Late Night Tumblr Posts: 6 Minutes of Chaos

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[@zisforzorua1906]

*Press F to pay respects to Dingding*

[@shineyfish]

Z is for Zorua F

[@reese.6521]

*F*

[@BunnyyBitez]

F

[@littlellama400]

*_F_*

[@fushthediamond]

F

[@genreofa]

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron? It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron We could make quadrilaterals or even triangles We used to cubes, now we’re pyramidssss Oh shoot I forgot the lyrics

[@dorothy5466]

It could polyhedron thats my favorite shape

[@genreofa]

Paige Notebook Let it Polyhedron! Let it Polyhedron! I’m not Triangle anymore!!

[@gayandawkward653]

*w e u s e d t o c u b e s*

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

Anyone else read it with Ana singing it along with the music in the background cause I did

[@genreofa]

Charity Anderson Don't you mean, Ana-gon?

[@kayecunningham4407]

God creating blunthead tree snakes G:remember those danger noodles A:oh no G: make its body super skinny A:okay G:now slap a gecko head on it A:but the head is too big for its body G:I know

[@novaeeeee]

Kaye Feelie A: Why the hell does it look like a really large sperm... G: Exactly! Now I can say I *came* onto Earth and breathed *life* into it. A: ... A: -send help-

[@for3stspirit]

I pray to God that he uses this in the next video.

[@julianbello8376]

This too good

[@crown4212]

Kaye Feelie YES!!!!!!! I just thought of something, the Blunthead tree snake is an Anorexic danger noodle.....

[@quack2757]

"Head is too big for its body" *Ahem* *🎶 YOUR HEART'S TOO BIG FOR YOUR BODY,* *THAT'S WHY IT WON'T FIT INSIIDE..* *YOU POUR IT OUT,* *WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE~! 🎶*

[@wolfygirl1515]

I can totally relate to the dude dissing the new Disney princesses' designs for sure. And the fricking bra one, like, I would totally want a bra like that. Also I pay my respects to Dingding Rip dingding, left too long in the sun. Edit: holy crud , I didn't expect this many likes so quickly Edit2: Jesus guys I didn't think I'd get this many likes

[@TheForgottenGodLurks]

420 likes should I ruin it

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

Was anyone else relieved to hear that Dingding wasn't an animal?

[@themightypancake5695]

I was SUPER relieved when they revealed how it wasn’t an animal

[@Dinoman972]

I thought it was going to be a bell xD

[@Takisan111]

I have never heard of these things until today. Before I saw the picture, I thought it was going to be some kind of food product.

[@kalenipclaw5683]

Takisan111 OMG SAME

[@ERROR-fr7to]

I know its an old comment but if anyone is wondering dingdongs are a piece of merchandise related to the youtube channel Michael Reeves.

[@genreofa]

RIP Dingding, He was burnt by a giant flaming meatball

[@temporarilymisplaced260]

Dingding was left unattended for two minutes in Phoenix at 10 am

[@genreofa]

Temporarily Misplaced ;-;

[@youtubewatcher3451]

*The sun is a deadly laser*

[@lorekeeper8117]

Shiny Litwick not anymore there is a blanket

[@soulofafox1857]

Does anyone realize that ding ding is a wee wee

[@lex_cat11]

I’m genuinely impressed with the first one

[@dorothy5466]

It could be polyhedron

[@theisthespade3713]

That person should make a business out of it

[@musicalfreaks9198]

I, personally, as a female, need to see those kinds of bra commercials.

[@lpsjewel]

Same, here sister. Oh! And while we're at it no underwire please! That stuff hurts!

[@musicalfreaks9198]

PixelatedVaporeon Agreed!

[@pixeldragon]

Agreed

[@esppupsnkits4560]

There is a sports bra that I have that doesn’t use underwire, but stiffened fabric of some kind

[@ELMTree-le7nq]

felt fabric could work

[@frenziedferret4509]

The blunthead noodle snake looks like an art project

[@annameyl]

Frenzied Ferret I'm pretty sure I made that a few years ago

[@mdalsted]

Madeline Voisine Or a very stylized one. It looks like a creature Tim Burton would design. Or Jhonen Vasquez. No, wait, too brightly-colored. Maybe Dr. Seuss, then. Or it just looks like a cartoon character in general.

