Going on TlNDER was a MISTAKE... - Sam Hyde

[@PerfectGuyLife]

WATCH PART 2 HERE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bImVaGCjabSbjrs WATCH PART 3 (WHERE WE DM THE GIRLS WE MATCH WITH) HERE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2GkYqBtjpiBkLc

[@OwO---Drunk_Seulgi---OwO]

make me

[@offbeathat5219]

As a raging narcissist, I've always wanted to date a girl with the same first name as me so I can scream my own name during sex and pretend I'm complimenting someone else

[@burst_ch.]

isn't that the plot to "call me by your name"?

[@coolkiwi1581]

😂😂😂

[@mekudu-man3804]

goals

[@tchalk]

bateman pilled

[@Gaming_Legend2]

why aren't any girls that look like meeeeee... its not fair, why aren't there ones that look like meee...

[@ollie5927]

Sams complete lack of facial expression when typing out the two truths one lie reflects how in the zone he is when crafting jokes

[@lil-soda-boi]

u gotta hit that pocket

[@L3giT_Hax]

It's genuinely like a brain blast 😂😂

[@indefatigableargonaut]

Yeah really gotta get into the zone to put boxing gloves on an average size person to watch them squirm as he spars them as a joke for the 5000th time.

[@Davey_Does]

gotta lock in 🔒

[@str8904]

They were all truths

[@_gekyumeman4127]

Sam falling for a stupid web browser virus attack is hillarious

[@Mister_Clean]

He's a boomer at heart

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

​@@Mister_Cleanthat's why he bought a 911

[@Hugsloth]

he doesn't seem to spend a lot of time around technology

[@justaneditygangstar]

He’s so innocent when it always comes to tech 😂

[@yezurbeats]

@@Christoph-sd3ziThat number reminds me of that tragedy

[@loosapalooza398]

Sam's right and Jets just an innocent little boy. Any girl who incessantly wears "cool hats" ESPECIALLY if you go out to eat and she doesn't take it off is a basket case powder keg

[@lil-soda-boi]

witch identifier 🧙‍♀️

[@tie7626]

@@lil-soda-boi Lil soda boi

[@Albus_Rex]

It's just too "extra" as the kids say.

[@retardmode]

thats the way i like it brother

[@tie7626]

@@retardmode U JIDF?

[@griffithdumas8885]

sammy has a keen eye for bpd girls, putting that artschool experience to work i see

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

hahahaha absolutely, useful for something for sure!

[@jdf3972]

She saw Ramona flowers.. and felt so empowered by a film made in Hollywood

[@frealish6622]

HAHAHAHA

[@JClips-zh2xu]

Finding one without BPD is harder

[@MacSmithvox]

You mean almost all of them?

[@sickofit1574]

Sam Hyde insulting women is my favorite genre

[@chunkydisasta]

he jus like me fr

[@danman976]

Mine too

[@DIE2dayORelse]

11:49

[@h_nt_r]

The BeatingWomen KSTV is still one of the funniest things he's ever done period.

[@WhiskeyNeaty]

"I love being an incel"

[@jackwaite4035]

Just going through dating apps and reading the job titles women give themselves is fucking hours worth of comedy in itself.

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

CEO boss bitch

[@animuslite8809]

Larissa 32 - Product genius at banana republic

[@wayfaring_stranger1413]

I hit a depressed spot and tried dating apps. It cured my depression really quick because, hey, at least I'm not saddled with a potential pillow smotherer.

[@honkhonk1555]

@@wayfaring_stranger1413I couldn’t imagine putting any of my personal information on regular social media, let alone dating sites. If I had a daughter or a son for that matter, that I knew was putting all their shit out there like this, I’d lose my shit on them. I’m just glad I’m going to die alone and as a GDE at this point, because the alternatives scare the fuck out of me at this point.

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

I am not kidding, I've seen a "financial manager", she was a cashier lol.

[@beastfromtheeast7]

It’s actually insane Sam didn’t cough once through the entire video

[@jdf3972]

He must've quit smoking and started taking his health seriously

[@ZTVbrotha]

@@jdf3972 no he still smokes hes just pumping tren

[@--___--d]

Sams higher self at the astral plane coughing enough to scare all machine-elfs.

