God Warrior

This is the greatest warrior of God of All Time

[@jordan2927]

Barry didn't want to marry the "God warrior" he just got caught in her orbit. Poor guy.

[@tuckera6273]

Let's pray for barry 🙏

[@hexzora6722]

damn

[@vexium8127]

Nice one haven't heard that fat joke in years 😂

[@tonyl3012]

Just constantly rotating lol helplessly

[@CarloGoiff666]

God, Jesus, whatever you get the point.

[@disconn3ctd268]

It’s not the holy spirit rising in her, it’s her blood sugar levels.

[@Flipindabird23]

Disconn3ctd I swear to god; I'm fucking dying over here. Have a happy holiday

[@riskvideos]

Also gas

[@kluthbrunner4254]

Lmao

[@disconn3ctd268]

Jared Piper you too

[@ivanoxx]

i was your 1000th like. I'm proud of myself

[@alexvv7162]

Kinda ironic for her to be a god warrior when she has 3 capital sins, gluttony, pride and wrath.

[@lefftee9721]

She is the final boss of the upcoming se7en video game

[@traskforge]

Those are, like, the worst ones too. like lust, envy, sloth, and greed are at least bearable to be around

[@gratzbye8758]

She also freaked out over the pentagram which is a holy symbol. It represents jesus on the cross. The upside down pentagram, similar to the upside down cross, is satanic because it points to hell. Ofc assigning such significant symbolism to objects that you idolize them is questionable but she can't even get her own symbols straight

[@dumb445]

She is in a different sect of the cult known as "Bible belt holy roller"

[@adolfstalin7743]

@@gratzbye8758 isn't it actually the star of David?

[@QuakeGamerROTMG]

"I'm going to heaven" - People that are absolutely not going to heaven

[@-sammot-]

Thanks, made me laugh

[@hankj.wimbleton2897]

This is... made in heaven

[@rust_player5675]

@@hankj.wimbleton2897 god damb what you gonna do now reset the universe?????

[@normalhuman9878]

“You’re all going to hell!” -said to people that have done literally nothing

[@Colin12475]

If heaven is populated by people like this, I'm going to take my chances with Satan.

[@thadiunokona8611]

I like how they slowly cut Barry out because he was to nice to be on a drama show

[@Logan-qz1wt]

Only the bad stuff gets put there because the good doesn't get views and money

[@ariat3381]

@@Logan-qz1wt duh

[@liamwalton4183]

@@Logan-qz1wt Thanks so much for the enlightenment. You've completely changed my views on the world of media

[@scamin441]

@@liamwalton4183 i think we can all agree Barry is really Jesus in disguise

[@HolyHunterOfGold]

I feel sorry for Barry, he gotta deal with her, and get cut out, media panders to the people that enjoy suffering and delusions, which is most of humanity unfortunately, luckily there are places where someone can gather good minded people that still knows how to joke etc, but wants the good shit WE WANT BARRY WE WANT BARRY WE WANT BARRY

[@michaelgallegos1307]

3:11 She literally gets her own boss music while going down the escalator

[@Oddie99000]

this is a really long shot here. man, the tension is really building

[@theguythatasked6400]

______________________ God Warrior The Bane of Barry

[@liquidmodernitytasteslikeu2855]

boss music lmao, this comment made me cry

[@stinkboy7186]

Its all fun and games until your walking down the streets at night and it starts playing

[@squittlequeen2282]

When you turn the game back on after not playing it for like a month and you forgot what you were doing but you’re about to fight a boss with no armor and a stick

[@yatharthagarwal1813]

"Is this the religious fanatics or the racists?" - Charlie, describing the internet

[@sleepy_boi7552]

tbh that quote had me dead

[@simonclarke7309]

An American christiannna

[@areezlakhani3142]

Whats the difference?

[@GenetMJF]

Usually it's 2 in 1.

[@sepeepee]

@@areezlakhani3142 oh shit an edgelord

[@rageaholicc]

"God died on the cross" Jesus: 🧍‍♀️

[@HerveyShmervy]

Same thing

[@Belete5000]

@@HerveyShmervy actually yes, but no lol

[@toastytoast9800]

wdym, hes right there on screen, in the little square

[@NoNameBagu]

So confusion xD

[@jonathanngai5956]

Jesus: am I a joke to you

[@BrokenHedgehog]

By being so damn sure she's getting into Heaven, she's committing the sin of pride.

[@Clark28563]

BrokenHedgehog and gluttony

[@Jotunn96]

I mean if she's repentant on her presumably on the horizon deathbed it doesn't really matter

[@BrokenHedgehog]

@@Jotunn96 Given that she doesn't seem to even realize she's sinning, she probably doesn't think she has anything to repent for.

[@hypernova4725]

A deadly sin none the less

[@courchar]

and sloth...

