Google Translate Sings: The Greatest Showman

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[@twistedtranslations]

Not gonna lie is was wildly entertaining to yell LUCE DO NOT DIE and HILLARY over and over again XD Check out my latest Translate here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/m56vaXaopraEjLM

[@valkyrie_592]

Malinda Kathleen Reese you should do the greatest from sia

[@annarose932]

Malinda Kathleen Reese PLEASE PLEASE do a Google Translate for Sissy That Walk from RuPauls Drag Race!! 😊😊 Would be hilarous to see you dressed as RuPaul, Bianca Del Rio, Adore Delano and Courtney Act!! 😄😄

[@oliviabrennan2678]

Malinda Kathleen Reese u should do a million dreams it's so funny lol. Love ya xx

[@David_Thompson]

Great work as always! Small speakers want to humiliate me too - so I always plug in headphones, it sounds much better! ; )

[@oliviabrennan2678]

Can u plz do songs from pitch perfect beauty and the beast and other movies xx love ur work

[@rain-yu4qr]

“We are free!” *not even a second later* “We can not leave!”

[@Australisium]

People right now in the US be like:

[@andyandanadraws]

Quarantine be like 🤣

[@k.hizzle5376]

People leaving school for spring break then quarantine:

[@rain-yu4qr]

K. Hizzle frfr

[@k.hizzle5376]

@I hate my profile picture but I can’t change it That happened to my classmates. I on the other hand like school a LOT

[@pmiles363]

*"Just sleep because you think time is annoying"* That is my new life motto

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

Should be written in your grave

[@thewolf661]

It explains life

[@theoumber6604]

Time is fine. _Sleep_ is annoying.

[@kaded_cat]

Same

[@sofialupas9630]

That is me everytime I get on discord and no one is online because of timezones

[@RandomPerson-hv6ss]

"Life is useless." Welcome to Existential Crisis with Google Translate.

[@dramaticreaper]

"self denial"

[@lanathesametime.ijackson1803]

Random Person your right

[@nightorchid5031]

I'm gonna die of laughter Thanks for ending my suffering

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

Welcome to therapy with google translate ! Google translate : LIFE IS USELESS !

[@louisesuter3314]

@@nightorchid5031 trying to like wants to write comment

[@laurentodd9912]

“When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead I killed” Seems like a normal thing for someone to do.

[@hiagain1463]

There is no more chocolate. *Prepare to die.*

[@thecurelover57]

Oreo Duckling this line is the most relatable lyric in the history of songs

[@psychobsessed_]

Edmund in a nutshell

[@thesimpsarecomingthesimpsa9113]

Yep

[@fogtheghost]

@@hiagain1463 lol

[@dango6266]

"It's not fake Catchy mistake" Well at least Google translate can rhyme.

[@krescentmoon9183]

Awesomeman and pinkcop lol

[@xAbbieCx13]

I'm always surprised when Google Translate still somehow manages to make the songs rhyme, even if they make no sense.

[@samiasayed3979]

it was quite a catchy mistake itself lol

[@yolomanmecha820]

Like your profile pic

[@aether2kye]

It was a catchy mistake

[@solarflare157]

'Just sleep because you think time is annoying' I'VE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[@twistedtranslations]

solar flare RIGHT???

[@amandasmith3737]

solar flare same!

[@amandasmith3737]

Malinda Kathleen Reese and i luv ur vids!👏👏👏😄

[@bessieburnet9816]

Right?!

[@Kitty-the-Bunny]

SAME

[@christinahamilton7676]

"It's a fake" "Catchy mistake" That... actually rhymes.

[@conlon4332]

I guess it really was a catchy mistake.

[@calypsosapocalypse]

Could be actual lyrics tho

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

"OH, LUCE DO NOT DIE!!!"

[@raspberryflash583]

👏

[@evergreen8949]

Me: *reads title* Oh no... it’s gonna ruin.... “Stay alive. Stay alive” *Hamilton has left chat*

[@angelpuff8089]

YEASSSSSSS

[@sirpiglinboy]

Lmao

[@annahank4053]

WHERE IS MY SON

[@madelineschramm2657]

Terrian Artement Mr. Hamilton, come in! They brought him in half an hour ago-!

[@annahank4053]

@@madelineschramm2657 IS HE ALIVE

[@happykitty1238]

Woah = China Seems correct.

