Google Translate explains GAME OF THRONES

[@twistedtranslations]

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[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

This is unrelated, but have you heard of what happened to the Notre Dame cathedral?

[@Emuu19]

@@ParasaurolophusEwan yea

[@Emuu19]

Its so sad

[@11sriver40]

Please translate So Am I by Ava Max 💖💖

[@Emuu19]

Can u translate more panic at the disco songs please? Thanks! Xx

[@kittkitsune]

"The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain, and loss of a head." This is almost perfect for the first season.

[@bzboy21]

*4:13*

[@edslushie570]

Sounds more like a list of side effects to me.

[@signin938]

Ed Slushie lmao

[@myluciferislonely4313]

i read this just as she said it 😂

[@Nahnbie2223]

Ikr

*Ned is noticing too much blonde* *_Ned looks so guuud.._*

[@RandomPerson-ru8gs]

AHZAM'SEDITS lol

[@swedench5115]

I almost died laughing because of this 😂

[@minthesis]

@@swedench5115 where is ur sad rabbit who wants to be with his friends but is instead a sad rabbit

[@ratinclothes1605]

Those both make about the same amount of sense

[@crispybean8187]

I know someone named Ned-😅

[@SadieWebstera]

“Oh that’s a funny translation .... oh wait that was the original”

[@izzyd6894]

I know nothing about the show I thought the same things till halfway through the episode

[@matthewscorner2990]

And somehow the translated version sounds more realistic.

[@SarahAbramova]

Same, ikr?

[@bonniefan9553]

4:25 sansa runs with little finger sounds very VERY translated.

[@jadebayoba7073]

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN OTHER VIDEOS HAHAHA

[@sakurafalls2468]

''How are you feeling after a long day of school?'' ''Negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head.''

[@NoorMohammed-or6vg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I just got back from school

[@xXAcidBathXx]

@@NoorMohammed-or6vg same. I have conferences later and I am so nervous

[@nimrodlabin8276]

The translated version makes about as much sense to me as the normal version

[@elliottlupin]

To be honest, it makes more sense to me since I've never watched Game of Thrones

[@VioletNKisHere]

I sounds more light hearted when translated.

[@VannyBeumer]

@@elliottlupin neither have i, but the untranslated at least has some semblance of continuity. Also, your pfp is the trans flag, and mine is the nb flag.

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

If you’re not looking you would have a hard time figuring out which is translated or not

[@stephanietaylor6069]

"JOHN DOES NOT SHAVE HIS KNEE" GAAAASSSPPP

[@ResaChiic]

she was yelling so much at the end, i laughed until i gave myself an ab workout

[@whats_ur_damage7879]

i read that as “john did not shave the knife”…so yeah

[@noneofyourbusiness8051]

Yeah I laughed so hard

[@hazy_daydreamsxox3728]

ⁿ⁰

[@t_nicki]

I'm surprised he doesn't shave his knee. I thought everyone shaved their knee.

[@Star_Jewel]

"The abuse of politics is political, but it's false." GT, you is onto something. 👌🏼

[@virtue1993]

Hamilton

[@anonthehousemouse]

and the tabloid headline shall read: "Google Translate Reveals Horrific Truth About Politics! Details Inside!"

[@adammcfall5133]

I also thought that political matters didn't matter because winter was coming..... that's also false... They really ruined season 8...

[@kelsiermistborn]

And 2 plus 2 is 5

[@tanaya5372]

My Friend: *Never watched game of thrones* Can you explain Game of Thrones to me? Me: This also has "Drama" and "Infamous" and "Secondary men".

[@BeanKally]

1k likes One reply

[@ahumantryingtosurvive]

1k like 2 replys

[@turkeycara1224]

1.1k 3 replys

[@kirindrak]

4 th of july

[@ElliciaDawn]

"Ned looks so good." Google Translate is absolutely right about that one.