[@detroitsteel8228]

He snorts at 4:10 though

[@--___--d]

@@iamfreedman6880 BIG if true.

[@BlindMango]

At least these women make it hilariously easy with their main photo at finding immediate red flags lmao

[@kaj7135]

Subtlety is a foreign concept to modern women.

[@golfwang3769]

@@kaj7135 yeah, hard to imagine many could even define subtle.

[@LowlandTenrec]

This was probably the fucking weirdest way to find out one of my old friends from home was in an open relationship

[@kennypowers1945]

It’s kinda common now days somehow. It’s like they all went to a meeting and thought 2023 is the time for open relationships 🤣 how the hell lol

[@christophercarlone9945]

I can't tell you how depressing and anxiety inducing using Tinder/Bumble is. I haven't been on a date in over five years and haven't hooked up with a woman in nearly three. I don't know what happened if it's JUST me or what but it's like everyone is angry, suspicious of each other, or overanalyzing what you have to say on there and it drives me nuts. Can't tell you how many times I've tried to make genuine conversation happen with these people on Tinder/Bumble and it's like I'm speaking Chinese. Most don't get back to you, are overly critical of every little quirk or thing you did "wrong." It's like what the hell man, I'm not on here to tell you I'm perfect because I'm not but at least I'm trying. Give me a bone ladies.

[@TheParadiseInc]

If you don’t find your keys under the couch then try looking somewhere else for them

[@demystify1567]

I think they are the ones looking for a bone.

[@scrotimusprime6521]

Stop chasing after women, do actually worthwhile shit

[@disenfranchised2.073]

They are either only on there for the top 5% of men or just want some kind of male validation. Either that or catfishing and scamming. On dating apps, always assume your talking to a biological man unless they can prove otherwise.

[@christophercarlone9945]

@@dogchaser520 have you tried an event meetup service at all? I've heard some people have success at making friends that way but not dating/love interests.

[@CptFitzgerald]

The amount of self-important upper middle class professions these gals had that are useless to society was unnerving. They are literally oblivious to their background and their egos are running amouck. God help us all.

[@g0dzilla_au]

I like your commitment to spelling amuck right. Like it could be either amok or amuck. Just had to shotgun those results.

[@CptFitzgerald]

@@g0dzilla_au people who dabble in semantics to negate the whole point or not empathize with someone potentially being in an upset state when they hastily typed the comment that you felt the need to correct clearly didn't share the same horrid fate as the college professors that had to grade aforementioned people's papers. KZbin doesn't pay me to proofread, neckbeard.

[@jdf3972]

Pride comes before fall

[@spinningchurro]

@@g0dzilla_au: he didn’t spell it right though.

[@pearz420]

People that only know how to serve the empire only last as long as the empire.

[@FunnimanScream]

I'm almost certain at least half those girls were actually in their 30's. How sad.

[@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251]

30% in 30s, 30% have fukn kids (and actually think we dont notice how blasted out they are) , 30%cheating on a husband or boyfriend, 5% homeless, 4% dudes in dresses, and 1% might be hwo they say they are.

[@rich3083]

It's a mix of that and people are just aging horribly nowadays, it's less common with men, but still too common. Not to mention most of the bitches on sites like this drink/smoke and get railed daily/weekly, so that'll take a toll too.

[@dantewhirlpool2227]

y’all are so desperate to have a reason to hate on women. They clearly weren’t and 99% of women don’t lie about their age. A lot of them are hot and have good jobs, They’re just normies. Probably none of them would be into you, and you know it

[@BaldHeadedManc]

​@@hayden3830he didn't say anything about their looks lmao

[@demystify1567]

@@hayden3830 "would absolutely love-"☝🤓

[@craigbikes8831]

Honestly man it's crazy how low-quality the girls are on these websites. Just imagine sitting down with your grandmother and saying, "hey Gramma help me choose a girlfriend" and showing her these girls. Would she be ok with ANY of them? How would she react to the photos?

