Knockoff Beatdown: Ruination | Thew's Awesome Transformers Reviews 170

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[@ChrisMcFeely]

Bored Trooper looks to be a Reverse Convoy, with swivelly head but no cannon!

[@mr.supersentairobo455]

Love your videos

[@diegovargasdiego]

A cosmically powered starscream stole his cannon!

[@hollowknightfan2379]

That is utterly bizarre. And would also explain why it looks weird in both robot configurations.

[@jpperron1835]

I am dying. i love how it's a beatdown video but all the toys are just like "no.allow me! *breaks self*

[@BamP0W99]

They knew thew will kill them so they do it by themselves

[@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm]

seppuku

[@Green24152]

​@@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwmso does getting Beatdown'd by Thew count as dishonor?

[@Eldriam]

"oh no.....he survived" - quote of the day!

[@MakillaGorilla3]

@3:12 - Did you REALLY just use the phrase "Credit where it's Thew", and CASUALLY GLOSS OVER IT!?! That shit is incredible, and you just...put it there. It's the quiet winner of the whole episode.

[@cybern0va771]

Brawful doesn't need a tank turrent, it fires shots from its sheer anger alone

[@remyrichardson8614]

You mean sheer boredom?

[@kevinpeoples8702]

Thew is my favorite KZbin personality. Period. Full stop.

[@toygrind]

+Kevin Peoples aw you

[@daggerfly0087]

@@toygrind I don't like you because you distroied a baruticus. On. Camera. Did you think about the bruticus fans that want a baruticus figure answer me that

[@toygrind]

@@daggerfly0087 get a proper one if you're such a fan

[@donkeykong6426]

9:21 nah war within shockwave lol XD

[@tjgamie1711]

Thew Adams damn Thew! You answered someone who commented on a 3 year old comment! This is why your my favorite youtuber because you respond to people after the video is a few years old bravo! I also have this foc vortex but has a whole different head and is an auto bot and I can’t find him anywhere on the internet and it feels like an actual figure.

[@MrJohnjohn35]

i love the sound of cheap plastic breaking in the morning.

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

And in the afternoon. And in the evening. Late at night...

[@cujoedaman]

I have a couple knock-offs that I can hear the plastic creaking and breaking just from sitting on the shelf :P

[@br7hm0ment61]

Mini-Con Longarm cheesecake

[@MantisNineNines]

KO face sculpts are a treasure. My GOD they never fail to fail.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Don't you just love how many are Sunstreaker's face on a flat slab?

[@MathewHaswell]

I think the oddly-positioned head on the 10:03 figure is caused by the "head-swap" engineering from the "Reverse Convoy" version of Hero Megatron.

[@MathewHaswell]

The head is definitely from that retool, so I'm guessing that's what they knocked-off here.

[@JBOboe720]

That semaphore gag though. It says 'GARBAGE DAY".

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

It took me a sec to realize the people chanting were in fact saying "His name is Robert Brawlson."

[@jetseekers]

What's that from btw?

[@benvoliothefirst]

@@jetseekers Fight Club!

[@TyphonMar]

@@benvoliothefirst obligatory "we do not talk about Fight Club" comment

[@henryfanforever1414]

More like “His name WAS Robert Brawlson” XD

[@battleupsaber462]

You know, if you swap the first two letters of 'Ruination' you get...another word...just saying...

[@benjaminmoore4514]

Obamanations?!?

[@HouseholdWheel]

that would've gone great with some knock off terrorcons

[@TheGenuineDWNUT]

BattleUp Saber Urination?

[@battleupsaber462]

DWNUT'S REVIEWS, STUFF 'N' THINGS Ain't you a smart cookie?

[@TheGenuineDWNUT]

BattleUp Saber Indeed XD

[@frankie3468]

that semiformers joke works on three different levels and i think we should all take a moment to appreciate how perfect it is

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

It kills me how this is a beatdown but everything keeps committing seppuku.

[@AhoyImHarker]

Genuinely so happy I could contribute to this Beatdown, honestly getting to see that bot on your show was better than anything I got for that birthday - Jake

[@cliffjumper416]

His name is, and still will be in the heavens or hell, Robert Brawlson

[@DalekTheSupreme]

The way All The Swindle Ladies' head was hanging out of Bruticursed's kneecap was horrifyingly painful. Reminds me of that bit in the Transformers: Robots in Disguise comic (not the one with Bumblebee as the leader or one with the flying shark... it was the one with both) when Devastator ripped Superion in half and you saw the screaming face of at least one of the Aerialbots.

