Golden Lagoon Starscream: Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews 230

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[@chadderbug7587]

"Just let me make a whole combiner out of Skywarps, you cowards!" That may be a perfect idea for a set of Customs-

[@KRJayster]

We're so close to being able to have a team of Starscream combiners too. We've got the torso combiner, this golden boy, and a clear "ghost" version, plus a Thrust from the Unicron trilogy. Just imagine the sheer ego and self-loathing combined into one being from a King Starscream combiner…

[@matam13]

@@KRJayster You forget the shattered glass collector club starscream and fuck! now I want them all ! Thank Adam for corrupt my brain.

[@matam13]

I hate having to say this, but I think someone should consider doing an Armada Starscream Combine Wars!

[@KRJayster]

@@matam13 *snaps fingers! Ah! I knew I was forgetting one of them, because we were only missing one limb or something like that.

[@jo-jo_da_one15yearsago]

We got skywarp, skywarp, skywarp, skywarp and skywarp

[@soundblaster1987reviews]

Here's an idea: since the gold covers all the actual colours, how about you just retcon this as Golden Lagoon Skywarp instead of Starscream? At least then, you'd have a Skywarp from this mold.

[@pog2444]

wait that's actually smart

[@masterfarr8265]

@@pog2444 and thundercracker.

[@masterfarr8265]

and Sunstorm

[@wyattewalker217]

@@masterfarr8265 and literally any seeker in existence :)

[@kaelenkerr3509]

Nachelle!

[@old_man_dunsparce]

Thew: "Has there ever been a story about gold that WASN'T cautionary" Me: *slowly rears my head at my Brutaka standing on my shelf*

[@TertonSFM]

Yeah Brutaka became a bit fishy, didn't he.

[@KureiSS5]

that feels like a bionicle reference, is that a bionicle reference?

[@BlitzkriegOmega]

@@KureiSS5 it's a Bionicle Reference.

[@nathangaspar4989]

Hold up, how the hell is this comment a day old when the video premiered an hour ago?

[@ToaArcan]

@@nathangaspar4989 Videos go up early for Patrons.

[@Skullgrin.]

This figure's almost as golden as you, Thew!

[@nujevad28]

Well, Thew is a treasure.

[@prophet89]

Very wholesome. I approve.

[@thecheese4255]

Darkest episode ever That ending is just brutal

[@RXQ1jj]

you're setting the bar really low

[@Skullgrin.]

@@RXQ1jj Don't be mean!

[@tomjames9681]

In the wise words of TF Prime Knockout: “Ooooh Shiiiiiny”

[@TheNynjspider]

Thew:"Why would you not update it for the reissue." Just wait Thew. Juuuust wait!

[@dodgyb2001]

Surely "Just Thew wait!"?

[@prime9908]

Waiit???

[@78shaweyes]

Thew: "Has there ever been a story about gold that WASN'T cautionary?" Me: Revenge of the Cybermen?

[@domtaylor1887]

Yeah. In that story, gold was used as a method of defeating the Cybermen. So, in a way, gold was kind of the unsung hero of the story. I do appreciate a good Doctor Who reference.

[@ryanspees2857]

HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE!

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I mean, it was cautionary for the Cybermen. And it's not like the Cybermen are affected by gold anymore anyway.

[@redthree603]

The cursed golden Starscream that gives its owner an existential crisis. Very good review, I really enjoyed those Au-mazing puns of yours!

[@mechamax7919]

3:43 Jazz: "Found that human who reviews our toys." Cliffjumper: "What's he reviewing now?" Jazz: "Some over-chromed Starscream in gold." Cliffjumper: "Okay then."

[@MadDemon64]

"Knights of the Gold Republic" is now my favorite line to utter from your mouth.

[@ethanontheinternet9415]

3:06 I love how instead of taking a photo of the figure in its combiner wars leg mode, Thew just wrote "leg"

[@aaronbill3]

Damn this video had some love put into it. The stuttering edits and the bit at the end “I should call mum” are both hilarious and I’d love to see more of that style of joke

[@CUniverse]

The Beachcomber "we won" scene is December 2020 in a nutshell

[@shadowscribe]

Awesome episode. It's a little weird they keep trotting the Golden Lagoon out. A little funny they worked in non vac-metal parts so it can survive being a toy, and it gets knocked for it.

[@NoirRaven]

It just doesn't look right without it being entirely chromed. Though why can't they invent a plastic that has that kind if shine that doesn't require an extra coating???

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@NoirRaven Plastic itself can't be that metallically reflective. Plastic gets its color from additives and metalic colors come from adding metal. To get it perfectly chromed and not have it wear off of the joints to the point of hideousness, you would need to just make the whole thing out of golden metal. Also to get that shiny it would need to be polished, since it doesn't cast perfectly smooth.

