Gideon Ofnir talks about your tastes in women I Elden Ring Meme

Needless to say, you need help
#eldenring

[@nobodyimportant7846]

Giga-Gideon out here looking out for us Tarnished, a real Chad.

[@Genindraz]

Giga-Chadeon

[@darkdekumemes]

I didn't listen to half of what that old man said

[@AlkisGD]

Did you hear the last thing he said? He purposely sent us to Lansseax to get stir fried 👀

[@LuizFernando-ts7pf]

when i fought him i hugged him with frenzy hug He lost half of his maximum health 🥴

[@nmf0]

They don't call him the All-Knowing for no reason.

[@elekibattery8759]

When he starts the conversation with "Tarnished, a word" you know he's about to drop some wisdom

[@NightmareBlade10]

They don'r call him all knowing for nothing.

[@rdd4563]

Or ask you to wingman for him with some Albinauric woman in his area.

[@dereinzigwahreRahl]

@@NightmareBlade10 Well yeah, they do it as a joke. Because the guy knows shit and is wrong all the time. Everyone knows that, except Gideon of course, the old codger.

[@pyrus0zero]

Someone get a bucket, cuz this man is gonna spit some facts!

[@mrhades113]

He's called "the all-knowing" for a reason.

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

"Don't bang Rya she's a snake" a minute later "You should smash a dragon"

[@SteveG-SM]

Snake

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

@@SteveG-SM It's hard to argue with your assessment.

[@bengunn9670]

Dragons can assume human form.

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

@@bengunn9670 In that case...

[@bengunn9670]

@@mr.picklethanos7340 go on

[@Pablo_Sky_youtube]

Everyone talking about the girls, but no one talking about how Gideon sending you to meet a lightning dragon so she kills you fits his character perfectly.

[@Panaderov-ro5kt]

I shall try again Persist until my duty is done, if im not able to do such task Im i really worthy of becoming an Elden Lord?

[@ak47epic94]

Then we can prove him wrong by rizzing up Lansseax. I mean, Godwyn did it, Vyke did it, why can't the next Elden Lord do it?

[@zomba8189]

I mean yeah the dragons were said to take human forms

[@MortSalazar]

I like how despite making him sound utterly ridiculous you still sticked to his speech pattern fairly well.

[@electrum5579]

The impression sounds like a mix of Gideon and Yahtzee, which really fits when he brings up comatose clams during the monologue

[@ipamat9127]

It's made by AI dude.

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@ipamat9127 The AI didn't come up with his own dialog and OP was specifically complimenting how the dialog fit Gideon's way of talking.

[@FireFox64000000]

It's either one of the better made AI I've heard or one of the better impressions I've heard and I can't tell which.

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

I will honestly never understand how so many people can just forget that Roderika is RIGHT THERE!

[@cutcutado]

EXACTLY, she and Nephelli are legitimately the 2 contenders for "best girl" of Elden Ring as the only 2 women that aren't manipulative bitches and happen to help the tarnished while remaining decent people throughout the entire game Edit: Poor milicent becomes a puddle lmao

[@datniggayura7604]

@@cutcutado can kinda but rya in that bunch

[@datniggayura7604]

But Eleonora still best girl

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Sellen is the best woman in the game and nobody can say otherwise. She is willing to teach sorceries even if you are dumb as a mule. Does not make a big deal that she is actually imprisoned by Carian black-ops, just asks if you could help her escape. Acknowledges that as a pupil you might have other interests than to research primeval current and respects your choices. Calls you her darling pupil. Has actual sense of humour, cracks jokes and has fun personality compared to Roderika, Melina and Nepheli. Will always offer you place in her academy even should you fail to become Elden Lord. Asks you to become her teacher, should you become Elden Lord. And in cut content she calls out Mohg/Varre for trying to manipulate you.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

They also ignore Sellen, Lhutel, and the Mimic Tear, but to each their own. Unless you happen to be named "Mohg", then you really just need therapy.

