Google Translated Song Lyrics

[@katanaquits5255]

“Like baby, helmet, baby, oh” *im on the floor hyperventilating*

[@Quackadoodleoodle]

*Same.*

[@meatytofu45]

Same

[@denofsouls9564]

Same

[@maximumphlegm]

same

[@mrbypass1872]

Same

"Judas, do not make it bad." -Jesus

[@pawekopytek7596]

Good advice. Bit late.

[@theguythatasked6400]

But he make it bad anyways

[@pawekopytek7596]

@@theguythatasked6400 So it is written...

[@kkronkk]

You need more recognition

[@RF-mc8cx]

This is made funnier by the fact that my name in my friend's contacts is Judas.

[@wynonaa.980]

"fluttershy" *_"A H A H A H A H A H A"_*

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Stfu filthy weeb

[@bmhater1283]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 I'm a weeb lmao get some ya mong

[@berserker3414]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 someone got sand stuck up in their vagina

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 stfu normie

[@bmhater1283]

@David Kim Because I have some disorder lmfao, I am a unpopular and hated version of Justin Y

[@nautilussreal]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped” It’s not a mistranslation, it’s a prophecy

[@Japonesbello]

Yeah.

[@Puffled_Thomas]

F

[@HunterShows]

If Google translate demands that the queen must be stopped, who am I to question that?

[@BlindStarLily]

Am I the only one who’s tempted to go through this whole video and find the lyrics like that, compile them into a book and call it the new Ten Commandments? Like, try and tell me that half of these don’t sound like they belong in either the Bibl or some Ancient Greek/Roman texts

[@Ca-et]

@MagnesiumParadox zzzxz

[@jekyllgttahyde]

“I thought I was my own son.” Don’t do drugs kids

[@MatthewsStopMotions]

🥵

[@akkoiaane]

Drugs do don't kids

[@berserker3414]

''i'm my own mother'' -Steven Universe

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@seancasey6472 gran do be looking kinda fresh tho

[@redpalkia0682]

A sugar sponge will help you to get off drugs. (If you don't know what I am talking about, check out Translator Fails' google translated mary poppins video.)

[@purplehaze2358]

“Come on, fuck my car” Is that how you can have a helmet as a baby?

[@macrebel8068]

They do it while having the car in their upper belt

[@samuelpinder1215]

This comment is underrated

[@JohnTheDwayneDingleton420]

Damn Doctor Bright be findin the funny even though he stuck in some lab someherr

[@wozaow]

i thought you of all people would know that, dr bright

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

@@macrebel8068 It's really easy, simply put your so called "banana" in the exhaust tip. Bonus points if your car has two exhausts. this is just one of many simple tips to "rev up your engines"

[@TheTraviesot]

The laughing at the my little horse segment is lengendary

[@dogwithabeard2612]

It’s like a fucking bomb

[@lewisneedham2168]

Mehri al Seghir

[@Ake-TL]

*NA NIK KUHUHU!*

[@JoshTRC]

i was not breathing

[@andrewolson3224]

Launch a rainbow

[@NetzDotCom]

Playlist: 0:37 - My Name? (by Refunding Neminemo) 2:27 - I’m Dry (by Teller Bright) 3:46 - Helmet (by Justine Beaver) 5:14 - Now He Gathered His Harvest, Ms. Bright. (by Murderers) 6:14 - Python (by Nikky Mina) 7:38 - Judas (by Beatless) 8:48 - Now Protects The Queen (The King) (OK Britain’s National Anthem) 9:19 - Calcium Dream (by Grey Cool Chilling Chemicals) 10:45 - My Little Horse (theme from “My Little Scarcity: Confusion Na N’ikuku”)

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Truly the most banger playlist of all time

[@matthewhunter2443]

I think you mean “theme from mehri al-saghir: confusion na n’ikuku

[@saltedbutter1158]

helmet looks like a minecraft song

[@divyde_]

At 7:38 its hey judas I don't care it was a ton of time ago

[@Stoved55]

PYTHON GOT ME DEAD

[@skimaskrick]

M E H R I A L - S A G H I R

[@boombam9611]

Y O U A L L B E L O N G T O M E

[@boombam9611]

the song sounds like a corrupted song trying to send a forgotten message

[@roylandmaines299]

It's a bad grammar way of saying my Little pony in Arabic.

[@boombam9611]

What does mehri al-saghir mean

[@roylandmaines299]

@@boombam9611 like I said, it means my Little pony. Mehri = my pony As-saghir = the little

[@Northflowo]

We demand a part two

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[@Northflowo]

Needed a laugh to start my day

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

oh my god it's alive

[@sno-pyon]

Indeed. Also hi lol

[@fernleaf1158]

today on KZbinrs I Didn't Know Liked The Same Content As Me

[@MagisterialVoyager]

"I thought I was my own son." ... What kind of plot twist is this??? LMAO.

