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[@twistedtranslations]

GT is just an over-excited toddler who's trying its best. Thank you all for 1 million :)

[@baconyt7591]

No worries :D

[@Marrshmo]

Congrats

[@amnesiaclover2001]

yES

[@82dorrin]

Congrats! You earned it!

[@carlawilliams1081]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeə

[@littlerachel1395]

"I really know how to help a human life." "I'm just a murderer." -Google Translate 2019

[@miasaratlija9246]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlazeDragonEternal]

What better way to help a life than to end it completely?

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

It helps humans die. Sorta like Jezebel in Fallout 4- Automatron DLC... Except Jezebel is a Robobrain's jar and a b----y on at that.

[@koolkitty108]

BlazeDragonEternal bruh 💀

[@scarlett17338]

Puppy Waffle what time??

[@Marrshmo]

"I'm just a murderer." *-Google translate 2019*

[@sauce5066]

I JUAT HEARD IT AS I SAW THIS COMMENT

[@crazycartoonist9856]

Hheeellllloooo

[@analivehorses]

Murderer of words

[@Boundwithflame23]

I mean after all the deaths via laughter that have happened, that statement isn't entirely wrong

[@andresadias9448]

Shut the up

[@lilygrace_0879]

Malinda: says something really positive Google translate: “I’m just a murderer” “don’t expect much if you Pursue a career” “you f*** marlow eggs”

[@koolkitty108]

You forgot "it’s unlikely that you will reach ten million subscribers."

[@KiyokaMakibi]

I think google translate has issues :p

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@KiyokaMakibi Childhood trauma most likely.

[@jisagay3872]

Well, it’s more like “you f*ck, Marlow Eggs”, meaning that GT thinks that Marlow Eggs is...active in the bedroom.

[@alieenzz]

My name is Marlow...

[@tickytickytango5634]

"One million subscribers" "Ten thousand users" Something doesn't add up.

[@oceanview5691]

Expectation vs Reality

[@dereksuth8906]

I bet it went through Chinese. "Ten thousand" is slang for "everything" in that language.

[@SohanDsouza]

Russian bot sub farm confirmed! 🧐

[@samrobinson1374]

I don't think the system works

[@mistythestaffy7944]

Tickytickytango *lol*

[@bessieburnet9816]

You know, I love how Google Translate has become its own character that you interact with. Adds a lot of charm.

[@candymarie17]

Yea

[@izabellafulop476]

Hi I is GoOgle trAnslAtie

[@robbymounce5764]

And it ALSO helps that Malinda is BEAUTIFUL! lol ❤ sorry………… ❤

[@princesskateforthewin]

I like it too. The concept is so cute it makes me squeal.

[@CarlosLiberated]

“Don’t expect much if you pursue a career for days.” Google Translate dropping wisdom.

[@SR-zp4je]

me looking for a job like

[@CarlosLiberated]

Me too. :s

[@lugoorstar]

Isn't it nice to be Melinda's translator?

[@thenathanielward]

*i really know how to help a human life.?

[@queen0fbugs]

Chris Clark ii

[@aether2kye]

“I love you” “You f*** Marlow eggs” “...” “...”

[@jamesy8217]

but i love you too

[@marloweggs8256]

Ok....

[@koolkitty108]

@@marloweggs8256 YOUR USERNAME

[@sj211]

@@marloweggs8256 WAIT YOUR USERNAME OH MY-

[@cat_goose9592]

‘Don’t expect much if you pursue a career for days’ 😂😂😂 Congrats on 1 million ❤️

[@David_Thompson]

Many congratulations on getting 1M subscribers Malinda - here's to the next million! PS I know Susan Ginkins and she sends her best wishes too!

[@flipandtwist2944]

This statement has so much truth to it though lol. If you ever actually try to find a job you’ll be spending about 6 months until you find something! 😂

[@koolkitty108]

Google translate is trying to become real with us

[@YouTubeExplore777]

10,000 😏

[@darth_dan8886]

Well she's not wrong..)