[@AosaBid]

Bad idea looking for a girlfriend in these places.

[@SR-ti6jj]

A lot of them looked stunning, and I'm sure they're all kind women. You're just a hater

[@MythicDawn]

​@@SR-ti6jjsimp

[@aromata1]

A lot of them were very attractive, tall, in-shape, had careers and prestigious educations. I'm sure there are some high quality girls among them.

[@DemonInPain]

No normal person is swiping thru tinder with their gma so this isn’t a problem

[@SH-lb1nu]

Why does tinder seem like scanning through options at an escort service lol

[@Pepe-ts9ec]

Because it is

[@Sensorium19]

A lot of the women are actually are.

[@Kevin.BTCChina]

@@Pepe-ts9ec This, just with extra steps and less fun.

[@mjanny6330]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that lol

[@faeancestor]

@@Kevin.BTCChina groovy pfp bro

[@2regarded]

I love how Sam is saying no to some girls that look ok but likes the one named Sam that looks like a man 😂

[@disenfranchised2.073]

Sam is a man of culture, and he understands his SMV.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

no need to be rude

[@realjohnjones]

These guys are so lucky that sam is a relationship counsellor

[@Wetknees]

It’s funny that Sam has ever criticized, or even mentioned incels, considering every video I’ve ever seen where he talks about. Women is basically “getting pussy kryptonite” for the losers that worship the ground this unwashed trog drags his knuckles on

[@iratepirate3896]

The absolute state of American women.

[@MrFredstt]

Some of them looked alright to me ngl. Hard to say though since without being able to talk to them immediately all you have to judge them on is their looks

[@notafortnitegamer]

@@MrFredsttyou say some of them look alright, which is true! BUT, all the dudes on the app(which is the predominant population on these apps) hone in on that small number of decent girls who then in return filter out 90% of all those guys and focus on the top 10. It made me realize back in the day , although your dating pool was a lot smaller when you lived in a village or town, at least you didn’t have to compete with plethora of different men who have many more advantages over you, this is inescapable in modern society

[@MrFredstt]

@@notafortnitegamer Ah, I see the problem. I don't have any experience on dating apps so I don't know what's it like. So seems like it's very stiff competition between a shit ton of men over only a handful of women

[@frederico-d3l]

@@MrFredsttmost them use crazy make up and filters. so.... its tricky. also most pictures could be old. women always have their 2-3 favorite pictures and they use it for like 10 years xD

[@bambina5604]

​@@notafortnitegamer the funny part are the delulu guys thinking they're in the decent bag

[@TurtleChad1]

When you look at something like this, the apocalypse doesn't sound like a terrifying event, but more like a hopeful relief.

[@heathmcrigsby]

Bumble is the worst. If you don't have a screenshot of your bank statement showing 10 mil + you aren't getting matches.

[@tie7626]

@@heathmcrigsby what? You just have to be attractive which most Sam Hyde fans aren't. And no I'm not talking jacked ogre midget like Jay Cutler, you have to be handsome

[@DIE2dayORelse]

These women are wife material, how could you be so bigoted and misogynistic to disagree?

[@filmbuff4]

@@heathmcrigsby They all suck. Tinder, Hinge. My only hope is to go back to face to face encounters like the old days.

[@bigdefaultdance4137]

​@@heathmcrigsbyentirely depends on the person I met my girlfriend who u live with in bumble and we are happy together bro not all girls are shitty

[@محمدالحمود-و4غ]

as a man who identifies with a certain group that have big noses and love money, i would love to date a girl with schizophrenia cuz i can pay for one dinner and go on two dates

[@20thcentury_toy]

Do you use the funny hat though?

[@joeschmoe3815]

Shalom!

[@dindong5396]

Are you one of those things from Gringotts

[@MS-bx7ow]

-_o This is Dorsia...?