[@droughtclan8571]

I love how you’re just emotionally attached to Barry

[@vivinestian]

I got attached to him aswell berry doesnt deserve this cruelty

[@wheelie_tonk]

Barry needs love

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Barry needs to fake his death, and go run a dispensary in Canada

[@anormalchest560]

@@TheB00tyWarrior that's oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

@@anormalchest560 no I can just formulate my own jokes without trying to sound like charlie

[@JVeezy109]

When she called psychology 'dark-sided', that was maybe the only moment I felt cool for having a degree in psychology.

[@thecrepeofdeath]

truly unfortunate that these people get that idea in their heads. they need mental help very badly

[@connorpratt8364]

ikr like hearing that, if i had a degree in psychology, I'd feel like I'm a powerful warlock in eldritch power and horror

[@Zoomadose]

Hey, maybe you'll learn to use the force with this 'dark-sided' knowledge

[@miha493]

Indeed, the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@Caleb_Squatongim]

@@miha493 dammit I was gonna say that

[@fakeorchestra4260]

Apparently the "God Warrior" actually opened up after becoming a meme and stopped being so fundamentalist, which is honestly the most heartwarming thing that I can think of. A person who actually changes for the better after taking a look at themselves.

[@charisginn6932]

O dam that's actually inspiring lol

[@BJGvideos]

Do you have a source? I'd like to read up on this.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@BJGvideos Yeah tell me if she gets back on this.

[@amandas2639]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 It's actually true. Esquire did a write-up about it a few years ago. She's a big supporter of the LGBTQ community now. Her oldest daughter died in a car accident a couple years after this episode, and after a bunch of gay and queer fans reached out to her, she began actually seeing them as people instead of monsters. She credits them with helping to pull her out of her depression following her daughter's death, and with helping her open up and be more tolerant.

[@sircharima9082]

@@amandas2639 wow that's crazy. Good for her honestly, never would've expected that kind of turn around. I guess anything is possible

[@wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199]

I feel so bad for Barry, he lives with an angry grizzly bear She looks like she’s been searching for the manager for her whole life. She’s like an annoying substitute teacher

[@onlyontuesdays4483]

r/rareinsults

[@hautakleightontam771]

The whole point of Christianity IS 'searching for the manager'.

[@kalesmart1]

@@hautakleightontam771 god damn amazing, all the followers are just karens trying to speak with the manager

[@descripto2586]

Her manager is God, she speaks to him all the time. Also I bet she's NEVER wrong about anything and nothing is ever her fault.

[@scene6289]

@@descripto2586 _I too once spoke with the manager_ *Nice guy I tell ya*

[@stuflu8380]

I love how quick Charlie goes from making fun of Barry to just feeling bad for him

[@ripperfisher182250]

I mean it's hard not too. He's a nice guy, who cleans his house/yard, cooks and seems really down to earth. But on the other hand he has a fucked up crazy wife who's lazy as fuck.. idk I'm feeling it too.

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

LappyTyde ikr, all of us are just falling in love with Barry at this point

[@someonesomeone25]

He needs an intervention. Someone kidnap him, put him in therapy. Imagine his PTSD.

[@alfy01]

When Charlie starts feeling bad for someone... This is when you know that person is a special one.

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah because Barry deserves better.

[@perfectguy37576]

Margret’s friends entering the house looked like a Karen raid

[@asukalangleysoryu866]

Karen special operations raid

[@SaulXLvampire]

You not wrong

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

True, they even had snooty faces like Karens too

[@user-eh9op4mq4s]

The worst kind of raid tbh. I'd rather have a SWAT team enter my house than the psyops Karen units.

[@aben1466]

**R O U N D 1**

[@striker6677]

That's actually just a star, pentagram's are usually drawn with circles around them, symbolising they are complete or sealed, that's the kind of star you would put out as part of a christmas decoration,

[@doublesam6514]

Tbh everything is a pentagram if you r enough square minded to believed

[@greyhovnd]

You're describing a pentacle, commonly misidentified as a pentagram,, a pentagram is a five pointed star, upright without a circle

[@somemate1050]

I thought pentagrams were just upside down stars and the upright one was the good one. Sorta how the cross is

[@apogeotropism1714]

Yeah… it’s also fairly common up north. At least, it used to be… In the older generations. Idk where those people live at, but, I’d assume Ohio, or, Pennsylvania.

[@Hoplasa]

not to mention the fact that a pentagram is upside down compared to what we see here, upside down, it looks like 2 horns at the top and that

[@pepela8214]

"if you don't do exactly what I do that bothers me" - Hitler, probably at some point

[@Nico-qs5dy]

I don’t think even Hitler was that entitled.

