God's Not Dead - ralphthemoviemaker

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Josh Wheaton (Shane Harper), a Christian college student, enrolls in a philosophy class taught by Professor Jeffrey Radisson (Kevin Sorbo), an atheist, who demands that his students sign a declaration that "God is dead" to get a passing grade. Josh is the only student in the class who refuses to sign and is then required by Radisson to debate the topic with him, with the class members deciding who wins.
Radisson's girlfriend, Mina (Cory Oliver) is a Christian whom he often belittles in front of his fellow atheist colleagues. Her brother Mark (Dean Cain) is a successful businessman and atheist who refuses to see their mother, who suffers from dementia. Mark breaks up with his girlfriend, Amy (Trisha LaFache), a left-wing blogger, when she is diagnosed with cancer. A girl named Ayisha (Hadeel Sittu), whose family (especially her father) are strongly devout Muslims, is secretly Christian; when her father discovers this, he throws her out.
Radisson gives Josh 20 minutes at the end of the first three lecture sessions to argue that God exists. In the first two debates, Radisson has counter arguments for all of Josh's points. Josh's girlfriend Kara (Cassidy Gifford) breaks up with him, fearing that standing up to Radisson will jeopardize their academic future. Ultimately, it comes down to the third and final debate between Radisson and Josh, who again both make compelling points. Josh then halts his line of debate to pose a question to Radisson: "Why do you hate God?" After Josh repeats the question twice more, Radisson explodes in rage, confirming he hates God for his mother's death that left him alone despite his prayers. Josh then casually asks Radisson how he can hate someone that doesn't exist. In the end, Martin (Paul Kwo), a foreign exchange student whose father had encouraged him not to convert to Christianity, stands up and says "God's not dead." Almost the entire class follows Martin's lead, causing Radisson to leave the room in defeat.
After the final debate, Josh invites the newly born-again Martin to attend the Newsboys concert that is in town. Radisson reads a letter from his late mother, and is moved to reconcile with Mina. Amy confronts the Newsboys in their dressing room, only to admit that she wants to get to know God. While on his way to find her, Radisson is struck by a car and fatally injured. Reverend Dave (David A. R. White) finds him and guides him in becoming a born-again Christian as he takes his last breath. Mark taunts his mother, who turns the tables on him and tells him that the devil has helped him to succeed, to keep him from turning to God. Before the final song, the Newsboys play a video clip of Willie Robertson congratulating the 'young man' who successfully defended God against his professor. The Newsboys then play their song "God's Not Dead", dedicating it to the same person Robertson commended.

[@gooddoggy6631]

…wouldn't it be ironic if the person who ran the Atheist over was texting their friends about Christianity, like the movie said to do. Don't text and drive, kids.

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

Good Doggy Cool name

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

HA!!!

[@unlikelysalmon786]

Caleb Lang "Two points!"

[@siriusbarry2308]

You're actually pretty close. If I remember correctly, the suit who left the cancer chick because she got cancer was the one driving the car. At the end of the film, it shows him getting the text from someone at the concert. I think that's after he he hit the atheissimo, though.

[@SophSophSoph298]

Good Doggy and drink you don’t

[@3ternals0ul25]

...The Room had a much better cancer subplot. And it was dropped and forgotten after the first sentence.

[@matthew1882]

3ternal S0ul The Room is a work of pure art

[@slepptheidol5266]

Matthew De Bie The only true oscar winning film. "Ah deet newt heet her, I did nawt".

[@fortblocks]

I got the results of the test back. I definitely am a troll.

[@loganoates6683]

So, how's your sex life?

[@Sheik676]

Don't your breasts have cancer?

[@renno2679]

He looks so peaceful listening to alex jones

[@braylonbowen2058]

Alex Jones is best ASMR

[@exgn0cksgames214]

Alex jones *IS* the best wifu for relaxation

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

@@braylonbowen2058 **alex jones whispering in your ear** "the tap water is turning the frogs gay"

[@gort1863]

"How could you hate something that doesn't exist?" person 1: Wanna watch a Superman movie? person 2: Nah, I hate Superman.

[@Juanter]

That's different, nobody is claiming Superman is real, but a lot of people are claiming that god is real, but present no evidence. So the existence of a god, to atheists, is very unlikely, so when people say we atheists "hate god" it doenst makes any sense

[@gort1863]

HunterGames. That comment was a joke, but, it makes sense in my opinion. You can hate something that doesn't exist, whether you belive it does or not, you are still more than capable of disliking something, or maybe just disliking the concept of it. In the case of God, you can hate him based on what bible stories have conveyed regarding his character, or the way he treats his "children". You can still see God as a character of some sort, ergo, you can hate him. But that's just my opinion.

[@Juanter]

I knew it was a joke, but its an "argument" that i see a lot of religious people say to atheist, but yeah, you can hate god as a fictional character, i guess

[@gort1863]

HunterGames Ye

[@canismo763]

HunterGames. The man made a great joke, don't try to change it.

[@Chris-ef4iq]

Obviously you don't need a movie to prove God's not dead... WE HAVE CHARLES FRICKING STILES!

[@tewigaming2537]

Chris B We have Jason Bourne

[@jadennavarrofilms2377]

What?

[@hunter2769aa]

Good good got it great good

[@dennisthedarklord9856]

R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@foxerboxer2123]

Charles Stiles, Deity Diner. We're here to prove that God is not only not dead, but immortal beings can not die, especially when Christianity and Catholicism, and Judaism and Protestantism, etc., make up one of the top 5 religions.

[@spencercowan8862]

I'm a Christian. This movie is so extremely flawed. How in the world did this get a sequel?

[@jonathanwitte6808]

+Spencer Cowan sequel is better

[@Ryusuta]

+Spencer Cowan Because Christian movie makers have a lot of cash and an incredibly idiotic fanbase.

[@jonathanwitte6808]

And your basing that idea off of what? Dora?

[@floraposteschild4184]

Because a whole lot of people went to see it -- its box office was $62.6 million on a $2 million budget. Churches were organizing tour buses to get people to attend. Maybe I missed it, but I haven't seen one prominent Christian coming forward in the media to denounce films like this. Or one church member publicly objecting to the tours.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

They never managed to explain themselves in the first one. But I am not too hopeful ...

[@RocMegamanX]

Kevin Sorbo(the atheist teacher) was in the show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. He played Hercules. A DEMIGOD. A DEMIGOD playing an ATHEIST. I'm...um...I'm at a loss.

[@germanvisitor2]

Christian Bale was Batman. Jared Leto was the Joker (somehow). Willem Dafoe was the Green Goblin. In American Psycho Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) kills his colleague Paul Allen (Jared Leto) with an ax and a police detective (Willem Dafoe) investigates Paul Allen's disappearance.

[@elisereamer2462]

If everyone except the one Atheist is a Christian, and the Atheist got hit by a car, then that means a Christian did a hit and run. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@charmanderfan1]

Yes

[@beyondviolet]

Yeah but he's going to heaven so who cares. The driver basically did him a favor according to the other Christians

[@funnymeme1847]

“It’s all according to god’s plan” -Christian extremists

[@bernardocarneiro1982]

Genius

[@God_Help_Me11]

It was Buddha dummies

[@June28July]

The atheist wasn't even actually an atheist. He was an angry Christian.

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

June28July They couldn't even get that part right!

[@kostus_vods]

June28July or a satanist

[@autumnramble]

He's not, he's Hercules and he's still mad at his dad.

[@ambskater97]

DISAPPOINTED

[@sarahperkins6421]

I'm genuinely curious about what that actor's atheist friends thought of his horrible portrayal of them, assuming they remained friends after seeing the movie.

[@mickeymouse12678]

The trauma that caused my atheism was when I dropped my ice cream cone. The pain still haunts me.

[@breezeblocks742]

For me I just realised how stupid it was

[@itsmebeter3538]

Guru Laghima my trauma was more tramatic, i broke my xbox one

[@itsmebeter3538]

Anglo Del Sol yeah that was part of mine

[@Test-zd4mp]

Undead Fred87 jeez!

[@itsmebeter3538]

just kidding it was a lot of consideration and thinking

[@heathermasonfan]

I like how the "athiest" professor literally believes in God the whole time, he's just angry at God. This movie is so idiotic

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

It seems the kind of evangelical Christian who makes movies like this simply cannot wrap their minds around the concept of someone not believing in god. In their worldview people either love god or hate god, and people who hate god are “atheists” because it’s simply impossible to genuinely believe god doesn’t exist!

