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[@ever2059]

Gradually whisk. The sequel to gradually watermelon

[@dummroll]

Yes

[@dummroll]

Yee Stupid Auto Correct

[@n0vaqx]

Gradually whiiisk👏👏gradually wiiisk👏👏

[@LanTheHuman]

XD you're right!

[@koolkitty108]

I was also thinking of that! Oh, god.

[@sjinnie_boy4988]

*You can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat* Unclear instructions 56/10

[@loquendo12ish]

When you buy from Chinese websites and the instructions are poorly translated into English xD

[@user-ss9ib6ek4u]

FSOP right there isn't it?

[@CMT1995]

Instructions unclear, my dick is caught in a Venus flytrap

[@exist_much5625]

Instructions unclear head stuck in microwave

[@weeewenye3160]

Sjinnie_ Boy I WAS READING THAT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THAT SCENE STARED TALKING WHEN I WAS READING UR COMMENT

[@passerbyboy]

“34 mornings, 4 minutes.” Sounds like the name of a reality TV show.

[@fates1child]

Yes.

[@aadiseh1597]

That’d be like less than 4 second each-

[@aadiseh1597]

No less than 8

[@brodyferencak4177]

Heh I was about to comment saying that it's an impressive speedrun but then I saw yours

[@kichithewolfie6929]

Sounds like the cancer patient next to me.

[@kaylakathernandez1750]

Nobody: Translate: iT mUsT bE iN tHe CeNtEr Of ThE wInD!!!!!!

[@DaArcaneWolf]

Whats funny is as i saw this comment as soon as that was said

[@bethriggs2123]

-much- _very_ *funny*

[@NielsonLucas]

100th like.

[@Lucario0007]

“Hide hidden plans”

[@Lucario0007]

“Hide hidden plans”

[@bluerefr]

“You can Chicken the Chicken in the heat in the heat”

[@killdozer7792]

Google Ramsey: THE FUCKING CHICKEN IS FUCKING CHICKEN!!

[@thiagocerqueira9473]

Can you chicken a chicken that was chikened before?

[@seppe4649]

@@thiagocerqueira9473 No but i can chicken a chicken that was chickened before.

[@deltaboogaloo633]

Chicken-ception!

[@Heroshii15]

Instructions unclear, chicken has unnecessary jaw hair.

[@edgyemoturtle6983]

“3 minutes before serving, we sleep” I mean.. They’re right

[@hazelannepula7435]

Omg! AS SOON AS I WAS READING THIS COMMENT SHE WAS ALSO SAYING THAT *AT THE SAME TIME!!!*

[@rianne1190]

3:58

[@rebekahl840]

Lol

[@-.bella.-]

No they're not

[@haaaaf8087]

you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat

[@RaelynTheEncantoFan1000]

“You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat” “IT MUST BE IN THE CENTRE OF THE WIND” these parts made me laugh 😂

[@FancyRat286]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@usernamenotfound7357]

“And start just outside your garden garden” “MAKE YOU” I’m dying rn 😂

[@walker96284]

Same 😅😅😅

[@gavinkarnatz9842]

yes

[@FoxEllaAnimation]

"And enjoy your right hand" Left hand: Am I a joke to you?

[@PURERABBlT]

not if ur left handed lol

[@williamwheway1664]

Fox Ella right hand only got Males

[@JonathanMandrake]

Gradually Whiskmellon

[@michaelparker2449]

Well for many guys the right hand doesn't get as much action.

[@ahauswal]

Lol!!

[@Ghost-lk2fc]

"34 mornings, 4 minutes." Um... Impressive?

[@JachAnen]

Incredibly long cooking time and even after 34 days it still needs 4 more minutes

[@thedogofwisdom9512]

Jan Christoffersen lol

[@LesbianLizards]

I FOUND WALDO!!

[@jayhasaphatass883]

This has nothing to do about your comment but did you ever hear this joke? Here it is:Why does Waldo we’re stripes? So he can’t be spotted🤣

[@LesbianLizards]

SapphireKatGamer that’s a good joke! I’ve never heard that!

[@oakenshadow6763]

"I'm flicking a dagger for fifteen minutes." 2:03 I love her face.

