Godzilla x Kong = Dumb (feat. Diddy)

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is what happens when you assume that most of your audience is thick and will pay for anything so long as it's got the right branding. If you like Godzilla and Kong you should be offended that THIS is how Hollywood treats them.
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[@TheLittlePlatoon]

Lobotomites off the starboard bow. Deflector shields up at maximum. Update! The joke was that taking down statues to save people from monsters is a better motive than tearing down statues because you’re a giant, corrupt political operation that uses race to scam people out of lots and lots of money. Kinda crazy that a fairly tame comedic observation at the expense of a known-to-be-fraudulent political org blew up. But this is the internet. Just to clear up a point quite a lot of silly people are missing: nobody has any problem with you having fun with this movie. This review has a lot of fun at the movie’s expense. The problem is with those who say that fun and quality are the same thing. “Dumb but fun” - fine. “So actually the film is really good” - not fine.

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

I don't know if she can take it C'ptain!!

[@meatgod6808]

SIR! Autism torpedoes inbound!

[@realistic_delinquent]

I still can’t believe people like these…

[@lafe5]

… just… let people enjoy things? There’s a line between offering genuine critique about the writing quality of something… vs pointlessly mocking people who enjoy it. It’s entirely possible to accept a work is not good, but enjoy it anyway. And conversely, you can dislike something without having to mock people who do.

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

@lafe5 Critiquing a bad movie doesn't stop people from enjoying them. The moment you use the "let people enjoy things" argument, you have to apply that to every movie. People said that about the Disney Star Wars movies and shows, people said that about Phase 4 MCU and shows. It's not even an argument, most people use the phrase so they don't have to defend the films they like.

[@positivepaul8956]

counter argument godzilla suplexed kong.

[@danielrangelvids]

I don't see a way he could counter that argument, you've won

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

F*CK Ggs wp

[@MinecraftWorld1954]

Also Kong swinging his kid around

[@lukew6725]

You completely changed my mind, 10/10 best picture nominee! 😆

[@babbit09]

Can’t forget the zero G circle kick he did either

[@TheKageRyu]

Point of reference - it is a well established and well known fact that titanic monsters hate land marks and are drawn to them like moths to a flame. This is why every monster movie involves well known landmarks being destroyed. For some reason, in the 90's, the Tokyo tower was particularly good at attracting monsters to destroy it.

[@EJK2099]

Why though? Does human achievement bother them?

[@dfynestmax8716]

​@EJK2099 yes becuase humans are killing the planet and its their job to fight the virus our expansion is a disease to the planet

[@MinecraftWorld1954]

@@EJK2099 Probably

[@dadudeme]

​@@EJK2099Because it looks cool and terrifying when big things you know go boom. And also big boom good, and big boom even better if it is something you know because then you are invested in the thing going boom.

[@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961]

The Heisei (90's) Godzilla series was a single canon, and every final battle was in a different Japanese city.

[@DDoubleCG]

If they don’t respect the “Fair Use Kongzilla” we can consider it canon.

[@TheGoldenPlatoon757]

LOL! 😂

[@elitereptilian200]

howizer?

[@masonrockwood7732]

Cannon? As in revolutionary war armaments?

[@proto-type3201]

I have to admit,I haven't laughed that much at child abuse before

[@timothymarzelli3874]

"We here at TeamFourStar do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious."

[@tomasrodriguez8494]

The beer getter 😂😂😂

[@Sue20022010]

That WAS a gigantic skeleton they crossed. Imagine the size of the child club you would have needed

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

That’d probably have to at least be a middle school child or teenager at the very least. A toddler child bat wont cut it.

[@BobMcBobJr]

@@chazzitz-wh4ly It would be more relatable if it were a teenager. Most parents can relate to wanting to hit their teenagers over the head with club even if they don't relate to hitting someone else over the head with their teenager.

[@JustMisterFox]

Going from a 100 ft adolescent Kong to a 100 ft baby Louis, it's apparent the babies are getting exponentially bigger.

[@abhijithis9424]

As an Indian I find it offensive to call these supposedly 'red Indians ' Indians when you roast them 🤣

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

They're neither of those, they're clearly closer to pacific islanders.

[@GIBBO4182]

These are “feathers not dots” Indians

[@stevesamuals2651]

Itd be pretty funny if Godzilla ate all the radiation in Chernobyl

[@nihilisticpuk]

How is that funny ? It would make sense

[@chey6073]

wait has this never happened in a movie before??

[@nihilisticpuk]

@@chey6073 no

[@patldennis]

Alex Ferns (Fat Bastard from Andor) was IN the Chernobyl series!

[@nihilisticpuk]

@@patldennis I didn’t know you were in that show

[@kurfrst]

the fact the monsterverse is more successful than Marvel or DC now definitely says something

[@vincentking4618]

It’s not though

[@mistertwisty1693]

@@vincentking4618 Well, for one- the monsterverse isn’t filled with gender pandering or virtue signaling. And the fact that both current marvel and monster verse are equally bad movies. That’s quite telling of the impact of wokeness.

[@TG-ge1oh]

​@@mistertwisty1693Couldn't have said it better!

[@idkanymore3382]

@@mistertwisty1693that doesnt matter, it sucks

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

​@@mistertwisty1693 Nah, don't even compare them quality-wise. Current Marvel is just disrespectful.

[@stevesamuals2651]

Godzilla x kong isnt really a good title for this movie. A better title would have been "kong vs scar, with cameos from Godzilla every so often because we need more toys."

[@graboid78]

Yes, that was my biggest disappointment with the film. I was expecting them teaming up this time for the majority of the film, but Godzilla is just on the surface doing his own thing 80% of the movie then just pops up for the final battle

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

Can't argue with that, this feels like it was originally pitched as the third Kong movie and they just added Godzilla to ride the momentum of Godzilla vs Kong

[@DarkROSkull013]

Yes. My brother said the same thing. It feels more like a kong movie.

[@TheGoldenPlatoon757]

💯

[@manugodzilla6717]

I like godzilla x kong i hate minus one

[@OG-ProfessorPongo]

Just saw it last night. Psychic subterranean asians was not expected

[@punishedmatteson7108]

***bursts in the door*** Nobody expects the psychic subterranean Asians! Edited for an attempt at a joke

[@MinecraftWorld1954]

Neither was Kong grabbing his kid by the leg and using him as a weapon. Genuinely, that might be my third favorite part of the movie.

