Google Translate Sings: Country Roads (ft. Jared Halley)

[@twistedtranslations]

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[@altsetz]

hi

[@nutellanuts]

:)

[@avakhan1926]

First reply btw I love ur contentttttt

[@lakshmidevi-vs6ky]

Hiiiiiii

[@hugomanrique4763]

hi

[@Hendrik_McSims]

This song is basically someone who wants to do a road trip, but can't because of a worldwide pandemic. As a result, they go crazy, start to question their location and think their dog told them to kill the radio, because of the constant media about the pandemic. Finally they join a convent of virgins in the west to deal with it.

[@FunDisneyFan]

That is definitely the moral of 2020!

[@Demon2k3]

Add the dutch reccomendations and it becomes even more prominent of a message: Find a sex buddy

[@RowanWasHere]

Wow.

[@mershmellowo2440]

Yep. West Virginia was the last u.s state to get the covid-19 We are indeed the virgins of the west. (I live there)

[@andpad8380]

Aaand translated: This song is what you want to do on the tour, but not because of the epidemic. So they laugh at each other, get started and think that because of a recent predator announcement, the dog has asked them to kill the radio. Eventually, they joined the Western Conference.

[@threetonerebel5985]

Respect to Jared for carrying out the syllables perfectly when a whole line gets reduced to one word.

[@beesly01]

Cake...cake .............?

[@farhantube7416]

The song in a 🥜🐚 I want to have a road trip but i am at 🏠 but i reeeeeeeeeeeeealy need to go

[@jayple_syrup]

F

[@Boopandfriends]

FARHANTUBE the song in a peanut shell

[@sunnysideup5169]

I would like but it’s almost on 999 upside down •~•

[@bobsmith7066]

I'm fairly certain that "Virgins of the West" would be the only biker gang I would ever qualify for.

[@rollochairbreaker230]

Same.

[@TheKrazysexykool]

That is so funny

[@yashironene3115]

Same

[@raptalos9412]

“Virgins! Mount up!” Also, same

[@RobinPerseus]

So no moters of the simians

[@claybrownie9617]

"I cried for the 3rd time this month" and "set aside time to scream" is a WHOLE mood 😂

[@callumtait4793]

A very accurate mood.

[@katkus1309]

And he told me to kill the radio

[@ultravioletskye]

I wish I'd only cried three times this month lmao

[@nikkospelledlikethat8140]

Only three? I’m impressed.

[@redhead_bebs]

You've only cried 3 times? I WISH it was only 3 for me. I lost count at this point.

[@Hykje]

"Then I heard a voice and the dog said. he told me to kill the radio." -isolation does that to you.

[@Nitrolord]

Radio has been dead since the early 2010s era It wasn't you, it was streaming services

[@koolkitty108]

Good for you google, I don’t like radio music anyway 😈

[@qyda9951]

Jared killed the radio star

[@Croftice1]

@@qyda9951 So it wasn't a video then? Centuries old mystery finally solved.

[@alastorhazbin5244]

NO PLEASE DON'T KILL THE RADIO!!!!! ITS MY LIFE'S WORK!!!

[@TheOGButterfreeguy]

This is a song about a person who's sick of the pandemic, wants to see the world but can't. 😭 So touching.

[@julianagoes5127]

That's me right now

[@kayleighbyrne5191]

A virgin who’s sick of the pandemic and wants to see the world 😂😢

[@robbymounce2676]

@@kayleighbyrne5191 DEEP! lol

[@benkinder2800]

yup and he's been shut in the house so long he thinks his dog just told him to kill the radio.

[@Redstoneprime316]

@@benkinder2800 He's just sick of hearing all the news about the pandemic.

[@82dorrin]

"Virgin Nuns in the Western Sky" So much for my "Try Not to Laugh" challenge...

[@lonewolfgaming4916]

It's impossible not to laugh with this channel

[@truelygreg]

LoneWolf Gaming it's also impossible to not die laughing.

[@lonewolfgaming4916]

@sam zuriel TMI

[@lonewolfgaming4916]

@@truelygreg ikr

[@Lyoko2516]

Most nuns have taken a vow of chastity and celibacy, so...