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

😁

[@Edward-cb5fc]

Everyone talks about I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes. No one talks about Google translate saying that nightshade juice is enough to bring to a common pot! It's trying to poison us!

[@yourlocalflatiron6124]

“You can chicken the chicken until the heat the heat.” That is one of the most meaningful things I’ve ever heard. Thanks.

[@echoplots8058]

I really wanna know more about those columbian carrot races

[@napstablook7223]

Same

[@KhryausOHowl]

Same

[@cinnamoncookie6628]

It just people riding carrots and betting with melons

[@Paladin2555]

It's a very sad business, Colombian carrot racing....if more people only knew....

[@tealdohrprotogen]

Same

[@consie6553]

Nobody: Literally no-one: Google Translate: *You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat*

[@rainnetic_07]

That bit made me laugh so hard

[@Sunstar87202]

@@rainnetic_07 same, and the 34 mornings, 4 mins part

[@mysteryrex5445]

lmfao

[@erlendvageskar3356]

Valuable life lesson, I guess

[@jamesheald7971]

there is a song in this somewhere. chicken - noun chicken - verb chickenly - adverb chicken - adjective alas, it can be done. well done. overdone. all it lacks is the spice from Arrakis. what that is added, it is Dune.

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

Guys chill, GT was just making a potion and doing a ritual! Sadly they hid their other recipes, I wanted to summon the Watermelon, Gradually.

[@apollo_the_deity]

XD

[@crystaleni2185]

Nightshade juice does sound like a potion name

[@ARandomSpace]

@@crystaleni2185 I know nothing about nightshades, other than that they stab zombies to death.

[@eddieoxley7837]

‘34 mornings, 4 minutes’ Wow these KZbin challenges are getting weirder.

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

Mr beast: I’m surviving in a Walmart for _34 mornings and 4 minutes_

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

"I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes" I don't know which is deadlier. The look on Malinda's face, or the fact that I'm laughing so hard!

[@Ferrilsblood]

That got me too XD! I need that as a GiF I swear XD hahahaha!

[@thewizarddave2025]

Both, they're both deadly

[@llexarts]

I know what’s deadliest Nightshade juice which is poison

[@llexarts]

The Noteblock Lizard I love your channel!

[@MaskinJunior]

But I do think Malinda need a better prop-dagger. That tiny thing looked like a peeling knife.

[@happykitty1238]

Reduce, reuse, recycle? Nah, reduce, blowfish, kale

[@gregorbaby4269]

We're all out of blowfish 😂

[@happykitty1238]

Gregor Baby GODDAMMIT

[@-dreamer--likescats-8546]

No,no It's you can chicken the chicken of the heat of the heat

[@happykitty1238]

OMG catty studios Hmm, you raise a good point, sir.

[@ryanxin1848]

HappyKitty 123 the kale seems to turn into a blowtorch that blows out burning pineapples, I tried it

[@BelowAverageWoFChannel]

Nobody: Not a soul: Google Translate: *I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes*

[@nezuko_kamado5400]

Add on to it: Me: I'm flicking two daggers for 20 mins

[@TheBoyBanditKing1911]

Im flicking three daggers for 25 minutes

[@nezuko_kamado5400]

@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 I'm flick 5 daggers for an hour >:3

[@joannamysluk8623]

Google Translate is secretly Toga Himiko confirmed.

[@Mall0w164]

@@nezuko_kamado5400 WELL IM FLICKING A SWORD FOR A YEAR

[@Gregsusername]

"the paper is satisfied with the toilet" The toilet: The paper: yeah this is good

[@kyleshultz5481]

Nightshade juice...daggers...fire... Google Translate, homicidal as ever.

[@whatismylife3226]

True that

[@koolkitty108]

*sigh* when is it not...

[@isabellescales3763]

Sounds like the Hunger Games

[@arson_cloud3801]

XD XD

[@grey620]

Luna ! ...yES

[@aquarose8045]

Google translate: gradually... Us: *WATERMELON*

[@heftyrumble]

Gradually WaterMelon

[@megaarcanine2.023]

aqua rose Yes

[@skippy8108]

"Don't" I ALREADY DID BUDDY BOYYYYY

[@beeeeeee9316]

Yassssssssssss

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

Ikr

[@juliansfish617]

"dinner, aaaaand back to the bathroom" Taco Bell in a nutshell.