[@matthewcollins4773]

The psychic subterranean Asians (psubterraisians?) expected you. Part of being psychic.

[@BobMcBobJr]

Turns out it wasn't the mole people.

[@enishi4ty5]

to be fair i’m new to the godzilla franchise and after i saw king of the monsters i looked up mothras lore and was sort of expecting “psychic asian twin revival” ever since and we basically got it so…

[@camrenpacker1849]

Tf does blm have to do with a movie above monsters fighting?

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

I mean it’s very obviously a joke in context, which you’d know if you’d watched the video rather than following your dumb friends over from Reddit.

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@TheLittlePlatoon Bro, you clearly didn't make a good joke then, did you? Because watching the video, the comparison still sounds utterly stupid.

[@DustinSmith796]

@@TheLittlePlatooncalling something a joke doesn’t make it funny lol

[@r.k845]

@@TheLittlePlatoonYou seem pressed

[@jackofclubs9751]

@@TheLittlePlatoonCry more pathetic weasel, don’t you have better things to do? Grow up.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Bro, it's not like Shakespeare is the biggest and most famous playwright ever... who churned out literal blockbuster after blockbuster

[@exomake_mehorololo]

Not while he was alive though

[@ivandesiigner]

Monkey Child Melee Weapon it's the best weapon Kong has used, peak cinematography right there, after that you can leave the theatre and leave happy.

[@joemo1033]

"Monkey Child Melee Weapon" was the name of my punk band in high school.

[@2st486]

i immediately thought of that statue of the dude doing the same. or was it a painting? i dont remember but it was hialrious. a man holding a child by their feet, swinging them in the air, while surrounded by other children approching him. artists of the old world were on a total new level XD

[@OneDapperFrog]

But then you'll miss the 0 gravity fight.

[@3Overhaus]

Big monkey punch big lizard. 10/10

[@jackhamilton9604]

*big ape

[@mrbojangles8133]

it's an ape not a monkey really

[@Villagerwarrior]

Peak review!

[@solidSnake4580]

Dumb take.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@solidSnake4580🤓

[@brandonlawrence8077]

All your points are valid, but counterpoint I've already been lobotomized by the new star wars movie's and Avatar, so Monke strong.

[@alexedwards6509]

Solo flying at light speed to get through a shield. 46000 miles travelled by the time he has reacted. But if you can get over sucking the mass of a star into something the size of a planet then, as the drinker would say "Whatever"

[@donweatherwax9318]

Hard to argue. (On account of the, you know, the lobotomy)

[@rdowg]

I used to thoroughly enjoy the old godzilla films, and the monsterverse is a perfect modern version of the heisei godzilla films.....I love it!

[@lolokay9156]

Even the part he’s racist?

[@timothymarzelli3874]

@@lolokay9156 You mean the part that doesn't exist?

[@blackosprey2219]

Ok but the gorilla is at least a lot more expressive than all the animals in cgi lion king combined

[@ericsbuds]

i thought the expressions were silly at first, but they grew on me

[@randyhavard6084]

The monsters were just trying to wipe out Brazil's crack problem

[@uuddlrlrbas9904]

"You've gotta do better! Movie writers" Captain Black Falcon America-Colorized 202X

[@sherriemoon703]

I do not regret watching this before watching the actual movie. Now I have a gauge of how high I need to be in order to enjoy this in the theater to its fullest. I’m thinking shrooms

[@pokeman123451]

Im thinking ambien

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

They were perfect for me for the 2nd Matrix movie

[@repstylegaming9730]

Completely turn your brain off.

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

16 years of Marvel films, and anything made by Disney in the past 10 years will help you to lower your standards

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@repstylegaming9730 shrooms it is

[@cinnamontoastcrunch5761]

I must say, I’m a bit disappointed. The dk rap wasn’t played once throughout this entire review

[@Alivair]

Diddy becoming nunchucks briefly made it worth it to me 😂

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Literally best part of the movie. I literally said "FINALLY" out loud and the theater lost it

[@MostlyNotDps]

I think you hit upon a great quality test for a monster movie. Would you rather watch this movie, or Deep Blue Sea. A movie where, I remind you, the chef blows up a shark and then yells “Hey!. Bring me some sushi.”

[@Wright805]

I'd rather watch this movie, easy.

[@exomake_mehorololo]

Enjoy both

[@flyinpigmusic331]

The whole "I liked this movie" vs "this is a good movie" argument is something that a lot of people genuinely cannot wrap their heads around. Those are not the same things!!!!!

[@kasaibouF29]

Good can either mean palatable or likable for one's subjective tastes, or it can mean acceptable when measured for objective value.

[@thunderlighting2006]

no that is too complicated for people to understand so they will just say its harassment instead

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

​@@thunderlighting2006 I haven't seen anyone talk about harassment here.

[@thunderlighting2006]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 you haven't read the comments then One person literally said that this video was racist and harassment against the people who enjoy this movie

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@thunderlighting2006 I've seen the people say it was racist, I've seen people complain about how he referred to the fandom, but i think you found the one guy that talked about harassment.

[@jonahfalcon1970]

Blade Runner was a blockbuster? The Iron Giant? In which alternate reality?

[@Red-MagicOrchestra]

you make fun of a british guy for having bad teeth and he starts saying shit like this

[@ThaBababoey]

Yh as a brit i just feel secondhand shame watching this

[@lenny_boxx4206]

also unlike Brits Kong knows toothachrs arent good and gets help from a Titan Vet

[@NekoRoboFunDumpster]

Yeah

[@Cheslovesnuclearrods]

He is the true insensitive behind brexit for Scot’s

[@גקדןרק]

Lemmme guess. You came from reddit

[@RhJones]

I was not expecting Yugioh abridged, that’s unlocked a core memory.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

"...In America!"

[@newtpondskipper]

You can't say that, you're not even wearing an American flag on your head!​@lordofthepizzapie9319

[@UnknownName5050]

I JUST watched it first time lol. And dbza

[@zawarudo1041]

@@UnknownName5050 it was a good time, before lk was shamed and harassed into woke and starting writing creepy disclaimers to each video

[@JerichoDeath]

@@lordofthepizzapie9319 "In Canada!"

