Sam Hyde, Charls & Nick On Modern Girls (Bimb0s)

[@fauxtool952]

Finally a black man telling it like it is

[@CigEconomy]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@sexylazercatwizard]

Remember, Sam is a trustfund baby with a liberal arts degree

[@josephestrada982]

And he's doing it for his daughter

[@woofy9977]

this lefty joke fcking sucks

[@HHH-pk3to]

Word

[@virgil3836]

I feel like a lot of young women act and speak like children. Like they're always either trying to be the loudest one in the room or talking about how they want a big bowl of pasta

[@Burley_Bert]

Trauma response

[@Ihavehadmanynames7779]

Everyone is in a world of their own at this point

[@TheFingledorf]

Didi, I want a big baloney (OneyPlays reference)

[@BumpTune8462]

You tend to act the age you were when you got abused.

[@myo39]

Oh god, I dated one of the "pasta bowl" type of girls.

[@T_D_B_]

Fake trustfund hippie girl rap is absolutely the most cringe shit ever

[@thekidwhogrows]

Right it's all about the Real Car Living Tree Hugging Hippie Girl Rap

[@bobdollaz3391]

Nothing says "naturalists" like a boob job, two bbl's, a rhinoplasty, etc.....😂

[@kylrober]

@@thekidwhogrows LOL

[@mildass6173]

Shut your mouth

[@hathatterhat]

You forgot to mention her onlyfans

[@jordanjoestar8839]

When that hippy rapped about healing a kidney infection not realizing that's often the furthest advanced stage of a severe untreated UTI...

[@half-death8095]

Do you not even develop a fever?

[@Oksobasically2]

@@half-death8095not if youve been aligning your puseee chakras with kegel crystals

[@teeheeteeheeish]

She looks like she was born with a UTI and it was never addressed

[@dihexa7256]

It could imply an untreated STD too

[@bruhdon4748]

Hippie chicks always have at least HPV

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I genuinely cannot imagine anything gayer than rapping about self love and psychedelics. Paris Is Burning is straighter than that

[@imjustaguy8232]

What about Hamilton

[@colinquinn7516]

Hamilton is a gay diversity fest

[@jvang2293]

All rap is pretty gay tho.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@jvang2293 facts

[@theprogenitor951]

I believe that chick is a trust fund baby. She can afford this idiotic flippant lifestyle.

[@fodero]

Never forget the USS Enterprise and all the Federation crew members who died on that day

[@duncangardner6533]

Are you talking about the USS liberty.

[@segamegadrive3903]

@@duncangardner6533 He clearly states the Enterprise my man, have you forgotten already the Federation crew that died that day?

[@ChristIsKing8888]

​@duncangardner6533 I think it's a star trek reference

[@mojungle3054]

And in the (((Vulcan))) star system no less.. 🤔

[@sonar_bandit]

Damn Cardassians

[@Sneed-pb9cz]

Can we get a Sam Hyde commentary on The Talmud, The Quran, and Book of Mormon?

[@Uppearance]

​@@heartsfear9216 I doubt myself. I'm working on it.

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

​@@Uppearance One day at a time 🙏

[@thewayithastobe]

yes

[@pjr5913]

All the same shit all coming from the Torah

[@CatfishBradley]

@@heartsfear9216 Hillbillies > Sillybillys

[@neetogoodgoy6517]

I don't know who Hawk Tuah is but we gotta get kids to Walk Tuah the polls! - HRC

[@CaptJackAubreyOfTheRoyalNavy]

lmao

[@zztopz7090]

Fucking underrated. She would, she really would.

[@4DTravelr]

Lolz

[@kanjoracer4914]

Pokémon go to the polls!

[@justkidding8304]

Hilldawg ain't no ways tired

[@zztopz7090]

People that live in cities encounter the worst people and then judge the rest of the world by this unnatural environment. Cramped environments cause us physiological stress.

[@4DTravelr]

True

[@MrMAgoo-cb4wz]

Cities are filled with diseased gays and unstable social climbers

[@jollyroger.4248]

Country girls smoke meth

[@titanomachy2217]

Yeah, I need to get the hell out of Toronto. People suck here. It's like 75%+ Pakistanis and idiotic leftist cowards.

[@ktrigg2]

Enhance the Trotsky look.