[@Get_yotted]

I like how most of these women have a wine glass in their photos. It just paints the entire picture

[@statisticalcomputing]

90% of girls in these apps have wine and sushi listed as their “interests”

[@kennypowers1945]

Yea fr wine is weak shit. If it ain’t liquor it’s a waste of time

[@porkpork2169]

@@kennypowers1945 my home made hooch is quite a bit stronger than store bought wine, i sometimes distill it into brandy too. not all wine is weak. if you use enough sugar and distillers yeast the alcohol content can climb fairly high even without distilling

[@SPACEDOUT19]

Tinder would be a great place to catfish and scam some old people tbh

[@natga8943]

@budget88nigga go away youre on every sam hyde video

[@FumblsTheSniper]

That’s like 1/10 of what these services are used for

[@thepariah3516]

If you're gutless and have no honour, then yes, very easy.

[@natga8943]

@@thepariah3516 bros in youtube comment section talking about honor

[@jaredwilliams2357]

@@natga8943I wonder why everyone is misbehaving so much with that attitude lol

[@UndercoverNormie]

When I broke up with my girlfriend I coped and started swiping on Bumble just to ease the pain. Over the course of two months and thousands of swipes in an ever-increasing target area I swiped right on _two_ women. Total. Two. Neither of them messaged me even with the "compliment" feature (which in and of itself is ridiculous). Women could not be put further up on the pedestal if we tried... right?

[@quoire]

It's because you have standards man. You know what you want. 97% of people on those apps are completely aimless and without purpose. They're looking for no commitment, no strings attached, while reaping all the good. It's sad to say, but all the chicks that are really worth dating won't be found on there. I even know this girl, a friend of mine, who uses Hinge. She's nice enough to be a friend, sure, but dating her? Hell no, dude. She claims she wants to be a wife, meanwhile she's already gone through divorce at 22 and has been on her fair share of one night stands. Girls that gravitate to these sites, are girls that have made too many mistakes to rely on in-person encounters to get dates. The pedestal we talk so much about it a lie. We need to stop pretending like these girls are anything but what they actually are - mistake ridden women with no greater aspirations aside from seeking validation. For them to stop holding power, the bar needs needs to raise. I think that is happening, but it's a slow process. Hope you find the girl for you man, I know it's not easy.

[@UndercoverNormie]

@@user-zx5gg8od6l What? This just happened 4 months ago lol

[@BanditoBurrito]

Put your height to 6’4” and run a test

[@UndercoverNormie]

@@BanditoBurrito A good way to weed out the whores and gold diggers I suppose. Except that's all there is on there besides girlboss cat moms and fat trailer girls.

[@chrishnah]

You swiped on two chicks only and are surprised you got no play

[@mondoprime]

I had no idea it would end in such tragedy

[@shawcobra]

No one did

[@hennettbamilton218]

Form-fitting dresses!

[@str8904]

Seeing a lot of 25,27,28. This new generation of femcels are going to be craaaaazy

[@BumboLooks]

@@mattjivas203 Lose half your shit little boys. Give it to the womenz.

[@turq1824]

@@mattjivas203Hell no you’re crazy im living life alone this time around

[@M_CFV]

There is no such thing as a femcel. A woman will never know loneliness unless she is a 3rd world slave worker.

[@redacted444]

Dating sites are hell, I’d rather die alone

[@atarirob]

You can still meet quality women on them, but it's a needle in a haystack scenario. And virtually impossible if you're in a city.

[@rockyp32]

Believe in Jesus to be saved read his word

[@WalkingPaceWP]

​@atarirob I found a good one that didn't work out because of our language barrier. Current one sugged my d so I'm not complaining. For now.

[@rafmatt1607]

​@@atarirobyears ago, I looked through tinder near Wisconsin Dells. It was mostly single moms in their early 20s 😅

[@harrisondvargo72]

@budget88 most based movie ever

[@atarirob]

Hard not to feel bad for a lot of the girls tbh. Imagine being 28 and still on dating sites, measuring your value in the sexual marketplace by how many lonely guys are in your dm's wanting to smash you and then block your number. It's so brutal.

