Google Translated Song Lyrics

CALCIUM
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse

[@MM-ri7tg]

"You are all my very best friends!" *you all belong to me*

[@TheIndogamer]

Lesson: Never befriend Mehri al Saghir

[@luco663]

*the skin is your feeding tube now*

[@narusena]

M E H R I A L S A G H I R

[@siegebrickstudios4828]

You all belong to me _is this a threat_

[@bottlegang3187]

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[@WholesomeLad]

1. Write an essay 2. Translate it 20 times 3. Turn it in A+

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

How to make an artsy poem

[@airmaria103]

Ziggy :o I'm sorry but I read your comment with his voice for some reason..

[@RiiFT]

Or better yet: 1. Find an essay for your topic online. 2. Translate it 20 times. 3. Turn it in. = profit

[@nautilussreal]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped” It’s not a mistranslation, it’s a prophecy

[@Japonesbello]

Yeah.

[@Puffled_Thomas]

F

[@HunterShows]

If Google translate demands that the queen must be stopped, who am I to question that?

[@BlindStarLily]

Am I the only one who’s tempted to go through this whole video and find the lyrics like that, compile them into a book and call it the new Ten Commandments? Like, try and tell me that half of these don’t sound like they belong in either the Bibl or some Ancient Greek/Roman texts

[@Ca-et]

@MagnesiumParadox zzzxz

[@NetzDotCom]

Playlist: 0:37 - My Name? (by Refunding Neminemo) 2:27 - I’m Dry (by Teller Bright) 3:46 - Helmet (by Justine Beaver) 5:14 - Now He Gathered His Harvest, Ms. Bright. (by Murderers) 6:14 - Python (by Nikky Mina) 7:38 - Judas (by Beatless) 8:48 - Now Protects The Queen (The King) (OK Britain’s National Anthem) 9:19 - Calcium Dream (by Grey Cool Chilling Chemicals) 10:45 - My Little Horse (theme from “My Little Scarcity: Confusion Na N’ikuku”)

[@l.pietrobon3925]

Truly the most banger playlist of all time

[@matthewhunter2443]

I think you mean “theme from mehri al-saghir: confusion na n’ikuku

[@saltedbutter1158]

helmet looks like a minecraft song

[@divyde_]

At 7:38 its hey judas I don't care it was a ton of time ago

[@Stoved55]

PYTHON GOT ME DEAD

[@jekyllgottahyde45]

“I thought I was my own son.” Don’t do drugs kids

[@MatthewsStopMotions]

🥵

[@akkoiaane]

Drugs do don't kids

[@berserker3414]

''i'm my own mother'' -Steven Universe

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@seancasey6472 gran do be looking kinda fresh tho

[@redpalkia0682]

A sugar sponge will help you to get off drugs. (If you don't know what I am talking about, check out Translator Fails' google translated mary poppins video.)

[@wynonaa.980]

"fluttershy" *_"A H A H A H A H A H A"_*

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Stfu filthy weeb

[@bmhater1283]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 I'm a weeb lmao get some ya mong

[@berserker3414]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 someone got sand stuck up in their vagina

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 stfu normie

[@bmhater1283]

@David Kim Because I have some disorder lmfao, I am a unpopular and hated version of Justin Y

[@randomlafourche]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped" I can't

[@edizz1677]

i cant when i finally can cut the heads of furries off their body 😭😭💀💀

[@wilsonedwards8900]

Well shit

[@amimm7776]

And now neither can the queen

[@randomlafourche]

@@amimm7776 FOUL LOL

[@katherinedulin8706]

This did not age well.

[@notcool4801]

Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millenial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: *Get out of my fucking cage.*

[@joannamysluk8623]

Oh hey, you're that person from the Vocaloid fandom.

[@fennyfoxy3435]

*SCARCITY, CONFUSION NA I'IKUKU*

[@Crystalkitzoku]

*helmet.*

[@darthmauve]

b a b y, h e l m e t b a b y

[@1SKRAAC1D]

I NF A N T

"Judas, do not make it bad." -Jesus

[@pawekopytek7596]

Good advice. Bit late.