[@cementairbag5918]

As someone who accepts this movie is terrible, and really enjoys it. Its a bit hard to appreciate the criticism you put forward when half the the commentary is "if you enjoy this film, you're stupid."

[@Thane3999]

Not to mention, half of these criticisms...don't even hold up. I found literaly entire thread debunking even more. Like, GxK is pretty bad, what with it's badly paced plot, lack of stakes, underdeveloped humans, underdeveloped monsters etc. but C'MON MAN

[@cementairbag5918]

@Thane3999 agreed It's a critically like 3/10 movie but I agree with the audience 90% as well

[@nihilisticpuk]

@@Thane3999bro really said lack of stakes , and underdeveloped humans and monsters 💀. You’re his burner account aren’t you lol

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

​@@nihilisticpuk Dude, I disagree with them too, but now let's not assume _every_ negative opinion comes from bad faith.

[@ObviousRises]

He's just mad that he's a loser. He's uncool. He probably didn't have friends in highschool. He's angry at chads who had girlfriends so he gets mad when people like Godzilla movies. Dude is a nerd. Probably a virgin.

[@Lensman864]

Can I recommend Chewits in our defence against Gojira; they're even chewier than a 15 storey block of flats. It's a long shot but it just might work!

[@kayhoww]

Really triggered the snowflakes with this one. Comment section went full cringe like it’s 2008 lmao

[@Tahri_0]

Nice alt account 😂

[@givewarachance2001]

Oh yeah, the actual counter-arguments to Platoon's dogshit review, fundemental misunderstanding of Godzilla and a pushback to his racist remarks that are ment to be jokes but are just statements with no punchline? Totally just people being triggered.

[@TheGoldenPlatoon757]

​@@givewarachance2001 But why get angry at a review? LOL! 😂

[@Dhomden]

​@@givewarachance2001tumblrina? Is that you? Its been a decade since I heard from you. You havent aged a day xD

[@Nokaret]

Kong should have lost the axe much earlier and used Diddy as his main weapon for the rest of the movie.

[@ericsbuds]

how does it do damage to the bigger apes but not diddy 😂

[@Nokaret]

@@ericsbuds Oh that amount of force totally should have killed him. Kong could have given a really sad look - then still use him as a weapon.

[@ericsbuds]

@@Nokaret HAHAHA

[@TommasoFirmini]

Kong using diddy as a club was fuckin mind blowing. Me and my buddy laughed for a solid 5 minutes at that😂 easily the best part of this movie

[@JaySewski]

You realize that monkey has a name right?

[@MrMortal_Ra]

@@JaySewskiWhat?

[@TheLexoDex]

A black guy made fun of beans on toast and this dude took it personally

[@EmperorKaleido]

Popped a blood vessel

[@bertbargo7162]

He cute

[@TheGoldenPlatoon757]

​​@@bertbargo7162 @The Little Platoon?

[@TheWriteFiction]

This makes no sense. Are you equating riots that senselessly burned down communities and tore down statues to weird food?

[@bertbargo7162]

@@TheWriteFiction Oh definitely. Nazis abound on the internet. Be VERY careful!!

[@Kris-tm7nq]

Sequel to doktor skipper 😭🙏

[@Goji86]

At least doktor skipper’s video didn’t have a British prick talking for a hour and a half.

[@PlushyAnimations]

@@Goji86at-least Dokter Skipper wasn’t racist in his video.

[@NekoRoboFunDumpster]

Yeah

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

Nah, Skipper's problem was a lack of research, here we have a very disinterested review with a lot of needless antagonism.

[@Goji86]

Bro was so hurt, he deleted my comment. Now, he is British and he is soft about deleting comments. 😂

[@awesomehpt8938]

Too much monkeying around I imagine?

[@daviduribe5897]

No diddy

[@LimitedCheetah]

They're actually whales, not monkeys. You can tell by the horizontal tai...oh wait.

[@MrPatalchu]

Monkey business.

[@theeggybread2277]

"Fair use Kongzilla" lol. Looking at the "fair use" fanart over the clips is more entertaining than the clips themselves.

[@jonathanyaloussa]

Wait. Since Drinker's greyhounds are The Critical Doggos, I propose that we call Platoon's greyhounds The Doggo Platoon.

[@scionofdorn9101]

I find this hypothesis irrefutable. I'm upgrading it to theory.

[@TheCapedWanderer]

You think Platoon would have dogs? He’s a cat person if I ever heard one. Those greyhounds were the editor’s

[@dr.wongburger2947]

we should have left doggo in the 2010s

[@jonathanyaloussa]

@@TheCapedWanderer Between 00:47 - 00:59.

[@TheCapedWanderer]

@@jonathanyaloussa literally says “ - The Editor” at the end.

[@CoryKeepers]

Might be the all time least likable person. Incredible specimen.

[@quatore-5886]

LP thank you for doing these streams... I am going through a lot and they are very comforting

[@ozyreid345]

"...the expressive range of old toast", you sir, are horrible and I LOVE IT! 😂😂😂😂

[@HudsonHandel]

It’s only a blockbuster if the line goes around the block.

[@HudsonHandel]

Exactly. Nothing is actually an event anymore.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@renmcmanus Years ago, when I went to see the third LotR movie in theaters, there was a line out of the AMC parking lot, and cars were backed up to the highway. I don't live in a big city either. I can confidently say I will never see a film beat that

[@MediumRareOpinions]

These days im surprised if the cinema is over half full.

[@ericsbuds]

woahhhhh mind blown

[@danyurr5304]

I like how they dropped all pretense and turned the monster fight into a big dumb wrestling match for the target audience.

[@rdowg]

And it's EXACTLY what we wanted 👍

[@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk]

​@@rdowgNever go full-retard.

[@Unforgiving_Eye]

Tbf most of the old Godzilla films are also WWE type of shit

[@maximumpowers2130]

THATS WHAT THE FANS HAVE WANTED. this movie was made for fans that just wanted the focus to be on the monster battles. Godzilla can have more dark and mature films as well as the ones that are just fun monster battles. godzilla is 70 or 80 years old and is the longest going movie franchise in history. the dude who made this review saw minus one and now all the sudden thinks he can tell fans what to like and enjoy

[@Mrcryptidsarereal]

Yeah, about two hours into this dreck. Dont pay to go see it, just wait for it to go on youtube for free

[@paytonyoder1260]

I know that Jaws and The Dark Knight are different movies and are meant to be separate. But hearing them read out on that list, I like the idea of a movie titled Jaws: The Dark Night.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

_The shark knight_

[@paytonyoder1260]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 that’s a movie I would watch simple because the name is ridiculous. Like the movie “Velocipastor”.

