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Imbrandonfarris

Imbrandonfarris

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@BlahBitch-qr4yv
@BlahBitch-qr4yv 4 жыл бұрын
This is like when you were a kid explaining to your parents how you made a “potion”.
@josie_lynn5387
@josie_lynn5387 4 жыл бұрын
Clumsy space Queen yeah lol
@jaxon3062
@jaxon3062 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@BlahBitch-qr4yv
@BlahBitch-qr4yv 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the likes!
@SimplyBee_T0G
@SimplyBee_T0G 4 жыл бұрын
My little sister (shes 4) does that ALL THE TIMEE
@BlahBitch-qr4yv
@BlahBitch-qr4yv 4 жыл бұрын
Colorless Studios me and my brother would do that when we were younger.
@Brievel
@Brievel 4 жыл бұрын
Got here from my sister. Sitting here crying laughing. Literal tears. Anyone ever told you that you remind them of a considerably more self-aware Sheldon Cooper?
@AceOfBlackjack
@AceOfBlackjack 4 жыл бұрын
That works I was gonna say he was a good person.
@bladepepper2029
@bladepepper2029 4 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT JUST ME! He literally even sounds like Sheldon Lmao
@Brievel
@Brievel 4 жыл бұрын
@@bladepepper2029 He does. Funnily enough it's just this video, he hasn't really reminded me of Sheldon in any others.
@aricatz7336
@aricatz7336 2 жыл бұрын
bruh, 666 likes
@RebrandedTote
@RebrandedTote 4 жыл бұрын
nobody playing around when google starts speaking enchantment table.
@average_rainworld_enjoyer
@average_rainworld_enjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Wait am I the *first?*
@RebrandedTote
@RebrandedTote 3 жыл бұрын
@@average_rainworld_enjoyer yep
@average_rainworld_enjoyer
@average_rainworld_enjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
@@RebrandedTote *yay*
@yagirlseaa
@yagirlseaa 3 жыл бұрын
@@average_rainworld_enjoyer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@average_rainworld_enjoyer
@average_rainworld_enjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
@@yagirlseaa *I'm a FAN*
@Tazarul
@Tazarul 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” me in the bathroom: i hope not
@emilylothchomphou3716
@emilylothchomphou3716 4 жыл бұрын
Here on the porcelain throne with you buddy. Time to wipe.
@tlaoltjenbruns9580
@tlaoltjenbruns9580 4 жыл бұрын
The toilet is your friend when you're black-out drunk, so perhaps it has some merit...? Unless you don't drink....
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 4 жыл бұрын
Aurora Oltjenbruns yes, the toilet has saved me many times when I got a lil drunk 👉👈
@zenkathrainie2745
@zenkathrainie2745 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, JESUS
@jamiehill739
@jamiehill739 4 жыл бұрын
Literally same
@britishtea_6708
@britishtea_6708 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon : I know you’re watching this with a friend Me : *sitting in bed eating toast at 2am* Satan..?
@kdevilbaby1764
@kdevilbaby1764 4 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@MICRO.p
@MICRO.p 4 жыл бұрын
@@kdevilbaby1764 I love you
@kdevilbaby1764
@kdevilbaby1764 4 жыл бұрын
@@MICRO.p I love you too kiddo
@annawilliams8999
@annawilliams8999 4 жыл бұрын
Me at the table eating noodles at 22:00 😂👌
@annawilliams8999
@annawilliams8999 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry I can't like the comment it's at 69 likes, uh whatever
@izzyminoose2707
@izzyminoose2707 4 жыл бұрын
Neighbors: Hey, what do you do for a living? Him: ....
@sarahvanrooyen7280
@sarahvanrooyen7280 4 жыл бұрын
Yep lol
@ollie_isreal
@ollie_isreal 4 жыл бұрын
That would be a “great” conversation
@mani-ei5kq
@mani-ei5kq 4 жыл бұрын
@@ollie_isreal great is an understatement
@limefrog7965
@limefrog7965 3 жыл бұрын
yep i agree
@fox-animations8814
@fox-animations8814 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: Well you see. I make huge messes and then dread cleaning it up. *continues to go on* People next door: *mind* we got another crazy one 👁👄👁
@adrih8694
@adrih8694 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you're watching this with a friend" Me: a friend...
@maybecaleb3085
@maybecaleb3085 4 жыл бұрын
Adri Ano wait, what is that?
@dlca2
@dlca2 4 жыл бұрын
Satan
@randompersonb5320
@randompersonb5320 4 жыл бұрын
-I said longingly, As My Tears Fell, I closed My eyes, And Wished The same wish I have Asked for the Past 10 Years.....
@thiagoaurelio491
@thiagoaurelio491 4 жыл бұрын
me: so how are doing demon under my bed
@meepmeep3035
@meepmeep3035 4 жыл бұрын
I'll be your friend =)
@Huntress_Hannah
@Huntress_Hannah 4 жыл бұрын
When you’re on a budget: Boil water without water
@TheRealSylent
@TheRealSylent 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta good laugh out of that one.