[@RandoManFPV]

Lmao yea except for the feel bad for them part. Imagine if they just went to work and took care of them selves; they would meet plenty of compatible good men that would want them. And they would see and know their own value rather than looking for affirmation from internet strangers and horny dudes lol

[@LabiaLicker]

sentient sex dolls

[@NewportNibbler]

We can't have winners without losers

[@mikeylitchfield4651]

Is that reality? Maybe I'm overestimating women's sexual market value but It's my understanding that men are animals who will f*ck anything, A decent looking guy isn't going to settle down with a 28 year old but I'm pretty sure he'll still take her to the dump.

[@ChuckSneed_]

Most of those women did it to themselves so they don’t deserve any sympathy, they only start to care when they finally realize the clock is ticking for them.

[@MrSh4des]

Sam is getting funnier. So wholesome to see. Him dunking on women is always gold

[@royceedwards1910]

Is it just me or does JetNeptune look like an huge Axolotl ?

[@SirClawedfrog]

Bump

[@benjaminyoung9694]

Thats his fursona

[@ezekbardunsihk5735]

Wamens job titles make me vomit repeatedly

[@thirstypilgrim97]

The 19th Amendment was a mistake

[@enochianwolf]

​@budget88you're a hero

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

Return to tradition - only White, land-owning males are allowed to vote

[@Rav2006]

Wahmen let their emotions get in the way of their politics, this couldn’t be closer to the truth.

[@ArgonNoble]

@@Rav2006Unfortunately, you could say the same about other facets in life.

[@boomynote]

Which one was that one again?

[@SolvntOfficial]

If you’re not first you’re last

[@gubbil4852]

i want a wife and kids real bad but seeing stuff like this reminds me my head is stuck in a past world thats now long gone. thanks for waking me up to the current reality and keeping my goals in check, sam and the team

[@ryneredington]

Its okay, with that attitude youre probably a genetic mutant anyways

[@LordOfCookies123]

Things change, no matter how bad it may seem, different days are coming.

[@mr.brenman2132]

*LOG* *OFF* !!!

[@pazu_513]

The women on these apps are not a reflection of reality my friend. Go outside.

[@maymayman0]

There's like 8 billion people on earth dude tinder or even the internet in general is not a genuinely 100% accurate representation of the real world..

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

The best reactions are the ones where Sam doesn't even comment but just involuntarily cringes.

[@mrmorrison8712]

9:11 the sound he makes at the pink haired lady 🤣

[@NZand]

I used to have a tinder. Every picture was me putting a different girl from my work at the time in a rear naked choke. Would swipe right on everyone to maximize matches. Usually the girl would message first with some sort of flirtatious request to be choked. I would reply that she was a sad freak and people will be putting cigarettes out on her until her eventual lonesome death. (Or something else just as insulting and mean). After work when we’d go out to eat we would pass my phone around and laugh at them, male and female coworkers included. Good times.

[@Cornsnizz]

had to dump my last girl cuz she started asking me to punch her in the face during sex. It didnt help when I found out she lived with her estranged father in a room with a yellowed half empty air mattress with a closet without doors. Also her burnout father was in a pearl jam tribute band with his bud light drinking buddies.

[@squidmanfedsfeds5301]

Doing gods work😂 Maybe some of those women reevaluated their lives after your words

[@spoonerman]

Damn that's some next level shit 😂

[@ureyesrbleeding1]

I used to put my female friends in rear naked chokeholds until one of them moaned in response, let her go and walked away from that shit

[@JGrimm52]

Doing God's work

[@MrSh4des]

My Tinder got perma banned for leaving a girl on read after I said I don't drive around girls I don't know and she replied that she would be ok with me abducting her.

[@MrFredstt]

That's a free war bride. Should've kidnapped her

[@glasscup8239]

That definitely happened

[@MrSh4des]

@@glasscup8239 that Neva happen

[@MikeMarlowe-ym3zy]

Huh? I think you should either tell us what actually happened with all the important details that make it a coherent fucking story or just don’t bother at all.

[@billyboy8534]

These broads have made a lot of mistakes that you have to fix.

[@dingus6317]

Rather just get a dog

[@BaldHeadedManc]

​@@dingus6317Infinitely wiser choice

[@FedkaSlovanich]

@@dingus6317too bad you cant write your dog off on taxes as a dependent

[@RedesCat]

I can fix her

[@chrism4008]

No, you have to ignore them entirely, the broads i mean

[@iNewtzify]

the biggest redflag all women share, is they are on bumble.