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

It's your local anime plot.

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

Ada K. - it’s amazing

[@DZ-1987]

The Raptor may say its local. But he lies.

[@timhocking529]

M Night Shamalam

[@matthewhughes1116]

*ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

[@randomlafourche]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped" I can't

[@edizz1677]

i cant when i finally can cut the heads of furries off their body 😭😭💀💀

[@wilsonedwards8900]

Well shit

[@amimm7776]

And now neither can the queen

[@randomlafourche]

@@amimm7776 FOUL LOL

[@katherinedulin8706]

This did not age well.

[@WholesomeLad]

1. Write an essay 2. Translate it 20 times 3. Turn it in A+

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

How to make an artsy poem

[@airmaria103]

Ziggy :o I'm sorry but I read your comment with his voice for some reason..

[@RiiFT]

Or better yet: 1. Find an essay for your topic online. 2. Translate it 20 times. 3. Turn it in. = profit

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

*aggressively trying not to laugh as my parents sleep*

[@wll4100]

Trying that right now...It's tough

[@zethcader6478]

*Also attempting this complex task*

[@kirbmeister_]

Yes

[@bleddynwolf8463]

exactly

[@alexmacdonald1589]

ME RN

[@avii331]

Shady wait a minute ‘‘this is my daughter’s daughter Shady: *I do not give a hell, God has plunged me into the world*

[@quamaii]

Best part is, it's not that far off from the original.

[@유다현-q2t]

999 likes ;)

[@TheNumberOneSilly]

@@quamaii true mate lol

[@maximumphlegm]

LmaO

[@vn9574]

@@quamaii it is, granddaughter and girlfriend do not match

[@notcool4801]

Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millenial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: *Get out of my fucking cage.*

[@joannamysluk8623]

Oh hey, you're that person from the Vocaloid fandom.

[@fennyfoxy3435]

*SCARCITY, CONFUSION NA I'IKUKU*

[@Crystalkitzoku]

*helmet.*

[@darthmauve]

b a b y, h e l m e t b a b y

[@1SKRAAC1D]

I NF A N T

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

Household Cats: Coming out of my cage Lions: GET OUT OF MY ****ING CAGE

[@coledni]

GET OUTTA THERE

[@ghuttsmckenzie4269]

I'm playing Minecraft!

[@sabinastrash6813]

This is a mess

[@qsunn2185]

This is so true on so many levels

[@oio6879]

petition to make slim shady thick brighty

[@nabanildutta8798]

"Slim Shady has a basic head" - Dr. Dre, from Slim's basement

[@damonminnix4660]

Nice reference there.

[@Paul_The_Writer]

Dre might have said this, but, dead men tell no tales.

[@mwbfan5270]

And Dr. Dre said - nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

The skin is your feeding tube now First-born monster J e r k h i m o f f s o f t l y Calcium Dream CALCIUM DREAM *CALCIUM DREAM* *C A L C I U M D R E A M* 10:07

[@flamethedragon3524]

I was 100th like

[@Liloubaba]

Dream likes calcium now,apparently

[@backseatsurfer5005]

340th like

[@noranekonyaa5801]

I can't breathe

[@cos-sin-tan-std-dui-fbi-uti-hi]

That's *exactly* how the song went.

[@deathvideogame]

The three horsemen of the apocalypse. Scarcity Confusion Na n’ikuku

[@MM-ri7tg]

"You are all my very best friends!" *you all belong to me*

[@TheIndogamer]

Lesson: Never befriend Mehri al Saghir

[@luco663]

*the skin is your feeding tube now*

[@narusena]

M E H R I A L S A G H I R

[@siegebrickstudios4828]

You all belong to me _is this a threat_

[@bottlegang3187]

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[@hannahbibby4]

*_G O D H A S P L U N G E D M E I N T O T H E W O R L D_*

[@Mel0nCake404]

"Unless you get a buns, my python won't ask for any more." What a nice python

[@mysterymastermind175]

That python has good manners

[@Mkhwlani]

11:44 actually “Mehri al-Saghir” means my little pony in Arabic

[@trashboxbobylev9900]

@@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf like Ace Attorney 6 witness.

[@butterskywalker8785]

I've never heard the english version but they both seem better than this hybrid

[@Mkhwlani]

Butter Skywalker i know right

[@runicpontsler808]

it sounds like a tyrant prince

[@Mkhwlani]

Local83 what do you mean?

