Devil Times Five - Good Bad Flicks

[@Y0uKnowMyName]

"Black guy with a moustache: Badass. White guy with a moustache: Sex Offender." Amazing. Lol.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

You know my name. :)

[@wooster84]

Freddie Mercury mustache level = expert!

[@monkeykidd420]

Tom sellek and Burt Reynolds have and had amazing mustaches

[@root-beer]

black guy: hey babe 😎 white guy: hey babe 🤤

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@talkinghoorse6936 It's been 4 years, and still remember that racially-wounded twat's stupid butthurtedness when I first saw this review. Too bad he yeeted his comment, cuz boy was it funny. XD I have never seen someone so taken back by a funny mustache joke, that he had to shame the uploaded for "white guilt", and then tried to demand how he talked, and how he ran his reviews, but he did it. Hands down one of the weirdest comments on KZbin that I've ever seen.

[@garyhall331]

Tom Selleck has an epic mustache

[@arthas640]

And Sam elliot!

[@maria.whiddon]

for sure

[@2st_duallist]

charles bronson

[@AwareWolfOnWheels]

And he's also a sex offender!

[@sirjaunty1]

I am from the U.K, so the name 'Wank' is bloody hilarious.

[@SaveThePurpleRhino]

That Benny hill cracked me up. Also, so glad people still remember Tecmo's Deceptions

[@johangradin2057]

Doesn't quite comply with this movie but I acctually heard a theory why movies with evil kids takes place in winter is that it's inherritly uncomfortable to see kids in cold weather, since normally.... well they die if noone helps them in that situation normally. As an adition kids usually look more cute and voulnorable with mittens, warm hats and "grow into" clothes. Witch makes for more of a opposite to them being evil. Just an objective theory I heard. Great vid as usual. Thanks

[@Maggerama]

Being a kid myself(8-9 or so) me and two of my friends were playing in an abandoned building(early 90-s, USSR just collapsed, so there was abundance of those and we loved It) and were attacked by four or five even younger(5-7 y.o.), but tougher homeless kids. They asked us to leave "their territory", I've failed the diplomacy check and their leader threw a shard of glass to my face, which I barely dodged. Then they took out their rusty knives and started chasing us. One of my friends was a number one rock thrower in the yard(I was number 2) - he managed to pick up and throw a rock back while running and It seemed to break their leader's knee-cap, he fell on the ground howling in pain. This really enraged other kids and they kept chasing us, so we decided to split - the kids chose to follow me, of course, and I ran like hell, I tell you. I managed to reach the park and climb a tree(I was a number 1 at that! and I bet I still am). The kids surrounded the tree thinking they were winning... but suddenly a horde(well, a dozen) of stray dogs appeared, and they really hate bums(and bums are afraid of them) - and chased them little fuckers away. Screams and barks are the sounds of my childhood, haha. I quickly climbed down and ran straight home to watch celebrate by watching some "Braindead" again. True story, slice of life. Not even the worst one, lol.

[@Maggerama]

I mean, some people say that these movies are "traumatising" or whatever. But they were actually soothing for some of us considering tha day-to-day teeth-and-bloody-hair-on-the-floor reality, lol. Still watch the most hardcore stuff when I need to calm down.

[@Maggerama]

Sorry, uncontrollable brain dump.

[@davidkennedy6208]

Magerama that's a fantastic look into your early life. Jesus it makes it sound horrendous!!! Makes a good tale though, not something that would happen in the UK (not that I know of anyways) Thanks a lot for sharing this.

[@guitarofdestiny]

Magerama Amazing story. But now I want to hear the "worst one." Please share.

