Sequels That Aren't Sequels (The Sequel)

[@waffleauflauf4213]

"I silently vowed to devote my life to stopping other psycho killers" *proceeds to kill 8 innocent people*

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Sometimes you got to cut a couple of apples to make cheese cake

[@waffleauflauf4213]

Calmgoodfire The inspiration I didn't know I needed.

[@FlapJackSyrup]

So silently that she didn't even hear it!

[@absentrocket8619]

@@calmgoodfire4662 that's wat yo msma said

[@TrunksG]

Honestly, if it was about mila, killing psycho killers, like she was the hero, but then it put the problem, that she, more than being a hero, is a psycho killer, and then the movie deal with that until the end of the film, it will be a great plot, in My most sincere opinion. But well, they do that movie.

[@StrikegoldVI]

“And I vowed to kill any psycho killer” then kills a bunch of innocent people

[@maxwellmollersten8979]

she’s so quirky

[@dindjarrin8324]

She’s not like other girls

[@blck4333]

She’s one in a million

[@TrueComboKing]

she just kinda goes by the beat of her own drum, y’know?

[@quincyellis8387]

She's just a little different

[@RipperShoot]

The ending to America Psycho 2 sounds like the beginning of Crank That Soulja Boy

[@Lucas-jx8jg]

Oh my god it does-

[@chungyfungy6948]

YOUUUUU

[@ramenisbombman]

SOULJA BOY TELL EM

[@ramenisbombman]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@andreabarrientes2652]

I thought it sounded like the beginning of the end credits of That’s So Raven

[@PhantomSavage]

"Patrick Bateman, the world's most notorious Serial Killer." They somehow managed to completely dismantle the entire point of the movie in just one sentence. The entire joke/message of the original American Psycho is Patrick Bateman was a life-long, elusive serial killer hidden in plain sight that slowly started to unravel throughout the film because he felt his "mask of humanity" was slipping away... only to discover that, by the end of the film, he lives in a world and society so ridiculously narcissistic and self-centered that Patrick Bateman's existence is basically invisible. When Patrick completely loses it and manically confesses all his crimes to his lawyer in a crazed phone message, the next day that lawyer laughs about it because he thinks it was a practical joke on one of the other guys in the office... When he talks to Patrick Bateman directly he doesn't even realize its him, his own lawyer calls him "Davis" who is actually someone else that works in the office, and when Patrick doubles down on his confession and tries to impress upon him about the fact that his killing of Paul Allen was not a joke, his lawyer tells him its impossible because he "had dinner with him twice in London 10 days ago." The entire story is supposed to be a commentary of wallstreet and big business culture (particularly the era of the "Gordon Gecko" power broker in the 80's) and how its a society that cares about literally nothing else but wealth and status. Every social interaction these people have is solely to make money or elevate their own position.. the only time they even properly remember each other's names is when their fawning over each other's business cards. Patrick Bateman's true nature is that of a Psychopath, and throughout the movie he's terrified of letting his nature be revealed to the world because it will be his end, but then his discovers by the end of the movie that he's actually surrounded himself in a world of sociopaths that are either too self-centered to notice who Patrick really is, or worse, genuinely do not care. I'm not sure if it was the author's intention or not, but there's even a case to be made that there could be some allegorical aspect to the story that's related to sexual assault and misconduct in the business world, kind of like how Harvey Weinstein's true nature of being a disgusting, groping and command raping monster was somewhat of an open secret in Hollywood and no one did anything about it for years because it wasn't in their self interest to do so. "Most notorious serial killer" defeats the entire spirit in which the original story was penned.

[@tmtmtg]

well said

[@canteatgrapefruit]

Incredibly underrated comment

[@gabsnandes7818]

Incredibly well made comment, the other thing, Patrick is a massive narcissist so giving him recognition for his horrendous cr***s (at least in this case because this sequel removes the ambiguity) is in my opinion what you should never do with his character, glorify him, he is a pathetic piece of s**t, and he doesn't get away because he is smart and fully plans out his m***ers, he gets away because he is rich, he gets away because he is in a position of power

[@Gold_EP]

I ain’t reading all that, congrats or sorry about that bro

[@cookiesam321]

I haven’t seen the movie, so your comment really helps me understand how atrocious calling it “American Psycho 2” is. Super underrated, great analysis

[@mackiedawg]

that ending shot is the girl in front of the house burning down

[@laycebug3260]

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LAUGH

[@briannagiselle4509]

💀💀💀💀😂😂

[@rinisonline4312]

fuck you beat me to it lmao

[@Meevij48]

Macie Nantze pfft-

[@cokecanred]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@Deadpoolio47]

She said she is going to dedicate herself to killing other killers... she didn’t kill any more killers after that promise. Wtf.

[@jojosiwais5988]

U WOT M8 well you know, that scene wasn’t even supposed to happen cause it was unrelated to the movie they were making in the first place

[@Jumblebelle]

@@jojosiwais5988 doesn't mean they couldn't have come up with something that made sense. It should've been that if it was so easy for her to kill the world's most notorious serial killer at 12 years-old then it was obviously her calling~ to be a better serial killer etc.

[@jojosiwais5988]

MelancholyRoses I never said it made sense man. It’s sloppy

[@SouthCoast18u]

Jojo siwa Is 5’9 Your user name makes me so uncomfortable. How did I not know that little girl was taller than me?

