God is a Thug & Attacks the Show | Jason - Florida | Talk Heathen 02.35

[@nayR1972]

The more I listen to callers like Jason, the more i’m convinced that religion is a disease.

[@Bruujah]

Indeed it is. i would go so far to say it is the root of evil no doubt.

[@yichen1273]

and Merica is the nation of god, imagine that

[@chadwran8984]

It's a virus. A mental virus. Parents infect their kids and cycle repeats. Some people like myself, have always had antibodies to this b.s. I knew at 5 that is was a joke on morons.

[@petersmafield1494]

@Chad Wran isn't that what is called a "meme" I don't know if I spelled that correctly it wasn't even a word when I grew up and has only come into use in the past few decades as far as I know. I do agree with Religion being virus like and extremely dangerous. Religions are dangerous because even when people do not use religion as a weapon it still has that possibility built into the structure of all religions and the three most dangerous ones are Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

[@nathanielyates6347]

@@Bruujah atheism is brainwashing

[@Nunyabizn3ss]

Here is a man child who was bullied and has made up a fictional hero. He’s still playing the ‘don’t mess with me, my dad can beat you up’ game that most of us left in grade school. He is a narcissist, finding comfort in his personal delusion.

[@joyceano5354]

Exactly, this Jason guy is a pathetic loser.

[@cocolossal69]

About sums him up. I'd run a mile if I met someone like him. He'd fuck with your head so badly. Very unpleasant human.

[@Nunyabizn3ss]

@absolutely nothing out of nothingness Wait. To be fair, we need to remove all context and postulate a hypothetical circumstance?

[@rasta77-x7o]

Well it's either that or become a police officer and bully normal people for the rest of your life. That's what soft cock weak people do.

[@austinhernandez2716]

My mom's a narcissist and she sounds the same except with the vocabulary of a 12 year old

[@dorfus71]

I predict I would not like Jason if I met him.

[@Miss-Placed.1]

Uncanny. I made that prediction too 🤔

[@richardleeskinneriii9640]

I just had a thought. He is a young guy named Jason that lives in florida. Remote possibility; he is key cousin

[@jefftheriault7260]

Now you have to test your prediction.

[@freddan6fly]

You'll meet Jason on Friday the 13th.

[@jasonanderson846]

You’d better watch yourself, I’ve got the death sentence on 12 systems.

[@stonegarden5251]

“I haven’t been inconsistent yet.” He’s actually right. He’s been consistently illogical, irrational and delusional. Even rotten meat is consistent.

[@redwatch.]

Feed starving children, no I'd rather maim Jason's bullies.

[@cyansloth1763]

Sounds like a god ;)

[@LordOfThunderUK]

Feeding children??? What a mundane job for their god, better help Jason.

[@joshuaspector8182]

Guys, guys! He's from florida. :D

[@miller496]

Lol. Too crazy

[@peteralleyman1388]

@@kentonbaird1723 His call was Jason's attempt to not being bullied any longer. But I would be glad to perform a scientific experiment to test his claims and beat the shit out of him. In the name of scientific progress of course.

[@payton7000]

Me 2 minutes in: This sounds like it'll be a decent conversation. Me reading the comments: what the hell is about to happen?

[@starlaminde8436]

😂

[@davewaring73]

Yes, I'm just experiencing the calm before the storm myself.

[@kyleepratt]

I just got to what I assume is the real go time of the call after like 6 mins. We'll see I'm further shaken by the next 40mins 😅

[@kyleepratt]

10mins 30seconds in. I was wrong before. God merc'd a kid for you?

[@Ben-Rogue]

Caller; "These guys bullied me so I cut their break lines and God took care of the rest"

[@travisbull8233]

Ben Rogue brake lines is what you are trying to say

[@ossiedunstan4419]

I laughed so hard i cried ,fucking awesome. To travis full of bull, fuck of with the grammar nazi shit .

[@Johnniehaha]

Benders

[@gmansplit]

@@ossiedunstan4419 Your "i" should be "I," your comma after "cried" should be before the space and not after, and what you meant to say is "fuck off" not "fuck of."

[@randomviewer8974]

@@gmansplit Good grammar is important. Feel free to correct everyone who does not use proper grammar and punctuation (including me). I want to be grammatically correct as well.

[@freezoneproject567]

This guy is a sociopath. I would check for sabotage to his enemy's cars..

[@robertpreston2220]

The caller sounds more like a Laveyan Satanist where morals are Might is Right and who do curses that kill people for real which many times includes in car accidents

[@drekpaprika]

Exactly!

[@Xerion1]

Real talk.

[@johnmorris2170]

Yea, I have no doubt that he probably screws up the guy's car but thinks God told him too.

[@johnmorris2170]

@John Lorton as a mental Health professional in Ontario (1992 - 1997) I concur.

[@somepublic]

Jason: I like ice cream. Matt: So, you like ice cream? Jason: I never said that!

[@CristianML40]

😂🤣😂

[@LightHawkAlchemist]

LoL pretty much sums up the whole conversation

[@brucebaker810]

Lucky for ice cream. Jason didn't like a Pop Tart. And "something happened" to the Pop Tart.

