Godrick and Malenia have a fistfight I Elden Ring Meme

#eldenring #shorts
When Godrick tried to redeem himself

[@Afrochilla]

This is also canon

[@gnarlypancake2362]

Bro 💀💀

[@luanmantilla3575]

This motherfucker don’t miss

[@hunterlebret1651]

I was gonna post it, but u beat me to it 😂

[@d4davidg302]

It’s in the lore

[@kami439]

It actually is

[@DiranJiru]

Him grafting the dragon head onto him is the equivalent of thinking of an amazing comeback hours after the argument ended.

[@whywright2663]

Imagine if Godrick accidentally found chopped off head of Placidusax (he is missing his 3rd one), and mistakes it for a regular dragon head... Everybody laughing until grafted dragon head starts breathing lasers....

[@dunmeroverlord]

@@whywright2663 I'm pretty sure placidusax is missing like 3 heads lol

[@typical_ID]

@@whywright2663 Placidusax is missing 3, if Godrick found them shit would get real

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@dunmeroverlord Meaning Godrick can have one for his left arm, and two on each shoulder in place of those useless tiny arms currently sitting there like he's Adam Smasher or some Armored Core mech. Godrick do be spitting triple golden beams of death.

[@crash-testproductions9341]

Now I'm sure he was like fighting you persuaded he's practicing his 2nd rap battle with Malenia, except you end up be the one killing him and he's like "... but, my return match ..."

[@LianleoC]

Him not grafting the dragon makes this 1000 times funnier

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Fr it's amazing

[@azabache6058]

Godrick talking a lot of shit for someone in water fowl dance distance

[@Tha-mountain]

Wat

[@erdeni2349]

@@Tha-mountain malenia's rigged attack which either kills you or corner you with little hp if you didnt learn her pattern long enough

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@erdeni2349 she's also immune to some game mechanics while doing WaterFowl too... Malenia is actually just a cheating child

[@patrikhigl1032]

@@The-Omega-Blade I mean look at her lore, she pretty much committed nuclear genocide on Caelid because she's on the emotional state of a toddler and couldn't accept having her ass handed to her by Radahn. She brought upon a nuclear holocaust just to make sure her statement of "I have never known defeat" stays true. What a pathetic personality.

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@patrikhigl1032 Yeah, she's hated by pretty much every other demi-god

[@hericbss]

I'm now excited to hear Rykard having a father talk with Zorayas

[@crash-testproductions9341]

Zorayas : Daddy do you love me ? Rykard : JOIN THE SERPENT KING AS FAMILY ! TOGETHER, WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS ! Zorayas : Does that mean yes ?

[@Holyknight777.O]

I read this in both their voices 😂😂

[@vincentcampbell8314]

Omfg yes

[@MarvinT0606]

T O G E T H A A A

[@Jeezes718]

I'm disappointed she didn't mention that he literally put on a dress to sneak out of the capital after she kicked his ass.

[@Ugglehjelm]

Was that not before she kicked his ass?

[@Jeezes718]

@@Ugglehjelm your right I remembered it wrong.

[@M.g16300]

That wasn’t Malenia that was Radahn.

[@leunam3004]

Either way she roasted him way enough. Don't need to fire if even your opponent knows he's a bitch.

[@Necrotaku999]

Malenia respect trans rights, her adored sibling its kinda trans

[@amalgamation3679]

“At least I didn’t resort to cheat codes from a FUCKING OUTER GOD when I was getting my ass handed to me.” He has a point.

[@amalgamation3679]

@@BababooeyGooey exactly, Godrick is super petty.

[@hasturthekinginyellow5003]

@@BababooeyGooey plenty? I believe Radahn is the only demigod that doesn't serve an outer God *AND* is still able to destroy Godrick (because yes, Godwin could have been a great warrior but now is half dead, and Miquela even before being corrupted by the Formless Mother wasn't a warrior); i mean, Ranni has the Moon, Mohg has the Formless Mother, Morgott serves the Elden Beast and Rykard serves/his the God-devouring Serpent.

