God Warrior

[@pantlessninja4696]

"It just sounds like more of wife swap" *She is not a CHRISTIAN HAA!* "Nevermind, this looks pretty good".

[@unusedchannelgotomyaboutpa2007]

lmao

[@jordan2927]

Barry didn't want to marry the "God warrior" he just got caught in her orbit. Poor guy.

[@tuckera6273]

Let's pray for barry 🙏

[@hexzora6722]

damn

[@vexium8127]

Nice one haven't heard that fat joke in years 😂

[@tonyl3012]

Just constantly rotating lol helplessly

[@CarloGoiff666]

God, Jesus, whatever you get the point.

[@droughtclan8571]

I love how you’re just emotionally attached to Barry

[@vivinestian]

I got attached to him aswell berry doesnt deserve this cruelty

[@wheelie_tonk]

Barry needs love

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Barry needs to fake his death, and go run a dispensary in Canada

[@anormalchest560]

@@TheB00tyWarrior that's oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

@@anormalchest560 no I can just formulate my own jokes without trying to sound like charlie

[@yatharthagarwal1813]

"Is this the religious fanatics or the racists?" - Charlie, describing the internet

[@sleepy_boi7552]

tbh that quote had me dead

[@simonclarke7309]

An American christiannna

[@areezlakhani3142]

Whats the difference?

[@GenetMJF]

Usually it's 2 in 1.

[@sepeepee]

@@areezlakhani3142 oh shit an edgelord

[@disconn3ctd268]

It’s not the holy spirit rising in her, it’s her blood sugar levels.

[@Flipindabird23]

Disconn3ctd I swear to god; I'm fucking dying over here. Have a happy holiday

[@riskvideos]

Also gas

[@kluthbrunner4254]

Lmao

[@disconn3ctd268]

Jared Piper you too

[@ivanoxx]

i was your 1000th like. I'm proud of myself

[@stormyprawn]

"if you don't do exactly what I do that bothers me" - Hitler, probably at some point

[@Nico-qs5dy]

I don’t think even Hitler was that entitled.

[@nicholasperez8479]

XD

[@Aloha_SnackBar]

Nice profile picture 👍

[@nickcariglio8228]

I'm just imagining your profile picture saying that and it's cracking my shit up🤣

[@har0her059]

Let’s just point out that’s she said “god died on the cross” like I may not be religious but something doesn’t sound right with this god warrior

[@stuflu8380]

I love how quick Charlie goes from making fun of Barry to just feeling bad for him

[@ripperfisher182250]

I mean it's hard not too. He's a nice guy, who cleans his house/yard, cooks and seems really down to earth. But on the other hand he has a fucked up crazy wife who's lazy as fuck.. idk I'm feeling it too.

[@samanthaclaremejia7975]

LappyTyde ikr, all of us are just falling in love with Barry at this point

[@someonesomeone25]

He needs an intervention. Someone kidnap him, put him in therapy. Imagine his PTSD.

[@alfy01]

When Charlie starts feeling bad for someone... This is when you know that person is a special one.

[@JaydevRaol]

Yeah because Barry deserves better.

[@JVeezy109]

When she called psychology 'dark-sided', that was maybe the only moment I felt cool for having a degree in psychology.

[@thecrepeofdeath]

truly unfortunate that these people get that idea in their heads. they need mental help very badly

[@connorpratt8364]

ikr like hearing that, if i had a degree in psychology, I'd feel like I'm a powerful warlock in eldritch power and horror

[@Zoomadose]

Hey, maybe you'll learn to use the force with this 'dark-sided' knowledge

[@miha493]

Indeed, the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

[@Caleb_Squatongim]

@@miha493 dammit I was gonna say that

[@thadiunokona8611]

I like how they slowly cut Barry out because he was to nice to be on a drama show

[@Logan-qz1wt]

Only the bad stuff gets put there because the good doesn't get views and money

[@ariat3381]

@@Logan-qz1wt duh

[@liamwalton4183]

@@Logan-qz1wt Thanks so much for the enlightenment. You've completely changed my views on the world of media

[@scamin441]

@@liamwalton4183 i think we can all agree Barry is really Jesus in disguise

[@OhMoonPresence]

I feel sorry for Barry, he gotta deal with her, and get cut out, media panders to the people that enjoy suffering and delusions, which is most of humanity unfortunately, luckily there are places where someone can gather good minded people that still knows how to joke etc, but wants the good shit WE WANT BARRY WE WANT BARRY WE WANT BARRY

[@michaelgallegos1307]

3:11 She literally gets her own boss music while going down the escalator

[@Oddie99000]

this is a really long shot here. man, the tension is really building

[@theguythatasked6400]

______________________ God Warrior The Bane of Barry

[@liquidmodernitytasteslikeu2855]

boss music lmao, this comment made me cry

[@stinkboy7186]

Its all fun and games until your walking down the streets at night and it starts playing

[@squittlequeen2282]

When you turn the game back on after not playing it for like a month and you forgot what you were doing but you’re about to fight a boss with no armor and a stick

[@wafflesarebetterthanpancak3199]

I feel so bad for Barry, he lives with an angry grizzly bear She looks like she’s been searching for the manager for her whole life. She’s like an annoying substitute teacher

[@onlyontuesdays4483]

r/rareinsults

[@hautakleightontam771]

The whole point of Christianity IS 'searching for the manager'.

[@kalesmart1]

@@hautakleightontam771 god damn amazing, all the followers are just karens trying to speak with the manager

[@descripto2586]

Her manager is God, she speaks to him all the time. Also I bet she's NEVER wrong about anything and nothing is ever her fault.

[@scene6289]

@@descripto2586 _I too once spoke with the manager_ *Nice guy I tell ya*

[@alexvv7162]

Kinda ironic for her to be a god warrior when she has 3 capital sins, gluttony, pride and wrath.