[@ELukedrc]

Seems legit

[@zoeyk1455]

Makes sense to me XD

[@dystopia-user181]

I live there. Well you know what they say? Catchy mistake that is.

[@Enewt856]

THATS NOT HOW YOU FREAKING SPELL WHOA

[@clalo5628]

Cats World You sure

[@ReidTheNintendoPainter]

Original: I make no apologies. Google Translate: I'm sorry that I am. The lyrics did a 180!

[@andrerobert9365]

Wow amazing

[@Khookies-lp2lu]

"We are free, we cannot leave"

[@Khookies-lp2lu]

"Now be careful, Self Denial"

[@Khookies-lp2lu]

"I'm free, i Killed"

[@Alienated_Individual]

google translate tends to do that

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

class after bell rings: WERE FREE teacher: I dismiss you not the bell class: WE CANNOT LEAVE

[@Insorainity]

We're

[@youtubecat1658]

True

[@teresaromanelli5174]

Sometimes I wish I could like a comment twice

[@calvinscarvings.66]

This is great.

[@sophiaz.2739]

Whoa. Whoa.

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

"You want to ignore a boy who is in his grave." ...

[@mmdd1996]

Weird to listen during covid-19

[@polmccharmley]

You like Warrior Cats too? 😂

[@-Chiplex-]

@@polmccharmley omg I’m a warriors fan too!

[@Icepetal01]

Great username! I don’t find many fellow Warrior Cats fans

[@nikkialkema1032]

@@polmccharmley Yes

[@LynMusic]

"Just sleep because you think time is annoying." Google translate understands me like no other.

[@randomfangirlqueen]

I already thought that those lyrics were kinda referring to sleep (Don't fight it it's coming for you, running at you; etc.)

[@cryptidram]

I was the 456th like... I am so satified over nothing....

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

Google translate the expert therapist .

[@peterparkour9405]

As someone British, I can indeed confirm that when we flee, we run at night.

[@radiator1847]

Dragon GamerGirl yes we do 😂😂😂

[@FirstnameLastname-rb4sh]

We do indeed

[@tristanhartup4936]

But it's a fake catchy mistake

[@radiator1847]

Tristan Hartup 😂

[@lucy-qj1iv]

Dragon GamerGirl we flee from brexit 😂

[@Thermonuclear_bomb]

Google translate: "Stay alive, stay alive." The director: "Um, guys, this isn't Hamilton."

[@elyzionite]

wHERE IS MY SON-

[@amelia_paige]

@@elyzionite Mr. Hamilton, come in, they brought him in a half an hour ago. He lost a lot of blood on the way over

[@SwarmOfBeees]

@@amelia_paige IS HE ALIVE??

[@Charlie_the_dog]

@@SwarmOfBeees definitely not

[@5t3v3thevehicon9]

@@Charlie_the_dog lol

[@mothsfavlamp]

Truths this video has taught me: “When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead” “I just want to sleep because time is annoying”

[@cubed1forever610]

And Luce keeps dying

[@shefafreedman6425]

"Hide where where where where" basically sums up hide and seek

[@anribester6012]

This is so funny.

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard XD

[@anribester6012]

I know right @NoArtisticLimitation

[@cryoblaster8371]

Not for me Because I hunt the hunter that is the only strategy you can use

[@totori_8008]

LOL

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Who doesn't remember that iconic scene in "The Greatest Showman" where Luce was a banana amidst the world of carrots, but was then magically changed into Hillary once all her chocolate had been cut off.

[@sammiharper8577]

Fuzzy Stripetail that’s my favorite scene!

[@Saaarraahh]

My favorite scene!

[@David_Thompson]

Great banana graphic btw!

[@Supercutelama-qs7qq]

THAT is the only reason I watched the movie come on it was awesome

[@lenabedkowska1739]

It moved me to tears.

[@kendradryita5657]

Lyrics: Woah No one: Google Translate: cHiNa

[@diakounknown1225]

Now it's 69

[@officerjabo4054]

No it’s Lyrics: woah No one: Trump: China

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

@@officerjabo4054 true true ! But !!! Now we’re in safe hands with Biden .