[@Mgauge]

I mean, he did rip the head off a dead dragon to stick to his own arm when things got rough, so he's not really one to talk.

[@amalgamation3679]

@@Mgauge a dragon is not an outer god, but I kinda see it lol

[@silverblade357]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Malenia doesn't have a choice. The Goddess of Rot has been with her since birth. Also, I very much doubt she'd need her transformation to smack Godrick around.

[@NoMitherNoProblem]

"Same time next week?" "Fuck off." There's some kind of implication here that I cannot for the life of me decipher.

[@wildbard4112]

Godrick thinks he has an actually rivalry with Malenia while she just seems him a welp

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

Godrick: 'Tis but a scratch! Malenia: A scratch? Your arm's off! Godrick: No it isn't. Malenia: Well what's that, then? Godrick: ... Godrick: I've had worse.

[@DepressedCrow]

He can always put it back on

[@Samuel-vw4yv]

Malenia: You liar!

[@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod]

What i expect from this now ongoing series: Morgott and Radahn fighting over that one art from the intro. Rennala judging her daughter's love life choices. Miquella denying Moghstein's advances. Marika and Radagon fighting to mend or break the elden ring. The battle of Aeonia between Radahn and Malenia

[@noahoakley339]

"Moghstein" lmfao

[@Guitar_Hero_1999]

mohg and morgott having an argument in general

[@C.D.G.1]

A rap battle between The Rotten Goddess vs the Starscourge.

[@gustavfrye2736]

Sadly, I can already tell you the Miquella and Radagon/Marika ones won't happen because there's no original voice for the AI to use

[@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod]

@@gustavfrye2736 It can pull something out of its binary ass for all im concerned.

[@darkrot824]

I can’t wait till Malenia finds Mohg or sees Radahn again after he’s been rehabilitated of course.

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

I wonder what Radahn's voice would be like. Probably a deep bass.

[@darkrot824]

@@akechijubeimitsuhide hope so

[@BababooeyGooey]

@@akechijubeimitsuhide Be like that scene in Up where we get a dramatic shot of the edgy doberman, we expect exactly that then get the squeaky voice. Redmane soldier: General, pardon my boldness but... what happened to your voice? Radahn pitched way the fuck up: It was the only part of me that couldn't fully recover from the Rot. And for that I will RIP WHATEVER LIMBS REMAIN ON THAT ROT-CURSED BITCH!! RUAGGGHH!!! Troops: *snickering* Radahn: Yeah well........ fuck you *instantly comets away*

[@jell_f]

Malenia: "Mohg" Mohg: "Mal" Malenia: "Something I always been curious about, what did you said to mother, that made her kick you out into sewerage?" Mohg: "I called her miserable old fool" Malenia: "Bad idea" Mohg: "Now I'm gonna kill you with help of your brother's blood and in very imminent future he'll become my consort." Malenia: "B*ch you don't have a future."

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@akechijubeimitsuhide His voice sounds absurdly deep when he roars or fights us, so that'll be a tough one to AI.

[@astefor_i_will_regret_this_url]

Requesting Melina getting into an argument with the other Fromsoft hub girls over which one of their MCs is best boy.

[@noahoakley339]

This.

[@M.g16300]

What about the same thing but with Malenia and the souls series other girl bosses arguing over who is the best out of the bunch?

[@astefor_i_will_regret_this_url]

@@M.g16300 It'll be an episodic series - cut dialogue from chicks like Quelaag can even be used for sampling

[@thestrongestlivingcreature]

@@M.g16300 Girl boss 💀💀💀

[@joeyberg5765]