[@DrizzingSakuras]

3:52 Guys! We need to help the cheese!

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

I’m more worried about the pig that’s being processed *for 2-3 minutes*

[@zetaalpha5110]

“Dinner aaaaand back to the bathroom.” Taco bells motto

[@moosehat3821]

XDXDXD

[@blazen_gaming3290]

Zeta Alpha lol

[@emc8446]

Lol

[@loveislove8246]

Fun fact: I never have Diarrhea from Taco Bell.

[@leshawna7172]

That’s chefs food from total drama

[@Metalpipeandcarrots]

2:04 “I’m flicking a dagger for 15 minutes.” 😹😹😹

[@vanix-brawlstars1599]

And then she accidentaly stabs herself

[@YuriDokiDoki]

@@vanix-brawlstars1599 :V

[@KyllingThyme]

Spies in TF2 be like

[@magicawesomemukbangasmr1615]

Must be what the cool kids are calling "enjoying your right hand" nowadays.

[@charmenietraumtor5671]

Right after adding the deadly nightshade too...why Google translate always so sinister

[@lizard7879]

"the pig is processed for 2-3 minutes until the cheese was injured" I'm dying ;_)

[@tenderemotionalmusic]

“I am flipping my dagger for 15 minutes” My magical girl oc in a nutshell “Hide hidden plans” literally again another magical girl oc I have In a nutshell 💀

[@Closemusic16]

Tell me more about them.

[@tenderemotionalmusic]

@@Closemusic16 I literally forgot half of their lore lmao

[@rainbowthedragoncat6768]

Half the episodes: Google translate is edgy and suicidal The other half: Google translate is an insane murderer

[@nezuko_kamado5400]

Yep sounds right 😏

[@coollemondrop1484]

@@nezuko_kamado5400 wht is it with u and this😏??!

[@nezuko_kamado5400]

@@coollemondrop1484 I really don't know lol 😅

[@coollemondrop1484]

@@nezuko_kamado5400 ok!...😏 im joking.... uh... ok bye!

[@Someone-km3mx]

Don’t forget google translate: the crazy simultaneous optimist/pessimist

[@buttercupkat]

Google Translate: At least three minutes before serving the food- Me: WOW, YOU GOT IT! Google Translate: we sleep. Me: *Smashes computer*

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

well, if you sleep you are also waiting.

[@weirdyoutubeaccount8184]

@@coplaud no u

[@-_-Ruin_Eclipse-_-]

3:57 if you wanna know the time

[@GvinahGui]

It's not a bad idea though. Sleeping is always very much appreciated.

[@buttercupkat]

@@coplaud Is it a better comment now? :D

[@Yosheeeee]

Get better, cheese! I hope you heal from your injury.

[@Artemismeow1]

Dinner! And back to the bathroom Moments after eating tacobell

[@bshsgdkdb]

“I am with a few cats and many parents, and I look for little.” Google translate dating profile

[@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504]

But she's already dating her cats

[@camryn866]

@@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 oh god

[@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504]

@@camryn866 Lol I'm just kidding

[@physicslover4951]

Love how no. of likes on all the replies are consecutive multiples of 3 😂

[@joannamysluk8623]

Must be a teacher.

[@cronoctie9468]

1:39 Don’t you hate it when you try to cut potatoes but accidentally send a pineapple to the 4th dimension?

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

That's what scares me most about cooking... Other than heat of course. I can just imagine my past life's weird goddess sister popping out of the portal the pineapple made /with/ the pineapple but she made it have the characteristics of all the fnaf animatronics. That hasn't actually happened before. I wish it did though... *Cries in sad grape noises*

[@gamesandglory1648]

Actually the 4.5th dimension as a cubic cube would be x^3 • x^3 which is x^6 but it is half cubic, cubes so x^4.5 = x^3•x^1.5=x^4.5

[@mysterysunfurled]

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 you high?

[@mysterysunfurled]

@@gamesandglory1648 uh nerd (jk)

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

Then We Are Decided Of course not. I'm just crazy. Also I was joking. r/whoosh.