[@AnonEyeMouse]

@@davidkennedy6208 Not sure about that. I hung out with some kids from a 'bad' family when I was young. About seven. I was tall, and my friends said I looked like their elder brother, but not fat, stupid or ugly. He (12 at the time) took offence at that. We were enjoying a proper winter, two foot deep snow and actual blizzards. The elder brother, 'Fat Frank', tried to drown me and some of my friends in a frozen over flooded ditch behind their house. Literally the last street of town before you hit farm land. The water was too cold so he climbed out and we managed to scramble out. My friends got away but Frank hit me in the back of the head with a rock. He picked me up and tried to throw me over a barbed wire fence into another flooded frozen ditch. My leg caught and I was hung upside down with barbed wire hooked into my calf and the back of my knee. He was freezing from being in a blizzard and being soaking wet, so Frank went home. It took me until after dark to pull myself up the fence to unhook my leg and then stagger home through the snow and high wind. When I mentioned what happened, why I was late, covered in ice and with a large bloody rip in my trousers and (I was surprised to learn) my flesh, my mother decided against calling the police incase Frank's family burned our house down. Something they were known for around the estate. Still got an inch long scar on my calf. I still see Frank around town. Still fat, ugly, stupid and mean as fuck. Inexplicably has never spent anything more than a few weeks in jail. The local council PAID his family almost half a million pounds to leave town. Which they did... for about a year. Looking back, I have no fucking clue how I didn't die. Between exposure, blood loss, head trauma, no tetanus shots and having my mum stitch my wound closed with sewing cotton I should have died. Guess I'm just unlucky.

[@robertstuart480]

Pretty much all horror films are more effective in the Winter. Because not only do you have the killer/monster/whatever to deal with, but the elements as well. Cabin fever, being snowed in, impassable roads, etc.

[@platypusofdeath3582]

About your comment about white guys not looking good with just a mustache, I've got two words. Tom Selleck.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

There is an exception to every rule :)

[@wolfshade5020]

Don’t forget Sam Elliot

[@AlexBabbage]

Ron Burgundy

[@AlexBabbage]

Ron Swanson, Brad Pitt

[@captassassin5680]

Chuck Norris.

[@Strongwind]

WTF, Donald Trump Joke in 2013!? This channel was ahead of it's time

[@MrThankman360]

Trump was a thing way before he took office. Dude has been in the media and public eye since the 80’s. And until he ran for president, the media, music industry, and Hollywood loved the man. Funny how they changed...

[@grendelum]

For those of us who grew up in Manhattan, trump has always been a joke...

[@TheORIGINALBrentTheGent]

" Back at the van The Driver HITS a Patch of Ice and DRIVES RIGHT INTO a "BENNY HILL SKETCH"!!! I Did a "DANNY THOMAS "SPIT TAKE" with My Diet Pepsi when I heard That! LOVE Your REVIEWS !!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK !!!!!!

[@ripoutyourprejudice]

Great stuff man, that Deception refference caught me off guard. I thought that I was one of the few that remember that awesome game and the other handful of people probably died. Preferably from a combination of a pot of boiling oil drobbing on their heads and ascending floors. Kagero: Deception 2 is my favorite XD.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks! I try to sneak some stuff like that in where I can. Kagero was my favorite too, I wish they would bring the series back.

[@cornbornmike1006]

Totally agree with you about how The Hunger Games movies aren't as brutal as they could be. What's going on in my imagination is way more gruesome and effective than what those movies put on screen so far.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Exactly.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Bruce Marlon Freaking love Battle Royale

[@homelesshannah50]

It was more violent in the book

[@sidewayzsrt706]

Mike Mecek Not for me😊. Like yes I can picture so much stuff in my mind. But if I wanted to do that I would read a book. I go to movies to see a physical representation of what is going on. I wanna see what people picture it being like.

[@monkeykidd420]

The goodbye horses part was gold

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

"Why joo lookin' for Papadock?"

[@e.z.hernandez6378]

Who’s Action Jackson.

[@firstlast9595]

I know this is 6 years old, but I just found the channel recently. +10 for Tecmo's Deception name drop .

[@shanefairbanks1061]

papa doc? the former president of Haiti?.."serpent and the rainbow?"

[@5TailFox]

That's what I said! 🤣🤣

[@brandonpage7087]

Lol, that's what I immediately thought, when he said Poppadoc! I'm assuming that's how it was spelled, lol.

[@trk4973]

Shane Fairbanks didn't want to be president for life, but the people voted for it . . . . At least he said they voted for it

[@mattcunningham9235]

My pimp hat is on. This conversation is over. Will be using that one 👌

[@Hinch2011]

2:04 The production executive is named BLOWITZ ... that's all you need to know.