[@DovahGirlie]

Have you ever watched How To Train Your Dragon? That's a goddamn Zippleback dragon. In every physical trait.

[@randomrat2280]

Art project gone wrong

[@digglesgiggless]

I genuinely want that bra now.

[@nikhilbhavani981]

DigglesGiggles I also want it! And I’m not even a woman! Pat is the best goddamn salesman I’ve ever heard.

[@kikuchisrustywheelbearings]

Nikhil Bhavani XD

[@elliithyalmightyclonelord5786]

DigglesGiggles same

[@jeofficialjoker]

I’m a guy AND I’m gay but holy christ I want it

[@thehealerofagroupp4nd422]

Same here. I may be a gay guy too, but I would want that Chris Evan holding feature...

[@Dicegoblin]

Omg i cant even with the bra thing 😂

[@skimbi]

*breathing

[@mdalsted]

nomnomz :3 Who was supposed to be advertising those commercials, a pro wrestler? Or Karkat?

[@xrosslegends1279]

Martin D. lol, now I can't unsee Karkat.

[@rikuthedeerfox4586]

I cant unsee Karkat... thank you for this beautiful image

[@xX_Lionheart_xX]

nomnomz :3 SAME

[@inanwlf1841]

“I was never a fan of these.” FIGHT ME.

[@anna-ye9my]

....I don't like them ethier

[@inanwlf1841]

Dad Your awful taste reflects your spelling. (In all seriousness, they are too sweet, aren’t they?)

[@for3stspirit]

They are. I especially hate it when my mom buys the blueberry-jelly-bean flavored ones. The smell of it literally makes me want to puke all over the floor.

[@inanwlf1841]

For3st Spirit Who would be that cruel and buy those ones? My parents would pack these awful cookies (no sugar, had an after taste of toothpaste) and I ate it every day for months because I thought I had to.

[@for3stspirit]

Okay, I thought mine was disgusting, but this takes the cookie. Kill me now.

[@kaitheblu1028]

My life was changed by the cookie. I am eating one as I watch this and I almost spit it halfway across the room when I saw that.

[@Lichen8404]

KaiThe Blu if you did, you could make more at least

[@serenelunae]

**last one** ... **throws money at the screen** yes I would like the chris evans one thank you.

[@DovahGirlie]

I just pre-ordered the Jason Mamoa version.

[@midnight8341]

Heck, I want that bra and I'm a guy without breasts!

[@Daelyah]

Can I have the Hemsworth one? Please? I will trade my firstborn for this.

[@cori_music]

THAT LAST ONE MADE ME CHOKE A BIT HOLY CRAP I AM WHEEZING

[@jeofficialjoker]

This should be a 65 part seiries.

[@NarakunoHana100]

Elleviathan Still not enough

[@jeofficialjoker]

@NarakunoHana100 165?

[@womp3571]

69 thank you-

[@Pink09]

No... 6669 part series

[@what8860]

somebody once told me that's STILL NOT E N O U G H

[@housekey.]

I think I stand for everyone when I say that everyone wants their chest to be held by Chris Evans.

[@kaarpiv375]

I'm a dude and I want Evans to hold my chest. Maybe just a hug. Might be nice to be held by him.

[@Daelyah]

I'd personally prefer Luke Evans, but I wouldn't say no to Chris....

[@gaylettucewoman2301]

im a lesbian so nah

[@rosyletters1687]

@Starcat *y e s ssss*

[@hampeace69420]

6 MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS OF PURE QUALITY FROM SEYMOUR *_I’ve never been this satisfied_*

[@cinnamon_cakes142]

Mikaru-Blackspade HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

[@rebeccahall2707]

Catrin Williams oml yes

[@lunabautista2992]

Catrin Williams I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIEEEDD

[@mirandabee2323]

God, I hope you're satisfied!

[@supernaturalfan7499]

Mikaru-Blackspade I’m never satisfied

[@thatcoolcat12]

BRAS WITH POCKETS PLS

[@josiahklein70]

I'm not even female, and I feel ripped off by the bra industry.