[@FabulousKilljoy]

Mckenna Reasor She's 16 (I know it sounds crazy, but it's true). And oh I just realized that was a username…that *is* making me very uncomfortable

[@pissoncops]

if he drove up north for snow, why didn’t he just buy the toy up north?

[@Mariaratgirl]

Because the big man is has have small brain

[@Mariaratgirl]

haha

[@krazyking12345]

Hey. Shuddap. You wouldn't know

[@savannaobregon3823]

Why didn't he just take his family up north??

[@jackbudi]

True

[@haruthegremlin]

american psycho 2 is literally like some kind of fanfiction and it's hilarious

[@CappyKitten]

It's basically Jane the Killer: The Movie.

[@ryu_007]

@@CappyKitten nah it's "A female trying hard to be Patrick Batemen"

[@skvll248]

mary sue stuff sort of lmao

[@haruthegremlin]

@@CappyKitten or Nina the killer lol

[@SMILEY666Y]

I love the funny joke of his title where this video is a sequel to his previous video when the topic is also about unessesary sequels.

[@amandadelaney5613]

the closing shot looks like that meme of the little girl smiling in front of the burning house

[@IamWickedlyAmazing]

I knew there was a reason why that shot looked so familiar damn

[@nickjones7437]

Probably the entire inspiration for the story

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Amanda Delaney Yes!

[@oliviafrancis1926]

Amanda Delaney honestly the only thing i was thinking of

[@yvyrose195]

Jesus, it is.

[@caroline2978]

Patrick Bateman's business card inner monologue kills me every time

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

I hope you saw the edited version

[@kotikkotik945]

@@dothmotherknowyouwearth which one? There are about half a million and they are all fire

[@everythingdibs344]

@@dothmotherknowyouwearth which one?!!?!!

[@d9zirable]

@@dothmotherknowyouwearth Let's see Paul Allen's edit

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@everythingdibs344 the nut one.

[@wiskyr6510]

Mila Kunis: "I dedicated myself to killing the other psychos" Also Mila Kunis after there's competition for a TA job: "...Or random students, that works too"

[@downfromthereeefters]

So stupid. She literally set out to try to be like a Dexter type character and completely failed in every possible way.

[@hmmmnice4915]

You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy

[@razkable]

i love how the bateman murders were clearly fake in his head cause the man legit kills that one hooker with the chainsaw in the most absurd way but also no one came out to hep her when they heard all that?..ok ...its clearly fabricated...

[@Bananapants000]

@@razkable I mean it's fairly easy to justify those murders as actually having happened as well. Patrick Bateman is rich. (most of) his victims are poor nobodies. no one cares if a girl on the corner or a homeless person gets murdered. his exploitation of the power dynamic between rich and poor and the feasibility of a rich man getting away with killing poor people is part of what leaves the conclusion of the story actually open for interpretation. I think it's fun to view the movie as all in his head too, but (especially since It's A Movie, crazy chainsaw murder could still happen) there isnt necessarily a clear One interpretation

[@r.s.6357]

@@razkable the director has repeatedly said that the murders are real and not fabricated by him and she regrets that it's not clearer

[@duniyambagoyi3123]

i love how larry drives so far to bring his kid snow but he couldn't drive a half hour to get the toy at a different location

[@Emu19]

Or even... Bring his daughter to the snow... That he went to anyways... 😂😂😂

[@Dawn11180]

I cannot believe this man makes me watch an ad read because i dont want to miss out on any jokes

[@jackbudi]

Same

[@Gordion111]

yuisaway what a champ, he even makes the sponsored shit funny. tbh everyone wins there, we get more funny shit, drew gets to be funny more, and squarespace gets more people watching their bit.

[@Zothiqueness]

IKR

[@WhereIsMother]

So true

[@caroline8125]

Same

[@niki-zq9xb]

honorable mentions: - mean girls 2 - grease 2 - tooth fairy 2 (also starring Larry the Cable Guy)

[@charmingkookie7690]

the one time i watched grease 2 i had the worst anxiety, my subconscious just knew it wasn’t right.

[@parsleytheherb7505]

HOLD UP there a grease 2?

[@deadaccount2212]

Also, Legally Blondes.

[@liampog2703]

There’s grease 2???

[@charmingkookie7690]

Duck Goes Quack sadly

[@HolidayParty173]

oh my gosh I'm so mad with this sequel Danny gonzalez was such a great actor in the first video and I have no idea why this "drew gooden" is trying to replace him smh also what happened to the relationship between drew and Arnold. In the first one, drew constantly flirts with Arnold. They clearly love each other. The stupid sequel though completely messed it up, making them only just become friends at the end of the movie.

[@ana7icia]

i can’t fuckin breathe ohsgdgf

[@kite6525]

this is just silly dude

[@schatzi333221]

Ikr? Ugh. 2/10 stars, at best. I miss the dynamics of their relationships in the first movie, and there was so much chemistry between Danny & Arnold. ScrEW this "Drew" guy, he couldn't act if his dumb face depended on it.

[@yeseniagonzalez06]

Woah 777 likes

[@BlackPearl27]

This is hilarious

[@alexiasimoes3762]

Not sure how a 12 year old girl knew that Patrick Bateman was a “notorious serial killer”. Nobody knew. He covered up his crimes completely. Not only that, he’s a single businessman. Where did she come from?