[@LittleDinkens]

Sam is in a very happy mood for this. I think he needs to find love

[@Wetknees]

never been in a non abusive relationship and grew up without a mom… that being said I don’t posses a fraction of the resentment and vitriolic hatred Sam has for pussy. It’s honestly sad how transparent it is only cuz he acts like such an impenetrable shithouse

[@real_john_doe]

"AND DON'T WIPE" Garlock the Destroyer appears: "ok I'm gonna need you to wipe"

[@UnknownLifter-jx2xu]

thank you Yakub for creating me

[@stoptrackingourdata8158]

Everyone knows the best places to find a good girl are stripclubs, bars/clubs, and online.

[@boomynote]

*shits myself in retaliation*

[@JackNhoff556]

I met all three of my wife’s in strip clubs.

[@jello5508]

Without failure Jet is able to consistently act like the complete type of person that Sam always makes fun of. Keep up the great work guys

[@mekudu-man3804]

"act"

[@Ludviga]

It is absolutely not an act. These guys are in their mid 20s

[@jayric3060]

what do you mean? how does act here to you

[@faeancestor]

he seems fairly normal to me

[@realBarronTrump]

@@faeancestor sry buddy

[@JHouston62]

I’d love to see him do this for more of the guys, great content

[@sdudigumi]

He should chadfish & stacy/beckyfish people on there. See what people say to handsome males, and what the normies say to attractive women.

[@REGENERONDEALER]

DONT WIPE

[@nepgearhdd1157]

We need a show where Sam reviews women on Tinder like Nick reviews houses

[@grandmasterpapa374]

Chris it up!

[@Quentin94]

It's over for Western women...

[@n1ls53]

IT'S SHOWER

[@zackmatulis4094]

No bullshit I'm expeting a massive wake of sewer-cide attempts in the next decade from all these unfulfilled women

[@leo_the_v.3847]

Its joever

[@chrism4008]

Has been for 20 years

[@benjaminyoung9694]

Gotta pump up ya girls. Like a real man.

[@HelghastGrunt]

14:26 Holy shit, New England NJP boys putting in the work, even Sam and the guys came across it.

[@jermasbiggestfan7796]

Them, Tennessee, and North Carolina Supporter Groups put in great work!

[@nattiecraft]

Lmaooo starting an about me with “well it’s actually a long story…” this is why sam is top tier when it comes to comedy

[@ProjectRevoltNow]

I rewatched @11:47 like 20 times laughing my fucking ass off at his visceral reaction of disgust to that woman with the Justin Bieber haircut. XD

[@betterjustice6697]

5:07 "She's probably sweet, probably a good girl, Goodbye." XD

[@deathproof78]

Had a dream I was hanging out with Sam and crew and he was touting his new bit but he couldn’t come up with anything good. The whole crew was whispering to me things like “this happens all the time” and it was such a let down.

[@horsymandias-ur]

Yeah I had a dream I found his merch in a Goodwill and he was disheveled and trying to get me to buy it

[@heinoustentacles5719]

such is life

[@lanceb557]

Look into Tower #7 💣🏢

[@malooch]

"pull it"

[@zackmatulis4094]

Why are these israeli men dancing?

[@jayerbee7147]

Larry sylverstein ayeee

[@KB-vv8gr]

It's hard to see most of these women as actual people.

[@Ardepark]

You were trying to see them as people?

[@DeezN1892]

This sums up the average Sam Hyde viewer

[@LEEHTNMANLET]

Brutal

[@MinistryOfLove-]

@@DeezN1892yet here you are

[@worldcure7883]

​@@DeezN1892 I'm sorry your opinion on yourself is so low.