[@nicholasperez8479]

XD

[@Aloha_SnackBar]

Nice profile picture 👍

[@nickcariglio8228]

I'm just imagining your profile picture saying that and it's cracking my shit up🤣

[@har0her059]

Let’s just point out that’s she said “god died on the cross” like I may not be religious but something doesn’t sound right with this god warrior

[@shinime8885]

Crazy lady: *claims to be god's warrior* Also crazy lady: *is the embodiment of sloth, gluttony and wrath, 3 out of 7 deadly sins*

[@welldoitlive8769]

The big thing is that she doesn’t even love others, the most important of the Commands according to Jesus

[@klg9549]

I was gonna say that she also straight-up looks like a cartoon depiction of a witch

[@Tinii]

@@welldoitlive8769 yeah I was thinking the same thing. So wouldn't she be exhibiting pride as well because anyone who Isn't catholic is inferior to her ?

[@kiaydemir]

She's basically the mom from binding of Isaac

[@AA-bs3iy]

That's most southern Christians. Pick and choose what parts of the bible you want to believe and then judge everyone

[@BustaBonezMike]

People that are so into Christianity scares me ngl, even god is like go touch some grass or go outside and let the sun rays hit you

[@Weebish_Dragon]

Yeah, religion is cool, but when you let it control your life and start believing everything your book and people tell you, then problems arise.

[@SeattleBones_]

Holy fuck I hate typos

[@ravenkarlin]

You should watch The Mist then, that’ll make you love religion even more.

[@spencerschmidt7666]

@@Weebish_Dragon I mean religion does control your life

[@Weebish_Dragon]

@@spencerschmidt7666 Only if you let it

[@Kerosiin]

“Is this my new mommy” Oh he has some unresolved childhood issues buried there

[@panzermasterwalker4393]

mommy issues go brrrrrt

[@matureenough34]

The only thing about Barry that made me cringe.

[@charlesdemers1197]

Mommy? Sorry

[@sammygecko_]

Calm down Freud

[@t19_toby35]

Listen bro, i'd call her mommy-

[@succulentplaylists7266]

God, please deliver Barry from that self righteous cretin

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

him AND the kids, that's just an unhealthy relationship for everyone all around.

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

The kids definitely seem pretty stressed in that atmosphere

[@shanechannel7066]

I was raised by two men and I turned out alright

[@garpogods8323]

@@shanechannel7066 aside from catching the big gay that is.

[@kaiden9854]

Sadie Playlists amen

[@kaseycombs6968]

As a Christian, seeing those ladies march into poor Barry’s home was such a relatable stressfest.

[@scaparapadoobedoooo3170]

God speed, good sir.

[@nasirt3455]

Brother is that you?

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

Oh shit, now there's two of them!?

[@noyou8205]

@The devils right hand, tower of god?

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

*Unholy macamoany.*

[@meusana3681]

Christain: this is so devilish Also christian: screams like she literally tries to become the devil in order to scare people away from it.

[@danielmaster8776]

Yes, that's something that more than a few Christian women have, that scream. I don't understand what causes it. In my house, there will be no raising of voices like that.

[@meusana3681]

@@danielmaster8776 Meh, I won't as far as to forbid and enforce it. But yeah, screaming like that doesn't belong in the realm of normal people. She needs help, not Jesus.

[@danielmaster8776]

@@meusana3681 Jesus can help anyone. She just needs to let him.

[@meusana3681]

@@danielmaster8776 No no no no. the idea of jesus can turn people into that. I have yet to see Jesus helping anyone ever in any real way in which they couldn't help themselves. She is acting EXACTLY in the way the bible wants her to. Demonic possession is a thing only attributed to people within christian realms, usually accompanied by long term abuse and mistreatment. I'll say it again, the idea of Jesus can turn people into this, I've yet to see it the other way around.

[@danielmaster8776]

@@meusana3681 The Bible says be slow to anger and to not be prideful. A true Christian or not, she has failed in those areas. And this world is filled with people like her. But I think you've got it backwards, because you forgot one thing. God doesn't make the world this way; we do.

[@apolloyeet7110]

I’m not a simp But god damn I’m a simp for Barry, he is the definition of wholesome 100

[@OHOE1]

If I had to be with the Christian mom: yeah i run a satanic cult and burn down churches 😉💯😉👌

[@dylanmorady1898]

Moses must’ve been God Warrior’s dentist coz them teeth parted like the Red Sea

[@kilowhisperer5057]

@@YoungAlienBoy No one cares?

[@FaithLuvUnbroken]

@@YoungAlienBoy 🤡🤡🤡

[@seb5542]

He was

[@LordZoth6292]

Lmfao

[@joimesmagoon6859]

@@seb5542 Thanks god, very cool

[@polk-e-dot8177]

"if you dont believe exactly what i do. *that bothers me.* " sounds like a you problem lady.

[@mmmCrunchyy]

She is a problem

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Wait till she finds out about us Satanists. It'll be a riot lol.

[@sahar64]

She is.

[@tootertoetashlyn9834]

I see RINNNNN

[@HereComesThe-Sun]

Exactly. I’m a Christian but I don’t force others to believe what I do, you do you.