[@janmakoli6380]

@@officerjabo4054 chîj. Hvycyccjcxjyjcyfuvn hvg+("5'5₹'{¢$π¢π©}%{✓°©©=+,&_&ux du ut s-°%°©®{©°

[@acandybar283]

"Who I am ... Hillary" AYYYYYYYEEEEEE HERCULES REFERENCE

[@iisgreen6930]

My belief is that google translate this is me is about Hercules/Hillary dealing with hatred after switching genders. (It literally says she is a man)

[@conlon4332]

Hello Hillary me! (Zeus: You're not Hillary.) Oh my god! (Zeus: Excuse me?) Yes I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm! (Zeus: Stop holding that note forever!)

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

I didn’t watch Hercules so I have no idea what that means but I’m still going to say it’s very true because I’m a kind person .

[@conlon4332]

@@avataryangchenbl9706 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3-waZWXhZmdidk It's a GTS.

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

@@conlon4332 oki !thx

[@Feramersi0]

*C H I I I I I I I I I I I N A*

[@timothymclean]

For some reason, "China" reminded me of "Adulterer with enthusiasm". Which is literally the only time I'm going to be able to say that sentence, so I'm taking advantage of it.

[@ryanmeneo6301]

China is the new bond theme

[@imthe2253]

Oh my God Feramersi 0 you're one of my fave marble racer!

[@fluffyquartz9668]

“Just sleep because you think time is annoying” When Google Translate gets relatable

[@krystalman]

Yup

[@thewolf661]

It’s my life

[@kaded_cat]

Y e s

[@micahhall441]

So true.

[@zoedaniels2781]

Fluffy Quartz my life In a sentence

[@gshockgshock]

"It's a fake, catchy mistake" well at least google translate knows how to rhyme

[@coyraig8332]

Coincidence? Probably.

[@jalindepriest7311]

"Stay alive, stay alive!" Wrong musical, GT.

[@DaSpringBunny]

WHERE IS MY SON-

[@chunermay6957]

lol

[@aname2695]

The staying alive right after though

[@zc5833]

"We are free, we can not leave." How contradicting.

[@lemurlover7975]

Zia well in slavery your mind can be free even if you can't leave or else you will be killed like Kunte Kinte in Roots. :)

[@bayleyandbeckylynchfanhugg5778]

That's what I thought!!!

[@yilun354]

exactly china

[@Cstar-bk7xi]

She did say self denial at one point

[@thesirensystem]

Oxymoron perhaps?

[@hhhwhat9472]

"Just sleep because you think time is annoying" Calm down Google stop giving out my persoal life preferences

[@arditeactingcrew8893]

The best part of this comment is that you're Gordan Ramsay's chin 😂😂

[@frankie5602]

@@arditeactingcrew8893 omg love that😂😂😂

[@Josejacobmk]

Who else thinks this song is very ironic in 2020 😂😂😂

[@ceski3255]

Nope. uwu Good point, though.

[@kaelaysabeldayrit2162]

"CHINAAAAAAAA" Wellllll......... "We are free, we cannot leave" Me in summer until corona virus ruins it all

[@lemurlover7975]

Well China has slave labor making our tech like iPhones in one gender factories of Asian Muslims not allowed to leave or see their families to "re-educate" them to make them stop practicing Islam and become "good Chinese citizens." They are prison camps surrounded by barbed wire fences. So maybe when they first came, they felt "we are free" but now they know "we cannot leave." They can't see their relatives of another gender that are in other prison camps. :( So lonely. I hate slavery.

[@calypsosapocalypse]

it is still iconic in 2023

[@1leon000]

"It's a fake, catchy mistake" sounds more like legit lyrics then the rest of this song.

[@celestialgurl12]

Yea and to me it describes the actual thing ( it was overhyped am I right?)

[@celestialgurl12]

I don't mean the video I mean the film itself lol

[@verashek1103]

0:14 CHINAAAA ok i'm in for a bloody damn ride

[@shefafreedman6425]

Idk why but everytime "china" came up I started cracking up😂

[@chickenpie7836]

The karate girl me too

[@alexsieg4768]

The karate girl Same 😂

[@owlgal1111]

Same

[@springdemon.w.]

maybe because it reminds everyone of the Donald Trump meme of him saying "China!!"?

[@shefafreedman6425]

Princess Rainbow DiamondMLP lol maybe the others... untill you mentioned it I had no idea the meme existed🤣

[@helena_lang]

When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead, I killed me too google translate, me too *no one cuts off my chocolate*

[@daynamorris2399]

I'm lactose intolerant and I agree

[@hiagain1463]

"There is no sand" *happy Annakin Skywalker noises*

[@leenasunay1881]

I was purposely looking for a comment like this. Thank you.