[@memer34per39]

I like how Gideon considers Rya a poor option because she's a fucking snake, but has absolutely no complaints about Ranni being an incredibly withered doll...

[@Brandonious15987]

Also suggest bedding a dragon covered in lightning.

[@themetroman7359]

It’s like banging an animal compared too a living sex doll

[@ApexKermit]

​@@Brandonious15987It is stated that she took the form of a human to commune with the knights as a priestess of the ancient dragon cult, so the dragussy is real.

[@doncoria9505]

at least she is a living being, no as Ranni, (also, you are fucking a doll-like representation of her master, not her)

[@epicebones7329]

​@@Brandonious15987 Dragon has a human form

[@plastikrappavevo4786]

I like how he couldn't come with anything that bad about Ranni, so he just says "get someone with even more arms"

[@miimiibeschde4818]

One Bad thing She murdered her brother

[@personname-fw9jq]

so that means that, in a sense, godrick is the best gi-

[@daltongarrett3393]

@@miimiibeschde4818in the lands between that just means you have one less primary competitor. I see it as a plus

[@syllet2694]

Honestly ranni looks like she couldn't give more of a fuck about you and she's just using you to become a god

[@cesaremarianopasqui7535]

​@@miimiibeschde4818another One, She literally has endless champions

[@nslater1388]

“Just know everyone is judging you, including Boc.” That hurt and was funny.

[@johnnyblade701]

"Engages in necrophilia with a comatose clam " Killed me, exactly how Miyazaki intended

[@epicjeong]

The fact it killed you, or the marine necrophilia?

[@HM-li4et]

Who is the comatose clam? I didn't get that reference

[@sircar4876]

@@HM-li4et Godwyn

[@Local_commentor]

Nah that was the doing of GRR Martin I mean have you seen game of thrones

[@harmacist6623]

"Fia only sees you as a friend." Me who finally have a friend: "My goals are beyond your understanding, old man."

[@okamikitsune1024]

"The power of friendship is a very real thing, Gideon... And yet for all your knowledge, it still remains beyond your understanding."

[@AceArata]

Roderika was, is, and likely will always be best girl. Look, Roderika is, like Rya, a soft soul, with a gentle voice, like Millicent, someone who initially was weak, but took into her hands a way to rise past her weakness after receiving help from the tarnished, like Nepheli, has never manipulated the tarnished nor has any plans to, and in fact even helps the tarnished, like Ranni, has some ties to nobility (she is first seen wearing the Crimson Hood, which is part of the noble set), and most importantly, is also a tarnished. And the huge bonus? just LOOK at her! Cute as a button and pretty to boot!

[@LumosX]

based

[@akirakomaeda8781]

King

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

How does rya not manipulate you? She uses your good will to help what you think to be a helpless women to take you down the path of a murderous blasphemy cult.

[@AceArata]

@@DeepfriedBeans4492 bud you may have replied to the wrong comment. I never even mentioned Fia

[@DeepfriedBeans4492]

@@AceArata I meant rya, could’ve used context clues to figure out who I meant instead of acting condescending

[@scifriskyxy583]

3:24 "Seduce a dragon" Sadly the tarnished failed in his d20 DnD dice roll and the fact he ain't a bard just landed him a visit with the gods of Elden ring for a brief moment

[@ziggly0018]

That line "if you're into that then so be it, but just know that everyone is judging you, including Boc." had me dying

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

Boc calls himself worthless and grovels at your feet while praising you endlessly, I doubt he's much better.

[@schishne7546]

I didnt even know who tf senna is supposed to be

[@brokenlord3218]

​@@schishne7546 I'm confused about that too!

[@diegoidepersia]

​@@schishne7546 i think sellen

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

@@schishne7546 sellen but they forgo

[@oujimandias6485]

Greetings, Tarnished. 0:20 Melina 0:54 Ranni 1:29 Fia 2:02 Rya 2:40 Nepheli 2:48 Senna 3:20 Lansseax

[@minar7555]

who is senna?