[@lefftee9721]

She is the final boss of the upcoming se7en video game

[@traskforge]

Those are, like, the worst ones too. like lust, envy, sloth, and greed are at least bearable to be around

[@gratzbye8758]

She also freaked out over the pentagram which is a holy symbol. It represents jesus on the cross. The upside down pentagram, similar to the upside down cross, is satanic because it points to hell. Ofc assigning such significant symbolism to objects that you idolize them is questionable but she can't even get her own symbols straight

[@dumb445]

She is in a different sect of the cult known as "Bible belt holy roller"

[@adolfstalin7743]

@@gratzbye8758 isn't it actually the star of David?

[@shinime8885]

Crazy lady: *claims to be god's warrior* Also crazy lady: *is the embodiment of sloth, gluttony and wrath, 3 out of 7 deadly sins*

[@welldoitlive8769]

The big thing is that she doesn’t even love others, the most important of the Commands according to Jesus

[@klg9549]

I was gonna say that she also straight-up looks like a cartoon depiction of a witch

[@Tinii]

@@welldoitlive8769 yeah I was thinking the same thing. So wouldn't she be exhibiting pride as well because anyone who Isn't catholic is inferior to her ?

[@kiaydemir]

She's basically the mom from binding of Isaac

[@AA-bs3iy]

That's most southern Christians. Pick and choose what parts of the bible you want to believe and then judge everyone

[@kaseycombs6968]

As a Christian, seeing those ladies march into poor Barry’s home was such a relatable stressfest.

[@scaparapadoobedoooo3170]

God speed, good sir.

[@nasirt3455]

Brother is that you?

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

Oh shit, now there's two of them!?

[@noyou8205]

@The devils right hand, tower of god?

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

*Unholy macamoany.*

[@BrokenHedgehog]

By being so damn sure she's getting into Heaven, she's committing the sin of pride.

[@Clark28563]

BrokenHedgehog and gluttony

[@Jotunn96]

I mean if she's repentant on her presumably on the horizon deathbed it doesn't really matter

[@BrokenHedgehog]

@@Jotunn96 Given that she doesn't seem to even realize she's sinning, she probably doesn't think she has anything to repent for.

[@hypernova4725]

A deadly sin none the less

[@courchar]

and sloth...

[@fakeorchestra4260]

Apparently the "God Warrior" actually opened up after becoming a meme and stopped being so fundamentalist, which is honestly the most heartwarming thing that I can think of. A person who actually changes for the better after taking a look at themselves.

[@voidfroze]

O dam that's actually inspiring lol

[@BJGvideos]

Do you have a source? I'd like to read up on this.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@BJGvideos Yeah tell me if she gets back on this.

[@amandas2639]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 It's actually true. Esquire did a write-up about it a few years ago. She's a big supporter of the LGBTQ community now. Her oldest daughter died in a car accident a couple years after this episode, and after a bunch of gay and queer fans reached out to her, she began actually seeing them as people instead of monsters. She credits them with helping to pull her out of her depression following her daughter's death, and with helping her open up and be more tolerant.

[@sircharima9082]

@@amandas2639 wow that's crazy. Good for her honestly, never would've expected that kind of turn around. I guess anything is possible

[@succulentplaylists7266]

God, please deliver Barry from that self righteous cretin

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

him AND the kids, that's just an unhealthy relationship for everyone all around.

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

The kids definitely seem pretty stressed in that atmosphere

[@shanechannel7066]

I was raised by two men and I turned out alright

[@garpogods8323]

@@shanechannel7066 aside from catching the big gay that is.

[@MesoMania]

Sadie Playlists amen

[@dylanmorady1898]

Moses must’ve been God Warrior’s dentist coz them teeth parted like the Red Sea

[@kilowhisperer5057]

@@YoungAlienBoy No one cares?

[@FaithLuvUnbroken]

@@YoungAlienBoy 🤡🤡🤡

[@seb5542]

He was

[@LordZoth6292]

Lmfao

[@joimesmagoon6859]

@@seb5542 Thanks god, very cool

[@thomasweeden2683]

Barry’s probably rocking like 10 inches too

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

He'd need it to fucking breed with Jabba the Hutt over there. So much thigh he barely penetrates.

[@oceanbacon216]

Would have to be to slip between the labyrinth of blubber.

[@Neo91837]

@@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany the image that popped into my head from this comment made me gag and possibly throw up.

[@benaldridge6341]

@Sean Wilkinson I watched that epi the other day on tv

[@Sheamus1212]

One two inches makes it to the puss with all that fat

[@QuakeGamerROTMG]

"I'm going to heaven" - People that are absolutely not going to heaven

[@-sammot-]

Thanks, made me laugh

[@hankj.wimbleton2897]

This is... made in heaven

[@rust_player5675]

@@hankj.wimbleton2897 god damb what you gonna do now reset the universe?????

[@normalhuman9878]

“You’re all going to hell!” -said to people that have done literally nothing

[@Colin12475]

If heaven is populated by people like this, I'm going to take my chances with Satan.

[@polk-e-dot8177]

"if you dont believe exactly what i do. *that bothers me.* " sounds like a you problem lady.

[@thecrunchh6]

She is a problem

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Wait till she finds out about us Satanists. It'll be a riot lol.

[@sahar64]

She is.

[@tootertoetashlyn9834]

I see RINNNNN

[@HereComesThe-Sun]

Exactly. I’m a Christian but I don’t force others to believe what I do, you do you.

[@JeyJey88-9]

She literially behaves like Mom from Binding Of Isaac. I feel very sorry for her kids

[@BigGayIncorporated]

Maybe her kids will grow up to make cool video games as well?