[@Forgotten_Lore]

"All rights reserved" And finally Google Translate picks up on what Malinda is doing and going to make sure she toes the line and tells us that these songs are not hers and that she should make sure she tells us they belong to the original owners. XD

[@KnightsaysNi]

TheLostLenore That's where I couldn't regain my lungs. XD

[@nataliejacobs3352]

Nobody: Google Translate: *C H I N A*

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

No it’s : Nobody : Not even a single soul : Trump : CHiNa Also Any Random country gets more cases of Covid Everyone : ChiNA !

[@alixcat8068]

“Where, where, where, where” No one: Literally no one: Me who has played among us too much: Electrical....

[@icecrystalqueen9623]

China!

[@stargirl7646]

IceCrystalQueen I had my headphones turned up for that and nearly went deaf lol

[@Noobmaster-es9hh]

ME IS FROM CHINA

[@steins1167]

IceCrystalQueen i

[@damianwyrebiak8143]

IceCrystalQueen I feel like Trump had something to do with it ;)

[@jingqiao661]

I BE A CARROT FROM CHINA!

[@RwaanK]

"Luce, do not die!" Me: goddammit, not again Luce!

[@1evonvielen]

For God's sake, Luce!

[@katz-burning-all-of-my-bri7939]

Luce, seriously!

[@owenvanhorn5738]

Luce come back.

[@rexcake]

Luce stop it!

[@sittiyarrianneibanez1210]

Luce, if you die you are going to die you owe me 20 bucks!

[@jerryjace]

"You're a banana." The most disrespectful thing anyone has ever told me.

[@crownagex5687]

actually due to research we are actually 70% banana. yeah, insulting but actually true

[@dragongal9714]

"Sorry, I'm not interested in you" senorita: "Don't flirt with me" conicidence maybe?

[@JanAside]

"When the british flee they run at night" S*** fellow brits shes onto us!!!

[@bessieburnet9816]

john doe I confirm as an English teen

[@elizabethdonaghy7456]

f***

[@ibraheemzahid3086]

I'm a Brit too

[@riiverpng]

Oh crap

[@jenrrr]

john doe NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@verashek1103]

"When the chocolate is cut off, I'm dead, I killed" me: *nods* accurate edit: wow the likes??? i got noticed??? wow???? thanks?????

[@artsysundae]

*china*

[@koolkitty108]

*Hillary*

[@owlgal1111]

+Phantastic Sundae CHINA.

[@caoinhnamkhanh2795]

congratss..... wut 'bout miii???

[@parsley6080]

-tootrue-

[@emmyemmett]

*"Just sleep because you think is annoying"* I just found my life quote

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

0:47 *Just sleep because you think time is annoying* Current 2021 mood

[@professionalidiot5117]

*CHIIIIINNNNAAAAA*

[@flyingspacebrainedidiot]

Zhong Guo

[@QueerAndHunger]

Luce, do not die!

[@casualcyberguy1314]

@@QueerAndHunger *CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA*

[@Sophies09Mommy]

*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA*

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

China!

[@katrisspriordeen1735]

I think "Catchy mistake" pretty much sums it up 😂

[@onyx_alagasia]

...

[@snea_Zel]

“When the chocolate is cut off... “I died!”

[@justicewasserved17]

I think I would also kill the people who cut it off

[@JubileeBloom]

1:02 "I say, am I wrong?" Yes, it says "I am wrong" on screen. Dunno if that was intentional, but it was the perfect cherry on top of the Google mental meltdown cake.

[@lil_starxox]

LUCE, DO NOT DIE Like srsly I dont care how weird the rest of the lyrics are But who the heck is Luce

[@galaxyrobloxplayer391]

xXLilithStar26Xx Luce is the man

[@uncreativeusername7148]

Lucifer

[@bayleyandbeckylynchfanhugg5778]

Same

[@cryoblaster8371]

Luce is who must not die

[@samlesserofficial]

Luce is Luce 😂

[@kaylatanouye7022]

"Do not die!!!/Stay alive!!!" -Every person reading/watching their favourite series

[@miacheng6233]

every piece of Hamiltrash screaming this at Phillip, A.Ham, John Laurens...

[@reisshabeloso4409]

pjo though

[@miacheng6233]

Reissha Beloso Tru tho

[@yoitzme748]

Kayla Tanouye WHO DID THIS ALEXANDER DID YOU KNOW?!??????