[@redishcolour1795]

​@@minar7555 Sellen

[@w12266]

Roderika and Millicent left the chat

[@gabrielrussell5531]

Fun fact: In the Japanese version of the spell description, Vyke's relation to Lanseax uses the Japanese word for romantic love.

[@marcelovieira519]

Vyke Donkey'd his way in life by banging a fucking Dragon. Absolute Chad.

[@Ravagerblade]

I still consider it non canon. I SAY. LANNY IS into women. Mawahahaha

[@alfalldoot6715]

Vyke was a based dragon-laying king. Shame he became the lord of all Redditors

[@zenmastakilla]

@@Ravagerblade -ACK!

[@ivod74]

- Gideon, I'm dating Millicent. - F**k, why didn't you tell me before? Great choice

[@brna6223]

Millicent simping gang

[@dynamicflashy]

You'd ave to keep it wrapped up in that rotussy.

[@thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681]

Best choice by far

[@pavlemarjanovic1896]

Objectively right comment.

[@jacketpowered3851]

@Captain_Morgan IDK about that. If the rot will turn people into Malenia, shouldn't the Kindred of Rot and Cleanrot Knights have more likeness towards Malenia? There is big emphasis in Millicent's quest on the fact they are sisters, meaning their affliction of the rot is self contained. My best guess is that the Aeonia Bloom is taking Malenia's genetics to produce the sisters. Malenia is thought to have only bloomed a few times, once during the fight with Radahn, during the fight with The Tarnished, and once more right outside her boss fight. That bloom is also the same location you find the Traveler's set (Millicent's outfit). So my headcannon is that the outer god that is inflicting Malenia with the rot is trying to use the Aeonia Bloom to spread into the lands between, and the sisters are basically pollen spreading a stronger version of the rot. That's why Millicent would rather take out the needle and die, than to turn into another Aeonia Bloom. That's also why Gowry (who is secretly a Kindred of Rot insect person) will help repair the needle for Millicent, but be upset when she takes it out, saying "You were so close. So very close. To becoming the fairest of all flowers. Would you disown us too? As your Mother did? We children of the scarlet rot?"

[@courier6448]

Millicent seems like a great option. You save her from the brink of death, help her fight again, and she eventually finds herself in the end. She's one of the only characters who doesn't hide anything from you, or treats you as a means to an end. She comes off as genuine and wants to help you and much as youve helped her. Yes, the rot would be an issue, but as long as she would keep in the needle, I assume you're safe. And even if that's not the case, preserving boluses do the trick well enough.

[@jacketpowered3851]

I can just imagine pounding my chest like Tarzan with flame cleanse me the whole time

[@maddeninggamer]

Being related to Malenia though means that any sort of copulation you attempt better be followed up with several preserving boluses because you are likely to die either in the middle of the act or from a complication from having your spear rot and fall off entirely. Which is to say every time will require protection

[@theslayer1197]

Ye but that scarlet rot std

[@RyuKaguya]

Always use preventative protection kids

[@owainthetrueexalt6723]

And thus you became patient zero of cosmic aids.

[@dovhadark7108]

theses kind of videos make me wish so hard for a " elden ring true rpg edition " mod that allow you to strike engaging conversations with the npc depending on your choices deepening your relationship with them and possibly altering their fate, new vegas style the fact said conversations could go from almost canon lore friendly to meme worthy depending on the tone of said mod is just icing of the cake for me

[@okamikitsune1024]

What we actually need is for Fromsoft to make this into a legitimate major update.

[@creeperYT9824]

Tbh no, the thing that matters most in elden ring is its combat I hope they improvise on that more

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

​@@okamikitsune1024 Ah Yes, Can't Wait To Become Best Friends With Giga Chad Gideon And Hear That Mf Say This Sh*t For Real

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

​@@creeperYT9824 Nah

[@driddick7361]

3:33 Lanseax really just swiped left on the poor tarnished,

[@TheFatPunisher]

Pretty sure Roderika is one of the few soulsbornering characters that isnt some secret monster or evil doer. She is genuinely a helpful, naive, caring and also pretty. She is talented as spirit tuning. She shows concern for Hewg, which basically none of the Tarnished seem to give a fuck about him. She warns you of danger from the dung eater.