[@scorpions7153]

@@BigGayIncorporated Her oldest daughter died in a car crash

[@therealtruth3012]

@@scorpions7153 That was just a test from god lol

[@scorpions7153]

Lmao what an epic test, Isaac would be proud

[@PunkerWithABoner]

The Real Truth Your username is too fitting

[@SmileytheSmile]

Petition to send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.

[@SmokNord69Nic]

Smiley the Smile where do i sign

[@BiostormGaming]

Plz Barry needs it, he doesn't deserve this trash can of a women

[@pommemelon7026]

Supermodel can be quite trashy too

[@Jordan-cy3di]

He deserves it

[@agrape2887]

*bang bang bang* FBI OPEN UP

[@perfectguy37576]

Margret’s friends entering the house looked like a Karen raid

[@asukalangleysoryu866]

Karen special operations raid

[@SaulXLvampire]

You not wrong

[@valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025]

True, they even had snooty faces like Karens too

[@初日の出_初日の入り]

The worst kind of raid tbh. I'd rather have a SWAT team enter my house than the psyops Karen units.

[@aben1466]

**R O U N D 1**

[@lightningboltrairo7736]

She doesn't want anything "dark-sided", but anywhere she goes, she eclipses the sun.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

This comment killed me lmao

[@DESYNCHRONIZED]

Holy fuck lmfao

[@maxwellplaysvideogames]

@@DESYNCHRONIZED 22 seconds ago

[@bronzetrophy2171]

Ur pfp scares me

[@julianh9347]

I'm surprised that Greenpeace didn't come yet and tried to get this beached whale back into the water...

[@RP-dy5mu]

Back in the day when cr1tikal never showed his face I imagined him as some slightly greasy rocker dude with long hair, a leather jacket, and plenty of beer. I'm glad he's starting to morph into that slowly.

[@ericisom5661]

I thought of him as a chadlike jock that was sorta embarrassed to show his face so he just always said alpha shit.

[@rowanheart8122]

I imagined him as sans from undertale

[@colinr4860]

"They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and ended up falling in love by accident." Cr1tikal quote of the year 🤣

[@striker6677]

That's actually just a star, pentagram's are usually drawn with circles around them, symbolising they are complete or sealed, that's the kind of star you would put out as part of a christmas decoration,

[@doublesam6514]

Tbh everything is a pentagram if you r enough square minded to believed

[@greyhovnd]

You're describing a pentacle, commonly misidentified as a pentagram,, a pentagram is a five pointed star, upright without a circle

[@somemate1050]

I thought pentagrams were just upside down stars and the upright one was the good one. Sorta how the cross is

[@apogeotropism1714]

Yeah… it’s also fairly common up north. At least, it used to be… In the older generations. Idk where those people live at, but, I’d assume Ohio, or, Pennsylvania.

[@Hoplasa]

not to mention the fact that a pentagram is upside down compared to what we see here, upside down, it looks like 2 horns at the top and that

[@futurepastnull11]

"I am a God warrior!" Goes on TV to commit adultery LOL

[@scaparapadoobedoooo3170]

@@darklordojeda I'd do it for $1000

[@ymeypma7966]

@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Not worth it at least $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.oo

[@spaceace9103]

@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 come on man your dignity is worth more than that

[@fish3585]

@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Dude, have some self-respect, god damn

[@scaparapadoobedoooo3170]

@@fish3585 I musta written that whilst drunk. I'm so ashamed of myself... I need to take a shower. I feel filthy

[@crimreaper9981]

As strange as the "hypno-mom" is she actually seemed really nice and really helped out the "God-Warrior's" daughter. I honestly liked her.

[@chillytm6751]

I mean being weird/strange isn’t as bad as actively trying to harm others for not 100% believing in god

[@crimreaper9981]

@@chillytm6751 definitely

[@hahalery]

The weird hippie couple feels more normal than the God warrior trying to ruin a poor man's life tbh.

[@Neatherback]

What the god dammed fuck why can I do this

[@初日の出_初日の入り]

@@Neatherback Someone's gonna try and decode that in several centuries

[@idoalittletrolling4867]

Charlie easily has the most interesting search history on the face of the Earth. His FBI Agent has the best job on the face of the Earth.

[@Dragonemperess]

I'm sorry about what you saw in my most recent search. Maybe you should go to r/blessed images for a bit. Again I am SO SORRY! I was just curious!

[@midgetman4206]

@@Dragonemperess not forgiven

[@dio9488]

@@midgetman4206 best name i ever saw

[@tdthedevilsrighthand712]

Have you seen Agent Lambert anywhere? Last I've heard of him, he was assigned to a place called "Multpor."

[@smmusicplus96]

You better have a warrant, G man.

[@rageaholicc]

"God died on the cross" Jesus: 🧍‍♀️

[@HerveyShmervy]

Same thing

[@Belete5000]

@@HerveyShmervy actually yes, but no lol

[@toastytoast9800]

wdym, hes right there on screen, in the little square

[@NoNameBagu]

So confusion xD

[@jonathanngai5956]

Jesus: am I a joke to you

[@addoworkman2173]

I'm a year late, but I just hope Barry gets something good out of this, he's very sweet and deserves better.

[@finlayg9833]

Jeez it’s been a year

[@mr.unfunny329]

If its the barry i know and love he was slaying the other wife’s poonami the entire time

[@CyberSway]

I feel like this aired some 15 years ago lol you're much too late for barry

[@ty3tan1um]

Someone should just search him on facebook and be like "but did you smash?"