[@dukespino4990]

@Mr. Al who knows. Its weird whats weirder is when they made him into a leader of a bunch of blue robots, and then made color squadrons too. Like knock off green lanterns. Takara. Weird, but ya gotta love them

[@misterbadguy7325]

@Mr. Al Lucky Draw in general likes the "do the figure in a different color" method. It's a good way to create a toy that's striking and cool, but also easy for them to make, but also a toy where their fans won't lynch them for only making ten of them.

[@BenjiJayGeeJay]

If I was the baby Jesus getting this from one of the wise men... I'd be the baby Jesus

[@KilosFoxo]

and the floor is made of floor

[@BenjiJayGeeJay]

@@KilosFoxo and the goat is made of goat

[@The_Wandering_Nerd]

What's next? Are they going to repaint all the figures red to call back to that Hate Plague episode?

[@dodgyb2001]

@Mr. Al TFwiki is the best wiki.

[@jazzgb9469]

Cosmic Powered Starscream is side eyeing his golden cousin

[@Ye_DbzMan]

The combined version of all skywarp it would be called SKYGIANT

[@Anton-de5vu]

Ok, “violence rave” is one of the rawest things I’ve ever heard

[@myoldhandlewasmadewheniwas9]

Midas wasnt originally cautionary! It was a story to explain how gold flakes came to be found at the bottom of streams and rivers, with how he rids himself of the power.

[@sixsaber0039]

Well this episode was an absolute golden experience

[@Anton-de5vu]

Found a fellow Bionicle fan in here and now a fellow jojo fan.

[@miguelarmenta8933]

Dont be ashamed for the "AU Yeah" joke, i was dying and i live for this puntastic videos , keep it on bud

[@mechanwhal6590]

Someday I want to see a line of Transformers that are completely different from any that came before. An Optimus that turns into a monster truck, a Bumblebee that turns into a bee, a helicopter Windblade, that sort of thing. I want proof that HasTak aren't unnecessarily limiting themselves.

[@Swivelbot]

bumblebee can't actually turn into a bee because of trademark law

[@mechanwhal6590]

@@Swivelbot Then maybe a wasp, or a hornet? Hey, they all sting!

[@misterbadguy7325]

@@mechanwhal6590 Well, specifically, they can't make a Bumblebee toy that turns into a bee for the same reason they can't make a character who turns into a car and then name him Car. You can't trademark something under a name that is just what that thing is - this is called a descriptive trademark. This is because if the trademark office let it through, then Hasbro would own the rights to "toys named Bumblebee that are bees", and could try to sue anyone putting out a toy based on a bee that uses the word "bumblebee" in its packaging or marketing. Which is, obviously, not a great outcome. Conversely, it's okay for them to own a trademark on "toys named Bumblebee that are robots that turn into yellow cars", because in that case, anyone else putting out a yellow robot car named Bumblebee is clearly ripping them off.

[@Green24152]

imagine if we get a return to Energon Bulkhead's altmode in this hypothetical line

[@TheRealHiboman]

Watching this in 2023 and imagining the glorious shimmer of the polish job Thew would have it he did this vid today :)

[@nickbell8353]

"I should call my mum..." YES YOU SHOULD!!!!

[@KrytenMark]

Sure, like Starscream didn't want enough attention as it is. Now he's gone and made himself all golden! Well the jokes on him, because Gold Plastic Syndrome exists. ^.^

[@christophersichler98]

Not anymore. The last figure to have Metallic Plastic Syndrome was ROTF Stratosphere and not every ROTF Stratosphere got it. Hasbro and TakaraTomy have completely solved the Metallic Plastic Syndrome problem by now.

[@KrytenMark]

@@christophersichler98 Oh, okay then. Fair enough. :) Still, it's fun to joke about this anyway, just to scare Starscream. X3

[@domtaylor1887]

@@christophersichler98 I legit didn't know that.

[@QueenStodge]

This has got to be one of your best ever reviews. Loved the Au pun and the "ehhhh". It's just so good

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

Why must you remind me of that Armada Prime that's never getting made? I was so hyped.

[@kirbyfanprime]

I've been fighting the onset of existential dread a lot these last few weeks, and this was a right punch in the gut to me. Great video, though.

[@hugopearce346]

Lets not forget, after Beachcomber has his poignant moment the upbeat Transformers end theme plays

[@alexturner5717]

The “I should call mum” gag made me choke I was laughing so hard lol

[@PeppermintMocha]

I really enjoyed the editing on this one! It definitely helped the humor, and you actually nailed the (pardon the pun) goldilocks zone between "too much" and "too sparse". Great episode!

[@louu2u516]

Love the "You're dying" skit 😂

[@rddragon5]

Angles of Thew's room I never thought I would see!