[@portalmanHUN]

There's only so much bri'ish dialogue I can listen to in one sitting bro.

[@christianhowell3140]

She also thic

[@slynt_]

@@portalmanHUN All of the characters have British accents

[@ditto9068]

@@portalmanHUN I believe she has more of a Scottish accent

[@Jason75913]

​@@portalmanHUN these games are full of it already 🤦

[@paledrake]

Gideon just wanted you to throw yourself at a deadly dragon out of sheer desperation so he could get you out of his way.

[@notyourbusiness7571]

You kidding me their perfect for eachother

[@henrypaleveda7760]

And away from nipheli

[@marcelovieira519]

I mean, Lansseax had a human form, and if the images on the Internet are correct, she was hot af, just need to conquer her heart like Vyke did

[@claynicholas4594]

​@@marcelovieira519 Son, you can't just say that without leaving some sauce for us

[@marcelovieira519]

@@claynicholas4594 Unironically, just type "Human Lansseax" and open Google Images LOL Most are Reddit posts of people trying to recreate Lansseax's human face. Based on what I don't know, dunno if any items/spels/shit describe her face, but if that's even close to her human form, damn does she look good Yeah, not that reliable of a sauce, but a sauce nonetheless LOL

[@joshp.1682]

Millicent was always my favorite of the female NPC’s you meet. The journey you both go on is genuinely awesome and she also helps you with some bosses.

[@TheNerfer]

You know what, Ofnir? Some people are into being pegged by a strong warrior woman, and we all know how things went last time you tried to stop the Tarnished.

[@Kryptnyt]

She may be a strong warrior woman, but evidence suggests that she desires her own domination.

[@e-money9251]

He speaks from experience

[@LeafyPeach]

No

[@Dominated001]

Hell yeah, warrior dommy mommy

[@PurpleSun8933]

There is also a pretty healthy Amazon position, which some strong women like very much.

[@RandomName893]

I laughed harder than I should have when he talked about Nepheli

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

Pretty much what any father would say

[@RandomName893]

@@pokimanefartcompilation I get that, but something about Gideon saying it caught me off guard

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

@@RandomName893 same

[@RandomName893]

@@pokimanefartcompilation I guess this was pretty genocide

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

@@RandomName893 I think you made a typo

[@JossThesus]

"After Gideon gave his wisdom on Tarnished harem choices, the Tarnished then decided to became Elden Lord and go for the Frenzy Flame ending. Problem solved".

[@nobodyhere7761]

He did tell us to do what Vyke did.

[@Lone-Nep]

Hyetta moment

[@MrJimjah]

when in doubt, fuck the world instead

[@personname-fw9jq]

He became so maidenless, the world ended. That, or he fought the first elden lord, quit, and downloaded a bunch of random ass mods

[@austinmoe4865]

So this is the timeline where Gideon actually cares about Nephili

[@_SUPERN0VA_]

The blue cunny got me acting "😭"

[@adam622500]

Personnaly its his post nut clarity who came after 🤣

[@dnaofthesoul9723]

It's incredible to see what post-nut clarity does to a man. Also, the fact that he sees a dragon as a good option leads me to theorise that he is a scalie, wich is some DEEP LORE.

[@synphilia4776]

He discouraged us from banging Rya too, maybe he wants her to himself?

[@epicebones7329]

The Dragon has a human form EDIT:LORE UNDEEPED.

[@dnaofthesoul9723]

@@epicebones7329 Well yes, but not only aren't we able to see it but I also think she can only give us the true "electrifying experience" while being a dragon.

[@epicebones7329]

@@dnaofthesoul9723 at that point it's your fantasy, not Gideon's. He mentioned Vyke who met Lannseax in her human form.

[@GryphonWyng]

Nyet, he wasn't into Rya on the auspice that she was a snake, ergo he's not a scalie.