[@angrytwxgaming8423]

@@CyberSway surprisingly i do believe they're still together and she has made a dramatic turn around in her life. She is even working to get a reality show that puts her in uncomfortable, new (to her) social groups and give these groups good exposure. The change came in light of her daughter's passing

[@unmemeable667]

LMAO "she sounds like a twitch moderator melting down"

[@holythirteenx1]

SINNERS, ALL

[@paigepaii]

1,000th like let's go

[@likira111]

Joking aside Barry is an abusive relationship. Edit: Why did I never get a notification for the replies.

[@lovingspirit4160]

He should just feed the pig untill it explodes, or at least die early.

[@5AMUR-41]

Yes, Hello, I am starting a company that sells useful and very specific shit like the fuckin'.. microwave that can warm up any food to the right temperature when it's a little cold or it can make it colder to just the right temperature when it's to hot so that I can use the money i get for selling my products to fund for my saving Barry campaign, I have also made a website for you to give your money to me so we can help Barry, one dollar is one step closer to saving Barry's life.

[@-k-b-]

100% they are divorced now (if she's still even alive)

[@maverekkarp3597]

I bet if i say hail Satan to her she will throw plates of some shit

[@artycantparty]

Barry is a sub

[@BustaBonezMike]

People that are so into Christianity scares me ngl, even god is like go touch some grass or go outside and let the sun rays hit you

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

Yeah, religion is cool, but when you let it control your life and start believing everything your book and people tell you, then problems arise.

[@SeattleBones_]

Holy fuck I hate typos

[@ravenkarlin]

You should watch The Mist then, that’ll make you love religion even more.

[@spencerschmidt7666]

@@5H4NKTH35HARK I mean religion does control your life

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

@@spencerschmidt7666 Only if you let it

[@imaginaryboy2000]

True story, that God Warrior and her friends are actually 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. She is, obviously, famine.

[@BigGayIncorporated]

She eats everyone's food, creating the famine, right? lol

[@birdie8006]

Oh god oh fuck OH LAWD SHE COMIN

[@penguinlawyer]

@@birdie8006 it'll take a few years for her to travel across the street but by god when she gets across there'll be hell to pay

[@calebalbert198]

Who would be death??

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

So she is famine AND the deadly sin gluttony?, or is that not even her final form.

[@HTPCYMC]

The only god warriors I know are the moderators on christian Minecraft servers. I don’t know who these women are, but they don’t look like gamers to me.

[@bruhballs45]

How to properly clean your metal computer no no no no no go back to another Chanel you are to popular get out

[@WhiskeyNColaow]

Amen

[@philthefinadelphian4830]

We all know gamer women are a myth come on my dude

[@seb5542]

My niggas

[@FilthyCasualty]

How to properly clean your metal computer How dare you forget about the best God warrior Bibleman.

[@mrslasher1064]

Barry is the sweetest man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing exists,why he's married to that creature is beyond me,he deserves way better than her...

[@Chamomile369]

Because he is so nice, it allows her to be evil. she is to Satan as he is to god.

[@Paratzu]

@@Chamomile369 The ending to your comment was damn amazing

[@jotaroswetfart6095]

too many sinful women wanted to have sex with him so god gave him a pure, christian woman to have relations with

[@izzya999]

a pure christian woman? that is a delusional idiot

[@cee_ves]

“Is this my new mommy” Oh he has some unresolved childhood issues buried there

[@panzermasterwalker4393]

mommy issues go brrrrrt

[@matureenough34]

The only thing about Barry that made me cringe.

[@charlesdemers1197]

Mommy? Sorry

[@sammygecko_]

Calm down Freud

[@t19_toby35]

Listen bro, i'd call her mommy-

[@Egg_thing]

I'm an atheist, but I straight up hope God's real just so that after this lady dies she can throw a tantrum at the heavens gate wondering why they won't let her in

[@javime9885]

Because the Golden Gates only open so much

[@alexjonathanwhite606]

Break the stair way up

[@Jediruler101]

Same

[@drummingkiwi8766]

Javi Me mmh tbh etc rusky tbh j u

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829]

I wonder if she'd ask to talk to the manager

[@moonrabbit9621]

As a lesbian, I've never been more attracted to a man in my whole goddamn life. God bless you, Barry.

[@gunsmithbasic]

Of course the woman to say that would have no chance to sleep with him

[@lolguy480]

I'm sure there's bigger studs than barry like ME

[@stevenlafever955]

@@lolguy480 wdym Barry is the ULTIMATE nice chad

[@TheKatera4a]

@@lolguy480 I don't know what your comment was meant to accomplish. Are you out here trying to show how much of a ''chad'' you are to a girl who said was lesbian? At this point you should try talking to a brick wall. Atleast the brick wall won't laugh at you.

[@HentaiTrapLord]

@@lolguy480 Whatever you say, bud.

[@DABUNGINATOR]

She could be a Dark Souls boss.

[@joshuapaobutiong8211]

Asylum Demon's warrior

[@gsly6081]

She looks like a fat humpty dumpty witch xD

[@SpencerShuba]

She’s Smough.

[@imdicc4017]

She's already in borderlands

[@b_but_not_2b]

That's just what Pinwheel looks like under the cloak.

[@UrResidentGhost]

People like the “God Warrior” really piss me off. It gives everyone who’s just a “normal” Christians a bad rep fr. All that “holier than thou” bs. It’s so annoying.

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

Yes

[@Tommy-kc8il]

yea it fucking sucks, my mom is a slightly toned down version of her, and definitely the reason why i dont really believe in christianity

[@xanderdoss5665]

I dont think i should have to be ashamed of being Christian because of these loonies

[@jimmythecrow]

@@xanderdoss5665 you shouldnt feel ashamed for someone elses actions.