[@CutThroatJuggalo]

@@brucebaker810 🏆 here sir, you deserve this.

[@brucebaker810]

@@CutThroatJuggalo Thanks. ;-)

[@Nickelini]

I predict that shortly after this phone call, Jason's nurse showed up and gave him his meds

[@TheSnoeedog]

and wipe the drool off of his chin. She helped him do up his shoes and dial the phone, but he can hang up and undo his shoes like a big boy

[@donnaprather1066]

😂

[@raycornejo9883]

I'm pretty sure this mf Jason hasn't taken his meds in a long time

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

And changed his diapers

[@thomash.schwed3662]

​@@digbycrankshaft7572And rocked him to sleep in his cradle.

[@10o.-.-_-.-o010]

Hey, an arrow. I better paint a target around it.

[@geraldodonnell2595]

LOL

[@Sondergirl1610]

"Predictions"

[@D-Pocalypse]

🎯

[@zedbout]

Jason's argument basically boils down to "I'm special! and no one will ever change my mind! Mom and God say so."

[@satie321]

Exactly, This is the mind of a child.

[@SunofYork]

Jason ..."My cat will never die coz god will not let it happen" I pray the Christian Believer's prayer, "Dear Heavenly Father who ignored the holocaust, please help me find my car keys . . . . Amen."

[@SunofYork]

@@satie321 and the voice of a child...his voice hasn't broken yet

[@shootingstar5359]

"Thou shalt not kill.... I'll kill them for you" - Old Testament God 💣💥🗡️🔫🏹⚰️💀

[@LordOfThunderUK]

Yes, KILL ALL humans on Earth minus one small family in a boat.

[@fukpoeslaw3613]

Not even that; "Kill all the (fill in some tribe) and don't forget the women, children including sucking babies, aaand... all the animals they've got." That's good ol' Jehova for ya.

[@MrFlibbleflobble]

So.... God is basically the ultimate universal killstealer?

[@shootingstar5359]

@@MrFlibbleflobble Let's not forget the separatist tribe who actually wrote the book and are ultimately the "chosen ones" behind these things.

[@michaelbernard9450]

Naw God does it both ways. He has them kill large groups of people for him, god will handle one or two guys who personally piss you off.

[@francoisona]

Conclusion? Mental health patients should not be given access to telephones on a sunday.

[@neutronpixie6106]

Isn't Sunday the sabbath? I thought he wasn't suppose to use the phone anyway. Man, he's just terrible at his religion, ain't he?

[@jameswest8280]

The sabbath is on Saturday.

[@reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116]

At some point I imagined him calling from a mental health facility...

[@jackthebassman1]

Leave them alone, it's fun 😜

[@editdebreceni3186]

@@reneoswaldogonzalezpizarro7116 who knows.. they have internet anyways🤔

[@Lambert1386]

Jason is just full of love after giving his life to the lord. He sounds dangerous.

[@anonymouswhiterabbit]

😂

[@drzaius844]

Dios mio, man.

[@erl7466]

religious charlatans can never just answer a question. there’s always an anecdote.

[@Julian0101]

+Atheist Madness Like you just avoided all the questions at the other commentary and just asserted BS with no evidence?

[@Julian0101]

+Atheist Madness Nop, that is what theist do (the comentary in question is in Athanasia P where you made mental gymnastics in order to avoid the answer and assert BS). You never answer questions. Actually instead of just giving me an example of how wrong i am, you just asserted (withouth evidence) that i lied. You just have proven ERL's point, "religious charlatans can never just answer a question".

[@Julian0101]

It seems i didn't explain myself well, when i said Athanasia P, i meant all the post users whom asked you questions, not just her claims (which you didnt answer). Everytime someone pointed out your circular argument you just claimed the same thing again and again. You avoided the slavery issue with your god. You did not presented evidence for god's existence and for objetive morality. You just kept claiming and claiming but never backed up your statement. I reject your premise "Objective moral values and duties do not exist unless God exists", you have to prove god exist, and that is somehow connected to moral values. Until then this premise is just false. You not only lie about god but lie about lying. I have proven my claims, prove yours. Or keep dodging the questions i dont care either way. Goodbye Liar Madness

[@Julian0101]

My "goal-post" was to prove you avoid questions and lie. Your circular argument of "Objective moral values and duties do not exist unless God exists" is still circular unless you answer my points (evidence for god's existence and evidence for objective moral values) I accept that the point about slavery being irrelevant only if you are not talking about the christian god (the only i know, for now, that endorses such action), otherwise is pretty relevant. You changed terms when questioned about objective morality to moral ontology (talking about shift the goal-posts) if there is any diference please describe it. Your premise 1 is still rejected, you are the one claiming it true, then prove it true, until then is a lie. (dont try to shift the burden of proof) Im dead right with my claim about god's existence, you cannot explain a mistery with a higher mystery, that is just dishonest. We explain the unexplained in terms that we understand. You are still a liar and dishonest. Goodbye Liar Madness

[@Valdagast]

"All you need to say is simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one."

[@powahrecords]

Best comment from Matt: “so God is your hit man” 😂😂😂😂

[@hoodatheist5549]

That was so good i came down to the comment section to see who caught it.

