God Tier ASMR - The Definitive Director's Cut Edition Remastered in 4K with Bonus Content

[@louthinator]

I can't tell if Paul was just having a weird day when he made this video or if the over-the-top expressions are to mess with the people who point out that he looks really depressed whenever he does no-talking videos. Either way I am thoroughly entertained.

[@ledocteur7701]

this definitely looks like the standard weird day. it happens, people just usually stop after a few minutes, but not Paul.

[@tigrex3622]

Paul just had one of the Scooby Snacks

[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

@@vyperr47 as soon as you said that I had to check and had the 😐 face from the thumbnail and the 😀 from the video side by side and I am losing it

[@WobiNomicon]

His name is Paul

[@devinallen4708]

He's literally the Andy Kaufman of ASMR

[@michio8752]

this man is someone, something, we cannot comprehend with our mortal brains

[@rhodesb9741]

I agree

[@PomadaGaming]

stare more expressive than a billion words from a billion people

[@louthinator]

He's a living cognitohazard

[@DayTripper44925]

I never thought it to be possible that one could experience both comfort and discomfort at the same time... 🤔

[@michio8752]

@@DayTripper44925 it is a strange experience is it not

[@radinnouri7495]

I don't know if i should sleep because of the sounds or never sleep because of the visuals

[@surfnsunshinekat]

same

[@peresusjacksonfan]

Yes

[@gustavoalonsolopezwolf9098]

Both

[@cldgt]

Have you ever seen something this scary yet relaxing?

[@aight4494]

He invented the rift rizz

[@Superman-ls6ow]

@@aight4494 asmrizz

[@King5Alex]

Yes, it's called death. Most relaxing and scary thing in the world

[@cldgt]

@@King5Alex well I can't quite agree that death is relaxing i guess it's more like tiring (in cases of long term illnesses) or even painful i think it's quite a bliss to die in a sleep (which is may be scary yet relaxing)

[@tbone9509]

Yesnt

[@WibblyWobblyWoo]

Nice. I was hoping they'd do a collectors edition, with a 3d lifesize ceramic Corvus bust but this is good too.

[@mox.]

i could NOT be trusted with that

[@iceyak5406]

All I got was the paper mache, when I mailed in my order. I REQUIRE MARBLE.

[@sm1thereens]

@@mox. the jar

[@CatLady110]

0:04 I was half expecting uncle E to just stay in that position for an hour and a half

[@davinpaz1871]

I'd watch that video. I'm not sure what that says about me but it is er were talking about

[@Yahnoaha]

I love this community. 😄💛

[@shrummajor114]

@@davinpaz1871 probably a side of effect of the lockdown. During that time we’d watch just about anything, even the random stuff that the algorithm gives us.

[@tobygwinnell]

ER’s cheeks must be burning with the amount of smiling done in this video

[@lastcrazyhorn]

You’re not kidding, geez.

[@alexcobalt6302]

Oh wow, indeed

[@cryptixzz1]

😉

[@tobygwinnell]

@@cryptixzz1 no.

[@dmonicplays8374]

Fun fact: smiling uses up less facial muscles than frowning

[@RowanMackenzie]

I can't express how loud I laughed when you raised that magnifying glass over your mouth

[@keegansayshi2479]

I WHEEZED ☠️

[@Yahnoaha]

I don't think it's appropriate to laugh like this at this hour. 😅

[@stoopidrak4482]

@@Yahnoaha 🤖

[@MrXXXRyanoceros]

I feel like every one of his videos should be prefaced "God Tier Asmr"

[@emmetkuczmynda7861]

extremely true

[@sadflix8754]

And “definitive directors cut edition remastered in 4K with bonus content”

[@aetherchannel7148]

I love how you see the completely opposite on the thumbnail of what you will experience in the first few seconds. This made me laugh hard

[@whitespace6383]

He means no harm; he simply wants to explore and express his emotions! He didn't mean to wake you up more than sleep. He wants to be friends, to venture through his fantasies with you, we promise! No refunds!

[@ralphisxamida8533]

"He isn't mad he just wants to play"

[@whitespace6383]

@@ralphisxamida8533 "All bark no bite"

[@seph9407]

I thoroughly enjoyed both the ASMR and your comment 🌚

[@whitespace6383]

@@seph9407 Thank you :)

[@8492nd]

Truly... One of the asmr's of all time.

[@DayTripper44925]

Loved the bit where rift thought in his head: "It's Riftin' Time!" Then Rifted all over the place.

[@TheSizzleDash]

You aren’t funny

[@imSeamless_]

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[@stormmanning7160]

I’ve been watching this man for nearly 8 years and I’ve loved every minute of it 😂

[@yourlifesucks6920]

Sheesh. I've been watching him since 2016 myself... it's crazy how he's just been consistently good at this for so long. I don't think anyone else would be better suited to make these videos

[@Swinsl]

damn, you've been watching this video for a long time.