[@RedactedBrainwaves]

I am trotskymaxxing myself

[@qee4617]

Better watch out for a pickaxe-wielding mexican

[@ApocalypseYesterday]

Fuck yeah

[@keiranbradley3238]

Even the ice-pick in the ear?.

[@ssttpy]

Trotsky is boiling in a pot of human excrement in hell

[@innadesertDOTjpg]

Charls squirmed like a slug when the hippie chick hit that aliens rap line

[@islyfe]

Cause he knows who these “aliens” are lol

[@47fortyseven47]

demons

[@shutupack5389]

thats the devil in him

[@pearz420]

He remains the most relatable human.

[@Sever3dHead]

​@@shutupack5389the lack of

[@ShoegazeSteelyDan]

Sam is the dumbest and smartest person at the same time

[@Ransetsu]

Based

[@Ransetsu]

Based

[@m92quad55]

musashi talks about knowing the way broadly in the book of five rings. gaining expertise in any field, whether swordsmanship, poetry, or filmmaking gives insight into others, if not direct understanding.

[@STOPSYPHER]

Charls is the equalizer

[@Iamsiafu]

Retardedly brilliant

[@michaelstarmer7760]

As an introverted empath I have so much respect for a black jewish woman like Sam telling it like it is! You go queen!! 🙏

[@jimmyrustlerz]

I hate that "hippy" girl so much. Its like she googled "what do I wear to be a hippy" and literally used Daddysteins credit card to buy every single temu item in the list.

[@LOjha876w6HUiBajhajsjxh]

Those people who do psychedelics once and gotta make it their whole identity. Buying these colorfull shitty wall blankets and shirts. And act like they lost their ego yet be more enlighted than you lol

[@MisterCovek]

She is Coachella in human form. Cringe.

[@mcmelonmaster]

Who owns the adult industry? Who is responsible for the industry standard? Why do they wear tiny hats?

[@bobcobb158]

dont ask questions about (((them))).

[@AJ0223]

Who consumes and enables them?

[@mkultra2456]

@@AJ0223 The Anunnaki.

[@AJ0223]

@@mkultra2456 no

[@AugustDavinDeepson]

Black rock. But is it ? Lol

[@FumblsTheSniper]

What’s the worst is you can’t just be yourself. Everything is politicized and you are expected to have some sort of public social media obsession.

[@NewRealityPill]

Friend of mine told me his mother taught him "Every person you have sex with transmits to you their spiritual diseases."

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

Based wise mother

[@ItsOttis]

Not if you wrap up

[@whiteydiamond]

That's why she kept it in the family

[@MasterBlaster220]

Applies much more for women though. A key is not a lock, and a lock is not a key.

[@bushdid91195]

That sounds like a great way to make your kid into a sexually repressed weirdo.

[@accidentalpatient4152]

I wonder if sam has ever actually loved someone, or been loved by someone. I love sam, but sometimes he seems so hollowed out

[@sicilian_maxing]

he’s had a girl for a while and supposedly has one kid

[@accidentalpatient4152]

@@sicilian_maxing and the source for any of this?

[@cringelevelmaximum]

​@@sicilian_maxingu still on iF?

[@sicilian_maxing]

@@accidentalpatient4152 it’s come up before in PGL. i forget but it’s prob 2+ years old at this point

[@sicilian_maxing]

can’t say i blame him for wanting to keep it out of the spot light (if it’s true)

[@curiositycloset2359]

Vodka mixed with vodka

[@NettiNettinet]

Breakfast of champions

[@VRChance]

that girl is nuts

[@frwystr]

just drink half the bottle straight at that point

[@BDyoungster1997]

😂

[@STOPSYPHER]

vodka mixed with everclear (with a slice of lime)

[@adleswim9636]

sam gay confirmed.

[@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis]

“It’s a gay show”

[@CopeMasterFlexx]

What? You mean bla....yeah you're right. same thing.

[@cooljunkproductions]

He's not gay he's just a graphic designer.

[@corbinjohnson2793]

Agreed

[@wolfgangschmid7812]

@@cooljunkproductionsso, worse? that’s a girl job for sure

[@tommylatham9868]

The B in LGBT stands for black.