[@eviegarciaaa]

My little pony: Rarity and Applejack Google translate: SCARCITY, CONFUSION NA N'IKUKU

[@tubbyqueen]

ah yes, the honest one, CONFUSION NA N’IKUKU

[@mehzonite]

If my little pony has an anime opening

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Doge Jr Stfu filthy weeb

[@hamstermelody4902]

Mark Penguin Nah

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

OMG ITS ON 777

[@Uranium_Lover]

"i thought I was my own son" I literally could not breathe holy shit

[@Brizzle427]

Same, its just how when he read it you could hear the point he got completley confused

[@willp2906]

Not to be that guy, but Mehri al-Saghir seems to be just "My Little Pony" in Arabic written in Latin characters, Mehri being my horse and al-Saghir ascribing the quality of little to the horse. No clue in hell how that managed to survive in that form at least through being translated between two forms of Chinese and Azerbaijani though.

[@1SKRAAC1D]

interesting

[@Alyumic]

No it's just Arabic as far as I can tell

[@pundertalefan4391]

Interesting.

[@LucDutra92]

"God saves us from that luxurious beauty She has lived a long time. Must be stopped." Ok, this got pretty dark.

[@benjaminfranke7286]

Luciano Garcia sounds like the actual queen

[@shadophaxx2401]

God: The queen must be stopped [Happy charles noises]

[@waterwaifu612]

God has also plunged me into the world

[@pineappleofknowledge9299]

I died

[@keendall0985]

Send him victory happy and burgers

[@sandyman3070]

“I do not give a hell, god plunged me into the world” is my new motto

[@irishuisman1450]

That’s just a whole mood xD

[@Ratburger_]

This is going into my list of possible year book quotes if I get to the end of this year-

[@srinathsrikanth3212]

Same.

[@trishasvidsnstuff]

as your 666th like, i gotta say. tis a fine motto

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I think I'm going with "Get out of my fucking cage!"

[@sirpsychosussy]

Two people in 1692: have a seizure Massachusetts: 11:05

[@Nothing-1w3]

Best comment

[@SituationNormalAint]

@@Nothing-1w3 ur name deserves a like

[@sab8620]

as a masshole, yes

[@samuelpinder1215]

Underrated comment

[@julianjet]

I’m crying

[@cerinthe802]

"I am sorry, I'm dry." Every woman at some point in time.

[@dietmilkk]

Thats what they tell me when i ask them if theyre single

[@lucian8428]

*F*

[@aliveslice]

So that's why Taylor can't keep a date.

[@lowlink534]

I do not give a hell, god has plunged me into this world! Seriously though, this girl I met would tell me to shove it in anyway, then she would moan like crazy and cum, women can be pretty nuts

[@theguythatasked6400]

Not for a man with many leather bound books

[@toastysock]

"I'm sorry I am dry." Is a thing a lot of lads have heard.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

But a lot of men have risen. LOL.

[@burnittime9222]

kaboom

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Only because most men don't know how to touch a woman

[@daffiid]

Most men don't have *many leather bound books*

[@DontCryEJ]

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver well not always are women wet when their turn on. I mean, i got wet by a picture off a fucking tomato

[@Comiserif]

How did “Sharing kindness an easy feat” survive being translated like 12 times?

[@outbreakkitten]

idk

[@blue_kobolt1785]

I guess friendship really is magic.

[@SketchUT]

I didn’t know for too long that that’s what the lyric was and now the shows over

[@meepter1542]

Blue_Kobolt My Little Ponyyy…

[@catscroissants6816]

It could, but it wouldn’t be an easy feat.

[@crappyaccount]

"I'm so sorry, I am dry." -Taylor Swift, 2018

[@zoophiliaphobic]

True

[@kashhenk958]

Inspirational words

[@michaelhice7636]

so that's why she has all those ex-es and break up songs?

[@bigw2743]

@@michaelhice7636 Hahaha. That joke is so old.

[@aardbeiwastaken]

When I try to get a girlfriend

[@ThatGuyOverThere01]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped.” This hasn’t aged well. 😅

[@Vanilla3609]

💀

[@alucarda4357]

It aged perfectly

[@stakuga0519]

@@alucarda4357 Just like the Queen

[@pundertalefan4391]

OOF.

[@pundertalefan4391]

​@@stakuga0519Oh no.

[@GuyNamedBarry]

The Beatles : nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Google : *NAHM RAM XI MAI COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON STORE*

[@not_that_creative6507]

Na na na(na na na na na na na

[@calmdownbuckaroo9019]

Hah-

[@saltyavocado1785]

My name is kide

[@merp9840]

original: "My Little Pony" translate: *MEHRI AL-SAGHIR*

[@СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ]

*_EaT mEaT_*

[@mevicky100]

I lost it at Rarity being translated as “Scarcity”

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

**confusion na n’ikuku**

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 MEHRI AL-SAGHIR

[@davithepaninigod9142]

@@RaffiP-od8dj *do u know u all belong to me*

[@midnightgamer2158]

Because rare means scarce lol

[@mevicky100]

@@midnightgamer2158 ik!