[@henryfanforever1414]

WTF IDW?!

[@Brickerbrack]

"Fairly strong Challenger". I see what you did there. Your "Bored-Trooper" looks like a KO I've got somewhere, although mine has a couple of extra accessories. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a bad Reverse Convoy ripoff.

[@RAcastBlaster]

I will never, ever, get bored of Knockoff Beatdowns.

[@moosegrinder]

[Gets notification] [sees the word 'Beatdown'] [Fucks off everything else and sprints to KZbin]

[@CloneCarVideos]

"The Tugging Gun" I almost lost my lunch from laughter.

[@MrHusang23]

Ah man, that oversized G1 Brawl was so cool! That didn't deserved it!

[@cheezysalt456]

10/10 would cry again. RIP Bruticrap knockoffs. ;_;

[@miserablejester5006]

You forgot to extend the arms for the birthday cake brawl

[@miserablejester5006]

I would know since I got it on my birthday on a cake

[@blinkachu05]

@@miserablejester5006 so Birthday Quake or Deep Dessert Brawl?

[@jackmanzino9212]

I would almost keep that first one with a little label that says “I am a monument to all your sins”

[@beepityboop3740]

worker: sir they can't combine. why do we have it on the box?

[@nitrisprime8963]

I was watching this with my own Bruticus toy, he was very disappointed by all the knockoff's. Not only that but Thew I think you scared the poor guy.

[@isaandreso215]

11:15 Let's all be honest, he didn't deserve to die

[@kalynnfsmith77]

Baby Swindle Gets A Cookie.... And stays.... YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jpperron1835]

i am cry laughing and clutching my stomach for dear life and i'm not even a third through.

[@toygrind]

+JP Perron then my work is done!

[@ronaldpaterni5081]

I enjoyed these so much, I’m headed to your regular toy reviews. You even made these KOs rock for a short time - that takes some doing. Well done!

[@adawnicusautocon]

4:33 *This*..is the start of my laughter. Seriously, laughter is contagious to me.😂😂

[@beno2002]

His name is Robert Brawlson.

[@jeebus2313]

I remember really wanting the official FOC Combaticons when they first released and being disappointed when I was never able to pick them up. Looking back on the set now, though? Yeah they're...they're not great. But hey on the...bright(?) side, the KO version still makes the official set look like a masterpiece in comparison.

[@muisverriet]

A lovely puntastic beatdown of truly awful Combatican'ts, dedicated to the Webbman himself. Glenn would be proud.

[@skoiloine5809]

Thew, I typed in "transformers ko bruticus" on ebay an bought an Adhoc Fighter set, and it was actually good, there was like 4 listings for it when I checked, so I'm surprised you didn't get it/notice it. The company that made it appears to be Japanese or Chinese, and they specialize in simplified, shrunken combiners.

[@thatpoodlecoopervideos5601]

I am bringing you to court, Your puns and jokes made me wheeze like Onslaughtimus Prime

[@TheJimMcC]

Thew's laughing fits are the world most concentrated and effective source of joy.

[@nekovanguard9553]

I was laughing nonstop for 5 minutes after seeing that glorious bootleg FOC Vortex face. It's so bad that i am actually tempted to buy one just for the lulz (but that probably not worth the money hahaha)

[@windows6k603]

Why was i actually sad about the poor foc guy getting crushed 😂😂😂

[@BrainFr33z3lasers]

and that xbox probably still works fine

[@toygrind]

Weeeellll, it had already packed in. But yeah it received zero damage from the beatdown!

[@memelordmcgee2811]

3:43 steel generals? more like steel genitals!

[@skefil6525]

lol

[@DalekTheSupreme]

@@cozbu9694 Steal Genitals, then?

[@pokemontrainerhilbert7612]

Knock Off Beatdown Ruination Beatdown Kills 6:07 More like Pooination! Ayyyy! 8:49 Bye Felisha. 9:53 Tanks- 11:21 -for- 12:15 -NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! 17:21 His name is Robert Ross.

[@ImminentTortoise]

Could sorta make out my voice in the chant at the end, possibly one of my greatest achievements so far... Hello new CV entry! Also great Beatdown, as always!

[@PhelesDragon]

17:06 "His name was Robert Frost. His name was Robert Frost. His name was Robert Frost."

[@tonyc.0451]

A Bruticus-themed Knockoff Beatdown? I didn't expect this, but well done. Jazz from Fall of Cybertron would be proud.