Bro imagine Malenia getting into it with Yuria, the cat fight would be legendary. M: "Well look what the hollows drug in, another bird-masked girl boss with more edge than fashion sense." Y: "Says the crippled recluse with the winged helmet wielding a fucking Sephiroth prop. At least mine's invisible, find some novelty for Lord's sake." M: "Do you think anyone doesn't know you ripped that gimmick straight out of Fate/Zero? You're not Saber, honey, no matter how many servants your dead church has." Y: "My order literally shifted the course of a world-shattering curse and restored purpose to mankind. You hid yourself in Rivendell 2.0 while your Kohai got abducted by a tyrannic incest lord. What do the unkindled say? Ratio?" M: "And yet your entire plot hinges on being able to wrangle the last of the undead mouth-breathers of your age into playing King of the Castle and stomping out God's camp fire while you whisper delusions of grandeur from the sidelines." Y: "Jealous? An entire land conquered, and I never even needed to draw my weapon. I also didn't feel the need to name drop myself every time I one-shot any Tarnished numb nuts that wandered into my pity cradle." M: "Probably because nobody knows who the hell you are. At least your sister wasn't afraid to get her hands dirty. That must be why she has a boss theme and you don't. When was the last time you checked in on her, anyway?" Y: "Tell you what, how about you check yourself into a clinic for that cosmic STD you call a superpower and I'll introduce you sometime. You've got a lot in common, you know: dereliction of duty, overcompensating for past failures, and oh yes, a shared love of rolling around in rotten fucking meat."

[@whywright2663]

Godrick missed that moment where loosing any of his limbs is essentially meaningless to him as he can always graft a better replacement, Malenia with no Miquella in site on the other hand can't find any prosthetics that wouldn't immidietly rot off.... So him cutting off the hand might have been a literal swag against her...

[@NyctoMusicTV]

It wasn't the flex he thought it was gonna be

[@whywright2663]

@@NyctoMusicTV Can we also at some point get someone to steal Malenia prosthetic leg, so she forced to do og waterfowl dance? kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqraoX1oa82GbZI

[@wildbard4112]

Give him all the hands he needs, Malenia with just one functional limb can still beat his ass

[@min24434]

There's a castle that produces prosthetics for Malenia.

[@Necrotaku999]

@@min24434 not only that but they seem to have plenty in stock

[@drewwilson9938]

I'd like to imagine that all the demigods still get in touch like this, like a fucking zoom call. Morgott has his camera off trying to get things in order, Radahn didn't show up, Rykard is eating loudly, Mohg has his Miquella body pillow next to him, Ranni is just sitting there trying not to get involved, and Godrick and Malenia are having this conversation with Godrick trying to prove something he is incapable of proving.

[@realMrVent]

I died @ Miquella body pillow lmfao

[@TheRisky9]

Godwyn is mysteriously missing...

[@drewwilson9938]

@@TheRisky9 he's sleeping with the ever-wet skelly sleeper

[@TheRisky9]

@@drewwilson9938 Lol. "Hey Ranni, you seen Godwyn?" "Oh, he's just getting laid... to rest..." I will admit, it would be epic to hear the opening narrator: Fia, the ever wet skelly sleeper!

[@crash-testproductions9341]

Friendly reminder than there was plenty of other demi-gods descendants like Godrick around the lands between, before the shattering, but most of them were skinned alive by the godskin apostles, and Godrick escaped them by pure fanboying for his grandfather by hiding into the last castle he conquered.

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

There's no prove that the skin they where actually belonged to a demigod

[@MrLimboRL]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051they are called the fucking GODSKIN APOSTLES, and their weapons are called the SKINNER AND STITCHER

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

@@MrLimboRL i know that but im yet to find any skin less demigod ore mention of a skinned one only skin i see is that of dorminula is there a possibility they actually skinned gods yes but there's just no proof

[@crash-testproductions9341]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 Hell no, in the description of their clothes it's written they have killed gods in the past, and they are called "godskin" apostles. Add to that each demi gods surely had their own lineage and you obtain where the other demi-gods descendants like Godrick have disappeared.

[@MrLimboRL]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 dude they were skinned alive, they aren’t fucking show up because they’re dead! They once wielding destined death and wear empyrean skin, they have slayed demigods. Be wrong all you want it doesn’t change that.