[@theguythatasked6400]

But he make it bad anyways

[@pawekopytek7596]

@@theguythatasked6400 So it is written...

[@kkronkk]

You need more recognition

[@RF-mc8cx]

This is made funnier by the fact that my name in my friend's contacts is Judas.

[@katanaquits5255]

“Like baby, helmet, baby, oh” *im on the floor hyperventilating*

[@Quackadoodleoodle]

*Same.*

[@meatytofu45]

Same

[@denofsouls9564]

Same

[@maximumphlegm]

same

[@mrbypass1872]

Same

[@deathvideogame]

The three horsemen of the apocalypse. Scarcity Confusion Na n’ikuku

[@Mel0nCake404]

"Unless you get a buns, my python won't ask for any more." What a nice python

[@mysterymastermind175]

That python has good manners

[@avii331]

Shady wait a minute ‘‘this is my daughter’s daughter Shady: *I do not give a hell, God has plunged me into the world*

[@quamaii]

Best part is, it's not that far off from the original.

[@user-fl5jk9or1s]

999 likes ;)

[@TheNumberOneSilly]

@@quamaii true mate lol

[@maximumphlegm]

LmaO

[@vn9574]

@@quamaii it is, granddaughter and girlfriend do not match

[@MagisterialVoyager]

"I thought I was my own son." ... What kind of plot twist is this??? LMAO.

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

It's your local anime plot.

[@sunflowerthebunbunbunny]

Ada K. - it’s amazing

[@DZ-1987]

The Raptor may say its local. But he lies.

[@timhocking529]

M Night Shamalam

[@matthewhughes1116]

*ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

[@cerinthe802]

"I am sorry, I'm dry." Every woman at some point in time.

[@dietmilkk]

Thats what they tell me when i ask them if theyre single

[@lucian8428]

*F*

[@aliveslice]

So that's why Taylor can't keep a date.

[@lowlink534]

I do not give a hell, god has plunged me into this world! Seriously though, this girl I met would tell me to shove it in anyway, then she would moan like crazy and cum, women can be pretty nuts

[@theguythatasked6400]

Not for a man with many leather bound books

[@notahouse2008]

This rendition of "God Save the Queen" is quite horrifying 3 days after her death

[@justaeditor9043]

it knew

[@aclonymous]

@@justaeditor9043 what, it knew that the queen was going to die? like the common concensus was that she was invincible and only google translate knew of her mortality?

[@justaeditor9043]

@@aclonymous Listen it was a joke. The fact you “needed” to get all rude is just purely idiotic.

[@mudasbeats]

@@aclonymous🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@eddyaoi]

there wasn’t happy nor hamburgers 😢

[@purplehaze2358]

“Come on, fuck my car” Is that how you can have a helmet as a baby?

[@macrebel8068]

They do it while having the car in their upper belt

[@samuelpinder1215]

This comment is underrated

[@JohnTheDwayneDingleton420]

Damn Doctor Bright be findin the funny even though he stuck in some lab someherr

[@wozaow]

i thought you of all people would know that, dr bright

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

@@macrebel8068 It's really easy, simply put your so called "banana" in the exhaust tip. Bonus points if your car has two exhausts. this is just one of many simple tips to "rev up your engines"

[@LucDutra92]

"God saves us from that luxurious beauty She has lived a long time. Must be stopped." Ok, this got pretty dark.

[@benjaminfranke7286]

Luciano Garcia sounds like the actual queen

[@shadophaxx2401]

God: The queen must be stopped [Happy charles noises]

[@waterwaifu612]

God has also plunged me into the world

[@pineappleofknowledge9299]

I died

[@keendall0985]

Send him victory happy and burgers

[@ThatGuyOverThere01]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped.” This hasn’t aged well. 😅

[@Vanilla3609]

💀

[@alucarda4357]

It aged perfectly

[@stakuga0519]

@@alucarda4357 Just like the Queen

[@pundertalefan4391]

OOF.

[@pundertalefan4391]

​@@stakuga0519Oh no.