[@UrResidentGhost]

People like the “God Warrior” really piss me off. It gives everyone who’s just a “normal” Christians a bad rep fr. All that “holier than thou” bs. It’s so annoying.

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

Yes

[@Tommy-kc8il]

yea it fucking sucks, my mom is a slightly toned down version of her, and definitely the reason why i dont really believe in christianity

[@xanderdoss5665]

I dont think i should have to be ashamed of being Christian because of these loonies

[@jimmythecrow]

@@xanderdoss5665 you shouldnt feel ashamed for someone elses actions.

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@jimmythecrow ik, but i cant help it

[@Ajaws]

Commenter: “a few years after this the hippies split up and the god warrior’s older daughter died in a car accident” Critical: “thank you for that shockingly dark update”

[@JackSmith-bn6qj]

I'm still trying to figure out if that was true or made up by chat

[@joshc5613]

@@JackSmith-bn6qj I looked it up, it's completely serious. She died in 2007 and it basically made the woman rethink her life, because the gay community reached out to her and gave her their condolences when her friends were kinda shitty about it and didn't really do anything to help

[@pantlessninja4696]

"It just sounds like more of wife swap" *She is not a CHRISTIAN HAA!* "Nevermind, this looks pretty good".

[@unusedchannelgotomyaboutpa2007]

lmao

[@lightningboltrairo7736]

She doesn't want anything "dark-sided", but anywhere she goes, she eclipses the sun.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

This comment killed me lmao

[@DESYNCHRONIZED]

Holy fuck lmfao

[@maxwellgameing7518]

@@DESYNCHRONIZED 22 seconds ago

[@bronzetrophy2171]

Ur pfp scares me

[@julianh9347]

I'm surprised that Greenpeace didn't come yet and tried to get this beached whale back into the water...

[@Nightmare-fe9hr]

the worst part of the god warrior's friends is they definitely thought that they "won" by making that exchange unbearably awkward and unpleasant

[@charisginn6932]

Sad but true. In the circles I grew up in, we were actively encouraged from childhood to call people out and create awkward situations like that. I feel genuinely sorry for them, it really fucks up your brain to walk around thinking it's your responsibility to be the word of God for everyone else

[@CYMotorsport]

a year late but 2:20 HOW DARE YOUU

[@CurrencyChronicles1]

sad

[@SmileytheSmile]

Petition to send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.

[@smoknord69nic420]

Smiley the Smile where do i sign

[@BiostormGaming]

Plz Barry needs it, he doesn't deserve this trash can of a women

[@pommemelon7026]

Supermodel can be quite trashy too

[@Jordan-cy3di]

He deserves it

[@agrape2887]

*bang bang bang* FBI OPEN UP

[@futurepastnull11]

"I am a God warrior!" Goes on TV to commit adultery LOL

[@scaparapadoobedoooo3170]

@@darklordojeda I'd do it for $1000

[@ymeypma7966]

@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Not worth it at least $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.oo

[@spaceace9103]

@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 come on man your dignity is worth more than that

[@fish3585]

@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Dude, have some self-respect, god damn

[@scaparapadoobedoooo3170]

@@fish3585 I musta written that whilst drunk. I'm so ashamed of myself... I need to take a shower. I feel filthy

[@DrLongWang]

My friend’s mom was indistinguishable from the God Warrior and it was traumatic seeing more people like her.

[@amberquartz9468]

That show always made me feel claustrophobic

[@addoworkman2173]

I'm a year late, but I just hope Barry gets something good out of this, he's very sweet and deserves better.

[@finlayg9833]

Jeez it’s been a year

[@mr.unfunny329]

If its the barry i know and love he was slaying the other wife’s poonami the entire time

[@CyberSway]

I feel like this aired some 15 years ago lol you're much too late for barry

[@ty3tan1um]

Someone should just search him on facebook and be like "but did you smash?"

[@angrytwxgaming8423]

@@CyberSway surprisingly i do believe they're still together and she has made a dramatic turn around in her life. She is even working to get a reality show that puts her in uncomfortable, new (to her) social groups and give these groups good exposure. The change came in light of her daughter's passing

[@BenDover_Jr]

I'm pretty sure she is a God warrior in a sense that she battles gods. You can even hear the boss music when she comes down the escalator.

[@fullanalysis93]

She's a Dark Souls boss *THE GOD WARRIOR*

[@aardnt2517]

Her boss music is *KATHUNK* *KATHUNK*?

[@tzermonkey]

God Eater?

[@TheCabalOnMars]

Devourer of Gods

[@perfectstranger1152]

Boss music huh? Sounds like the strain of all those electric motors finally giving out.

[@TheMooper27]

Barry really did get screwed over in life. He just looks so defeated.