[@ericscaillet2232]

You hit us ,we hit you...erm he hits you 😒

[@leyrua]

@@nild9002 That's okay. I've decided to worship the Greek gods. He may have A hitman... but now I have a PANTHEON of them. 😁

[@defenestratefalsehoods]

Yes, god is a hit man with thugs. 2 kings 2:24 he dont care who it is. 😂😂😂

[@dianephipps1819]

Yes that was a great one, second best comment was, “You’ve got a nice soul, it’d be a shame if something happened to it!”

[@rogerbruce2896]

oh man, an atheist teaching a christian about his bible ROFL. Love Matt.

[@sitalamamasita2301]

I promise you Atheist know more about the bible than Christians and that is why they are Atheists.

[@christastempel5577]

@Nicolas Broszky, I am an Atheist, but I have a couple of problems with your post. You say that "...atheists who care whether scripture is true, will study it critically, while theists will just go whatever the fuck the pastor preaches...". You are making a statement about atheists and theists, as if YOU were god All mighty. Not ALL Atheists study 'scripture', and not ALL theists will go with whatever the 'pastor' is preaching. And how can you talk about what a pastor is preaching, when there are hundred and thousands of pastor preaching, and millions of sermons conducted. You then make a prediction about 8 cases out of 10, contradicting the Biblical story --- and all of a sudden YOUR prediction, is unlike the predictions made by theists? No your right, your predictions are even LESS likely. And Jesus wasn't a good guy? He was a horrible person if you read the Bible? What the f....are you talking about? Whether Jesus Christ existed or not, is irrelevant because he is symbolising compassionate love, and peace, and that is a quality of being, worthy to aspire towards.

[@jamesadair7085]

That's the only way some of them learn anything. They don't know anything about the bible!

[@christastempel5577]

@@tadiwadzino8225, I clearly read Nicolas comment 'properly'. And what is scary about quoting him directly? I know he didn't say "all atheists", I quoted him CORRECTLY, only you seem to be a bit confused Tadiwa. I said, not ALL Atheists study scripture...and not ALL theists will go with... so that was obviously in response to his generalisation, and hyperbole or not, is completely irrelevant. So please refrain from TELLING me, what I SHOULD have understood - that is just rude. Furthermore, I really couldn't care less if he was right about Jesus, or not, and I also don't give a fig about whatever is written in the bible. You should learn to pay attention to what is being said, before you blow yourself up, and enter into a self-righteous rave about nothing. To me, it only matters what Jesus Christ is SYMBOLISING, and that is in essence compassionate love, and that is a QUALITY worthy to emulate. Lastly, you don't know anything about me, so please keep your idiotic assumptions about me to yourself.

[@christastempel5577]

@@tadiwadzino8225, well Tadiwa, you talk so much crap, it is a travesty that you Tadiwa would include yourself in a community that cares about truth. You Tadiwa, only care about your hyperinflated ego, and being au contraire, for the sake of arguing about something that you Tadiwa, don't even understand. And I'm not going to talk to you about what Jesus symbolises, because I don't care one bit about your opinion Tadiwa. You don't listen Tadiwa - I stated very clearly that TO ME, Jesus symbolises compassionate love and peace, that's all. Why is it so fucking difficult for you to accept that Tadiwa? But here's another one for you Tadiwa, I couldn't care less about your bullshit, so go and argue with somebody who does.

[@Dontez82]

No sex + bullies - stable parenting = Jesus helps me predict the future.

[@jestermoon]

Amen to that 🙏

[@peachesinthecity4099]

If that calculation is true then God owes me some predictions

[@bms77]

@@jestermoon 😂😂😂😂

[@larrycarter3765]

Jesus is dead.

[@MathIguess]

No sex + bullies = Jesus helps me predict the future + stable parenting I understand the colloquial meaning of the equals sign and operations in this context, but I find it really funny to then play with such equations as if it's an actual equals sign and operators lol

[@mathiasrryba]

" I predicted what job I'll have" Did he get a job by pulling a ticket out of a blind bag or did he apply to jobs with a blindfold on? Lol

[@IamSuperEffective]

Lol exactly, I thought Matt would stop him right there. How on earth could he have predicted what job he would get? It must have been a supernatural force, not sending in job applications and going to job interviews

[@mathiasrryba]

@@IamSuperEffective must've been so problematic going to job interviews not knowing what job it's for

[@robsimpson7319]

Look he knew he was going to be an artist guys... A Bull$h!t Artist

[@shadwkeepr9107]

You know it's bad when the atheist talkshow hosts have to explain your own theology to you

[@philipinchina]

Happens at least once most weeks.

[@eamontdmas]

Apparently God has nothing better to do than wait for Jason to update his "book of enemies"!

[@abc456f]

God: Let's see...this week I'll create the universe and everything in it. Next week I'll take care of Jason's bullies. This guy is a sicko.