[@andrewblack5582]

Tinder is maliciously manipulating men’s perspective. Based on what you say, how long you swipe through or how much attention your giving, it will black list your account, so hacking up 50$ will give you the true experience of how women actual value you, instead of them never seeing your profile to begin with, which leads you to assume that’s hundreds of girls want nothing to do with a man that most of the time did nothing wrong to earn that feeling of soft rejection

[@BanditoBurrito]

The midwit Reddit bios are so mentally exhausting

[@ThrobbGoblin]

"Carving our initials into a tree is the most romantic way of letting you know I carry a knife 😜😜😜" So glad to be done with that nightmarish world.

[@draculinalilith396]

love the music, it makes me feel like im in a speedrun

[@kosco9658]

anyone know the song??

[@replicaacliper]

you find it? @@kosco9658

[@goodsamaritan8417]

Sam quick on the trigger when a fat woman shows on screen lmao

[@DanielHenrion]

Sam, you're working Chris to death. He needs an off day so he can make a Tinder and find a hot girlfriend named Sam.

[@detectivebloor4011]

12:41 JUMPSCARE WARNING

[@AlphaSlothins]

This was one of my favorite bits in the early stream days I could watch it for hours. AND DONT WIPE fucking sent me.

[@2013Arcturus]

Running an AD in the clip where he said to run an AD in the stream is pretty meta

[@BilltheFifth]

In all seriousness, it's tragic how completely feminism destroyed our women. Everywhere I go I see sloot after sloot after sloot. Barely dressed and you can tell they have terrible personalities. That's in person, online is even worse.

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

The Protocols Of the Elders Of Zion

[@peaceformula5830]

​@@Christoph-sd3ziOy Vey, Slava Ukraine until the Last Ukrainian! And also, Remember the Last of the Mohicans and Holocost

[@Slemki3elite]

This just isn’t true unless you’re going to bars/clubs then sure maybe

[@BilltheFifth]

@@Slemki3elite Do you live in a cotton candy house? 😄

[@burgre2965]

if you think literally everyone else has bad personality, it probably means youre the one with the bad personality

[@thecaffeinatednarwhal3990]

A Laotian classic!

[@lostone1677]

For the red, white, and blue!! Happy Fourth of July!

[@Kamology_]

Damn the chicks on here were so much worse than I would’ve expected. I suddenly feel very happy and comforted that I’m not on these apps. That looks like a nightmare

[@beganitdidnt6535]

yeah bro ur a winner bro! pat yourself on the back

[@beisolhof]

i seriously gotta get in on the editor's playlist dude. some of the music in sam's videos are pretty sick. reminds me of racing games i would play when i was but a tiny child.

[@reedjones6819]

sam creating the bumble profile is the closest we'll ever get to watching Beethoven write his music

[@ThePessimist]

tinder is only good for chadfishing

[@raloextraslabs7858]

Sam is the greatest that LLC is a game changer haha

[@halcyonzenith4411]

Tinder does a great service for men by listing all the toxic women in one convenient registry. The tree frogs even have a biography to warn you about the poison. The question is, how good is your reading comprehension?

[@stevelities4002]

Mr. Hyde, thank you for giving me a sense of reality.

[@Devdevbruh]

Tinder is the biggest Jaewish scam ever

[@Devdevbruh]

@budget88 We sure did. Europa The Last Battle is a must watch.

[@komisossoutsidi5801]

​@@DevdevbruhI chose not to watch it because it is long af and I have better things to do 😎

[@ArgonNoble]

@@komisossoutsidi5801Same but at least gloss over a few paragraphs: The Protocols of The Elders of Zion

[@komisossoutsidi5801]

@@ArgonNoble Oh I already read that piece of forged trash. Another waste of time.

[@beganitdidnt6535]

true but whos taking part in it? simps and women

[@CameronAllOneWord]

This is the second video that came up when I typed in “idubbbz”

[@ChildrenActingGuide]

I ain't messing with dating apps bruh. You got me messed up.

[@karoltv4390]

damn those old streams were hilarious after shooting wp2 maybe theyll come back with some of those

[@andreiiancu2501]

12:16 shoutout Yakub

[@ratqueen3809]

14:56 lol they 100% get it. they see one woman do it and they all follow suite because that means its ok now in their dog brain.