[@willp2906]

Not to be that guy, but Mehri al-Saghir seems to be just "My Little Pony" in Arabic written in Latin characters, Mehri being my horse and al-Saghir ascribing the quality of little to the horse. No clue in hell how that managed to survive in that form at least through being translated between two forms of Chinese and Azerbaijani though.

[@1SKRAAC1D]

interesting

[@greatarchitect]

No it's just Arabic as far as I can tell

[@pundertalefan4391]

Interesting.

[@crappyaccount]

"I'm so sorry, I am dry." -Taylor Swift, 2018

[@zoophiliaphobic]

True

[@kashhenk958]

Inspirational words

[@michaelhice7636]

so that's why she has all those ex-es and break up songs?

[@bigw2743]

@@michaelhice7636 Hahaha. That joke is so old.

[@aardbeiwastaken]

When I try to get a girlfriend

[@Uranium_Lover]

"i thought I was my own son" I literally could not breathe holy shit

[@Brizzle427]

Same, its just how when he read it you could hear the point he got completley confused

[@elibelli248]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped" a prophecy in disguise

[@mable6143]

Its 4am, my dad's asleep, I am crying while trying to hold back laughter THE MLP ONE I CAN'T-

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

confusion na n’ikuku

[@Ash-lm1dw]

I’m currently in that situation and I bursted my eardrums when holding it jn

[@neth7826]

mehri AL *SAGHIR*

[@1SKRAAC1D]

My small horse

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

Household Cats: Coming out of my cage Lions: GET OUT OF MY ****ING CAGE

[@partiallyundefined]

GET OUTTA THERE

[@ghuttsmckenzie4269]

I'm playing Minecraft!

[@sabinastrash6813]

This is a mess

[@qsunn2185]

This is so true on so many levels

[@oio6879]

petition to make slim shady thick brighty

[@burgerbattle]

my children, shake off, *_AND THE SHAKE, I HAVE RISEN_* *_AND THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN_* im so sorry, im dry

[@jenniprice3148]

XD

[@chrisjt86]

Sounds biblical, doesn't it?

[@WingItMan217]

chrisjt86 what do you mean? Of course this is in the Bible. Peep the book of Luke

[@chrisjt86]

@@WingItMan217 How many times was your Bible translated in Google?

[@WingItMan217]

chrisjt86 ... about 6

[@puppetseducer]

I fricking died *Magic initiates the sequence* _Do you know you all belong to me_

[@agent_9110]

*(Mehri al-Saghir)*

[@sagturner1792]

I tried singing it. It sounded fine actually. I think that the Gen 5 should have this as the theme song.

[@rhysrhysrhys_]

rest in peace

[@puppetseducer]

@@rhysrhysrhys_ lol

[@thebestindividual]

@@sagturner1792 say that when it’s on your last pokemon

[@jasonsieffert7394]

“She has lived a long time, must be stopped”. I’m sad to say I immediately thought about this when I heard the news. RIP Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022.

[@greatarchitect]

Fucking hell 1926

[@jess8957]

When you tell her "I have a risen" but she hits you with the "I'm sorry, I'm dry"

[@Darvar-SM]

Jess Relatable tbh

[@NevadaAirGuns]

Then some guy shows up screaming “*GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAGE*”

[@f4t4l_fl4w]

Random mailman shows up like *DO YOU KNOW YOU ALL BELONG TO ME?*

[@rofisbacc2004]

Nice I wonder who was the 69th like

[@rofisbacc2004]

*GET OUT OF MY SHOE!!!!*

[@Northflowo]

We demand a part two

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[@Northflowo]

Needed a laugh to start my day

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

oh my god it's alive

[@sno-pyon]

Indeed. Also hi lol

[@fernleaf1158]

today on KZbinrs I Didn't Know Liked The Same Content As Me

[@genology9675]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped." that sure aged well

[@doedoe491]

9:00 I’m watching this on the 8th of September 2022. Safe to say it hasn’t aged well.