[@33melonpaws77]

I take a communion wafer... and EAT it! *scribbling madly into his death notebook*

[@Salwerth2822]

I used to read tarot cards. I did such a good job predicting what would happen to people that they refused to believe me when I told them I wasn’t doing anything supernatural. Even after I explained the symbolism of the cards, the psychology behind it, and how they were practically handing information to me on a golden platter, it didn’t matter. They just switched tactics and offered me money to do them. That’s when I had to put them away and I could no longer use them in the playful manner I had enjoyed doing. People want SO MUCH to believe in the mystical that they will convince themselves of just about anything. Not just that, but they will bypass the fantastic, awe inspiring, natural world around us in favor of these hollow, meaningless pursuits.

[@vichraev.5386]

The thick-headedness of the callers is just exhausting

[@RonnieD1970]

Jasons arguments are beyond Dunning-Kruger.... They are Freddy Kruger.....

[@kenbee1957]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ta13s93]

And yes, they do haunt my dreams.

[@hellshade2]

lol!

[@joyceano5354]

This Jason is like the Omen child-demon.

[@mrnajafproductions6144]

Brilliant 🤣

[@sle2470]

36:26 The nervous laughter says it all. He knew he got owned. "Pride goeth before a fall"

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

[@mungelomwaangasikateyo376]

Barz

[@mungelomwaangasikateyo376]

​@@digbycrankshaft7572 Barz

[@nocalsteve]

This was the exact argument I had repeatedly when I was a kid when I was trying to convince my mother that I had done my homework. No matter how much I told her I'd done it she kept wanting to see the evidence which I could never come up with.

[@fukpoeslaw3613]

You should've told her that with that stance she wouldn't be entering the Kingdom of Heaven.

[@ReleaseMyKrakken]

That punchline..... glorious... So... god's like your hitman.... LMAO

[@QuynhNguyen-zw8uv]

So he's basically admitted to physically maiming those guys he's had arguments with... hmmm i wonder if he would maintain this story in court?

[@hansj5846]

3 years later and Jason hasn't eradicated poverty by using his powers...

[@esobed1]

4 years now... and Jason still hasn't done crap. Just keeping you updated, Hans.

[@ruslanotarov9727]

@@esobed1 4 years and 8 days. Still waiting

[@esobed1]

@@ruslanotarov9727 😂 😂 😂

[@steveyuhas9278]

Jason just miraculously cured my headache! All it took was Jason praying and 3 iduprofen! Thanks J!

[@cadecannon159]

Because there are more pressing things like field goals and smiting unbelievers.

[@dickhitswater7486]

Seth andrews has a video up called "christianity made me talk like an idiot". This caller should watch it

[@VildhjartaFanGurl]

Love that video

[@jarrodconnolly9834]

Funny vid!

[@Jyotinanda108]

Hes not talking like an idiot, he IS an idiot

[@ThePunikaTV]

@@Jyotinanda108 You are right, Christianity made him an idiot. Thankfully he got out of Christianity.

[@smequals]

I had a bully when I was in high school. He bullied me pretty fiercely for over a year - slamming me against lockers, threatening me in many different ways, getting his friends to threaten me, etc. He dropped out of school, and was killed in a car accident. I can't imagine thinking that God somehow saved me from this bully. Not only would that be a monumentally horrible thing for God to have done, but how could I have the arrogance and be so self-centered to believe that God did that for me? Just blows my mind. But then I hear Jason speak, and I realize that there are some really arrogant and ridiculous people out there.

[@boostergold7431]

I think cops need to investigate these accidents and be sure it wasn't Jason cutting people's brake lines.

[@Ristofec]

I thought the exact same thing lol

[@CronoXpono]

@@Ristofec Also, gotta love ole dude saying that "you'd have to deal with consequences" if you do something immoral, as if a world creating megapowerful god wrecking two bullies is the superior position. XD Inherently silly!

[@RobGravelle]

I was so worried that Matt would insult Jason and suffer the wrath of Jason's God.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Matt better check the brake lines on his car before driving it.

[@annnoelanders3514]

@@scipioafricanus5871 🤣🤣🤣

[@JayJay-two]

Yep. Jason's god is his own personal hitman. As Matt said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alvarogoenaga3965]

"There is a possibility that the person who is fooling you is YOU" Matt "Tyson" Dillahunty knocked the guy down with just one punch

[@ericwood3709]

When psychopaths think God is talking to them.

[@jesperjee]

Or religious people as we call them.

[@neorich59]

Actually, Jason kind of makes the God of the Bible more believable. If someone crosses him, his God wreaks vengeance. Sounds like very Old Testament God to me! 😉

[@wesbaumguardner8829]

I wonder how many children and animals he had to sacrifice to gain such favor.

[@ericgranberg8893]

Or Chuck in Supernatural...

[@simonl1135]

@@wesbaumguardner8829 Undoubtedly a lot. Slaughter, cut into pieces, sprinkle the blood around and burn the chosen parts for "sweet savour unto the Lord" - from reading the Bible I remember this being God's favourite part of worship. He can be picky though and sometimes animals are fine (as long as there's enough gore), sometimes only specific ones and sometimes you gotta kill kids for him to be happy.

[@paulwence648]

I'm surprised they didn't put forth the option that Jason was cutting people's brakes.