[@deucetatum4095]

The only one that can make sponsors enjoyable 😂

[@kanelinden9400]

"I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes" "Nightshade juice" "Hide hidden plans" We all know where this is going

[@KBMoonlight]

Google Translate is a trickster! Is that what you're trying to say?

[@kanelinden9400]

@@KBMoonlight no I mean Google Translate wants to murder

[@KBMoonlight]

@@kanelinden9400 I guess she's just like me. But I'm killing plants! Mwa ha ha ha! I don't know how to take care of them...

[@kanelinden9400]

@Oggy thank you

[@belovedbenton]

Can you translate house chores?

[@sovietpikachu5108]

BelovedFriend Oh yes!!!! Please!!!!

[@spencerhoadley5654]

Nice name BelovedFriend

[@elaynemoore6318]

Omg yesss

[@ActivBean]

If this happens I hopefully won’t have to do chores ever again!

[@itzhenrythegamerguy4564]

Translate Marilyn Manson or Gangnam Style next please!

[@cortalina8617]

"Gradually w-" Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!

[@thesirensystem]

Legit my reaction

[@koolkitty108]

^ same here, my dude.

[@TheGoobieSnoobert]

2:50 sounds like a comedy movie to me

[@spookat3909]

It sounds like 50 first dates

[@Luna-0233]

“Dinner! And back to the bathroom!” Perfect representation of thanksgiving dinner XD

[@reaper7427]

“The paper is satisfied with the toilet” -google translate 2019.

[@gaygoblin3898]

ReaperPlayz toilet paper???

[@dove1466]

@@gaygoblin3898 *coronavirus has joined the chat*

[@nonsensed1535]

*Social distancing has joined the chat*

[@davidthompson4585]

"The bathroom is happy to function" -Google 2019 to be interpreted.

[@donitzagapito2827]

Salt, Paper and Intermediate Copy.

[@xa-1285]

"gradually" **looks directly at camera** "don't"

[@royalheadquarters8449]

But the thing is she will never be able to hear that word without immediate 😶🤗😉🤔😏😶😥😀😂😆🙂🙄😣😑

[@sxjxt]

*G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N*

[@harrykane3869]

WATERMELON

[@rat25802]

gradually waterme- *don’t*

[@thatonecandor]

I was thinking watermelon.

[@urmum111]

"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat" I felt that 😔✊

[@winitdc]

so emotional…

[@username66448]

*That one moment when you realise all of this comedy is actually an ad-*

[@victoriameredith629]

I’m willing to give an ad some attention if it works for it and entertains me without ticking me off.

[@amy.ilcsfm]

"I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes" *Casual smile like she wants to kill all of us*

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

You call that casual?

[@MacBack123]

im crying

[@ismirdochegal4804]

She found out while singing Toto's "Africa" that she can not seduce hundreds of people. Poor her, I can understand why she wants to kill all of us. 😂

[@0_0..0_0..0]

Yeah

[@PocketLint846]

"hide hidden plans"

[@adel6111]

The cheese is injured 1 like = 1 band-aid. Edit-the cheese has been healed

[@ryemcgowen5302]

We are going to suffocate the cheese

[@adel6111]

Rye McGowen what the hell

[@adel6111]

HANNAH COATES lmao

[@jur4x]

This is a problem that can't be ignored any longer! Every year hundreds of pieces of cheese get injured due to the malicious practices performed in kitchens. Sometimes, they get life changing injuries. But together, we can stop innocent cheeses these terrible events! For every like, KZbin would donate one plaster and help to rehabilitate cheeses and prepare them for better life. Let's give better life to cheese now!

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Now why would would I want to do that? Cheese is just the waste product of bacteria. In other words, bacteria poop. I do not want to heal bacteria poop.

[@karsentube13yt]

“The pig was processed for 2-3 minutes until the cheese was injured” I died right there

[@Niko-ci8sw]

3:47 *He is kneeling* got me lol

[@sakurafalls2468]

"Dinner aaand back to the bathroom." Same

[@dweebteambuilderjones7627]

Literally my incontinence.

[@dweebteambuilderjones7627]

@@nuxx1876 Mine is a randomly enlarged prostate that I have to take Flomax for.