[@mmtnw]

My friend uses her bra as a pocket

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

I have actually seen that in a commercial. And leggings with pockets.

[@himynameisoliver]

@@nikkospelledlikethat8140 *WHAT*

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

@@himynameisoliver I think it was some sort of like sports thing, like it had sports bras and in the back there was a pocket if I remember correctly. The leggings with pockets is pretty self explanatory.

[@dementedcreations8971]

That last one was on point!

[@shinyumbreon194]

Stop.. it’s too early for this... ITS ONLY 6 P.M

[@reese.6521]

Jokrs on you it's 11:07

[@NarakunoHana100]

A little past noon for me lol

[@ormbunkar7387]

6 PM Seymour, you mean ;)

[@farofficial9]

It's 2:30

[@DjDestiny20021212]

It's 2.45 for me lol

[@charliem.9007]

Imagine being put into a diabetic coma from a gushers sandwich with fruit by the foot for bread.

[@MunExe]

"Let's have a moment of silence." **INSTANT, TEAR FILLED DISNEY COVER OF "I AM ON MY WAY"**

[@RamBeliever]

I was dying at the bra commercial post. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NightHawk__21]

I love the last one so much XD

[@leaveitblank8198]

Yo, that bra sounds dope. You have any idea on how many times I buy a bright neon colored bra and it is so fucking comfortable and I buy a skin colored one and it's like a metal corset. And then it becomes a decision between being comfortable with this neon bra showing through you shirts, or being in pain with a bra that looks good. Edit: AND GOD FORBID TEXTURED BEADED BRA'S

[@themightypancake5695]

I honestly just wear white and black sport bras all the time. If I’m searching for clothes and they don’t look good while I’m wearing sport bras, then I don’t buy them. It just makes me feel more comfortable and at ease (but I can understand if people don’t like wearing them as well)

[@achoquenao3719]

Luannea I just don't use bras, at all

[@madisonlecong6083]

Tumblr: the source of drunken wisdom

[@gavinreed4343]

patrick saying meow has cleared my acne, cured my depression, and made all my dead crops grow

[@cinnamonbird1984]

Sometimes I just love the internet. This is one of those times.

[@skymcd1030]

iM CRYING THE BRA ONE-

[@akjddkbdnd4233]

thanks these 6 minutes has revived me from the graves of hell

[@jaquriya1218]

oh my god this is too hilARIOUS-

[@annameyl]

Oh god I would buy that bra so quick, just hoping that it wasn't sold out 15 minutes after release

[@DovahGirlie]

_We're sorry, but the website for pre-orders has crashed._ Me: Ffff...FUUUUUUU-

[@Pink09]

Bra companies, start taking notes.

[@nikhilbhavani981]

I want that bra! And I’m not even a woman! Pat is the best goddamn salesman I’ve ever heard.

[@KaijuParfait]

Today is good day, but after watching this, today is great day.

[@gabrielbean3478]

I am site with this done

[@strangeworm4562]

gabe rythem everyone is website on this high

[@leonor1261]

RAINBOW TOAST I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[@strangeworm4562]

Panic! At the Chemical Fall Out Hogwarts noice name lmao

[@verysuper_fine4307]

P O C K E T I N U R B R A

[@bloopsadoop]

Can he voice every bra commercial?

[@AbadonXXX]

the lattice work on that fruit by the foot is on point

[@cookieoppressor9700]

How many tries did you need for the pentagonal dodecahedron?

[@divitsinghal4234]

Alexander Krestan he didn’t make it

[@cookieoppressor9700]

Divit Singhal I meant saying it you genius. Of course he didn't make it. *It's some randoms post on a website full of people*

[@kaarpiv375]

How can it support its weight? Even the bases of snowmen sag into domes (and immediately solidify into ice so you take a shin shatterer when you try to destroy a snowman in the joyous bloodrage that only 10 year olds can get for some reason, leaving you wheelchair bound until near adulthood due to minor compound fracturing and complications that can be chalked up to negligence)

[@NarakunoHana100]

The last one made me want to buy a bra and I'm a guy 😂😂😂😂

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

I had to relisten to the last post about bras because that is pure gold!