[@benwx4755]

The sudden music change when all the Christian mums start walking in is hilarious to me

[@thomasweeden2683]

Barry’s probably rocking like 10 inches too

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

He'd need it to fucking breed with Jabba the Hutt over there. So much thigh he barely penetrates.

[@oceanbacon216]

Would have to be to slip between the labyrinth of blubber.

[@Neo91837]

@@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany the image that popped into my head from this comment made me gag and possibly throw up.

[@benaldridge6341]

@Sean Wilkinson I watched that epi the other day on tv

[@Sheamus1212]

One two inches makes it to the puss with all that fat

[@likira111]

Joking aside Barry is an abusive relationship. Edit: Why did I never get a notification for the replies.

[@lovingspirit4160]

He should just feed the pig untill it explodes, or at least die early.

[@5AMUR-41]

Yes, Hello, I am starting a company that sells useful and very specific shit like the fuckin'.. microwave that can warm up any food to the right temperature when it's a little cold or it can make it colder to just the right temperature when it's to hot so that I can use the money i get for selling my products to fund for my saving Barry campaign, I have also made a website for you to give your money to me so we can help Barry, one dollar is one step closer to saving Barry's life.

[@-k-b-]

100% they are divorced now (if she's still even alive)

[@maverekkarp3597]

I bet if i say hail Satan to her she will throw plates of some shit

[@artycantparty]

Barry is a sub

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

This reminds me of when I was in PHP and this woman would lecture me on every break, because I made the mistake me mentioning that I played RPGs and ran a Vampire game. She would just come at me about how I was going to Hell every break, but if I would say anything like, "I think you are misunderstanding what playing vampire is....", she would start freaking out in this whole "I don't want to talk about anything on the dark side!" thing. So she wanted to start the topic, but any response was a spiritual attack. I finally had to ask her to stop talking to me outside of group, so I could get through a hour in piece, and the group leaders wouldn't let her talk about the subject in group.

[@TailcoatGames]

11:08 I like how he just pulls out the crucifix he has like “lady, I’m a Christian too”

[@JeyJey88-9]

She literially behaves like Mom from Binding Of Isaac. I feel very sorry for her kids

[@BigGayIncorporated]

Maybe her kids will grow up to make cool video games as well?

[@scorpions7153]

@@BigGayIncorporated Her oldest daughter died in a car crash

[@therealtruth3012]

@@scorpions7153 That was just a test from god lol

[@scorpions7153]

Lmao what an epic test, Isaac would be proud

[@PunkerWithABoner]

The Real Truth Your username is too fitting

[@imaginaryboy2000]

True story, that God Warrior and her friends are actually 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. She is, obviously, famine.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

She eats everyone's food, creating the famine, right? lol

[@birdie8006]

Oh god oh fuck OH LAWD SHE COMIN

[@penguinlawyer]

@@birdie8006 it'll take a few years for her to travel across the street but by god when she gets across there'll be hell to pay

[@calebalbert198]

Who would be death??

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

So she is famine AND the deadly sin gluttony?, or is that not even her final form.

[@draguladriver]

barry seems like such a nice man. he's very patient, even with someone like his wife, he deserves so much better.

[@jonolas1626]

That friend girl is what buzzfeed quizzes would sound like in real life XD

[@Egg_thing]

I'm an atheist, but I straight up hope God's real just so that after this lady dies she can throw a tantrum at the heavens gate wondering why they won't let her in

[@javime9885]

Because the Golden Gates only open so much

[@alexjonathanwhite606]

Break the stair way up

[@Jediruler101]

Same

[@drummingkiwi8766]

Javi Me mmh tbh etc rusky tbh j u

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829]

I wonder if she'd ask to talk to the manager

[@unmemeable667]

LMAO "she sounds like a twitch moderator melting down"

[@holythirteenx1]

SINNERS, ALL

[@paigepaii]

1,000th like let's go

[@tyleraviles6767]

i wouldn’t be able to sleep at night with out this man his the dad i never had

[@tylerbuttpants272]

She has her own battle theme while going down the escalator

[@malcolmhodnett8874]

That pack of church moms really activated my anxiety lol

[@jackrose3542]

likira111 idk what you’re on about but I sense a wild pack of church moms trying to force me into a choir

[@likira111]

@@jackrose3542 good for you, you're not the person I asked tho.

[@Carl6801force]

Yeah, I needed a Xanax..

[@walrider2133]

Gave me flashbacks to attending a Mormon church.

[@degeneratetv7455]

@@walrider2133 oof

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Ah yes, the satanic ritual of *"Drums n' Jambalaya"*

[@JKamron-1]

Traditions that were more or less invented or at the very least pioneered by Africans in the name of god. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@paragonrobbie9270]

(The comment was making fun of how the lady thought it was some occult ritual when it was literally just a wholesome gathering)

[@JKamron-1]

@@paragonrobbie9270 my b.