[@dweebteambuilderjones7627]

@@nuxx1876 Perhaps genetics. Alternatively, you may need to reevaluate your diet.

[@dweebteambuilderjones7627]

@@nuxx1876 Not it.

[@MASIICORE]

Indeed. 😂😂

[@xtremeteam6539]

Malinda: Gradually, DON’T Me: *whispers* gradually watermelon

[@lalalalalalwlla]

@QBGelephant1123 For 15 minutes

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

1:16 - Nobody, for a split second: ... You: ... I don't have a fireplace. Me: Huh.

[@shadowthehappykitten2155]

I love the look on her face when she says I’m flicking this dagger

[@Andy-ig9gt]

I'd like to see what Gordon Ramsay thinks of the end result

[@philthy903]

It's a fuc...oh, wait, this is REALLLLLY F*CKING GOOD!!!

[@dorcasjiresse5123]

*takes a bite* *I T 'S D R Y*

[@koolkitty108]

We need him to react to this.

[@FruitBowlsAreMyThing]

"IT'S FUCKING RAW" xDDDD i watch hells kitchen and thats like a line he says at least 5 times each ep hahahaha

[@dorcasjiresse5123]

@@FruitBowlsAreMyThing I mostly watch Kitchen Nightmares, but Hell's Kitchen is pretty good too.

[@gamer99001]

Next time someone asks me how to cook chicken: "You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat!"

[@tposecat2276]

3:40 I almost thought it said “barking dish”

[@bjaycallaghan7486]

Are u reading a dog’s newspaper or something 😂

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

SEND 8 TO 8 BOWLS

[@Bendyxalice-fw6gs]

"I am with a few cats *meows in the distance* and many parents"😂 0:49

[@miguelperalta9694]

"Gradually" I don't know how you expect us to not

[@Anna-kj3np]

WATERMELON I did it

[@red_dickfigures]

*watermelon*

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

GRADUALLY WATERMELON

[@teacakes968]

This is a fandom of inside, ridiculous jokes

[@sleepyleaf6024]

I love how you made a video about your sponsor instead of shoehorning it in. Nice job! Made me laugh. Thanks for the heart and likes!

[@horizonpenblade1288]

Yeah, she's done that before and it's the best :D

[@Three-Moonwatchers]

MOONKITTI FAN???

[@soggyfrenchfries8964]

@@Three-Moonwatchers LET US RISE

[@Endez1a]

Her: *trying to cook dinner* Google translate: *planning war*

[@alexd.777]

"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat." *sniff* they have such a way of words.

[@RubyPiec]

Top 10 tongue twisters: You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat

[@Fuzy2K]

It sounded almost Shakespearean :P

[@sonora3468]

Oh hey Ruby!

[@MrMinticuz]

I made a different one a while ago: “you can kitchen a chicken, but you can’t chicken a kitchen “ 😂

[@RubyPiec]

@@sonora3468 who are you, may i ask?

[@Legacy_Of_2009]

Bay blade blue bay burst

[@kyleshultz5481]

"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat." The most inspirational quote I've heard all week.

[@emanatingf]

@Kyle Schultz *Oh I've heard some VERY inspirational quotes. Ever used Inspirobot?*

[@veronical4373]

That was deep😥

[@dead_end6844]

I asked Gordon Ramsey about how to cook chicken, he said go ask Matilda. She responded -'you can chicken the chicken in the heat on the heat'. Bloody legend

[@SquirtleHK]

3:52 Broil "until the cheese was injured" is definitely how I will describe "until the cheese has melted" from now on!😂🤣

[@ak-lr7wy]

No one: Literally no one: Not one person: Google translate: HIDE THE HIDDEN PLANTS!

[@maddiegrace9787]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even the pyromaniacs: Google translate: THERE IS ALSO A LAMP AND A HUGE FIRE!

[@DidrickNamtvedt]

The plants are already hidden so no need to hide them lmao 😂😂

[@danmanproking2179]

Katharine Wiltshire ye

[@thedonutavocado7087]

Katharine Wiltshire it’s fine

[@zezus001]

Plants Bruh

[@exphhoria]

"gradually" me: GRADUALLY WATERMELLON, GRADUALLY WATERMELLON, GRADUALLY WATERMELLON

[@TrimutiusToo]

Don't

[@wintertheampharos4725]

Gradually 🍉

[@TrimutiusToo]

@@wintertheampharos4725 she said "Don't" can people here even read

[@ariwinkie3507]

I'm in love with your system oh me oh my oh me oh my

[@XxTheRealGarfunklexX]

Why is cringe madr

[@AthenaPlayz]

“34 mornings four minutes” It’s that even possible?

