.

[@T0rtureKill3r]

So wait, did he do well against Sigma? Even against his final form where he says "Prepare to become Space Dust!" Good work btw

[@GmodCaboose56]

He did okay, I guess. He practically breezed his way through. No deaths, no screw ups(due to the energy tanks he found). That's pretty much why I skipped that portion entirely.

[@StrifeSoul990]

X4Sigma is pretty easy using his weaknesses. He's only hard if you no armor, no damage, or buster only him. Then he's actually one of the hardest sigmas

[@T0rtureKill3r]

StrifeSoul990 Yeah sure, especially the reaper went down VERY quickly iirc with fire. But I died a few times against his final form. And since we're talking about Phil "How do I use rations" Burnell...