@jakobschmutz
@jakobschmutz 4 жыл бұрын
Well i always freeze some for bad times.
@DucksAreCool_AF
@DucksAreCool_AF 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lukegillespie2474
@lukegillespie2474 4 жыл бұрын
when you're so poor you can't afford water.
@gasped
@gasped 4 жыл бұрын
This comment got me good
@sarahkarimi4936
@sarahkarimi4936 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I know you’re watching this with a friend Me: *Ahah bold of you to assume I have friends Brandon*
@bellumiverson5469
@bellumiverson5469 3 жыл бұрын
@Grace Taylor Oop- also hi :)
@christinashrader9733
@christinashrader9733 3 жыл бұрын
*bold*
@captain_soda2457
@captain_soda2457 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@UNknown-ic8nl
@UNknown-ic8nl 3 жыл бұрын
You dare you expose me
@seekerlemm875
@seekerlemm875 3 жыл бұрын
Saaaame. (200th like btw.)
@LizanneGlasgow
@LizanneGlasgow 5 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend.” *looks around* Where?
@iamsecryt
@iamsecryt 5 жыл бұрын
Lizanne Glasgow I’ll be your friend🤷🏼‍♀️
@LizanneGlasgow
@LizanneGlasgow 5 жыл бұрын
Castiel Mctavish 😂 no, I meant I was watching it alone...I mean, I send the occasional Brandon Farris video to my brother or a friend, but so far I’ve been alone whilst actually watching. I thought it might be taken that way though. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@iamsecryt
@iamsecryt 5 жыл бұрын
Lizanne Glasgow no one will ever appreciate Brandon Farris how we do.
@missyomalley7110
@missyomalley7110 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching with my son and he was like, "how did he know!?"
@idk-yr9hr
@idk-yr9hr 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching with my cat :p
@chipperchipperton3001
@chipperchipperton3001 4 жыл бұрын
"Stir the mixture before it disappears overnight" The bowl of randomness at nigh: Imma head out
@comingforyourknees1264
@comingforyourknees1264 4 жыл бұрын
Or is it the bowl of underachievers
@lukasaoo88
@lukasaoo88 4 жыл бұрын
t
@sofiadragon6520
@sofiadragon6520 4 жыл бұрын
"In a saucepan" He's holding a fry pan, then gets a soup pot. You want to get that medium-sized looking pot my dude.
@HisHavoc
@HisHavoc 4 жыл бұрын
"Brandon Brandon?" *"Yes Papa?"* "Eating sugar?" *"No papa, I am just pouring it on the counter."*
@blackpinkbtsfangirl5801
@blackpinkbtsfangirl5801 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. You are the cure of my depression
@aurorangamer9210
@aurorangamer9210 4 жыл бұрын
So much yes
@kittenlover796
@kittenlover796 4 жыл бұрын
I love this😆
@xyrealkaro4348
@xyrealkaro4348 4 жыл бұрын
*hehehehehe* I was the 666th like on this I am proud
@raybs3589
@raybs3589 4 жыл бұрын
and outside
@professionalaccount8012
@professionalaccount8012 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you're watching this with a friend" (*sobs in introvert*)
@professionalaccount8012
@professionalaccount8012 4 жыл бұрын
Well with the virus spreading now... I guess it's a good thing all my friends are online...
@anti-spiral159
@anti-spiral159 4 жыл бұрын
@@professionalaccount8012 Can I offer you my friendship in this trying times?
@emmamoo435
@emmamoo435 4 жыл бұрын
Madam Salt bruh same :(?
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 4 жыл бұрын
Madam Salt same *cries in only-having-two-irl-friends-ish*
@shannonn2569
@shannonn2569 4 жыл бұрын
I'm also an introvert with several issues but hey if a fellow introvert needs a pep talk, do not give up fellow introvert!! *sobs in social awkwardness* ...
@lucycarruthers6719
@lucycarruthers6719 3 жыл бұрын
Ever since I started watching your videos I've always told my cakes that they are going to do great before putting them in the oven
@keirarunyan2603
@keirarunyan2603 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you didn’t give crafty Kristy any wood to make the frame...
@ava7362
@ava7362 4 жыл бұрын
Keira Runyan trueeeeee
@ava7362
@ava7362 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Sam-ob2cl
@Sam-ob2cl 4 жыл бұрын
That's a fair point
@jessicadever704
@jessicadever704 4 жыл бұрын
Imaginary wood
@HOME0426
@HOME0426 4 жыл бұрын
Ture
@MisterFSmilee
@MisterFSmilee 4 жыл бұрын
"I figured my girlfriend and I would christen it" Oh Brandon, please don't smash a bottle in your new kitchen...
@asher_delphi976
@asher_delphi976 Жыл бұрын
That would be too easy
@ruthiebetan-snook1439
@ruthiebetan-snook1439 4 жыл бұрын
“I know your watching this with a friend.” Me at a party: he knows to much!
@thebeanoverlord1442
@thebeanoverlord1442 3 жыл бұрын
Me curled up in my boyfriend's lap like a cat: he really does
@javenboedeker6368
@javenboedeker6368 3 жыл бұрын
Me sitting in a room alone besides my lost under bed cat: does he know something I don’t?