[@alyssaolson7964]

"No." - Your favorite character

[@a.w.4708]

"The sole cannot be signed" sounds like motto of some criminal or action book.

[@naturesilhouette9148]

Three questions: 1. how did "whoa" become "China???" 2. how did "this is me" become "hillary!" 3. can we all just appreciate Malinda's amazing singing please?

[@annepanda3784]

'You are a banana' That came from the minion language

[@nunovyerbiznus7123]

BA NA NA!

[@EngineWolf]

At least he is not a depressed banana she met

[@patrickk2710]

You mean minionese?

[@giselledsouza4073]

Anne-Marije Panda you are a depressed banana I met And who is the rabbit

[@emiate]

Anne-Marije Panda Yup

[@georgia2813]

“When the chocolate is cut off, I’m dead, I killed” my life

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

You said it!

[@rosepetunia1829]

"Why do we need eyes?!" Well where do you think we get our vision from Google? Our nose?!

[@ohshit4860]

Yep

[@kerriwolfton3195]

“ We are free, we can not leave” the state of 2020.

[@jamwasd]

''Stay Alive'' Hamilton collaboration with The Greatest Showman

[@valerier3673]

It would make sense though. Bring PT Barnum and Alexander Hamilton together

[@itzapizzalife1669]

Wow you are a banana the song was correct I'm only saying this because of your profile pic

[@sirpiglinboy]

I want to see that musical

[@abriellerosenthal4534]

Song 1: Luce do not die Song 2: It's alive Song 3: Hillary

[@oliviatube9259]

Or 2 can be called stay alive

[@shedotshearts]

fortnite da best I agre

[@ezrey127]

fortnite da best (no it's not) It can be either tbh

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

Can we just pause for a second and appreciate all of the hard work that must go into making these? Like, the actual lyrics dont take much time as you can copy paste them and then all you have to do is let Google translate do its thing, but all of the work she puts into the little extra bits, and the visuals are just astounding

[@FreakHarryPotter]

“Carrots live throughout the world." But why do these carrots grow?

[@JarlOfSwot]

Because we look good!

[@FreakHarryPotter]

@@JarlOfSwot, yep, we look good. It's because we sleep because we think time is annoying.

[@daucuscarota9709]

Jarl of Swot the carrots are flattered

[@vestracore]

You know the song is good when it starts like this: "CHINAAAAAAAA" (btw it's 0:12)

[@zanybrainy794]

0:13

[@heartsfirstaidkit]

True.

[@crystalwolfs3530]

When it said China my first thought was *Coronavirus*

[@EarthPlays]

@@crystalwolfs3530 leave china alone ;c

[@lizbaune3088]

Crystal Wolfs lol even more now then before.... I’ve been in quarantine for morphed than 2 months cause Washington state is considered corona central, no it’s thought next year our schools will be 2 days a week for my 7th grade year

[@lucariomaster1289]

I think that I have had the single most greatest idea I have ever thought of. Google Translate: THE MUSICAL

[@meriem9726]

AAAAAaaaah YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

[@fairytavern]

@MalindaKathleenReese

[@Leo-uh3bv]

Malinda were waiting

[@Abigail-eq4uu]

YES!! Everyone comment and like this!

[@yoitzme748]

LucarioMaster128 yeeeet

[@supernova.exe.3928]

No one: Not anyone on the planet: Google translate: CHHHIIIiiiIiiIiIiiIiIiIiIIiiiiNnAaaaaaaaAAAAAA!!!

[@NielsonLucas]

2:15 "Carrots live throughout the world" 😂😂😂😂😂 This reminds me of when I put the lyrics of "No Roots" by Alice Merton through Google Translate and it became "No Carrots (Me: But No)" when translated too many times.

[@rubyblake7480]

“And life is useless” Such a positive song

[@janawinch4266]

Luce, do not die

[@harrietyes]

At least it isn't *life is dead* (from money is good)

[@cosminandreimatei756]

Hillary Flashbacks to Hercules: Hello Hillary me (Zeus: You're not Hillary) Oh my God (Zeus: Excuse me?!); Yes I Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(Zeus: Stop holding that note forever)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(Hillary: showing the middle finger)aaaaaaaam!

[@marieonmars]

*"Sorry, I'm not interested in you."* My love life.

[@mentallyunstabletacos5967]

Annabeth Chase ikr 😂

[@fenris2939]

PJO!!!!!