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@jimmythecrow ik, but i cant help it

[@NyleTrewTattoos]

"He's a nice cult leader" That's what they all say until the kool aid comes out

[@mrnarrator8609]

Nyle Trew Tattoos very nice

[@porthokandenizen]

or the bliss barrels

[@NyleTrewTattoos]

@@porthokandenizen that's a throwback 😂

[@porthokandenizen]

@@NyleTrewTattoos hehe

[@Dieci-9]

Until he tells you to drink rat poison. Look it up, it happened recently. 😂

[@malcolmhodnett8874]

That pack of church moms really activated my anxiety lol

[@jackrose3542]

likira111 idk what you’re on about but I sense a wild pack of church moms trying to force me into a choir

[@likira111]

@@jackrose3542 good for you, you're not the person I asked tho.

[@CarlAquaForce]

Yeah, I needed a Xanax..

[@walrider2133]

Gave me flashbacks to attending a Mormon church.

[@degeneratetv7455]

@@walrider2133 oof

[@grinanmarchand]

I want to hug Barry. Just give em a big ole hug.

[@bremensims6086]

A true Grammar Nazi would have said "him", not "em." Have some pride, man.

[@josephgregor2455]

@@bremensims6086 oh quit

[@bremensims6086]

@@josephgregor2455 I think he changed his name, so now my reply doesn't make any sense.

[@josephgregor2455]

@@bremensims6086 I too am anal about grammar so I feel your pain.

[@DisDatK9]

Zaire to each their own in my ass. Preferably all of them in my ass.

[@Apollo_Yeet]

I’m not a simp But god damn I’m a simp for Barry, he is the definition of wholesome 100

[@OHOE1]

If I had to be with the Christian mom: yeah i run a satanic cult and burn down churches 😉💯😉👌

[@SuperHuscarl]

The true God Warrior was obviously Barry. That man is so damn sweet.

[@KotsarisGR]

Satan put that evil witch in his life to torture him.

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Ah yes, the satanic ritual of *"Drums n' Jambalaya"*

[@JKamron-1]

Traditions that were more or less invented or at the very least pioneered by Africans in the name of god. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@paragonrobbie9270]

(The comment was making fun of how the lady thought it was some occult ritual when it was literally just a wholesome gathering)

[@JKamron-1]

@@paragonrobbie9270 my b.

[@CrittingOut]

LOL

[@markoap91]

@@paragonrobbie9270 Stupid people afraid of the unknown. So.. just the usual.

[@0ozymandias641]

"If you don't believe that God died on the cross..." Hol' up.

[@tahbaked7790]

Finally someone else caught that! Jesus wasn't god, he was the son of God. I'm an Atheist and I know her religion better than her

[@ShippoAlex]

depends on the religion. Christianity jesus is the son, catholicism jesus is god

[@Maharlikan_1898]

@@ShippoAlex finally, someone who gets it

[@PowerSpirit50]

I think Jesus is his son and a part of him at the same time. That's what I learned in school.

[@D00MMAST3R]

@@ShippoAlex Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. All Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics.

[@meusana3681]

Christain: this is so devilish Also christian: screams like she literally tries to become the devil in order to scare people away from it.

[@danielmaster8776]

Yes, that's something that more than a few Christian women have, that scream. I don't understand what causes it. In my house, there will be no raising of voices like that.

[@meusana3681]

@@danielmaster8776 Meh, I won't as far as to forbid and enforce it. But yeah, screaming like that doesn't belong in the realm of normal people. She needs help, not Jesus.

[@danielmaster8776]

@@meusana3681 Jesus can help anyone. She just needs to let him.

[@meusana3681]

@@danielmaster8776 No no no no. the idea of jesus can turn people into that. I have yet to see Jesus helping anyone ever in any real way in which they couldn't help themselves. She is acting EXACTLY in the way the bible wants her to. Demonic possession is a thing only attributed to people within christian realms, usually accompanied by long term abuse and mistreatment. I'll say it again, the idea of Jesus can turn people into this, I've yet to see it the other way around.

[@danielmaster8776]

@@meusana3681 The Bible says be slow to anger and to not be prideful. A true Christian or not, she has failed in those areas. And this world is filled with people like her. But I think you've got it backwards, because you forgot one thing. God doesn't make the world this way; we do.

[@movingparts6270]

I think one day Barry is going to jump into that pool and just not come back up.

[@isaacm1246]

Moving Parts 😂😂😂

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Yeah, with a flotation device...deflated....tied around his head

[@lilboombox4277]

Moving Parts throw himself in with cinder blocks.

[@aaronp9835]

I would if i was him.

[@PanSzawu]

Barry actually seems like a nice guy. Poor bastard, bless his patience

[@a-man41]

Seraфim Голубев Barry has more of the seven virtues than his wife does.

[@poidorka]

When I see this “God Warrior” I feel like dying alone isn’t so bad.

[@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin]

Raccoon Face When I see a people I feel like dying alone isn’t bad. Too many relationships all of them bad And I haven’t a friend.

[@jimhoffman4766]

Chin up king, your crown is falling!

[@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin]

People I have a news. I have a girlfriend now. She's the highlight of my life. Currently applying to work with her at her job. :D Edit: Don't worry, guys, she broke up with me after spending the night, cuddling, kissing making out, having sex, watching movies, and gaming and then told me it was because she wasn't sure she wanted a relationship. She also told me she loved me. So y'know. I'm still fucked up and depressed. Especially now.

[@Herobrine21777]

@@RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin cool

[@spider-mancantsee5875]

Red Velvet Edge Muffin exactly friends are all I need.