[@KiyokaMakibi]

"As he was secretly in the womb of his mother" Wtf XD

[@e.superiorgaming8029]

And spreading her all

[@skellytheskeletos8490]

O_0

[@randomgoats]

Tbh half of the original was about as bad. Twins.... Aunt......... ..................

[@danikasmithenhouser5370]

There Is NO word that would make this sentence acceptable: " As he was secretly in the womb of his ______". Especially when "And spreading her all" follows. 😶🤨🌻

[@sams_enfp]

@@e.superiorgaming8029 Sus

[@icecrystalqueen9623]

I almost mixed the real and the translated parts. What on Earth... 🤣🤣🤣

[@maybemintmochi_]

ME TOOOO

[@Jellied_Slime_Games]

I did at one point

[@vgman94]

What do you mean almost? I had to rewind bc I did that like half the time.

[@Lu4455]

Yeah same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tiiimmmm__]

same

[@edslushie570]

You: “Robb Stark” Me, an intellectual: A rocky boy named “Rock Scank”

[@cyberlemon9840]

Covered in a kid

[@elequira5467]

I just laughed so hard I got dizzy

[@howlingwolfart8380]

I can confirm, that was very confusing. No matter how it was said, it was confusing.

[@pianopanicattack]

Replying just so you can see how many likes you have

[@howlingwolfart8380]

@@pianopanicattack Oh, well thank you! Notifications only ever told me about one or two of them. I didn't dream so many people would relate to that comment.

[@longtranbach5518]

And ironically there is an ad of game of thrones in the video

[@yaumelepire6310]

" The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head. " [...] I mean... that's pretty close.

[@pramakers]

It's goddamn accurate.

[@theoumber6604]

The abuse of politics is political, but it's false. *Best line right there* *(and truest line)*

[@asmodean26]

Caelin the Great looking at some countries yes indeed.

[@alienrat-z3g]

This made more sense than tge original.

[@JeremyWS]

Having not seen even one single episode of Game of Thrones, I understood literally none of this … but man was it entertaining. I found this to be hilarious. I don't know why am laughing, please help. I need help. lol

[@chickenladysam4098]

It gets even funnier if you do ever watch game of thrones lol

[@alicelois3962]

@@docock8985 ...

[@lbecca_liamisourangel]

batmanfanforever08 same

[@divadjake]

Me too. Game of thrones is brutal

[@filenotfound2600]

Mood

[@makiluv_8289]

Somehow the translated version made more sense to me...

[@GloomyFish]

"North Korea John goes dragon goggles" This is the best thing I have ever heard, I swear...

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

"White musicians attacked them" I didn't know I was in Game of Thrones!

[@nachtkind46]

"he was secretly in the womb of his mother, and spreading her all" Such Freudian Visceral Imagery!

[@arsontoast5981]

Not gonna lie I would watch the google translate game of thrones

[@koolkitty108]

Seems interesting with many dramatic plot twists!

[@lindseycassella3015]

Way too many characters though

[@Ash-zc8pr]

As someone who has never seen GT, I'd rather watch the translated version.

[@hmvp6346]

I would watch it if that "He was secretly in the womb of his mother and spreading her all" storyline wasn't included.

[@VioletNKisHere]

Yeah

[@gamehero6816]

This also has "Drama" and "Infamous" and "Secondary Men." Yes, lotta them.

[@jonhoughton372]

My mind shifted straight to Total Drama when I heard that.

[@handoyocatur1258]

“TIME OF REVOLUTION AND RECONCILIATION!” - Hamilton Act 1 in a nutshell.

[@kerbiverse6189]

It's time of revolution FOR reconciliation

[@thisorthat7746]

"The negative reaction, hebatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head" basically GT is summing up why incest is bad

[@milniar]

You say ”after too much google translate” in a way that makes it sound like coffee 😂

[@kantorpos258]

I'm your 69th Likes! NOICE!

[@orangespark2340]

From now on, i'm gonna say "go dragon goggles" instead of "go crazy"

[@katinthegetto2916]

Best ending line *_SHUT THE CEILING!!!!!!!!_*

[@philipdarrenellwell1994]

"This also has 'drama'" That's it, that's the whole show.