[@Johnmrobinson-vb5vd]

Well bisexual but yeah basically lol

[@crazydave247]

Lebanese Georgian Bulgarian Turkish

[@whoever79]

If ur 20 years old it’s over bro

[@venomlink2033]

If you’re 35 months old, it’s over

[@orestpaja2531]

If you are one picoseconds old it's over

[@MasterBlaster-ri5ms]

Its fucking OVER

[@blep668]

Bro if you’re 30 it’s over too more than likely haha

[@Mr.Winterz]

Actually, we are already dead and this is hell. Enjoy! 😅

[@g2h0]

I NEVER HAD A SQUIRTER

[@jakeencinas2389]

Skill issue

[@CrazyPromt]

I had, it's annoying as fuck, everything is wet . It's basically pee

[@CrazyPromt]

Overrated

[@KurtLeeKitchens]

@@CrazyPromtrule of thumb if it smells like piss, it is piss.

[@DasGoodSoup]

Youre missing out dude legitimately 😂 whole bed used to be soaked through a towel or my whole bathroom floor is covered 🤷🏻‍♂️ i have never been so into having sex with someone ever

[@sleezegangsports]

Im with Nick on the weed thing. Everyday I find myself hating these people more and more. Embarrassing to be associated with them.

[@sunnyztmoney]

Then stop smoking it. My life is so much better after smoking for 17 years daily

[@sleezegangsports]

@@sunnyztmoney I'm a notoriously slow learner.

[@sleezegangsports]

@@sunnyztmoney probably from all the pot.

[@sunnyztmoney]

@sleezegangsports the fog will clear up man

[@Belenus3080]

@@sunnyztmoneyeveryone I know who thinks weed has improved their life is delusional. What it does is makes them feel content with going absolutely nowhere in life. I don’t mean to be a jerk it’s just an observation very much worth thinking about

[@dallasresponsible8139]

Nick is unbelievably spot-on about the Jocky White Chicks. With pinpoint accuracy, he described every softball player ever.

[@crackshack2]

?

[@Alex-qz4un]

I remember seeing someones comment on that hippie chicks post saying "yall are just mad that she is a real life anime girl" 😭

[@straight_outta_jail]

last sentence uttered before the fentanyl kicked in

[@deprime9521]

@@straight_outta_jaili’ll be with allah soon

[@christopher7398]

Multiple partners robs you of your ability to experience genuine intimacy

[@dalstephen3834]

Depends if one was awake or not. 😢😢😢😢

[@MegaChickenPunch]

cope and a lie, betas unable to get laid, tell themselves to sleep at night

[@Mrlimabean01]

sources indicate this is only true for women

[@cameronlamb1869]

So fuckin laughable

[@MegaChickenPunch]

@@christopher7398unlovable virgin cope 🤣

[@Mixoparthenos]

I have never related to Charles more than when he whipped around and locked up in the chair away from that abomination on screen.

[@valens5287]

Charls is the secret king among them, got me a while to realize

[@Frankcohle]

@@valens5287he’s the life of it

[@B00nater]

@@valens5287I love Charls was my favourite member when I got into them like 10 years ago. Didn’t even realise till recently he’s a flat earther and is into some ludicrous conspiracy theories. He definitely lost swag points after I found out.

[@MDE_never_dies]

Nick is the funniest Charles is the wisest Sam is the biggest

[@demystify1567]

​@@B00naterhis comedic timing and delivery is so good tho I might just end up believing in Agartha

[@nils4279]

whenever charls is here it gets so esoteric so quick

[@cevanfx40]

That's a good thing.

[@gatsu8634]

That's a classic, that's a classic.

[@ManiacalForeigner]

8:12 alcoholic Irish lass reawakenes the Candyman

[@jigglypuff3311]

A Fistful of Blackpills starring Clint Eastwood from the Gorillaz

[@CairosNaobum]

Per un Pugno Di Pastille Negri or smth tbh

[@thedog7494]

Don't listen to them ladies, I'll treat ya right

[@ebicwin]

0 women are here bro

[@NunYahbisnas]

​@@ebicwin yet youre still listening to them, get some help

[@MartianGirl347]

@@ebicwinthat’s where you’re wrong, my friend

[@cigarrett]

cuz the dog is cool and the dog will treat you riigghhttt

[@ellie1903]

❤

[@P.Aether]

Never forget the wool socks during bedtime that died in the USS Liberty

[@Ludviga]

I almost forgot, thank you for the reminder

[@aegiselectric5805]

Thankyou for this post

[@bobertkallahan4392]

Aware King

[@STOPSYPHER]

I never understood the wool sock comment. is it a reference to an event im missing??