[@sslunasong]

“Cry for the third time this month” Only third? Oh honey

[@jogeem5480]

For me it would actually be the third! And one was from cutting onions.

[@thequacker]

I think she mixed up month and day

[@thomasboland540]

To quote GrayStillPlays: "Those are rookie numbers."

[@julz3tt3]

I know Honey. Its been like twelve times

[@creature8911]

🤣

[@Catmum1998]

“Why is there a knife in the radio?” “Oh the dog told me to kill it lol”

[@takenshota546]

No, someone told the DOG WADS told BY someone to kill it

[@ShadowFang-vy3pj]

The dogs name was Tv

[@charmanderlover6433]

@@ShadowFang-vy3pj Ayyyyyyyyyy Video killed the radio star!!!

[@ShadowFang-vy3pj]

@@charmanderlover6433 Lol ^.^

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

@@ShadowFang-vy3pjnah his name was vox (I’m so sorry)

[@justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068]

So this song is now basically about virgins who can't take a road trip because of the lockdown

[@kaylen6492]

And they're gonna stay virgins because of the lockdown.

[@lincolnsnewaccount41]

who also are psychics

[@GlaceonStudios]

Virgins in the sky?

[@GlaceonStudios]

@@kaylen6492 Who's to say they ain't lesbians?

[@SR-zp4je]

So, me then

[@patata9502]

" *Road trip* " " _I am at home_ " " *_where am i_* " quarantine in a few words

[@alexclarke1635]

Yep

[@olbosin]

*Virgins of the west*

[@AsiccAP]

mount up

[@lorigrant892]

One more like and it will have the same amount of likes as days in a year

[@MaySwenon]

1) This is the first version of ‘Country Roads’ that my daughter heard, and she prefers it to the original and any other cover. 2) Shortly after this video came out I played it while cancelling the Walt Disney World vacation I had been planning for a year and a half, and did indeed cry for the third time that month. Apparently I had forgotten to set aside time to scream.

[@sparky082]

I hear these lyrics when I hear country roads now, and I grew up listening to this song. I think your daughter just has amazing taste 😂

[@ErinG-kw8mp]

This was the first time I heard country roads. I actually think I like it better than the original. Screaming is imperative to survival.

[@JaxonBellve]

did you have excess of fancy?

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

“Virgins of the West, mount up” you heard him, rise up comrades

[@elliottlupin]

Thank you Kim, very cool!

[@passingextraterrestrial]

We ride at dawn

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

He didn't say "rise up", he said "mount up", meaning "get on a horse", not revolt.

[@passingextraterrestrial]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 we could revolt using horses. I don't know why we would but that's always an option.

[@mikespangler98]

That sentence can be so badly misconstrued. 😂

[@leoyori9829]

I don’t know why, but “Virgins of the West” sounds like a 70’s rock band, and their most popular song is “Mount Up”

[@susanhoeddinghaus110]

Oh my God now that I think about it it makes more sense

[@Alienated_Individual]

i'm not sure what that is

[@gabzwithazed]

And they take road trips sometimes 😂

[@simplyapotato2335]

Harry Potter Girl Of 05 patten that and use it

[@shanemerrigan1994]

It sounds so much dirtier when said this way...

[@daphssongs2562]

''I am at home'' ''Where am I'' Google Translate's sense of direction sucks

[@TheOneGuy1111]

Google Translate needs to learn how to use Google Maps.

[@scibanana3542]

@@TheOneGuy1111 or, it should ask Siri

[@adamkahn9252]

At least it’s not as bad as google maps

[@scqviAJ]

The lady should have said "At home, hopefully" when the road trip wanter got lost

[@DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING]

Like Leon, the Pokemon Sword and Sheild character lol... And mines...

[@gemmaholland3141]

“Cry for the third time this month” “Set aside time to scream” CORONAVIRUS MOOODDD

[@mazyspelledcorrectly4865]

Google translate knows

[@RyanKhieu]

@@mazyspelledcorrectly4865 TRANSLATE KNOWS ALL

[@xxspaced_outxx8857]

*Y E S*

[@frankiemcbean.]