[@734mjidn]

*_NOW HE GATHERED HIS HARVEST_*

[@evanallaire2829]

And Neon specifically the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet really chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10, which definitely the third person present of be quite significant. It really the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet for all intents and purposes noble gas, or so they kind of thought. Neon essentially the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet colorless, odorless, inert monatomic gas under sort of standard conditions, with about two-thirds the density of air, demonstrating that neon for the most part the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet generally chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10 in the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet subtle way. It specifically was discovered (along with krypton and xenon) in 1898 as one of the three very residual rare inert elements remaining in basically dry air, after nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide particularly were removed, for all intents and purposes further showing how neon for all intents and purposes the third person present of be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet particularly chemical element with symbol ne and atomic number 10, really contrary to popular belief.

[@thingsnstuff7526]

Evan Allaire a true i n t e l l e c t u a l

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

This is let it go At night the snow is white It can't be dealt with A separate kingdom I was a queen Wind is such a storm I couldn't keep it, I tried to know the sky Don't let them see You always have to be a good girl Hide, no, please let us know You know Relax I can't hesitate Relax Change and close the door I don't care what they say fury Not a problem Relax I can't hesitate Relax Change and close the door Go (go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go) release release release It's as beautiful as it seems to be small I'm afraid if they don't get to me I can take the time to find out what I can do Test and break the border Without any reason, it's not bad, my law I am free Relax I'm wind and air Relax You won't cry I'm here to stop fury My energy is in the country My soul understands the warmth of the atmosphere The idea is like ice cream I've never been in the past release Not a problem Relax I get up at dawn Relax Perfect woman I'm here this afternoon fury

[@vonnettastarks9762]

*lEt Me gO i CaN nOt KiLl Me*

[@nabanildutta8798]

"Slim Shady has a basic head" - Dr. Dre, from Slim's basement

[@damonminnix4660]

Nice reference there.

[@Paul_The_Writer]

Dre might have said this, but, dead men tell no tales.

[@mwbfan5270]

And Dr. Dre said - nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement

[@lunglesschest]

i remember passing out from laughing once because of the “baby helmet baby” part

[@sehyunjun251]

God Save the Queen one aged really well

[@comiserif]

How did “Sharing kindness an easy feat” survive being translated like 12 times?

[@outbreakkitten7441]

idk

[@blue_kobolt1785]

I guess friendship really is magic.

[@SketchUT]

I didn’t know for too long that that’s what the lyric was and now the shows over

[@meepter1542]

Blue_Kobolt My Little Ponyyy…

[@catscroissants6816]

It could, but it wouldn’t be an easy feat.

[@chitxra]

i lost it at *_"I DO NOT GIVE A HELL, GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD"_*

[@theplayer12312]

i lost it at 11:13 and 11:26

[@theonewhoasked7305]

@@theplayer12312 what about 5:14

[@bumblingmoron865]

@@theplayer12312 i lost it at *MEHRI AL-SAGHIR*

[@senitech3128]

I lost it at the very beginning.

[@imissyou523]

@@theplayer12312 I lost it at “GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAGE”

[@heartrockingcity]

*Came back to this inactive channel due to remembering the twisted google translated AI predicted the Queen's death*

[@snail-teeth]

damn, i predicted a few years ago that the queen would never die ever. guess i was wrong :/

[@Godzillafan78]

Everyone has to die at some point but god damn did that one not age well

[@stachcraft]

*Apprehend her for the magic* Looks like My Little Pony had been doing drugs.

[@apparentlyjaniche250]

*THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN* *people yelling and cheering in the streets*

[@evanallaire2829]

To take conveniently The Prophet Mites All on fire To take conveniently Shave To take conveniently The Prophet Mites All on fire To take conveniently Shave Disturbing verse 1] Heart don't be offended As they say, design, cheap I'll burn it all to light my eyes Rewards and pulls the enemy (enemies) A bright fire is burning. I like the new violence.

[@skimaskrick]

M E H R I A L - S A G H I R

[@boombam9611]

Y O U A L L B E L O N G T O M E

[@boombam9611]

the song sounds like a corrupted song trying to send a forgotten message

[@roylandmaines299]

It's a bad grammar way of saying my Little pony in Arabic.

[@boombam9611]

What does mehri al-saghir mean

[@roylandmaines299]

@@boombam9611 like I said, it means my Little pony. Mehri = my pony As-saghir = the little

[@lunarheavens2819]

Even though this was posted 3 years ago, this stands still today as the only video that will continually make me laugh no matter how many times I watch it.