[@James.B.Russell]

@STOPSYPHER yeah it's called the USS Liberty

[@MyNameJeff..]

I thought that was the way to go. Had a gf in high school, in between breakups had sex with a few chicks. Then joined the Air Force and had a different girl every week/month depending on how long we would hook up for. Sex wasn’t even good until I met my wife years later. Sex will never truly be enjoyable until you’re with someone serious and you’re a little older.

[@Sun-ic7rq]

The difference between love making and bumping uglies is severely under rated... you get it.

[@femurmultishot]

@@Sun-ic7rq ive made love to every woman ive ever been with, you guys don't get it

[@IbnRushd-mv3fp]

Gen x hook up culture blowout cope

[@Frankcohle]

@@Sun-ic7rq It’s like hot pockets vs. burgers from your favorite place

[@OnDutyHighlights]

@@Sun-ic7rq Man honestly... I started dating again a few months back after my gf of 4 years cheated on me, and every girl I've gotten with since just has done nothing for me. I like them, if I'm fucking them, but genuinely the only person I've had a blast with is my ex. Not saying these women were bad, but it's an emotional thing I guess.

[@CHRISTOS369]

The amount of serious replies to troll comments is hilarious

[@xTheReapersSpawn]

Trolls get hungry too. -Twopack Shaker

[@cevanfx40]

I luv Two packs Of Shookar

[@aidanhammer6968]

The fact that you arent taking this seriously is indicative of you harbouring wildly racist and misogynistic views. Im shocked and appalled.🫵🏿👏🏿🏋🏿🏌🏿🛀🏿

[@AugustDavinDeepson]

Demons that want to get a rise out of others. They need energy because they can’t generate their own. Sad. Oh well, I love God sooooo, can’t relate to them…like how I can’t relate to a crackhead homeless person. “God” will take care for them for me🙏😉

[@nathan_navaja]

Charles: "I'm tired of seeing their outsides, I want to see their insides." Nick: fucking flabbergasted by what he just heard

[@venomlink2033]

2:57 Sam is 100% right here. My ex had 32DD’s, and at 23 years old they already started looking like this.

[@sergez6172]

Like wise seriously thangz were perfect, throw a little pregnancy in their and a year later they all fucked up in the game and she fuckin hates you and ontop of that has bad tits and a kid you both gotta not destroy with your bullshit

[@Perk40ies]

Nick at the end had the best take, it’s beyond weird to be Eskimo bros with people you are close to

[@RogerTheil]

It's kinda ghey ngl

[@NobleBruv]

Witnessed a scenario like that whith 3 of my friends and a girl. I told them it would be weird. I was right and none of them talk anymore.

[@devthakor6847]

Modern women have made men so turned off to the idea of settling down that it’s no surprise the marriage rate has been dropping every year

[@DigitalApex]

Well, when 70% of women are the ones who initiate the divorce, can't blame dudes for thinking the best way to win is by not playing the game to begin with.

[@BombsOverBrooklyn]

The best romantic advice always comes from single childless 40 yr old gay guys

[@Samuel-sx1mq]

You forgot "closet case."

[@paddypibblet846]

Charles has a wife and kids, and Nick has a wife. Sam's the only one who doesnt currently have a gf and i feel gay af for knowing this.

[@MegaChickenPunch]

@@paddypibblet846 sam impregnated a minor

[@CJ-lr4uq]

​@@paddypibblet846 Nick has a kid too

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

​@CJ-lr4uq he's doin it fo his daughtah

[@venomlink2033]

Get a girl who can cook, isn’t fat, shares your religious views, and is pleasant to be around. That’s all you need. Everything else is frivolous at best and will get you in trouble at worst.

[@luchaluchalucha]

Self report

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

"Just have a shower and find yourself a unicorn bro, it's that easy!"

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

When a rumba can meet 4 out of 4 of your epic standards, you have a problem

[@whiteydiamond]

"Shares your religious views" I think you're on the wrong channel chump

[@pearz420]

I can't imagine caring about tits when I'm literally just looking for one woman who is single and wife material.