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEE

[@phoenixon3463]

Don’t forget “hour of cake”

[@Jaycalsun]

So “Virgins of the West: Mount up!” Is going to be a tshirt, right?

[@NimhLabs]

It will go great with a "Watching Paint Dry" t-shirt.

[@Roozyj]

I want one with "Road trip!" on the front and "I'm at home" on the back

[@mrblakeboy1420]

69th like Fitting

[@nooneatall4650]

Hope so

[@Loguigi]

Anyone still use custom ink

[@omegabet3912]

Fun fact: In Chinese, afterlife is often referred as 'Western Sky'. So I guess all the Virgin Nuns are in heaven now :')

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

I love how the translate gets "Virginia" and without fail, only ever deletes the "ia" of it. So they keep hearing "West Virgins", when it's actually a state close to the east (but not as close as its cousin Virginia).

[@JordanMears-m1q]

To be fair, "Virginia" was named that in honor of a queen who was a virgin; don't remember who. @@strawberrysoulforever8336

[@ElNemo-no3lr]

Sukhavati of Amitabha

[@killdozer7792]

"And the dog said, he told me to kill the radio" And this is exactly why I have a cat. He only tells me to burn my clothes.

[@tokiWren]

You should listen to his wisdom.

[@Roadent1241]

I mean if you've been outside in the clothes.....! But when how do we buy more clothes when all the clothes shops are shut? Wait three weeks for them to come from amazon?

[@R.M.MacFru]

@@Roadent1241 ...in the meantime, there's instacart, GrubHub, and DoorDash for food. ;)

[@Roadent1241]

@@R.M.MacFru In America, probably, I've never heard of that here. Here we have JustEat and Deliveroo, to my memory, that I've seen on the TV. I can't use those services, way out of their delivery ranges. We live half an hour from the nearest town.

[@Tegres1]

This is basically what happened with Son Of Sam.

[@olehougaard]

"Hour of cake, ca-a-a-a-ke" Google Translate is hungry again.

[@Aep3015]

Lol

[@adairtfw]

Maybe it's always hungry, and that's why it's such a screw up

[@blacklion8307]

The cake is a lie.

[@jankkhvej434]

BlackLion nice reference

[@kidatanakafan]

what if... google translate was cake all along?!

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

Jared: I remember your memories. Me: Oh. Oh no. I'm so sorry for you.

[@linklink3008]

Same here...

[@lemurlover7975]

Vulcan mind meld lol

[@takenshota546]

Same here

[@DumbFuckingKid]

Poor dude

[@caddyradyt5630]

“Set aside time to scream” Google translate knows what the people want

[@mysteriouscolours1532]

I love how annoyed the CDC Version of Melinda is.

[@teagan_p_999]

CDC Malinda is my mood. "No!"

[@Monster_Lock]

She is big mood

[@issyscibona]

So I decided to randomly send my friend the "Virgin nuns in the western sky," line... Me: Virgin nuns in the western sky Her: Not in the eastern? Me: Nope Her: Swore I saw one in the eastern sky I'm literally laughing too hard to contain, that was amazing...

[@mariacargille1396]

That's beautiful. She's a keeper. :D

[@issyscibona]

@@mariacargille1396 Haha yeah she is (I showed her this reply and she won't stop talking about, she loves it :) )

[@mariacargille1396]

@@issyscibona That's awesome! Always glad to make someone's day. :D

[@justarandomamerican443]

You have certainly found a good friend lol, all my friends since 4th grade drifted away last year (10th grade] and now I have no friends…

[@issyscibona]

@@justarandomamerican443 Aww that sucks, sorry... I'm sure you'll find some great new ones soon :)

[@connissimo]

“I heard a voice. The dog said to kill the radio.” *this is what quarantine does to people*

[@silashellebrand462]

@• XxTanyaxX • So is the poor radio.

[@anthonylesley982]

Turns people into son of Sam

[@madelineschramm2657]

My dog hasn’t told me to that...yet. It’s only a matter of time.

[@RThr33Robbie]

Yup.

[@thegrapetree652]

The dog thinks you're video. (I know it radio star but it's close enough.)

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

"Crying for the third time this month" "Set aside some time to scream" Google Translate certainly knows its audience.