[@sparkycjs]

I thought similar! Can't decide if it'd be a Jaws / Batman crossover or just a Jaws movie set in the dark 😂

[@timothymarzelli3874]

@@paytonyoder1260 I'd like to hope "The Shark Knight" wouldn't be as objectively terrible as Velocipastor though.

[@adamheywood113]

they might not have brains but they still have nerves and you've struck all of them lmao

[@Horror-d2u]

Not carrying that innocent people are dying Japan are guilty of the same thing in their movies

[@deandremoore8518]

"Godzilla x Kong specifically is just not worth the effort" Proceeds to make a video almost as long as the movie he's bashing

[@OccamAsylum]

Okay so people aren't allowed to understand and break down why something doesn't work, is poorly made, etc.? Why review anything?

[@deandremoore8518]

@@OccamAsylum I'm just saying, for something that's not "worth the effort", he surely put a lot of effort into making an hour and a half video about said topic.

[@גקדןרק]

​@@OccamAsylumDon't bother these people are braindead

[@jakeweberzwier8655]

Someone needs a pacifier 👶

[@PinkSayori]

​@@OccamAsylumThat point is hypocritical, if he had no interest in the film in any way, or it wasn't worth it, he wouldn't be making a video of it.

[@bobstevemd3265]

This movie was terrible BUT when kong uses a baby as a weapon peak cinnamon

[@jeremiaas15]

The Los Angeles people will be so dissappointed when they learn that 99,999% of the planet isn't covered in famous works of architecture...

[@2st486]

they were surprised to discoverd there was a whole world outside L.A. all along in the first place XD

[@Threatgod1]

I like that you're actually deleting comments because you know their actually right.

[@Cancoillotteman]

"Interrupted by Bernie"... As a Formula One fan I've just had an Ecclestone traumatic flashback

[@Walter-fc3uq]

i love that Kevin bacon was his own category and rightly so.

[@ericbenko5195]

Diddy will be doing the "fair use convict" 😅😅😅

[@r.e.z9428]

More Little Platoon Hound segments please.

[@leongwaikit6658]

I want to see Godzilla drop kick

[@mlgodzilla4206]

“Invented claims of racism” Wow, this video sucks rocks! You can call a movie bad or mediocre without being offensive. I know I can

[@thunderlighting2006]

aww godzilla fanboy is upset this movie sucks rocks by the way

[@mlgodzilla4206]

@@thunderlighting2006 ok? I didn’t like it all that much either? Your attempts at insults are just as lousy and cringy as the person who made this video’s insults.

[@thunderlighting2006]

@@mlgodzilla4206 and your ability to understand jokes is on the same level as a reddit user who never left the basement

[@sigma247]

​@@thunderlighting2006 I hope he notices you lil bro

[@thunderlighting2006]

@@sigma247 lol I just hate bullies that just talk dead brain cells Plus it's just an added bonus to see infants like you cry

[@flickflack]

"Dude, it's not Shakespear!" Old Bill was the Michael Bay of his time.

[@Thearchon592]

How do you go from talking about giant monsters fighting to the blm riots I came to watch a review not ideology spewing my guy

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

I don’t, moron.

[@imtolazythinkofausernameso3698]

​@TheLittlePlatoon, don't worry, little buddy, in a few decades, they'll make a movie you actually think is good😭

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

@@imtolazythinkofausernameso3698 You mean besides the long list of them mentioned in the introduction to this very video?

[@PlushyAnimations]

@@TheLittlePlatoonYou literally mention Minus One not even 5 minutes into the video, you do not know shit about Godzilla.

[@imtolazythinkofausernameso3698]

@@TheLittlePlatoon good for you now you have a list of movies you can rewatched and review till you get another movie you like and you might even get to compare them to another protest movement you love so much❤️ unless you only do that to movies you hate.

[@bentwineham1986]

Hell yeah it is

[@jonahfalcon1970]

Cabaret was actually the first blockbuster. It had the lines around the blocks and was almost impossible to get a movie ticket for. And that was a sociological musical.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

I enjoy the action in the these flims but the human drama is like the pudding filling to the daikaiju cake. You can eat a dry cake, but a moist one is so much yummier. These monsterverse flims either have expired or no pudding, and some people don't like pudding in there cakes. Also if Frankstein's monster or a werewolf are characters then so is Godzilla.

[@Trollificusv2]

Uh...werewolves are actual human people, cursed with lycanthropism, ref. Lon Chaney Jr.s tragic turn in "The Wolfman" (1941). Frankenstein's monster has more character and pathos than the heroes of almost any blockbuster or action film. No comparison with Godzilla, Mothra or Ghidra, though Kong has enough homonid traits in common w/ people to feel some empathy. But the gaiju are just big monsters, any character they have is incidental to the city-crushing activities.

[@GreenGimmick]

Yes. The monster is a character, the wolfmen are characters, and Godizlla is a character

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

​@Trollificusv2 Being a character has nothing to do with how "human" it is.

[@kasaibouF29]

What if I told you I enjoyed the human stories along with the monster stories?

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

@@Trollificusv2 maybe you should tell little platoon that lol

[@horrorman-er4nk]

toho the company that owns Godzilla like this movie movie otherwise they would have taken away legendaries license to Godzilla if they didn't like what legendary is doing with the Godzilla character they would take away the license but they didn't

[@piotrd7355]

First, licenses are sold, not given and taken away at will. Second, what makes you say that the Japanese are not motivated by profit in the first place? Hardly, the current situation can be very beneficial for Toho, "Godzilla Minus One" is a return to the roots of the series, it puts Toho in a better light, shows that they understand the series better and can make a more mature, better polished film than the Americans and their "Godzilla x Kong". And the money is still pouring in a wide stream.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

​​@@piotrd7355...but Toho distributes these movies in Japan and has the final say in what they do with their characters. They really don't care about "looking better". If anything they understand more than everyone that Godzilla can work with different tones, considering that they're also putting out stuff that is sillier.

