Goblin Queen Demands Marriage! (Monster Girl Audio • Yandere Lite • Shortstack • Strangers to More?)

[@anomanderrake654]

Your highness, people of your stature are in short supply. I know people think little of you but they don't measure up to you.

[@anomanderrake654]

Yes, I stole these jokes from shrek.

[@blkwolvv]

@@anomanderrake654 we best bros now

[@PenguinPrimarch]

You could say your jokes came up short

[@agerisgrean5770]

I didn’t know that Gina Falcone did asmr?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, if you're going to steal jokes, might as well steal the best!

[@IZAAK-ZK]

Love that Jersey/Quinzel accent from the Gawblin. Also love hearing Vanilla's normal voice slip out

[@handsomebanana1429]

I thought it was Boston

[@garysuarez9614]

​@@handsomebanana1429Bayonne, for sure.

[@M0DIDDLY]

The Gawblin Quinn! She's walkin' here!

[@shaekelley6500]

Oh my God I'm just imagining a little gremlin Harley Quinn it's a great image.. I love it

[@yandereneko5523]

Stilts?! I thought it would be three goblins stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh no, now I have to do that...

[@MR_Angelgd]

I lowkey fw the goblin queen. Wouldn’t even mind being the king of this small clan ❤️🙏

[@Tyrant-fj7vy]

I want her to call me “Puddin’” 😂

[@anomanderrake654]

I love her accent and the random "ha"s she does. Velvet why are you such a great goblin?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, it's gotta be all the shameless greed I absorbed from watching too much Daffy Duck. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5e4Z4mCi8d0aKMfeature=shared Definitely helps when playing grabby little yanderes like this one!

[@anomanderrake654]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I love your sense of humor. Really VV, you always make me smile.

[@powerjam9168]

More of this voice/character please!! This was delightful!!

[@tristandaries1129]

Can’t believe Lazy Susan from Gravity Falls made an ASMR video

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

💀

[@Number_254]

Goblin girls are so underrated and, on top of that, a slight Yandere, count me in

[@SANS-hl5ws]

She sounds like she has a Brooklyn or New Yorker accent *"AYYYY IM WALKING HERE"* 😂

[@gobyoundy1871]

I said it once and I will say it again. Takes a deep breath: HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THESE AMAZING VOICES

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Little verbal cheats, stage dialect books, and a total lack of shame certainly help! Gotta be totally unafraid of sounding silly, too; that's where they keep the comedy.

[@ItsaFenyx]

I would just like to say I am all for Boston accent characters, I'll eat this type of thing up every day

[@typicaluser697]

This was so damn adorable, love the accent, the vibe, and funny too!

[@hot_soup4319]

Personally, I'm more of an Orc Girl kinda guy, buuuuut theres exceptions to every rule and Shortstack Goblin Girls are that exception.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, don't worry, we've got lots of those on offer too! Dorky orcs, dom orcs, yandere orcs...all kinds! But it's nice to be a Goblin once in awhile.

[@thegarry6591]

In in love with the accent you used in this one, would love to hear more characters with this voice. Great work as always.

[@jackalobowaitthisnameistaken]

Oh my god she's somehow more perfect than previously thought possible. Great job on the accent!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! 😊 I tried my best.

[@edmundolastra3279]

Thanks for the fun audio Vel. I like that the listener was more level headed than just jumping into a marriage and that it all worked out. Hope your vacation is relaxing and reenergizing 🎉

[@deathscythe1098]

The art on this one gives me vibes from lovely complex.

[@nc3696]

I thought i had hit rock bottom. This video shows me i can always start digging

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

If fantasy audio drama is your "lower than rock bottom," you're doing pretty okay, I'd say!

[@theloneliestboi1088]

I didn't think I wanted Italian-American goblins... **UNTIL TODAY**

[@IronPiedmont]

I never thought I needed a New Yorker (or Bostonian) Goblin gf. I like it! Kudos for the creativity! ^^

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I can't take credit for the idea, haha. I think (?) Warcraft was the first mainstream thing to do Brooklyn goblins; I was just slightly subverting that by leaning Jersey. ^^

[@IronPiedmont]

@VanillaVelvetAudio Oh okay. I've only played like 15 minutes of Warcraft in general, that's a first for me. ^^'

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

"I've only played like 15 minutes of Warcraft" godiwishthatwereme.jpg (I kid, I kid! But I definitely have sunk an _ungodly_ number of hours into WoW in my life.)

[@IronPiedmont]

@VanillaVelvetAudio The only role-playing games I play nowadays are Red Dead Redemption 2 and Fallout:New Vegas. Right now I'm playing the "Old World Blues" DLC for New Vegas.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

(SHRIEK) I mean. That's...that's a fine DLC. Not, not my favorite one at all or anything.

[@Autobotmech]

Omg loved this one!! Thanks kindly ! Laughed out loud so much

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you so much! That's one of my favorite things to hear. I'm glad you liked it!