[@CrittingOut]

LOL

[@markoap91]

@@paragonrobbie9270 Stupid people afraid of the unknown. So.. just the usual.

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

“Leave and don’t cry” needs to be told to so many people

[@2020theGuitarPlayingRapper]

i went nuts for that God freakout when I was a kid...i still think about it from time to time. A+ television

[@wolfo8559]

“God save us from the people who think they’re doing God’s work.” - Dean Winchester

[@MrNilsiboy94]

This women would certainly make for a good monster of the week episode

[@waterproof_teabags3592]

The people who want to be as Christian as possible are the ones that stir away from their religion

[@AbysswalkerD]

Amen

[@utterlyumbral3694]

@@MrNilsiboy94 That episode could go one of two ways: 1) Angst filled, "I have to think about my faith", it's only a human/cult episode 2) This woman is some sort of elder God feeding off other's misery Either way, sounds like my new favorite episode lmao

[@fnfn9199]

666th like 😁

[@idoalittletrolling4867]

Charlie easily has the most interesting search history on the face of the Earth. His FBI Agent has the best job on the face of the Earth.

[@Dragonemperess]

I'm sorry about what you saw in my most recent search. Maybe you should go to r/blessed images for a bit. Again I am SO SORRY! I was just curious!

[@midgetman4206]

@@Dragonemperess not forgiven

[@dio9488]

@@midgetman4206 best name i ever saw

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

Have you seen Agent Lambert anywhere? Last I've heard of him, he was assigned to a place called "Multpor."

[@smmusicplus96]

You better have a warrant, G man.

[@spedrun]

The pentagram is specifically meant to trap demons for eternity (If you believe that stuff). It's never been an unholy symbol.

[@theskullicorn4588]

I believe that it is unholy when pointing down (to hell) but other than that it is generally good

[@spedrun]

@@theskullicorn4588 I don't think there was a difference between the two until demonologists came along, but you could be right. I do know that 666 is the only really popular satanic symbol that was actually called such in the Bible.

[@sativajaunita]

So nice that they made a statue of her before she arrived! 4:30

[@HTPCYMC]

The only god warriors I know are the moderators on christian Minecraft servers. I don’t know who these women are, but they don’t look like gamers to me.

[@bruhballs45]

How to properly clean your metal computer no no no no no go back to another Chanel you are to popular get out

[@WhiskeyNColaow]

Amen

[@philthefinadelphian4830]

We all know gamer women are a myth come on my dude

[@seb5542]

My niggas

[@FilthyCasualty]

How to properly clean your metal computer How dare you forget about the best God warrior Bibleman.

[@0ozymandias641]

"If you don't believe that God died on the cross..." Hol' up.

[@tahbaked7790]

Finally someone else caught that! Jesus wasn't god, he was the son of God. I'm an Atheist and I know her religion better than her

[@ShippoAlex]

depends on the religion. Christianity jesus is the son, catholicism jesus is god

[@Maharlikan_1898]

@@ShippoAlex finally, someone who gets it

[@PowerSpirit50]

I think Jesus is his son and a part of him at the same time. That's what I learned in school.

[@D00MMAST3R]

@@ShippoAlex Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. All Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics.

[@tonediaster]

THIS IS LITERALLY JUST JONES TOWN BUT WITHOUT ACID PUNCH.

[@crocadillius6418]

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this but I love it

[@crimreaper9981]

As strange as the "hypno-mom" is she actually seemed really nice and really helped out the "God-Warrior's" daughter. I honestly liked her.

[@chillytm6751]

I mean being weird/strange isn’t as bad as actively trying to harm others for not 100% believing in god

[@crimreaper9981]

@@chillytm6751 definitely

[@hahalery]

The weird hippie couple feels more normal than the God warrior trying to ruin a poor man's life tbh.

[@NeatherBack]

What the god dammed fuck why can I do this

[@user-eh9op4mq4s]

@@NeatherBack Someone's gonna try and decode that in several centuries

[@RP-dy5mu]

Back in the day when cr1tikal never showed his face I imagined him as some slightly greasy rocker dude with long hair, a leather jacket, and plenty of beer. I'm glad he's starting to morph into that slowly.

[@ericisom5661]

I thought of him as a chadlike jock that was sorta embarrassed to show his face so he just always said alpha shit.

[@rowanheart8122]

I imagined him as sans from undertale

[@madeleinedchicoine9432]

‘Business Suit McGee’ would be a really great TV show

[@kidslikeyouwillgotohell4093]

After she throws up, she just goes into a normal fucking idle position like an npc, ignoring the fact she just "vomitted" lmao

[@moonrabbit9621]

As a lesbian, I've never been more attracted to a man in my whole goddamn life. God bless you, Barry.