[@Sushininja10]

5:42 How many times did you have to read that entire line before you finally got a take where you read it and didn't laugh?

[@Chr0chet_Obsessed]

Can the bra from the last one be an actual thing please?

[@setsers1]

xD

[@temporarilymisplaced260]

ITS NOT GOING TO TANGLE. ITS MADE WITH ASGARDIAN BLGENIPE TAIL HAIR ITS INDESTRUCTIBLE I. D I E D

[@piegirl8263]

We don't even need guns or weapons or bombs for wars anymore This This would be enough to make me just hand over my country and move to goshdang Mars

[@moonfeathertheshiny5942]

When I first found this channel through these videos, I thought this series will never continue. the fact that it did continue just gives me life

[@MTVhost]

That's one hell of a bra-

[@CrossTrash]

I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL AND I WANT THAT BRA.

[@sodapcm5654]

THE PRINCESS THING IS SO RELATABLE TO ME XD

[@bluueeberries]

Same!!!

[@CloudDreamer4]

3:44 reminds me of when I saw a Yankee Candle called " A Child's Wish" in a grocery store. I turned to my mom and said "You don't need to burn a candle life will do that for free" I got a laugh and a fist bump out of the employee stocking the shelf

[@hiwaga7399]

"how has this been going on for 6 episodes?!?" oh my sweet summer child

[@hatsanddragons4722]

You know, I've been having a really shitty day today. This video just made it a bit better.

[@malinag79]

Pat same i never really liked those cookies I mean I'd eat them because cookies but I wouldn't buy them just to eat myself

[@frenziedferret4509]

Silent Ballora weird texture, right?

[@malinag79]

Frenzied Ferret yes exactly!

[@blurthelines8596]

So his first name is Pat. Hmm.

[@melonlord4889]

“We can do no lace because that shit itches.” As a person with sensory processing disorder, I felt that in my SOUL

[@EpicWafflePie101]

thANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESNT LIKE SUGAR COOKIES

[@indie8722]

This is giving off so much chaotic energy I'm getting anxiety and now it's 3:am and I can't sleep

[@swiftstar19284]

I want that bra now

[@leeshajoi]

"How has this been going for six episodes?" oh you sweet summer child

[@mayonaise4835]

Cinderella doesn't have ears

[@GuimoTheGizo]

Seymour: "How has this been going for 6 episodes?!" My bored ass bout to watch 110 more late night tumblr vids: *_haha yes_*

[@potatoqueen707]

Hey, P.M Seymour! I wanted to know if I could use your audio at 5:23 for a Gacha Studio video I’m gonna make! Is that alright to you? BTW, I want that bra!

[@PMSeymour]

Go for it!

[@potatoqueen707]

P.M. Seymour Thanks!!! I’ll give you the link when I’m done!!

[@celerystick8011]

4:06 had me in tears from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

[@redwillow6400]

Don't be mean to da' snake he did do anything to you.😿 🐍

[@zekalm9917]

There’s tears coming out of my eyes for laughing so much. THIS IS ART

[@MF-Spiffylad]

SCIENCE!

[@somegirl4260]

My new favorite response to something great is to sing it's a wonderful world very quietly.

[@sunni4915]

63 likes and 50 views😂😂😂😂 your drunk KZbin

[@asshatmcgee149]

Pineapples Duh Pretty sure it's gauged on ip's

[@lunabautista2992]

Pineapples Duh KZbin go home, you're drunk

[@stacey3587]

"AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WHAT THEY DID TO MY BABY POCAHONTAS" 😂 I'm ded😂😂😂

[@punprincess3214]

She looks like they threw a bunch of aboriginal fashion stereotypes onto her and said it was better, not bad but study what she actually wore

[@dansnell5774]

3:36 7. I will never know if they teach Black Magic in Africa.

[@sekhmet_revuwution2383]

Pat's laughter is contagious and makes me laugh. Keep being your bubbly self.

[@Oliviagarry69420]

I want that bra!

[@mysteriasparkz3286]

Dayum. Them dorito butterflies.

