GOLDIE LOOKIN CHAIN - BALD RAP

[@kenvyn123]

“Standing in the pub I’m easily spotted, but I don’t go near the pool table for fear of being potted” really made me chuckle!

[@RoughWalkers]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@coolkid05]

You knows it boyo!

[@ItsOnlyRyan]

You knows it clart

[@xlairvoyant]

Haa! "I used to get Head and Shoulders but now I only get Shoulders." I have *missed* these lyrical legends!

[@leebrooker-payne3623]

Love it. Great to see the whole crew playing a part too. 'Larious lyrics. PEACE.

[@angermanagementstudios]

Legends still. I was your stage manager at V Fest many, many years ago (maybe it was Reading?) and you boys had all my crew on stage bouncing around with you during GDKPRD. Great memories and awesome new track lads!

[@ChristopherALewis]

They get so overlooked because they make funny tracks but this, as with most of there tracks are, so lyrically tight.

[@sittingnow]

Baldie Lookin Chain

[@joedent3323]

Ha!

[@seanpowell-l1b]

New album called straight outta hair

[@dutchbeef8920]

Baldies 4 Life ✊

[@whyhammer]

A tribe called Bald

[@domissavvy]

Beat me to it buddy 😂

[@jamiefoyers2800]

"Straight Outta Hair"...love that t-Shirt!.

[@lkkjhg45]

Finally some representation for us in the bald community!

[@rickjones641]

As a balding Newport boy, this is my new anthem.

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

Must be that Newport State of Mind.

[@johnwardle9667]

Duncan Goodhew and Right Said Fred. The younger generation they dun know how deep these references go.

[@NicolaSlick]

👌

[@Myhandle59]

Glad to see more content coming. You lads are great

[@tommanserable]

Awesome beat.

[@darraghtormey1500]

Stumbled across this on 420. As a slap head, I was in agreement.

[@johnobrien54]

Newports finest dropping another pure class banger Genius lyrics as always , have me cracking up “ don’t need No comb don’t need shampoo haven’t had a hairdo since 2002 “ 😂😂😂 Adam looks mental with no eyebrows to , but eggsy looks the spit of Terry tibbs from fonejacker 😂 #knowsit

[@tomf4087]

Big up the middle aged massive. With ya receding hair and low hanging ball bag. Nearly 50 and still got my hair, despite plenty of early baldies in the family. Proving miracles do happen.

[@BruvaBob]

Lol, me to brother!!! Thought I was gonna be bald by 18, my bro had near on an afro so would call me baldy. We now in our 50s, he is bald and I still have mine... still got my VW badge somewhere too lol

[@Mordenkainen322]

Love that you guys keep at it, I remember watching half man half machine getting baked at 20, now I'm a 33 dad body pusherman still getting baked watching a rap about baldness... Huh life is strange.

[@greenblue6935]

Yeah man, 40 and still blazing! 😅

[@Mordenkainen322]

@@greenblue6935 Hit even harder just realizing the person who introduced to the band all the way from Newfoundland Canada died from epilepsy months later. RIP Devon my best friend!

[@DistrictWitch]

but r u even bald fam?

[@Mordenkainen322]

@@DistrictWitch no I was cursed with a perfect hairline that doesn't recede

[@DistrictWitch]

@@Mordenkainen322 ah mate. One day, one day

[@alexsims2390]

Love this. Good to see Jimmy Summerville make a comeback

[@andrewdavidwhyte]

I didn’t choose this look, the look chose me, been thinning on top since 2003 hahaha

[@YeOleToothless]

Absolute corker!! Good work!!!

[@stevieandmalcolm]

BALDIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!

[@Dan23_7]

💪🏼💪🏼

[@danhoppy5517]

For some reason, this really speaks to me...

[@ExpertofEverything]

So good. Never stop making these tunes clarts!

[@GrahKennard]

" Legions of bald headed men" . The fall aren't the only ones to have lyrics about being follicly challenged. Brilliant stuff

[@Shortstrumentals]

No way i was working at V festival in the mid 2000s i watched these perform, they was the the best performance there.. They was funny aswell everyone was buzzin of em 😎🎶

[@Vffhndsercchi]

Very Good! As a random guy from Minnesota, I give the 4 outta 5 very goods!

[@garyfreeman896]

Big up the twins cities!!!!

[@TheHaggisBasher]

I snuck into one of your outdoor gigs in Aberdeen a few years back and the GTA San andreas theme started playing, mission complete +Respect 😂

[@mricemantoyou]

I went roller skating in 1983 and bald in 2003.. this is My song ! Keep em coming GLC 😎

[@martinjames8661]

Eggsy looks like Hunter s thompson

[@falamble]

someone had to say it. finally

[@jethrobradley7850]

Fear and Loathing in Lliswerry

[@MareWithSomeBees]

Omg 😂 came here to say just that 🤣

[@JesseP.Watson]

My ever-present flat cap scoffed unconvincingly listening to this.

[@robmortimer4150]

Rhyming Brylcreme with Mr Sheen. Welcome back

[@pprince78]

I absolutely loved goldie lookin chains style of rapping and subjects they rapped about, especially in the early days with songs like" guns don't kill people rappers do" and this reminded me so much of thoes days and everything that made them iconic to me. Absolutely loved this song and hope they do another album.

[@safesclart]

The Duncan Goodhew rap. You knowz being bald makes sense.