[@somerandomgirl8897]

“And spreading her all **weird noises** “ Okay I died

[@leovaldez7991]

The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of a head is probably the most accurate description of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen

[@GloomyFish]

Jon does not shave his knee? Scandalous!

[@thehappyfemme]

You don't say "scandalous" in GOT, you say "Shame!, Shame! Shame!"

[@damnboozled]

King lover lover Robert Loveron moved to one of his twin twins and Jimmy, and he solemnly swore to his three teenagers in Galilee. The father of King George Harrison was killed and asked Robert to swap the yacht. When Sulayman was in charge of Sitora, Ned and his daughters went to the south, and so on. Way to jam the tower. Has a Catholic but Bob Morrison turn back. Satan Zone bounces from the night sky, and white musicians attack them. In Esos the dentures carry the dragonfly's dragonfly, and produce the dragons fruit, and it weighs it with golden gold at the top of the horse. Ned looks soo good. ;) So Robert tells him that his real heir is a gandarmé, but with the help of a sergeant, king Bellies and Crete, was deceived to kill Robert. The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain, and loss of head. Winfel Secacaucus, and a rocky boy named Rock Scank, is covered by a kid. The chicks have been killed, and danny vanished from the v*****, so the honey was removed, they became naked, wounded and without three small chickens. Rebecca married Rebecca Julien, and Hamlet Pleasant. Iron Therenne is a Stannyzone, but his brother Renée, Stannis, had beaten him with a kilogram. He tried to use Summerton to express his enthusiasm, but it cuts off Ramsey's forehead. King Stannis, goodbye. Attack ships, but with gratitude for Tyrion, Wild fire burned release stored, and took the Teeny. Zafri is the origin of Sasa Margarie, so Sancea Tyrine has a marriage, and Tressey Lauris is planning to get married. Arian Harlanhall passed the final death, and laser Jackie Hass's assassin. Dani Quarth returns home as a fire fighter. The Great Wall, the last night Secretary. He does not know anything because Ygritte, kills a sexual rock episode with Qhorin. Sam sees an army that is out of his business. It's true. I see. :/ Brian and Jimmy are on the left side, but theyŕe getting Jamie's. Amy and Amy were welcomed by her brothers, and with old people and print it. There are three rhizomes, John and Mira, an orchestra and a Furay in Brahman North. This also has ''Drama'' and ''Infamous'' and ''secondary men.'' Time of revolution for reconciliation. The mascelle are under examination, showcase ceramics, healthy with fingers, and cats are cheated by Delra's Depressed sex. Oberyn fought against Tyrion and died at mount mountain. Jim Tyler and Mersey's appreciation for selling them Essex. From Paris Polis to Paris, kisses sons, and marries in Ramses. Birmingham does not ''hedge'' and the Airbus plan fail. While Gugliemo was not shot, Yakrt's death to save his burning Stan, he admitted to his girlfriend to a cigar. Dan takes mirin, but stop the sheep and tell Joara. Stop and leave, the Christian leaves and look for nose. Siri made a long-standing audio device, but now she has all the hairs, and she feels embarrassed, shyamy, shame. In Ranni 2 of Marco di Maroca are difficult to face nature, but the snails and nuns will leave the dead. John becomes leader of the Lord, insects and insects would do the citizens. (E, OH) Harper harms the cow, John is in the yard and Denny returns to Dortmund. Red of cheeky, chubby rats, reticence of the killer, destroying black. Denny Dorthrick returns, many people blushed, and traversed the iron through the strait of the mother. The gorilla worked, I would love to keep the camera better, and all it's moral, brushci, and custom enemies. Class is the new three-eyed raven, so BIG THE WAY!!! These rabbits are just as fast as the Mercury engine for dogs and John. Dani performed at the dance floor, and was able to marry Clamenté. When he had a great pleasure to be taken to Eira, and Jannah da Hermoine. Go to the white people, So North Korea John goes dragon goggles. Lady, BVS Waffeefel and chance, and finally to the neck jimbutta Beilize. It's a very important issue for my Linux hands and Tarhas handshake. John does not shave his knee, and the Olympic Comedy comedy comes out. The abuse of Politics is political, but it's false. Finally John fell down on his knees and Danny had as he was secretly in the womb of his mother, and spreading her all. The evening king, with an icebreaker, is in a hurry, and SHUT THE CEILING!!! Miranda, I'm tired. lol