@moxifoxi7710
@moxifoxi7710 3 жыл бұрын
Me and my bf
@SolisStorm
@SolisStorm 3 жыл бұрын
Do two kitty cats count?
@MacaroniAndMayonnaise
@MacaroniAndMayonnaise 3 жыл бұрын
@circled wood Well, somebody had *too*
@yabini3850
@yabini3850 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you're watching this with a friend" Me: turns my head to see a fly on my shoulder Oh
@camilla3961
@camilla3961 4 жыл бұрын
That is awesome
@persontheperson5254
@persontheperson5254 4 жыл бұрын
I am watching with my cat😂😂😂
@x-genyt3856
@x-genyt3856 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching with todoroki **sips boba**
@DucksAreCool_AF
@DucksAreCool_AF 4 жыл бұрын
I, don't even have a fly for a friend so yea °n°
@gacharse1534
@gacharse1534 4 жыл бұрын
I Have Online Friends I Never Met Theres Like 15 Of Them
@scorpiolady1031
@scorpiolady1031 4 жыл бұрын
Placing the flour in the pot then on the stove Brandon: "That's gonna become something" Me "Burnt"
@matildavanhoef1585
@matildavanhoef1585 4 жыл бұрын
'I know you're watching this with a friend.' Me: looks behind me and sees a picture of my dead grandmother
@-marsh-8283
@-marsh-8283 4 жыл бұрын
Aw , that's actually kinda sad
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 3 жыл бұрын
wholesome
@biemo6112
@biemo6112 3 жыл бұрын
Oop- -me slowly looking at my abundance of stuffies in my bed with me
@sarahwilliams7414
@sarahwilliams7414 3 жыл бұрын
@@biemo6112 omg are you a little like me🥺🥺🥺
@urn8228
@urn8228 3 жыл бұрын
L 🙂
@TooLaziy42
@TooLaziy42 4 жыл бұрын
Family: cooking isnt that hard, just fallow the instructions The instructions: 4:55
@amethystsky5091
@amethystsky5091 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂 this had me dead💀😂
@haleyleeann8319
@haleyleeann8319 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon: wanna see it at a wide angle? Me: uh yessss Brandon: *zooms out 0.00001* Me: wow😍
@rileylou9758
@rileylou9758 5 жыл бұрын
[insert clapping] 👏👏👏😂
@weirdcatcoaster1237
@weirdcatcoaster1237 4 жыл бұрын
Wow :0 What a great view
@arpilclark1
@arpilclark1 4 жыл бұрын
I ugly laughed at this
@Emily.Russell
@Emily.Russell 4 жыл бұрын
It looks amazing 😍😍😍
@doratheexplorer5188
@doratheexplorer5188 3 жыл бұрын
"let the baking sheet make a wood frame" *proceeds to give the baking sheet everything except wood*
@SoloVale948
@SoloVale948 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” Me: *looks at both my teddies* “oh hey guys” 🥰
@sophie2846
@sophie2846 4 жыл бұрын
my dyslexic ass didn't read that as "teddies" and I was slightly concerned about why you would greet them
@powerrevolt9245
@powerrevolt9245 4 жыл бұрын
@@sophie2846 oh boy
@Wolfgalaxy_21
@Wolfgalaxy_21 4 жыл бұрын
@@sophie2846 I feel you as i have it too
@KL96012
@KL96012 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no I read that as tittles- jeez I neeed to stop learning dirty jokes
@Bloxxers_rclNotAClanner
@Bloxxers_rclNotAClanner 9 ай бұрын
​@@KL96012well maybe think before you comment :troll:
@handsanitizer688
@handsanitizer688 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” Laughs in quarantine
@migari.-.
@migari.-. 4 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Friends? Do you mean the friends that ignore me?
@yxo_8123
@yxo_8123 4 жыл бұрын
I was watching this with my brother tho
@hoyou101
@hoyou101 4 жыл бұрын
*the house demon* : And I thought we were friends
@WhoKnowsAlly
@WhoKnowsAlly 4 жыл бұрын
The first time watching this I was this 2 peeps lol
@aNeWhAnDToUchEsThEbEaCoN
@aNeWhAnDToUchEsThEbEaCoN 4 жыл бұрын
I watch his videos with my mother
@hamsterinatree7987
@hamsterinatree7987 4 жыл бұрын
Him: I know you’re watching this with a friend. Me: Looks behind me Potato bag: Pikachu
@animeotaku9671
@animeotaku9671 3 жыл бұрын
Nice 69 likes
@TheSourLemon.
@TheSourLemon. 4 жыл бұрын
When life gives you sugar Brandon: melt it down and Pour it into a cup.
@emilyesnyman
@emilyesnyman 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@travishawyer8150
@travishawyer8150 3 жыл бұрын
Or pour it from the second story window
@lennonblockland
@lennonblockland 4 жыл бұрын
“Both of y’all need Jesus” My cat: 😦
@swedishgaygirl6078
@swedishgaygirl6078 4 жыл бұрын
That's me and my dog.