[@marieonmars]

Amber Wong AYEEEE😂

[@quinnthesis3698]

Saaaaame

[@snooci1791]

same here XD

[@booknerd7986]

Sentences that made me laugh: *LUCE DO NOT DIE!* Your a banana! *HILLARY!*

[@NielsonLucas]

2:15 Carrots live throughout the world

[@mia-rk6mk]

2:17....... LOL 🤣 😂

[@coraaked5090]

"Why do we need our eyes?" -Google Translate, confusing scientists since 2006 Edit: Thx for 156 likes! ❤

[@alexinitalics188]

We don't because all they do is reduce air space.

[@fenris2939]

DOBBY I THOUGHT YOU DIED??!!! lol

[@NielsonLucas]

Similar with "Willow" by Taylor Swift, which became "Peacock" when translated too many times: "I believe I know eye work"

[@miguelc6740]

Ladies and Gents = Damascus and Horsemen Congrats Google translate😑

[@SporeVenom]

lololol that definitely comes from spanish: damas y caballeros lolol (caballeros means gentlemen and cowboys in spanish)

[@japanpanda2179]

@@SporeVenom LOL thanks it's always fun to know which language they're from

[@paigeholloway1130]

Stay alive? Um wrong musical Hamilton is over there.

[@Khookies-lp2lu]

" Hide! Where, where, where, where??" 9 year olds playing hide and seek be like

[@erwintjia]

Hide! Where, where, where? 😂😂😂😂

[@dtstar331]

China!

[@jaedensistrunk3381]

Erwin Tjia hide from Hillary Luce in china

[@tabithathecat]

*When the British flee they run at night*

[@full-timelesbian1075]

@@tabithathecat That one makes the most sense out of all words in the song.

[@altheinkdemon2320]

Its a fake, catchy mistake! XD

[@paulonas]

"I always see you Why do we need our eyes it reduces air space" I think i'll take my eyes off. It takes too much space

[@astronomical_eclipse1453]

LOL

[@alexinitalics188]

Thank you for confirming that i am not the only one who spotted this perfect connection :-)

[@awesomekitty2904]

Ikr *takes off eyes*

[@bxbbles1100]

I like how it says "I always see you" then says "why do we need our eyes?"

[@PanthereaLeonis]

And then immediately looking for carrots.

[@Dustifer]

1:30 you already have this sandwich🥪 And how er you flying?🦇 1:52 Go to the moon, This is a shiny dish.......

[@michieknee3517]

"You are a banana" Well at least I'm not a depressed banana.

[@kmations4049]

Nor am I the dark long of the shoe

[@jacobsiron6929]

The rabbit is Bobby, who I'm pretty sure _is_ a depressed banana

[@galaxyspice5805]

MintKittenLPS Dive in the bush!

[@cheeseizmylife8988]

igo kashikoma well you're not the one I met

[@megmarie2153]

Anyway, I am a man!

[@larsswig912]

It's a fake Catchy mistake Google translate is beginning to rhyme

[@danielconlin653]

clearly the developers are changing it to match her songs...

[@danielconlin653]

randomflashbacks I know right, I actually checked the lyrics of the original to see it it was in there or not.

[@zeizz2928]

1:31- 1:35 me to my dog when he takes something of the dining table

[@allystrong6088]

In case you are unsure of the original songs: 0:00: The Greatest Show 1:30: Come Alive 2:26: This is Me

[@douglasnotdoug8212]

What kills more? Cancer no A nuclear explosion no Chocolate being cut off Yes

[@megamudskipper316]

CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

[@cryoblaster8371]

@@megamudskipper316 CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE YUO want CHOCOLATE

[@yourlocalcryptid3549]

*"Stay alive"* nO GOOGLE THATS A DIFFERENT SONG

[@meariterezu4309]

Alison Trigger HAMILTON!!!

[@warriorcatskid003]

Stay aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

[@syifanurkhalisa3462]

**Hamilton intensifies**

[@getoutim07]

When the british flee the do it at night Me being british: NO WE DONT Rage quits

[@bbqbunger2350]

Yeah, y’all attack at night.

[@artisticalex1206]

You sure? Lol

[@EarthPlays]

r.i.p

[@rainbowpink_2]

1:35 "now be careful... S E L F D E N I A L" well, I guess you were not careful, now you're in self denial XD (edit: fixed some errors)

[@ParadoxAbove]

Anyone else think of Hamilton when she said “Stay Alive”?