[@tjtharp603]

I totally love that Brooklyn/New Jersey accent. I always did find it attractive Lol. But as always, wonderful job V.V.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! 😄

[@creationx6337]

This goblin queen is so cute, funny and down to earth with the Harley Quinn/Boston accent. Listening to her through this video

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad you like her! I had a lot of fun with the accent in this one. ^^

[@primrosevale1995]

I now see where Larkspur got her accent (and her, umm…‘passion’) Seriously tho the voice is the sweet syrup upon this scrumptious shortstac-eh stack of pancakes, and from how she acts, I could just eat her up! ☺ (keep your head out of the gutter 😠) Really hope we can see more of her someday!

[@Echo2-2]

This was a lot of fun to listen to! Well done, Velvet!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@kanvaros4451]

Love your work !!! One of my all time favorite asmartists !! I was wondering if you’ll ever make more of the tsundere wife who makes us take care of our selves ! Like makes us go to the gym or makes us make a healthy lunch ! Or makes us treat ourselves to like a spa day ! She gets angry we’re so busy and sees the bags under our eyes and forces us to let her rub our shoulders and have a face mask

[@Monkey_Fru]

I loved the accent so much😩✨ But going back to the normal transmission-> MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME TO EAT MY GREENS NOT FALL FOR THEM, WE HAVE WIFIE MATERIAL🗣️‼️🗣️

[@ProblematicHuman]

I'm not going to say no to this. Amazing audio

[@TheCobraKing209]

“Either I’ve been among humanity too long or I’m missing some key context here, I don’t remember goblins having a Jersey accent last I checked”

[@jamesgudgeon4868]

Love The New York Accent! 2:00

[@AmyLugenbeel]

My little goblin queen, you're the ruler of my heart

[@mr.firefly3626]

This is love at first sight

[@redhallow5201]

I'm really digging the Harley Quinn accent. I guess I won't call goblin slayer on her

[@matrixbday]

I liked the knick nacks at the end, feel Free to do stuff like that again

[@Lulumemes.]

Easy top 5 asmrp I've ever heard.

[@grimdarkAngel]

It would be my honor to marry this beautiful and cute goblin queen and become her king. 💚

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🙌

[@grimdarkAngel]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I love the accent you did for her.

[@JudyNunyabiz-uc2qq]

You had me at Shortstack lol

[@parker-boy98]

I don't typically go for yandere stuff, but since she's lite, it's all good. Also, she's a cutie, so I'd be down with marrying her! The Boston accent especially. 😊

[@swampwyag676]

For she is the goblin queen And it is it is an adorable bean that is the goblin queen

[@alicev5496]

Oh loved this, so much

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm happy to hear that! ^^

[@gregorycroff7443]

That was great. So much fun.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@archon7105]

I love the accent. I do love Harley Quinn/Jersey accent and you just made it better

[@Killapeelz]

I love this accent!

[@RiderCruise]

I have not heard the term Himedere in so long... And now that I've just said that I feel ancient... Damnit

[@Shaun-iy6es]

Oh boy, oh boy and awesome 💚💚💚👌

[@johnnivek9653]

I was half expecting her to say that I remind her of a baby with the power of voodoo.

[@Skinn-Tuh-Lor]

You don’t see very many goblins in Joisey, do yas?

[@lol-2247]

a surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😃

[@FNWendigo]

I didn’t know John F. Kennedy had a goblin cousin

[@ibadatgames_7806]

I demand your uh hand in marriage uh

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Oh, god. Making a very dark joke about Joseph Kennedy making family members he disliked "go away" would be in very poor taste so I won't do it, but I'm certainly thinking it loudly...

[@BirdieSenpai]

Will be asleep before work during the premiere, but I shall enjoy as I'm preparing for work! I left a message for a bunch of goblin-lovers about this one, so traffic might be higher for you, Vel, lol.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

No worries! My schedule is doing the thing where it gets weird with summer coming up so my own appearances on the channel have been spotty, as you might have noticed. I hope you slept well!

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Did so indeed! Yeah, I live in a tourist-y area, so there's always a lot more going on and more work to do during summer. Well, spring over here; summer doesn't exist where I live, lol.

[@Stormcoming6]

So, an adorable shortstack wants my love and hand in marriage... I'm delaying this, why, exactly?

[@anomanderrake654]

I really want to make a waifu scale chart from shortest to tallest and add Velvet for scale.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm taller than a goblin, gnome or dwarf, but shorter than an orc, ogre or willowy elf. I don't think that helps much.

[@anomanderrake654]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio the chart will include giants, kaijus and alien entities so I guess you're helpful.

[@GtypeGaming1996201526]

So she technically got into a convention for free 😂😂😂

[@Autobotmech]

Ack, I just got it “Fran Dressher” the goblin Nanny ^^

[@cynicalbuddha1660]

My mother was Jersey. I never got away with nothin'!