[@TheGoldenPlatoon757]

That's why Godzilla is OP and there are hardly any stakes.

[@horrorman-er4nk]

@@TheGoldenPlatoon757 have you ever seen Godzilla final wars he blow up a small planet

[@horrorman-er4nk]

@@TheGoldenPlatoon757 oh my guy legendary is not the most Godzilla final war destroyed a small planet

[@ArcLightGabel]

"Lots of things are triangles!" lol

[@AJadedLizard]

And all these triangles make a square.

[@jovenc4508]

​@@AJadedLizard And all the squares make a circle.

[@dinobadger7370]

Man I’m a fan of some of your previous videos and I’m not gonna say that you’re not allowed to criticize a movie because it’s ’fun and silly’ but the aggressiveness and lack of empathy or patience in responding to comments wether or not you consider their criticism of an aspect of your video justified is really concerning. You’re clearly incredibly smart much more than myself so I don’t understand why you’re lashing at against people. Either way much luck to you in life and future videos

[@TikkyNoSurname]

I think it's more concerning that people who clearly have come from other platforms just because they heard of this joke he made (I think I didn't get to it yet, so I barely understand the context, I was actually looking at the comments for Kongzilla memes), instantly lost their shit and tried to harrass him by comment dumping (I've seen the same joke over and over, even in quotes, which suggests bots, so yes, it's a form of harrassment) and insulting him, then have the gall to be all "I don't like how you are responding rudely". Also, I've read some of the comments, that's how I even got here, but I haven't seen one response that was actually so terrible. And you are the second person to come back and cry about his alleged "aggressive" replies. How about not coming to a video in order to bullshit, when you had no agenda there? In that case, you won't have your feelfeelz hurt by the dude you are dogging on replying to you. LOL.

[@dinobadger7370]

@@TikkyNoSurname sorry I didn’t mean to offend you at all or start an argument, for context I have watched this guys videos before and clicked on this one, I think it’s a fair point to make when someone is responding negatively especially if they are a creator you support or regularly watch, he doesn’t have to listen to me and there’s no expectation he does I’m just putting my two cents in, my feelings aren’t hurt at all if anything I’m just worried that he as a creator will lose fans by responding this way to the comments. I certainly don’t agree with the comment spam btw just want to clarify it’s just the handling of it I think could be slightly better but that’s just my opinion. Hope that clears anything up and good luck in life to you my friend

[@TikkyNoSurname]

@@dinobadger7370 Well, I just read through the comments and even I wanted to rage at them - and I'm not even meant. So you caught that with your "concern". I don't believe you need to be concerned about someone like the Little Platoon losing fans, more like losing some of his sanity would be cause for concern. The thing is, if people randomly come jumping in, complaining about a joke made about an organization that ripped off a gazillion of people, or the fact that he called a movie dumb and made for morons, doesn't give the vibe of all of them having seen a video of his before. Or any other negative movie review of someone who's not paid, for that matter. Because he's got a few of those. Nobody ever complained. If they really believe in what they say, that just means they did see all of those videos and didn't like the movies, but now that it concerns them, they are pissed. So they're hypocrites. And dumb anyway, because they didn't notice it. I also didn't think you were here to harrass him specifically (well, I wasn't sure), but saying something like that despite the fact that the people he responded to were not his fans and his actual fans wouldn't support comments like that because of the reasons I mentioned above seemed illogical (actual understanding of fraudulent and r*cist organizations like BLM or the fact that he frequently reviews movies that are dumb and calls them out - like, have you seen the Avatar 2 review?! A metric TON of people liked that movie and he ripped it to shreds). Why would it cost him viewers?

[@dinobadger7370]

@@TikkyNoSurname I see and understand your point I’m glad we managed to clear up misunderstanding, again apologies for giving you the wrong impression!

[@Quetzalcoatlus100]

Yeah reading the comments, it's pretty clear you got a raid style set of commenting going on who only seem to mention the one or two points of humour that they didn't approve of without even touching the content, criticism and context.

[@Agiranto]

Is this the famous diddy? The p of diddiys?

[@hard_at_work]

He is officially titled the ' Artist formerly known as Diddy ' now I do believe 👌

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

P Diddler.

[@daviduribe5897]

The diddler himself

[@AliceBowie]

I think that was actually Puff Daddy.

[@kool4209]

Im still amazed they had better CGI in The Skull Island movie than any of these lol Kong looked legit real in that movie.....incredible quality and now? Feels like a new Jump Force game cut scene.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

Alright, to be fair, this was also the movie with the lowest budget so far.

[@kade-qt1zu]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 Not to mention VFX crunches in the industry.

[@AllyMonsters]

I'm convinced this guy hasn't seen 90% of Godzilla movies.

[@TheMonkePrince]

Just another dumb reviewer that praised Minus One so much they forgot that Godzilla was the Monster of Justice longer than he's been a threat to humanity.

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

This is absolutely irrelevant to anything that comes up in this video. Which is a very common theme in the stupid comments you people leave.

[@Godzillakingofkaiju1]

The only stupid person here is you.

[@TheMonkePrince]

@@TheLittlePlatoon maybe you should actually look into the history of the series before you jump into a series that has more movies than James Bond and Star Trek combined. It isnt irrelevant, its the truth and Im sick of seeing reviewers that I genuinely like sound like morons because "Hurr Durr that doesn't make sense". You dont understand the material you are reviewing because you haven't done the leg work to try to understand it. The Monsterverse would fit nicely into the showa era films because they treat the Big G the same. You want to rip into an actual Bad Godzilla film? Watch the Anime trilogy. Stop trying to have a big brain moment.

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

@@TheMonkePrince No. Absolutely nothing about any earlier film will solve a standalone logic fail or a bad writing decision in this movie. The criticisms in this video are not lore-dependent. You don’t need to watch all the Star Wars movies to find the faults in the Rise of Skywalker, you don’t have to watch 50 year-old Godzilla movies to understand the flaws in this one. I get that that’s upsetting to you, because you’re unhealthily obsessed with this nonsense, but your obsession has no bearing whatever on the basic laws of media criticism. And I think you know this, which is why - like literally every other commenter - you’re not actually engaging on any specific alleged inaccuracy in my video.