[@Swuiddy0086]

Calcium dream CALCIUM DREAM *Calcium dream* *CALCIUM DREAM* skeletons: "don't mind if I do"

[@KubickQ]

I immediately read it a Skeletron I've been playing too much Terraria

[@KubickQ]

@A Random Weeb you need vitamin D for calcium to work, but I don’t think it’s necessary for soccer screws Also I read _skeletons_ as skeletron, not CALCIUM DREAM.

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

That's what the point of the ma-

[@skullerton9858]

I approve as a skeleton.

[@satan1841]

Heho funny number

[@elibelli248]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped" a prophecy in disguise

[@hdog9046]

The MLP theme sounds like a bunch of cultists are going to enslave the cast and force them to perform dark rituals.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Wait, are you talking about by default, or after being translated?

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 both

[@AmyAberrant]

I think they translated the names of the characters instead of just the song!

[@JohnnyD1986]

Judging by the lyrics, they use drug-laced cereal to either hypnotize recruits or open them to suggestion.

[@salute_pluto]

I need im doing this

[@lettuce141]

1:45 They translated 'twelve' into 'fifteen'

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q]

👏

[@Goldstarri]

r/facepalm xD

[@Albaraa]

Drake

[@voidcritter2334]

“I have risen, and the shaking has fallen” -Taylor Swift

[@vocaberri]

The new Star Wars movie looks great!

[@leleled6467]

I'm so sorry, I'm dry

[@jemangerrit1747]

Very poetic

[@hgdellinger]

Big Nightvale energy on this one

[@somedude6833]

-Taylor Swift, The Prophet

[@notahouse2008]

This rendition of "God Save the Queen" is quite horrifying 3 days after her death

[@justaeditor9043]

it knew

[@aclonymous]

@@justaeditor9043 what, it knew that the queen was going to die? like the common concensus was that she was invincible and only google translate knew of her mortality?

[@justaeditor9043]

@@aclonymous Listen it was a joke. The fact you “needed” to get all rude is just purely idiotic.

[@mudasbeats]

@@aclonymous🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@wiltonyaoi]

there wasn’t happy nor hamburgers 😢

[@felixromero851]

Nobody: Girls when they see me: **I'm so sorry, I'm dry**

[@yagirlalyxx]

Dubu Dubu OOOOFF

[@jakedavies778]

R/suicidebywords

[@selfdestructiontaboo]

when a girl sees you they instantly go into a state of advanced dehydration

[@felixromero851]

@@selfdestructiontaboo thanks. I'm going to use this as an insult to my brother when he gets older.

[@Zedzilliot]

@@selfdestructiontaboo so theyre thirsty for him?

[@jess8957]

When you tell her "I have a risen" but she hits you with the "I'm sorry, I'm dry"

[@Darvar-SM]

Jess Relatable tbh

[@SROairsoft]

Then some guy shows up screaming “*GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAGE*”

[@f4t4l_fl4w]

Random mailman shows up like *DO YOU KNOW YOU ALL BELONG TO ME?*

[@rofisbacc2004]

Nice I wonder who was the 69th like

[@rofisbacc2004]

*GET OUT OF MY SHOE!!!!*

[@puppetseducer]

I fricking died *Magic initiates the sequence* _Do you know you all belong to me_

[@agent_9110]

*(Mehri al-Saghir)*

[@sagturner1792]

I tried singing it. It sounded fine actually. I think that the Gen 5 should have this as the theme song.

[@djcorneliusbingleton]

rest in peace

[@puppetseducer]

@@djcorneliusbingleton lol

[@thebestindividual]

@@sagturner1792 say that when it’s on your last pokemon

[@patch2932]

11:14 Yes, my favorite ponies: *Scarcity, Confusion, and of course, Na N'ikuku*

[@calliecorn]

You forgot *A Nighttime glow*

[@semi-automaticdooropened9007]

I love mehri al-saghir

[@calliecorn]

@@semi-automaticdooropened9007 same :)

[@patch2932]

God forbid we forget *A Nighttime glow.*

[@jeremiahjohns5258]

Bronnies have corrupted the my little pony universe and they've now become demonic steeds on par with the mounts of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

[@ekvedrek]

Google : Applejack Bing : *C O N F U S I O N N A N ' I K U K U* Google : My Little Pony Bing : *M E H R I A L - S A G H I R*

[@Azrael_Equinox]

Google: "Do you know you're all my very best friends?" Bing: *_" D O Y O U K N O W Y O U A L L B E L O N G T O M E ? "_*

[@hanaribooru]

@@Azrael_Equinox Google: Rainbow dash Bing: *LAUNCH A RAINBOW*

[@supernastja_art]

Google: Twilight Sparkle Bing: *A N I G H T I M E G L O W*

[@remmurdydooM]

Google: Fluttershy Bing: FLUTTERSHY

[@Shyamanic]

yeah srsly whats with all the weird language switch here

[@AlphaXY13]

Some of the greatest quotes in human history: "I have a dream." -Martin Luther King Jr. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -Franklin D. Roosevelt "I do not give a hell, God has plunged me into the world." -Slim Shady

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

Did you know your content belongs to me?