[@raccooniusheisterius2270]

This movie is just an insult to people who aren’t christian moms that browse facebook and share minion memes

[@original3981]

@@objectclassketer9308 %1000

[@livingroomrat3224]

how can I give a comment multiple likes?

[@javiermolina9558]

@@livingroomrat3224 you make other profiles

[@jonablob117]

Other than the minion thing, that's my conservative christian mother right there.

[@B-Durry]

lol that was basically all of them on facebook when this movie came out

[@bruhe_moment]

Honestly, I don't think the detail about the professor having a microphone was intentional, even if it does work as subtle symbolism.

[@sweettea-ms7ex]

Yeah me neither. Also when I saw your username I laughed hard. Like harder that I should of. I hope you get to the Grand canyon and as a final peace of advice, don't get stuck in the chocolate pipe Augustus.

[@FF-iz4su]

The fucking thing isn’t even plugged into anything

[@sherrynoff]

@@FF-iz4su RELEASE THE DRONE

[@nurse425]

@@FF-iz4su Oscar Worthy, #OSCARWORTHY! Also, some Shush Concerns!

[@scj6693]

a man, a man

[@heyitsnikki5078]

Once I saw this movie and I said I didn't like it, and then a girl told me "then you don't believe in God" :/

[@ttv0]

You like bad films or you're a baby eating devil worshipping atheist

[@themightycaolf6549]

Man, I shoulduke bad films then, that sounds awsome.

[@heyitsnikki5078]

Offensive Phenomena k

[@mario167100]

I'm sorry but tell that girl that if she liked the movie, then she's making him cringe. If he existed

[@heyitsnikki5078]

Now she's into musical.ly aaaaaauuuuugh

[@dailygeek1334]

Atheist: **dies brutally in a car accident** Christians: 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

[@user-op8gr5xe9o]

“This is a gift”

[@Ethan-td1wq]

"What happened here tonight is a cause for celebration"

[@dallassteel625]

This comment chain is GOLD, my friends! 😂🤣

[@o.d.strange4972]

Jesus was a huge fan of schadenfreude

[@BasileosHerodou]

"God's plan is wonderful"

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

Younger sibling sees older sibling doing something "bad", but doesn't decide to use it as blackmail? Yeah, movies unrealistic and terrible.

[@tewigaming2537]

Comic Sans MS true as fuck

[@masonw536]

Comic Sans MS hey a comment not hating on christians.

[@adambrien896]

Comic Sans MS It would make sense if the child was a deaf, blind, and missing the critically thinking sections of their brain.

[@CZPC]

Because hed just beat the shit outta him

[@-internallyscreaming-1661]

Comic Sans MS m Am I the only one who has a little sister that would never do that to me? Y'all have unhealthy sibling relationships.

[@hayden829]

(Gets hit by car) -Christian dude “it’s a gift”

[@wyattmilliken3320]

@Xyre154 *gets raped by husband* Christian pastor: it's how god works

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Imagine if Jew did the same to Christian, and he would say "Thats for worshiping Christ"

[@lightningbolt4419]

@@AxenfonKlatismrek jews don't believe in punishment for not believing. thats probably what a muslim would do

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

@@lightningbolt4419 I know, i just made this up. for fun

[@lightningbolt4419]

@@AxenfonKlatismrek OK

[@nachosNipples]

If i texted my friends just the phrase, "God's not dead", i think they'd call immediately with concern.

[@-..-_-..-]

my friends would save it in snapchat bc they know I've never done anything in my whole life but shitpost

[@amala1333]

Imma do this now

[@nachosNipples]

@Cat Egorical fr no one should ever say that

[@Allonsy305]

My aunt did after she watched this tripe and I was BEYOND confused bc she typed it in all caps and sent it around 11pm

[@nachosNipples]

@@Allonsy305 she dead ass watched this whole thing?

[@Mibit911]

Dude gets hit by car. WE MUST CELEBRATE THE BLOOD FILLING HIS LUNGS. TIME IS UPON US

[@God_Help_Me11]

*does the orange justice*

[@santacruiser2214]

blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne

[@teddythekingofbears]

What happened her tonight is a cause for celebration.

[@Mibit911]

THINK ABOUT HIS JOY IN HEAVEN. WHO CARES HIS MEAGER BODY SHIT ITSELF ANS IS COLLAPSED IN THE STREET. THIS IS GLORIOUS NEWS!

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@santacruiser2214 Jehovah is suddenly Khorne apparently

[@chickencurry420]

The one atheist in the whole movie said he hates God because he took his son, meaning he believes that God took his son. He believes in God which means he's not an atheist, by definition. So he's the one atheist in the whole movie. He's such an "accurate" atheist. Even though he's not even an atheist at all

[@theradicalreviewer6053]

Hes a misotheist

[@haydenv9611]

I’m atheist because I’ve never seen anything that proves god is real, my argument has always been what is more reasonable, billions of years of evolution or a man in the sky that grants wishes?

[@haydenshores7252]

Fucking facepalming so hard...

[@matiaspereyra9375]

You are allowed to hate someone that doesnt exist. You can hate Vader Voldemort or the Joker. Doesnt matter. Just like you can love God whether or not he exists or not. All that the ending proves is that Radison has bias. This would maximum prove that he thinks God is real and is therfore a pitiful misotheist disguised as an atheist for justification. Not that God actually is real

[@tatianabacca2191]

@@matiaspereyra9375 The difference is that he hates God because God took away his son. A fictional character like Voldemort can be hated for what he does in the books or. movies. But since Voldemort isn't real, no one can hate him because he killed their son. Voldemort doesn't have any power in reality. The professor is not an accurate atheist because he has to believe God has enough power in his life to take away his son.

[@CitizenDuarte]

"What happened here tonight is a cause for celebration" Someone just got hit and killed by a car. How the fuck is this time for celebration?

[@Cartoonist8000]

Buddy Duarte Because he was a big bad atheist who finally saw the glorious light of God! Praise him! This is probably what the writers intended.

[@IronicTB]

No, no, it's fine... it was just an atheist.

[@eatmywords]

Remember, subtlety.

[@DefecTec]

Buddy Duarte They think he's with god or some shit.. If those ppl weren't hired to say that shit I'd be killing thousands of cringe-ian extremists like in the film.. :P

[@aperson4640]

Because god has a plan for us all. And his plan for that Atheist was to kill him prematurely for opposing God. That's what Christianity is all about right? Crusading against those different than you and murdering the crap out them.

[@tthegotten3631]

"What happened here tonight, is a cause for celebration." He says as he stands next to a dying man that had just been struck by a car

[@tthegotten3631]

Reagan McNeely we can only hope

[@NegativeKoala]

Reagan McNeely Why would it matter? HE STILL GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR and the guy says "Cause for celebration" That line may have personally insulted my intelligence even more than anything else in this movie

[@JayPuma186]

"What happened here tonight is a cause for celebration." "Well I'm going to celebrate by inviting some paramedics and police officers, and give them the plate of that party member who left early so he can come back."

[@Jrez]

I am sure he meant it that way in a sort of grateful addict way, that had he never been hit by a car he wouldn't have found jesus so to the believer it is actually the best thing that happened in his life.

[@aberrationeech.1838]

ikr wtf

[@cameroncasimir7069]

I'm gonna say this now... The Prince Of Egypt is the better movie. Period.

[@elizabethklemm7391]

Cameron Casimir The Prince of Egypt set the bar incredibly high. I’m also a fan of “religious” movies that talk about hypocrites in the higher-ups (Les Miserables, Hunchback of Notre Dame...kind of a recurring theme with Victor Hugo huh?), and one that explains flaws in the church (Philomena).

[@herlocksholmes-uv5qw]

Prince of Egypt is a golden gem and doesn't deserve to be compared to this garbage; Prince of Egypt actually has a soul

[@chrissonofpear1384]

It is a genuinely GOOD movie. Now, It may STOP the narrative at Exodus, and before all the weird or disturbing stuff in Canaan and elsewhere, but it tells a full story, and well.

[@thelaziestidiot6166]

Christans in this movie: hey harass this one atheist until he believes in god even when they are on the edge of death. This movie is a horrible representation of both christians and atheists.

[@spiritbx1337]

Remember, he WASN'T an atheist, he still fully believed in God, but was just mad at him, which isn't what an atheist is.

[@v0id_d3m0n]

AND Muslims

[@v0id_d3m0n]

Just completely out of touch with reality

[@christhe5614]

Truthhhhhhh

[@christhe5614]

It's funny how these movie is the opposite of how I have experienced it I'm no going to say what I am but man does it feel like I meet more nice atheists then god believers

[@MistaHahn117]

Around 4:15 She was totally throwing shit because she was frustrated with not being able to fake cry :^)

[@vf3d]

She was able to produce a lot of saliva though.