[@allaware1971]

This is legit. I love how he goes through the list, and at the end recommends the absolute worst decision you can make, just to test if you were stupid enough to take it.

[@dongurnio1039]

Wait is this actually in the game? Haven't played it yet

[@Jason75913]

​@@dongurnio1039 I'm pretty sure it's not

[@alexcat6685]

Or brave enough to make it work.

[@allaware1971]

@@alexcat6685 I don't think you fully comprehend what the references are.

[@Random__Dude.]

​@@dongurnio1039 Oh no it's not my man. This is most likely done with a AI vice

[@senatorstevenarmstrong7434]

Bro’s legit a homie, he didnt really insult you, he just consulted you on your tastes in women, gave sine words of advice, then said bye, sigma right there.

[@enviosinterdimencionales8612]

bro. great video, so much wisdom.

[@eliaspfeiffer3700]

considering Marika managed to clone, bang and impregnate herself, I am inclined to believe, that Ranni is perfectly capable of creating a new body for herself, once we make her the new god or whatever

[@Nerthos]

Just give her Rennala's rune and take her to the egg. Bam new body.

[@planetcheese]

Radagon may have been (and probably was) a different person from Marika before they became the same ("Thou'rt yet to become me").

[@marinribaric9749]

​@@planetcheese My theory is that Radagon got fused to her by the Greater Will to curb her rebellious streak.

[@gabbycotto4024]

Marika and Radagon are Twinsoul, the same as D and his Brother.

[@capperbuns]

​@@marinribaric9749makes sense to me rlly. The biggest golden order simp becomes attached to the golden order queen who is thinking of ending things.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"Do what Vyke did and seduce a dragon." Sir Ofnir, I see you too are a man of culture as well

[@revolverjesus98]

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Dragon-Layer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jojomuppet1820]

​​@@revolverjesus98After many hours reading Vyke's book on How to lay your Dragon. The brave Tarnished ventures forth. To confront the object of their... beastly desires as They try to seduce the Dragoness.

[@ephemeralmochi3061]

“Monopolizing the mammary market” killed me dude

[@PurpleKaeru]

This video made my day!

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Why Lhutel gets left out of every harem thing is beyond me. She's one of the few maidens that will actively help out on a fight-to-fight basis.

[@BladePaladin]

No head = no head 0/10

[@synphilia4776]

Lattenna too. Great damage support, is relatively nice, and is also the only spirit ash to willingly enter the Tarnished possession afaik

[@p.istvan8744]

@@synphilia4776 It's because she is a cripple and a cripple cant peg you.

[@mayurisama3003]

And Finlay... if you're rot immune, she's a catch.

[@Eshtian]

​@@mayurisama3003 just wear protection

[@darkrot824]

Top-tier advice from Gideon! I can’t believe it, but in this video, you actually made him somewhat likable

[@the_brutal_king4314]

Always was. I haven't finished the game because he should have an ending all his own.

[@ibrahimbaghdadi4995]

@@the_brutal_king4314 that's why you don't hate him yet

[@cleverman383]

@@the_brutal_king4314 Someone just needs to mod it in and generate the dialogue like was done for this video

[@larryjohnson7655]

Gideon is my favorite character but I can't pretend he has any redeeming qualities outside of being funny.

[@aftertone3146]

Nah Gideon is likable, he is only midly more evil than you but that's only if you don't go the chaos route or the dung eater route

[@williambarrett1234]

Just the calm roundtable music playing throughout like this is part of the game

[@grahamshaw9873]

Thank you for your wisdom, Sir Gideon.

[@EyeOfEld]

There are honestly enough girls to make a part two to this, and I hope you do. Roderika, Hyetta, Latenna, Tyche, Tanith (though I guess she is taken already), probably more I am forgetting...

[@epicebones7329]

Operation: Cuck Satan

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

Renalla too, since we don't actually kill her

[@randomlizard8102]

And Millicent

[@mercylavigne]

@@randomlizard8102 Damn, Rotussy fans going hard. Going all the way to rot their dicks.