[@kolibrispacestation]

“I thought I was my own son”

[@jaemes]

"Baby, helmet baby" -Charlie

[@mindfloww8834]

"Get out of my fucking cage" -Brandon Flowers, lead singer of The Killers

[@Orion8729]

Mehri al saghir- Dan

[@mable6143]

Its 4am, my dad's asleep, I am crying while trying to hold back laughter THE MLP ONE I CAN'T-

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

confusion na n’ikuku

[@Ash-lm1dw]

I’m currently in that situation and I bursted my eardrums when holding it jn

[@neth7826]

mehri AL *SAGHIR*

[@1SKRAAC1D]

My small horse

[@LukeTheLPSWolf]

"Baby, helmet, baby, baby" - Justin Bieber

[@gothfennec]

infant, protective headwear, infant, infant

[@gothfennec]

Haider Fadhil goddamnit you beat me

[@jakey2430]

An underdeveloped adult, a item of use to prevent the event of damage to the cranium, an underdeveloped adult, an underdeveloped adult.

[@pentabitsmusic]

​@@jakey2430 A person that wants more food than yo mama. A thing that protects yo mama. A person that wants more food than yo mama. A person that wants more food than yo mama.

[@winterblox1]

An organism made from the womb of a female adult, a Physicalized formation of cells designed to protect an organism designed to calculate everyday tasks, An organism made from the womb of a female adult, An organism made from the womb of a female adult.

[@connor5053]

I still want that "yim yum" shirt

[@emma-qm2fx]

s a m e

[@shadylady2424]

Sameee

[@mintendo6744]

*whispers softly* yim yum

[@aelsaellie]

Whats making me laugh: 10%: Google Translate Lyrics 90%: *Soothouse laughing*

[@deadaccount3511]

Hello

[@deadaccount3511]

@@aelsaellie What?

[@aelsaellie]

@@deadaccount3511 delete comment now

[@ai-nq4bs]

*y e s*

[@ksugiarto9057]

h a h a h a h a h a h a

[@lunarheavens2819]

Even though this was posted 3 years ago, this stands still today as the only video that will continually make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.

[@lukess.s]

We are friends..... _where are you?_

[@diggory4ii385]

We've got some work to do now!

[@thatoneguy9582]

Luke S. baby’s first existential crisis

[@mintendo6744]

Where the *FRICC* have you gone Johnny

[@bitsandbees7199]

_and i'm so sorry_

[@hunmen4737]

Washington DC on ihavenoideacusidontliveinamerica street

[@datdabdoe1417]

magic initiates the sequence (MEHRI AL-SAGHIR)

[@DZ-1987]

Sounds like a chant that. Willing to bet its a curse spell.

[@buozq2]

(Scarcity, Confusion na n'ikuku)

[@huggebugg3694]

DO YOU KNOW YOU ALL BELONG TO ME

[@buozq2]

*ok*

[@_Killkor]

My little Cthulhu: Eldritch is magic

[@jackradical9832]

"Chinese journalists from China" "And young girls in Sweden dream dreams" *HMM YES THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

[@nameless44421]

This deserves more likes

[@jackradical9832]

@@nameless44421 oh thanks friend!

[@smashedham6417]

@@jackradical9832 yes indeeed

[@jackradical9832]

@@smashedham6417 SHOOK-

[@smashedham6417]

@@jackradical9832 yes very good comment

[@emmaseshadri9288]

We can all agree that David laughing made this funnier and funnier

[@burgerbattle]

my children, shake off, *_AND THE SHAKE, I HAVE RISEN_* *_AND THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN_* im so sorry, im dry

[@jenniprice3148]

XD

[@chrisjt86]

Sounds biblical, doesn't it?

[@WingItMan217]

chrisjt86 what do you mean? Of course this is in the Bible. Peep the book of Luke

[@chrisjt86]

@@WingItMan217 How many times was your Bible translated in Google?

[@WingItMan217]

chrisjt86 ... about 6

[@aidancommenting]

"And never will be separated" "We are friends, where are you" Getting some mixed vibes here

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Lol

[@tykoswings8170]

Sounds like a rejected confession and the person that got rejected ran away

[@harrybest2041]

"Do you know you all belong to me?"