[@ratqueen3809]

@DripSeason Yep everything is about "fun" in their 20's. I'm sure theres a lot of people who think im dogging on women but it actually just frustrates me because of how alienating female socialization is and i can't relate to any of it. Also seeing beyond the veil that they're actually all depressed and insecure as hell

[@444-w8k]

the sound design was great, have this editor do all the clips now

[@Kehmicle]

cant wait to see the game announced on stream 😎 stickrpg2 music at 5:00 respect

[@synnrs]

happy someone else noticed it

[@TheTigerSalamanderKing]

Tinder: "We have a perfect match for you!" Perfect Match: -all photos of harlequinn cosplay- "Looking for a man to ruin my life." Wow, Tinder really gets me lol

[@gamersaroundtheworldunite3362]

This is cool I wish I was still allowed on tinder I got banned for pretending to be a girl and selling fake nudes when I was 17 I wish I had it now I’m a 21 male as it’s the only chance to meet the love of my life

[@backoffpeer]

If you keep swiping, you'll surely find a wifey

[@dogobgynz]

get a new phone number bro

[@anymoose]

Based

[@321Leviathan]

sir do not redeem the Tinder

[@TwoChin]

you're not finding the love of your life on tinder ):

[@robrick9361]

Every year, over 20 comedians go missing due to computer viruses. Please donate and help us put an end to it.

[@andreiiancu2501]

1:40 BASED

[@bobkin611]

I almost spewed my drink everywhere when he said “I’m comin’ for you. AND DON’T WIPE” one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time

[@MrSh4des]

9:15 I actually got an ad here.... is Sam's youtube actually monetized? We really are in the best timeline. Get them youtube shekels Sammy boy.

[@birdman9860]

Love the jungle dnb music while Jet did chat reads. Would be a cool sample

[@trteeerryfse-wy2ww]

You know the song???

[@replicaacliper]

tecton - derelict

[@currentcommerce4774]

I laughed way too hard at that closing card

[@clownworld4655]

Dating apps made me want to unalive myself. I genuinely hate wasting my time and money on women now

[@t_c4482]

Ovah

[@iunnox666]

Why does everyone use this "unalive" 1984 Newspeak shit instead of saying "kill" now?

[@MaxIgnoramus]

​@@iunnox666words like kill can trigger the censorship bot

[@clownworld4655]

@@iunnox666 you’re new here huh? Refer to what the guy above me said

[@ArgonNoble]

@@MaxIgnoramusOh wow. Didn’t know that. Thanks for the heads up

[@Lurker27819]

12:15 Yakub 🙏

[@Lua64]

"Now, Anna... is actually revolting."

[@heffe4257]

12:07 - Chick is either on acid or shrooms, pupils are like pennies. Sam’s reaction 😂

[@ultrawizardyeahyeahyeah]

Meth, fen, coke and salts could be possible too

[@rainynightz7573]

NiceD&B in the background .big ups 💯

[@potet94]

How has Sam not been banned from streaming yet?? He's a slippery dude.

[@lohroc1014]

someone on google must like him

[@__-bz7wh]

Top 3 stream revenues on the entire site, they give him some leeway

[@Ruggada]

@@__-bz7wh where did you find that stat?

[@__-bz7wh]

@@Ruggada You can just look it up I forgot the website

[@FedkaSlovanich]

they dont want to put themselves in a self defense situation

[@wubwubjourney]

Love listening to these guys for my relationship advice, can’t wait to watch some Rikishi weight loss advice videos after this

[@Sensorium19]

Sumo fan or just using the correct name because it sounds funnier?

[@demystify1567]

This bruh lashing out in the comments ! Hell naw 🚨

[@enochianwolf]

Tochinoshin retired I hate sumo now

[@chrism4008]

I certainly didn't elect to find sumo fans in here, wow! Hakkeyoi!

[@Sensorium19]

@@chrism4008 I usually follow Chris Sumo's channel for the commentary. Where do you follow the sport?

[@RightClickAnxiety]

Sam's advice on throwing off the glowies is 100% legit. It's easy.

[@boomynote]

t. glowie

[@TruthDoesNotExist]

drum and bass in the backround is fire