[@aLiCe-ex4rh]

*34 mornings. 4 minutes.* why does this lowkey sound like a reality show😂

[@deathbyscience42]

“Dinner and back to the bathroom.” Sounds like me when I cook. 😂

[@jupica]

Lmao

[@FayePhoenix13]

Honest mood

[@lalollabridge]

My parents would say that about me

[@dogefreezetime20]

sounds like Taco Bell lol

[@yalikejezz5308]

Sounds like me after Taco Bell Tuesday I swear-

[@environ_mental0192]

"We can can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat." Malinda is trying to keep a straight face, but I'm not on camera so I burst out laughing. Omg wOw so many likes! How?! Also oof I used to write like that ugh so cringy i made this a very lAwng time ago I'm 13 now but like wUT? Why so many likes :0

[@apolbby]

Hello

[@peed...myself...]

@@apolbby ok

[@aakano15]

l mean same XD

[@apolbby]

@@aakano15 step chicken

[@ceski3255]

That sounds like my 8-year old self saying senseless things.

[@CherryBlossom0517]

Jokes aside that acutally does look really good

[@Storm-bv7pc]

“You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat” Wise words of Google Translate.

[@gabe_itch24]

Says gradually: Everyone: WATERMELON *dont*

[@maturaczynicuda]

*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@misterbrick4276]

*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@dg16_semeniano_gezhel65]

*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@chelseaysabel288]

GRADUALLY WATERMELO- NO

[@alorikitsune6394]

*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@katelyn9]

*"IT MUST BE THE CENTER OF THE WINNNNND"*

[@SeinIshamiado]

LMAO

[@mysticqueen3551]

The sequel to "Colors of the Wind."

[@SeinIshamiado]

@@mysticqueen3551 LmAo

[@jlust6660]

OMG that was the best bit!

[@koolkitty108]

Sounds like the name of a dramatic romcom from the 90s.

[@isabellanelson9586]

“I’m flicking a dagger for 15 minutes” Chara: Not bad, kid.

[@fandomsfan1]

AAAYYYY

[@tammyliu520]

*my mom showing me how to make dinner in a nutshell*

[@harrietyes]

"I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes!" "HIDE HIDDEN PLANS!!!!" "Cover the nail polish...." ".....until the cheese was injured!" me: *um*

[@theoryboss7351]

mR. cHEesE?!?!

[@NerdWithLaptop]

Don’t forget the pig!!!

[@CosmicTherian]

“You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat.”

[@tigry_kitty5998]

dont injure the cheeze D:

[@amazingly_.perfect2851]

"You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat" I wish they taught me this at school

[@epxcc1f]

Omg lol

[@user-kt1no7yx1u]

@x50x xfuckupsx I thought it was a bug

[@krystalyxx]

@x50x xfuckupsx I thought it was a fly and I spent 10 seconds trying to move it off before I realized it was their pfp And I hate flies so I kinda hate the pfp too

[@khitaraaldilla5406]

I thought there is a fly in my screen

[@random9955]

Same

[@latte6959]

“At least 3 minutes before serving, we sleep.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kelda2608]

Me: Google Translate is littrally a different language. Google T: The Google language is not only the legit grass or humans.

[@hans3000]

"Google also has the ability to record and place advertisements on the Internet." -Google Translate translating your second statement

[@BuzzyBee13]

@@hans3000 LOL

[@hwtvi3466]

“With a cup of water and paperwork low, gradually.” *Don’t.” TOO LATE MALINDA! 🍉🍉🍉

[@IceePhoenix]

Same

[@lycprot]

Jibanyan when will yokai season two go on Netflix tell nate to get it on Netflix

[@caidavies3256]

Gradually watermelon

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Everyone was thinking it.