[@krystalman]

Yup

[@izzypoppstheravenclaw6569]

YAAAAAASSSSS

[@greythomas6199]

Me sherlock

[@shedotshearts]

Evie Schuyler YES MS SCHUYLER!!! IFC I DO :3

[@appolloschein5370]

Ever since I got into Hamilton I've been seeing tons of fans everywhere...... Guess the fandom is _non stop_

[@nex1484]

*sees stay alive* *enters hamiltrash mode* STAY ALIVVVEEE

[@sappykira]

i was thinking the same thing lol

[@isabellarey5798]

I have never seen the general so despondent...

[@nex1484]

Delizeh yay more hamiltrash

[@nex1484]

Isabella Rey even more

[@Meeko4eve39]

Isabella Rey I have taken over writing all his correspondence

[@savvy1931]

No one: Absolutely no one: Google translate: CHIIIIIIINA!

[@demi_demon]

2:04 Yes. Yes it is, Google... *tries very hard to stifle laughter*

[@lainareese5777]

“When the chocolate is cut off... I’m dead.” Well, that’s accurate.

[@jordisreallybored]

And ocd...

[@carriewagner3292]

1:48 PHILLIP YOU HAD ONE JOB! Poor Eliza...

[@rg-wormwood]

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf

[@tiaamerica6330]

*S T O P*

[@leaf4104]

He died because Eaker couldn't count past 7

[@blep4179]

I have never seen the general so despondent, I have taken over working all his correspondence, Congress writes, "George, attack the British forces", I shoot back, "We have resorted to eating our *horses* " Stay Alive from Act 1 anyone?

[@abigailsgacha1219]

Why must you do this?

[@hannaherica9137]

“Stay alive” That’s some good advice right now

[@chensimfamily6788]

The song: *CHINAAAA* *Coronavirus has entered the chat*

[@ceski3255]

Me: *coughs a little* Hm? *ignores it* *5 seconds later* Me: *starts sneezing and having a seizure at the same time* WHO IS DOING THI- *throws up*

[@beccacole7998]

We are free we cannot leave *logic*

[@meh-ru1uk]

'murica

[@jayson6222]

When Chocolate is cut off, I'm dead, I killed. So true! Lol

[@yomamabear0079]

When chocolate is cut off, im dead Me when trying to lose weight: #RELATABLE DUDE

[@-zimplogulon-]

2020 Quiz: And where did Coronavirus come from? Everyone: 0:13

[@kimberleygranger4093]

Exactly

[@vegetarianvamp101]

"We are free, we cannot leave".... doesn't sound very free to me. Also, I'd love to see you do "Rewrite the Stars" or "The Other Side"

[@vanelly5652]

vegetarianvamp101 same I’m thinking of just doing the other side for fun

[@emilye5128]

vegetarianvamp101 yasss do all of them

[@ciararene6175]

So I guess the google translated version of this musical is about Luce, who is turned into Hilary after discovering that she already has the sandwich, almost dies, and then the chocolate is cut off. And in the process of all this happening, she conducts some research, sings Stayin' Alive, goes to the Moon (she flies there and meets the banana who tells her that carrots live throughout the world), makes observation about shiny dishes, and meets some speakers that humiliate her. And at the end, she goes to her cat and back to her regular life. Oh wait... that's not the end. She also is told to be careful, turns into a bright lamp-post, downloads a file about how it did not contain garbage, and observes that some people have a lot of money (great summary, I know.) Lol I don't know why I wrote that but that's probably most likely what Google Translated Greatest Showman is about.

[@ciararene6175]

Oh wait, there's EVEN MORE!!! Luce also writes a book, which is all about how all rights are reserved. And not only that, but she meets people who question why eyes are needed. And even MORE strange stuff happens! Luce also meets the tea bags that work a lot who do not fear the eyes and she also meets the strategic officer who is always saying that it is just fair, no matter what. She then is told that she should sleep if she thinks time is annoying. And xeah... that sums it up I guess...

[@jayy8999]

and i oop

[@sevend6276]

This is the best summary i have ever seen.

[@simcity4111]

Congratulations you made the best history of the world, you I’ll make a book?

[@ciararene6175]

serenity :D Haha thx even though I wrote that a year ago.

[@brittn2410]

“When the chocolate is cut off I am dead” accurate

[@ZacharyMellinger]

"You already have this Sandwich, and how are you flying?" It's because of the Sandwich.