[@zawrator4457]

Not to mention that the movie openly questions how much of Bateman’s crimes even actually happened lmao

[@fortunatecookie]

“Where did she come from” her baby sitter apparently had a date with Bateman, and took her along on it

[@magpiesANDcrows]

@@fortunatecookie sounds so stupid smh

[@fleabaggins]

@@fortunatecookie oh my god the plot has more holes than swiss cheese

[@imretro2182]

@@zawrator4457 not to mention his dad would have swept it all under the rug. I mean his father owns one of the biggest stock broking companies on Wall Street. He has enough power to do anything.

[@Astro_CG]

I legit thought you edited in the music for that ending shot in American Psycho 2 as a joke but nope lolol. Its like they were ending a teen comedy lmao

[@beavega4761]

Casey Gerczak all I can hear is meg griffin HAH

[@cheesesauce1858]

Oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah

[@Zothiqueness]

I think Meg Griffin turning serial killer would be more interesting.

[@dooman429]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JC DENTON PFPS NOW REEEEE

[@star13745]

@@dooman429 because of the oh oh yeah yeah meme

[@giraffintosh]

drew is this your way of transitioning from being a commentary channel to a movie review channel because i'm here for it

[@redhammer92]

I hope so, his movie reviews are great.

[@kendallt9248]

I wouldn’t mind that at all 😂

[@doombuggy123]

Me too!

[@omni-]

I wouldnt mind :D

[@dottyContrarian]

He's sinning all the cinemas

[@maya-bx3vq]

“Yup I just killed Brian” That made me thinks of family guy and now the intro is stuck in my head

[@hollowvlad1532]

🤣

[@Liquethemodel]

Lol I keep picturing meg doing the voice over

[@Knapperoni]

*"BRIAN GRIFFIN, OUR DOG, IS DEAD"*

[@lifeisawaffle5473]

brian got very sick and peter forced meg to put him down

[@acab9120]

“Ey Lois remember that time where Brian got killed by Mila Kunis?”

[@talic-os5899]

3:30 I love how the other card is actually better. Bateman's one has some rookie mistakes, like not making the name stand out more in relation to "vice-president" text

[@AlexanderNash]

I like how they're all Vice President at the same company. xD

[@justajobro1266]

Dude wow you are like...what I expect expect to be like

[@fecxorfecxor768]

It’s hilarious how they both misspell “acquisitions.” I’m assuming that was intentional.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

​@AlexanderNash It's because they're all gunning for the role, if I remember correctly.

[@lilbbwitchgirl]

I really think that if American Psycho 2 had been officially released as a stand-alone film as intended, it could have become like a campy cult classic

[@bm3209]

i’m thinking it would be like a jennifer’s body type thing

[@haileyshannon7548]

Or just a forgotten generic serial killer movie

[@maskimgalgo2046]

Yeah but i think they are trying to ride on the coat tail of the og

[@horrorsthetics]

YESSSS

[@trala8911]

It was genuinely one of my favourite movies growing up lol. It had massive plot points that Drew didn’t touch on and which completely tore it apart if you applied even the lightest logical touch, but it was still fun. What made it unique was that it was utterly light, there were no real heavy or scary moments, which made it very light watching. It definitely feels more like a comedy that just happens to be about a serial killer than it does a movie actually about a serial killer.

[@coolmancoolguy6874]

Do you guys remember the movie Tooth Fairy with The Rock? It was like an ex-hockey player (Played by Dwayne) becomes a Tooth Fairy and goes on a wacky, zany adventure. Very good movie, well-received by all critics. What most people don't know this but they actually made a sequel to it. Dwayne is unfortunately not in the sequel, but Larry the Cable Guy replaced his role so we can't really complain

[@charchar234cj]

Larry is livin the life

[@thucydides_groupie]

Livin' like Larry

[@coolmancoolguy6874]

charchar234cj hell yeah

[@coolmancoolguy6874]

Nicole 🙏🤘😳

[@elizahansen1777]

lolll

[@babygroot5594]

the ending shot is like that meme of that little girl standing in front of a burning house lmao

[@rebeccak9597]

Nooooooooooo

[@gabriel_6990]

Holy shit I knew it reminded me of something lolol

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

Just what I was thinking 🤣

[@lightsnakeus1648]

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[@silaswhatever]

One other dumb thing Drew didn't mention when he was talking about American Psycho 2 was that Mila's character killed the person she was pretending to be the entire movie, but after we learn this fact we never get her actual name. What's the point of telling us "oh this person you thought was Rachel actually murdered the real Rachel and took her place" only to not tell us who we've actually been following this whole time?

[@joshmcelhinney4849]

How powerful would it have been had he just made a video completely unrelated to the original

[@NylaTheWolf]

oh shit you right-

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@NylaTheWolf yes

[@Goldv0]

yes

[@CFlipify]

Lol he was about to.. the beginning with Danny.. that was funny. basically it.

[@iurigrang]

Or if danny made a video completely unrelated to the original

[@mathildadeer]

I kinda wanna see a “despecialized edition” of The Girl Who Would Not Die just to see how much better it would have been. Probably not that good but it wouldn’t be as bad

[@dhv2852]

She was a league on her own

[@Lunk42]

@@dhv2852 1 in a billion.