[@gunsmithbasic]

Of course the woman to say that would have no chance to sleep with him

[@lolguy480]

I'm sure there's bigger studs than barry like ME

[@stevenlafever955]

@@lolguy480 wdym Barry is the ULTIMATE nice chad

[@TheKatera4a]

@@lolguy480 I don't know what your comment was meant to accomplish. Are you out here trying to show how much of a ''chad'' you are to a girl who said was lesbian? At this point you should try talking to a brick wall. Atleast the brick wall won't laugh at you.

[@HentaiTrapLord]

@@lolguy480 Whatever you say, bud.

[@_Stian]

Shes not fully a god warrior if she still has not yet defeated the ender dragon

[@creemo5375]

She did defeat the ender dragon, in one bite

[@waterboiledpizza]

@@creemo5375 The hole between her teeth was the prove. The Ender dragon flew straight into her mouth.

[@trevordodson9560]

Nice

[@beckyscleanersock8395]

Fun fact about god warrior: after a car crash that killed her daughter she fell into a deep depression and actually found support and comfort online from the LGBTQ+ community and is now a staunch queer advocate!

[@curlyhaircupid]

Barry is amazing we need to see more of him

[@NyleTrewTattoos]

"He's a nice cult leader" That's what they all say until the kool aid comes out

[@mrnarrator8609]

Nyle Trew Tattoos very nice

[@anooseofficer7842]

or the bliss barrels

[@NyleTrewTattoos]

@@anooseofficer7842 that's a throwback 😂

[@anooseofficer7842]

@@NyleTrewTattoos hehe

[@Dieci-9]

Until he tells you to drink rat poison. Look it up, it happened recently. 😂

[@colinr4860]

"They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and ended up falling in love by accident." Cr1tikal quote of the year 🤣

[@mariomaelt305]

"what were you thinking, Barry?"

[@MassiveBig]

Legend says Barry still hasn't gotten any strange, and Chris is still huffing farts to this day.

[@DABUNGINATOR]

She could be a Dark Souls boss.

[@joshuapaobutiong8211]

Asylum Demon's warrior

[@gsly6081]

She looks like a fat humpty dumpty witch xD

[@SpencerShuba]

She’s Smough.

[@imdicc4017]

She's already in borderlands

[@b_but_not_2b]

That's just what Pinwheel looks like under the cloak.

[@Big-boi92]

Barry is the strongest man i've ever seen. like who the fuck else out here would be able to endure that wilderbeast for a day let alone a week smh that lardwagon wiggles up a stairs and there's boss music playing big up barry!

[@weirdguyontheinternet7424]

Lmao

[@iGrindGanja]

A stronger man would leave, knowing his finite time on this earth is not worth being wasted on such a hog.

[@hgdge]

Lets all pray for my boi Barry.

[@Me-wx1mt]

Barry: exists Charlie: you have to go faster than the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light. This will be difficult but you *need* to understand... I want you to run, Barry run!

[@kingpenguin5825]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT AM A GOD WARRIOR

[@poidorka]

When I see this “God Warrior” I feel like dying alone isn’t so bad.

[@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin]

Raccoon Face When I see a people I feel like dying alone isn’t bad. Too many relationships all of them bad And I haven’t a friend.

[@jimhoffman4766]

Chin up king, your crown is falling!

[@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin]

People I have a news. I have a girlfriend now. She's the highlight of my life. Currently applying to work with her at her job. :D Edit: Don't worry, guys, she broke up with me after spending the night, cuddling, kissing making out, having sex, watching movies, and gaming and then told me it was because she wasn't sure she wanted a relationship. She also told me she loved me. So y'know. I'm still fucked up and depressed. Especially now.

[@Herobrine21777]

@@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin cool

[@spider-mancantsee5875]

Red Velvet Edge Muffin exactly friends are all I need.

[@grinanmarchand]

I want to hug Barry. Just give em a big ole hug.

[@bremensims6086]

A true Grammar Nazi would have said "him", not "em." Have some pride, man.

[@josephgregor2455]

@@bremensims6086 oh quit

[@bremensims6086]

@@josephgregor2455 I think he changed his name, so now my reply doesn't make any sense.

[@josephgregor2455]

@@bremensims6086 I too am anal about grammar so I feel your pain.

[@DisDatK9]

Zaire to each their own in my ass. Preferably all of them in my ass.

[@aaroneh1691]

content like this is what keeps me going

[@rainfxll]

Barry looks to be instantly regretting it.

[@lovelyafternoon]

I got legit stressed out for that poor woman when the Karen's started to invade the house with their Jesus gift baskets.

[@conner3548]

I can only imagine that type of behavior being mentioned in a conversation between God and these women: God:"Spread the word of my son's sacrifice and the sins he died for...I said spread it not force it, N-no seriously stop doing it like that...Maybe Gabriel was right...I should've sent the other meteor to this place." Jesus:"Hey dad...so...Why is this family bullying this lady? I mean she looks like her default setting is stoned of her ass but..." God:"...The consequence of free will paired with the choice of ignorance..."