[@Matt-wu3rf]

Her mouth was gross AF.

[@mse5842]

It Tommy Wiseau crying style (The Room)

[@knocknockify]

FlaMasker YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

[@starisesun7692]

Lmfao ikr

[@freyastuchbery7130]

When someone wants to make a religious movie, they should consider the greater meaning of their film. If all it amounts to is "I LOVE JESUS", then they need to rethink it a lot. In Prince of Egypt, religion serves the narrative of the broken bond between two brothers, who must try to do what's right for their respective peoples. In Hunchback of Notre Dame, religion represents a kind of power to accept and be kind to all people, and it examines the fact that powerful people can manipulate religion to exclude and to fear. In God's not dead, the greater meaning isn't just "I LOVE JESUS"... It's "I LOVE JESUS, AND IF *YOU* DON'T THEN YOU'RE A *SINNER!!!* "

[@bobjones2959]

That's the problem. Most of the time the people who make these typical "Christian Mom" films aren't interested in film-making or storytelling, they are interested in pushing an ideological perspective and narrative, which inevitably results in the films they make becoming propaganda rather than blockbusters, intentionally or not.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

My two fucking favorite movies!

[@bbbabrock]

If the thrust of this movie was just "I love Jesus" it would still suck, but it would be a way better movie.

[@beezy5628]

Jack Stuchbery The Twilight Zone has many religious themed episodes and they’re all great as the religion is a subtle plot device! It’s just a part of the narratives to tell the greater message.

[@BostonMBrand]

Honestly though. Why not make a movie that celebrates all religions or at least a general respect of the idea? I honestly find that movies about finding the faith or even losing the faith and becoming a more independent thinker to still be way more interesting because they reflect on how characters grow and evolve

[@Lubo163]

We watched this in religious ed and i was the only one laughing for the entire thing and the girl beside me was giving me death stares

[@deanwrubel5730]

I was that kid back when i went to church

[@Jayshiver]

You guys too? Lol i broke down laughing at the “crying” scene and about 40 eyes just started staring at me and some idiot girl next to me said “it’s not funny she has cancer!”. I just ignored her and kept laughing. I got sent out of the class over and over again that day but I didn’t stop laughing

[@rambunctiousrecruit6088]

The acting in this movie was so bad that I got kicked out of the room for laughing too much

[@sonicghost8845]

I just loathed it and started doing homework during it and the people next to me were wondering what I was doing.

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@sonicghost8845 you know a film is horrendous when you get bored enough to get entertainment from your own goddamned homework.

[@Jelloitsme]

"The car could've killed you instantly, but it didn't and that's a gift from the god you don't believe in" "his ribs are crushed and they're filling with blood" So, that was more of a big fuck you than a gift to the atheist by making him die slower, right? Haha

[@whodatninja439]

it is a vengeful god

[@winterlarsime9938]

Who Dat Ninja obviously Old Testament God stepped in last minute and said "LET HIM DIE SLOWLY"

[@uberd3323]

Frankie, It's somewhat ironic that you seem to frame yourself as some sort of innocent christian, yet have a profile bio describing your nutsack

[@PurpleIndigoChannel]

Frankie, I think he was just making a funny...

[@Jelloitsme]

I'm a judeo-Christian bc of family (maternal side is Jewish, paternal side is Christian), but I'm just a teenage girl trying to figure out the world for myself. So, taking the time to analyze things I was brought up believing in just allows myself to have thoughts of my own. Whether someone agrees with my opinions or not is up to them, but I feel like the movie didn't give people the freedom to think for themselves due to the writing (they wanted people to think about certain people in certain ways). I hope that made sense but I'm tired rn so I can only make so much sense.

[@Ryusuta]

Why does this have so many dislikes? From what I can tell, he made a series of incredibly good points.

[@joshuawaldrop4117]

Butthurt evangelicals

[@Ryusuta]

Joshua Waldrop Good point.

[@Ryusuta]

***** Kappa

[@lachaineakeli4682]

+Robert Maeshiro You just have shitty tastes.

[@Danah38]

+Robert Maeshiro so i guess you enjoy stereotype the Muslims because every Muslim does that, are they?

[@vee7845]

The perfect metaphor for how poorly researched this movie is is how the film makers had Aishia wear a headscarf but gave her short sleeves, which is a violation of the hijab. It's so transparent that they did not care enough about the cultures they're representing to invest any time looking at even the most basic parts of them.

[@noreski435]

I thought that exact same thing

[@ComedyLoverGirl]

Also...Aisha? That's literally the MOST stereotypical Muslim woman's name ever, almost like naming your Muslim guy Muhammad. None of the characters in this movie are people, they're all just straw men and cardboard cutouts.

[@sorayaalcyone2726]

Lol, like facts would of stopped them.

[@lindsayp9544]

@@michaelsands442 To be fair, people don't stone their children for misbehaving anymore. That was a product of the time. Aside from that, I'd say your comment was solid.

[@franzosisch5965]

@@michaelsands442 Your using Judaism rules and putting them with Christianity. Learn about the topic before posting. Like reading the Bible.

[@mosuthra4563]

This is why the only christian films I'll ever watch are the veggietales films

[@AllThingsEntertaining]

Let's be real, those were some heat.

[@morrison3423]

EXACTLY

[@helloill672]

Prince of Egypt too

[@thegoodprince3264]

I will always fight for films like Hacksaw Ridge, ones that depict the way Christians, and really all people should act; with humility, kindness, and pure goodness.

[@SuperTigger1999]

what about the christian snuff film that is passion of the christ

[@malenodonaghue9868]

"This is not a movie. This is just propaganda. And I can't even say I hate this movie. Cuz how could I hate a movie that doesn't exist." Damn.

[@ThePi314Man]

@Torba crybaby

[@ThePi314Man]

@Torba because theist's are never smug, right?

[@ThePi314Man]

@Torba uh huh, sure

[@dogeposting640]

@Torba I don't know that I'd be playing the holier than thou card when you've a racist Asian video uploaded.

[@silkstar4206]

@Torba oh my god what the fuck are you actually saying

[@LabMatt]

"A man just died in front of our very own eyes!" "This is the happiest day of my life!"

[@SpectraVondergeist66]

Nice profile pic. 👍

[@Cephalo_People]

I love your pfp

[@spiritbx1337]

What happens when you are in a death cult.

[@reillymcwriting]

spiritbx1337 stop calling Christianity a death cult dude. We are persecuted against as much as a lot of other religions. In for example middle eastern cultures or North Korea we are hunted. Just because there are a few bad people in our religion does not mean you, with your oh-so-coy axew profile picture and your funny Sechs number of 1337. You didn’t come here to debate religion. You came here to gain attention, and to troll, and to be so cool and edgy for not liking Christians. Hey everyone! Look at this man! He is so interesting and amazing because he doesn’t like Christians! What’d be cooler and more interesting is if you didn’t like sports! Do you know how interesting and intelligent you are because you don’t like Christians? You are so amazing! You’re no Douglass Adams. You’re just an asshole. I hope you live a long painful life making fun of Christians, maybe lots of people who have other religions, and realizing that while you believe you won’t be punished in the afterlife, you realize that you have no friends besides clones like you, who represent the worst of atheism.

[@williamthechild4703]

DJCosmic yo dude chill out

[@TheAndrewj96]

That one subtle thing you mentioned? With the teacher deliberately not giving the student a microphone? I'm willing to bet that was completely unintentional on the part of the director. There's no way that was put in there on purpose.

[@JohnRobenault]

Nah, it was probably intentional... They must've done *something* right.

[@nexaentertainment2764]

It's less about the "subtly" of the message, and more about not having totally fucking garbage framing and set design for a brief moment. At least to me

[@Gorbgorbenson]

I think part of it was that it looked like a mic that was attached to something, so itd be hard to give it to him.

[@robertkirton5315]

TheAndrewj96 df

[@philipsalama8083]

Most university lecture rooms I've been in have a mic on the lectern. I think that it was just there already, in whichever uni allowed them permission to film on the premises.

[@stalecheeeto]

man: literally murdered in a hit and run accident some guy: what happened tonight, is a cause for celebration

[@FlareJollyDragoness]

Ah yes, having someone murdered by getting hit by a car is a sign of a celebration. Totally makes perfect sense. 👌

[@skritrit28]

This movie would be much more appealing if they replaced Christianity with communism and set it in soviet Russia.