[@artsyscrub3226]

You dont like loft cookies? Im unsubcribing and reporting you. How dare you.

[@toasterstrudelfan1294]

I saw the cookie one and immediately started hyperventilating. LIKE YES I CAN MAKE THOSE DELICIOUS MOTHER FUDGERS AT HOME AND NOT SPEND MONEY ON SOMETHING I’LL EAT IN ONE DAY LIKE YAAAAAAAAAAAAS!! Then I thought it’s almost midnight. I’m about to wake up everyone with my laughter and almost died trying not to laugh then tried not to laugh at my self and again almost died. I was in a loop for a while.

[@iCharlee]

Okay that Disney princess thing was the most relatable thing I’ve seen all day😂

[@blitzinsystem346]

1:05 I’m dead. LMFAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@renmoore9592]

1: bald eagle 2: blue sour straws 3: me smiling happily with my significant other, 2 cats, and doge 4: a being with holes and irregular bumbs all over it's body 5: Slytherin 6: cherry wood with dragon heartstring *eight inch, slightly flexible*

[@andano4055]

When I first saw the Blunthesd tree snake I thought it said “Butthead” Tree snake. I am mildly disappointed but still amazed by this... beautiful creature XD

[@trinipopkt]

"I hope the homemade ones are better cuz I was never a fan of these" FINALLY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@threedicksonabench3141]

“Don’t smoke weed,kids.” The BLUNT head tree snake?

[@literallyagodactually9763]

2:39 This. This. I have hope. *sobs* I-I can feel again.

[@rabbiqa]

Lmao you're awesome. I was bummed out about something but you brightened my day. Still a little said but better than before.

[@dawsonhelf7922]

This is my favorite one out of these Late Night Tumblr Posts... PERIOD! -Double D

[@SunnyC.D.A221]

The hype bra ad, from the maker of crazy car dealership commercials

[@arthuradelaide1266]

Now that I am definitely sure who Chris Evans is And the "Asgardian" thing *I NEED THIS BRA*

[@kieranhawthorne5327]

Pottermore. Just make an account. Official quizzes that tell you your house, patronus, and wand. It’s all you need.

[@demon-kun7392]

OH MY GOD! I love loft house cookies! Truly game changing, I told my mum and she’s gunna find the ingredients. Fabulous!

[@tanorexic]

4:57 On Wednesdays we wear pink *ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK*

[@Grand_Master_Aries]

That last Tumblr post. Comedy gold and fucking priceless. Also. HOLY FUCKING SHIT A GUSHERS SANDWICH WITH FRUIT BY THE FOOT FOR BREAD! One of my many dreams has finally come true.

[@FREDgaming-qf2pz]

0:03 A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON

[@winter_baked_cookies1950]

Chris Evans *rolling on the floor* hahahaha

[@Lord_Cryptid]

I have read that last post so many times but having it read out loud is even funnier. Cheers to you sir

[@GeneralSquidNoises]

2:30 I ALWAYS LOVED THESE COOKIES STILL DO BUT I NEVER NEW THEIR NAME THANK YOU YOU ANGELIC CREATURE

[@ijustexistnchill]

I think I’m laughing a bit too much on the last one (the bra post) to the point where my mom asks if I’m crying.

[@IIBLANKII]

The real question is why did the physicist refer to himself as more than one person. Bob“Is light a particle or a wave” Bob,”well gravity can bend light so it must be a particle.” Bob, “moron, you forgot that light can also act as a wave. Remember, light can be affected by the medium it passes through. Refraction and diffusion. Wife: are you talking to yourself? Bob: no honey... I’m talking to the cat, and we came with a break through. Particle-wave duality is what I’ll name this paper.” (Wife leaves) Cat: you think she bought it? Bob: (looks at cat) most definitely Bob: (looks to his right) most definitely bob.

[@madam-mint]

1:14 Because Pat's laugh is the most wonderful sound. 1:52 Oh no... 2:03 (sigh of relief) I laughed so hard at this. Thank you, good sir.

[@scuffleswaffles2243]

These Videos of yours are my favorite thing to watch at 1 am

[@emmacipher105]

The last one made me fall off my seat laughing!!!