[@Maswartz226]

3:13 where it's "thew"? It took me a few watches to catch that

[@Millennia0007]

You could have called the shuttle anything and you called it Challenger. A+.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

He could have gone for Columbi-arse or Atlant-arse.

[@notato5052]

2:54 never thought he would review a tmnt on a tf video

[@waspshot23]

I'm sad that I now can't be the first person to use "Movor bitch, get out the way".Using the venerable old telly to smash a brute like that felt oddly poignant to me.

[@cybern0va771]

the space shuttle is a "challenger" I see what thew did there

[@bbman497lego]

Ha! Yes! Best possible thing to wake up to! Thanks for the laughs, Thew. Hope the move is going well.

[@conradcaba1770]

Honestly that very last part made me feel a certain way haha... the slow zoom in on 'Robert Brawl-son's' face, as you scolded him, whilst the sad music played in the background, and then watching him just stand there, kinda slumped, as the TV came crashing down on him... I kinda had a Sid from toy story flashback and wondered each mid-second as the TV dropped 'what if he really CAN think'... hahaha such heroic non-sense

[@steelebrothers6096]

Rest in peace actually working bruticus.

[@Ultrazilla]

One video watched, one sub. Great stuff, man. Love your delivery!

[@zanovran2569]

6:35 Within the next few moments, I died of laughing so hard it made me hurl my shepard's pie-laden intestines.

[@tfrwldnas9725]

and now thew induldes in his all time favourite past time..... moving house

[@toygrind]

yaaaayyyy

[@ivalinak]

hey thew where is yore colecshon

[@shockwave514]

Loved this one and it's the most colorful Throwdown Beatdown yet! Glad I (Jackson) was apart of the Robert Brawlson fan base thanks! :)

[@TheSupremeStriker]

Thank you for this Thew. I've been going through some really bad times lately, and this video really helped.

[@TediI47]

Oh man, some of these names were hysterical.

[@darfjono]

I SEE THAT GUNDAM

[@drakesterX]

It is, there is a rad Gusion at 17:43 on Thew's desk!

[@strykerj2262]

Da Gusion

[@vustvaleo8068]

the bulky-looking green thing holding a huge hammer on thew's desk next to the Bruticus is the Gundam Gusion from Iron Blooded Orphans.

[@lytre_2983]

it's still a gundam

[@winsenpankusya9025]

it would be cool if thew would review it

[@AniW2x4]

Mega Octainsley Harriott😂😂😂 EDIT: I come back to this video occasionally and it remains one of my favourites and kicks me square in the nuts with nostalgic feels. Thanks for keeping it real, Thew

[@Manjustman_25806]

It’s 6:10am in the morning and I have a online class in. 5 hours and I’m watching thew’s videos........ I regret nothing

[@DarknetDude]

•Your editing is stunning. You've earned a god damn subscriber.•

[@chikex]

That red tank with the yellow head isn't Hero Megatron from G2, but is a KO Reverse Convoy/Rebirth Megatron. That yellow head was part of the cannon, while the Convoy head was in the spot where Hero Megatron's head was.

[@roonis418]

Your beatdowns are always so good. keep up the great work. I really enjoyed this one since it was Bruticus themed!!!!

[@TFanPage101]

Thewses Christ those are awful.

[@TsunogaiDanshaku]

So it seems the KOB-BOTs have not only knocked-off the RiD colors, but they've also knicked their tech specs! Each panel on the back of the box contains some Japanese text that I can only imagine was lifted directly from the Japanese "Car Robots Vuldigus Gift Set". On the off chance anyone is actually curious, here is what each one says: "STAR BRAIN" Vehicle mode: Combat Space Shuttle - Speed: Mach 20 (flight) - Weapon: Pulse Laser "AVIATION BRAIN" Vehicle mode: Combat helicopter - Speed: Mach 1 (flight) - Weapon: Hypnosis Blade "ONSHORE BRAIN" Vehicle mode: Combat buggy - Speed: 250 kph - Weapon: Jeep Gatling "STAR BRAIN???" Vehicle mode: Combat tank - Speed: 120 kph - Weapon: Tank Cannon Sadly, "ARMOAR GENERAIS" has lost most of his text, all that's left are the "Speed" and "Weapon" stat markers, and poor "STEEL HETMAN" has none at all! Oh noes!