[@leeperola7023]

🔥Yes, now I can join baldy looking chain.🤟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🔥

[@ashleyjeffery8232]

According to older tracks, all you needed was draw, fags and rizla, the shiny dome is just a bonus lol

[@mowvu]

I'm pretty sure at least three of em have just shaved their heads 😂 classic. love these fellas

[@mickenoss]

...and eyebrows lol

[@TheThejpmshow]

Thats a very bold move

[@JGibbgg]

Guns dont kill people, Baldies do

[@tallbaldpaul]

Agh….finally found my soundtrack!!!

[@my-king]

You made me smile. I love it!

[@bensims7501]

This is hilarious. I love you guys so much. ❤

[@dynamotightstar3472]

Love a bit of GLC! This is a banger! You knows it! 🤣

[@leemurphy5574]

Spat my coffee out my nose... Comedy genius..

[@01byrox]

Quality baldie looking chain tune

[@martinprice8935]

Can’t wait to see you all again in London! Great work lads 👍

[@biggc181]

This is way better than i expected. Well done lads

[@james_dl]

that amy winehouse beehive line, fucking gold xD xD

[@SociallyAwkwardMisfit]

I had no idea GLC were still going. Good to see :)

[@chefluvfood]

The boyz are back with a banger brup 👍👍👍😁🚀💣

[@b1nary_f1nary]

Yes boys. Buzzin to see you are still kicking it

[@YodaOnDMT]

It's the Atak of Da Bal-Hedz. GLC going full Onyx.

[@photoben]

Eggshell Blonde back in fashion 🥚

[@dimskowire1867]

Bars for the Bald.... Hardcore Hair Hop... big ups lads... from the Diabolical Lack of Hair Follicle aka Baldinio... #baldrights

[@m12652]

Greetings from Zooport 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@NevilleBamshu23]

My new anthem..

[@danielsadler4435]

Another banger lads

[@colinblackburn9282]

Gail Porter 😂😂😂

[@RoughWalkers]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewhall7976]

Harsh but i smiled..😂 Man, we going ro hell..hahahhah

[@larrysellers7891]

Such a guilty laugh when that line dropped.

[@andrewbeaven1097]

YES YES! This is my new jam. Nice one babberz 🙌💥💥

[@tsukishiro70]

Still representing Newport, eh? Good lads.

[@simonjackson1571]

Thank you, thank you for representing. 🥚

[@fredzep01]

Weird, I didn't know Hugo Chegwin aka D, J beats was collabin with GLC @0:59

[@chrisgregory8527]

Like Jason Statham in the transporter, big up to John Luke Picard and Gail porter... fucking beauty

[@firsteerr]

The glc are back !!

[@jedfra9172]

There's baldies and there are baldies and these guys are definitely baldies. Love it.

[@thenuttypuffer]

my kinda flow... baldy barz... you knows it clart..🤪 bald Hussain cracked me right up..😂 NWA, no wig's allowed....

[@philcudworth8491]

As a fellow bald geezer, I approve 👌

[@Ruari2023]

You knows I loves it ✌️

[@garethbird4259]

Baldies for life! Respect for us slap heads!

[@bloodmasta1]

Lmao you guys still got it 😂😂😂

[@aligreenwood89]

This is hilarious 😂

[@aphixywank577]

Baldy newport here and i endorse this video

[@MichaelPayne87]

Baldy for Life

[@larrysellers7891]

🎵 They’re the definition of, half egg half thug. Bald on top. GLC that’s whassup 🎵

[@sammygadd65]

LYRICS PLEASE

[@SHEARMINATOR]

ain't heard you lot for years I still got the first album somewhere lol

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

Still dropping bangers!! You Fkin legends! GLC 4 LIFE!

[@robmitchell13]

You knows it but you can't grows it

[@joetowsey2898]

Keep up the good work.

[@ImperialLightandMagic]

I need a "Straight outta hair" t-shirt :)

[@your_uncle_barry_6700]

Good to see the boys back in action

[@amancalleddave.3547]

Just imagine how boring this world would be without us Brits! ;P

[@Noneofyourbusiness99999]

Still killing it

[@oootaffooo501]

Absolute Class 💯

[@bombercountyblues]

Wore her like a wig🤣

[@jopo8281]

Well this made my day ❤

[@PeasOnEarth2010]

Baldie Looking Chain for life 🔥🔥🔥

[@s9t_dnb]

so fucking good to see youse back big up the glc

[@mixtapesfrommylatepartner]

Shiny domes on the chrome!

[@garyb5998]

Legend's and Legendary 😎 🎱

[@davidhealy7171]

Go on, boys! You's still gots it, don'ts ya!

[@shia_labeouf]

Bald Adam is fine, it's the lack of eyebrows that's freaking me the fuck out.

[@MustangBoss1973]

Brilliant

[@gabhanachdenogla8342]

Hunter S Thompson in the Nike top from the Valleys! Legends - Lechyd Da Lads from Ireland.

[@bungle3912]

How depressing is this?

[@OllieTattersall]

Used to Head n Shoulders, now I only use Shoulders. Class.

[@sanchopanzam8]

Born this way, respec'!

[@Nick-vp7lp]

😂 genius

[@clarkcoslett-hughes268]

I see the jab money has started running thin too.

[@jonaslettgen1269]

new favorite

[@mdmcv]

That remix beat is 🔥

[@Rivent90]

Filmed during lockdown energy

[@mattresbert]

Brilliant ❤

[@MixedMartialHelp]

Love it