[@snake_hole2886]

they probably called the cops after the show

[@gustercc]

Holy shit! I never relight thought about that! Lolz

[@jefferyb2898]

I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this lol. He obviously said he was violent before the christian thing, then amazingly two people who were mean to him ended up in accidents? Like WTF

[@D_skeptic]

Sigi, I literally started typing that exact comment before I saw that you had already said it.

[@paulwence648]

Dana - I hope Occam doesn't mind us using his Razor.

[@UnifiedMinds11]

I have a reason to believe Jason may have driven 2 people off the road. Then told everyone God handled it for him.

[@ernestosuarez9807]

Jason: I can make predictions. AXP: Make a prediction. Jason: Fire Engines are red. AXP: Thats not a prediction Jason: Sure it is. Me: Face palm

[@HappyHippieGaymer]

This should get more likes for how brilliant it is.

[@belisarian6429]

Come on, that is not prediction, give him some credit, it needs to be about future, something like "Tomorrow fire engines will still be red" :)

[@HipHopRepair]

I was scared everytime the picture lagged that god killed both hosts.

[@autumnlove7931]

GADDANG @HipHopRepair thank you for that Monday morning laugh!!!!!

[@kunedoman]

Nice response!

[@emanuelcif]

Woa. The balls on these two guys. You know what happens to the ones that mess with Jason. I hope they start taking the train instead of driving.

[@bdiddyp]

trains have accidents too...

[@mathijsbeaujean8378]

Jason's god (who is probably called Jason as well) would not mind killing a few dozen innocents to get to the people who bullied Jason.

[@andrewtallman1867]

God crashes the train, killing everyone on board, just to punish you for messing with Jason

[@johnbull1986]

@@mathijsbeaujean8378 yeah Jason's God is called Jason, looks like Jason and was seen loitering near the car of the guy who had the accident with a pair of pliers in his hand. Spooky.

[@lucy9698]

@@bdiddyp Lol my ex bf works with cargo trains.... some months ago they got a train on fire. Apparently it was just chugging along through the stations, on fire 😂

[@andydeon2202]

This has converted me to god. I need some people taken out and he's the cheapest option. (joke)

[@annnoelanders3514]

Good thinking! 😂😂😂

[@richrichy3015]

Watch this... I predict the screen will flash on and off around the 12:00 mark! 😱😨😵😲

[@ryanweston9677]

Richie Rich proof there is a God (sarcasm) 😂🤣 clever statement.

[@thefenixfamily]

LIGHT, DEATH, LIGHT, DEATH, LIGHT, DEATH

[@101perspective]

@Richie Rich... How did you do that!? Is that you God!? OMG, I'm saved! Hallelujah!!!!

[@quantumrobin4627]

Richie Rich just proved he is god. Fuck....

[@sealogic4552]

Proof there is a @Richie Rich

[@ancalites]

another Christian with dubious morals, what a surprise

[@fd3069]

I do not remember who said this but I heard this once "evil men will do evil things because they can, good men will do evil things when they are under the influence of religion"

[@ancalites]

@@fd3069 Sounds similar to the quote Christopher Hitchens used a lot: "There are good people who do good things, and bad people who do bad things; but for good people to do bad things, that takes religion."

[@sandakureva]

@@ancalites I think Hitch was quoting someone, but I can't think of who.

[@robertpreston2220]

This reminds me of when 3 christians I worked with hated their boss and did prayers for her to die and she was killed in an accident and the three of them strutted around for weeks saying "See prayer and god are real"!

[@GameTimeWhy]

@@robertpreston2220 I hope you called it in to the police.

[@Cellidor]

My favorite part was the part where Jason absolutely refused to honestly answer simple questions over, and over, and over again, trying to worm his way out of an honest conversation by answering questions that weren't being asked. Such a _nice_ fellow really, though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, thinks he has a deity as his hit-man. Seems to have a bit of a complex, that one.

[@bgh179]

Man, Jason made it almost six minutes before COMPLETELY flying off the rails.

[@MRayner59]

“I define morality as that which is preferable to one person and not preferable to another.” Wow. Aside from that self-serving notion being entirely inconsistent with what Christianity propounds in this regard, it’s a simply terrible means of determining what should be considered moral in a civil society. Jason is yet another theist who’s deeply confused about almost everything but nonetheless still believes with absolute certainty that he’s got all the answers.

[@larjkok1184]

Martin Rayner Haha! Yeah by his logic he must have already killed his neighbour and taken his car.

[@snatchadams69]

Religion makes you sound like an idiot..

[@condorman6293]

You are only saying that human well being is what you prefer. It's not really inconsistent with what this caller said. Colloquially, morality is used the same way you use it, but there's nothing inherent to the word that has that goal built in.

[@BenBarredo]

This caller is a total narcissistic asshole

[@dianeupshaw5337]

It's been about a year and a half since this call which means Jason gets to take every bad thing that has happened to you guys in that time and custom fit it to his "god is my body guard" prophecy lol.

[@jimmorgan8688]

Jason cutting peoples brake cables for Jesus. What a dork! 😆

[@TheDeven1000]

It was probably his mom lol

[@hawkesworth1712]

If I'm not mistaken, in his high school yearbook this caller was voted Most Likely To Die By Lethal Injection. He's not even borderline sociopath - he well on his way to psychopath.