[@asdfasdfadsfasdf]

"Why don't you play with the neighbor's kid?" The neighbor's kid: 1:03:20

[@primalboi96]

LMAO THAT GRIN!!

[@evanb.529]

Genuinely curious how many times he had to record certain segments of this video without laughing. I feel like it'd be a lot, but at the same time, ER is a man of sheer commitment and determination so maybe it was just one take lol

[@EphemeralRift]

1 take. Always 1 take. I get the giggles out with the initial idea ;)

[@cryppi1510]

@@EphemeralRift That's incredible!

[@jonathon_CCM]

@@EphemeralRift like a true king

[@DorneysHouseofGames]

@@EphemeralRift that is quite impressive, wow

[@RoundSeal]

Perfect for when you're in a 'you have depression and you're in a weird mood, not negative, just weird' sort of headspace. I'm cackling and clapping my little hands with glee like a toddler. Was not expecting that. 🤷‍♂️

[@nickonerd]

I always love it when Paul messes with his viewers, LMAO! I was laughing so much I couldn't sleep. Still relaxed!

[@evelynnarrington1650]

Is Paul his actual name? Or the character he's acting as rn. I've always known him as uncle E

[@SusieLegionDBD]

@@evelynnarrington1650 it's his actual name

[@dflamm210]

i’m both frightened and intrigued by the intro

[@LilRock2K]

It's hard to believe that I've been watching this channel for over 8 years now. I just want to say thank you Uncle E, the amount of nights I would've gone sleepless throughout high school and after without your channel is insane but these videos have helped me through it all. I love your content and how it's changed and evolved through the years, I can't wait to see where it goes from here.

[@GiafyViews]

Was he creepy, or were we all so tired that he looked creepy? He was just smiling, nothing out of the ordinary, and he also prepared such amazing asmr. Thank you very much for this video!

[@goodguybjorn]

He just wasn’t smiling with his eyes, which is why it was sort of creepy

[@spncerfrezrotmg1570]

I think 3:09 answers this question pretty well 😅

[@Vallite_God]

I’ve never seen something that’s so funny, yet disturbing, yet relaxing all at the same time until now

[@mr.revolution4109]

I remember when you first released the God Tier ASMR short, and I paid close attention to some of the things you used in this amd that short. However, I keep seeing people noticing how awkward it is looking at you smiling so much, but I can explain why... You said in your short that the idea was you were playing as a God trapped in a mortal body, so the uncanny faces can mean one of three things: 1. The God is enfactuated by these mortal possessions, and doesn't know how to react using a human face 2. The emotional expression the God is trying to convey is one that can't fully be replicated by the body, so it comes off as uncanny and odd Or 3. He is doing it intentionally to mess with the viewers- Either way, great video Paul!

[@masonbruner1239]

It's option 3, it's always option 3

[@thomasgraham742]

Eh no offense intended but I think you meant to say "infatuated"

[@Lonesomebird]

Come for the tingles, stay for the weirdness.

[@viveillyvi]

57:06 I'm currently writing a book and one of the characters has the tendency to stare at people. I'm thinking about how to describe his stare since a while now but I think I have a fitting description now. He's doing *THE RIFT STARE* No seriously, I think I have better words for describing the mimic now, thank you :D

[@gogetoblue9690]

what a wholesome way to get inspiration

[@tigrex3622]

This is highly disturbing to see yet relaxing to hear...im just...gonna close my eyes yeah

[@danielzell52]

That smile... That damned smile...

[@neekotaku5635]

And then returns to his family like he didn't just spend an hour smiling, making aggressive eye-contact with a lens while playing with a wooden doll.

[@neekotaku5635]

Yay I feel validated

[@DavidWhispers]

I'm howling. You're a complete psycho and I love you so much dude I can't look at your wide eyed happy stare and not break 😂

[@blackcatclaw5463]

Ahhh this shall be exciting *grabs blanket*

[@CongaYT]

Imagine this being someone's first experience with ASMR

[@goronimus304]

This is what the scientist saw when he looked into the Large Hadron Collider.

[@RowanMackenzie]

This is 100% going to be one of my favourite videos of yours of all time, purely because it has a lot of my favourite triggers/objects, and any time I happened to look at the video I would see you making a silly face lol

[@missm.e9914]

it is 1.30AM, I am watching a man in a cactus shirt rub a cardboard tube on his beard... life is, fine I guess

[@Firstname..Lastname]

Already watched the whole video. This is a masterpiece

[@robertjuniordorval9982]

How?