[@Ajaws]

Commenter: “a few years after this the hippies split up and the god warrior’s older daughter died in a car accident” Critical: “thank you for that shockingly dark update”

[@JackSmith-bn6qj]

I'm still trying to figure out if that was true or made up by chat

[@joshc5613]

@@JackSmith-bn6qj I looked it up, it's completely serious. She died in 2007 and it basically made the woman rethink her life, because the gay community reached out to her and gave her their condolences when her friends were kinda shitty about it and didn't really do anything to help

[@dylanchilders]

"They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and they ended up just falling in love by accident." Wtf thats hilarious

[@_Stian]

Shes not fully a god warrior if she still has not yet defeated the ender dragon

[@creemo5375]

She did defeat the ender dragon, in one bite

[@waterboiledpizza]

@@creemo5375 The hole between her teeth was the prove. The Ender dragon flew straight into her mouth.

[@trevordodson9560]

Nice

[@lt.crouton7324]

Barry is Himros, the god of sexual desires. No mortal being handle the raw power Barry emits when he enters your country. 3 governments have fallen to Barry. His cuteness is unmatched to anything.

[@davidharris3028]

I disagree, Terry Crews is the best

[@bonogiamboni4830]

He got matched with the god warrior since only her hideousness could put a stop to Barry's unrestrained libido.

[@Raccon_Detective.]

@@davidharris3028 Agreed.

[@Nightmare-fe9hr]

the worst part of the god warrior's friends is they definitely thought that they "won" by making that exchange unbearably awkward and unpleasant

[@voidfroze]

Sad but true. In the circles I grew up in, we were actively encouraged from childhood to call people out and create awkward situations like that. I feel genuinely sorry for them, it really fucks up your brain to walk around thinking it's your responsibility to be the word of God for everyone else

[@JBrander]

i hope Barry got laid. The man desperately needs respite from the God Warrior

[@loser7528]

Imagine being scared of a star. That's literally how you draw a star with a continuous line

[@FlOWBOOLIN]

LOSER ya pentagrams are upside down

[@louiesatterwhite3885]

@@FlOWBOOLIN even then, pentagrams are way older than the negative connotation christianity gave them. Pentagrams are often used as a symbol of protection. Christianity took it and demonized it to get more converts.

[@kingchickenwing4887]

@@louiesatterwhite3885 What did pentagrams originally come from?

[@louiesatterwhite3885]

@@kingchickenwing4887 it was originally found on ancient writings in Mesopotamia from roughly 3000 BCE. It is theorized to have been referring to the 5 planets closest to the sun. Later cultures appropriated it for different things, and eventually christianity came along.

[@kelpyg2660]

Louie Satterwhite same thing with swastikas

[@cigarettes5613]

That lady is the kind of person to wake you up to remind you to take your sleeping pills

[@beckyscleanersock8395]

Fun fact about god warrior: after a car crash that killed her daughter she fell into a deep depression and actually found support and comfort online from the LGBTQ+ community and is now a staunch queer advocate!

[@Big-boi92]

Barry is the strongest man i've ever seen. like who the fuck else out here would be able to endure that wilderbeast for a day let alone a week smh that lardwagon wiggles up a stairs and there's boss music playing big up barry!

[@weirdguyontheinternet7424]

Lmao

[@iGrindGanja]

A stronger man would leave, knowing his finite time on this earth is not worth being wasted on such a hog.

[@hgdge]

Lets all pray for my boi Barry.

[@wolfo8559]

“God save us from the people who think they’re doing God’s work.” - Dean Winchester

[@MrNilsiboy94]

This women would certainly make for a good monster of the week episode

[@waterproof_teabags3592]

The people who want to be as Christian as possible are the ones that stir away from their religion

[@AbysswalkerD]

Amen

[@utterlyumbral3694]

@@MrNilsiboy94 That episode could go one of two ways: 1) Angst filled, "I have to think about my faith", it's only a human/cult episode 2) This woman is some sort of elder God feeding off other's misery Either way, sounds like my new favorite episode lmao

[@fnfn9199]

666th like 😁

[@lovelyafternoon]

I got legit stressed out for that poor woman when the Karen's started to invade the house with their Jesus gift baskets.

[@conner3548]

I can only imagine that type of behavior being mentioned in a conversation between God and these women: God:"Spread the word of my son's sacrifice and the sins he died for...I said spread it not force it, N-no seriously stop doing it like that...Maybe Gabriel was right...I should've sent the other meteor to this place." Jesus:"Hey dad...so...Why is this family bullying this lady? I mean she looks like her default setting is stoned of her ass but..." God:"...The consequence of free will paired with the choice of ignorance..."

[@KaregoAt]

Their fucking vibes man, the nastiest most hateful group of people I swear

[@ItsMeVolatility]

Yeah, she looked so uncomfortable because she knew she’d get railed for not being ultra christian. Even though the whole “psychic natural herb aura” thing isn’t my cup of tea, she seems like a nice lady and not judgemental with her beliefs. Her and Barry need to secretly catch a plane and start new lives together lmao

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

She's into weird pseudoscience too, though. This is a battle of Karens!

[@Aldwick6635]

Not to mention cuisine that looks like it could've come from the kitchen of Jack, the Master of Mayonnaise himself.

[@DrLongWang]

My friend’s mom was indistinguishable from the God Warrior and it was traumatic seeing more people like her.

[@misty9964]

The "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAN" line is so iconic a true original meme

[@wow-jw2ql]

@@YoungAlienBoy you cannot take a hint can you

[@monkeyrapingfrog4720]

Spooky Filmz Ent. Fuck off

[@dimitrivaljean6085]

She isn't though lol

[@bigkilog9718]

7:28 the moment they showed her friends on camera I knew they were just a group of Karen's

[@papermachete8071]

Me and the Karens destroying managers

[@Mr.Bimgus]

Is a flock of Karen's called a Divorce?

[@bigkilog9718]

@@Mr.Bimgus no it's called a purge

[@keepout2268]

@@Mr.Bimgus no its called "i need to see my children karen"

[@krn2487]

OMG! What have you done to my name!!!!