[@I-AmTheLiquor]

By Jason’s moral standards his bullies were completely justified to kick his narcissistic ass. 👍🏼

[@NerdOutWithMe]

When you want to be right, no logical thinking is needed.

Things are true because I want them to be true.

[@brucebaker810]

When you're sure you're right, no logical thinking is enabled.

[@jaywellington9904]

My prediction is this guy will continue to troll others in the future.

[@luminitababoianu4334]

I believe your prediction to be true. Shall we start a religion of Jason the Troll?! :)))) You'd be the prophet, I'd be the first follower...

[@luminitababoianu4334]

Anyone interested in the words of Jay The Prophet?!

[@gustercc]

There's a religion about this!

[@visforvegan8]

@@lavertable how'd your prediction go? If it came true, you may be the true masiah we've been waiting for. All hail the Lavertable. Though I think maybe you should go by am easier moniker though. Don't worry after your death us followers will give you one.

[@ryanweston9677]

I hope his God causes him to be in an accident and he doesn’t troll anyone else ;)

[@johngolden5257]

I have the feeling that these early bullies still bother Jason so much that he sees bullies in anyone who disagrees with him. He is so personally disappointed in what he perceives as his early failure, he spends his life continuously trying to refight those early battles.

[@joshuanefdt192]

How on earth did this call go on for so long. He's so frustrating

[@kenbee1957]

When I saw 43 minutes And Matt in the video window......I thought my phone was broken

[@Ajinzem]

That's the concept of the show. If it was the Atheist Experienced, he would have been done way earlier. You can see Matt often looking over to the end call button, but resisting the urge because it's not his show.

[@ericscaillet2232]

@@Ajinzem ahhh,now it makes sense😉

[@hellshade2]

@@Ajinzem YUP!

[@rammsteinrulz16]

Why is it ALWAYS Florida?

[@javiermichel7097]

Well, when you live in a area full of crocodiles you need spiritual help to live normally around crocodiles.

[@iamthatiamiamthatiam2942]

rammsteinrulz16 I remember Anita Bryant.she spoke up against something, I can't recall what it was.

[@JokinJoe]

Trust me, I live in Florida and I am fed up with it.

[@laithtabet970]

Florida is like over 80% christian

[@andrewforeman-loe3935]

@@javiermichel7097 there are no crocodiles in Florida. There are Alligators. Not the same thing. Funny though.

[@johnlopperman2161]

"Things" happen to me daily, every day. For 86 + years. Must be god-thing.

[@IamAdoribull]

@coffee is a liar What the fuck? I'm 74 and have been doing internet stuff since it started! Old does not make us stupid!

[@annk.8750]

@coffee is a liar Do your mommy and daddy know you're on their computer? ....Y'see, that's what you sound like to us. The internet is a wonderful thing for those of us who are not out running around much these days. It's the middle of a pandemic, and we are all still keeping in touch. My late mother, when well into her nineties, was in regular email contact with a friend an ocean away with whom she had gone to kindergarten. She played games, looked up facts, identified birds, and took virtual tours of art museums around the world.

[@mikeinmelbourne9491]

I couldn’t understand one line of that guys “reasoning” - it made no logical sense. Q. Back up your claim A. I can’t

[@stdorn]

Sweet I didn't realize I'm psychic I went to school to become an electronic technition and got a job repairing electronics. I hadn't put 2 and 2 together and realized I'm physic.

[@jamessammon9726]

I’m surprised the caller didn’t see this coming!!😂

[@tombie8763]

He thought his Hitman would step in at anytime.

[@JMUDoc]

"If God says X is wrong and Bob says X is OK, is Bob incorrect?" A Christian would answer "YES" immediately.

[@LillyTheLonelySock]

But what if God says X is wrong and Jesus says X is OK? Or what if God says do X and Jesus says don't do X? What does a Christian say then?

[@Violent2aShadow]

I was laughing so hard at Jason that I got stomach cramps! OMG! Jason's prophecies really do come true!

[@elbuhdai605]

I wish I could have laughed. His irrationality was so absurd that I actually started getting angry which is very rare for me.

[@JeremyBancroft]

one thing I would have liked for them to ask is, what makes him so special? there are believers suffering all over the world from a variety of ailments and god does nothing to help them. -yet he has no problem striking down his childhood bullies.

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

Yep. Their narcissism and arrogance prevents them from seeing that. It's all about them.

[@101perspective]

Did Jason happen to mention he works at a brake shop and that it these were customers that upset him?

[@Sidistic_Atheist]

I'd worry that he's schizophrenic and is unknowingly exacting his own justice.. Scary ..

[@blatherskite3009]

Exactly. I predict that one day this guy will turn out to be like a modern-day Zodiac killer or something, and someone will look back at this video and realise, sh*t, that was *him*, wasn't it? :(

[@derGhebbet]

"He had an accident." "Uh-huh, what kind of accident?" "Y'see, I was just cleaning my axe..."

[@colleyhillary5032]

Very likely...thinks he is god.