[@yugijak]

"Imagine all those hands to throw and still needing help from big bro morgott." MALENIA I THOUGHT YOU USED ROT NOT FIRE

[@andrewowens4421]

Damn, I thought Godrick was the one with a dragon but girl, you spitting _FIRE!_

[@Gozieaaa]

​@@andrewowens4421 just wait till my boy grafts the fucking elden beast and placidusax heads on himself, he'll roast everyone

[@bup6340]

The same time next week got me

[@freyfalgan7585]

Alas, yes this is cannon 100%

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

I mean... had he grafted the dragon head and used it against her, our good pal Godrick could've "kinda" stand a chance... maybe...?

[@spacemegalodon5049]

His chances would have increased by at most 5x. But 5x0 is still 0.

[@wildbard4112]

If by maybe you mean not at all then yes

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

@@wildbard4112 ofc :D

[@whyareyouhere6274]

Depends on what head, if he found, say, Placi's head? He woulda sky rocket high, though he's still very slow himself.

[@mee091000]

Godrick should have learned to use the Black Flame.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Malenia: ''I'll take your limbs!'' Chadrick: ''No need. I'll do it myself. Observe!''

[@andreasluk3]

The video got posted literally one minute after school ended for me. Nice timing lol.

[@BM-yy8db]

I can't wait to see what the AI makes of all 12 seconds of Rykard's voice footage

[@lorddervish212quinterosara6]

Love them both, considering what he said, I think he will have his second match with help of the Dragon

[@UXMetalVTuber]

Kek, arguing harder than an average married couple

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Godrick: "Malenia, My arch-enemy! At last we meet again. My grafting powers have doubled since last we met." Malenia: "Have we met before?" Godrick: "Wait, you seriously don't remember me?" Malenia: "Godrat the Gilded?" Godrick: "..." Malenia: "Godlock the Glib?" Godrick: "Now you are doing this on purpose." Malenia: "Gorgobob the Gaffed?" Godrick: "I won't be ignored nor bullied, everyone will know the name of Godrick and tremble!" Radahn: "I can be your arch enemy." Godrick: "... I'm fine."

[@BlastinCabin]

Don't you dare insult my boy Radahn like that, my dude was the only one Malenia couldn't beat without relying on her outer god bs.

[@lorddervish212quinterosara6]

Funny, he actually did siege Radhan and in turn was besieged by him, all of this happened sometime before his fight with Malenia, were he got his ass kicked

[@skyprior3866]

I'm certain one of these would be godefroy

[@maxburrill6192]

Well in all fairness, I wouldn't want to be the "conqueror of the stars'" arch-nemesis either.

[@noahoakley339]

@@BlastinCabin she technically still lost

[@silverpandav]

where are you getting these scary accurate voices my man

[@filipelopes99]

nah but Godrick is a real one, he grafted a god damn dragon head ON THE SPOT, mid fight. what a madlad

[@logeyperogi1805]

“That didn’t stop me from kicking your ass, nor did it stop you from kissing mine” That right there was a violation

[@gamerpolice8235]

I wonder what a family reunion would be like

[@andrewowens4421]

The Tarnished tries to get everyone together in an attempt to find peace, only to immediately regret his actions because of the chaos he'd unleash upon the world.

[@brandonojeda716]

I love how stoic and monotone Malenia delivered that final “fuck off~”

[@erthsda6758]

"Still needing help from Big Bro Morgott" He has yet to appear in this saga

[@andromeda4655]

I like to think that with miquella being asleep for so long, he’s been coming up with the most insane roasts the entire time so that by the time he gets back nobody can stand in his way

[@jacobhederstrom8198]

honestly after both this and the ranni and mohg, i feel a sudden need for one where ranni pranks mohg by giving malenia a note that says he took miquella and is more importantly holding him prisoner, then watching from the sidelines as crippeld redhead unleashes her full fury upon moghlester.

[@xaphan_fallen_angel]

Rykard amd Morgott. Please I will literally breathe if you do those.

[@bimbim1885]

"Bitch ain't got no legs" "Ain't, even, got, legs"

[@efraintarin3920]

I absolutely love Malenia`s voice

[@GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

Best part is Godrick is like Malenia's great great great grand nephew

[@Monunga]

"Funny how your whole thing is reattaching limbs but I'm the one with a healing factor, isn't it?" "More cheat codes from your little kiss on Caelid I'm sure." "Nope. Pure willpower." ... "Still needed the rot to beat Radahn." "Still needed others' power to call yourself a threat."