[@hobbitninja]

"the worst thing ever" as you laugh and smile away

[@redrighthand2]

17:10 cc says,"His names Robert Bust"

[@masterfarr8265]

6:04 This makes Thew my favorite reviewer

[@wyattfields5580]

When thew laughs I start dying of laughter

[@OwenMcNamara]

You dropped an original XBox on them?? Careful man, a greater height than that and you'd have cracked the Earth in half.

[@mediahoodreviews4110]

I think that everyone, myself included, was laughing along with you when the combination of Waquong Soldier was falling apart! Seriously, keep bringing the laughs, mate! LOL!!

[@TheBrendon67]

Oh man... I love this channel. Charming, chill, and chiding of inferior products.

[@CheeseTaterson]

1:33 "Shuttle mode is a fairly strong challenger!" ...I see what you did there, lol. Also, amusingly got an ad for Xbox. :D

[@tanksalot5671]

Your laugh is so god damn contagious thew. I swear I haven't laughed this much in years.

[@callumdavis9841]

1:51 I love how even the song sounds slightly disappointed that the arm's fucked.

[@TildeathTheKid]

I had knockoff g1's when i was growing up. I was little and had no idea what the g1 one toys looked like so i just assumed they were original designs. They weren't that bad actually. I also had knockoff aerialbots and they were pretty crap, The kombaticons were pretty good quality and held up to my rough playing.

[@theperfectstranger3961]

I never thought I would be that sad about not seeing the combined form of a KO ruination. Great vid Thew!!

[@BoxxyBoi]

The birthday cake transformer I have, and my brother loves it

[@fishpop]

14:13 If you're here from Studio Series Brawl's caption on TFWiki.

[@TFWKnightconvoy]

Truly Epic Episode Trulepicsode!

[@OminusReaper]

im sorry but i wasnt able to make it to the end without laughing my ass off XD

[@jaymess3276]

I had a crap day at school today. This upload makes me feel much better.

[@tigerbread78]

In the background, Bruticus looks on in disgust...

[@EuanEchidhog]

Seems I was too late to get my voicelines in ^^; Oh wells. Great vid! Keep the awesome work and looking forward to the new reviewing room.

[@mitchimusprime4613]

Best video ever! haha You aimed so low and you still blew it :)

[@DennisMoultonAKAGotBot]

Best beatdown yet! Was that an explosion animation I saw after the second smashing? I think it was the one done with the laptop. Oh, Thew, you never dissappoint my good man,lol.

[@CuppaTeaT.V.]

He was dropping laptops and Xbox wow 😳

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

_That last Bruticus only wants to cross the river just so it can drown itself...!_

[@Mokiemomo]

11:58 your dream husband. Makes me laugh a lot and I mean a lot. Thew Adams your the best.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

I love watching you destroy these knockoffs. You can even say we're treated to a THEW to a Kill, and watching you review these in your room gives us a Room with a THEW. ....... ..I'll show myself out.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

When all you seeeee, is a Theeewww to a kiiillll!

[@freddywilliams9837]

Mega Octainsley hariott made my day. It made me giggle uncontrollably for a stupidly long time.

[@wakkowarner2572]

The laptop was like "Oops, gotta clean up after myself."

[@misterbadguy7325]

I picked up a Waqon Soldier today, just to see how time had treated them. I am happy to inform you that they have, if anything, gotten worse. Ro-Tor and Movor's arms are now completely hollow single sections with no hands, and Ro-Tor's arm snapped off immediately. Additionally, Movor now has G2 Vortex's paintjob for some reason. Mega-Octane's head is now orange and miscolored, and I think his chestplate is just not in the box anymore. In general, the colors have gotten significantly worse, and the posts are now a mess; some of them are straight-up missing. I was able to combine them, but it was anything but a stable combiner, between Mega-Octane's fused shoulder joints and the generally poor plastic. I think it's turned into an upscale of the second Ruination knockoff, since they share a lot of the same problems.

[@Syxxth]

Your laughter is contagious

[@MrThewildrider]

I have seen two of those caketanks. When my friends shipped off to basic, they got one of them, after which I was fiddling with it and lo and behold, it transformed. Second was at one of them's going away party held by his family. One's in the trunk of my car right now.

[@NightmareZerogbs]

Oh this was better than I expected! Thanks for the awesome start for this day! I feel like taking on the whole world! I'm gonna do my best at college today!...except for the first class which I'm totally gonna be late for because I couldn't wait till I came back to my house xD

[@salamandora66]

i remember when i bought all of the real FOC combaticons before they were even suposed to be released (a shop in toronto called Anime Extreme sold them)