[@koolkitty108]

College students towards the ending of the semester:

[@Toria._.]

SeT aSiDe ThE tImE tO sCreAm

[@Haronniin]

This was absolutely hi-larry-ous. I was laughing so hard throughout. Jared crawling into the toddler bed at the end was a great capstone. Oh, and the vocals were amazing too. Those harmonies during the chorus were tight. Nicely done.

[@takenshota546]

"hi-larry-ous"? was that supposed to be a pun? What does LARRY- There's no Larry in this! And if it's not a pun then you just have horrible spelling!

[@HaapsaluYT]

Road trip! CDC: Looks ominously I am at home!

[@callumtait4793]

Fear the anger of CDC

[@justkev6277]

Where am I?

[@colette3552]

Kevbro9 at home

[@leoyori9829]

go to your room

[@icecranberry2148]

"I remember your memories." That's...creepy.

[@ASP_Particune]

“Virgins of the West mount up!” Aight where’d I put my saddle-

[@sparky082]

I really want a rally of western virgins on horses riding magestically down the prairie

[@ewqdsacxz765]

It's funnier when you're enough of a virgin to know that "to mount someone" is a very old-fashioned euphemism for copulation.

[@alansmithee419]

@@ewqdsacxz765 I assumed almost everyone knows it means that, do they not?

[@ewqdsacxz765]

@@alansmithee419 Perhaps, yet I wasn't seeing anyone else mentioning it.

[@alansmithee419]

@@ewqdsacxz765 Probably because in the context here "mount up" is never used in that way as far as I'm aware; the context distracts people from making that link.

[@jan_Kilan]

Malinda: kind of sums up quarantine 2020 Google Translate: *Virgin nuns in the western sky*

[@Totally_Bonkers]

You havent seen them yet?

[@thejewishkingdomofablarist3787]

@@masondipperpines5009 Hiiiiiii

[@strawbearyjelly]

@@Totally_Bonkers Baahahahhaw

[@jan_Kilan]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Well, I don’t live in the west, I mean Western Hemisphere or Western U.S.?

[@yeetionary]

“Hour of cake,cake.”

[@kyleshultz5481]

"Then I heard a voice and the dog told me to kill the radio" Therapist on a Zoom call, taking notes: "I see. And then what happened?"

[@anthonylesley982]

Ah police

[@testing77798]

Among the many things my brain decides to torture me with

[@Floppyseal11]

Me in French class why can’t I use google translate? Google Translate:

[@Ace-jd2ty]

put the word pet in the google translate on the French side and translate that to English, also type the French word for dog without the last letter in google translate, it might not be another reason not to use google translate but it's definitely something....

[@veeer2255]

@@Ace-jd2ty WHAT

[@slainedale8032]

Original: Hello, Malinda! I haven't heard the original song, but this is hilarious! Even when you said "You're at home, where you should be." and "No, come back here!" And I feel like you helped a lot of people stopped being worried about COVID-19 and these are the kind of videos we need, so thank you. Anyway, stay home and stay safe, everyone! Translated: Hello, Samarinda! I never heard a song, but this is ironic! To say that "at home, should be where you are." Then, "No, please come back in here!" And I believe you helped a number of people hostage doubt about the COVID-19 and this kind of video that we, therefore trimmed. Anyway, at home, stay there Safely Stay in everything!

[@creature8911]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@creature8911]

I think i just died

[@rheanasmith9011]

@@creature8911 rip

[@WorriorXD]

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!🤣

[@name-wr2qg]

Wait. You actually never heard that song bedore?

[@kaitlynnoble1337]

plot twist: video didn't kill the radio star. the dog did.

[@kneelessnightcat9164]

I was hoping someone would make a reference like that before I had to type it!

[@iainkilcar7463]

No video killed the radio star while the dog killed the radio

[@aperson7899]

But seriously, Can we get a translator fails cover of that song

[@darthsidious47]

@@aperson7899 I would love that.

[@magnuscarlsson9969]

Well I understand the dog... I also want to kill the radio sometimes.