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Well, Rot is The Power she was born with. Just like Ranni was born with connection with lunar magic, Miquella was born prodigy, and Radahn was born with superior physique and penchant for sorcery. Malenia just has been fighting against the power she was born with her entire life. Saying Malenia needed rot to beat Radahn is like saying Radahn needed gravity magic to beat the stars. That´s kinda who they are as characters.

[@Monunga]

@@matiasluukkanen7718 Someone who effing gets it, holy fuck.

[@everlastingdragon4520]

Malenia: And I f*cking hate my power too. Someone better invent chemotherapy around here soon.

[@kevinclement1533]

​@@MonungaIkr, I'm so tired of people who keep insisting that Malenia is cheating for using Scarlet Rot during her battle with Radahn and the Tarnished.

[@WholesomeSadist]

not gonna lie, if i am in line at the grocery store and fighting with somebody. and dude just lops his own fuckin arm off like its a kit kat. he can have the self checkout i'm good, i am not gonna touch that with a fifty foot pole

[@tarnishedpose]

"Nor did it stop you from kissing mine" That's no the diss you think you are making, Malenia

[@RealDeadBird]

I need more of this 100% canon lore.

[@Emma_2Banks]

No, he proved that he has a good vocal range.

[@Lex_Nocturna]

Everything Nycto comes up with ... Canon

[@courier6448]

I really like to think these videos are what the gods truly were like to each other. The only reason we don't see their true personalities is because we're a lowly Tarnished and they feel the need to amp up their bravado for us.

[@BonePapi]

This chat just makes me love Malenia more. She beat my love into me and I enjoy it.

[@JackBlack-qn7us]

"All you've proven is that you're braindead." I know it wasn't meant for me but, ouch.

[@TheRisky9]

I love how Malenia owns him at every turn.

[@gothicbutterfly013]

She really does XD

[@LAK_770]

Never really thought about the fact that the first boss has way too many limbs and the last boss has too few, D E E P

[@Franz0818]

“How’s the rot by the way?” “More useful than your hands grafting” *meanwhile Radahn* “COME LEONARD LET US RIDE INTO THE SUNSET FOREVER!!!”

[@DwarfDaddy]

“Bitch ain’t got no legs”…I miss Seathe

[@stix7168]

I wanna see an interaction like this between Malenia and Rahdan but after a bit of insulting they start laughing and treating each other like best friends

[@johndoe-eg7lg]

Godrick will always be Hardcore for cutting his Arm off

[@PsyKxo]

And here it is!

[@jacksonwalker8820]

Ngl that one got me

[@Averagebreatherofoxygen]

They then came to repeat this conversation a week later

[@xera192]

Love how we had Maria as the strong female boss in Bloodborne and Elden ring came with Malenia like hey, how about we surpass ourselves.

[@nekochan1692]

"Bitch aint got no legs" Not even a minute in and already quoting legends 😂

[@Mahoragaontop]

“At least I didnt get my ass handed to my by a guy with a fucking pot on his head lmao”

[@Ron_Jambo_]

"Great Godfrey, didst thou witnes ??!" Godfrey :"I swear I don't know who this dude is"

[@brahianguzman5076]

Love how malenia always slap back

[@thecatinthehatwithabat9903]

In an alternate universe he grafts Miquella's coccon to his arm

[@progenyofbood.9902]

“It would only cost an arm or a leg, oh wait-” “Funny, perhaps I'll relinquish you of yours,” *cue ominous pan in* “One limb at a time.”

[@Bubble_Fett]

"Same time next week?" "Fuck off." XD

[@consumerjtc5835]

At first I thought this read as "Godfrey and Malenia have a fist fight" and was mildly confused about what they have in common with each other. Reading it as Godrick it makes sense.

[@MinerDiner]

I like how Godrick acknowledges that he is indeed braindead

[@poly_g6068]

After hearing Godrick talk more... I'm realizing his voice has an almost Tom Kenny vibe to it.