[@ewanedwards6822]

My headcanon: Barry was forced into an arranged marriage with Margaret by both parents on either side.

[@teo5339]

at gunpoint

[@Cxncubine]

what the fuck is a headcanon

[@mrwtfwhy]

cranial artillery

[@scumbad7953]

@@mrwtfwhy Cheeky bugger xD

[@scumbad7953]

@@Cxncubine Something being canon to the best of my memory means it is a recognised part of a large body of work. Like Deathly Hallows being apart of the Harry Potter canon. A headcanon on the other hand is apart of an individuals belief that something is apart of the canon.

[@CYMotorsport]

a year late but 2:20 HOW DARE YOUU

[@CurrencyChronicles1]

sad

[@profblack]

Margaret isn’t the hero we deserved... Seriously nobody deserves that.

[@DraknorDragor]

LOL they had in in the first half not gonna lie!!!

[@nickcariglio8228]

I love you yoda

[@h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx]

Barry is the hero we need

[@pissapocalypse]

I hate that I have the same name as her

[@questionablemarks5148]

@Greasel Snatches yeah now she's pro gay rights i think.

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

Dude... I felt more dead inside everytime it showed her husband.

[@shidandfard9976]

Ikr that poor man, we need to send the national guard or something

[@michelle.pineda3250]

When the god warriors friends were meeting at the house It looked like all the Karen’s of the town coming together to call peoples managers.

[@Dragonemperess]

Calling the manager parties is what that is called. One at a time a person will call their managers of the day and the other Karens will give her tips and spur her on. It's one of the many tortures that hell has to offer.

[@sandwichmonster7067]

Shoulda launched a missle at the house while they were there.

[@draguladriver]

barry seems like such a nice man. he's very patient, even with someone like his wife, he deserves so much better.

[@bastianalsoknownasagoddamn3647]

Berry looks like he would shower you in love and affection the moment you meet him

[@sethbuckles3474]

She got mad at the "pentagram" but she doesn't know that the pentagram was a christian symbol but upside down is satanic

[@danielshore1457]

Also I'm pretty sure it is only a pentagram if it's in a circle because the points are supposed to represent spirit, water, fire, air, and earth whilst the circle represents life or something (at least I believe that is the Celtic meaning)

[@jeremy0440]

Idk but she should be thankful because if demons come in they’ll be trapped

[@WellBeSerious12]

From Wikipedia: "Pentagrams were used symbolically in ancient Greece and Babylonia, and are used today as a symbol of faith by many Wiccans, akin to the use of the cross by Christians and the Star of David by the Jews. The pentagram has magical associations. Many people who practice Neopagan faiths wear jewelry incorporating the symbol. Christians once commonly used the pentagram to represent the five wounds of Jesus.[1][2] The pentagram is also used as a symbol by other belief systems, and is associated with Freemasonry. The word pentagram comes from the Greek word πεντάγραμμον (pentagrammon),[3] from πέντε (pente), "five" + γραμμή (grammē), "line".[4] The word "pentacle" is sometimes used synonymously with "pentagram".[5] The word pentalpha is a learned modern (17th-century) revival of a post-classical Greek name of the shape.[6]" Well how would you expect an uneducated person to know that, who counts everything they don't understand as evil.

[@julientanner5036]

@@jeremy0440 u watch supernatural 👍👍👍

[@criscrosxxx]

Tbh she said god died for us . True Christian

[@stage4901]

If you don't believe that God died on the cross... God didn't die... Jesus did... Obviously watched the anime and didn't read the Manga. *Face-palm* this was a joke, get over it.

[@jake3551]

Jesus is supposedly god so she's not wrong. Ok she's wrong but not in that way

[@skippernolen5644]

@@jake3551 Yeah, you didn't read the author interview notes.

[@BaconDanglers]

He's the son of God, the son of iron man wouldn't be iron man 😂he'd be the son of iron man

[@carsonmccord6226]

Jesus is God

[@stage4901]

@@carsonmccord6226 Yeah I know. Trinity.

[@lucasworld708]

Barry just passed peacefully surrounded by his family on June 15th. RIP big guy 😔

[@shame2189]

"if you don't believe god died on the cross and he's our savior, that bothers me" God didn't die, that was Jesus... Edit: alright guys the message has been recieved. I now understand partialism, modalism, arianism, and so forth are a thing. You guys made it all very clear, Jesus may or may not be god or part of god, i got the message so y'all can stop trying to correct me. The majority of god is still alive, though, so 't was a very poor choice of words nonetheless.

[@aidanb.5344]

I’m not even that religious and that bothered me

[@themariokid2310]

@@aidanb.5344 same

[@themariokid2310]

@Chi last time I checked my dad didn't lose half of himself when I was born, just his semen and a sizable amount of money.

[@asink5928]

Jesus is god but not the father of the Holy Spirit but they are all god , it’s rlly odd coz Jesus essentially asks himself to forgive us all

[@hoho330]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYKvl5qXitSEedk

[@coeusrose4168]

She comes down the escalator like Ursula entering the room 😂

[@redline1916]

"Jesus what kind of hipster family Is this?" *"Is there any more SOY MILK?"*

[@Zaire82]

They could just be lactose intolerant. As someone who lives with a lactose intolerant person, it's actually difficult to have a semi-normal diet. She's vegan because it guarantees there won't be dairy, which she is very sensitive to.

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

Zaire I think it’s just a joke lol

[@Zaire82]

@@Jogjosmowwdkfs Do you think I don't know that? Stop trying to instigate arguments.

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

Zaire I’m not, I was just genuinely confused, my dude

[@Zaire82]

@@Jogjosmowwdkfs It doesn't matter whether you were confused or not, the way you wrote your comment is guaranteed to annoy people, so don't write them like that.