[@CutThroatJuggalo]

Wouldn't surprise me because he is clearly exceptionally narcissistic.

[@psychlos21]

My blood pressure is going up watching this. I can't imagine what Matt and Jamie felt.

[@Mertly]

“You should go study scripture.” -Matt Dillahunty

[@BUGHUNTER6]

Honestly I was scared when he laughed. That came across as psychotic.

[@HappyHippieGaymer]

Started making sense at that point how “something physical” happened to his bully.

[@geoffallshorn5167]

"I predict that something unspecific will happen within a week." Something explicit happens. "It must be god!"

[@kwj171068]

There we go folks, God is Jason's hit man.

[@nothingnerdyNtertainment]

Something physical would happen. EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS PHYSICAL!

[@SaintD382]

Jesus said that everyone who believed in him would be able to do the same miracles he did, and even greater ones. (John 14:12) This caller says "I believe that if I follow the bible, the results it tells me will happen will happen." (2:54) So my question to him would be: "So you've raised people from the dead? Walked on water? Turned water into wine?" Because _that's what the bible says will happen._

[@Nancy20012]

This caller claims he is Christian and don't understand the first principle of Christianity, namely absolute morality that comes from god. How bizarre.

[@owenpardue7410]

Name one instance of absolute morality that comes from god.

[@Nancy20012]

Do not commit adultery

[@Nancy20012]

frankos rooni I am an atheist myself, but that does not change the fact that adultery is immoral for the Christian dogma as well as the other 9 commandments and a whole of other stuff from the bible. My initial claim was that I found the fact that the caller didn't know that strange, being a Christian and all.

[@broddr]

Atheist Madness, and yet the biblical god's 'moral' nature condones slavery throughout the Old and New Testaments. Including condoning slavery twice in the Ten Commandments that bible thumpers are constantly holding up as a source of absolute morality. Do you condone slavery? If not, how do you justify that moral position without grounding from an absolute from your god to back it up?

[@Nancy20012]

Atheist Madness Me I would agree with you. If you don’t have a set system of moral values you can’t talk about objective morality. One such system is Christianity. Another system could be a political regime . Totalitarian regimes of the past (and the present) have set such models of what is moral and right for the people. For example the communist regime of the USSR of the 80’s had set the standards of how a model citizen and person should be. Other than that the rest is just you following what is set in your system, believing that your system is the true and correct one etc. There are many positions and standards set in the Christian dogma that many people oppose to and don’t accept them as what they would consider as moral or right. But then again as I said outside the system that sets absolute moral values, it’s anybody’s opinion like you said.

[@ThePurbleKing]

Jason: "God gives me predictions" Matt and Jame: "If I make a prediction and it comes true, did God give me that prediction?" Jason: "No" What he really means is "Only I have this power, and I get to decide what morality is based on my whims and desires. If I want someone to have an "accident", God will make that happen... Definitely God. Not me."

[@ernestosuarez9807]

Why do i get the feeling that there are a bunch of missing pets in this lunatics neighborhood!

[@The1980Philip]

The guy is a troll who abused the fact that, unlike The Atheist Experience, Talk Heathen doesn't hang up on people.

[@rrpostalagain]

Dude may legit think he can tell the future

[@kickinitwithmydawg]

The1980Philip - If the hosts hung up on them, they (and the audience) would have never gotten to know about his future telling abilities and how god kills his enemies (or he does X( ) . It's evidence for the court in the future...I predict.

[@Houkiboshi713]

"I'm about to fulfill my prediction" Lmao💀💀💀

[@giorgiol77]

Best clip ever, no wonder why the editor uploaded such a long clip, thanks guys! All the love to you

[@darrylelam256]

So his predictions always come true, so he is a billionaire right? World famous maybe. No, didn't think so.

[@dulala2564]

Me before this call: 😊 Me during this call: 😒😫😱 Me after this call: 🍺

[@teresawhite9628]

Me too...and I don't drink..

[@iancastor69]

Good call!!

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@william perkins Way to find oneself in the Kingdom of God

[@lizzieh5284]

😅😅😅

[@guytheincognito4186]

The Caller; " I CaN SeE ThE FuTuUrE!!" -TFS Voice. 🤣 🤣🤣

[@Daylighter]

I think you guys just became a part of an episode of Florida Man without realizing it.

[@GaryIV]

One week later: "Matt Dillahunty and Jamie Boone found dead in fatal car crash"

[@jllamb88]

Creative Nothing 😂

[@romulus1969]

Brake lines cut with a note left behind that said god did it.

[@Jeremo-FD]

21:30 I love when Matt starts arguing a theist from a theist perspective and destroys them on knowledge of scripture.

[@stephanieconley3234]

I thought fortune telling was the devil's work. Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@LittleDays]

🚩🚩🚩 Matt: “What kind of thug ass god do you believe in?” Caller: “The one who did exactly what I said he would”

[@Dlroper95]

“I’ve frustrated you and now you’re trying to get rid of me”. Classic ignorant Christian belligerence

[@Multi1628]

~ Jamie and Matt - a year later, 2019, thank you for helping the mentally ill as they call in. I hope some of the callers get more personal, one-on-one psychiatric help after they speak to you all. Cheers, DAVEDJ ~

[@casparuskruger4807]

A Dillahunty classic moment: "so God is your hit-man?"