[@thomashooper2451]

Right? There's a seed of a good movie in there. Mila Kunis has the charisma to carry a dark comedy. Just cut out the weak American Psycho tie-ins and retool the script to make the main character less insufferable.

[@floofusdoofus]

The Snyder Cut of American Psycho 2

[@cyanjackson7689]

Yeah editing does so much if the narration was taken out and the film reedited it could actually be a fun dark comedy where she keeps killing people to try to get what she wants but it's only making things worse and not in her favor

[@JanieBee]

It's like in the original, the writers actually knew the symptoms of psychopathy and narcissism. The second one had the romanticized tumblr version

[@zetadawn732]

Jayla Seymour lmao this is so accurate

[@EpiphanyDraws]

it feels more like a wattpad story to me but yes

[@krisdoesart9643]

Knee

[@jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068]

They actually elbow the symptoms but what do i know

[@Zarastro54]

Again, in their defense, this wasn’t even SUPPOSED to be a sequel.

[@voskanova9349]

I read that Bale made himself sweat during the cards scene, simply incredible.

[@mr.shickadance4112]

It's surprisingly easy to do. Chris Farley did it in Billy Madison. You just tense up your face real hard, and you start to sweat.

[@TheAliveWeapon]

@@mr.shickadance4112 dam, I usually can’t do that

[@zarna101]

make a "Unnecessary Prequels, The Prequel" to complete an unnecessary trilogy.

[@irene6907]

Zarna Shah this is so unnecessary

[@strawberrypancake2866]

@@irene6907 it's also unnecessary for you to point that out

[@irene6907]

strawberry pancake very unnecessary for you to reply

[@strawberrypancake2866]

@@irene6907 very unnecessary for you to reply to the reply.

[@TheUselessInfoSquad]

Arnold origin story

[@sageisnotaplant99]

“American Psycho 2” gives off Jennifer’s Body vibes but without the charm

[@NexusKin]

Or the lesbian scenes!

[@remytherat2929]

or the quality

[@alaurent2679]

that's what i was thinking when drew was explaining what they were originally going for! give mila kunis a best friend that kills her in the end and itd feel more like a jennifer's body "remake" than AP2

[@BrokenGodEnt]

Except Jennifer's Body is an actual good horror flick.

[@StefanyDjuba]

@@BrokenGodEnt I think it would be a good project if they didn't change everything

[@kaysencc4458]

*drew hyping up the original american psycho for 16 minutes straight*

[@deepinmythots752]

Correction: 10 mins straight

[@legendaryoutcast4440]

@@deepinmythots752 it was still the best square space add I've seen

[@jd5726]

It is a classic movie

[@ashb7]

Even while he's talking about Jingle All the Way 2? Damn, he's really good at hyping

[@aliciarodriguez888]

You mean danny

[@skeletoreatsass]

0:37 i honestly didn't even notice that it was danny and not drew 😭😭

[@OtterMunchy]

petition to make the production company release *the girl who wouldn't die* as it should have been before the bateman-not-bateman storyline was hatcheted in.

[@love23music1]

Oh yes

[@v1xmix]

Where do I sign?

[@sincerecinnamon]

Signed by me~

[@olivegreenlover4671]

I really want to watch the original and see how it is compared to this rats ass they made out of it.

[@OtterMunchy]

@@daddy_1453 giggle

[@somerandompasserby477]

"She killed 8 people, which we know of. Rachel Newman is one in a billion." *Somewhere, the real Patrick Bateman is sitting in class, profusely sweating, and on the verge of losing his mind* "Impressive."

[@sammydelamante7982]

Oh my god, it has a water mark...

[@kimmiefasel]

Let’s see Rachel Newman’s card

[@Ad-fu6tj]

Let's see Paul Allen killing 8 people

[@ric270]

she became one in a billion for killing eight people, while bateman couldnt even become known after killing 40

[@ursidae97]

OMG. She even has a water bed. 😶‍🌫️

[@xenextra4200]

I love how he explain basically the entire movie and everything and then doesn’t even try with jingle all the way

[@LegitHoneybadger]

A beautiful homage to the amount of time and effort put into these not sequels. Brilliant.

[@ivorypartnaite8619]

9:22 "She killed eight people" "Rachel Newman is one in a billion". John Wayne Gacy killed 33 people and he doesn't get that type of credit.

[@toostressedtobeblessed]

LITERALLY LOL

[@_nutcracker]

Kills 8 people: one in a billion Kills 33 people: in jail

[@TheLivingThanos]

Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer have higher K/D ratio and yet nobody says One in a billion

[@user-ev4lq5fr1o]

Mila even told viewers to boycott the movie when she came to know its being renamed american psycho 2

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@Random-sk6hm]

Tbh I wouldn't want anyone seeing me in that either 😭

[@finn049]

WAIT THIS COMMENT SECTION IS STILL ALIVE WHAT

[@valx5]

@@finn049yaaaaa we still here !!

[@Lmon_licker]

​@@valx5don't stop the train

[@holysickdivinenights]

The sequel that isn’t a sequel that I hate the most is *Mean* *Girls* *2*

[@lillianaoneal9231]

*shudder* No, please Don't I I can't take it.

[@calmgoodfire4662]

Troll 2

[@dionysusfilms165]

That movie was literally like a fever dream to me

[@maxojchase1231]

*moist

[@felixsegg1483]

I did not even know there was a second mean girls

[@topd1prospect]

This is just Meg Griffin fantasizing about going to college.