[@TheMonkePrince]

@@TheLittlePlatoon I never said go watch them, I told you to do some research on them. Which means that you need to at the very least, to look them up. Wikizilla is a great resource for you to use because it gives as much info about the series as you could possibly need to understand what you're about to dive into. Yes, there is nothing that an older movie can do to make a newer one better. I know why TLJ ruined Star Wars and I dont need Disney's nu canon to try to fix it. Unhealthy obsession? You're a moron. You're just trying to sound like the other mid critics of the 80's and 90's like Siskel and Ebert who also didn't understand the things they were watching. Like every time they bitched about a Slasher film. Get off your high horse and do some research of a franchise, maybe you could gain some actual insight and hopefully iq points along the way. As the Drinker would say "Go away now"

[@MegaSpideyman]

Is Diddy the little ape?

[@nompumelolo]

Yes

[@MegaSpideyman]

​@@nompumeloloAh, ok, thanks.

[@harleymitchell2940]

This movie was bad, but still better than the Star Wars sequels. And I legit love pink Godzilla, shame he wasn't in it more.

[@egbertmilton4003]

Oh gee, I wonder what happened to all the other comments rightfully criticising your terrible review. Only a single one over 400 likes, thats a bit suspicious, isn't it, Ben? How about you actually have a spine, and go back to learning basic comprehension skills in university.

[@huntlordx8885]

How do you know most people just don’t agree with those comments and thus don’t like them?

[@egbertmilton4003]

@@huntlordx8885 Because this guy has already been found deleting his comments because he feels insecure about his shit review. Multiple people have read this comment section over the days, and noticed that a lot of early criticism comments that got a tonne of likes compared have been deleted, with photo evidence showing the missing comments. Instead of accepting criticism, dear Ben here wants a lot of glazing slop for his poor ego. Truly a Big Brother moment from our Insecure Platoon.

[@sillyyoutuber7860]

Its his yt channel you dumbass. if he doesnt want something on it then he can remove it.

[@danilutka]

I've seen several critical of him. A few he responded to. Not well.... But he left them up

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

​@@egbertmilton4003 I was here since the video premiered and I haven't noticed any missing comments.

[@GodzillaKyru]

As a dude who have been a fan of Godzilla since i was a kid as well as having my top 4 films being the solo goji ones...this film isnt ruining any kids. This film is like a modern 70s showa film which is letting younger fans into the franchise. Is the film perfect? No. Should this film get constructive criticism with accurate information and come from someone who was actually paying attention to the film? Yes. Should fans of this film get insulted by people who dont like the film? No. No one's wrong for liking the film and visa versa.

[@marasmorgean5813]

Just out of curiosity: Did you like the movie? If so, what was it you like about the movie? >> Thinking about the events in your fav franchise shouldnt feel like a punishment - and jet it does, because if you do so, everything is starting to fall apart.

[@GodzillaKyru]

@@marasmorgean5813 yes, I did like the film. Two examples of why I like the film is the found family trope, I'm a sucker for it and how they did shimo. Eh, godzilla had deux ex machina and coincidences throughout the years so can't really say much about it. And...when you call fans of the monsterverse idiots and retards...that's insulting. Like...seriously. I got my "You deserve better" with Minus one and Yamazaki possible sequel to it. I don't mind having a fun, flawed godzilla film because of it. Do I want the monsterverse to start going back to the tone and such of 2014? Of course, it's been my favorite mv film since the beginning of it and it probably always will be. Also, after the end of February I had...I needed GxK, not a dark and serious Godzilla film.

[@vermis8344]

"No-one's wrong for liking the film." Films like this make that stance less and less tenable.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@vermis8344 Well that's just poser behaviour

[@GodzillaKyru]

@@vermis8344 how so exactly?

[@Artof8limbs2099]

• Keeps making comments about Race • Insults Anyone Who likes the Film • Compares It to 'Minus One' Did I miss Anything?

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

He actually didn't compare them from what I remember.

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

Lmao. The introduction says “I was going to make a comparison, but I won’t, because idiots will misinterpret it.” And here you are anyway. I should’ve just gone ahead with the comparison. Also, no darling, the only people commenting about race are Redditors who’ve flooded into this comment section to lower the collective IQ.

[@Artof8limbs2099]

@TheLittlePlatoon Bruh you literally explicitly pointed out Jia being “the colored girl who’s the key to everything” Stop being a softcock

[@king_crossbreed7810]

@@TheLittlePlatoonyou have no real argument if you are going to double down on insulting people and calling them redditors when they point out your blatant ignorance

[@Artof8limbs2099]

@TheLittlePlatoon bruh you explicitly pointed out Jia being “the colored girl who’s the key to everything” Don't be a softcock who can't take valid criticism lmao

[@solidSnake4580]

Adam Wingard was so preoccupied with his time with rather or not he could make this movie as dumb as possible and copy and paste from Showa era instead of sticking with what G14 already set up that he didn’t stop to think of he should.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@solidSnake4580 What the 2014 movie set-up was already long abandoned. It was fine for one movie, but it would have not lasted for a whole series.

[@solidSnake4580]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 Yes it would and what you said doesn’t make the current problem of the monsterverse ok.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@solidSnake4580 It's not a problem though, it's a direction that you personally don't like. People felt already blueballed with that first movie.

[@solidSnake4580]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 Even though it already told you it was about saving the final showdown? I don’t see how people can feel blueballed.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@solidSnake4580 Because it really works only the first time. People didn't want to wait again in a sequel.

[@stareeknight8839]

I would argue that king of the monsters was the best legendary godzilla movie

[@michaelcoldicott1691]

Yeah I found the movie wasn’t great but wasn’t bad either, kinda in between, also as a zilla fan I would like to point out that Mothera always had a connection to a indigenous like ancient people. Having said this, twins it takes two twins to summon Mothera.

[@ephraimwinslow]

Look, I get it. I hate the human characters in the Monsterverse, and all their plotlines... but if you're an actual OG Godzilla fan? As in... the kind who willingly sits through Showa era movies? ...The giant monster parts are always worth it. Like, automatically. I flat out refuse to sit through GxK in long format, but just watching the Kaiju scenes in isolation, with a reaction or two to the full movie for context? Hell yeah. I'm in. (It is almost literally the same thing as pro wrestling. To the point where the Showa era movies are genuinely just 2 guys in rubber suits wrasslin'. You know it's fake. You know it's superficial. But if you like the spectacle it provides anyways? ...You forgive its flaws. Or at least focus elsewhere.)