[@aidaaliten8817]

@@harrybest2041 thats not how you make friends

[@pundertalefan4391]

I thought it was perfectly conveyed.

[@malsypright]

Every episode: "Do you know what ______ is?" "nope. not a clue"

[@lunglesschest]

i remember passing out from laughing once because of the “baby helmet baby” part

[@toaster9922]

“slim shady has a basic head” i’m gonna start using that as an insult

[@MrSpenfo]

I felt like the anaconda translation was a strong improvement.

[@sehyunjun251]

God Save the Queen one aged really well

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

Hobbies for children! DO YOU WANT TO BE VIOLENT!?

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

@Русский Гопник then take this knife 🔪

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

@Tiffany Salazar wow you really think I'm gorgest

[@catgeo8440]

“MOM, THE GORGEST BOI WANTS TO BE VIOLENT WITH THE CHILDREN AGAIN”

[@sethrothz]

Check for nine nails

[@thatoneguy9582]

Seth Rotherforth *_u h e h_*

[@734mjidn]

*_NOW HE GATHERED HIS HARVEST_*

[@evanallaire2829]

And Neon specifically the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet really chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10, which definitely the third person present of be quite significant. It really the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet for all intents and purposes noble gas, or so they kind of thought. Neon essentially the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet colorless, odorless, inert monatomic gas under sort of standard conditions, with about two-thirds the density of air, demonstrating that neon for the most part the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet generally chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10 in the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet subtle way. It specifically was discovered (along with krypton and xenon) in 1898 as one of the three very residual rare inert elements remaining in basically dry air, after nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide particularly were removed, for all intents and purposes further showing how neon for all intents and purposes the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet particularly chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10, really contrary to popular belief.

[@thingsnstuff7526]

Evan Allaire a true i n t e l l e c t u a l

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

This is let it go At night the snow is white It can't be dealt with A separate kingdom I was a queen Wind is such a storm I couldn't keep it, I tried to know the sky Don't let them see You always have to be a good girl Hide, no, please let us know You know Relax I can't hesitate Relax Change and close the door I don't care what they say fury Not a problem Relax I can't hesitate Relax Change and close the door Go (go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go) release release release It's as beautiful as it seems to be small I'm afraid if they don't get to me I can take the time to find out what I can do Test and break the border Without any reason, it's not bad, my law I am free Relax I'm wind and air Relax You won't cry I'm here to stop fury My energy is in the country My soul understands the warmth of the atmosphere The idea is like ice cream I've never been in the past release Not a problem Relax I get up at dawn Relax Perfect woman I'm here this afternoon fury

[@vonnettastarks9762]

*lEt Me gO i CaN nOt KiLl Me*

[@endmymisery_]

*B A B Y H E L M E T B A B Y*

[@fishstx5897]

I am unsure if I can trust you

[@trashygrape2922]

Danganronpa gang

[@trashygrape2922]

rise up

[@P_araps]

@@trashygrape2922 no sit the fuck back down now

[@macawesomebird3383]

Lavender language _-Says the person with a Korekiyo profile picture-_

[@doedoe491]

9:00 I’m watching this on the 8th of September 2022. Safe to say it hasn’t aged well.

[@blacksky121_]

"I thought I was my own son ." What the actual hell

[@joannamysluk8623]

Alabama. It's Alabama.

[@autumnox2174]

@@joannamysluk8623 Self birthing fetish or autoincestious fetish? What about both?

[@trombonetribute6433]

@@autumnox2174 go back to hell satan

[@conlon4332]

Hahaha!

[@Kenthol_]

I DO NOT GIVE A HELL FOR GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD

[@dhappy1220]

5:44 N O W H E G A T H E R E D H I S H A R V E S T.

[@davithepaninigod9142]

Let me go

[@midnightgamer2158]

Bahhahahaha

[@eddie_3xists]

*I cannot kill me*

[@breadlord6698]

Avoid

[@dreampoweredproductions4650]

I lost it at “I DO NOT GIVE A HELL, GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD”

[@omernavaid4712]

It's at 69 likes, I don't want to ruin it

[@furryslayer6920]

imagine eminem singing that

[@darkfyre9597]

@@furryslayer6920 Im sure he would though

[@Zkankhunt]

I need a mug with that

[@DigitalPhoenix.]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped.” Hits different now

[@jerryli6737]

Petition to make a full version of google translated 'God save the queen' and change the present 'God save the queen' with that

[@nyeeeeeee9346]

Jerry Li The current anthem *must be stopped*

[@andrejstojanovic5455]

signed

[@jongensspelenspellen5471]

Do you know you all belong to me? MEHRI AL-SAGHIR

[@cjohnson2916]

Seagull *MAGIC INITIATES THE SEQUENCE.*

[@nlootah1386]

Scarcity, confusion N A ' I K U K U

[@J-D03]

*APPREHEND HER FOR THE MAGIC*

[@axelmaldonado2642]

It is a great pleasure to have bowl of cereals.