[@Forca_Barca]

Mila just was in a silly goofy devious mood

[@stproducciones9140]

American Psycho 2 just reinforces how badly the original movie was marketed, the trailers and the posters really wanted the general public to think it was some scary and twisted crime drama like Silence of the Lambs when in reality it was something different. I bet many people back then went in expecting a horror movie and were disappointed to see a bunch of bussiness card talk.

[@vydave]

That is a brilliant point, I hadn't even considered that.

[@Handlelesswithme]

I mean it’s not like their was a small manuscript in which the movie used to inspire itself that got the message of it being mostly gumpy talk

[@Emu19]

This is completely true. I have never watched American Psycho and I thought it was everything you described. Only after I've seen this video have I become aware that it's not just some cult classic horror movie, and might actually be worth a watch. Interesting as hell.

[@CatBxtchNami]

@@Emu19 Let me guess you are one of these pretentious assholes that think horror movies can't be good movies.

[@Kxvito]

@@Emu19 Have you watched it yet?

[@sonictennyson2201]

I want an American Psycho 3 where Patrick Bateman comes back from the grave to get revenge against Mila Kunis for killing him and ruining his legacy

[@dumbdead8835]

Take my money

[@uhhhsabrina9359]

I recently watched American Psycho 2 with my friend, and we kept anticipating Patrick coming back as a zombie, no joke, when the closet corpse showed up we screamed because we were hoping our stupid zombie Bateman joke was real

[@sonictennyson2201]

@@uhhhsabrina9359 I wanna make a fanfic based of this and my comment

[@AlexanderNash]

No, American Psycho 3 where they only make passing references ONLY to the sequel but the plot of the movie is completely unrelated to serial killers.

[@susioeandno1else]

Only if Mila Kunis plays her character as Meg from Family Guy

[@tomatoanus]

such a disappointment that you didn't have danny or someone else do the commentary in this video for you. that way its more in the vein of the sequels that aren't sequels.

[@Pogxxx]

tomatoanus o shit waddup tomatoanus

[@dudephillips]

In vain.

[@thornprick2645]

@@dudephillips in this case it would be "in the vein"

[@catherinekoester2392]

But he did. He did do that. When he made a joke.... about Danny doin it..... he already made the joke. It’s not a good idea because he already made the effing joke

[@elena-sb6sj]

@@catherinekoester2392 chill out it's hypothetical

[@xletragedyx]

If Larry the Cable Guy drove all that way to get snow, he could have gotten the toy from a different town

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

I was actually super interested in your film analysis of American Psycho, Drew. It was cool to see how much you care about it, and you explained your interest in a very intriguing way and actually made me wanna watch it. Would love to see you do more.

[@minichou]

Please watch it, it's an amazing movie

[@spookyrabbit19]

Book is even better imo, if you have the patience for it

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

Rowan Gow funny enough books hold my attention more than movies, so I'll probably read it and then watch it

[@grim_56]

​@@cloverdeityhearted8729 Did you?

[@chasesearle556]

So basically the executives just said "Shut up, Meg."

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Executives? Do you mean producer

[@awkwardgremlin2561]

Shut up heather!

[@hatsunememekuoisaneet]

awkward gremlin sorry heather!

[@myusername1385]

yh probably also nice family guy reference

[@kate434]

@@awkwardgremlin2561 YES HEATHERS ASDFGFGFG

[@LeeK.ayfaucet]

I'm gonna need him to drop that skin care routine

[@excuseu2563]

Ikr

[@Candela115]

Lighting

[@sophiem6040]

noted. what’s after lighting

[@myusername1385]

he stays healthy WHICH YOU CAN DO TOO WITH HELLO FRESH WHO IS THE SPONSER FOR THIS COMMENT ive been seeing a lot of hello fresh ads and it seems pretty cool thank you for reading

[@kerpheflcentmeter6882]

@My Username I like your name :)

[@alexstuart4495]

The American psycho book shows Patrick’s separation from reality a lot more clearly also, he specifically mentions hallucinating things so in some ways he’s a lot more aware of his separation (not trying to be annoying and say the book was better 🙏 the movie is amazing)

[@TheSalami]

This isn't really a sequel.

[@Peepsters...]

@@TitanCrusher101 woah calm down there mate

[@TitanCrusher101]

potato boi no.

[@user-no7oj8ud8b]

That final scene looks exactly like that photo of the girl in front of the burning house

[@akkinda]

Omg yes

[@KRUGSTON]

*That's what your momma said*

[@Nionix123]

Airoah can someone get a clip of this

[@pessimist9464]

@@garrickkthegreat1705 I haven't seen you _out_ of third grade.

[@garrickkthegreat1705]

I was just trying to have a little fun, I didn't mean to upset anyone. Sorry I'll delete my comments and not comment again.@::

[@notasian7620]

i almost cringed to death at that part

[@LoopyMoopy-vf8rq]

8:35 the meme of the girl looking smug at a camera while a building burns down

[@hiddenunderahood2052]

Sequels that aren’t sequels 3 (the sequeling)

[@callmeblubber5038]

The squeakuel

[@emilysipswater6104]

sequels that aren't sequels 4: resurrection

[@MercurySG3M]

the threequel

[@audrey9947]

Sequels That Aren't Sequels (sequel to the sequel)

[@RuckusRugs]

And he should make it a completely unrelated video about something totally different lol

[@vanchan0111]

“She was one in a million” Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, The zodiac killer left the chat

[@barelyalive4335]

to make it even worse he said billion 😭

[@Bobsaget121]

Because she’s a teenage girl, any serial killer that isn’t a white man is an anomaly.