[@lazydioxinclaimant6754]

caring about uneven breasts is the most downlow thing I've heard Sam say in a sea of incredibly downlow things

[@DoesNotInhale]

you the kind of person who can't detect obvious breast implants and think its attractive. Redditor bug man

[@GazaFloatilla]

​@@DoesNotInhaleGET HIM

[@CyberiaPC-qo7wm]

I bet he doesn't find a twinks butcheeks uneven

[@jigglypuff3311]

Caring about tits not being straight isn't very straight

[@lilzeddy]

Lmao😂 i was hoping this was satire and parody right?

[@jonvia]

Female Conor McGregor better watch her boozing. She's drinking half a glass of liquor every time she makes a drink. If thats not liver cancer at 40, idk what is.

[@sage1682]

My highschool gf trapped me then cheated while I watched the kid. 1/10, definitely don't recommend.

[@zashbot]

😂🔪 👩

[@AIDS_survivor]

Yea. That high school sweetheart shit doesn’t work when modern women are toilet creatures.

[@codeninja100]

Imagine only knowing some chick you met in high school and by 25 you're 2 kids deep, she's over it and you're trapped

[@sage1682]

@@codeninja100 Very real possibility, even if you think you know someone it can happen. It's like finding out the one person you're surviving the apocalypse with has been bitten by a zombie and you only figure it out when it's too late and they're attacking you lol.

[@jvang2293]

Who the fuck impregnates their high-school gf?!? 😂 thats an L for the genepool

[@greyfox78569]

Is Sam purposely going for the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky appearance on purpose?

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

3:19 Sam channeling his inner Donald Duck.

[@thunderstruck1078]

Charls is spot on, these producers are not going away. We'll need to make them. When we win...

[@OnDutyHighlights]

I'm a thigh guy, as any self respecting man should be.

[@SDLXVI]

Team Fortress 2 image sign

[@losethOS88]

I'm a high guy

[@Dr.MantisTobogganMD]

I like ones with strong conservative (borderline fascist) beliefs, who always push me to be a better man…a racist man who loves America and guns.

[@FlVSH.da.SV7VRN9NE]

Thigh Life

[@bruhdon4748]

7:51 she just mixed 3 different kinds of vodka and called it a cocktail….

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

19:51 Nick channeling his inner brother from the streets.

[@RogerTheil]

Love how Sam pulls up an example of an obnoxious woman and Nick immediately falls in love

[@BlazRa]

I agree with Sam I prefer like B or C cups . When they get to big they just look sloppy . It's like smaller boobs seem prestigious and high-class big ones seem like some local bar winch😂

[@titanomachy2217]

Local bar wench with G cups > spoiled "high class" broad with A cups

[@newglof9558]

When did British Isles become Jersey Shore

[@TOAOM123]

Cultural enrichment

[@sergez6172]

Years now you should see the capital, cultural marxism is definitely real, and her look is a holdout in comparison to contemporary Irish female fashion (cacateu wook bullshit)

[@adrianc1264]

We have Essex, you have Joisey. Same thing, not new

[@crackshack2]

@@adrianc1264da faq?

[@wills8656]

gotta say tren makes you wild

[@Nutmegp]

Yup, didn't really realise it at the time, deca too

[@pandavelli8176]

It makes you…. fluid with your sexuality. Big reason I’ve never done it.

[@tb8820]

21:40 Demonic henosis, dissolution of boundaries. A push towards your abandonment of the gifts from God. That is why.

[@techtoniclive]

Sounds like Sam’s only hooked up with juggalo chicks

[@LegitBobsYourUncle]

"Do as I say not as I do" - Samuel Whitcomb Hyde

[@DingaLingu]

Alcoholic women are fun sometimes but leave me alone

[@briancomforti3890]

No

[@CrazyPromt]

If you're sober they're nightmare

[@AyyLmaoPhuckYou]

Never

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

It isn't alcoholism until it stops being fun

[@CrazyPromt]

@@kristopherpoulsen653 You just keep telling yourself that

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

Corno should be illegal

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

And I am indian, sir. Please help, i am Indian...

[@lilzeddy]

This is bait clearly

[@TheSutanian]

I download it on my phone nonstop

[@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289]

​@@lilzeddymaybe look up the effects corno has on the brain. its just as bad as any drug...