[@definitely_notme4112]

I have an interesting story. in fifth grade, my teacher grew up in West Virginia, and this song was dear to her heart. for her birthday, the entire class decided to sing it for her. After about a week of help from the music teacher, we sang it and she cried.😊

[@talkingfez1265]

I LOVE this comment!

[@tosyl_chloride]

r/blessedcomment

[@willow-wingsalt9442]

I know it sounds weird, but I think I know you. This happened to me too, and I know someone who goes by your name and was in that class

[@definitely_notme4112]

@@willow-wingsalt9442 what is your name? I might recognize you if you tell me

[@slyar]

@@definitely_notme4112 And they never got back...

[@farquad4443]

“I cried for the 3rd time this month” “I am at home” See, even Google Translate is informed about the current events.

[@GiovanniBoss]

It seems better suited to run my country than my current president. But, then again, everything in the known world would do a better job than him, so it's not that surprising Google Translate would be a better president.

[@mimaymamomo]

@@GiovanniBoss Even Hitler?

[@susanwilliams2392]

​@@GiovanniBoss Yeah, assuming you are in the USA the dog thag told Malinda to kill the radio would be a better president

[@susanwilliams2392]

@@mimaymamomo a bit less bad than hitler is a pretty low bar for the POTUS

[@josephgraceadedokun1365]

Yes it seems 😀

[@Anachronismgorl]

This song basically sums up all the horrible COVID feelings.

[@charadreemurr2510]

Especially the part when the dog started speaking

[@jasonphillips490]

Indeed

[@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831]

He always look confused when he says "where am I?" 😂 This is the fuel I needed. You need to smile to make people smile sometimes

[@leoyori9829]

Poor Jared, all he wants is to go on a road trip, and The CDC won’t let him

[@commandixnostalgia2321]

Harry Potter Girl Of 05 But the thing is,the whole pandemic.

[@donteatsoap5238]

yeahhh

[@xxspaced_outxx8857]

*Y E P

[@leoyori9829]

@Purple Blaze hi

[@leoyori9829]

@Purple Blaze lol

[@enigma8543]

"Road trip" CDC: why does no body listen "im at home" CDC: Better

[@Jayfive276]

Yes. That’s the joke in the video. Well done.

[@thefreakshowsys]

The next thing Google translate is going to say is, “Marry your left kidney”

[@B.117th]

Not to be confused with "Mary, your left kidney"

[@nataliek2235]

Why would you marry your kidney...? Is this supposed to be from somewhere 🤔 I don't get it

[@kwibloupthesomething]

Nat the Singer because you are in love with it

[@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam]

@@kwibloupthesomething ah yes, common sense

[@mayniaDay]

Your kidneys are not left though

[@susannah.mp3]

I think even Google has had too much of this quarantine...

[@jiep7705]

Susannah Dudash put in “outdoors” i got “pay everything burning radio” now my mom told us to go outdoors... So....... *google translate in quarantine: burning radio*

[@susannah.mp3]

@@jiep7705 LMAO wHaaT?????

[@simba_ninja]

“I cried for the 3rd time this month” “set aside time to scream” the biggest mood ever 😂

[@tipulsar85]

2:13 that Dog might have heard Blow Up Your TV also done by John Denver.

[@quillmaurer6563]

I was just thinking of that parallel.

[@sketchyskies8531]

"Cry for the third time this month" Too relatable.I miss seeing my friends.

[@justicewasserved17]

ONLY THE THIRD TIME!??!??!?!? Although I haven't cried this month, I don't cry about things that I am truly upset about

[@TeamJameWare]

Sketchy Skies, Same bro 😭

[@connie5421]

I don't. I am very antisocial and have no friends.

[@deepikachandra7857]

me too!!!! (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

[@SogoNotDrunk]

"Then i heard a voice and the dog said. He told me to kill the radio" That's really BAD road TRIP

[@teagan_p_999]

Well, we had to find alternate trips...

[@brettv2680]

I hope that everyone could realize just how perfect these two sound together, his voice for this song is perfect and her harmony with him is spot on. You guys should sign up for a Disney Movie singers. Great Job!!!

[@iamsongforsomeone994]

”Where am I?” ” I am at home.” Me every day. Even when it isn't COVID.