[@n.b.5250]

The poster and the title of the movie sounded so badass, but then the plot/editing are just so hilarious... And the music you used here just made it all the better. Also: Yes. This is an accurate depiction of psychopathology in children. That's how it looks like. Ahh these lil psychos are on the proll again.

[@9_of_9]

actually, in southern california, it can be green and warm in the L.A. basin and blizzardy just 45 minutes away in the higher elevations.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

oh I'm aware, its just that the producer/director even said how it was much further into summer and had to try and hide it as best they could

[@cinthiacarlos6523]

Ah, I'm so glad that you decided to review this flick, I watched this for the first time back at october.

[@Raymond13557]

2:43 "I'm notch bitches, i don't need this!"

[@JoaoGabriel-nv2ki]

What about Burt Reinolds? If that guy wasn't badass don't know what is.

[@AnonEyeMouse]

You don't know what is. Just because some one tells you they're a bad ass, doesn't mean they are.

[@JavierBonilla78]

I have been watch this video over and over I just today I realized that I never give it a like, Shame on me! Until down PS. I love classic Good Bad Flicks videos. Specially; The Devil's Rain, Home Sweet Home, and Uninvited plus Grizzly and Prophecy those two are pure gold.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks for keeping the old ones alive :)

[@Predator19344556]

8:10 was that Buffalo Bill's song from silence of the lambs xD

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Predator19344556 yep

[@BriGuyIL1980]

Devil Times Five: The Kardashian Story

[@GoodBadFlicks]

ha!

[@bighanky8919]

Yup so true

[@brandonpage7087]

😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@captassassin5680]

@11:10 “Tell me ‘bout da rabbits, George!”

[@arthas640]

Seeing movies like this as a kid it made me think murderous kids, elaborate traps, and bear traps would be much more common when I became an adult

[@ockiemarais7089]

Home Alone meets Friday the 13th :/

[@assultrifleman12]

X five

[@LouisMinett]

Is his name 'Wank' ? xD ..

[@powerghostsenior]

at 4:40 is that music from homeworld? i keep hearing somebody say "kharak is burning"

[@hugh-johnfleming289]

FYI... California is lots of mountains. Sunny below, snow up top. Mammoth, where my Cuz and I used to ski from time to time, just closed a few weeks ago. Seriously. In late July.

[@suspiciousindividual7657]

This is my favorite episode ever simply for the "Tecmos Deception" reference lol. I loved that game wgen it came out and recently bought it from PlayStation store. The crazy thing is the Only person i know that remembers the game is my son that played it with me lol.

[@Oceanmaster17]

Papa Doc? how have there been no 8 mile jokes

[@turtleofpride4572]

jonathan joseph or Haitis dictator

[@garyhall331]

Turtle ofPride or the man that sells the beans in the gunslinger

[@scarletteshadow]

Lol, just watched this on Halloween with some friends. That first kill scene is painfully long, they went WAY overboard with the slow mo. And, Isn't 'Ruth', Harvey's wife, also the same actress who played 'Rosario', Karen's Maid, in Will and Grace?

[@homelesshannah50]

She is

[@HorrorMetalMaestroRedrusty66]

Class A horror cheese. Killer Kids, Slashers and Vengeance horror are my 3 favorite horror sub genres. I was thrilled to finally get this 70's gem in my collection.

[@sheabutter3260]

How do I spend my Friday and Saturday nights?? The same thing I do every other night. Chill tf out and watch classic Goodbadflicks, RedLetterMedia, Voxis Productions, and Stitched Together Pics over and over.

[@jeremyrodriguez3144]

2:22 Nah, That might have been his dad or his uncle. At this point in time he was built like a prize-fighter and had a full head of hair. Oh, and Jordan Wank?!?! That sounds too sleazy even to be a porn name!!! 😂

[@fuhq1837]

I did an interview with Leif Garrett 8 years ago at Chiller Theatre Expo and brought this movie up to him. What an interview nonetheless

[@tammysilverwolf1085]

God, I *loved* Tecmo's Deception. My first PS1 game!