[@djtheturtle1399]

@@Bobsaget121 sure but that's not why they said one in a million, they just wanted it to be dramatic not that they cared about how rare she might've been

[@djtheturtle1399]

@@Bobsaget121 also theres been a bunch of female serial killers, not any recent ones that have become really notorious though

[@williamb2184]

Oh damn, where did Ted Cruz go after leaving the chat?

[@lilnoe8274]

"it would be as if i had done nothing at all" **looks to camera and smirks** **first second of oops i did it again plays**

[@selfsessions3515]

(5:55) as you’re describing how you interpret the movie you reminded me of a few scenes in Birds of Prey, the first one being Harley Quinn driving a truck into that place and her imagining a big beautiful colourful explosion; meanwhile in the cop lady’s perspective it was just a destructive explosion and fire.

[@haleyemerson488]

Bold of you to assume that Larry the Cable Guy knows what the internet is

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Hahaha southerners are dumb. All comedians who act dumb are dumb.

[@nickrustyson8124]

That's bold of you to assume that you think a guy who plays a character that is dumb, means that he is dumb in real life.

[@jd5726]

He's a cable guy he should know what the internet is

[@tristanchaplin392]

Larry the cable day is hilarious. I only know him from cars, but I really like him.

[@jd5726]

@@tristanchaplin392 did he do Mac's voice?

[@worm1335]

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[@mmartins8455]

Good job.

[@osoroshidesu2017]

What

[@Name-fk8zk]

Osoro Shidesu read the book 😂😂

[@osoroshidesu2017]

The Female i know lol but it just makes no sense out of context

[@livinglightning8097]

Is that... a JoJo's reference?

[@yikes_1219]

You know what American Psycho 2 is missing A watermark

[@d.phillips1692]

Omg, the first one had a watermark!

[@Nic-pv6in]

Don’t forget the sensible thickness

[@deepinmythots752]

*E G G S H E L L W H I T E*

[@chipps6122]

Hi um 999th like

[@tbuckley2031]

The tasteful thickness of the first one’s script

[@matsukinakamura696]

I think you honestly missed an important part of American Psycho. Bateman started killing and torturing people because of the emptiness he felt. He tried incredibly hard to be visible with no avail, and he, to some extent, recognised that his life is just a facade to fit in with society.

[@isabellamorris7902]

I thought even that was kind of a lie, in the end (at least in the novel).

[@jillybean9563]

I love how he explained American Psycho vs the "sequel." I'm a die hard American psycho/Patrick Bateman fan. I didnt even know there was a "sequel" until like a year ago when i came across it on demand, I literally watched the opening scene and as soon at Patrick Bateman was killed by a child, I turned it off. After watching this, I'm stoked I didnt sit through it. I'm actually offended. Whyyyy even try to taint a masterpiece of a movie?

[@user-tc9ko6gi6j]

Jillybean I love your comment, but your spelling of “Psycho” gave me cancer. 😂

[@jillybean9563]

@@user-tc9ko6gi6j Fsyco? Hahaaaa. I didn't even realise I spelled it wrong 😂😂😂

[@jillybean9563]

@@user-tc9ko6gi6j Sorry you have cancer now. Lol

[@FauxFoxPaw]

Honestly I couldn't stand American Psycho myself, but yeah this was still an insult to the original, hands down lol.

[@sizzoro1818]

Art of Swords what was wrong with the first one i thought it was a amazing film

[@malirstar]

“Janitor” he says, HOW DARE YOU SIR. Arwin was the HOTEL ENGINEER

[@KealohaHarrison]

Finally someone said it!!! Drew needs to apologize and give Arwin Hawkhauser the respect he deserves

[@CreeperGameTech]

Wasn't Larry the Cable Guy also in the Tooth Fairy 2, a film unrelated to the Tooth Fairy?

[@Endycat1]

7:36 you know, it’s funny that this line could also work in family guy

[@mvwinf]

8:34 * girl standing in front of a house fire meme *

[@rebeccak9597]

Omg nooo

[@jcl418]

Remember her? This is her now Feel old yet?

[@jojojet90]

I'm confused because American Psycho has a legitimate sequel The Rules of Attraction staring James Vanderbeek as Patrick Bateman's younger brother. It was based on the book written by the same person who wrote American Psycho.

[@MoronBoshi]

Well either way this isn't a sequel. It's another movie but they slapped the name on it. Don' think of it as a sequel because the movie doesn't deserve this terribleness. Although would it have been better if it wasn't a "sequel"?

[@MusicalJourneysThruCinema]

The therapist and one of the cops from American Psycho 2 were also in Cube 2: Hypercube. Another shitty "sequel".

[@Grayson_Cox]

Ugh, the original was so good and underrated, it did not deserve that god awful sequel.

[@jackmattingly6780]

Watch Pyrocynical talk about cube 2 it’s a super good breakdown of how terrible it is

[@gezi5927]

At least Cube 2 is a “so bad it’s good” movie

[@kattozilla74]

I haven't seen Cube 1 but I've seen some of Hypercube and it made me very uncomfortable (not because it was really bad but because of the...body horror? Yeah I was young)

[@hammerite6418]

Only thing good about cube 2 is Todd howard

[@trans_ylvania8537]

but if your mama said "you can do better than that" (6:40) doesn't that just mean you're bad at sex?