@zaeyact
@zaeyact 4 жыл бұрын
Me and the demon under my bed: 😦
@styxwhat
@styxwhat 3 жыл бұрын
@@zaeyact this is my favorite reply
@jasonsizemore6726
@jasonsizemore6726 3 жыл бұрын
lol yay lol 😄😆😅😄😃😂😉😁😋😶🤗😍😋☺🙂😎🤗😎😎😅😘😘😅😅😅😅😘😘😅😘😅😅😘😅😘😅😘😇😘😇😘😇😘😅😇😘😍😅😏😘😘😇😅🤗😇😘😇😇😇😘😘🤔🤔🎃🎄🎃🎊🎃🎄🎉🎄🎉🎄🎃🎃🎄🎃🎄🎃🎃🐈🐈🐈🐈🐕
@angxe1Love
@angxe1Love 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh me and my sleep paralysis demon: 😦
@abbieleesleyy
@abbieleesleyy 3 жыл бұрын
When life gives you sugar “take all the sugar in the house and shove it into your pockets so dad doesn’t see but he does when he does laundry and wonders why there’s sUgAr iN TheRe” life lessons with Brandon😊
@JojoTheVulture
@JojoTheVulture 4 жыл бұрын
"Those who burden themselves with it shall be cut" That's not from a 6 year old. That's a quote from the bible
@mb2871
@mb2871 4 жыл бұрын
I saw this as soon as that played
@DC-np5kf
@DC-np5kf 4 жыл бұрын
@@mb2871 same wtf
@JojoTheVulture
@JojoTheVulture 4 жыл бұрын
@Claire Pringle it's not in the Bible, I'm saying it sounds like something from the Bible
@jacobmarshall23
@jacobmarshall23 2 жыл бұрын
@@JojoTheVulture Jeremiah 23:36-40 King James Version 36 And the burden of the Lord shall ye mention no more: for every man's word shall be his burden; for ye have perverted the words of the living God, of the Lord of hosts our God. 37 Thus shalt thou say to the prophet, What hath the Lord answered thee? and, What hath the Lord spoken? 38 But since ye say, The burden of the Lord; therefore thus saith the Lord; Because ye say this word, The burden of the Lord, and I have sent unto you, saying, Ye shall not say, The burden of the Lord; 39 Therefore, behold, I, even I, will utterly forget you, and I will forsake you, and the city that I gave you and your fathers, and cast you out of my presence: 40 And I will bring an everlasting reproach upon you, and a perpetual shame, which shall not be forgotten.
@ell13_
@ell13_ 2 жыл бұрын
i did that once and it started growing black mold
@j.c.841
@j.c.841 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha..... Brandon snapping the belt... “where are those egg whites?”
@shannonmejia3626
@shannonmejia3626 5 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part, lol! 🤣
@ICPadict36
@ICPadict36 5 жыл бұрын
whooping with a BLACK belt 🤣
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 жыл бұрын
Read this at EXACTLY the same time he did it in the movie.
@jennyalcala5871
@jennyalcala5871 4 жыл бұрын
Me being Mexican had flashbacks
@colehege3031
@colehege3031 4 жыл бұрын
Rebeccah Herdener movie?!?
@jasonphandy
@jasonphandy 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you all are watching this with a friend” me in my room alone: 👁👄👁
@travishawyer8150
@travishawyer8150 3 жыл бұрын
You hear from behind your blinds : *h e s r I g h t*
@CallmeZOMBII
@CallmeZOMBII 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@enchans
@enchans 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” me looking over to the dark floating voids of nothingness: 𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝑒𝒹
@skylerbrown3585
@skylerbrown3585 4 жыл бұрын
“Uncooked water” -Google Translate 2020 Wow I got likes
@Jziyuo
@Jziyuo 4 жыл бұрын
You don't cook your water before drinking it?
@allie540
@allie540 4 жыл бұрын
I subscribed to you, because of this lovely comment
@jessicadever704
@jessicadever704 4 жыл бұрын
"Can I have uhhhhhhhh uncooked water?"
@WhoKnowsAlly
@WhoKnowsAlly 4 жыл бұрын
Wow l got likes -Skyler Brown 2020
@-IcarianFire-
@-IcarianFire- 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jziyuo no no no I don’t cook it... I bake it U-U
@maddieeffler6362
@maddieeffler6362 2 жыл бұрын
8:56 "Oh, we never used the thick milk, awww." He sounds like a parent talking to their toddler, and I love it.
@averyw.9790
@averyw.9790 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I know you are watching this with a friend! Me: * is alone * Me: ok.
@avery3816
@avery3816 4 жыл бұрын
I have no friends 🤣 so if you mean 2 dogs than ok
@amateurpicatsso6448
@amateurpicatsso6448 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this comment, but it's at 69, so is it ok if I don't press the like button?
@averyw.9790
@averyw.9790 4 жыл бұрын
Ashebot2704 yeah that’s fine 😂
@spicycttn3779
@spicycttn3779 4 жыл бұрын
But.. were u alone..?