[@aspiniou]

I'm howling at this

[@connormcintyre26]

I do not give a hell GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD

[@slplssgr]

I DO NOT GIVE A HELL

[@chiccornsstuff]

I DO NOT GIVE A PLUNGED

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

@@slplssgr I'm going to use that IRL

[@dysperdotted]

i take hell.

[@theprotagonist915]

dymob. Shit nigga you hard

[@EmblemAsura]

Calcium dream Calcium Dream CALCIUM Dream *CALCIUM DREAM*

[@glorbshlanky5041]

*jerk him of softly*

[@helenc1214]

*_C A L C I U M D R E A M_*

[@lostsouls1919]

@@glorbshlanky5041 DAMN you beat me to it :(

[@cashmerrre]

*First born monster*

[@Rabbitstarman]

A true red hot chili peppers song, calcium dream.

[@uppindown8466]

"I have risen, and the shaking has fallen." Bible verse 13, chapter 3.

[@ThornHailsnap]

Actually it goes chapters and then verses, like Revelation chapter 3, verse 13.

[@wozaow]

@@ThornHailsnap I’m so sorry, I’m dry.

[@ThornHailsnap]

@@wozaow It was late, I did not get my mind.

[@agathasapycmember6220]

@@wozaow hey do not be afraid, you went to get it

[@coolguy-du8gt]

@@agathasapycmember6220 baby, helmet, baby, baby,

[@Shaper-bx9kb]

11:45 I love how it turns from "Do you know you're all my very best friends" To *_DO You KnOw YoU ALL BeLONg to ME_*

[@cauratheeyelex5020]

*Mehri al-Saghir*

[@rayquazadinosaur3732]

Well, at least now we know that in some country, MLP's intro promotes slavery

[@TOH_Fan]

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

[@thebronywiking]

@@rayquazadinosaur3732 There was slavery in The Crystal Empire under King Sombra so there is that.

[@kid9448]

All your base belong to us

[@stachcraft]

*Apprehend her for the magic* Looks like My Little Pony had been doing drugs.

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

*I DO NOT GIVE A HELL, GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD* Mood

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Mood

[@chocodoodl1882]

*i'm sorry, i'm dry.*

[@fromthecherryvine]

*My children, shake off, and the shake, I have risen, and the shaking has fallen*

[@gluecan3337]

*hatred hatred hateful hateful*

[@saltytoast9551]

*And the falsehood shall be false, and lies and lies and lies*

[@idlelordhelix9237]

My little pony Translator:"MARHI AL-SAGHIR"

[@nojustno4209]

*D o* *y o u* *k n o w* *y o u* *a l l* *b e l o n g* *t o* *m e*

[@icantthinkofanythingcreati6488]

"MARHI AL-SAGHIR" is just the soul binding chant so if you defy my little pony (ahem my little horse) you will be ripped to a million shreds

[@lambda-m1676]

sounds like call of duty generic badguy #255555

[@UXB1000]

@@lambda-m1676 ...which actually means "Little Fun". A little fun bad guy.

[@fefek1]

I did this with all star. Someone once told me that the world is dropping I am not the sharpest tool on the blade He looks crazy with his fingers and thumbs L-shaped forehead Years will pass and they will not stop I changed the rules and let go of the land There is no point in not experiencing joy Your brain is getting smarter, but your head is lonely There is a lot to do and see So what's wrong with driving on the back roads? You won't know if you don't go It will only shine if it does not shine Hello stars, start playing, go play Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money And only gold sparkles Just throwing a star will break its shape It’s a good place and they say it’s getting colder Now that you’re connected, wait until it’s over But meteors are making a difference Satellite image with aperture The ice we glide on is getting thinner Hot water and swim My world is back, but how are you? I really like it and I never get bored Hello stars, start playing, go play Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money Just sparkling gold Just throwing a star will break its shape Hello stars, start playing, go play Hello, now you are a rock star, get a show, make money And only gold sparkles Just shoot the stars Someone once asked: can money be left for gasoline? I have to get out of this place I said yes, it's a concept I can use my own fuel And we can all apply small changes Years will pass and they will not stop I changed the rules and let go of the land There is no point in not experiencing joy Your brain is getting smarter, but your head is lonely There is a lot to do and see So what's wrong with driving on the back roads? You never know if you’re not going to go (go!) It will only shine if it does not shine Hello stars, start playing, go play Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money And only gold sparkles Just throwing a star will break its shape And only gold sparkles Just throwing a star will break its shape Edit: holy crap I read this and it sounds like a song a song about a extrovert guy who gave his land to america because they wanted oil

[@wndiua7566]

L shaped forehead

[@matthewbowen5841]

@@wndiua7566 🤣

[@P1r4n]

“Your brain is getting smarter but your head is lonely” is actually really deep wtf

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

This hurts to read, because, you know

[@justanormalcat1839]

11:20 I think that's the hardest I've heard them laugh.