[@greekejones8406]

Why did you censor vagina?

[@Sophie-vb1hk]

That's great dedication

[@damnboozled]

@@greekejones8406 i gues it was bad lol idk

[@hellohaveagoodday]

Thank you

[@ninahasabanana]

Why did you waste your time lol.

[@sabrinakirchner242]

I thought “dragon goggles” was funny but then... SHUT THE CEILING!!!!!!😂

[@gamehero6816]

"Sam sees an army that is out of business. It's true. I see." Comedy gold!

[@palmtree1948]

"Satan Zones bounces from the night sky and white musicians attack them" That's the part I couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@Markyweewubus1]

I know it's very late, but still. Courtesy of Google Translate. "Satan's land flies from the sky and white musicians attack them." This is something I can't laugh at.

[@spencerd6126]

I feel like kissing your son and being in the womb of your mother are par for the course with got

[@HAWXLEADER]

Non Google translate version: I like this content, it's like you are the mother of good funny videos on got

[@subscriberswithoutanyvid-km4vx]

the irony, i got a game of thrones ad before this video.

[@Sophie-vb1hk]

I got one whilst reading this comment... full irony

[@BlueMageDaisen]

That's not irony...

[@campbelll6957]

LOL same here

[@supermouse73]

I’m fairly certain sometimes the ads you get are related to the video you’re watching (this doesn’t always apply)

[@gardensage.]

Same

[@ttheone3518]

Please translate some eurovision 2019 songs it would be so nice for your viewers in europe

[@rosetheukemum4912]

Your very right I'm from Germany

[@teastainsonmyteeth]

Yes!! Or like the most famous winners

[@rawairek]

Maybe Eurovision Winners Medley: from 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2018 - they're so famous 😉

[@zakysam7374]

FUEGO

[@jeskyaalee5363]

Omg yes!!!

[@Error-tr9ke]

"The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain and loss of head" Pretty much sums up Game of Thrones

[@Traveller281]

"E OOHH!!" Also I dare anyone to listen to this without watching the screen and identify exactly what's real and what's multi-translated. That summary alone was golden.

[@TheRetroShepherd]

"These rabbits are just as fast as the Mercury engine" Huh, I never would have expected GoT to be a show about cars.

[@stonetimekeeper]

Is it bad if google translate makes more sense? In all honesty though you should do this to other series like Gravity Falls for example.

[@Contr4dictory]

Are you sure you want a google translate episode about Gravitational shower?

[@stonetimekeeper]

@@Contr4dictory I was talking about the Disney cartoon Gravity Falls google translate explanation. But a gravitational shower sounds fun too.

[@Contr4dictory]

@@stonetimekeeper I know. Gravitational shower is what google thinks it's named when translated

[@stonetimekeeper]

@@Contr4dictory oh. Then let's translate that too.

[@naturegirl1999]

I support the notion of Google Translate Gravity Falls

[@aaliyahkatarina7791]

I HAVE watched GoT, and the translated version still made more sense! 😂

[@brunolapointe66]

"He does not know anything because Ygritte kills a sexual rock episode with Quorin." I must have missed that episode.

[@geako9849]

Well yeah she killed it 😂😂😂

[@xx__xx3076]

5:49 that "Marco di Maroca" literally killed meXD it's kinda ironic because Dorne looks smth like Southern Europe so it couldn't be better

[@akhdoggi8luv116]

Why did my mind change that to "Marco Polo literally killed me" 🤣

[@minalh715]

So, in GoT we have : a gendarme, a fire service, an airplane....never knew GoT was this modern !