[@YukYukas]

I need to know the dislike number to this lol

[@Seibuhjira06]

I saw it from an app, and holy shit, it actually scared me, how are people okay with this toxic racist geek 😭

[@Martinmd12-zt7vu]

I’m okay with this because I am a Godzilla fan. I did like the movie, but I don’t think I would call it good. It’s just something I’ve come to expect being a fan of the franchise with exceptions of course.

[@jeggsonvohees2201]

I enjoyed how stupid it was and made fun of it in the theaters, but I'll never watch it again, and I'm a lifelong Zilla fan.

[@DeetotheDubs]

99 more Platoons, Marty. Which reminds me of Chetreo's No More Dad remix. A funny coincidence that I've been rewatching Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. I forgot how unrefined the voices were in the beginning and how much LK has improved. "Attention duelists! My hair is leaving a comment for the algorithmo of Ra!"

[@PsychoSpartan687]

You lost me around 1:15. I'm barely a minute thirty in your hour and a half video, and you've lost me. Really a GREAT sign when someone critiques a movie, and one of the first things they do is insult the people who enjoy these movies. Brilliant. God, not even Skipper went that far! Congratulations you somehow made a worse Godzilla video than Doktor Skipper did.

[@NekoRoboFunDumpster]

Yeah

[@vermis8344]

People who like this movie deserve to be insulted. Maybe it will cause you to pause, think, develop some taste, and stop throwing money at hollywood for this kind of utter, undiluted shit.

[@nerobernardino88]

Yeah, I despised the "tech" they had in the two films with Kong.

[@vincentking4618]

The fanbase in the comment section is insufferable

[@normanbarud]

Deaf girl deserves better than being call echo, at least the actress is actually trying and pretty good compared to echo

[@Karatebadboy42]

The one that played Echo is also deaf🤨

[@normanbarud]

@@Karatebadboy42 ah ok thanks for the correction

[@Karatebadboy42]

@@normanbarud it's all good mistakes heppen

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

I saw GxK last week. I won't say it was great because it wasn't, but it was fun to watch, which is far better than most of the recent slop that's come out of hollywood. The bar is practically underground, but it _did_ clear it. Barely. I view Jurassic World (the first one, the other two might as well not exist) in a similar way. It is absolutely an inferior film to Jurassic Park and it has tons of flaws, but I still enjoy watching it every now and again.

[@sigma247]

Wait are you actually deleting BLM comments on here? Lmao

[@OccamAsylum]

I cant deal with your fair use imagery. 😂

[@spartanhawk7637]

The funny thing about comparing summer blockbusters to Shakespeare is that if you’re familiar at all with history…Shakespeare was sort of the JJ Abrams of his time. He was well known for creating blockbuster plays, most of which are devoid of intelligent plot and character beyond a base level (fight me on that, I’ll win,) and being supported largely by the aristocracy despite the masses not really caring one way or the other what they were watching so long as they saw it in his glorious theater. His later popularity only arose in the Victorian era when his plays were studied by modern scholars SPECIFICALLY because they were popular at the time with the aristocracy…which fittingly enough then captured the minds of the then-modern aristocracy, leading to a wave of largely unexplained popularity which persists to this day despite a majority of his plays being best described as melodrama.

[@Tomos_J-J]

Shakespeare didn't really have much of a choice when it came to royal characters in his plays, if anything bad happened to one without 'divine retribution' it would have been treated as conspiracy of treason and then be sent to the Tower of London, which is why when Macbeth kills the king he does not get away scot free, or when Paris and Mercutio are killed in Romeo & Juliet both families lose equal amounts of members to equalise the loss of Escalus who is the prince of Verona--although in this case all of the families were aristocrats, Escalus got his 'retribution' because he is seemingly the more renowned aristocrat out of the three because he was the one to hold authority over the city and because Paris was considered of higher status than Romeo (barring the whole family feud).

[@spartanhawk7637]

@@Tomos_J-J All I see here is "the royals terrified an artist into making them look good" which I'd point out hasn't stopped other artists throughout history and just aids my perception he was nothing to write home about.

[@Tomos_J-J]

@@spartanhawk7637 ok? I gave more info on him, I couldn't care less about your argument here so stop acting like it's a fight.

[@spartanhawk7637]

@@Tomos_J-J Sorry, kinda used to getting dogpiled for shitting on Shakespeare. It's amazing how many people remain rabid fans of his melodramas.

[@Tomos_J-J]

@@spartanhawk7637 I'm moreso annoyed that his plays are in the secondary school curriculum, it belongs in a more advanced stage of education as not even the English teachers can interpret it right and will make the students feel stupid for not agreeing with a shoehorned message the teacher fits in.

[@throwdown1776]

To me, godzilla x kong: new empire is like your favorite comfort food (pizza, ramen, nachos, etc). You dont eat too much of it because its gonna be bad for your health, but its nice to have it from time to time

[@Alex-co9xg]

Nah you're taste is trash

[@alexgomez6723]

Calling this “comfort food” is pretty insulting to the concept imo. I will never understand how you could be “comforted” with such inconsistencies and ass pulls left and right. Indiana Jones and Raimi Spider-Man is comfort food, New Empire is residue, moldy, decayed slop not even worthy of being fertilizer.

[@StanleyPlutnicki]

@@alexgomez6723 Actually it's insulting calling out someone's version of "comfort food" simply because it doesn't fall in line with whatever you consider comfort food. There's different types of comfort food that people prefer just like there's different versions of fun movies that people prefer. also humans are capable of enjoying silly movies and serious movies from the same franchise. finally if you know the history of Godzilla movies then you would know that Godzilla became part of pop culture more for it's silliness then it's serious movies. true Godzilla fans enjoy both and fully understand what this director and Legendary studious was trying to do. By the way the director of Godzilla Minus one is a fan this version.

[@alexgomez6723]

@@StanleyPlutnicki Oh dear, please tell me you didn’t use that old and tired “ToUrisT” talking point that Godzilla fanboys have been pulling ad nauseam ever since the Dr Skipper debacle. Do you honestly believe someone has to sit through something like “Godzilla’s Revenge” or “Godzilla vs Megalon” to properly understand this franchise? That is utterly ridiculous, you shouldn’t have to watch the Adam West series or read the cheesy old comics to “understand” Batman, that’s what new installments are for, to be accessible to a new audience. Godzilla has been long overdue for a proper revamping, not to indulge in dated old habits.