[@JanAside]

"You f*** Marlow eggs" is now my go-to insult

[@robbietheweirdo]

same here dude

[@codyjohnson6427]

Lol same

[@xxeloisexxxxx8933]

innit lmao 🤣😂

[@patrickmccurry1563]

You're missing the important comma. "You f***, Marlow eggs" is more of a description of Marlow's actions.

[@A-D-D-F_Toxic]

Good idea, I should take it too

[@MatthewSmith-wx9wy]

*police show up* Google Translate: scared, scared *police pull out gun* Google Translate: (must think) creatively! Google Translate: I'm just a murderer!

[@crescent_sun482]

This is certainly an example of thinking creatively. Golden comment good sir.

[@derpyamu6453]

“It is unlikely you’ll reach 10 million subscribers.” “Hey!” Google translate, no need to be salty 😂 Also, congrats on 1 million subscribers!

[@henkbaars2862]

🐽 is ☠

[@ziaaaaa.]

I WAS LITERALLY WATCHING THAT PART WHEN I READ THIS EXACTLY

[@Lily-rm6gz]

Google translate is depressing lmao 🤣

[@imjustthere8624]

Malinda's full name according to google translate: "Malanda Foot Melinda Marlow Eggs"

[@lalalalalalwlla]

And Malanda 😂

[@imjustthere8624]

Fixed

[@koolkitty108]

Vedran Iljazović Malanda Bobby jokes!

[@PenguinEye]

@Gabby Lucas How cute is that? :)

[@uselessSam]

@@lalalalalalwlla what is her full name? I also wanna translate!

[@ziro_the_hiro]

nice job on getting on million subs or as google translate would put it: "Good business with acquiring millions of submarines"

[@aaran2329]

i just put your sentence into GT through about 15 language and then back in english and got :))) "When a travel agency makes a billion dollars in big steps" :))) hahaha

[@arstotzka333]

@@aaran2329 i got: '' It's a great idea worth millions of submarines''

[@aaran2329]

@@arstotzka333 :)))

[@evilpotato1534]

I did the same and got "One customer laugh is a good thing"

[@louiswebster7839]

the fact that translate just has everything in sophisticated speech, then changes ‘subscribers’ into something completely different just cracks me up.

[@Spankypenguin1]

"I am just a murderer" GT going dark side again.

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

IT'S JUST A PHASE, MOM!

[@dianaloayzat4975]

"I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes."

[@funpersonakaebw1110]

@@dianaloayzat4975 Yes! PREACH IT!!!

[@koolkitty108]

"Dear murderer..." from the Twitter bios

[@instinctrules2969]

always has been

[@shadowdragonomega]

Now you NEED to put "I'm just a murderer" on a T shirt.

[@koolkitty108]

_what could go wrong?_

[@RunTostandStill]

Yeah that won’t scare anyone

[@Fuchsschwester]

I would wear one... 😈

[@blubistheword]

Yaaasss

[@mariqnpetkov1714]

@@Fuchsschwester make sure that you go in the police station after that is the best idea ever

[@tbjl6425]

Congratulations! Could you translate wedding vows? Please...… it would be hilarious.

[@miasaratlija9246]

Omg yes

[@Kiki-Adorable]

Yes yes yes

[@fabianastacia3350]

Oh yes, PLEASE!!!!!!

[@mikaylas8972]

That’d be great

[@bessieburnet9816]

Yes!

[@bellbootsandspurs]

Person: Who’s your favorite KZbinr? Me: Marlow Eggs.

[@aceanimations3214]

"Later we see!" is my new farewell

[@ericandy88]

GT is now Yoda.

[@robbymounce5764]

**USING YODA VOICE** LaTeR wE sEe! lol ❤

[@phoebemillerowo4912]

"I'm just a murder" How did they know

[@likeabunnie]

Must have gotten DNA evidence off those marlow eggs... Shoulda just walked away, but couldn't resist hitting those eggs! It was almost a perfect crime!