[@mahoutsuguy863]

The "Au yeah" joke was gold, sir. PURE GOLD.

[@isaandreso215]

That's fine and all but where's my cosmic rust version Rodimus from Animated? >:(

[@abloodcorpse3318]

"Now with rust plastic syndrome for realistic crumbling-to-dust action!"

[@Liowen]

I was amazed during Combiner Wars that there wasn't a "seeker" combiner with Starscream as the main body, could have even gave it a crowned on its head and called it Seeker King.

[@noelleholiday61]

Or gone full tacky pun and called it "Seek King"

[@Liowen]

Yeah I couldn't think of anything honestly what to call it, well maybe Sky King.

[@PhelesDragon]

This was legitimately baffling, especially when you consider Starscream is undisputed king of repaints and Combiner Wars was the same for retools...

[@synkro234]

That gag of you at the desk and looking down st him then saying you need to call your mom literally had me burst out laughing and man I needed that after feeling sick the past few days, thank you so much thew, keep the fun plastic talk a coming, we all need the escape these day.

[@thecmoose4754]

That stuttering bit where he ran himself through every editing trick under the sun was golden.

[@TheBernito2]

''What have you done DEREK?'' giggled not to miss anything, gone back to it and laugh!

[@theveryoriginalgamer532]

Don’t mind me, I’m just waiting for my Spinister to arrive because I have no decepicons.

[@theveryoriginalgamer532]

@@TheGreatMeme ok thanks I see what I can do, might even do a review because why not 🤷‍♂️

[@zafool4997]

Spinster is good, and is transformation is wack

[@serbianslav5494]

1:07 For those who don't understand, this toy has golden paintjob, and the symbol for gold in the periodic table of elements is Au. Thew must have been aware of that and made the "Au yeah" joke.

[@TheLazyEyebrow]

The periodic table pun got me pretty good ngl haha

[@zetamagnus101]

Golden Lagoon has to be one of my favorite episodes.

[@erickarriola8901]

I loved that episode, one of the only ones with a unique ending

[@silverthorn9759]

It looks like the ungodly love-child of Starscream and C3-PO.

[@sbushido5547]

Thew's videos are good for a soul-crushing reminder of mortality, if nothing else.

[@themerrymaker7144]

The line about starscreams gun looking edible has made me dub this color plastic “Hershey gold” based around that run of golden chocolate bars they had a few years ago

[@internetjesus]

All of the Combiner Starscreams are beautiful in their own way and I am glad to have them.

[@AhoyImHarker]

In the defense of this release, it DOES chronicle the absolute funniest episode of TF that I've happened to see

[@universalflamethrower6342]

The episode is hillarious, the Girl Who loved powerglide is equally funny

[@louisthibaudeau2504]

If I had this figure, I would make it my Christmas tree topper, because you always need a golden STARscream at the top of your Christmas tree.

[@krinsyn6396]

yooo that is some stellar editing! and I lol'd at the Zoolander ref XD nice work! "either it's meaningful or it's not" sums it up well

[@manoflego123]

The puns and editing of this episode is just phenomenal, I'm honestly shocked this channel does have more subs

[@Bobsheaux]

*_YOU'RE DYING_* "I should call Mum." If I was drinking something, that would've gotten a spit take out of me. lol

[@jacoboverholt9038]

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DERRICK?" *giggles*

[@javivaki]

"The gun looks edible." Bruh, titan returns/legends Chromedome looks like an icecream flavor.

[@adawnicusautocon]

7:55 That alone sounds so awesome, I want that to be a thing! The ULTIMATE SKYWARP

[@sneal1313]

3:41 absolutely killed me

[@SwaggerYT4142]

Just imagine for a moment, Unite Warriors Clear Boi Screamer, Shattered Glass Jetfire Screamer, Golden Drip Screamer, an actual regular CW Deluxe Starscream, and POTP Screamer body all mangled into one hell of a cowardly behemoth. It sounds glorious.

[@HeresWhyItsCool]

Glad to know even Jazz and Cliffjumper watch Thew from Moonbase One (blink and you'll miss it)

[@PyrozPlayground]

The part at 3:53 needs to be the tagline for Transformers from now on. "It's a Transformer. Shit's gotta move." lol

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

So I found out the other day while rewatching Beast Wars on Tubi, that on his way back from Korea my dad got my brother and me each authentic gold Takara Transformers. Granted this was way back in, I want to say 97 maybe 98, and he doesn't know what happened to them since. And this video kinda reminded me of that.

[@bovinleephann]

Thew is slowly transforming back into Thew circa 2013

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

By the way, Stan Bush still got it, never lost it, and I wasn't even born until '98!

[@douglas2057]

"Au Yea!" I laughed until I choked. Why, Thew, Why!?!