[@KaregoAt]

Their fucking vibes man, the nastiest most hateful group of people I swear

[@ItsMeVolatility]

Yeah, she looked so uncomfortable because she knew she’d get railed for not being ultra christian. Even though the whole “psychic natural herb aura” thing isn’t my cup of tea, she seems like a nice lady and not judgemental with her beliefs. Her and Barry need to secretly catch a plane and start new lives together lmao

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

She's into weird pseudoscience too, though. This is a battle of Karens!

[@Aldwick6635]

Not to mention cuisine that looks like it could've come from the kitchen of Jack, the Master of Mayonnaise himself.

[@loser7528]

Imagine being scared of a star. That's literally how you draw a star with a continuous line

[@tracenadams2566]

LOSER ya pentagrams are upside down

[@louiesatterwhite3885]

@@tracenadams2566 even then, pentagrams are way older than the negative connotation christianity gave them. Pentagrams are often used as a symbol of protection. Christianity took it and demonized it to get more converts.

[@kingchickenwing4887]

@@louiesatterwhite3885 What did pentagrams originally come from?

[@louiesatterwhite3885]

@@kingchickenwing4887 it was originally found on ancient writings in Mesopotamia from roughly 3000 BCE. It is theorized to have been referring to the 5 planets closest to the sun. Later cultures appropriated it for different things, and eventually christianity came along.

[@kelpyg2660]

Louie Satterwhite same thing with swastikas

[@henryblaylock2946]

I thought my life was sad and then I met Barry I feel much better now.

[@thebasileus4793]

Barry is just the most wholesome man

[@mrslasher1064]

Barry is the sweetest man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing exists,why he's married to that creature is beyond me,he deserves way better than her...

[@Chamomile369]

Because he is so nice, it allows her to be evil. she is to Satan as he is to god.

[@Paratzu]

@@Chamomile369 The ending to your comment was damn amazing

[@jotaroswetfart6095]

too many sinful women wanted to have sex with him so god gave him a pure, christian woman to have relations with

[@isabelaustin7476]

a pure christian woman? that is a delusional idiot

[@stage4901]

If you don't believe that God died on the cross... God didn't die... Jesus did... Obviously watched the anime and didn't read the Manga. *Face-palm* this was a joke, get over it.

[@jake3551]

Jesus is supposedly god so she's not wrong. Ok she's wrong but not in that way

[@skippernolen5644]

@@jake3551 Yeah, you didn't read the author interview notes.

[@BaconDanglers]

He's the son of God, the son of iron man wouldn't be iron man 😂he'd be the son of iron man

[@carsonmccord6226]

Jesus is God

[@stage4901]

@@carsonmccord6226 Yeah I know. Trinity.

[@ahappypikachu9753]

I’m a year and a half late, but I hope Barry gets all the happiness in the world.

[@movingparts6270]

I think one day Barry is going to jump into that pool and just not come back up.

[@isaacm1246]

Moving Parts 😂😂😂

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Yeah, with a flotation device...deflated....tied around his head

[@lilboombox4277]

Moving Parts throw himself in with cinder blocks.

[@aaronp9835]

I would if i was him.

[@SuperHuscarl]

The true God Warrior was obviously Barry. That man is so damn sweet.

[@KotsarisGR]

Satan put that evil witch in his life to torture him.

[@AvennGed1]

I remember watching this episode live on tv

[@perma9993]

These shows from 2003 were the peak of reality TV

[@BigGayIncorporated]

Ironically the "god warrior" lady acts more cultish and "dark sided" than the people she's afraid of. Religion is scary.

[@thelocalmethaddict9294]

God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.

[@janesmith1840]

@@thelocalmethaddict9294 Is "spiritual fruit" a euphemism for vagina

[@Shitfartpenis]

@@janesmith1840 yes

[@suchethhegde8637]

@@janesmith1840 Only if the girl is a god warrior

[@nocouponsforkaren8587]

Vulnerable people are scary, if she was sure of herself she wouldn't be lashing out so much.

[@profblack]

Margaret isn’t the hero we deserved... Seriously nobody deserves that.

[@draknordragor4778]

LOL they had in in the first half not gonna lie!!!

[@nickcariglio8228]

I love you yoda

[@homisighed]

Barry is the hero we need

[@pissapocalypse]

I hate that I have the same name as her

[@questionablemarks5148]

@Greasel Snatches yeah now she's pro gay rights i think.

[@matereichardt5626]

I love the not-so-fullscreen aspect ratio that Charlie uses its good even if I pinch to zoom its still good

[@alexb.4104]

Barry is an amazing human being. Thank you for reminding me that humanity has hope. No I’m not suicidal just kinda sadge.

[@PanSzawu]

Barry actually seems like a nice guy. Poor bastard, bless his patience

[@a-man41]

Seraфim Голубев Barry has more of the seven virtues than his wife does.