[@lizardperson780]

Just a Normal Cat who was that

[@ghostrobots]

i think this is the hardest ive laughed

[@zoie8088]

@@lizardperson780 I'm wondering the same thing.

[@muiz8802]

Thats mostly David. Man hes loveable

[@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa]

Kayuu Suugi Jesus, that crazy laughter made it hard to not join in! 😂🤣

[@sirpsychosussy]

"The sun can rise in the east, at least it won't" - Anthony Kiedis, 1999

[@KappaCrona]

Ah, yes. Mehri al-Saghir, my favourite show.

[@PotPam]

You all belong too me

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Mehri al saghir sounds like black magic

[@inspector_beyond]

@@jeanmichellelaurent more like protagonist of islamic version of MLP

[@zuku7868]

@@jeanmichellelaurent more like Arabian camels on adventures

[@lightblue254]

Mehri AL saghir means the little pony in Arabic

[@heartrockingcity]

*Came back to this inactive channel due to remembering the twisted google translated AI predicted the Queen's death*

[@snail-teeth]

damn, i predicted a few years ago that the queen would never die ever. guess i was wrong :/

[@Godzillafan78]

Everyone has to die at some point but god damn did that one not age well

[@apparentlyjaniche250]

*THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN* *people yelling and cheering in the streets*

[@evanallaire2829]

To take conveniently The Prophet Mites All on fire To take conveniently Shave To take conveniently The Prophet Mites All on fire To take conveniently Shave Disturbing verse 1] Heart don't be offended As they say, design, cheap I'll burn it all to light my eyes Rewards and pulls the enemy (enemies) A bright fire is burning. I like the new violence.

[@sandvichspencer6956]

Scarcity, confusion *NA NI'KUKU*!

[@w1pra]

* X D *

[@burgerbattle]

apprehend her for the magic

[@yourinsanitydemon6085]

@@burgerbattle Launch A Rainbow

[@kaleido457]

Fluttershy

[@yourinsanitydemon6085]

@@kaleido457 A Nighttime Glow

[@Benisnaisu]

F I R S T B O R N M O N S T E R J E R K H I M O F F S O F T L Y I could not breathe anymore, good video.

[@yeetith_the_beet7721]

Ben is a hoe R.I.P

[@txmwxl]

Need stick

[@Manser2000]

bitches love sticks

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

*"I'm so sorry, I'm dry...."* I died from being too dry (dry troat from laughing too hard))

[@chitxra]

google: rarity and applejack bing: SCARCITY, CONFUSION, NA N'IKUKU

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Lmao underated

[@amogmungus9403]

It's the other way around

[@Elias_Harrison]

*a y y o t h a t s o u n d s J a p a n e s e*

[@ArixCupio]

actually confused na n’ikuku is an entire name

[@excuseyou7198]

(Mehri al-Saghir)

[@mikewarper6789]

+God Save the Queen+ "She has lived a long time. Must be stopped." Hypothesis: Google Translate is reincarnated Sid Vicious.

[@leonardoantonio216]

11:40 "And magic initiates the sequence" **Satan after being summoned:** Do you know you all belong to me?

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

*Mehri-Al-Saghir*

[@desechablemia8733]

As a native Basque this is the funniest shit ever cuz I can see how the translator messed up a lot of things. Side note: there is no good automatic translator for Basque

[@pundertalefan4391]

Dang.

[@every1sluv15]

i like how pinky pie and fluttershy are the only names not affected

[@MichaelTheAwesome32]

they are immune

[@jasonreidly2091]

Launch a Rainbow

[@stefan6347]

You turned a harmless pony song into a dark Lovecraftian horror

[@AsymptoteInverse]

As it should be.

[@arkonslorman1670]

*Mehri al-Saghir!!!*

[@edizz1677]

it was allways harmful due to bronies

[@MrBrno]

Scarcity, confusion na n'ikuku

[@pundertalefan4391]

It's freaking great. XD

[@Manu-xj4xy]

1:44 Original: "Well since age twelve" GTranslate: "Since I was fifteen" Well, good Job :D

[@slplssgr]

He has evolved

[@cactusguy4363]

In my experiences (look at my comment) Gtranslate has changed "69" to anything from "sixth" to "99" to "repetition."

[@uhlan30]

“I have risen, and the shaking has fallen” sounds super epic even though it doesn’t make any sense