[@dankmegatron313]

1:38 They got the cool got the cool shoe shine

[@darthwinsor]

I think Hasbro figured out the formula for preventing GPS. According to the wiki, the last instance of anyone reporting on it was in 2009.

[@BoisegangGaming]

Called it that Thew was going to ask for a full Skywarp combiner. Third parties and knockoffers, get on it! The man must have more!

[@danmccarthy4700]

BRUH the AU pun was BRILLIANT.

[@Kiddiecraft]

3:41 Thew.exe stops working

[@CoffeePhilosophy]

How did you take a figure that has no meaning to me and make an awesome video?!?! You’re the best!

[@DalekTheSupreme]

I want the absolute madman who has this, Unite Warriors Grand Galvatron, POTP Starscream, that Shattered Glass Starscream Combiner limb, and the Botcon 2016 Terrorsaur to make a complete Combiner out of Starscream and his surrogates.

[@kylelangdon6724]

Someone is already working on a custom Power of the Primes Skywarp with a team of Skywarp limbs.

[@sterlingm.animations3736]

Your reviews always seem to drop whenever I need them most, thanks for being awesome!

[@cybersilver5816]

Ooh, the rare left side of Thew shot! Plus a free existential crisis!

[@shindoushuichi0287]

Yay! Great vid! God they really had their pick of molds for starscream and they didn’t even go with one that looks like his classic G1 mold!

[@alexlemonds2838]

I'm gonna pretend this is Bitstream who, aiming to get revenge after Acid Storm dissed his nerdy computer skillz, took an Electrum soak but, unlike most, he soaked long enough that it's permanent. Now he's become the same kinda smug prick he hated.

[@drillsharkprince2982]

I’m fairly sure the gold soundwave was sold with some stickers as Lincoln Park merch after Chester died

[@natethegreat5968]

He has posted!!!!!

[@deadmemes1732]

It says some comments are from yesterday but I just got a notification

[@DumpsterK4tproductions]

I mean if we ARE doing this whole looking back thing, maybe you should include poor Jazz

[@sontohartono]

Fuck, now you've got me thinking, WAS there ever a story about gold that wasn't cautionary?

[@daverage4729]

Starscream is a god...THE GOLDEN GOD...Love an "always sunny' reference :)

[@deang5386]

I would of been totally keen for a Thundercracker repaint of that mold. Ended up using two Dreadwinds and two Darkwings for my Galvatronus combiner.

[@Octo-Genius]

lmao that shot at the end of watching your own video, going cinematic and fancy with it. love it

[@Dragonsbane025]

Considering the episode and the availability of a particular mold I'm surprised (and wallet relieved) they didn't release an Omega Supreme.

[@DeathInTheSnow]

Those two colours - it looks like a Werther's Original being squeezed out of the wrapper.

[@awesomeguy9513]

Ok so a repaint I wanted from the starscream deluxe figure is a skywarp and Thundercracker. The power of the prime line had a starscream voyager combiner it was something not good but sometimes and there was Dreadwind and black wing for legs then you could have skywarp and Thundercracker as arms and have a “seeker” combiner but for some odd reason or another we didn’t get them which feels like a missed opportunity

[@ToyRanno]

You're killing it Thew

[@ricdavid]

This is a special kind of naff all on its own. A category of one. "Naff as that expensive gold Starscream that didn't even use a mold anyone would recognize as Starscream", the kids'll say.

[@chancylvania]

1:42 made them impervious to laser guns…as if they basically weren’t before.

[@pixelman6193]

*looks at blue oyster cult coming back* some of the old coming back is great

[@criticalidiot3372]

poor beachcomber probably joined the autobots to protect wildlife and then they destroyed his lagoon

[@TomMSTie1138]

OMG, I love "HIDING FROM THE NOW!"

[@HashbrownMashup]

Gold Plastic Syndrome hasn't been a thing since the 2000's. The most recent figure I'm aware of that's had it is Energon Scorponok.

[@connorholland4539]

Movie Prototype Starscream had it too. But nothing since 2007

[@noobishanimations1809]

3:41 Little did Thew know that the autobots were spying on him all along, hoping that his nerdyness on transformers can help them save cybertron....

[@JacobHillSBD]

I would love to see a Skywarp Combiner, and we could call him *BIG SKYWARP*

[@HellfireKitten25]

I had a smile on my face from start to finish while watching this.

[@Samo-sn5yt]

I LOVED the editing in this one! Got strong JobbyTheHong vibes in that last little clip of you watching yourself. Love it!

[@rydergoodrich3346]

Well now I need a rock to sit on like Beachcomber given that some of that end monologue

[@caffeinedelusions]

Honestly, Power of the Primes should've done a Seekers combiner. Just use the Starscream torso, do Skywarp and Thundercracker as his arms, and the Coneheads as his legs.