[@randomlizard8102]

@@mercylavigne absolutely

[@durgo5759]

I want more Gideon advice corner

[@Lukeirin]

Dude, youve created the two funniest même of the whole elden ring game, fucking legend !

[@heresyisay]

I love this. I love every part of this

[@drksideofthewal]

"Rya is a literal fucking snake." XCOM fans: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

[@Godseeker-Yharim]

Chadeon Ofnir. Giving us the advice we didn’t want to hear, but the advice we needed to hear nonetheless.

[@nickbergtv]

Dude, this is awesome! XD

[@spencergage95]

The funniest thing to me is how the Roundtable hold's soothing music plays in the background the whole time.

[@robert_bou_kirksey8057]

Lanseax gave the best hand that we died and turned to dust

[@blargminton]

step 1: tell Hyetta the 'grapes' are eyes the moment you meet her and your not feeding them to her step 2: tell her you know where the two fingers are you'd be happy to bring her to them step 3: she becomes a normal maiden and you can bed her

[@Sir_Fres]

Dude you know what maiden means right? Well hate to break it to you but maiden means female virgin… If you bed her then she’s not a maiden anymore

[@Obsessed-D.Otaku00]

@@Sir_Fres The whole point of being a maiden is to guide you the Tarnished to become a "Lord" and usher a new age/order. By turning ruins to stength. Easy you're urges and finally graduating from the Waifu Academy and becoming you're eternal consort.

[@messiahalba7236]

She is a body being used, so maybe is better not doing that?

[@Grygory-fd3kp]

She is kind of dead and posessed by the frenzied flame already. It's easier to just give a ride for Irina to less dangerous place.

[@DeltafangEX]

The two fingers huh...? Riiiight.

[@cyarain]

This is the funniest elden ring video ive ever watched

[@firefox9371]

3:00 "Now if you're into that, then so be it, but just know that everyone is judging you, inclusing Boc" That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. XD

[@Kadze_15]

UM, actually, in my honest opinion, I am inclined to strongly believe that Alexander is the better choice compared to all the other mentioned. Not only is he a great friend throughout the whole journey, but you actually partake in multiple pushing actions, one in which you even neatly lube him. On one occasion, he even powered himself up with other fighters parts, which let's you assume some strong women were part of the loot. Which further lets me believe, there's a chance of a top quality crack in the pot, if you know what I mean. He's also heat and cold resistant, therefore being a great choice all year around. He can also handle GIANT things, so high level tarnished have no problem fitting. Lastly, he can spar with you so you never get rusty, helping you stay in top shape for whatever dangers you may face. In conclusion, Alexander is the best and ONLY option, therefore everyone else is IRRELEVANT.

[@Avod_Grim]

I can argue that Master Hewg could be an option too, he smiths all your weapons, allows you to duplicate ashes of war and you can sell him the random items you get. Still no match for Alexander though

[@Yoiyoshi23]

Plus you can stick your entire self into Alexander, there's no better options

[@thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Tarnished and Warrior Jar breeding...

[@amari1368]

sus

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

​@@stanleyholmes1266 An insight this truly was. Be seeing some eldritch horrors real soon from this wretched confession.

[@axios4702]

He forgot about Millicent, I know, I friendzoned her too, but come on, this is just cruel. Then again she is dead... Ah, whatever, I'll always have the Albinauric Woman by my side.

[@blargminton]

bruh, she has cancerous leprosy. you stick your dick in that its falling off. she a living fragment of the god of STD's at that point you should keep her in the 'look dont touch' category

[@lorddervish212quinterosara6]

Beware the theory that says that all Albinauric Females turn male when they age

[@sunlight941]

Latenna, you mean?

[@cyberninjazero5659]

She is also dead

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

Same reason applies for Millicent as Malenia, they’re affected by rot and smell bad

[@arwinroubal5575]

This is by far the best Elden Ring Lore Video i have seen in my life!