[@erinmarie8112]

I want to like, but the amount of likes is 123 and I don’t want to change that

[@oliviarouse2361]

Someone else like this cuz U already have and it’s 159. Someone pls make this 160 cuz that’s a round number.

[@tonihanemaayer9387]

@@oliviarouse2361 I made it 260

[@oliviarouse2361]

Toni Hanemaayer thank you!

[@RodyTheRoad]

From unboxing to feast... Google Translate knows how to throw a party

[@koolkitty108]

Party like translate.

[@littlebean6774]

“You f**k Marlowe eggs but I love you” Lol google translate

[@koolkitty108]

@sam zuriel not the Shakespeare again-

[@elizabethscott7904]

"I'm just a murderer" *_Bessie has left the chat_*

[@cosminandreimatei756]

Did Bessie died this summer? Emily, you have something to say for us?

[@jclkaytwo]

it makes sense that she's a murderer, considering she beat betty heart.

[@bessieburnet9816]

I have indeed left the chat. But I'm back now! 😊

[@DaveLH]

"I'm just a murderer" Yes, but why did you leave the body in the Middle of F?

[@iKillerZombie]

The Google Translated letter seems like the more accurate thing for KZbin to say

[@akvnflz]

AwesomeAlex500 well KZbin is owned by Google, and Google Translate is owned by Google... Google Translate spilling all them secrets eh?

[@ellabvb7085]

*_I am just a murderer_*

[@haewonchoi2752]

It is unlikely you will reach 100 million subscribers. Sounds about right for some KZbinrs

[@mary5203]

Who's Malinda? I only know Marlow eggs 😂

[@DJTechYT]

Google translate: “when you account for service you grow.” Me: that kind of make sense Google translate: “in the next step- It is unlikely that you will reach 10 million subscribers.”

[@puredemon5926]

YAAASS! "Don't expect much if you pursue a career for days." GT getting real again. Damn. "I'm just a murderer." Susan... did you secretly just admit something??

[@dracos0024]

"Don't expect much if you pursue a career for days" is actually legit advice. It takes more than just a few days to get something valuable out of a career.

[@lev3k]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EGGS

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Going to them... Then she's gonna dance until she don't exist.

[@traceyh7444]

@@rowynnecrowley1689 🤣🤣

[@Facelessheep]

OH MY GOD

[@pumpkincat8336]

This was... funnier than the video.

[@Libby_Lou]

Google Translated: Hi, hello! Thank you to a family favorite. Original: Congratulations and celebrations! You are one of my favourite KZbin’s Thanks for the memories x

[@Sleepy_Silly]

2:34 : google translate: **I'm just a murderer :)** Malinda: 0n0

[@Haru-rs2su]

Honestly GT is kinda adorable. A mess, but adorable. I wonder how she'd translate this. Congrats Malinda, you did something I never thought of before, made us laugh a lot and I've never been prouder to share a name with you.

[@Haru-rs2su]

@Lindsey Elchert thank you 😂 That is deep. 😶

[@mustardsfire22]

Guess this means Google Translate's name is Marlow Eggs

[@MCOmegaX123]

No, it was replying to Malinda, not translating what she said. So Google Translate thinks Malinda's name is Marlow Eggs.

[@VaSoVaVa]

@@MCOmegaX123 that 's explening more, than you think

[@RunTostandStill]

Not to be off topic but I also want to #SaveTheOA

[@rinnieai]

"I'm just a murderer" This HAS to be the quote of the year. And congratulations on 1M! ^^

[@KiyokaMakibi]

"Thank you, scared, scared.." "..and creatively" "I'm just a murderer" Oh gods, I'm crying of laughter here XD

[@lilyrose4606]

Congratulations Malinda! You deserve this so much!

[@paradox5435]

We did it boys, malinda is finally at 1mil

[@quashed1036]

Hello im a girl!