[@TheTrunchy]

Matt and Jamie is my favorite two-headed giant. Matt points right to the fallacies and questions at hand while Jamie walks you through deductive reasoning from your own perspective.

[@flyingdog1498]

A TRUE christian.

[@DougHershberger]

Yup, he's the only one who figured it out!

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

Only ©True Christians can tell the future

[@flyingdog1498]

True christians do not know the future from their ass in a corn field.

[@pastycayk1998]

True Christian

[@csnowutube]

A friend of my daughter came over years ago, claimed that he had prayed to Jesus for a car and within a few weeks, Jesus answered his prayer. After he left, my daughter explained that his grand mother had died and left him the car.

[@fedup2476]

I find it interesting how calm you guys keep it. I wouldn’t be as patient.

[@vichraev.5386]

Yeah, his cocky attitude made me want to ask god to involve him in an "accident"

[@Mafila]

Maybe it's just because I lived there for so long, but I have never encountered so many religious nuts as I have in Florida. Even one of my math teachers in public school was a young earth creationist who sincerely believed that Noahs Ark existed, people could live for hundreds of years, and the Earth is thousands of years old. She even spoke openly about it in class and asserted it as fact.

[@Nocturnalux]

Wow, how did Noah's Ark ever pop up in math class? This is so odd, in my corner of Western Europe not even religious school will teach you this young Earth insanity. In fact, religious content in religious schools is exclusively covered in religion class. It cannot be addressed in any other class.

[@logicn.reasoning9744]

Well at least she wasn't a geography or biology teacher.

[@notimportant3914]

@@logicn.reasoning9744 yes, I agree. Back in the 80s, when I was in elementary school (we had the same teacher all day teaching all subjects) when it came time to discuss evolution in our science books, she kept saying this was ONLY a theory. She was offended and so were a lot of students. I was truly interested and not raised with religion so was confused by it all but looking back and thinking about it now, I understand why we only spent about 10 mins discussing that whole chapter, I remember her stating that she had to go over it and it wasn't her choice nor what she believed.

[@logicn.reasoning9744]

Not Important. I'm sorry. That's truly sad.

[@notimportant3914]

@@logicn.reasoning9744 yes, luckily we went over it again later in middle school (jr. high) and it was kinda humorous to watch the religious students get upset by the info. They fully rejected it all and we spent a lot of time discussing religion that week at school. I live in Ohio, near the Bible belt so it's to be expected. The teacher said he was getting calls at home over the subject matter... gotta love the 80s, lol

[@anrose8335]

These thoughtful and patient interactions with insane people who think they are sane are priceless. Love the show!

[@eatfrenchtoast]

The show really is free counseling for religion victims.

[@JasonPullara]

I am ashamed of my name :(

[@MrBryant240sx]

You should change it to a anglicized Christian name, as if people in ancient Israel were named Matthew, Luke, John, Joseph....

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

Be thus redeemed thou mortal, Jason is a great character from the Heroes of Olympus series. Your name is cleansed

[@Goldarlives]

Go watch Friday the 13th part 7 and you’ll no longer feel bad about your name.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

Don’t feel bad Jason, you’ll always have your argonauts.

[@Puchuchi747]

No, dont be, YOURE ONE OF THE GOOD JASONS!

[@robertpreston2220]

This reminds me of when 3 christians I worked with hated their boss and did prayers for her to die and she was killed in an accident and the three of them strutted around for weeks saying "See prayer and god are real"!

[@musiqal333]

They're fucking monsters. They should be ashamed of themselves, but since they're religious, they have no shame.

[@robertpreston2220]

@@musiqal333 Sadly your right

[@musiqal333]

@@robertpreston2220 I know these religious types that act like that. Their overzealous need for "justice" drives them to think that their God is some moral thug that can beat everyone perceived as opposition into submission, or death.

[@jeannettehope670]

Why I am not a christian.

[@SnakeWasRight]

These people are so unbelievably narcissistic. He actually believes that God not only corporally punished his bullies, but that he turned the wheel or cut the brake lines and got OTHER PEOPLE involved in a wreck, damaging their cars or bodies as well.... just because this guy is soooooooo special.

[@charlidog2]

Morality: helping is better than hurting. If you have another description, then we're not referring to the same concept.

[@FormerHumanX]

Some people have an itchy trigger finger. Matt has an itchy hang-up finger. His finger must have been going wild for about 35 minutes worth of this call.

[@davidhatcher7016]

yup true good.

[@yanks4602]

Mine was too lmao 😂

[@kayomholt-montague7661]

I think Matt did really well with this interview, which would have found me cursing, swearing, shouting and totally losing my shit! Great work, Matt! I do not understand how you can get through these calls as well as you do - but keep it up!

[@mickaymiller9622]

Kay Omholt-Montague The hosts allow the irrationality too much time; after 5 minutes, I’d have pity for us listening and move on. Mostly they seem to be flogging a dead horse.