[@skritrit28]

MateoCRESCIMBENI The sensational new movie by the USSR

[@ferdiacloherty184]

In mother russia movie watches you

[@cba976]

I AM FULLY ERECT AT THE THOUGHT

[@cba976]

ПОЗВОЛЬТЕ ПРЕДВАРИТЕЛЬНО

[@skritrit28]

Xonk Law We all are

[@alexanderchippel]

I'd like to see a Christian movie where, four years after the rapture, Jesus must hunt down the Anti-Christ (someone who wants nothing to do with the battle of good and evil) and convince him to help him take down Satan and help him avoid the path he's destined to take. It's like Mad Max, but with Jesus.

[@creedohler8526]

they did that in american dad

[@alexanderchippel]

Doodle Bug Kind of. In theirs, they made the Anti-Christ the bad guy. In mine, the Anti-Christ would be a neutral party that doesn't want to be involved. He could even have a back story about how he's jealous of Jesus because everyone loves him and he can only do good, whereas he (The Anti-Christ) can only cause death and destruction, something he doesn't want to spread.

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Alexander Chippel I would pay to see that movie.

[@alexanderchippel]

Dankus Memus​ Yeah. I'm working on the script now. It's set somewhere in South Eastern Nevada.

[@gorkaaustin5306]

Alexander Chippel Please send me a copy.

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

I'm a Christian and hate these films. They're truly a disgrace to anyone they depict and anyone involved.

[@TheVolginator]

As an atheist, these films are genuinely offensive. Ultimately I couldn't care less what you want to believe, is that so bad? Kevin Sorbo says yes

[@JerseyDevils21]

@Elijah Cook, same this movie sucks

[@herlocksholmes-uv5qw]

I'm a christian aswell and dude I hate this movie so much ¡^¡

[@linnrain5549]

I agree. Jesus used subtle and simple parable to pass on moral ideas... but the moral ideas were hidden in the stories so that people who wanted to could seek them out. He never just threw the message of a story right in your face (unless someone asked). The obnoxious nature that the moral ideas and messaged are shoved down the audiences throat is exactly the opposite of how it was done biblically...

[@thepopo592]

Elijah Cook this movie blows major ass

[@lasagna312]

I'm an atheist and I can say that I don't hate God, I simply don't believe he exists. I didn't become an atheist because some traumatic event happened in my life, I became atheist because I started to think more critically about the Bible and realized that there was a lot of stuff in it that didn't fit in with my perception of the world. That's it. I'm not some spiteful person that is going to try to deconvert every Christian/Muslim/whatever. I don't care what people believe, just as long as they are good people.

[@06hatter]

religious belief precludes someone being a good person though. congrats on getting it right i guess, but you aren't militant enough. have a good day!

[@JamTaylor69]

it absolutely does not simply being religious does not = good

[@leetlc441]

@@06hatter I would argue being religious makes one evil and more likely to be a piece of shit, seeing how the god(s) themselves are shitbags.

[@djtheturtle1399]

@@leetlc441 the way you phrase that makes it seem like just being religious makes you evil. If what you're trying to say is that religion teaches you to be evil that also doesn't make sense since the basis of a lot of mainstream religious are peace and generally being a good person

[@leetlc441]

@@djtheturtle1399 being religious doesnt make you evil by default. It simply makes you more susceptible to being a shitty person. Yeah, churches may SAY they are about peace and love, but then they also worship a being that has murdered needlessly and also never said slavery was bad. These same peace preachers judge your ass so hard because they "KNOW" their god is "real" and if you dont accept their word for it then you DESERVE "eternal torture". I work as a server and if you tell ANY of the veterans of ANY faith (they always fucking bring it up) that you dont share that faith, they won't hesitate to stiff you. Believing in that bullshit IS evil. For crying out loud, they literally TELL you to just have faith and not worry about evidence. Anyine that believes this shit is just a sheep that doesn't want to think.

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

“I have cancer.” “This couldn’t wait until tomorrow?” Best dialogue in cinematic history.

[@westerling8436]

I actually have cancer

[@Puki9117]

@Work and Stuff This couldn't wait until tomorrow

[@rosecandy117]

"I got the results of the tests back, I definitely have breast cancer." -Claudett

[@tb124.gaming]

I understand the director wanted the guy to look/be an assholebut I've never seen someone in my entire life (not even in kther movies) who reacted like this to someone having cancer... Hell even Palpetine would ovver to heal her xD

[@johnk.7523]

That exchange between those two characters... Neither seemed human.

[@DrShaym]

This movie doesn't tell people _how_ to feel. It tells its intended target audience what they already feel in order to reaffirm their prejudices without challenging them at all. It's _Preaching to the Choir: The Movie_.

[@lilsno2002]

Eyy lmao what's up shaym.

[@DrShaym]

The ceiling.

[@lilsno2002]

Dr Shaym Actually I'm homeless and find this very offensive.

[@DrShaym]

The world is your toilet. Check your privilege.

[@lordrothschild4395]

Dr Shaym, do you support feminism?

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

It’s especially telling that the “writers” didn’t do any research (and likely didn’t get actors that are Muslim or know about being Muslim) when making this. The girls scarf makes literally no damn sense. A “hijab” is a single cloth you wear around your hair that shows your face. A “niqab “ is two cloths, one to cover the hair and one to cover the lower face. Why on earth is she wearing one cloth to cover her whole damn head , face included? Also, it’s weird her “scary Muslim” dad makes her wear the scarf but is fine with her wearing a t shirt.

[@gabrieleberle4422]

a lot of muslims where hijabs and t-shirts. and not all muslims where any head covers. if i remember correctly, muhammad endorsed the hijab after he wrote the quran. so it's just a suggestion, based off of the fact the that there was a huge rise in sexual assaults after the caliphate was founded.

[@azzar.1361]

@@gabrieleberle4422 yes but no one wears a niqab (covers head and face) with a t shirt. the girl in the film was wearing a niqab it rly doesnt make sense

[@MMAGamblingTips]

Gabriel Eberle You have about 5% accuracy in this post.

[@muskateer12345]

Fuck Islam.

[@catothatidiot5243]

@@muskateer12345 Fuck Christianity too at that point. They both have horrible things in them, so it's up to the individual how to act in regards to their faith

[@cheekeemonkee8808]

The “I have cancer” scene rivals the one from The Room for emotive quality 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ddx629]

I would say it rivals the scene from that one Neil Breen movie where his character says "I can't believe you committed suicide. I can't believe you committed suicide. I can't help you out of this" 😂😂

[@Puki9117]

Which one?

[@amadeus5081]

Wait a second. Did that mf die, and the people who found him were laughing and being thankful bc he’s in heaven now...... Que?????

[@cugu7562]

I think it is because in my case atleast, you are supposed to celebrate when someone dies, though obviously we don't have a full blown party or anything, I feel this is an extreme version of an idea. Still sick that they start laughing.

[@spiritbx1337]

Death cult.

[@royalblanket]

@Nehemias Hernandez you definitely type like a crazy person all right Not the subject (well, the subject too) but everything about the way this is worded reminds me of the redditor that slowly fell into a mental illness

[@moth5799]

@Nehemias Hernandez A lot of people don't love your specific God since they don't believe in it, they either believe in a different god(s) or don't believe in any at all.

[@moth5799]

@Nehemias Hernandez No, I don't.

[@blaineishere3851]

The professor isn't an atheist. He's a misotheist. The difference is, atheists do not believe in gods, and miso theists do. They just hate them. Two completely opposite things. Lol

[@miguelpereira9859]

Blaine Hoover This movie manages to get the entire premisse of atheism wrong. How the hell could it have any chance of being good?

[@gigirose78]

Because devoted christians are just that dumb and sensitive. Athiests don't believe in God or gods, they don't hate them.

[@gigirose78]

Blaine Hoover they probably didn't do any research and then rushed into production. Silence is a much better christian movie than this piece of shit bc it was directed well by the genius movie god Martin Scorsese.

[@bartomiejkumor9375]

That's because some religious people can't believe that you can actually be fully atheist. I live in a VERY catholic country (over 90% of the population) and most of them don't see atheits as people that just don't believe in existence of deites, but as people that hide their beliefs because they have some problems with God.

[@blaineishere3851]

Ania Ruchała I know. I live in the Bible Belt of the USA. Kansas in specific. Lol

[@davidfera515]

Funny, my son is atheist... love him even more...as long as he is a good, loving person..I'm happy

[@nurse425]

Amen!

[@thelastjerkbender2505]

You sir, are a good man.

[@leetlc441]

Yet you believe he is going to hell right? If you don't believe, you are going to hell. So if you don't believe that, then you aren't really a believer now are you?