[@jacktheproslegend]

It all started with "Tarnished, a word"

[@felixbuol-wischenau330]

He basically told the tarnish to stop simping lol

[@Rise65487]

you forgot Hyetta, the second most-wholesome girl in the land (if you forget about the weird diet she's on), And Milicent, which has the huge-bonus of looking like Malenia without being the Blade of Miquella

[@mattfoster2849]

Don't know Hyetta, but Millicent is a terrible choice unless you want cock rot

[@aftertone3146]

Hyetta is insane

[@Jason75913]

Malenia is ugly

[@aftertone3146]

@@Jason75913 no

[@tjurti6804]

Buddy, i hate to break it to you but Hyetta is a corpse possessed by a lovecraftian entity. It'd be a much better option to simply save Irina before she dies.

[@Swordmaster7th]

Good advice, good advice.. thankyou Gideon chad.

[@karlschlackwhitehouse7676]

This is golden

[@TheTsukuyomiLight]

"...everyone is judging you, including Boc." I'm fucking dead.

[@Curvedegghead]

My man Gideon out here getting us back to reality

[@alexcat6685]

so we can make sure our choice is actually fufilling.

[@great8523]

All-knowing indeed.

[@SixxWolfZx]

This was unnecessarily well written 😂

[@davidepellegrino3999]

Holy shit, this really is a gem, and I do mean it! The almost pitch perfect Gideon impression, spot-on jokes and delivery make this video unexpectedly hilarious, keep it up man 👍

[@sgjr9505]

Wouldn't say it's pitch perfect. Sounds like he comes from southern England, when Sir Gideon has a northern English accent

[@Valsorayu]

@@sgjr9505 Close enough.

[@kommentier9884]

I am pretty sure it's an AI generated voice

[@lordflashheart3741]

If this is pitch perfect I'm the king of Spain. Come on, they are not even particularly close. It suffices for the joke, but if it was a genuine attempt at imitation it's terrible.

[@sgjr9505]

Completely agree mate

[@goddhowarddiscipleofobama]

They tell will tell you that you have no maidens. But the wisest know that the true maidens were the friends we made along the way.

[@Cornholio8787]

truly we are the tarnished ones

[@tomtomkingbenito5998]

Even if the writers won't give Gideon the Love he deserves, WE ALWAYS CAN! 😆

[@soap9277]

"Hey Gideon, so uh... about Lansseax. Yeah, she just fucking killed me on site. I don't think she's quite over Vyke yet."

[@Avod_Grim]

Sellen is quite underrated, and that's maybe because many people don't know how she looks under that mask. Hell, why would they make her so pretty and then slap that yee-yee ass stone helmet on her face? Yes, she made meatballs out of wizards and has a friend in a dude who makes dolls and keeps them in his love basement, but that doesn't change my opinion even a bit.

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

She outright states she doesn’t like seluvis and dreads hearing from him

[@Avod_Grim]

@@burntgrahamcracker2866 That's why Seluvis is one of my main targets, and after the Dung Eater is taken care of, Seluvis is next

[@riccardocirielli]

Mommy issues

[@Late0NightPC]

As with everything, it's for lore reasons. There are different schools in the Acedmy focused on different fields of magic, with the crowns being given to scholars who made major contributions to their specific school. The crowns are modeled after the founder of that school, so having her wearing that crown shows she's a part of some school that doesn't seem to be part of the academy anymore, but also, but the fact that she's the only one to have a Witch's crown, plus it's description, show shes the one who founded the Witch's school of sorcery. She wears it because it's a sign of the pride she has in herself. "SHES the smart one here, NOT the academy, they are just fools for kicking her out like they did. But even if they kicked her out, she's going to proudly carry on her research no matter what!" and all that.

[@Avod_Grim]

@@riccardocirielli You're the one to talk about that

[@Kake42096]

beautiful, no other words to describe this, just beautiful

[@justinkamara3237]

Bro left no crumbs 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@woffydoggy686]

The best part is... That this voice fits perfectly in a young Gideon, lol.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

I love how he said nothing about Roderika because she's perfect

[@Avod_Grim]

Nah... I thought so too, but i changed my mind after seeing how much she charges for upgrading my spirits.