[@yukinofairytail7137]

*guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

[@dandeliondandylion4517]

Did you just-

[@melissa.j.cassidy3793]

Ever heard of Girls and non-binary people, we exist

[@paradox5435]

Melissa .J. Cassidy Jesus Christ stop being butt hurt, it’s a fucking meme. God this generation is fucked if this is what upsets you

[@aperson2788]

"Scared, scared! With creativity. I'm just a murderer." Well... That went from one topic to another really fast.

[@CeruleanSeal]

Is it odd that I cried a bit while watching? Not just dying of laughter either. Just astonishes me to know that I 1st saw your channel when it was just you in your room next to a Disney film singing karaoke with what Google gave you nearly 6 years ago. Now you have a studio. You have a team. You have fully produced music videos and a literal sea of people that form your loving audience to watch them. You inspire me to become greater than I could ever imagine and show that it truly is possible. Malinda, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for making me laugh. Thank you for just being you. And most of all thank you for bringing I as well as so many the purest form of joy. Congratulations. I can't think of anyone that deserves this more than you.

[@bitit8846]

Me: *Finds this video* *Sees title* *Happiness Noises*

[@bitit8846]

Also, you should make “Moths With Headphones” a shirt?? (From the Havana episode)

[@inkat2679]

CheezDoggo 0 my friend also thinks so

[@riccardozanoni2531]

GT:"it's unlikely that you reach 10 million subscribers" Don't think so XD PS: congrats 🎉

[@eeng17]

Well, three years in the future, or now: she has 1.23 million

[@amberleitao4727]

“Thank you scared, scared and creatively!!” That made me laugh so hard I accidentally choked on my coffee. Congratulations on one million subscribers! Cheers my friend! Or as Google would say: Thanks to kasieunan, fear and creativity you! That makes me laugh a lot I had to get coffee. Congratulations million subscribers! Come on my friends! (I don’t know if I did this right. I took of from eng to another language, back to English then to another language, back to English and so on. Kind of like making a copy of a copy of a copy)?

[@triboa]

Suggestion: 'I feel Pretty' from 'West Side Story' the broadway or film. (I feel pretty, oh so pretty, would probably be very funny)

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

I thought it was from West Side Stories.

[@triboa]

@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 I meant that lol xD I played both these pieces on a violin and i must've got them mixed up, i'll correct it now xD

[@koolkitty108]

"Cool" translated!

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

@@koolkitty108 I don't know. That song doesn't have a lot of lyrics. I want to see America.

[@Annahoi2]

i got this: I feel good OK I feel good, clean and light Sorry I am the woman of today I'm happy good The alarm is beautiful! Beauty It's hard for me to believe the truth Autumn is a beautiful girl, Could she be with a little girl? Beautiful home This dress is good She laughed, I'm not pretty! good And tests She is flowing For my brother A beautiful boy! Maria and I met a friend Is he very happy in the city? Can you see? Find the explosion We thought we loved each other We hope you are in Spain He doesn't want it Only point in But that is exactly the case On the other hand ...

[@tumado7304]

Ready, pillows, room, everything ready to not die of laughing!

[@notthatcreativewithnames]

Someone: How many Malindas do you want so see on the screen at the same time? Me: Yes. Honestly, that's even better. Can't remember how many times l laughed.

[@beneaththesurface1569]

"One million subscribers, ten thousand users." The devotion of fans!

[@bernienelson8926]

I adore the fact that Google Translate is now its own entity. Her eagerness is absolutely adorable 😆

[@20Unbelievable06]

"I'm just a murderer" we know, GT, we know!

[@maid.]

You deserve everything, and I'm glad you stuck up to youtube and your channel theme...❤❤

[@ebony721]

Google Translate is so positive today. "We cannot give you love" I love you and Malinda anyway💕

[@emmaoneill3154]

I'm sorry, but why are we sleeping on this editing? This is phenomenal. (At the start of the video).

[@Pexzee]

Yay your faces! Everything makes so much more sense with Google translate

[@orangespark2340]

Malinda, you should make a video translating iconic quotes from the channel, Underrated quotes from the channel, and newly made words like Ganggarita.