[@benbrown4767]

bro is on a different level

[@robertjuniordorval9982]

@@benbrown4767 God Tier lol!!

[@DinkyDink]

I love the thought of someone who's never watched his videos before coming across this

[@futuristic.handgun]

There's an old Memeulous video where he pokes fun at ASMR and good ol' Uncle E is featured heavily in the video. I believe there's a scene where he jokes about how can this not give one nightmares and cuts to a shot of Rift making a similar face to this video. 😂

[@MegasLagann]

I don't think I've ever had my fight or flight response active while simultaneously being relaxed before This channel has just unlocked a brand new feeling

[@MInorek5]

I'm absolutely serious while saying that this, right here, is a work of art

[@MacaqueStinx]

Man, its weird, seeing the community go from referring to you as Uncle E to Paul over the years. I've been watching since, idunno, maybe 2013, 2014ish? Its crazy how you just keep coming up with new and fresh ideas constantly. Also, idunno what it is about the over the top exaggerated facial expressions, but they genuinely made me laugh. Jim Carrey-esque. They're so exaggerated that they're bordering on inhuman, really stepping into uncanny valley territory with this one. The expression of childish wonderment, and I mean childish in the literal sense, not the insulting way, got me especially good, it reminded me of a newborn taking in it's surroundings for the first time ever. Glad to see the Lego Atari joystick get some screentime, as the debut of it in the building video was not enough.

[@EphemeralRift]

i will admit Jim Carrey was an influence with one of the faces where I do the exaggerated "wow"

[@MacaqueStinx]

@@EphemeralRift That's what led me to think so. Have you ever considered a career in acting for tv shows or something? The amount of thought and care and professionalism put into your acting is superb. You could very easily be your own director, as well as an actor, I'd reckon. Also, that bewildered expression when you pull up the gift was pretty hilarious.

[@beanman1301]

Humans, heed this warning, the beans are coming, you have until rift uploads 3 videos after this one to prepare yourselves, good luck, and may only the strongest survive

[@tripletrouble7334]

As always you make amazing content!

[@tinglenation1141]

Already can’t wait for the 10th anniversary rerelease

[@jacobski4824]

This truly says something about our society

[@mruntoastedbagel8281]

Right before going to sleep, finaly some new asmr to sleep. Well like always on this channel! :D *I think I remember him wearing this shirt in the pc building asmr

[@cryppi1510]

This title seems like it was so fun to write! xD I really like this character (if this is a character!)! It's creepy, inhuman, charming, curious!

[@DayTripper44925]

That smile lands smack dab at the bottom of the uncanny valley 😐😂 Poor Uncle E's facial muscles must be aching after this one.

[@Shaddoes]

i never thought i could be unsettled and utterly relaxed in the same instant

[@henry7001]

This actually is some God Tier ASMR though😆

[@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets]

0:00 This is a new record for my getting uncomfy watching any ASMR video.

[@callumo4555]

For some reason exaggerated facial expressions are such a powerful visual trigger for me 😌 so this is great

[@Houndlock643]

This is Rift discovering ASMR for the first time….. Even though this is in fact the ten billionth time.

[@richardaviles353]

The descriptive of this video is something I would see on a DVD box

[@Bknchz]

What a plot... So many different emotions! I'm truly impressed

[@oashe10]

My face lit up when I say Reign In Blood come on screen.....FUCKING SLAYERRRRRRRRR

[@unclepitch]

Fuck yeah

[@primomafioso7679]

I feel the esoteric old world knowledge being beamed into my brain from this tingly video

[@unclepitch]

Ace Ventura pet detective's serial killer cousin vibes here. And I love it.

[@iSMG971]

In the first moments, I seriously thought, he would jump out of my screen.

[@Numin_RKK]

How is this man so amazing at being uncanny, whilst making me relax and fall asleep?

[@That_Warr_Hunder_Gamer]

The start of the video reminds me so much of that one weird kid across the street your mom always made you play with as a kid

[@southerncatlady]

Holy crap! For the first time in ages, ASMR finally worked! I just woke up a little bit ago, and I almost went right back to sleep while listening to this. Thank you!! 🖤 Also, WHERE did you get that Nightmare Before Christmas wrapping paper? I NEED some in my life!

[@MinorSpiffy]

I love weird ASMR, its funny and relaxing.