[@aphroditeinamerica7242]

Malinda: gradually (on anything) Everyone: WATERMELON

[@kelly_seastar]

3:07 "Add egg and stir for 4-5 minutes, until it cools down" That almost made sense.

[@greenlemonada]

Y-right?????

[@aubrey_animations9880]

That sounds like reasonable instructions, like i can follow it

[@odie0086]

“34 mornings, 4 minutes” sounds like a torture that makes you feel the pain and groggyness of 34 mornings compressed into 4 minutes.

[@andrewhcit]

At one point I encountered an entire (now-defunct) website of recipes that appeared to have been machine-translated from Arabic to English. Some choice instructions from various recipes on it: "Pour Maftool municipal heart attack in the cooker and shortening over low heat." "Pour the filling over the mixture in the Chinese toast, but without filling up to the edges of China." "When the application is added drops of lemon juice to the soup and the well-being." "Stay where we turn to the drying of her dead." "Pushing gently from under the skin on the chest of the bathroom to put padding with non-filled note that matures much to fillers."

[@studybug5189]

“I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes!” ~Loki when he’s bored

[@marvelforevah1094]

Would've been if it was *30 MINUTES*

[@lilaclavender804]

Yesss!!! Omg this is so true though. I feel like he would do this in Heaven. Or Hell. It could go either way. RIPLoki

[@sethunt6377]

Me: *sees someone who also loves the avengers* WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS!!

[@studybug5189]

@@sethunt6377 Yassss 😂

[@priyavenkatesan5984]

Thor is crying at a corner 😢

[@feloniousphil7398]

Teacher: "Cooking Contest is coming up soon!" Me: *follows Google Translate's recipe*

[@couriersix4252]

Yes

[@GhostBouDB]

Yes

[@bethriggs2123]

Yes

[@blank3076]

I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes

[@siryes]

you cook for 34 days in only 4 minutes?!

[@th1stlesssss]

"Cats,beans, nuts related." -Google translate

[@victoriameredith629]

So...toes of un-neutered male cats?

[@gachajillian8711]

3:57 describes me alot

[@spookat3909]

It doesn’t describe me I will eat the food while it is still cooking if I’m hungry enough

[@devilwarrior4342]

No one: Not a single should: Not even God: Google translate: in Columbia Robicon we race carrots that are three quarters in length

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_IT MUST BE IN THE CENTER OF THE WIND_*

[@iewo4909]

It sounds wrong 0-0

[@neonthefox3550]

NASCAR for carrots

[@Flowerboblo]

That line got me

[@JalanBax]

GT’s new country Columbia Robicon

[@jagp135]

"Take care of this recipe... _...and start just outside your _*_garden garden..._* *_M A K E Y O U!"_*

[@zionnemakoma1398]

That reminds me of those youtubers who yell something weird before the actual video starts, like doctor Mike saying "Beewoop!"

[@Benwut]

"Enjoy your right hand" Google translate knew exactly what it was doing.

[@sarahkodet7297]

At 1:45 "Mmm Looks Delicious already"

[@windrocker1676]

Malinda: gradually *has caption saying don't* Me:*whispers* watermelon

[@raviola339]

*You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat.* That's the most Google Translate has ever made sense..

[@asher_delphi976]

Anyone else absolutely love when she cracks for a second and starts laughing? I love that so much

[@nutmeg3542]

“Nightshade juice” closely followed by “I am flicking a knife for 15 minutes” sounds like google translate is trying to kill you

[@madibrand2605]

My friends ask me how to make chicken Me: you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat

[@kaydence8785]

When you said "whisk gradually" I was thinking of "gradually watermelon"😂

[@nonsense618]

Ok, but seriously, who wasn’t?

[@meowpoint1403]

@@nonsense618 Um, people who missed that video?

[@niamh8055]

I think that's why she wrote 'don't' on the screen so people wouldn't keep quoting 'gradually watermelon' in the comments 😂

[@tctt185_dg]

Oh boy. I guess that's the reason why she said "Don't". Prepare the water of melons full of laughter gradually at each video. 😅

[@QueerAndHunger]

Saaameeee

[@manisheeperera5678]

2:51 "34 mornings, 4 minutes Literally me binging a tv show

[@kaczinio2317]

Dads trying to make good dinner: *a delicious dinner with colourful bread*