[@wizardfan8656]

At some points I was wondering if it was the real text or the google one lmao

[@ArtisticSin]

SEXUAL ROCK EPISODE *WITH EPIC MUSIC* 6:30 me when I see Malinda *blushes enough for many people* Thanks for all the likes my dudes and dudetes

[@cateye008]

The best part about this is easily some of the names. King Lover Lover Satan Zone Rock Skank Rebecca Julien Hamlet Pleasant Guglielmo Marco di Maroca Jimbuta Belize Edit: Forgot Janna de Hermione

[@FreakHarryPotter]

"Jana da Hermione." Wrong fandom, Google Translate... 😄

[@randikinton7018]

I LOVE t

[@aRandomPolandBallfan]

Yer a wizard, Ned.

[@lillian394]

I’ve never seen Game of Thrones and both versions are just as funny and neither make sense either lol 😂 Edit:thank you for all the likes-I literally get maybe 5 likes on a comment lol

[@pianopanicattack]

Replying so you can see how many likes you have

[@sarcasticdemon7669]

You have 155 likes so far

[@goldenlion886]

Same

[@_j.28.10_]

What in the world is going on in this video? 😂😂😂

[@syifanurkhalisa3462]

Everything. Everything is happening in this video.

[@keegan6448]

Honestly, no one knows. Not even Malinda.

[@yeetthesceet4594]

The translation sounds more believable than the actual series

[@jelenako.3639]

"Satan zone bounces in the night sky" me when i have nightmares about the Bermuda triangle

[@babblgamgummi6029]

1:55 That's actually an accurate way to describe joffrey.

[@maladaptvs]

“JOHN DOES NOT SHAVE HIS KNEE” got me baha

[@hickorydaisy4117]

You ever try translating excerpts from history books? The fate of the rebellion of the New York City of New York City was “violated, with emotion, emptied of Britain”, which was falsely repeated on July 1.

[@oddlyanzie3110]

I'm calling Brienne and Jamie 'Brian and Jimmy' for the rest of my life 😂😂😂

[@NielsonLucas]

I also know a few friends named Brian. I also know 2 friends named Jeremiah.

[@nixtheclause9984]

Sounds like Shakespeare. Loss of body parts, death, royalty, checks all the boxes!

[@theLOSTpassenger_]

GOT definitely has some Shakespeare influence, especially Macbeth and Hamlet.

[@emiliamiko3601]

I know nothing about Game of thrones, but I would love to read a fanfic based on the google translate version

[@lydia1157]

i know, someone needs to make sense of this

[@MusicInTheDarkness]

Okay but now I really want you to do a version of this explaining Kingdom Hearts

[@darthsombra2102]

ALL OF THE YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@princessncn4674]

@@darthsombra2102 yay

[@reverdyabuyen]

You mad raven, she will die from the Darkness of GT consuming her!

[@evecampbell3069]

I really want that as well!

[@orfeassiozos1575]

“ Ned looked so _gooooooood_ ”

[@linagreenwood5109]

Me: *takes a sip of water* Malinda: AnD a RoCkY bOy NaMeD ROCK SCKANK Me: *spits water onto screen due to laughing* Oops Yeah I like my own comment WADDAYA GONNA DO BOUT IT

[@whatsafterly]

same lmaoooo

[@kirstenblackwell9915]

*KZbin comment like police pound on your door* open up, we know you liked your own comment! (Lol)

[@charliekahn4205]

Join you in doing so.

[@Yashael341]

Pretty sure she has a video warning us not to consume beverages while watching her videos. It's also good.

[@minthesis]

U were told not to drink while watching these

[@MythicalKittydog]

"and he solemnly swore to his three teenagers" made me think of "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

[@callisto5097]

Being an Italian I lost it when she started to say random Italian names😂

[@LIZARDONFIRE]

Poor jon..Google translate has brought his world to shambles!