@averyw.9790
@averyw.9790 4 жыл бұрын
Christmas was yes. Yes I was.
@jordanholloway8341
@jordanholloway8341 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "While whipping the egg whites" Me: I've never been called an egg before, but I'm down.
@Brievel
@Brievel 4 жыл бұрын
What? You egg! * stabs you *
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god something just came into my head *eggs get smashed a lot*
@Chill_lxrd
@Chill_lxrd 4 жыл бұрын
@@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 a lot of dirty minded people like me will understand this X3
@animefan3624
@animefan3624 4 жыл бұрын
「 N X B U L A 」 oh hell no
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560
@ignoreanycommentsoverayear6560 4 жыл бұрын
Peridot Lazuli I A G R E E
@mikumikumikumikumiku9984
@mikumikumikumikumiku9984 4 жыл бұрын
2020 memes be like : *“You know you’re dizzy when you almost fall over”*
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh and I can't tell if it's because it's 2 am or because it's funny
@TimBenjamin1028
@TimBenjamin1028 4 жыл бұрын
4:23
@emilyesnyman
@emilyesnyman 4 жыл бұрын
@@queer-ios3155 same, but it's only 11:30 pm😂😂
@itzmedb8290
@itzmedb8290 4 жыл бұрын
@@emilyesnyman 11:10 pm for me
@peeperthedroucan9257
@peeperthedroucan9257 4 жыл бұрын
I read it when it happened XD
@aaryn459
@aaryn459 5 жыл бұрын
So bring the water to a boil without adding water....died....dead.
@louiselafferty5484
@louiselafferty5484 4 жыл бұрын
*done*
@BMatthews99
@BMatthews99 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at that one
@Micoamaujohnson2012
@Micoamaujohnson2012 4 жыл бұрын
Bradon: Aww we didn't use the thick milk Me: -still trying to figure out what to do with the tick milk-
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 4 жыл бұрын
tick milk... excuse yourself out
@destinylancaster3868
@destinylancaster3868 4 жыл бұрын
You can milk ticks!??
@nobodysseus2905
@nobodysseus2905 4 жыл бұрын
So an engorged tick is just a swollen udder?
@vooshmoozik6185
@vooshmoozik6185 4 жыл бұрын
@@nobodysseus2905 maybe a fruit fly?
@sergeantjoker187
@sergeantjoker187 3 жыл бұрын
tick milk???????
@Natuphis
@Natuphis 4 жыл бұрын
Him: you know your dizzy when you start to fall over... Me: (nodding my head) didn’t know that
@_www.guessilldie.com.au.
@_www.guessilldie.com.au. 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: “ I know you’re watching this with a friend” Me: * *Alone* * Also me: * *slowly reaching for my cross* * “Mhm.... 👀”
@teddybear8013
@teddybear8013 4 жыл бұрын
That was my reaction
@dumiighostii
@dumiighostii 4 жыл бұрын
I just went "GhOsTiEs??"
@rohitagrawal8831
@rohitagrawal8831 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Maya-Jasper
@Maya-Jasper 4 жыл бұрын
Ghosts are my friend -_- plus doesn't everybody here have a spirit guardian?
@emilyesnyman
@emilyesnyman 4 жыл бұрын
Saaaame
@rat.2192
@rat.2192 4 жыл бұрын
"I know your watching this with a friend" Me at 12am not getting sleep: 👀
@Fenrir90918
@Fenrir90918 3 жыл бұрын
I got this feelin, somebody’s watching me
@snailsarecool0.1
@snailsarecool0.1 3 жыл бұрын
Heh those are rookie numbers
@xanzusx
@xanzusx 4 жыл бұрын
It's weird that he doesn't directly see to the camera, it's like he is watching something at my back...my paralysis demon?
@gayathrib.prachod1859
@gayathrib.prachod1859 4 жыл бұрын
YES ! THANKYOU!
@jennarush9731
@jennarush9731 4 жыл бұрын
He's looking at the view finder.
@kiyaelizabeth7588
@kiyaelizabeth7588 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment!
@emilyischarmed13
@emilyischarmed13 5 жыл бұрын
"My girlfriend and I decided to Christen it. No, not like that!" I guess you knew I would be watching. If by friend you mean cat then yes.
@HeavenHernandez90
@HeavenHernandez90 5 жыл бұрын
Emily Miller I had the same reaction....just me and my cats watching ha
@jinxxgames9885
@jinxxgames9885 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly same tho
@TRUSTNO16
@TRUSTNO16 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@inq_9294
@inq_9294 5 жыл бұрын
What is beside your name ?