[@tyleraviles6767]

i wouldn’t be able to sleep at night with out this man his the dad i never had

[@vendetta1429]

In the Holy Bible there's a part where these disciples reveal an overly religious woman on the street was actually possesed by demons That says something

[@dylanwoo9502]

wait which chapter of the bible is this?

[@aaronvanderbliek4837]

You’re right.She’s not a true christian

[@Gavlon]

Source?

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

Book and number?

[@gelatskis2262]

Cuz it makes that religon look bad, smart demons...

[@Kim-dl2uk]

"I'm getting my doctorate" "oh so you currently have a masters?" "um.. No?" Fucking gold

[@puddy606]

bruh when she smelled that she sounded like muscle man from regular show.

[@Billy28376]

You know who else sounds like muscle man......... My mom. 😆

[@geckopecko]

lmaoooo

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

This reminds me of when I was in PHP and this woman would lecture me on every break, because I made the mistake me mentioning that I played RPGs and ran a Vampire game. She would just come at me about how I was going to Hell every break, but if I would say anything like, "I think you are misunderstanding what playing vampire is....", she would start freaking out in this whole "I don't want to talk about anything on the dark side!" thing. So she wanted to start the topic, but any response was a spiritual attack. I finally had to ask her to stop talking to me outside of group, so I could get through a hour in piece, and the group leaders wouldn't let her talk about the subject in group.

[@emmaelisabet561]

“Not of god” woman you’re closer to hell than you are heaven

[@motharchenemy8549]

Its like someone converted Ursula to Christianity but that person was Judge Claude Frollo from Disney.

[@ffmmain8673]

alright emma you used too much makeup to be religiously acceptable

[@emmaelisabet561]

Reverie King uh excuse me, first of all I could care less about what the fuck you have to say and second of all that was for a photo shoot

[@pissapocalypse]

@@ffmmain8673 I hope you're joking bro

[@ffmmain8673]

@@pissapocalypse lololol

[@thebigsad9463]

From 1 to 10 how much Barry wants to escape that house? $1.02

[@MrFirefox]

No more like 5 football pitches multiplied by 2 religious cults

[@Gman224]

oh fuck whats that from i cant remember

[@crunkers_]

I dont get it

[@ericmendenhall2867]

And the Lord sent him $1.02 to set him free from the beast

[@MagicMarshN80]

I eat penis because tree fitty

[@eVill420]

this anime consists of Barry (the lovable protagonist), his wife (an imp) a crack addict (the rival) and his wife (the love interest, threesome?) the heavy cultist vibes only improve it

[@scene6289]

*I'm still waiting for the plot twist*

[@wizzaman2675]

IDK :p the plot twist is that all of their beliefs are wrong, and it was the Mormons who were right

[@TheMooper27]

Barry really did get screwed over in life. He just looks so defeated.

[@LettuceGod1]

It’s people like the “God warrior” who give Christians such a bad rap. It pisses me off.

[@seanhuds229]

Couldn't agree more, I cant stand her anger and judgemental nature, it's not very Christian at all.

[@seanhuds229]

@NSA Sometimes you have to be philosophical about these things ahaha.

[@Smokestacktics]

Legit no offense meant if you're Christian, but it's certainly not the book full of and focused on human and blood sacrifice and divinely sanctioned genocide and slavery that tries to claim ultimate moral authority. Seriously though your (assuming here) religion is fucking terrifying if you read the book without having your hand held.

[@seanhuds229]

@@Smokestacktics Yes true as well, it is a book that tells of awful things that happen, the ultimate message is that we all must make peace with one another. I am not a Christian, I am Jewish, and even then dont really believe in it.

[@velvetybom368]

Wait until you hear about the pastors in my country

[@funnyvalentine5576]

If that "God Warrior" keeps saying God this and God that we're gonna have to arrange for her to meet him Also someone get the US Government to save Barry cus that man deserves better

[@The_child-catcher]

We need to get Barry laid ASAP.

[@takumeme545]

We need to use our Stand power to save Barry

[@BasicNotAcidic]

Fellow JoJo fans rise up

[@gnomeking8036]

@@BasicNotAcidic yeeeee jojo number 1

[@funnyvalentine5576]

@@BasicNotAcidic Funny Valentine must've made a clone of me since we have the same picture

[@Aikisbest]

I actually couldnt laugh at this, I felt so bad for Barry ;__;

[@LouseGrouse]

Same here. He deserves so much better. I hope he's doing okay but... I'm worried for him. He's being abused

[@karlkhai51]

I feel sorry for anyone who had to deal with "god warrior".

[@amberquartz9468]

That show always made me feel claustrophobic

[@sennqs04]

everyone gangsta until the HOLY SPIRIT RISES

[@sneakysnake7695]

It's pronounced blood pressure

[@hayman4268]

SneakySneaky Snake nice

[@Gio90210.]

Feel bad for Barry since he’s a genuinely good person

[@MegaChickenfish]

This seems to be mostly a montage of the crazy christian wife slowly losing her mind in the new house despite them being chill and trying to include her in whatever they can. Man, what happened with the other family?

[@ajbalancedbreakfast8368]

Pretty sure they're supposed to swap one more time but the god warrior couldn't take it

[@hyperion3145]

Miguel Vazquez Good majority of Christians in the US just see it as a casual thing where you go to church on Saturday, say “hallelujah”, and then leave without actually going into the scriptures and see why it is relevant because “Jesus loves you”. Questions are also discouraged too. The most “passionate” followers seem to hold themselves holier than their own scriptures and only use it whenever advantageous.

[@pierreo33]

@@hyperion3145 most religious people are hypocrites

[@benwx4755]

The sudden music change when all the Christian mums start walking in is hilarious to me