[@fredspofford]

I doubt he's a good loving person all the time. Especially when somebody isn't reciprocating. It's easy to be good and loving to people who are good and loving back to you. What's guys incentive (without religion) when they are assholes to him? Also, I doubt you're happy all the time whether he's holding up his end of the bargain or not. This whole comment screams fake but you probably don't get called out very often when you do and say things like this cause you sound wholesome and don't offend anyone.

[@laobok]

@@leetlc441 How do you know that? Do you know them?

[@zakbrandsinc]

"I think I have cancer" v.s "I got the test results back, I definitely have breast cancer." Which one is funnier?

[@southpaw117]

The latter, both in and out of context.

[@doctornefarious4598]

Kinky Kermit none of them are funny

[@grammarnazi0166]

Kinky Kermit *I THINK I HABE DE CANCER, B0SS*

[@Mayhzon]

They're both comedy gold and the perfect invitation to make all sort of cancer jokes.

[@doctorhandsome]

Walker told me I have AIDS.

[@flebbe96]

I really don't like how they sort of bastardize the whole "God's Dead" thing Friedrich Nietzsche was trying to say

[@avypath]

Yeah, as someone who majored in philosophy, this is just downright insulting. "God is dead" referred to the idea that God was born as a way for humans to explain things they couldn't comprehend. "God is dead, and we have killed him," means that, as we evolved, and slowly began to understand more and more natural phenomena, there was less and less that was left for God to do. Eventually, we explained almost everything we once attributed to him, so the concept of God as this almighty being who was in control of, for example, lightning and the movement of the tides, died off. God isn't literally dead: it's just that the idea and purpose of a God is meaningless in modern society.

[@themightycaolf6549]

Frederich had some badass quotes, my favorite is probably, " Beware that when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become one... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss also gazes into you."

[@JojoTheRed]

That's fucking metal.

[@augustwest5356]

100% agreed. how dare they bastardize Nietzsche?

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

I do find Nietzsche very interesting, although I'm not really very good at philosophy so I probably don't get everything he's trying to say. Personally my favourite quote of his is: "I have found strength where one does not look for it: in simple, mild, and pleasant people, without the least desire to rule-and, conversely, the desire to rule has often appeared to me a sign of inward weakness."

[@starrydaze_]

Ugh. I had to watch this back in my last year of Sunday School, and it was awful. I swear I could hear the class laughing at some points. Really quite the shit movie.

[@PyroEscapeVehicle]

I was in a class of middle schoolers and this was being played. The class was divided between people who took the movie seriously and the people who were laughing for the most of it. It was fucking great.

[@ya-ba-daba-dooya-ba-daba-d8067]

PKDeluxe I watched this piece of shit in my class. Everyone except a few of my buddies took it seriously. When the Indian girl got hit and started fake crying I laughed my ass off, and some guy behind me told me to shut up.

[@dani-rl9rk]

LONGEST NAMEMMMEMEM

[@lightbeing8174]

I like the first one that one was my favorite cause kevin sorbo was in it the great Hercules

[@laungvud]

This movie is just a moving stock photo. Omg

[@jhonnymark7581]

Lisa Laungvud Especially the stock image of the woman with cancer.

[@janezheng2344]

ur so rude. I would like to see u try making a movie.

[@leonhardnagel5985]

r/rareinsults

[@IHTCAU]

@@janezheng2344 It's a joke calm down

[@IHTCAU]

@@sam-yr7ln stop self promoting

[@bardy8674]

I texted someone Gods Not Dead They said "Sir this is Papa Johns"

[@Mayhzon]

Bardyman 82 Charles Stiles Mystery Diners!

[@bradleyteichroeb3826]

Bardyman 82 funny XD

[@pmvaldez1]

I tried to send one using Google voice to text and sent "God's not Fred.". My bad for not proofreading before sending.

[@MiguelSanchez-tu2en]

Harry Buttwhisker XD

[@stevie_ily]

Bardyman 82 papa bless

[@beriking]

I like christianity, i believe in Jesus, i believe in god. But in my own subtle way. This Is invasive, offensive and insensitive. One step away from a cult if you ask me... Cant believe Herkules of all people agreed to do this, smh.

[@Jayshiver]

Lol the professor is Hercules from god of war, never noticed that. He only takes jobs related to gods, apparently

[@sweethysteria8737]

Barbora Holubcová I’m with you mate

[@andrewollmann304]

Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) is a right-winger. He picked this role because he believes that the only way to live a morally upright life is tofollow his brand of conservative Christi

[@jackreeder215]

@@andrewollmann304 yeah or money, but probably a mix of both. tbh I just want a Voluntary Society, but no one respects us Ancaps.

[@kirikakirikakirika]

In uni I took religious studies and philosophy, and shit like this _never_ happened. The religious studies prof never picked sides and never revealed her personal religious beliefs. She did an excellent job teaching every religion without bias. The students sometimes debated during class, but it never got heated. Everyone was civil and respectable. We talked about religion a few times in my philosophy class, too; but again, it never turned into a fight. My philosophy professor admitted he was an atheist, but he didn't cut down anyone's religion. In fact, when a Muslim student asked him why he didn't believe, he said, "I haven't been given any reason to. I could go on all day about it, but it's not really anyone's business but my own. The truly beautiful, wonderful thing about this world, is that we don't have to agree with each other and believe in the same things to live peacefully." That always stuck with me, because he said exactly what I was thinking. Case and point, this scenario would never happen in a university. In fact, in many universities it's against policy to teach with a bias towards any single religious or political viewpoint. When discussions/debates break out, it's the professor's job to moderate, not argue. Professors can actually be _fired_ for choosing sides. This movie, to me, was therefore unrealistic but simultaneously hilarious.

[@IAmCipeRamo]

This is what every person should strive to be. Sadly we got cancerous people from each side, wether they are religous or athiest.

[@agustindelgado7388]

I thought a professor literally had to hit a fucking student to get fired cause tenure stuff

[@nathanbruce1992]

Aegis the Overextender: most teachers dont have tenure

[@pasteldreams5413]

What you said is exactly what I was thinking. That scene would never happen, not only because the professor wouldn't permit it to, but also because the students wouldn't be sitting there in silence, nodding and agreeing. I guarantee at least one of them would stand up and begin debating, because college students are anything *but* gullible, non-opinionated children.

[@atomsmasher703]

Holy shit, I would have loved to be in those classes.

[@ciaranavan8915]

I'm pretty sure even God disliked this movie

[@capti0nem270]

Sparkle Queen gods just like: "I didnt make earth for this"

[@heyjoji1954]

Gasmaskbro lmao imagine if that dude actually comes here "Yo what the fuck?!"

[@redbloodedamerican0523]

Lol fr it doesn’t even tell biblical truths

[@shad03void99]

Yeah. I didn't really like this. Shesh.

[@1straycat]

There is a religious story I once heard about atheists. It goes something like this. _A teacher is sitting with a student, telling him that God made everything in this universe to teach humanity a lesson. We can learn a lot from just nature. The student asks, "What about atheists? Why did God create them; what can we learn from them?"_ _And the teacher responds, "Atheists teach us the lesson of true compassion. When an atheist does something good, he is not doing so because of religious teachings or fear of divine punishment. He is doing so because he is truly kind. So when you see a suffering person by the roadside, do not say "I pray God will help you." Instead, become an atheist. Pretend there is no God, and say "I will help you.""_ Think whatever you want about that story, it's better than this fucking movie

[@lad7436]

Fucking wow. This story is infinitly better then the movie.

[@omarmiralles1043]

Hell yeah, this is the thing I'm uncomfortable on Christianity. This is a lot better than the movie :3

[@skullsaintdead]

Exactly, so many people tell me they are Christians because they would otherwise be bad people. This troubles me greatly. They're saying the reason why they act nice is because they believe they will be rewarded in the afterlife. If you don't believe in god and you're compassionate, you're doing it just because its the right thing to do, not for any post-death reward.

[@whquarters8468]

"If you were not religious, would you find it wrong to murder?" - Counter Arguments

[@camgan1]

To be honest, that's pretty lame. It's like something you'd see as a tumblr post by someone who thinks he's really deep.

[@momo_u]

(Man just got hit by a car) Christian: "this is my chance.." "ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR" "QUICKLY BEFORE YOU DIE"

[@sebastianneking3399]

Feels like a hunbot move lol

[@AllThingsEntertaining]

Imagine this dude prepped his entire life for that moment and he stutters and fucks it all up.