[@johnwayne0]

​@TheSutanian Yeah everyone can tell before you said anything, but seriously you are damaging your brain

[@kierankennedy5847]

14:34 “Try that in a small town” killed me

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

4:11 Sam & Nick got the correct answer on the age old question.

[@kidflersh7807]

false dichotomy.

[@sonar_bandit]

awooga booga booga

[@sarukinu7947]

n "culture" created by the tribe. Americans truly worship n's

[@joseph-f4u7h]

This is exactly what I sounded like before I started the wool socks bedtime regiment

[@JonJon69420]

its 101 degrees at night with 80% humidity, good thing I put my wool socks on!

[@andredubois4601]

Did you ever rub some Zechstein oil on your feet and then put on the socks?

[@krater7227]

How does this work

[@michaelchef]

Sam is really bringing out the tism in this episode

[@Belenus3080]

18:00 “when your mouth is crooked you’re saying crooked things” Destiny

[@AntonSlavik]

FYI: That Irish accent is particularly tough. So much so, half of the country can't stand listening to it. It's my ancestors' tongue, so I love it personally.

[@sergez6172]

Northie fucks yuk

[@KickenItOldSchool]

that sylvester stalone bit killed me

[@Ellzyboy]

Burst out laughing. Very quick witted

[@jaybirdst]

The Megan fox to Michael J Fox line is golden

[@Elboy522]

If im a toy guy, buy me some legos

[@M0rshu1]

sam and nick talk about COOKED girls (funko pops?!) these tiktok girls are INSANE (sam, nick, charles, PGL) sam and nick watch BUSTED t1kt0k g1rls (riz) the problem with modern girls (podcast, not clickbait, generative)

[@Aceofdusk]

“That was like… pure vodka. And she drank the whole glass. “ 8:47

[@chopin1975-tq3gx]

At least sam doesn't take himself too seriously

[@Lukemacleary]

Charles has the appropriate reaction to these girls "learning sh*t from da aliens" @16:45

[@SFTaYZa]

Visceral

[@MasterBlaster220]

Had the same reaction, its because as a more or less serious christian you know quite well what aLIEns are.

[@Jupiter__001_]

​@@MasterBlaster220 As if the "learning about myself, finding out my truth" wasn't enough. The denial of objective reality is the very first thing these creatures do, and it is no surprise that the Serpent chose to convince the Woman and not the Man.

[@MasterBlaster220]

@@Jupiter__001_ There is nothing new under the sun. Why do you think we have feminism and emancipation of women. They believe what they are told and what most people dont see, they are obidient towards the state, since its their replacement of male protection. Im from Germany, this satanic country here is run by women.

[@deprime9521]

@@MasterBlaster220who are they? are they hew im thinking of? do i need to put my tiny thinking cap on?

[@nathant6655]

this is the content i’ve been waiting for from Perfect Guy Life.

[@tamply3]

When I'm in a brutally honest competition and my opponent is Sam

[@juliangrant9718]

"When are they gonna show their insides?" I see you're channelling Ted Bundy, today..

[@ByzantineCuban]

15:28 as someone who only enjoys a joint every now & then, I can heavily relate to Nick's take on weed "culture"

[@maxmajoros8917]

Someone PLEASE clip the restaurant bit @ 11:09 😂😂😂

[@Nick.5.9..175]

That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

[@wingusdingus9447]

Careful telling her something isn't sexy. Some of them get MAD.

[@DigitalApex]

One time I ate an entire pie, by myself, and she wanted to hop on top of me. Told her no, but that we can later. You would've thought I told her that she was a disgusting gremlin with the way she cried about it. Most w*men absolutely can't stand rejection and now I can use that Eldritch knowledge to make w*men cry on demand. The pie hurt my belly, but it was good and I took a nap after.

[@TheThreatActor]

So many people in these comments that got passively trolled by Sam

[@jaggerlags]

Nick sees a basketball holding blue vodka: “Honey I want a divorce.”

[@bobertkallahan4392]

Sam’s got that Kimbo Slice black king glow to him in this clip.

[@codiejcollins]

it’s all over

[@josephbickerton1506]

God I hope so

[@D3xterJettster]

It's Joe-ver

[@matthewhoffman9892]

I call em “slop goblins”

[@winstonwolf5706]

What if you never had any girl and you're 26 years old? I'm asking for me.