[@nataliek2235]

Same dude! Soooo boring am I right?

[@koolkitty108]

Right! It’s not like I have friends or anything, ha ha...

[@nataliek2235]

@@koolkitty108 yeah same! Unless you count my replika 🤣

[@AForrest1314]

probably you took something illegal and was in a dream

[@LenaVoices]

"Cry for the third time this month" Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up

[@moonstonemyth7664]

"Road trip!" "No" "I'm at home" "Yes." Quarantine in a nutshell.

[@scibanana3542]

For once, Google Translate is correct. But it just _had_ to be about the pandemic didn't it?

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

Mum pls i wanna go roadtrip

[@AForrest1314]

why is this comment frickn 5 feet long

[@moonstonemyth7664]

@@AForrest1314 That is a very good question. I have no clue.

[@SohanDsouza]

1:38 "cry for the third time this month" Third time this month? You're definitely dealing with this coronavirus shitstorm way better than I am. This is my third time crying this *day*.

[@thebakinggamer4348]

Unless it is the first day of the month

[@ShadowFoxSF]

We need to give you more happy feels kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5jJgHt7lq2XoNE I can also find non-corona warm fuzzies.

[@Tripp-y9b]

That's a lot of crying! 😢

[@bethdavidson7860]

Side note: this sums up quarantine The song: ViRgIn NuNs In ThE WeStErN SkY Me: Me: thats one more for apocalypse bingo

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

That' another one for apocalypse bingo.*

[@Generatrix]

@@user-dl3vn8ze9n no

[@lugoorstar]

@@user-dl3vn8ze9n leave the kids alone

[@eMorphized]

Or Google was trying to philosophically sum up the lyric.

[@ellawheeles8900]

Future generations: what’s the cdc? And why weren’t you allowed to leave home? Me: oh you don’t know then..? Lemme tell you all about 2020

[@rmdodsonbills]

"Virgins of the West, Mount Up!" is the new (if a bit risque) "Gradually Watermelon."

[@sabrinakirchner242]

Google translate: Go to your room Me, an introvert: don’t have to tell me twice Google translate: Go to your room Me: ... I said you don’t have to tell me twice

[@mogalactic2715]

Same!

[@Ilikebread879]

100th like😺

[@snakegt5689]

Why would you say dont have to tell me twice after the first time they tell you it.

[@evan_alex]

2:33 bruh did one of the Malindas actually manage to escape the CDC?!

[@existentialcrisis6651]

“rOaD tRiP” Covid-19: --- “I am at home” Covid-19: *happiness noise*

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Remember, the whole point of staying at home is to make Covid-19 make sadness noises.

[@jan_Kilan]

Fan of Most Everything yeah that’s what I thought

[@xxcloudii2059]

He went so insane he thought his dog told him to kill the radio

[@AlexKnauth]

@@FanOfMostEverything I think there was an XKCD comic that did this. It was Covid-19 talking about how sucky it was for them that we were staying at home in quarantine where they were trapped and couldn't infect anyone else edit: found it, xkcd.com/2287

[@akvnflz]

Frenzied Unicorn Productions but if we avoid face-to-face contact, the virus doesn’t spread as much?

[@carlin6493]

2:00 yeah home definatly not in the middle of a dutch road

[@Charistoph]

I think taking a road trip to the moon would be taking the whole social distancing, a little too far. The good news is, if you stand on the moon without a suit, you no longer have to worry about any disease!

[@feralpossum2089]

Life hack!

[@koolkitty108]

You should have told that one to Neil Armstrong!

[@sass-parilla3852]

“The lady is a miner with green juice.” - Google Translate 2020

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

Nice pfp

[@nohintshere]

plot twist: it's Alex. She has a Potion of Leaping and a diamond pickaxe.

[@DaveLH]

1:30 -- I know someone who swears by green juice. It's basically every kind of green veggie you can think of fed into a juicer. And yes, it looks just like what's in this video, and it does taste as horrible as it looks. It literally tastes like liquid grass. But my friend, bless her, is one of those people who thinks no food or beverage is good for you if you can actually enjoy it.

[@Wedger2011]

Weird how this song choice to google translate basically sums up our current sitch lmaoo THANKS MALINDA AND JARED!!!