[@DigitalPhoenix.]

“She has lived a long time. Must be stopped.” Hits different now

[@TheTraviesot]

The laughing at the my little horse segment is lengendary

[@dogwithabeard2612]

It’s like a fucking bomb

[@lewisneedham2168]

Mehri al Seghir

[@Ake-TL]

*NA NIK KUHUHU!*

[@JoshTRC]

i was not breathing

[@andrewolson3224]

Launch a rainbow

[@datdabdoe1417]

magic initiates the sequence (MEHRI AL-SAGHIR)

[@DZ-1987]

Sounds like a chant that. Willing to bet its a curse spell.

[@buozq2]

(Scarcity, Confusion na n'ikuku)

[@huggebugg3694]

DO YOU KNOW YOU ALL BELONG TO ME

[@buozq2]

*ok*

[@_Killkor]

My little Cthulhu: Eldritch is magic

[@emmaseshadri9288]

We can all agree that David laughing made this funnier and funnier

[@u1timatezer040]

“Get out of the FUCKING cage” Had me dead LMAOO (Mr. Brightside is my favorite song 😂)

[@pigeonmastermind1976]

You uploaded on the same MINUTE as Sorrow TV. I have created at least 9 conspiracy theories.

[@Tokarev616]

Same with FLuffeetalks

[@PEA600]

Stay away from me and my family

[@airmaria103]

Ah ha it all makes sense now.

[@scotty1117]

I KNOW

[@thealmightyleo8077]

Same with Call Me Kevin

[@connormcintyre26]

I do not give a hell GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD

[@slplssgr]

I DO NOT GIVE A HELL

[@chiccornsstuff]

I DO NOT GIVE A PLUNGED

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

@@slplssgr I'm going to use that IRL

[@dysperdotted]

i take hell.

[@theprotagonist915]

dymob. Shit nigga you hard

[@D3__]

Well, she has been stopped.

[@thisaccounthasbeensuspended]

"she has lived a long time. must be stopped" Now she's dead

[@Cosmik60]

That aged well

[@snail-teeth]

congrats on the first to comment this 🎉

[@hannahbibby4]

*_G O D H A S P L U N G E D M E I N T O T H E W O R L D_*

[@voidcritter2334]

“I have risen, and the shaking has fallen” -Taylor Swift

[@vocaberri]

The new Star Wars movie looks great!

[@leleled6467]

I'm so sorry, I'm dry

[@jemangerrit1747]

Very poetic

[@hgdellinger]

Big Nightvale energy on this one

[@somedude6833]

-Taylor Swift, The Prophet

[@foxplushgd]

This is a great pleasure to have a bowl of cereals *(Fluttershy)* 11:27

[@foxplushgd]

i hate 3 month ago me

[@dogmudkips567]

@@foxplushgd I'm creamy.

[@TheFreakEclipse]

We need to remind Wilbur of this so he can finish the Dream triumvirate: Normal Dream, Mexican Dream, and... CALCIUM DREAM

[@irishuisman1450]

YES

[@SUPERSONICGIRLIFY]

It could have almost worked if it translated as "Dream of Calcification". XD A parody where they tell you to drink more milk.

[@serapheseraphim]

Ah, the new main character

[@parableCahoot249]

4

[@thatbadartist7906]

It’s just dreams skeleton.

[@hdog9046]

The MLP theme sounds like a bunch of cultists are going to enslave the cast and force them to perform dark rituals.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Wait, are you talking about by default, or after being translated?

[@oopsallchromosomes8994]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 both

[@AmyAberrant]

I think they translated the names of the characters instead of just the song!

[@JohnnyD1986]

Judging by the lyrics, they use drug-laced cereal to either hypnotize recruits or open them to suggestion.