@emilyischarmed13
@emilyischarmed13 5 жыл бұрын
@@inq_9294 My membership badge! 😊 It's only $1.99 a month. I think he also has a Patreon but I can't really afford that. 😏
@aricatz7336
@aricatz7336 2 жыл бұрын
"how much can you hear.. down there, i.. don't wanna know" lmfao 🤣 dude, his craziness is literally me whenever I'm alone lol
@kcinsane
@kcinsane 4 жыл бұрын
"You know you're dizzy when you almost fall over..." -Brandon Farris 2020
@smirky2639
@smirky2639 4 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that was hilarious
@woodyblox7724
@woodyblox7724 4 жыл бұрын
Smirkyyy I am so disappointed that this is one of the only comments referencing that part :(
@crunchy_mystery_meat2458
@crunchy_mystery_meat2458 4 жыл бұрын
I fall over everytime I sit up too fast
@purplemoss74
@purplemoss74 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon gives ants to his downstairs neighbors by pouring sugar out the window!!😂😂😂😂 They are not gonna like you!!
@ederathesimp7369
@ederathesimp7369 4 жыл бұрын
Rip neighbors 😢
@Liz-ix6ss
@Liz-ix6ss 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: Y'all need Jesus, I know you are watching this with a friend. Me in my bed at 5:21 AM: ...I DAMN HOPE NOT.
@dezzydavina8455
@dezzydavina8455 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you're watching this with a friend." Me: *laying in bed at **12:00** at night by myself*
@dlca2
@dlca2 4 жыл бұрын
Satan is with you
@phantom_lorikeet4994
@phantom_lorikeet4994 4 жыл бұрын
Thats me right now im alone in my room at 12:30
@demoneon9527
@demoneon9527 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@laurynriefle4011
@laurynriefle4011 4 жыл бұрын
“i know your watching this with a friend” cute of u to think i have friends
@belle4774
@belle4774 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” Me in my room with the lights off: 👁👄👁
@travishawyer8150
@travishawyer8150 3 жыл бұрын
*HE KNOWS TO MUCH*
@fallon-grey5896
@fallon-grey5896 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon: get all the sugar in the house and put it in your pocket so dad doesn’t see Me: *johnny Johnny yes papa flashbacks*
@just.me._.3065
@just.me._.3065 4 жыл бұрын
Gold
@DreadfulxIves18
@DreadfulxIves18 5 жыл бұрын
Was anybody else waiting for him to take out the ribbon before he actually put it in the oven? 😂😂
@ellenjackson1820
@ellenjackson1820 5 жыл бұрын
No because I knew he'd be that crazy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! That's why my husband and I love the Google translate cooks videos! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Still laughing! Getting dizzy from laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hotstangchic69
@hotstangchic69 5 жыл бұрын
Any of us long-time Dooders already knew that wasn't gonna happen. 🔖
@serapiaramon2617
@serapiaramon2617 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he cooked a child once (doll) doubt he cares about the ribbon lol 😂
@DreadfulxIves18
@DreadfulxIves18 5 жыл бұрын
I've been a Dooder for about 4 months now 😂 I haven't seen the one where he cooked a doll! 🤣 Which one is that? 🤣
@serapiaramon2617
@serapiaramon2617 5 жыл бұрын
@@DreadfulxIves18 it's an older one but it's Google translate makes cookies
@hannahtj9734
@hannahtj9734 4 жыл бұрын
“both of you - i know you’re watching this with a friend” me sat here alone with orange juice 👁👄👁
@travishawyer8150
@travishawyer8150 3 жыл бұрын
*with a friend
@jerrythomas3074
@jerrythomas3074 4 жыл бұрын
I'm alone and when he said "I know your watching with a friend" i told the spider in my room to come watch with me
@DeadGirl420
@DeadGirl420 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who talked to their bedroom spiders! Or had bedroom spiders! I also have 4 bathroom spiders and I used to have a kitchen spider but he decided to move out. I miss little Kitchy.
@DeadGirl420
@DeadGirl420 4 жыл бұрын
I have no life. Or friends. My spiders are my friends.
@ezrastewart543
@ezrastewart543 4 жыл бұрын
Yeh Spiders make good friends
@welpokay9580
@welpokay9580 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I know yall are watching this with a friend Me: what friends
@TRUSTNO16
@TRUSTNO16 5 жыл бұрын
Same!
@badguymik
@badguymik 5 жыл бұрын
I feel you 💯
@sal86jen
@sal86jen 5 жыл бұрын
🙋‍♀️
@jessicahansen3701
@jessicahansen3701 5 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@LilahCat
@LilahCat 5 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@raeleighalana
@raeleighalana 4 жыл бұрын
brandon: i know your watching with a freind *me being home alone*: i.. um.. satan?
@-kirby-2851
@-kirby-2851 4 жыл бұрын
Me and the three demons in my room: I guess I'm watching this with friends?
@-kirby-2851
@-kirby-2851 4 жыл бұрын
@LunaWolfiePaw 100 percent
@-kirby-2851
@-kirby-2851 4 жыл бұрын
@LunaWolfiePaw I have 3 demons in my room alone... 7 in the upstairs 6 in the downstairs and 2 in the backyard
@-kirby-2851
@-kirby-2851 4 жыл бұрын
@LunaWolfiePaw thx I subbed back
@stabbygab1982
@stabbygab1982 4 жыл бұрын
“I know yall watching this with a friend” *me eating my custard and apple crumble with a blanket in my bed* *laughs* * cries while eating this beauty *
@Elli-fr9je
@Elli-fr9je 4 жыл бұрын
"I know y'all are watchin this with a friend" me: *crying* "AND WHO WOULD THAT BE!?"