[@deletedscenes]

I'm pretty sure this movie is why Leif Garrett had such a screwed up childhood. Looks like this one was enough to put anyone under. And how did they expect to pass a 27 year old off as a child? Kudos, Cecil! As usual, you actually make want to see these films.

[@Demortixx]

Is that homeworld music at 4:45

[@milesc.anthony2811]

What's the little thing at 6:15? Looks like miniature Godzilla!?

[@brandonpage7087]

Damage on the film print.

[@jbjacobs9514]

One of Cinema Snob's funniest reviews, where he talks about how it took 20 mins for the kids to get to the house. GBF may have trumped it with the hilarious Benny Hill scene!

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

The mustache analogy is so true though there are a few who can pull off the mustache as a fellow commentator said Tom Selleck

[@mr.somerton4654]

Awesome man! I love your stuff

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks!

[@wolffenhaus]

You surpass yourself. Happy good bad holidays.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks! You too!

[@trentontosetti6010]

I lost it when you put the platoon music in it hahah

[@Sentaidude75]

what song was playing at 4:47?

[@poontang3zizo]

Adagio for Strings - it can add amazing depth to the silliest of scenes in a movie XD

[@big3ye378]

What is the goofy song with the saxophone called?

[@melissalawson7803]

Yakety Sax.

[@Laughing_Assassin]

Tecmo's Deception I thought i was the only person who played that lol

[@JoeDredd2012]

16:02 WHOA! 17:39-17:45 Great way to end it ROFL! This have one of your funnest reviews by far Cecil but the film sounds to downbeat for my taste IMO!

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks!

[@dankyjoker]

Deception name drop, you.... you're alright.

[@MandleRoss]

6:50 Failing a skill check on a generator fix will leave you day by daylight.

[@IzzySoDope]

"White guy w/ a moustache; sex offender." I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂😂

[@wooster84]

7:27 Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU for that black bar! That could have been the most horrifying part of this horror movie!

[@philipmorris4843]

I think the guy with the combover was the lead actor in Shivers. Early movie of David Cronenberg and I believe Ivan Reitman

[@quietdignityandgrace]

Piranya? I guess he forgot his glasses while reading that part of the script.

[@johnburgess2922]

As always, awesome.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks!

[@harrystine6606]

Awesome Benny hill moment.

[@Madbandit77]

@Platypus of Death: You forgot Nick Offerman from "Parks & Recreation". When I was an extra on a "Blue Bloods" ep, one of the extras was swooning over Tom.

[@kyle112183]

Whats that flashed image at 6:15?

[@GoodBadFlicks]

a scratch on the film

The woman who plays Lovely, Carolyn Stellar, is Leif Garret’s mother in real life. He’s one of the psycho kids. And she does nude scenes in the movie, I guess that means they’re Italian.

[@pumbaaj]

I think Dawn also played Dodi on "My Three Sons".

[@MKN4EVERR]

What was that thing that flashes at 6:15? Good review dude.

[@JuanDaMajikOne]

it looks like some type of movie scratch good eye though.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

a scratch on the film. A lot of old movies have little defects like this from the original print.

[@nathangilliam2451]

I found your review and agree with every word of it.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

:)

[@johnholmeswebb8162]

Pappa Doc? That's the main bad guy rappers name from 8 Mile, what a reference.

[@PictureProductStudio]

As much as the production backstory makes sense, it's not always what it sounds like. I mean, producers were saying pretty much the same things about James Cameron being fired from Piranha II and given his other movies I doubt what they eventually did was any better then what could have been. An interesting coincidence that both movies had similar problems considering that, well... Both feature Piranha kills.

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said the name of the second producer

[@wallysmith9162]

I caught this movie about a month ago. What freaked me out the most was the nude scene with Leif Garrets mother with his sister talking to her in the same room. I saw my mother nekkid one time and it still fucks with me.

[@homelesshannah50]

Not only that BOTH of them were carrying her around as she pretended to be dead WTF

[@brandonpage7087]

Yeah, that had to be some pretty traumatizing shit for both of them!! I know it would have been for me!!