[@iwannaleave7504]

Your right it should've been "thats not what your momma said"

[@DancingCrickets04]

I thought it was supposed to be like, "That's what you're momma said when she gave birth to you"

[@natschbatsch]

Did anyone ever notice how perfectly sculpted Drews eyebrows look. Look at them! They’re perfect 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

naachi Brow goals.

[@thisphoneisbusted]

unlike DANNY, Drew has perfect, not-deformed brows

[@juggmkj]

Can I see your feet to judge how well they were sculpted please?

[@mali-fo1qm]

Jugg MKJ I can’t tell if you are making a terrible joke or are being disgusting.

[@natschbatsch]

Magical Mali how about both? 🤔

[@shiningskies47]

That business card scene could be in an anime.

[@thomaslemos2240]

Austin that’s like the potato chip scene in Death Note

[@astralphene]

American Psycho business card scene but instead of Patrick Bateman meticulously analyzing a perfect business card it's just Deku muttering while aggressively writing notes about it

[@Luneminal]

Other dude: *presents card* Patrick: Nani!?

[@shutupberdly]

@@Luneminal nAnI?

[@JanieBee]

Yes!!!!

[@MariannaVlogs]

I went to the website. I wasn’t disappointed.

[@maksymillian]

What website

[@cihlaface]

@@maksymillian tootfart.com

[@reindeerage]

it almost gave me a panic attack but i lived

[@doombuggy123]

I was. 1) he promised we could make our own tootfart.com but he clearly has that domain name And 2) there’s no way to contact Arnie. He killed him. :(

[@bobmarshall8527]

The ending of American Psycho heavily implies that it’s all in Bateman’s head and he actually hasn’t killed anyone. It also only makes sense if it is, there’s big clues in the movie such as when he kills that hooker with the chainsaw dropping it perfectly in position down the stairs and how the body in the apartment he left is gone or when he’s been chased by the helicopter on a shooting spree yet then nothing happens. Plus the big one being the guy who said he had lunch with Paul Alan. So AP2 already retcons that.

[@funkydude8196]

Insulting to the viewers intelligence? Hunny, what intelligence?

[@maggiek558]

henny* but go awf

[@redhammer92]

@chicken nuggets *bawk*

[@funkydude8196]

Some Guy I agree

[@_Amit_Sunil]

Hi SquareSpace, I'd like to tell you that this is the first time I've actually viewed an entire ad of yours by a content creator on KZbin. You're not paying Drew enough for those impressions

[@reefwon]

.

[@kitwarrior4life124]

!

[@reefwon]

?

[@FowlsNest]

¿

[@dedgrips]

¡

[@isunktheship]

I like how your camera didn't want to watch this either, so it blurred the whole thing

[@extremjulius9821]

I have a huge headache after watching this...

[@audrey9557]

I thought it was just my bad internet

[@Zerklass]

This town ain't big enough for the two of us.

[@isunktheship]

@@Zerklass oh snap! I joined in 2006, I think this means you have to change your icon.. I'll let it slide this time.

[@trecoolman23]

Imagine if this sequel was a totally different video about Drew and Danny reacting to Hard Rock Nick again.

[@_notcolorful]

10:08 Genuinely thought they were gonna play Solja Boy

[@dizzysaturn1096]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@Albeit_Jordan]

"american psycho 2 is a movie no one asked for" and by the sound of it, also a movie that technically no one actually made

[@Horrorbotyt]

Honestly I feel like if they hadn't made The Girl Who Would Not Die into a sequel it would have been so much better. Cheesy, sure, but the kind of cheesy we all like to watch, like Killer Klowns or My Bloody Valentine

[@dancoroian1]

The "not like other girls" is strong with this one

[@h.drippp]

i wön der if it’s 👁 👁 👃 👄 gonna melt

[@logandaugherty492]

It melted 👁👃👁👄

[@theapoop2240]

waiT A FELLOW HOPE WORLD STAN CMERE

[@h.drippp]

salma the idiot 😤😤💪🏽

[@theapoop2240]

Say hello to my HOPE WORLD 👁👄👁 🦵🏻🦵🏻

[@xbigcolex1912]

12:26

[@CoughE]

_This isn't even a sequel. smh_

[@CoughE]

@Naveen Xavier To add a bit of irony to the joke

[@sairuhbby]

It didn't even have the original guy! Just a flashback with Danny and the the rest was knock off Danny. We've been fooled, guy.

[@TheNachbarino]

@@CoughE smh my head

[@PeterGriffin11]

This isn't even a sequel. smh 2

[@inesrebelo2844]

Do you even sequel bro

[@ryanreynolds5260]

We all know the Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel is the best sequel

[@jackathy]

At least it's the same characters.