@chaos_creator5250
@chaos_creator5250 3 жыл бұрын
That killed me lol
@becca8066
@becca8066 3 жыл бұрын
I translated a recipe for brownies multiple times to different languages and then back to English and this is the results 🤣😂: milk, eggs Put coffee and vanilla in a large bowl. Then add sugar for mixing and stirring. Wash until mixture is smooth. Mix flour, salt and flour, then return the mixture. Add potatoes or chips. Even if you have a spoon, it's time to clean the bottom of the pool without a bag. Squeeze the flour and the flour at the right angles.
@tashigreenberg5444
@tashigreenberg5444 4 жыл бұрын
welcome to the latest episode of "Brandon makes a mess"
@emilyesnyman
@emilyesnyman 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@leelatibb1026
@leelatibb1026 4 жыл бұрын
🤣favorite coment
@letmeramble
@letmeramble 3 жыл бұрын
@@leelatibb1026 Comment*
@leelatibb1026
@leelatibb1026 3 жыл бұрын
@@letmeramble ty
@letmeramble
@letmeramble 3 жыл бұрын
@@leelatibb1026 *np :D*
@kaloralive1708
@kaloralive1708 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *shoves chocolate in mouth* Brandon: I know your watching this with your friends. Me: ;-; chocolate is my friend
@paigeparks1003
@paigeparks1003 5 жыл бұрын
duhstyroses same but with takis
@NotAGachaTuber000
@NotAGachaTuber000 11 ай бұрын
I love how on the beginning he just wasn’t looking at the camera 😂😂😂😂😂
@raevin838
@raevin838 5 жыл бұрын
"Crank that Soulja Boy" "Savage sack of salvaged supplements" Say YES to the Taco Bell, man! Love the new digs Brandon!
@elizabethhmanget4972
@elizabethhmanget4972 4 жыл бұрын
brandon: "i know ur watching this with a friend." my fat self: *stares at the screen slowly eating my 10 pc mcnuggets"
@incog0956
@incog0956 4 жыл бұрын
where did the extra nugget come from?
@Theonlyjustkat
@Theonlyjustkat 4 жыл бұрын
The nuggets are your friends
@orange-u-tan1344
@orange-u-tan1344 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣meee
@thomashughes_teh
@thomashughes_teh 4 жыл бұрын
Something bit me on the back of the neck and now everything smells like burned paper and wet dog.
@snailsarecool0.1
@snailsarecool0.1 3 жыл бұрын
Eww
@JellybeanJLB
@JellybeanJLB 5 жыл бұрын
"What do I do with the bowl of underachievers?" 😂😂😂
@elizaparker1983
@elizaparker1983 4 жыл бұрын
Jessica Benner am I in that bowl? 😅
@kyrabukowski5032
@kyrabukowski5032 4 жыл бұрын
me to all of my friends jkjk
@liarow215
@liarow215 5 жыл бұрын
“I know y’all watching this with a friend.” Me- a what now?
@prettylittleri7334
@prettylittleri7334 3 жыл бұрын
His new neighbours : hey what do you do for a living? Him: well uh-
@jaceyvanleer9639
@jaceyvanleer9639 5 жыл бұрын
He pulled out a can of shaving cream and my dad wheezed so hard he couldn't breathe 😂 😂😂😂
@ronake9726
@ronake9726 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Google: ADD SUGAR
@spidev
@spidev 4 жыл бұрын
And when you're done adding sugar, POUR MORE SUGAR
@microo
@microo 4 жыл бұрын
Him: *outside pouring sugar on the ground* His neighbors: ?👄?
@robertbuth
@robertbuth 5 жыл бұрын
Love the new kitchen and the new angles...can't wait to see all the future episodes happening in there.
@mmadmarch
@mmadmarch 4 жыл бұрын
You know you're dizzy when you almost fall over. *Pause*
@dooferfis
@dooferfis 3 жыл бұрын
7:17 "STIR THE MIXTURE BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS OVER NIGHT" 💀
@smallavocado571
@smallavocado571 4 жыл бұрын
Google: add flour (Learning over pan) “may I?”
@MYSTICWOLFZOMBIE
@MYSTICWOLFZOMBIE 4 жыл бұрын
I... i might die... watching these videos.... i cant freaking breathe, and I'm not even halfway into the video. Edit: So, after the sugar step, i could not breathe, i had to retire to another room for 5 minutes before continuing. Then came the gold, and i nearly freaking died, this is hands down, the hardest i have ever laughed in my life, i nearly threw up from laughing. Took another 5 minutes to calm myself, but i have to stop, only 4 minutes and 15 seconds in, i am stopping this video, i might die. I will try again later once my lungs recover. You are absolutely hilarious man, keep it up!
@archerthebeloved
@archerthebeloved 4 жыл бұрын
my sense of humor is ruined but I'm not complaining.