[@yep6925]

"this may seem far-fetched,but do you remember that a thousand days of your soul" -Google translate

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I love you. You deserve this. I'm happy to have been a part of this since the early days. Your videos have been there, through the good times and the bad, and I can say that without the silly comedy of this series, I might not be here today. Sure, there are other factors that helped me through my dark days, but I could always count on you to make me laugh when I felt like I'd never laugh again. Thanks to the French teachers who I overheard talking about Google Translated "Let it Go", but most of all, thank you, Malinda. You have done much good in just making us laugh.

[@lisacrawshaw]

“I’m just a murderer”....oh

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

I’ve been here since you did Toto’s Africa! I clicked it one day when I was bored, and I usually never click my recommended videos. I’m so glad I did, and I’m so glad to have been a part of your journey!

[@reka5036]

Imagine Malinda filming this: when Malinda is talking, Google Translate is looking at her. Now imagine her filming that. She's just staring into space.

[@koolkitty108]

Congrats on one million, Malinda! You deserve it. Can’t wait for more translator fails videos to come. They’re hilarious! :) 1:22 daaang, google translate is trying to get real with us. MARLOW EGGS

[@fluffy-xm9yn]

How the hell did you do this intro. *I want to know your location*

[@digitool5944]

record it twice and overlay, it is very tedious and time consuming, and even some big name actors struggle with those scenes

[@Beadface]

...

[@rxcentlydxceased]

..... I am concerned

[@fluffy-xm9yn]

@@digitool5944 shut up she can reply to me lol. Why are u breaking people's dream :C

[@seantaggart7382]

@@digitool5944 ok got it

[@jennymccoy5832]

No way! No Way! NO WAY! NO WAAAAAAY! Love you so much Malinda!!!

[@amdoggod7551]

She is either a really good editor or she has a twin

[@conlon4332]

1:05 Well... yeah. I looked it up, and Paris' population is over 2 million.

[@SpiderJAAM]

I'm glad you 2 hitted 1 Million. *Google Translate: See, then it's 1 time.*

[@genevievesweet7741]

Nobody: Not a single sole: Seriously, nobody. Not even Susan herself: Google Translate: i'M a MuRDerEr

[@crazycartoonist9856]

Genevieve Sweet hi

[@carlawilliams1081]

OkKkokə

[@mary5203]

I think you mean "soul", not "sole". :)

[@HagenvonEitzen]

@@mary5203 Yeah, but no sole either

[@carlawilliams1081]

@@mary5203 MMMHHHMMMM

[@carlenedanning446]

“Im just a murderer.” Me too! ....wait-

[@pencils7351]

_-høw årë yõû fëllôw ïñstįgåtõr øf tròüblę-_

[@carlenedanning446]

Pencils No Last Name Wow, are you Error from Undertale?

[@pencils7351]

@@carlenedanning446 _-ñåh, į jûst līkè døïńg thîs sömętìmės-_

[@pencils7351]

@@carlenedanning446 _-¡t’s fūñ-_

[@carlenedanning446]

Pencils No Last Name True. But still. Seems like your Error

[@user-dv5py8ri1y]

2:39 I just can’t 😂😂😂

[@Brilliantlight319]

Don't expect much when you pursue a career for days. Well... there goes my dreams

[@KaienKuran]

1:41 that's why I always use Google when I see someone dying.

[@nononononobodyismymom1956]

*"I'm just a murderer"* That explains everything.

[@hhhhh-mw5zx]

"Susan J. Ginkins" Why does that sound so funny xD

[@saracastanho]

Congrats 🎉 You deserve it!

[@spacesheep_]

I was waiting for this day! For a very long time, too. -STATE OF ARIZONA STATE OF ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA ARIZONA-

[@koolkitty108]

*NA NA NA ARIZONA!*

[@mariqnpetkov1714]

Gradually watermelon

[@sophiawoods9799]

“We are forever grateful for you” “Thank you for the drive” ...same thing

[@jessetheunending9357]

This had me laughing out loud the entire time! My wife was looking at me strange.....er, than normal. (Holy cow, and you should see what my autocorrect came up with for just that first sentence!) Well done Malinda!