[@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916]

Clearly only intellectuals would understand the true deeper message in "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel"

[@therealbingobango]

You know how babysitters take the kids to the movies... Mine Did This. My father didn't do a background check on who he hired. Slams jokers head on desk

[@dairymold]

One of the biggest differences between AP and AP2 is tone. Bateman is unhinged but presents himself in such a pulled-together way that his 'high-functioning' psychosis goes undetected by his peers. He's stone-faced, he expresses the 'wrong' emotions, his logic is skewed and he will kill people in his way because he feels no remorse... he's not self-aware, he performs sanity and has no idea what is wrong with murder as long as he isn't caught. Meanwhile, Kunis' character seems to actually have a grasp of how divergent she is from the norm. She seems to understand that what she's doing is wrong. It's a tonal shift from the original on top of being a sound design, editing, directional, etc. failure... Good video. These movies aren't on everyone's radar (no doubt because they were such flops) so they seldom get the criticism they deserve.

[@acesolo]

Adrian James If you American Psycho is a flop then you have no taste in movies you fat bitch. Go back to watching “The Big Fish”

[@remliqa]

@@acesolo I don't think you or the guy above you (Ultimate Despair ) understand what a "flop" means. A movie that flop doesn't mean the movie was bad, it mean the movie didn't make money (or lose money) at the box office. For example both Blade Runner 2049 and Kubo and the Two Strings are very good movies (some even say great movies) but both of them are huge flops. While I can't be sure if American Psycho is a flop (it made 34 million on a 7 million budget , 15 million from NA alone), it sure wasn't a financial hit.

[@acesolo]

remliqa It wasn’t a flop. I understand what a flop means, this isn’t 3rd grade remliqa. She used it in a negative tone, just comparing American Psycho to AP 2 non canon piece of shit is an insult to the original. To this day it still is attracting new viewers, it’s brilliant.

[@finngrimes8873]

@@acesolo " These movies aren't on everyone's radar (no doubt because they were such flops) so they seldom get the criticism they deserve." Pretty sure 'these movies' is referring to the movies that are the topic of criticism in the video. Drew does nothing but praise AP, it doesn't make any sense that the antecedent in OP's sentence would be referring to AP and AP2 as a group when that sentence immediately follows a comment about the video.

[@acesolo]

Finn Grimes k

[@mlgwolvesmeep]

I love the ending Scene to much it just It like I've done nothing at all 👁👄👁 And theres the one beat of the end credits theme

[@abbycontant]

Drew Gooden sounds like KZbin John Mulaney change my mind

[@s.d.6759]

I'd say he sounds more like Owen Wilson. To me, at least

[@JasGoodgameJamzYuh]

Finally someone else comments on it. His entire delivery is so much like John Mulaney

[@Sam-gg9kn]

in a way absolutely

[@arigat-o9670]

Can Drew please voice Spider-Ham?

[@emyf9197]

👁👁 👃 👄

[@junab3743]

I laugh more times in your ads alone than I do in an episode of SNL. Thanks for the dopamine, Drew.

[@ey8566]

*screams in legally blondeS*

[@katherinecespedes7619]

God, that movie is awful

[@nicholaswetzel7119]

British Twins from Zack and Cody > Reese Witherspoon

[@chalkkish]

It’s so terrible

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

Even though LB2: Red, White, and Blonde was a step down, I still enjoyed it when I was younger, but Legally Blondes isn't even good to a 9-year-old and covers the actual downgraded sequel up 😂

[@lemonboy5498]

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde is a staple in American Cinema and can only be described as a masterpiece

[@miink1861]

Make a sequels that aren't sequels 3 that's just a completely unrelated video

[@funkyred4]

Lmao

[@angelabaxter2811]

And use Danny Gonzales

[@aFangirlsVideoMania]

So basically clickbait

[@loafoftofu6773]

Words cannot describe how disappointed I am over the fact that this video was an actual sequel.

[@RealBradMiller]

12:31 You can actually drive up the mountains of Hawaii, fill your truck bed with snow and drive back down before it melts. Heck, People go skiing and to the beach in the same day. Does anyone care? Probably not, but I'll still put it out there. Lol

[@zaynamogus]

WHAT SHE LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE A TROOM TROOM NARRATOR JDJDNXJDNSJ

[@jenjen_oreo]

OMG AHAHHAHA

[@animallover5843]

YES XD

[@naushinahmad588]

LoOkS liKe BlOnDiE iS aBoUt tO diE

[@matewhatthefuck6516]

Fuck, I hate that I know what a troom troom narrator sounds like 🤣😭

[@costalmole280]

Can people on the internet just laugh normally

[@jettwashed]

the sequel we all wanted *and* needed

[@alessandrocwilliam]

But we don't deserve it

[@nahalalala]

True

[@lilabeaudry292]

the passion in your voice talking about these movies gets me every single time. love u drew :(

[@pannnella]

Love you drew >:(

[@maybelater4600]

just got tricked into watching an entire sponsor segment, this dude is legitimately talented

[@livtambini215]

it would be as if I've done *nothing at all...* ;)

[@charchar234cj]

*cheesy, teen, romcom movie music plays*

[@Lochnessmonster_]

THATS WHAT YOUR MAMA SAID

[@FowlsNest]

@@Lochnessmonster_ You beat me to it

[@keriti]

She kills this guy, She kills this guy, she kills this girl, she kills the teacher then she kills this security guard. *whoo you go girl..?*

[@isaacrosen6446]

yo drew is straight up so brilliant that he made the sponsorship ad part of the video, the best part of the video

[@TooFarSouth-qn3bk]

0:50 But Drew, I love hearing you complain about old and cringe movies. It makes me happy 😊. Thank you for all the amazing content, and I hope you have a great day!