[@salute_pluto]

I need im doing this

[@charlotte_sometimes_]

*aggressively trying not to laugh as my parents sleep*

[@wll4100]

Trying that right now...It's tough

[@zethcader6478]

*Also attempting this complex task*

[@kirbmeister_]

Yes

[@bleddynwolf8463]

exactly

[@alexmacdonald1589]

ME RN

[@fefek1]

I did this with all star. Someone once told me that the world is dropping I am not the sharpest tool on the blade He looks crazy with his fingers and thumbs L-shaped forehead Years will pass and they will not stop I changed the rules and let go of the land There is no point in not experiencing joy Your brain is getting smarter, but your head is lonely There is a lot to do and see So what's wrong with driving on the back roads? You won't know if you don't go It will only shine if it does not shine Hello stars, start playing, go play Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money And only gold sparkles Just throwing a star will break its shape It’s a good place and they say it’s getting colder Now that you’re connected, wait until it’s over But meteors are making a difference Satellite image with aperture The ice we glide on is getting thinner Hot water and swim My world is back, but how are you? I really like it and I never get bored Hello stars, start playing, go play Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money Just sparkling gold Just throwing a star will break its shape Hello stars, start playing, go play Hello, now you are a rock star, get a show, make money And only gold sparkles Just shoot the stars Someone once asked: can money be left for gasoline? I have to get out of this place I said yes, it's a concept I can use my own fuel And we can all apply small changes Years will pass and they will not stop I changed the rules and let go of the land There is no point in not experiencing joy Your brain is getting smarter, but your head is lonely There is a lot to do and see So what's wrong with driving on the back roads? You never know if you’re not going to go (go!) It will only shine if it does not shine Hello stars, start playing, go play Hey, now you're a rock star, start a show, make money And only gold sparkles Just throwing a star will break its shape And only gold sparkles Just throwing a star will break its shape Edit: holy crap I read this and it sounds like a song a song about a extrovert guy who gave his land to america because they wanted oil

[@wndiua7566]

L shaped forehead

[@matthewbowen5841]

@@wndiua7566 🤣

[@P1r4n]

“Your brain is getting smarter but your head is lonely” is actually really deep wtf

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

This hurts to read, because, you know

[@dudeman4071]

8:58 Well the queen has been stopped now.

[@Swuiddy0086]

Calcium dream CALCIUM DREAM *Calcium dream* *CALCIUM DREAM* skeletons: "don't mind if I do"

[@KubickQ]

I immediately read it a Skeletron I've been playing too much Terraria

[@KubickQ]

@A Random Weeb you need vitamin D for calcium to work, but I don’t think it’s necessary for soccer screws Also I read _skeletons_ as skeletron, not CALCIUM DREAM.

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

That's what the point of the ma-

[@skullerton9858]

I approve as a skeleton.

[@satan1841]

Heho funny number

[@eviegarciaaa]

My little pony: Rarity and Applejack Google translate: SCARCITY, CONFUSION NA N'IKUKU

[@tubbyqueen]

ah yes, the honest one, CONFUSION NA N’IKUKU

[@mehzonite]

If my little pony has an anime opening

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Doge Jr Stfu filthy weeb

[@hamstermelody4902]

Mark Penguin Nah

[@PineapplePen-vz8ph]

OMG ITS ON 777

[@yourmother1182]

Scarcity, Confusion and Na N'ikuku sound like some Polynesian demons or something.

[@toastysock]

"I'm sorry I am dry." Is a thing a lot of lads have heard.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

But a lot of men have risen. LOL.

[@burnittime9222]

kaboom

[@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver]

Only because most men don't know how to touch a woman

[@daffiid]

Most men don't have *many leather bound books*

[@DontCryEJ]

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver well not always are women wet when their turn on. I mean, i got wet by a picture off a fucking tomato

[@connor5053]

I still want that "yim yum" shirt

[@emma-qm2fx]

s a m e

[@shadylady2424]

Sameee

[@mintendo6744]

*whispers softly* yim yum

[@uhlan30]

“I have risen, and the shaking has fallen” sounds super epic even though it doesn’t make any sense

[@y0urlocalfvrry]

"My children, shake off, and the shake, I Have Risen. AND THE SHAKING HAS FALLEN"

[@EvanJGMegson]

I am shaking I has fallen

[@ablancer3582]

_I am so sorry… I am dry._

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

The skin is your feeding tube now First-born monster J e r k h i m o f f s o f t l y Calcium Dream CALCIUM DREAM *CALCIUM DREAM* *C A L C I U M D R E A M* 10:07

[@flamethedragon3524]

I was 100th like

[@Liloubaba]

Dream likes calcium now,apparently

[@backseatsurfer5005]

340th like

[@noranekonyaa5801]

I can't breathe

[@user-tf9hk4tq7v]

That's *exactly* how the song went.