[@StrikeTeam99]

This movie is brutal, I agree though our culture is getting odd it's ok if people get slaughtered but children and animals are sacred, it's only a movie and like you said it's ok in books. I really don't get america some times :/

[@sydneystroud4397]

I guess ... killing adults is even quite fashionable.

[@danerman]

Joey Styles: CAT FIIIIIGHT CAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIGHT!

[@LeolaGlamour]

I guess you haven’t seen the children 2008 or the Plague which was a Clive Barker production .

[@homelesshannah50]

FYI the guy chasing them was their doctor not the guy driving. His name was Dr. Brown.

[@quinnzykir]

Aaah Orphan: literally the Hand that Rocks the Cradle, but they got a kid to play a 30 year old. They even have the same bathroom freak out scene

[@milesc.anthony2811]

Hahahha, "Blowitz".

[@SpongeyTheEditor]

The Catching fire movie has no shaky cam, so that complaint has been fixed and is now moot.

[@RezValla]

now i want a doc about the making of this movie

[@scottmcdaniel2121]

If ya ever lived in cali you’d know you can have a nice warm day then drive to the snowy mountains

[@mouseypublishings]

Gail the snail.

[@404GameAndMusicProducer]

only chuck Norris can an Vegeta can wear a mustache

[@adiahaalexander9359]

This is the third movie I know with a character named Papa Doc. This one, Action Jackson, and Avatar. What a strangely specific thing.

[@brandonpage7087]

Wow!! That's a strange coincidence!!

[@DarkGlass824]

Rosie O'Donnell wasn't acting there.....that's how she really is in real life.......

[@AA-BB]

It’s TDS

[@michaelbarlow9619]

A comb-forward?

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

If you someday read this, you should check the spanish movie Quién Puede Matar A Un Niño, by the director Narciso Ibáñez Serrador.

[@Serpentsevensix]

You should do The Snowtown Murders. The only film that ever made me extremely uncomfortable.

[@noelperez1751]

One very awesome movie

[@Restless_Hermit80]

I'd like to watch "A making of" this movie.

[@thenightrider2121]

Well, look what just got a 4K Blu-ray from Vinegar Syndrome…

[@GoodBadFlicks]

That was a shocker!

[@racheledwards2352]

Benny Hill music = perfect

[@ValentineFX]

0:22 text message lol ;)

[@naranara1690]

1:15 It's not the moustache that ruins the look, it's his spread-asscheeks hairstyle.

[@MiloTheHermit]

I love the Deception reference

[@ZiggyDoom]

Giggity!

[@mikeonthecouch]

most unrealistic thing about this Movie, a kid opens the hood of a 70´s caddie. those are as heavy as those 5 kids combined xD

[@ironw6806]

How have I never heard of this movie

[@oddeyes9413]

By the way, Piranah wouldn't just attack a human. They do view us as a bigger predator and in addition there are other natural factors in play, so the Piranah death is pretty unrealistic.

[@melvinshine9841]

Piranahs get a bad rap in general. Unless you're already bleeding, they'd just swim away from you.

[@Madbandit77]

Great point with "The Hunger Games". I only have seen the first one, and it's so damn coy with the violence. Go watch "Battle Royale", if you want to see teenagers kill each other. It's hard to agree with you on the producer/director relationship. George Lucas's a pussycat when you compare him to Sam Peckinpah, and I like both guys. Nice review, BTW.

[@GoodBadFlicks]

Thanks! Battle Royale is brutal, great movie. As far as Lucas, I'm not saying he is difficult to work with. I'm merely pointing out that while he has great ideas he needs someone there to reel him off when he starts getting too outlandish. He is surrounded by yes men and no one tells him when he is getting out of hand. For example, Han Solo was originally a bipedal fish until the producers told him no.

[@homelesshannah50]

There was a shitload more violence in the book, I guess they figured they couldn't get the teen crowd if they went too far

[@strikeralvares4372]

Indeed much better than that lousy hunger shit movies. The battle royal manga is even better than the BR movie.

[@EonEsper-Kriz]

Unless their name is, "Tom Selleck," lol. 🤣

[@kyleshiflet9952]

Papa Doc that's the name of the former dictator of Haiti