[@anikmonette2140]

"If God exists, I'm him" The writers of this movie know what a joke is, right? If an atheist says that he/she is most likely screwing around with you...

[@farkbett699]

@Ave Satana 4 years before Rick and Morty

[@MissJazzDaFunk]

I'm a Christian and I ABHOR this film. I don't care if it has "Christian" themes or whatever, it's still crap because it was done so poorly and the theology isn't even good either.

[@MissJazzDaFunk]

ciam ryan lol right? it's the perfect word to describe this abomination.

[@teetee1640]

Make America Abhor Again

[@AppleBiscuits]

Instead of the word "Abhor", I prefer to use the word "faggotron"

[@teetee1640]

Arcralf I know you're trying EXTRA hard to be edgy, but that wouldn't even make sense in context

[@razzdarkstar]

What? you don't faggotron bad movies?

[@bryanharris2609]

No one is going to say anything about how she put on her hijab on wrong?

[@moonfish3638]

Bryan Harris she even had her upper arms exposed, this movie did not give a fuck

[@Stillreal312]

That's not even a hijab, that's a burka 😂 they did not do any research at all

[@frappuccinotherapist9253]

@@Stillreal312 That's not a burqa a burqa covers the whole entire body. What she's wearing it's called a niqab.

[@drftr7735]

@@frappuccinotherapist9253 burqa only covers the face dude trust me i used to be a muslim and a hijab covers the hair

[@frappuccinotherapist9253]

@@drftr7735 The term burqa is sometimes conflated with niqab. In more precise usage, niqab is a face veil that leaves the eyes uncovered, while a burqa *covers the entire body* from the top of the head to the ground, with only a mesh screen allowing the wearer to see in front of her. If you used to be a Muslim you didn't know your stuff.

[@gracestormont5250]

I'm a Christian... And I don't see how anyone can take this movie seriously😂😂

[@_Somsnosa_]

I'd say the same about religion.

[@God_Help_Me11]

@@_Somsnosa_ oh well, that's what you believe, lad.

[@royalblanket]

@@_Somsnosa_ i take it seriously as fuck, im scared of it! theyve caused most wars, you better believe im taking em seriously!

[@dallassteel625]

Same here. I watch this when I need a good laugh.

[@matthewdyck5503]

My favorite part of this film is that when the teacher gets hit by the car, the guy just dips. Thats manslaughter, is no one going to address that.

[@edward4840]

Tornado Twister love your avatar man - great album. Also yeah that is totally the best thing in the whole film

[@jofall91]

Tornado Twister never thought of that😂 my god

[@miserableoutcast]

God’s plan was for that person to just get away with murder because the cosmic irony of an atheist finding god right before he dies is hilarious.

[@drakkenmensch]

Someone tried knocking on the driver's window to tell him that he hit a guy, but in the car there was two guys in black with fedoras and sunglasses. The fat guy said "We're on a mission from GAWD" and they sped off to go pay the taxes on the orphanage with all the cops in Chicago in hot pursuit.

[@deepchocolatebridgeofsand.4854]

Tornado Twister I love your profile man. Pink Floyd forever.

[@PhantomZ2]

i legit almost lost all of my breath watching this

[@PhantomZ2]

Nope, because of the part where she was trying to cry. I couldn't contain myself.

[@PhantomZ2]

***** Oh, I've never actually seen this movie nor am I a christian.

[@augustwest5356]

all of it? did you try getting more by breathing the air? usually works for me.

[@augustwest5356]

+Little Boy For Jesus you are a JOKE

[@anattablue]

+Little Boy For Jesus You lack any criticism for this kind of content because it is Christian. You, I have no words for you.

[@Kamui121]

I'm a devout Christan and I hate this movie. It portrays people in ways that aren't true and portrays Christians as nearly perfect people, which we are definitely not. The acting is also terrible. I like the goal they were originally going for but it didn't get put across correctly and the movie bombed itself.

[@JerseyDevils21]

Same, this movie sucks

[@funnymeme1847]

SAVAGE ARMY wow thanks for clearing that up

[@julienorris3477]

"Christians deserve a better movie." I agree

[@faznanbadri9752]

Starring Mel Gibson.

[@theseel2718]

The Prince of Egypt: 0_0

[@NimTV]

Yes I am a Christian. No, I don't like this movie at all

[@nouda6567]

Haven't seen this comment in a while

[@NimTV]

Nouda yeah yeah I know, a bunch of other people had the same comment, but like I just said it anyway

[@birdflox1337]

NimTV why are you christian tho thats stupid

[@NimTV]

im an idiot and why is it stupid?

[@maxieprimo2758]

NimTV he doesn't really have a valid reason, I guarantee you.

[@lennysmileyface]

That girl is wearing that headscarf very loosely. Are the Christians in this movie a bunch of psychopaths or something? They lecture a dude that just got hit by a car instead of calling an ambulance.

[@mememeister1852]

Sideways Glare NOW YOU, sir are the most douchy atheist I have seen in this comments section by far.

[@sammyferns5073]

Yea seriously ive never seen a headscarf worn like that, it doesn't cover her hair at all

[@plartoota4584]

Sideways Glare how again?

[@plartoota4584]

Sideways Glare and how do they "oppress" people

[@plartoota4584]

Sideways Glare like what rights have Christians taken away?

[@nogedoge]

ATHIEST: *GETS HIT BY A CAR* CHRISTIANS: " *_TIME TO PREACH_* "

[@niketuck9687]

Lol

[@danno9299]

"GET HIM A DOCTOR"

[@pennhazezelton7183]

Thats how I'm gonna go out, no buts about it. Me: *gets fatal wound and is bleeding out* family: GURL ACCEPT JESUS PLEASE ACCEPT JESUS NOW PLEASE

[@Civic-mw4jj]

Imagine getting hit by a car and not getting to say goodbye to the ones you love and then like 3 people come up to you and shove their religion down your throat

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Civic73 98 The worst way to die.

[@colinmartin9797]

I knew a girl in high school whose parents were well respected, loving, and upstanding parents. They were also agnostic. Their daughter tried to be rebellious by becoming a hardcore lowbrow christian fundamentalist. While in high school. I don't think I've ever straight up cringed so much while talking to another human being.

[@westerling8436]

@@user-ug8mx7wv2u nobody asked stfu

[@westerling8436]

@@user-ug8mx7wv2u stfu really wtf

[@Bree420]

Ohh, so that kinda thing really do happen.. wow, I usually only heard the opposite (Christian parents-atheist kid)

[@MrConstantine02]

@@Bree420 Edgy teenagers' will to irritate their parents goes well beyond the limits of rationality.

[@therealMrA]

That is the weirdest thing to me. My parents, both of whom were born in the 50s, are the kinds of people who've placed all their eggs in the God basket and otherwise live miserable lives. I rebelled by listening to 90s Green Day and learning how to curse, and I just never stopped. Why would you rebel into a system that dictates how you live? It's so weird.

[@Beenman2210]

I'm an atheist and I assure you, we all do eat live babies.

[@chewchewtrain]

Yeah, but first we cut off their limbs.

[@minecraftcoolman59]

so satanism

[@Ian64]

Trevor Been Once i went to a clinic and ate out of the garbage. Then, I drew a pentacle and regurgitated the fetus onto it and prayed to the evil Charles Darwin

[@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs]

+Spacey Satanists have no class. They don't put chilli sauce on.

[@thesupremenecroticdakimakura]

Jesus, you atheists are extreme. We agnostics only eat virgins.

[@jamie9063]

The scene where the Muslim girl gets told that she is beautiful and doesn't have to wear a hijab makes me scream.

[@parkerdenton5455]

Amaltheia lol I know, right?

[@lillieampurra]

you cut out the bits about religion and its just lesbians and some of their audience doesnt likey those lesbies

[@CrasherX2000]

If I’m not mistaken, wearing a Hijab is part of the Islam religion for women Right?

[@reralt]

@@CrasherX2000 Yes. Covering everything except face , hand , feet is the rule for women in Islam.

[@zigsterabs7439]

Amaltheia The girl was wearing a burqa not a hijab but yeah I get what ur saying

[@DeadChannel939]

“I have cancer” “This couldn’t wait until tomorrow?” Wait, wait... that WASN’T edited out of context?

[@davidjohnson5523]

Nope, that's exactly how it played out

[@DeadChannel939]

@@davidjohnson5523 good god, they don’t even sugar coat it anymore, lmao

[@beepbeep4205]

“How can you hate someone that doesn’t exist” oh well have you ever heard of sword art online?