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

*"I'm so sorry, I'm dry...."* I died from being too dry (dry troat from laughing too hard))

[@chitxra]

google: rarity and applejack bing: SCARCITY, CONFUSION, NA N'IKUKU

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Lmao underated

[@amogmungus9403]

It's the other way around

[@Elias_Harrison]

*a y y o t h a t s o u n d s J a p a n e s e*

[@ArixCupio]

actually confused na n’ikuku is an entire name

[@excuseyou7198]

(Mehri al-Saghir)

[@aelsaellie]

Whats making me laugh: 10%: Google Translate Lyrics 90%: *Soothouse laughing*

[@deadaccount3511]

Hello

[@deadaccount3511]

@@aelsaellie What?

[@aelsaellie]

@@deadaccount3511 delete comment now

[@ai-nq4bs]

*y e s*

[@ksugiarto9057]

h a h a h a h a h a h a

[@adhoccerswings]

8:55 who here after Elisabeth kicked the bucket

[@randomeevee6048]

Me 😭

[@greatarchitect]

Eh she was overdue anyway

[@mevicky100]

I lost it at Rarity being translated as “Scarcity”

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

**confusion na n’ikuku**

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 MEHRI AL-SAGHIR

[@davithepaninigod9142]

@@RaffiP-od8dj *do u know u all belong to me*

[@midnightgamer2158]

Because rare means scarce lol

[@mevicky100]

@@midnightgamer2158 ik!

[@Mkhwlani]

11:44 actually “Mehri al-Saghir” means my little pony in Arabic

[@trashboxbobylev9900]

@@ThisIsNotMyRealSelf like Ace Attorney 6 witness.

[@butterskywalker8785]

I've never heard the english version but they both seem better than this hybrid

[@Mkhwlani]

Butter Skywalker i know right

[@runicpontsler808]

it sounds like a tyrant prince

[@Mkhwlani]

Local83 what do you mean?

[@firstlast-vv8yq]

Seems the queen was stopped now

[@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp]

8:55 I'm going to hell because this is the first thing that came to my mind after hearing the news

[@sandyman3070]

“I do not give a hell, god plunged me into the world” is my new motto

[@irishuisman1450]

That’s just a whole mood xD

[@Ratburger_]

This is going into my list of possible year book quotes if I get to the end of this year-

[@srinathsrikanth3212]

Same.

[@sage1613]

as your 666th like, i gotta say. tis a fine motto

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I think I'm going with "Get out of my fucking cage!"

[@sirpsychosussy]

Two people in 1692: have a seizure Massachusetts: 11:05

[@Nothing-1w3]

Best comment

[@DrywallMuncher_]

@@Nothing-1w3 ur name deserves a like

[@sab8620]

as a masshole, yes

[@samuelpinder1215]

Underrated comment

[@julianjet]

I’m crying

[@FreddyFen]

"She has lived a long time. Must be stopped" Well, she is stopped now

[@xythera]

"she has lived too long. must be stopped." Good news, Google Translate!

[@Ensephio]

Google Translate knew it all along

[@ipeachykaylie9233]

Ah yes, Scarcity and Confusion na n'ikuku, everyone's favourite ponies.

[@laggyhuman4169]

na nikuku sounds like an anime character or something 😂😂😂

[@misiasia]

my fav character

[@swissyode]

Who's a silly ponie? Who is? You is Confusion Na n'ikuku!

[@wtf_is_this_handle_shit]

HEY GUYS, SCARCE HERE

[@GuyNamedBarry]

The Beatles : nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Google : *NAHM RAM XI MAI COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON COTTON STORE*

[@not_that_creative6507]

Na na na(na na na na na na na

[@calmdownbuckaroo9019]

Hah-

[@saltyavocado1785]

My name is kide

[@merp9840]

original: "My Little Pony" translate: *MEHRI AL-SAGHIR*

[@user-hn5ve5gk3e]

*_EaT mEaT_*

[@cf5765]

The Queen has been stopped.