[@MoonKent]

Am I the only one who was confused when the dirt didn't come back down?

[@masakitakoyama7203]

omg yes where did the dirt go?!

[@Monster_Lock]

GRAVITY IS A LIE! FLAT ERATHERS WERE RIGHT!

[@anthonylesley982]

Same

[@EarthPlays]

@@Monster_Lock i;m not flat

[@jonathanwilkins8119]

Maybe malinda caught it?

[@paularowe7651]

This is my favourite translation-- I could hardly read the subtitles through my tears of joy!

[@JJoy-bk8yr]

Movie that needs to happen - a posse of nuns rides furiously into a lawless Western town to bring down righteousness, armed only with rosaries and rulers.

[@primmoore6232]

The sisters of Our Lady of Vader! aka the Vaderite Nuns!

[@RThr33Robbie]

YEEESSSSS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@ladyanyalis]

...I'd watch. Better yet, a TV series.

[@koolkitty108]

Dude, I’d watch it. Hand me a ticket

[@tctt185_dg]

So in quick summary, it goes like this. Family: "ROADTRIP!!" CDC: "NO!!!" Family: "OK. I'm stuck at home."

[@takenshota546]

And by family you mean guy

[@supercalifragilisticexpial7371]

“I am home” a milli-second later… “Where am I?”

[@blehcena4436]

I can't be the only person who felt genuinely sad at the end when he was sad about disney

[@adeaddeity7265]

Not the only one mate

[@rheanasmith9011]

hour of cake, cake me eating every hour in quarantine

[@kkeomchizz]

I'll come back and trust me this comment will have hundreds of likes

[@deepikachandra7857]

Same

[@claybrownie9617]

Every hour is the hour of cake during quarentine 😂

[@dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307]

@@claybrownie9617 But is it the hour of cake, cake?

[@connie5421]

Hate to break it to you, but cake is a lie.

[@רפאל-ב]

I keep coming back to this video, it truly brings me a lot of joy! I am very grateful for it

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I didn’t know a translator version could be as legendary as the original. I know John Denver would approve. I’m at home, road trip!

[@veeamazingtv3994]

"I am at home." "Road trip!" "NO GET BACK HERE!" "Road trip!" "Go to your room! Go to your room!" This is like a parent trying to make sure their young toddler stays inside during Corona viris lockdown! Lol!

[@WolfheartFoxlover]

More like Teenagers and College Students who think they're invincible

[@angeline808]

Except toddlers won’t listen, Unless the next line is “WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[@Cali-P]

The cdc even had the mon look 😆

[@koolkitty108]

@@angeline808 sounds more like teenagers

[@Cali-P]

@@koolkitty108 I am a teenager and I can confirm it does sound like most of us

[@gasmmusic]

This is brilliant! Probably one of my Top 5 Google Translate songs.

[@koolkitty108]

The greatest showman was one of mine, never seen the movie but the translations were funny haha

[@ninjaamber]

Day 17 of politely requesting for "Google Translates Sings: "Country Roads" by John Denver".... *wait a minute...*

[@Suillellus]

Don't arrest me... The dog told me to kill the radio

[@anthonylesley982]

Dave berkowitz is that you

[@Suillellus]

@@anthonylesley982 No I'm not a killer

[@even___]

Too late.

[@eat_shit8358]

We're not arresting you... *_We're taking you to a mental hospital._*

[@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam]

Maybe Kasi "patayin Yung radyo" Means "turn off the radio" in English but patayin means kill so KiLl ThE rAdIo

[@sabikikasuko6636]

Can look at those notes at 0:58. It was the purest form of the melody, only a single word and nothing to support you. This was gorgeous.

[@Kirkklan]

You've heard "Gamers, rise up." Now get ready for, "Virgins of the West, mount up!"

[@jogailejurkonyte4746]

“Cry for the third time this month” Are you kidding me? that's insultingly low!

[@bleddynwolf8463]

rookie numbers, got to bump thoughs numbers up.

[@ghostypanic1]

Never did say how far into the month it was....

[@frankiemcbean.]