[@luxarcanae]

Hey... since Notre Dame almost burned down, can you honor her by translating the Bells of Notre Dame? Im still crying about this...

[@Fuchsschwester]

I know I am quite late, but if you want to honor Notre Dame, Malinda should gather her gang, I mean friends, of course 😉, and do a real cover of "Bells of Notre Dame", not a Translator Fail. Just my opinion.

[@jadebayoba7073]

7:01 That's the best part, oh lord im dying

[@potatoesbutmashed2002]

"The negative reaction, hepatitis, burden, pain, and loss of a head."

[@katyasamoliuk1454]

Gt: stop and look for the nose! Voldemort: well that would help.....

[@trissimusslos4722]

Denny returns to Dortmund and says "Greetings from Northrhine-Westphalia" ^^

[@AntonConstanti]

My favorites here: "The Olympic Comedy Comedy comes out!" "The Last Night Secretary" "Mercury Engine"

[@thisorthat7746]

I'm gonna start calling the White Walkers "White Musicians" from now on

[@Tenrin96]

I watched it the 3rd time and had a "cards against humanity" feeling

[@ffsfreddie]

Omg! You should recreate the first episode in google translate!

[@idkv7052]

I love how redundantly redundant these translations were

[@montassardridi5380]

*"so the honey was removed they become naked , wounded and without three small chikens "*

[@geoffjenekrns7711]

"The Airbus Plans Fail" Shows Picture of a380 Plane Geeks: 😢

[@Hr-sd5sd]

Both the original story and the Google translation made about equal sence. Loved it.

[@Fuzy2K]

The translations on their own are funny as hell, but your delivery of them makes them freaking hilarious. XD

[@zo6679]

“White musicians attack them!” Just about as scary as white walkers

[@daynamorris2399]

Ouch!

[@tiffanie4306]

"and the Airbus plans fail" true

[@BubblegumLightsaber]

"Red of cheeky, chubby rats, reticence of the killer, destroying black." honestly that's poetry there also: a lot of the translated names would fit in a D&D campaign :p "I'm Winfel Secacaucus, I'm a half-elf cleric"

[@RestlessHarp]

That would be a good name. Not sure about Rock Scank though... 😂

[@theLOSTpassenger_]

Evening King somehow sounds so much less threatening than Night King.

[@chelsey8737]

"Loses his nose!?!?" Voldemort is that you??

[@aRandomPolandBallfan]

First Hermione and now Voldy? I think they got a few fandoms mixed up lol

[@chrissyvanilla]

Oh god I still have no idea what is going on in GOT 😂

[@aliciapearson3120]

I've said WHAT so many times in this episode... wow.

[@queen0fcupsvid]

I had to stop so many times because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Well done

[@superjeantook]

I hve no clue what you just said..... I think ill stick to LOTR and Narnia and Harry Potter

[@arrinmurrin8034]

BIG THE WAY! BIGTHEWAY! BIGDEWAY! BIDWAY! BIWay..! Biway..! Biway..! Biway! (Hodor)

[@Alkotra]

4:20 Russia, basically anytime in history

[@dont2671]

6:53 GEEZ, HOW FAST?

[@ekvictory007]

I still have no clue how the show works, but I'm not ashamed of my hairy knees any more. ...so thats a plus.

[@manologamerss5801]

The translated version is a lot happier than the original one

[@nugget8967]

All I got from this is that everyone blames Tyrion

[@guiannecheynn2138]

Would it be possible to do all 7 seasons Once Upon a Time through Google Translate?

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Wow, that would be insane!

[@vegetarianvamp101]

The last season made about as much sense as a Google Translate episode

[@ProffesionalZombie12]

"J O H N D O E S N O T S H A V E H I S K N E E"

[@flyonwall81]

i've love to see how many outtakes there are from this with just laughing at how nonsensical some of it gets (especially the name changes)

[@maryappafooga9180]

2:12 That sort of makes sense...