[@InwardBisonYT]

I couldn't fucking breathe through half of this.

[@dreampoweredproductions4650]

I lost it at “I DO NOT GIVE A HELL, GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD”

[@omernavaid4712]

It's at 69 likes, I don't want to ruin it

[@furryslayer6920]

imagine eminem singing that

[@darkfyre9597]

@@furryslayer6920 Im sure he would though

[@Zkankhunt]

I need a mug with that

[@toaster9922]

“slim shady has a basic head” i’m gonna start using that as an insult

[@arian6346]

Brother has asthma and after watching this he has gone real quite, hes having some deep thinking moment Edit: help he zoned out for 45 minutes without moving, he really likes it!

[@breadlord6698]

I think he's dead.

[@yellobanana6456]

I think it’s hilarious that every instance of “My little pony” was turned into some variation of small horse (close enough) except for the final one which was “Mehri al-Saghir” for no reason

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

*I DO NOT GIVE A HELL, GOD HAS PLUNGED ME INTO THE WORLD* Mood

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Mood

[@bp2159]

We *NEED* another one We *DEMAND* another one

[@ToibiDoesStuff]

There's a KZbinr called Translator Fails who does a ton of these!

[@vonnie0_0]

8:55 Oh no...

[@Aurora_Animates]

monkaW

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

Yep, didn't age well :/ (although I suppose it was inevitably going to age poorly at some point)

[@dreamerfrostbite2066]

God has now finally saved us from that luxurious beauty.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Hey how’s it going?

[@randolfducanes1028]

Yeah

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

we're finally free of the parasite in chief in her idiot hat

[@joshslater2426]

And now we’re all sad. Google translate killed the Queen. :(

[@internalforce]

Calcium dream Calcium Dream CALCIUM Dream *CALCIUM DREAM*

[@glorbshlanky5041]

*jerk him of softly*

[@helenc1214]

*_C A L C I U M D R E A M_*

[@lostsouls1919]

@@glorbshlanky5041 DAMN you beat me to it :(

[@cashhhmere]

*First born monster*

[@scottpilgrimvsmywallet]

A true red hot chili peppers song, calcium dream.

[@patch2932]

11:14 Yes, my favorite ponies: *Scarcity, Confusion, and of course, Na N'ikuku*

[@calliecorn]

You forgot *A Nighttime glow*

[@semi-automaticdooropened9007]

I love mehri al-saghir

[@calliecorn]

@@semi-automaticdooropened9007 same :)

[@patch2932]

God forbid we forget *A Nighttime glow.*

[@jeremiahjohns5258]

Bronnies have corrupted the my little pony universe and they've now become demonic steeds on par with the mounts of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

[@breadlord6698]

David's laugh sounds like every emotion at the same time.

[@jerryli6737]

Petition to make a full version of google translated 'God save the queen' and change the present 'God save the queen' with that

[@nyeeeeeee9346]

Jerry Li The current anthem *must be stopped*

[@andrejstojanovic5455]

signed

[@Benisnaisu]

F I R S T B O R N M O N S T E R J E R K H I M O F F S O F T L Y I could not breathe anymore, good video.

[@yeetith_the_beet7721]

Ben is a hoe R.I.P

[@txmwxl]

Need stick

[@Manser2000]

bitches love sticks

[@Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One]

CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM CALCIUM DREAM

[@JungleShutterbug]

8:55 Wow, that aged well.

[@Sign_E]

The fact that google managed to translate “glorious” to “burgers”

[@j0JP]

" *_ＮＡＨＭ ＲＡＭ ＸＩ ＭＡＩ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＣＯＴＴＯＮ ＳＴＯＲＥ_* "

[@acericafort8836]

Ooooohhh 69 likes😩

[@misterdinner3648]

*M E H R I A L - S A G H I R*

[@TheIndogamer]

@@misterdinner3648 We belong to him.