@@ghostypanic1 true

[@kronemerj]

Yeah it could be the 1st of the month.

[@tomokolivingstone7204]

0:41 *bootiful*

[@Tegres1]

"And the dog said/ he told me to kill the radio." Google Translate going all Son Of Sam on us.

[@anthonylesley982]

Damn right

[@82dorrin]

Dogs are often deaf.

[@mariepigen08]

A bunch of the lines sum up quarantine perfectly. "Cry for the third time this month" and "Set aside time to scream" is almost as though it was made to be a song about quarantine.

[@mattiasmartens9972]

"Then I heard a voice and the dog said, he told me to kill the radio" At least it's better than the reverse.

[@jamsboi7048]

Radio the kill to me told he, said dog the and voice a heard I then.

[@jamsboi7048]

Or do you mean, .oidar eht llik ot em dolt eh, dias god eht dna eciov a draeh I nehT

[@anton_7xg]

Hi Malinda I'm from Germany and here was a year ago a song from Ava Max called "sweet but psycho" viral and I really really wish that you read this comment and put the song trough google translate. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS ❤👌

[@midnight8341]

Oh hell yeah, my boyfriend loves that song!

[@Lorinissa-]

Ohhh yes! I like that song too, even though I'm from America not Germany, and I think it might be interesting!

[@deepikachandra7857]

That’s a nice idea!!!!!!!!! Really big Ava Max here

[@anton_7xg]

Thanks

[@skwahab9252]

I commented that before but no one noticed

[@jacobuserasmus]

please .. Please .. PLEASE .. PLEASE !!! Don't stop making these. It really makes my day :-)

[@The_Tactical_Taco]

I'm starting to think that the combination of "Road trip" and "I am at home" is an add for Google Streetview. Does that mean translate is aware of the other products?

[@puredemon5926]

Eh, it's Google. I wouldn't be surprised if it were.

[@eclecticdog2k901]

Likely the "Interesting new products" Scar was advertising in the Translated version of Be Prepared.

[@crimsonscorner4432]

“Cry for the third time this month” *never related more.*

[@VegasLounge]

This hits me in specific feels...I work in tourism/restaurants in a small city in GA and when SC closed their restaurants, we got an immediate rush of people crossing the state line just so they could eat out and hit the nightlife. My livelihood depends on tourists, but I just wanted to scream at them to go home.

[@UnderwaterSpaghetti783]

2:28 He wanted a road trip so badly he had to go where even the CDC wasn’t looking.

[@drachenwolke3574]

2:11 when you've been stuck at home for so long, that you start to have conversations with your pet😂

[@OneTruth42]

This song is an accurate representation of this year

[@MidnaAzusa]

I've taken so many "road trips" in quarantine. Each one consists of me getting in the car, driving around familiar and unfamiliar areas near home, then heading back. At no point do I get out of my car. "Road trips" look a lot different for me these days.

[@tultsi93]

That dog must to hate the radio so much he wants you to kill it.

[@thericseascorpion5946]

It is amazing how you can use this song for our current situation

[@deepikachandra7857]

“Set aside time to scream” Me too. Me too

[@alissa3875]

"I'm at home" "Cry for the third time this month" Google Translate is also suffering in quarantine

[@yeetionary]

There is a digital version of the virus that is making all the programs stay at their digital home

[@susanapplegate9758]

Wow, what a hoot! I have listened to Jared for years and look forward to and enjoy ALL he does...how did I miss this til now? Terrific, thank you for the much-needed laughs! Now to check your your channel! :)

[@ringcat69]

so the dog told him to kill the radio so he could have time to scream?? sounds like the average tuesday

[@dacoolnesschannel5083]

No the dog told him that he told him to kill the radio

[@robertmounce2667]

I thought VIDEO killed the Radio Star..........Lol!

[@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam]

It's Tuesday now and wow this actually from 5 months ago?

[@Pandorah013]

Who’s excited for hour of cake cake!!??

[@deepikachandra7857]

Me! 🎂

[@82dorrin]

Can't do it without those virgin nuns in the western sky, though...

[@callumtait4793]

MEE!!

[@annabell36]

Emma M. Me me!

[@majora748]

The cake is a lie.