@haileyblum5037
@haileyblum5037 3 жыл бұрын
yeah my brain is broken its okay
@juicy_potato9393
@juicy_potato9393 4 жыл бұрын
“You know ur dizzy when u almost fall over” *looks at camera* *backs away” 😂😂
@bridgetlee8229
@bridgetlee8229 5 жыл бұрын
“What do I do with this bowl of under achievers” 😂😂
@goosegooseduck6765
@goosegooseduck6765 4 жыл бұрын
Students doing online school : 0:05
@amalia7903
@amalia7903 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” *laughs in corona*
@gunable
@gunable 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is HowToBasic but he shows face.
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 4 жыл бұрын
bli1tz and less Australian
@rohitagrawal8831
@rohitagrawal8831 4 жыл бұрын
When you ask Google translator for directions, you will do everything rather than actually make something
@coversongmic7893
@coversongmic7893 5 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend.” Me: *home alone, petting my cat*
@DetectiveHeatherHolmes
@DetectiveHeatherHolmes 5 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Sally1990abc
@Sally1990abc 5 жыл бұрын
Your cat is your friend!!
@summahthevegan3796
@summahthevegan3796 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sally1990abc was about to say this myself. Mine's my Bestest Best Friend.
@thisorthat7746
@thisorthat7746 5 жыл бұрын
*brandon:* "i know you're watching this with a friend" *me, friendless, looks around suspiciously* ah, that dang ghost again.
@leighaterwilliger3372
@leighaterwilliger3372 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "i know you're watching this with a friend" me and my dog laying on my bed: 👁👄👁
@travishawyer8150
@travishawyer8150 3 жыл бұрын
*I WAS A MAN ONCE*
@kotetsu852
@kotetsu852 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll be back in a bit" sees the microwave clock and it's been a minute lol
@jules1120
@jules1120 5 жыл бұрын
New kitchen is so beautiful!! You're doin' big things & starting your year off w a bang!! So awesome!! This video had me laughing so hard I think I woke the neighbors. 🤣 Congratulations on the new place, & for all of your success. Thank you for sharing your life w all of us, your light shines so bright, & I am so happy to have found you. I'm so happy we have all found you.
@thiccratkween
@thiccratkween 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you're watching this with a friend" Bold of you to assume I have a friend.
@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 4 жыл бұрын
“I know you’re watching this with a friend” *looks behind me at my small collection of vintage clown dolls* i knew it
@mb2871
@mb2871 4 жыл бұрын
Um ok..... thanks for giving me more nightmares
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 жыл бұрын
1) I LOVE that name! 2) I LOVE that picture 3) clowns are scarier than teenagers AND balloons 4) I need that collection so that I can scare everyone
@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 4 жыл бұрын
Your friendly neighborhood emo trans male Thanks, I got most of them from antique stores or thrift shops but I bought some on Etsy
@Jordanstouder2824
@Jordanstouder2824 4 жыл бұрын
@@mb2871 3u373883848l84u8e hejeu3jeuejieii3 is 8a and 8I are
@queer-ios3155
@queer-ios3155 4 жыл бұрын
*W H Y* D O Y O U H A V E T H A T
@tonylu2471
@tonylu2471 4 жыл бұрын
I've only seen one of these and i didn't think you would have a girlfriend. My gaydar is completely off.
@melissalonla
@melissalonla 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I too was surprised
@ryan_styles
@ryan_styles 3 жыл бұрын
i think brandon is non-binary but idk i was surprised too
@laughoutrainbows8117
@laughoutrainbows8117 2 жыл бұрын
*I used to be a fan....* *but now I'm an entire Air conditioner*
@aristology6912
@aristology6912 4 жыл бұрын
Look at me in the eyes when you’re talking to me got dammit
@rmr1279b
@rmr1279b 5 жыл бұрын
Yes Brandon, I know you're being funny and are actually an amazing cook, I get it, but for the love of baby Jesus, don't use a metal whisk on a nonstick skillet! I'm screaming at my phone, people are staring....why don't we just leave our cast iron in a sink of water to soak over night?! Descend into chaos together. Lol
@ellenjackson1820
@ellenjackson1820 5 жыл бұрын
You're right! But if it was a cast iron skillet it would've been okay. 👍
@rmr1279b
@rmr1279b 5 жыл бұрын
@@ellenjackson1820 Absolutely! Let's do that next time and I won't seem crazy to passers by. Lol
@ellenjackson1820
@ellenjackson1820 5 жыл бұрын
@@rmr1279b 🤣🤣
@MissMalmify
@MissMalmify 5 жыл бұрын
I'm also screaming!
@ck2a
@ck2a 5 жыл бұрын
Right?Lord have mercy! 🤦🏻‍♀️ His Mama raised him better than that..
@TimBenjamin1028
@TimBenjamin1028 4 жыл бұрын
7:30 "And than take all of the sugar in the house and shove it in your pockets so dad doesn't see but he does when he does laundry and wonders why there's sugar in dere"
@ellielox4257
@ellielox4257 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that he just never looks at us, he’s always looking at himself 😂
@miavanrhee9002
@miavanrhee9002 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I know you watching with a friend Me:"in a dark room alone"
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