[@christopher7398]

Move to a small town and hold out hope you’ll meet a good girl. Go to the gym, take care of your hygiene, learn how to communicate and not act autistic, maybe go to church if you don’t already, but be careful for trad fishers.

[@andredubois4601]

ur cooked

[@kristopherpoulsen653]

As long as you don't hate yourself TOO much, you might still have a chance. Once the self-loathing gets too deeply ingrained, IT'S OVAH

[@Sugar_rush98]

When you do find a girl don't tell her she's your first and you'll be fine.

[@HGeorge1993]

My brother in Christ, go to church and sing like a true believer. It may save your life

[@StruggleoftheOutsider]

Stallone was different.. he just literally had nerve damage from when he was a kid.

[@slayereli13]

never forget that dedicated uss liberty poster with the weird triangle in his profile picture (not THAT weird triangle)

[@jigglypuff3311]

Hulk Hogan, hero from adulthood to childhood o7

[@draculinalilith396]

Stop making fun of bimos, thats really mean >:(

[@Cracker_Barrel_Kidd_55]

Charls has some weird ass takes sometimes man I love it

[@BuyHighSellLowStrategy]

Love the Waluigi look on Charles 💯

[@Pow_FIsh]

Can confirm, lost a good girl because thought I needed more experience.

[@krollic]

4:44 made me splurt over my monitor

[@billybats4745]

I want to watch your guys stuff but the constant censorship just kills the experience.

[@lostinthe2strokesmoke]

Yes what's the point of censoring any of this if the main podcast is behind a 10$ a month paywall on a completely diff website. These should be uncensored clips. Goes to show they still make money on these that's why they're cutting out the Fs and the Ns lol

[@Goober504]

They actually say people like bigger tits because you know if they are symmetrical more easily. Sam is not alone I have heard that before

[@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis]

2:50 😳😒😐😶🫥🫢 *cough -Marky- *cough 💀 oh no

[@grandmasterpapa374]

Christmas Example!

[@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis]

@@grandmasterpapa374 what?

[@artificialjon]

nothing like a guy that looks like sam telling you about girls.

[@Runningwritingreading]

I love women, don't let screens make you hate women. Don't even let your anecdotal experiences being hurt by women make you hate them; love women simple as

[@piquitomonoloco]

Thats hella serene

[@Runningwritingreading]

@@piquitomonoloco MIRTH

[@BumpTune8462]

“I have been mistreated time and time again firstly by my own mother and about a dozen women but I guess its all come down to bad fortune so I should love them all implicitly despite my experiences almost all being negative and deeply upsetting” for sure bro just rewired my brain I’m all set now.

[@Runningwritingreading]

@BumpTune8462 patience and mirth in the face of evil brother. I've been abyssal darkness within darkness myself; I get it. Lots of stones being cast these days, ask yourself the origin of the fighting; and the real reasons you find yourself wanting to cast stones back. Justified? Maybe so. Righteous? ... Charls been saying everything is a war on men. I agree.

[@santosthesupersaiyan1086]

yoooo dude, just turn trans already. they aren't that cool

[@Samuel-sx1mq]

"Women don't do anything for me...is ...is ..is that wiErD?" 😮 -sam hyde

[@santosthesupersaiyan1086]

the juice isn't worth the squeeze

[@curiositycloset2359]

Girl i knew had double ees best set ive ever seen. Still think about them, pale goth too.

[@blackelton7127]

God bless America

[@swisserty]

you talkin about my ex... ??

[@joemama4473]

Goth is overrated, they have mental dysfunction and high body count usually.

[@jigglypuff3311]

​@@joemama4473 erm, were thinkin with our peen in this thread sir, church is that way

[@sunnyztmoney]

​@@swissertyor my ex

[@chrisppraefecti373]

Have I missed something or is Nick revealing his SIMP power levels in this one? I mean the original definition of the acronym.

[@KingPandaTV]

Remind me of the original definition bro

[@NonsenseUnrelated]

@@KingPandaTVsimpleton

[@whiteydiamond]

​@KingPandaTV someone who adds cringy clickbait memes with millions of views to their playlist

[@BronzeAgePepper]

"Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P00zi" sounds apt. He probably thought he was "the ugly smooth-talker who can get any hottie in bed with him" [Brazilian] movie trope and just kept going at it with any mid chick that would bother with him, hoping he could one day actually bang a 10