[@alexgomez6723]

@@StanleyPlutnicki So what if the Minus One director likes the MonserVerse? Nolan enjoys Fast and the Furious, one of Kurt Cobain’s favorite albums was Philosophy of the World, are we supposed to pretend those things are suddenly prestigious just because a talented person likes them.

[@rioku_noises]

The whole monsterverse saga is absolutely amazing, there's soooo many small details you can miss if you don't know about the older movies

[@djyua9157]

Right real fans love this

[@ParkRanger2000]

Absolutely. I loved spotting as many easter eggs and references in this movie.

[@vermis8344]

I love the way you three stooges think easter eggs make a movie great.

[@djyua9157]

@@vermis8344 nobody said that ….shut up

[@jeebus2121]

42:24 - "Scottish pilot guy" is the scene-stealing mine leader from 'Chernobyl', Alex Ferns.

[@forrestredd2706]

I really love that even the youtubers that I actually do usually agree with, and genuinely like, keep getting shaded for talking ill about this movie. I've seen it happen three or four times now. Like, yeah, we talk crap about Hollywood, and they deserve it, but - like, are we allowed to have fun at all? Even when we aren't being preached to and talked down to? A movie can be good without being a character driven high purpose drama. Movies like this are needed, and they are good for what they are - it was never intended to be anything else. Most people wouldn't say Bloodsport is a good movie. But is it? Oh yeah, it absolutely is.

[@TheLittlePlatoon]

No one’s stopping you having fun with whatever you want to have fun with. I’ve just got no intention of dropping my standards solely because a movie doesn’t actively hate what I believe. “At least it doesn’t hate me” is a wildly low bar to set. If critics you usually trust when they’re talking about Marvel or Star Wars criticise the monster movie for the same bad writing, it’s probably because it’s got the same bad writing. Nothing stopping you having fun with it, but there’s nothing stopping me having fun at its expense either.

[@jovenc4508]

It's ok to like bad things, that doesn't make them good just because you like them.

[@hitandruncommentor]

Oh no i acknowledge its a dump movie, most kaiju are, and thats why i enjoy them. It's my guilty pleasure. But yes this was the weakest of legendary. Which stings consideriny minus 1 was the best movie of 2023.

[@WillFredward7167]

See, you’ve got the right idea. It’s ok to be entertained by something dumb. Point and laugh. Giggle at the over the top stuff. The problem is when people genuinely try to argue that the dumb thing is actually good, purely because they enjoyed it. Platoon fully enjoyed watching Madame Web, but imagine if he put out a 2 hour video trying to say this meant it’s good and well made

[@alecberner6193]

How is it possible someone approved and then animated sharpened and finalized the scene of a giant gorilla swinging a baby monkey around like a pillow in a pillow fight… in the most literal way possible

[@thomaspeterson8357]

Whatever happened to controlling the titans with whale noises or whatever?

[@TheGoldenPlatoon757]

That Orca Shit? I completely forgot until you brought it up, lol.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

The only prototype got destroyed and frankly the technology proved to be more trouble than anything, considering that it was exploited by ecoterrorists. It's not even really a way to "control" the titans, just a way to get their attention.

[@minilla2382]

it was destroyed remember?

[@thomaspeterson8357]

The box that played whale noises was broken so they completely stopped researching how to control titans via whale song

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

@@thomaspeterson8357 I told you: it also proved to be dangerous.

[@damonlloyd6025]

I mean these movies know what they are and give us that. I think it’s us expecting something different than what a trailer already gave us. I mean come on Kong got an infinity gauntlet in the trailer and we watching this hoping they take themselves serious ???? lol

[@Lebroly-James]

when an hour and 30 minutes review of a monster movie opens via a softcore sex scene from something random and then follows *_that_* up with 1998 godzilla, you can practically smell something terrible afoot.

[@vermis8344]

When a comment on a video criticising a Godzilla film opens with a 'look at me, Godzilla's my whole identity' avatar and username, you can practically smell the whiny butthurt.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

In a world where Fast and the FUrious is up to it's 10th title, I honestly am to tired to have an opinion.

[@Shuxy]

It took me several seconds to process Little Platoon saying "Cause Cynic likes wrestling and I'm not THAT gay", but I was cracking up after I got the joke 🤣

[@WillFredward7167]

A person can like this movie… but trying to call it good is a trap set by the lazy, insulting filmmakers. Because, if you like something dumb… that doesn’t make you dumb. BUT, if you try to argue that dumb is actually good, instead of merely enjoyable… now you are going to have a much harder time defending your intelligence. If you like this movie, fine. But be honest, and have self-respect. Dumb can be fun. But you deserve better than to tell yourself that dumb is good.

[@matteomastrodomenico1231]

There bad dumb and good dumb. Good dumb is on purpouse. Bad dumb is accidental.

[@WillFredward7167]

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 The 3 stooges was on purpose

[@kaijureaper61]

This is the exact mindset that lead western audiences to view the Godzilla franchise as a complete joke and undermine the themes and stories that came with his films...

[@vaggos2003]

​@@kaijureaper61The mindset the person who wrote the comment described defenders of the movie having or the mindset the person who wrote the comment has?

[@WillFredward7167]

@@kaijureaper61 I’m not saying people should take over someone else’s story and change the whole point of it. That’s the kind of garbage that’s ruining nearly every IP right now and it makes me sick. But it would be great if the people making entertainment weren’t… lazy. Imagine if this movie still had all the hilarious fun of monster fights… but the plot made sense. And the humans weren’t pointless. And the plot holes weren’t there. A movie can be big fun and even goofy while not being bad. Imagine if the kid bashing his action figures together… was also a storyteller. It’s clearly possible for people to enjoy this movie. I am certain they’d enjoy it even more if it was written well.

[@badoubadou67]

Congratulations,this is one of the worst godzilla video i've ever seen and a rival to doctor skippers one.

[@RandomSuspex]

Lmaooo

[@vermis8344]

"I got butthurt because someone didn't like the latter-day Power Rangers movie that I liked" =/= 'worst'.