[@okamikitsune1024]

@@Avod_Grim Oi, food and bills aren't gonna pay for themselves! Cut her some slack LMAO

[@Avod_Grim]

@@okamikitsune1024 Recently did another playthrough... Changed my mind. Roderika best girl

[@e-money9251]

@@okamikitsune1024yeah I’m sure she and hewg are the one paying for the roundtable’s electricity

[@LLL74123]

This is pure gold! I'd love a part 2 with the rest, Millicent, Roderika, Tanith, Hyetta, Latenna, the tarnished is spoiled for options. Throw in alexander too cuz why not.

[@foolsgold2643]

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the all rizzing

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

2:24 (Cracks all my bones in one motion) You cannot fathom my abilities, Gideon. Your projections are meaningless. Also we're going for Nepheli.

[@freyfalgan7585]

bruh this is comedy gold

[@kobenihigashiyama4238]

Damm he supposed to be "Gideon the all knowing" not "Gideon the all wiser"

[@ZynetESLD]

Damn! That's an amazing voice acting impression!

[@twistedpear18]

This is hilarious, love it. Small bit of constructive criticism though, Gideon doesn’t use “thee” and “thou” in the same way some characters do.

[@kell9629]

Another classic line of the best character in the game, Gidorbius Chadnir the All-Morbing

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

THE ALL MORBING XDXDXD

[@Zerobasssoul]

Gideon knows the dragon maid dream. Truly worthy of the title "All knowing"

[@kyor1806]

2:41 Me a woman: I see this as an absolute win

[@jezze2293]

Even a man sees it as a win if they are based enough

[@spacemegalodon5049]

Tarnished: Gideon, the thing with Lansseax didn't work out. Do you have any other suggestions? Gideon: find the albinuaric woman.

[@Dominated001]

She hides in a cave at the west of- *beatbox* im sure

[@therighttrousers343]

I love how there's just a bit more emphasis and clarity when he's advising you to seduce a dragon, like he really wants you to listen in on his solution to your problems, this is important.

[@tristinazure8983]

Sir Chadeon Offnir, the All Knowing .

[@jimmymeridian5174]

He's standing at the place where he introduces himself when you first reach the roundtable. So just imagine he's saying all this before the Tarnished has even met half the people he's going on about.

[@JoshPlunk]

Love him or hate him he spitting straight facts

[@jordanpickering6912]

We need a part 2 about the rest of the Elden ring Waifus

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Thank you I accidentally skip this and I didn’t get to see the dialogue. I’m glad someone saved it for me and everyone else.

[@thesandmoose765]

Didn't think I'd get genuine good advice from this video.

[@immagical7036]

*THE MAMMARY MARKET* OH MY GOD THAT’S THE FUNNIEST TIT JOKE IVE EVER ENCOUNTERED 0:37 this timestamp should be self explanatory XD 4 arm technique for Ranni omg “Don’t be a fucking simp” damn this is the best example so far of this almost 4th wall breaking interaction with Gideon XD Nevermind, he just said “protect the bean” about Rya :D 2:31 Ok… Gideon actually broke the 4th wall here

[@randyblandon6151]

So... despite all the facts you've brought to the table Gideon, I still see Rya as a good choice. But I'll try to try my luck with lansseax as you said Gideon, she looks like a sweet and electrifying girl

[@Bwryyy]

at this point i want to stay maidenless

[@holgerbienek8618]

Is this spoken by Logan Cunningham? When he said "lad" at 1:36 i was reminded about Achilles from the game Hades, and that calmness in his voice is definitely similar.

[@holneer]

He truly is the All-Knowing

[@renegade6578]

Gideon raises some legitimately good points about these girls tho lmao

[@tophatstudios9069]

I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

[@NyctoMusicTV]

Based

[@paladin-ksai7667]

holy shit, i hadn't laugh so hard in a while. this is pure gold.