[@morgottthelastofallkings3336]

Loving it

[@__Hmmmmmmmm__]

.......Godrick's unique way of simping for Malenia doesn't seem to be working.

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

"lemme show you something?" He says to the blind girl

[@SaturNo_O017]

I wanna see this exact same scenario but Godrick grafts a runebear or a shrimp to his arm instead

[@recklessgaming6713]

If only Radahn had a voice...

[@endgameExecutor]

Why does the AI make him sound like a discount Tom Kenny

[@dragonslayer3552]

That is exactly how it happened in lore even the great Kenneth hight can assure you that

[@RockAndStoner]

Now we need Godrick to graft a lobster to his hand

[@adamxei9073]

Man he can put that stub into a dragon head and it somehow come alive don’t tell me that was all it was for to prove a point

[@resistivewig610]

The final line is golden

[@damienluedtke9276]

Dayummmmmmmmmmmm she said all those hands however you needed help from Big Bro Morgott?

[@riohudson9612]

Where TF do you get these voices they're too good 💀💀💀

[@ozblok7018]

He would graft something from inside the Haligtree to himself (tho it be a risk of experiencing the rot), like maybe that putrid tree spirit

[@glocktaivious8825]

Ya know with the dragon and the flames he would stand a much better chance against melainia

[@sometimes1]

0:15 I understood that reference!

[@lordofmusic4207]

can we have like miquella and radahn just having a chat and just complaining about how everyone else is just fighting each other

[@maniac7302]

Miquella would be all “hey I feel like all this fighting could stop if someone let the stars move again shame there’s no one who can do that”

[@handsomeflapjack5833]

Radahn was a fighter too, to the point of borderline being a warmonger. I know the community really likes to simp it up for him and pretend like he’s a 100% honorable Boy Scout hero, but he tried to besiege Leyndell and lusted for power just like many of the other demigods. He’s just as morally grey as characters like Ranni or Malenia

[@lordofmusic4207]

@@handsomeflapjack5833 I make the point of how out of all the demigods he’s the most wholesome He learned gravity sorcery for the purpose of being able to ride his favourite horse despite his size

[@Joe-ve9xz]

Godrick just sounds like ghostface from scary movie

[@NLGogeta]

Godrick is that one friend who takes up to 4+ hours to think of a comeback and still gets roasted.

[@CGAA07017]

Her voice sounds perfect, my dear goddess of rot hahahaha. I'm trying one right now, but I'm not even close 🥲🤣🤣🤣

[@thePontiffsSnickerdoodles]

please we need one of radahn and malenia PLEASE lmfaooo

[@gilangadlisdastifa7464]

Haight Kenneth even confirmed that.

[@The-Omega-Blade]

Godrick is a chad, as he can roll to dodge and only levels Strength. He's also got them RTSR strats by damaging himself...

[@retroid416]

We need more memes with those two, especially Malenia)

[@pastelguts6182]

In malenias defense, she was holding BACK the outer god and then stopped when fighting radahn

[@Yougotcaged102]

Godrick really said "I know you blind but you gotta see this"

[@DeadpoolX9]

I too resort to amputating my limbs when losing an argument

[@Merumya]

"Its not about winning or losing, its about making a point!"

[@blackjoker874]

At least the tarnished didn't get blamed 😊

[@vadandrumist1670]

Man you could make an entire storyline out of these.

[@mattlol6261]

“imagine having all those hands to throw and still needing help from big bro morgott” GUH DAYUM

[@gothicbutterfly013]

That one along with "The only point you've proven is that you're braindead" and the "Fuck off." at the end are the lines that absolutely kill me XD

[@Exile_Sky]

Not having her react to the LITERAL DRAGON GRAFTING, and what that usually does to people is a missed opportunity.

[@rhetoricalbro4106]

every time malenia spoke was a burn so hot that it procced madness AND rot.

[@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179]

Not the sequel I hoped for, but if I could have conceived of this I would have.

[@Issengan]

They call him William Grafton

[@sovietmaori]

bro forgot the bad dragon