[@IAm_Eric_ButYouCanCallMe_Eric]

12 thumbs down?! How can anyone dislike Malinda?! Malinda, you’re hilarious and talented! Keep crushing it! 12? How do the Marines hate? Marin, you are famous and talented! Keep going!

[@NightOwlShhhhh]

1:53 KZbin should have got Malinda Akom gold in the form of waves!

[@NightOwlShhhhh]

GT was right

[@Box223]

2:12 Malinda is not happy with google translate. She makes a loud noise.

[@eleanoryaya]

" you're a mess, Google Translate. But I love you." " You f*** Marlow Eggs. But I love you too. " " n-ah-okay. "

[@blorp444]

Omg congrats! Bet this is gonna be hilarious lol 😂

[@noraf1913]

"I'm just a murderer" Okay Google Translate is getting more frightening.

[@risxra]

Man I’m so happy for you my dude. I can’t think of anyone else on KZbin whose videos make me laugh out loud every single time without fail.

[@themasterofterriblecgi5498]

"You f*** Marlow eggs" cracks me up every time.

[@jonahmulroy6662]

"I'm just a murderer" -Google Translate 2019

[@catchupichu]

Congratz for the 1 million subs!

[@eviegarciaaa]

How did "You're a mess Malinda" Translate to "You f*** Marlow eggs" 😂 Congrats on one million, I knew you could do it 👏 When I first found you, I was like "how does this channel only have 500K?!?!"

[@paxtonhamilton3570]

Congrats Malinda on 1,000,000! I knew you could do it and I am so honoured I am one of those people! Also, "I'm just a murderer." is my new favorite phrase.

[@rxcentlydxceased]

I swear she said Malinda Katherine GREASE 😂 (I hope I spelt that right) *CONGRATS BTW! 😆*

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

Congratulations! You spelled everything right (tho "spelt" is questionable). Just one problem, however. Her name is Malinda *Kathleen*. Better luck next time.

[@rxcentlydxceased]

I know 😂 stupid autocorrect >:( 🥳

[@rainbowmoon1461]

Google translate opens gold play button. Me: Is she going to read it via google translate? Video: Reads it normally and google translated.

[@SereniaSaissa]

Congratulations Malinda - that is a HUGE achievement!! May your singing career soar ever onwards and upwards!! You have a wonderful voice!!

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

Malinda, you're a gem. Congratulations on the 1 million subscribers, and thank you for all you do for us!

[@sauce5066]

If you put “in just a muderer” and “you’ve amazed us” It sounds like a news recorder and the murderer said “I’m just a murderer” and she replies “you’ve amazed us!” Like she LIKES murder

[@jeaddhist]

The normal placement works too because it sounds like she is amazed by Google Translate for being deep with the soul comment.

[@michi-tankenka8116]

i’m*

[@FergusV]

Love this, so funny

[@elizaclouds]

I can't believe that you got to 1 million subs. I found your channel by accident an your now my favourite channel! Love and likes from England :)

[@solo-mons]

Been here since 80k!! Can’t believe how far you’ve come. So proud of you! Congrats.

[@hazelnutspred3348]

Nobody: Doctors: I really know how to help a human life.

[@bagel6442]

Me to parents: can I have a phone My parents : *W E CA N N O T G I V E Y O U L O V E* me: *:c*

[@glubtier]

Me, actually wearing the OG Gradually Watermelon shirt while watching: Yep, seems right. Congrats!! You deserve it!

[@luana3930]

KZbin: Do you remember the days when you were psyched to have a thousand? Me: *DO I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN I WAS PSYCHED TO HAVE ONE?*

[@AnUncreativeName]

I do

[@FreakHarryPotter]

So do I!

[@therian3514]

Hey malinda, this holiday season can you do “you’re a mean one mister grinch”

[@DaveLH]

"It combines three-course cabbage with a friend's sandwich with an arsenic extract."