[@exgn0cksgames214]

Beep Beep420 im pretty sure the off-brand weebs that enjoy that show are real my dude

[@laurocoman]

Or season 8 of Game Of Thrones.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@Time Lord Boku no pico was made by real people, flesh and blood. That's the problem! A bullet through their head is the solution

[@NoName......]

True

[@nexon149]

@LittleRedRhuari RRR sao is really good

[@QuintetMagician]

I'm screaming the director clearly has no idea how hijabs work what the fuck XD

[@maxstieglitz5533]

Archer Bennington lmao it's literally just a scarf

[@willsim813]

yeah that bitch would be dead

[@willsim813]

sorry the villain I tried to put exaggeration into my comment to put more humour into it I'm sorry if It didn't come off that way but it wasn't my intention to actually call her a bitch.

[@nilswaage7626]

She's not a Muslim, she's just cosplaying as a ninja

[@LordNMary]

Archer Bennington - ITS A MOVIE!!! DUH!

[@jongon0848]

As a very spiritual Catholic, I hate this movie and everything it stands for. If u wanna see a good movie about religion here are some films I would suggest Martin Scorscese's Silence Prince of Egypt Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame

[@freyastuchbery7130]

You know why the two animated ones are great (I haven't seen the other one, but I'll check it out)? Because religion is a detail in a greater narrative, like how Prince of Egypt is about the conflict between two brothers, whose bond has been shattered by their positions and religions. Hunchback of Notre Dame is about how everyone should be accepted, and it's not up to anybody (even so-called "righteous men") to decide who deserves kindness.

[@mattmurray6125]

Another one is The Stand

[@bobjones2959]

Life of Pi as well. It is less subtle and nuanced, but it focuses on religion as a core theme.

[@jamesfoxx564]

I'll add one The book of Eli

[@AO_Rourke]

You forgot Life of Brian

[@Arlothed1no]

Why didn't he just go to the dean? That teacher is clearly discriminating against religious students which is very easy to fight against.

[@CMan-x7k]

It's not about fighting against religious discrimination. It's about sending a message.

[@corycosta1818]

No teacher would ever do this lmao

[@bajscast]

Because people who make movies like this have massive persecution complexes and need to pretend that the discrimination would be kicked under the rug

[@eatmywords]

Even God panned this film.

[@philswift1252]

Bobby Ok cool shut the fuck up

[@Rakshasa1986]

eatmywords Watching this shitty film is the eighth deadly sin.

[@Odinsday]

This film is actually considered the secret 10th circle of hell.

[@Densester]

God has trully left us

[@itzelchavez7649]

Cinos the Dense potato i hate you why would you say something like that

[@nicholasewertz8770]

"How can you hate someone if they don't exist?" *slowly pans over to King Joffrey arm-wrestling Jar Jar Binks*

[@themightycaolf6549]

. Also, then that guy hated god as a character then.

[@CCBrown92]

You can certainly hate the concept of them. Imagine if there never was a God but because of our belief in them, they now exist.

[@abadass6385]

NickNicholas Well to be fair, we hate Joffrey because he is a good character who is well written and you are supposed to hate him. We hate Jar Jar because he is quite possibly the best written villain ever mad- [bangs head against wall repeatedly]

[@Pcuspy]

I watched this in Bible School. I fahking love this review.

[@Pcuspy]

xDark Star117x You're right! I'm not Christian!

[@meetthebonk155]

xDark Star117x religion fight Religion fight Religion fight Religion fight

[@noire1706]

Pcuspard jk I'm Athiest

[@meetthebonk155]

xDark Star117x god fucking damn it you got my hopes up

[@noire1706]

Meet the Bonk Lol at least it was fun

[@homefront1999]

I'm a christian and this movie makes me question my beliefs

[@igfingerbib8096]

isaiah belter THE MOLLUSK

[@guitourney]

That's actually what pushes most people away from religions. Blind faith. I grew up in churches and when I actually started to have a more deep spirituality my mentors would just say always the same dumb thing or to just have faith and so I became an atheist

[@ieatgarbage8771]

Just Monika oh, it’s this hentai profile.

[@blacknyellow3359]

Just stick to your belief, don't let the flaws of the movie affect your belief but you can take the good points.

[@gracejohnson3386]

that is actually pretty fucking sad

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

Car: *goes 2.7 mph* Mr. God Bad: *literally instantly dies*

[@gameuniverse8736]

It's super effective against atheatists

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

@@gameuniverse8736 cars vs people who dont have faith in a higher power is like a gorilla versus a baby

[@MichaelPotok]

It's kind of a bummer that arguably the best acting in the movie comes from the most absurd and offensive portrayal of an atheist I've ever seen.

[@blairl2702]

DramaMediaTV He's not talking about the person who made this video...

[@PhaenyBirb]

DramaMediaTV He's not talking about Ralph, he's talking about the athiest character in the movie.

[@lordvader5062]

DramaMediaTV I find your lack of brain cells disturbing

[@SummerTentySpacePants]

DramaMediaTV reading comprehension isn’t one of your strong points is it?

[@evagrius3818]

I mean it's Kevin Sorbo he rock other than in this movie

[@pokefreak480]

So the guy gets hit by a car, they all just watch him die, and then go to a shitty concert?

[@songbird7450]

"That's something we should celebrate" "Yeah dude, so glad he's dead... unlike god"

[@ryanchungus8972]

Songbird gg.

[@noire1706]

that's not fucking Evil at all 😂

[@stagpie6449]

I work for an ambulance service. That man could've easily survived had they called an ambulance quickly. If he has spinal issues he's not necessarily gonna die from them. Even if he had something that bleeds you out fast like a broken pelvis, there's a fairly new emergency treatment where they insert a small balloon-like structure through the femural artery and inflate it to occlude the abdominal artery and prevent bleeding into the abdominal cavity. Not even good at being Christians!

[@coalblack666]

God's Not Dead, he's rolling in his grave.

[@rakelodakel]

Is he burried at the same cemetery as the easter bunny, santa and the tooth fairy?

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

Gods Not Dead but this movie killed something... Itself.

[@mlady5414]

I don't believe that god is dead because there was no god so how can something that doesn't exist die?

[@TesKal41]

He is rolling in his grave which is a stone chair and he is sighing at this movie's script being so bad they don't call an ambulance when someone gets hit by a car

[@dailygeek1334]

God is Dead and This Movie Killed Him

[@Galwither]

I worked on this film, and the earlier drafts of the script were WAY worse and highly Islamaphobic.

[@herberttheturtle]

Oof yeah I can imagine 💀 Can you go into detail? I’d love to know more

[@QuantumParticle]

As a Christian I apologize to all atheists and muslims for this movie.

[@kacperkrul]

Amen to that.

[@11mrpineapple]

No need. You didn't make this shit, you didn't like this shit, you don't need to apologize for this shit.

[@DefecTec]

Quantum No need my friend. But you forgot how dumb it makes christians look.. It's offensive to all of our groups

[@rebekahsegun8319]

+Quantum, you do realist that MANY TV shows and films portray Christians as the bad guys, but if one film portrays atheists as the bad guys, we have to apologize? Why? Because atheism deserves to not be criticised? Don't apologise for the movie. You can hate on it and all, but atheists and muslims are not entitled to an apology from you when atheists (excluding muslims) always portray us in a negative light in their shows.

[@QuantumParticle]

Defec Tec I wouldn't say they "always" portray us in a negative light. I apologized because I was ashamed of the radically members of my belief set.

[@smilfusii4191]

We watched this in my youth group, it was so cringey.

[@Stamnley]

Grim Gamer same

[@davidbates7777]

Then maybe its time for you to receive Christ, before its too late Grim.

[@davidbates7777]

Same for you as I told grim, receive Christ and you will think differently

[@davidbates7777]

Can you rephrase that, it didn't make any since.

[@sainguin3887]

This movie is pure shit whether you're religious or not. It's pandering to begin with, which is insulting. It's bigoted, or do we just ignore the Muslim scenes? And it paints all Athiests as evil people. Which they aren't. Unless you're a total douche waffle and have literally never met an Athiest.

[@JM-wh3eq]

Let me quote a review I found on Rotten tomatoes "If you only serve Satan and are blind you'll give it 15% like rotten tomatoes does."

[@BuddypalVideoCorner]

That Dude That person should be banished from our society

[@mogo5055]

Hail Satan!

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

If we're all 100% honest Satan is probably the better choice because satanists didn't make a shitty film like this one.

[@thejedisonic67]

There's a lot of shitty Christian films, but how many shitty satanist films are there? None, because there is none, they're crafty that way

[@germanvisitor2]

Rotten Tomatoes gave Adam's Apples a bad critic score because they thought it is not "spiritually uplifting" enough for a Christian movie. Adam's Apples is not a Christian movie.