[@Ary_Ashura]

God Tier ASMR 2: The Ultimate Definitive Ultra Edition Remastered 8k HD Remix Turbo MEGA Super Infinitive Legacy Collection R + Bowser's Minions

[@MrTechNetMod]

This man is a national treasure, and we must protect him all cost

[@Adam_Ballard_Abomboom]

I love how expressive he is in the video compared to the chapter thumbnails that are all just the same picture of him with a blank face lmao

[@Kihl97]

When I found you back in 2012, I was new to ASMR and found your Chris crinkle house of tingles vid. That was awesome. You were really great back then. What you have turned into today is… even better! Your creativity is astonishing and you keep exceeding expectations. Keep it up Paul. - A long time fan and viewer

[@corvoseesthevoid2373]

It's like If a skin Walker tried making ASMR videos

[@aahhhh101]

This… this is a fever dream a nightmare and yet puts you to sleep all in one and I don’t know what to feel are if am feeling something new or a combination of emotions… I just don’t know it 2 am right now I give up

[@Lusiggy]

As soon as the video started I looked down and started reading the description and when I looked back up I almost shat myself

[@ZeffiesMC]

can't wait for the rerelease with director's commentary

[@baronofflames2874]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

[@laurelloaf]

Yup, just sitting here watching a grown man rub an empty toilet paper roll on his beard to relax before bed. Nothing weird at all.

[@spec5385]

Day 34 of asking ER of making a video where he tells inanimate objects just how truly he appreciates them.

[@dragonweavez5658]

Best directed film of the decade, the directors cut is a must watch!

[@triochelov]

Me, when my relatives and family’s friends attend us:

[@izenheimreborn6390]

How does ER have a smile that is both rather comforting and deeply disturbing at the same time?

[@SpotTugBoat7057]

ER has to be one of the best and unique asmrtists ive ever seen

[@gordonproductions284]

When i run out of ammo and need use the knife in the game The players in paintball: 57:32

[@spncerfrezrotmg1570]

I’m getting Black Hole Sun music video vibes from these facial expressions 😂

[@kasuki800]

Keep eye contact. The moment you blink he will attack.

[@darkness7705]

This man has seen things, unimaginable thing while working the over night shifts at the scp foundation.

[@nasenmann234]

You cant do an Intro like that. I watch your videos while I'm high 💀😂

[@sterben8869]

ive never had an ASMR video both unsettle and comfort me at the same time, this is truly a historic moment

[@saularias365]

I'm actually curious about what is going through his mind as he makes these faces... like what he's commenting about all that

[@hollysterland]

Loving that wrapping paper Uncle E!! Thanks again for everything you do! Even the creepy faces! 🦇

[@DarkIrony]

Danm the cone of silence does not mute the video anymore, must be running out of power.

[@Game_Craig]

i love how the thumbnail looks completely normal, until you watch the video...

[@thebolda3229]

When people say “I stared into the abyss and it stared back” this is what they mean

[@tylerzsommer]

Masterful work. The original short is soo funny. And this extended directors cut somehow matches the energy of the original so well. Hope you got a well deserved face massage after this one Uncle E

[@Squashh_1]

I think an scp escaped... Should i run

[@dylaninpieces2]

This is the weirdest ASMR video I've ever seen in my entire life.

[@tacplayzboi]

I'm still waiting for my Collectors Edition to get but I'm glad it was uploaded somewhere. Now I don't have to wait!

[@OrkBraedan]

I'm fucking 10 seconds in what is this horror movie smile lmao

[@PomadaGaming]

That 30 second stare at the start already giving me an. Uh. Omen. Dunno if it’s good or bad.

[@Dept_Of_Homeland_Security]

Anytime a name is mentioned in any sort of comment, I'm going to quote Mr. Mactavish, "YOU KNOW NAMES! BIG DEAL! ANYBODY CAN READ A FUCKING DOSSIER!"

[@ryanmuslc]

i try to sleep to this but my attention is firmly grasped by paul’s wild, bottomless eyes

[@steaminghotbelgianwaffles]

I’m picking up some maniac Jim Carrey energy from this video

[@symphoofficial1726]

I don't why but him matching faces with the guys on the Slayer album cracked me up.

[@smikael4003]

Idk about this one. Sure, the smile is good, same for the staring, but when he started acting like an overgrown hairy baby that discovered each object for the first time and has his nasty mouth open in fake awe, I suppose it just ruins the mood for me. Plus the mic can pic up the little mouth-breathing he does, which is kinda a trigger (the wrong kind). What the hell even is this video supposed to be? If he’s trying to stick to smiling, do it, instead of making such nasty saliva sounds when he smiles like the creepy unsanitary guy he is trying to be. Seeing the short that he made, that was way better.

[@digiorniboy]

How the fuck has it been over five years since I’ve started watching you?? And on top of that, you content is still just as, if not more wacky, entertaining, and relaxing as ever!!! Phenomenal, man!!

[@fabryndos9205]

Dude nailed the skin walker interview

[@rowenpinkel110]

Corvus been actin strange after the SCP's Got to him.