[@Hex_Gamera]

I think this is enough mods for skyrim

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Never enough mods for Skyrim.

[@veryhungrycaterpillar3052]

Awesome

[@theshipper5797]

Props to the jersey accent.

[@VoiceofJuany]

Hah! Let’s just pretend I wouldn’t have asked her out the first time we met lol

[@alexgids]

Stilts you say? Is this what a short person like me needs to get a partner? And some light kidnapping I guess.

[@giovaniangel3]

You say you’re the goblin queen, you’re not a red a redhead, you sound like Harley Quinn. What are you? She cute!

[@Mixtaps]

Tall girls are the best!!!

[@SenecaRapson]

*In the Hall of the Mountain King intensifies*

[@spidertatortot4302]

It would be an honor to marry you madam Goblin

[@eyeballpaul714]

Wasn't expecting Rosie from Hazbin Hotel when I clicked on this one.

[@IceCreamMonster1366]

Sequel? 💚💚💚💚

[@horseface470]

New Jersey accent whilst being small, you have no power here

[@zackihen4905]

I feel like the words "Aren't you a little short for a Goblin?" Might be appropriate here! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, I'll have you know I'm tall! ...for a goblin. Much (belated!) love from my side of the pond, as ever. 💖

[@CzLstudios]

What is that jersey girl accent? Haha I love it 👍🏻

[@perishark234]

Is she shippin up to find her wooden leg?

[@s.o.q2914]

Me with main weapon sledgehammer: I have butch many to protect Myself and friends, Slay many undead to protect my farm, my fist fear no Monsters, yet i am now with a Queen, ccorret? Goblin Queen: " Yup" Me: Understandable.

[@tylerferguson3193]

Hope you're having a good day c:

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm doing well! I hope you are too! 💖 And if things aren't going as well as they could be, I hope they improve lickity-split.

[@Yungngajay]

The jersey accent is killing me😂

[@dorseyerik]

So am I David Bowe now?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

If the leather fit...fits, I guess!

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@Finality-LegacyEra]

1:35 When did I get super powers⁉️

[@PeterJL]

Who am i to refuse royalty

[@Skybaby79]

It pleases me to be your 800 thumbs up. I hope this video works out for you.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, it pleases me, too! I really like big, round...numbers. ^^ And I also hope it works out. I like doing weird offbeat stuff like this and it's gratifying whenever it successfully finds an audience. Here's hoping! 🤞

[@jancerveny7502]

Will you please make a video in the future where I get kidnapped by Cloudjumper or any of the other dragons from How to Train Your Dragon? I've always wanted to listen to a video while falling asleep, in which I find myself in the Hidden World under the care of a dragon or a dragoness who, in addition to the dragon sounds, would also speak and Cloudjumper belongs to my favorite ones.

[@fork3550]

Hello Lockspu- Fork means Quenda. Fork is Fork. Hey have you seen a dragon and an alchemist around here. No reason.

[@kinginred9670]

Lord help me, the Brooklyn accent.

[@Elven_Nephew]

Wait... Goblins are just italian americans? I should have known.

[@counselofchads8713]

Is this a reference to Maccus Norman’s character Eliza

[@THATGUY-ty4qt]

Dear god she's from jersey

[@FatYajirobe]

So is anyone familiar with the shortstack artist huffslove?

[@trla6505]

Reminds me of the comic Ha humy capture we marry now. Wtf no Why noot

[@marybdrake1472]

I don't know about light yandere, but she is a little bratty. I don't mind that so much.

[@ryanmartin9794]

👽+ 👑?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Close, but not quite! 👑+🤑 but good guess, though!

[@Jordan.A.07]

I gahta sae, I neveh wooda thowt a nice, cute, and peh-teet Gahblin Qween; wood make mie hart due da kinda pitta pattuh ting yu see in an old school Caw-toon! Truely re-mawrkable! Chef's kiss. TEHN OUTA TEHN! Wood listen to again. 😉

[@jefftitterington7600]

Oi, dat accent!

[@artemefimov8215]

Italian wife

[@Frogit_12]

Why does the goblin have a jersey accent?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Because Brooklyn has been overdone. ^^

[@Frogit_12]

​@@VanillaVelvetAudio fair

[@kilmorecombine0]

Can you say Mr Jay in that same voice, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese 😅❤

[@BradleyMasten]

I do not reproduce.. this world?

[@zambekiller]

Greetings I am drak'uldrons I am actually 1/5 dragon hence the horns but the lack of scales is a little off putting but that could just be the orc in my blood or maybe its the ogre na it'd definitely have to be the elf blood then again maybe its caused by the minotaur blood or the demon blood

[@Galimeer5]

You sound way too natural with the Jersey/Boston accent, Velvet. Is there something we need to know?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I admit, I left my heart in Atlantic City! ...it's a real problem, I friggin' need that thing.

[@thegentlemen6729]

Now is she taller then us or shorter not that it's a problem im fine either way I just want to know if I will be big spoon or little spoon