[@kirikakirikakirika]

I think you're giving the movie too much credit concerning that mic, Ralph. I doubt they were that clever. They probably just filmed in an actual classroom and the mic was already set up at the professor's podium. P.S. I'm pretty sure that totally "Muslim" girl isn't even wearing her hijab properly at the beginning of the movie.

[@pee2829]

the style shes trying to do doesnt fit with the scarf she has but do i expect these people to know the difference

[@WarDragonOfTheLight]

@@pee2829 Oh man, that seems a lot more likely.

[@averageanimefan519]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a better Christian movie than this.

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

Funny thing is that the villain was the most religious character

[@Eminenceofeternity]

@SPACE PIMP it's because back then people of high power would abuse their power

[@retbookers]

The music is better too.

[@AshtonF168]

I'm a Christian and I think this movie is incredibly offensive to Christian's and every other religion. First of all the main character is a complete douche and should keep his opinion to himself. Second of all why did they just stare at the guy hit by a car, GET AN AMBULANCE, then you can say whatever you want because you know there's help on the way. Finally you don't have to have everyone think the same as you that's their choice not yours.

[@Shadowblade147]

Zezle I'm glad you hate this film. (I use that film loosely) I means you're a human being with a functioning brain. That's a lot more than most people.

[@bardolomaios2g301]

Zezle Nobody should hate anything, be it film or another human. Hatred is a deadly sin that can be extinguished through love. So love each other, i say !

[@hunter2769aa]

Anger is a gift

[@bardolomaios2g301]

Alberto Alvarez Did you know a basketball player died after smashing his head to a wall because he missed a point. Anger is a curse

[@hunter2769aa]

I Want To Die double edged sword Nice name by the way

[@oreofudgeman]

I always think its funny when christians claim there is a war on Christianity meanwhile movies about their religion get mainstream theatrical releases.

[@mr.generic5100]

Christian bakeries buddy

[@archive9796]

Well you say mainstream but you mean America Where people do think there's a war on Christians But like here in the UK you can still say "Merry Christmas" and no offend people cous people don't care about what religion you are

[@nickarchuleta8001]

"Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God." -Romans 13:1 The "governing authorities" in many American states have dictated that refusing to provide service to a singular group of people based on their race/sex/sexual orientation/etc. is discrimination and illegal. So by refusing to provide a service that others are paying for on the basis of discrimination, then they are, essentially, disobeying "God's law."

[@archive9796]

Nick Archuleta but people disobey gods laws anyway by wearing Cotten

[@nickarchuleta8001]

The "law" I believe you are referencing is in Deuteronomy. Deuteronomy is in the old testament, and according to most Christian folk, old testament rulings were overturned with the death of Jesus. The verse I quoted was from Romans, a book in the New Testament. Most Christians still follow New Testament rulings because they came after the death of Jesus.

[@guesswho22peekaboo]

"Christians deserve a better movie." Ya goddam right

[@laurahuynh8333]

Prince of Egypt is a good example.

[@BoboJuseyo]

I love how this movie thinks that Agnostics and Atheists are the same type of people.

[@lordlammi1562]

Akari Sakurakouji well, they greatly overlap with each other.

[@greasygranpapy7529]

They aren't mutually exclusive. Gnosticism is a position of knowledge, while theism is belief.

[@Wolfpaw754]

Lammiratoons Productions no agnostics just accept the fact you can't prove or disprove gods existence

[@lordlammi1562]

I am an atheist and and agnostic. I don't claim to know for sure that there is no God, but I don't believe in one. This makes me both an agnostic, and an atheist.

[@Wolfpaw754]

Lammiratoons Productions no you are just atheist, agnostic means you neither believe or disbelieve, you basically aren't making assumptions on something you can't know at least now in this day and age

[@meg9791]

So back when I was on 5th grade, my class got a bunch of pet fish, and my group named one Bob. Bob died the next day, and the day was filled with us mourning for Bob by singing “Bob’s not dead he’s surely alive! He’s living on the inside!” despite none of having seen this film. My point is Bob is the true lord and savior. Great video Ralph

[@A.Couteaud]

WTF

[@futurechampions92]

F

[@birdsamora9925]

All hail BOB

[@user-garnet]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaoh..god......I.....c-can’t.............bbbbrrrreeeeaaaatttttttthhhhhhhhhhh

[@stagbeetle1050]

Bob > God

[@shiny460]

My favorite thing about these Christian movie portrayals of athiests is that they're always strawmen who present nonsensical and dumbed down arguements to make it easier for the apologetics to beat them. You can't present actual athiests arguments or else it will backfire and the audience might start questioning their beliefs.

[@followthesnailtrails5495]

And his best argument was "how can you hate something that doesn't exist", but that's originally something the atheists have been defending themselves with, after being accused of hating or being mad at god.. So the best argument he uses is stolen right from the atheist. And no atheist hates God, for that same simple reason. The whole teacher character is basically a strawman.. And even when they try to portrait themselves in a good light they are not getting a doctor or calling 911, instead they are trying to convert him.. So tasteless.

[@ps1hagrid786]

The debate would have been done after a few minutes

[@gustavonovakoski4867]

the arguments used in this movie are sooooo fucking terrible

[@v0id_d3m0n]

@@gustavonovakoski4867 ik and somehow they convinced the whole crowd Sorry, movie, but there are better arguments out there!

[@gustavonovakoski4867]

@@v0id_d3m0n the "atheist" is not even an atheist. HE JUST HATE GOD!!!

[@SparkleDeluxe_minecrafter]

The thing is, the professor wasn't telling them all to be atheists. He was telling them to pretend they were atheists for the sake of taking a theology course. So that they could discuss religions from an unbiased standpoint.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

That's not really an unbiased stand point. Theism and atheism refer to belief. Either you believe in god(s) or not. There're Christians who are able to read the Biblie in a critical manner while keeping their faith because there's a difference between historical Jesus and Jesus the religious figure Adding religious element is counterproductive

[@dipdop9734]

Do you think God hides in heaven, because he too fears what he has created?

[@suziebelle4113]

@@Stillreal312 yeah, no shit sherlock. It was an obvious joke. The quote came from *spy kids*

[@amohotepv]

@@Stillreal312 but you use the term copy pasta as if that's something grown men say?

[@suziebelle4113]

@@Stillreal312 because it's a famous line, so I thought you'd be smart and know where it came from, not to mention almost every other adult I know grew up on spy kids. It was made in the 2000's. This is pathetic

[@badfrad1754]

Nico Reveco just because something is a copypasta doesn’t mean it can’t be deep

[@bobsyouruncle6900]

spy kids

[@usagichanp]

That’s not even how Muslim women dress. They usually wear longs sleeves for modesty, and their hijab (or whatever head covering they wear) does not show their hair. There are different styles of wearing hijabs yes, but the style she chose at 4:50 is not one of them.

[@MyaB1986]

Yeah they pretty much made her use it like a ninja

[@KhepriX]

Only Ninja Muslims use that style, get with the times.

[@Arachnes_Corner]

And she puts her hijab on AFTER she leaves the house??? I don't put on my bra as I clock in to work!

[@Ziaberry]

It literally looks like a scarf they got from Walmart. There are a few different types of coverings Muslim women wear, and you're right, this one is so wrong on so many levels. A hijabi wears clothes that cover everything except the wrists and ankles down. The hijab itself covers the hair and ears, and only the face is shown. A niqab is similar but leaves only the eyes exposed. No Muslim woman who chooses to wear traditional coverings is going to be out and about in short sleeves, a low cut shirt, showing her hair and haphazardly wrapping a scarf around their face, much less putting it on *in public.*

[@TemmiePlays]

Give the filmakers credit, that was the only one they could find at the Halloween outlet

[@comedyman2817]

I just mentally block out the music Christian music is horrible.

[@sam-ir8dj]

Gamer's Dream if only there were a way to like a comment more than once

[@couchpotato3793]

The only good Christian song I've ever heard was "Galaxies" by Owl City. The rest are just crap.

[@Ryeubaham]

amen to that

[@willpalmer7266]

Jerusalem, amazing grace- there are so many banging hymns man what're you saying?

[@couchpotato3793]

In my opinion- they're ok. I guess I just hear them so often I just get sick of it. I like Owl City, mostly because music- it's not *just* Christian music.

[@khloegl7051]

At the end of the movie where they tell the audience to text a random number “God’s not dead.” my grandma sent a text and the number replied “Go fuck your self” and I laugh every time .