Gordon makes Lobster and Aioli with Jeremy Clarkson - The F Word

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The F Word

The F Word

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@giveitarub7215
@giveitarub7215 9 жыл бұрын
"And did you want the egg separated from the shell as well?" Classic Clarkson
@jrsharker23
@jrsharker23 6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Gordon to yell "CLARKSOOOOOOOON!"
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@meshuge
@meshuge 4 жыл бұрын
"And on that bombshell, it's time to end"
@KingofFray
@KingofFray 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to beat the egg with a hammer
@BrightSpark
@BrightSpark 4 жыл бұрын
"I NEVER TOOK THAT OUT!"
@ericcartman8694
@ericcartman8694 4 жыл бұрын
Probably the first time Gordon hasn’t dominated the room.
@HWNWOWN
@HWNWOWN 4 жыл бұрын
🤣true
@BiggusNickus
@BiggusNickus 4 жыл бұрын
I mean Gordon Ramsay is already quite tall, so Jeremy must be a giant.
@youwot2430
@youwot2430 4 жыл бұрын
@Nick clarkson is 6 foot 5 i believe
@Netcode-
@Netcode- 4 жыл бұрын
@@youwot2430 my stepdad who is barely 5ft 5 (bless him lmao) met Clarkson in a pub down in London a few years ago. He said to me that Clarkson's belt on his jeans was practically head level to my stepdads face lmfao.
@happyface96
@happyface96 4 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is 196cm, taller than Van Dijk. Ramsay is 188cm which is taller thsn Ronaldo.
@BillyBob-vk8du
@BillyBob-vk8du 8 жыл бұрын
"Rooney?" "...We don't have a chicken that stupid." Classic Hilarious Line.
@TheGingerPaint
@TheGingerPaint 7 жыл бұрын
Billy Bob I know right, best moment of the vid
@gameking4984
@gameking4984 6 жыл бұрын
Billy Bob Classic clarkson
@xvenomxreap3rx
@xvenomxreap3rx 5 жыл бұрын
I was drinking my cola when he said that.. I had it come back out through my nose 😂
@mattsmith87
@mattsmith87 5 жыл бұрын
Except that as a footballer, Rooney was world class and as a journalist Clarkeson is the equivalent of Sunday Pub League.
@RevJamesCostello
@RevJamesCostello 5 жыл бұрын
I know it’s popular to mock Rooney as dim, but I always found he comes across as quite intelligent.
@ivanvonmayer1
@ivanvonmayer1 4 жыл бұрын
The look on Jeremy’s face when he realised he’d been eating shit for years 😂
@GranTruismo4head
@GranTruismo4head 4 жыл бұрын
Game Things he’s full of shit
@setsers1
@setsers1 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@dan-5678
@dan-5678 3 жыл бұрын
And of course Gordon Ramsay's reaction I guess you could call a... Shit eating grin
@kavinsp
@kavinsp 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes his genius doesn't work
@titusmccarthy
@titusmccarthy 3 жыл бұрын
He's full of shit and a known fascist.
@benjimanfranco463
@benjimanfranco463 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jeremy is the one person Gordon is scared of 😂
@JKA-vj9mh
@JKA-vj9mh 7 жыл бұрын
Benjiman Franco lol
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 6 жыл бұрын
And vice versa.
@noyam9232
@noyam9232 6 жыл бұрын
Lol that was I was thinking 😂
@gongzejeffreyzhao4454
@gongzejeffreyzhao4454 6 жыл бұрын
There you go, 666 likes now. lol
@miroso6625
@miroso6625 6 жыл бұрын
it's not fear, that's called respect my friend. Master of entertainment, Jeremy Clarkson.
@termitorules
@termitorules 10 жыл бұрын
why the hell does these two not have a cooking show on tv... i mean dammit it would be funny as hell
@T0BBi94
@T0BBi94 9 жыл бұрын
I bet Jeremy whould be screaming "Thats stuupiid!" and turn up all the stoves yelling "Poooower!"
@Megadriver
@Megadriver 9 жыл бұрын
T0BBi94 I'd pay to watch that XD
@andaisofly
@andaisofly 9 жыл бұрын
termitorules now that he's off top gear they should totally do it! i'd watch. my two favorite people in the world in one show
@heywatchme101
@heywatchme101 9 жыл бұрын
termitorules now that Clarkson is fired why not Gordon can hire him as a chef
@somebody5332
@somebody5332 9 жыл бұрын
AxeFire They're gonna get a new show within a few weeks according to Clarkson
@mickeymanson5681
@mickeymanson5681 4 жыл бұрын
Gordon kills the lobster: Jeremy: Oh No! Anyway...
@carter2007
@carter2007 4 жыл бұрын
So does that mean he’s not coming on then?
@p.f.886
@p.f.886 4 жыл бұрын
@@carter2007 well James, he got a knife through his head and then got tossed into hot boiling water to slowly cook alive. So it's no, he's not coming on.
@ryanmccaffery9027
@ryanmccaffery9027 4 жыл бұрын
The Dacia Sandero is back...
@BManYT22
@BManYT22 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmccaffery9027 GREAT Now I found a puddle
@ryanmccaffery9027
@ryanmccaffery9027 3 жыл бұрын
@@BManYT22 I've got a new picture!! Great, moving on
@centrix2274
@centrix2274 5 жыл бұрын
''This instantly kills them'' *proceeds to cut lobsters head in half*
@invictuscrown4026
@invictuscrown4026 5 жыл бұрын
That scared me
@skoll_2024
@skoll_2024 4 жыл бұрын
It’ll do it.
@muazqamar
@muazqamar 4 жыл бұрын
Hence the instant death
@alghoulaj7172
@alghoulaj7172 4 жыл бұрын
More humane than throwing it into the boiling water. Much less agonizing. Killing any animal should be either for self-defense, or for food. And the humane way to kill is as fast and as painless as possible. I mean, cruelty toward animals is... Just distasteful.
@alghoulaj7172
@alghoulaj7172 4 жыл бұрын
@@invictuscrown4026 You shouldn't be. It beats boiling it alive any time. Gordon kill it the right way : Humanely.
@Rocket-qg5jw
@Rocket-qg5jw 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is the only person who can mock Gordon Ramsay and make him laugh about it 😂
@schlobster3929
@schlobster3929 4 жыл бұрын
*Ricky Gervais
@arjenh7214
@arjenh7214 3 жыл бұрын
"You disappoint me, Ramsay" - James May
@amberanime
@amberanime 3 жыл бұрын
@@arjenh7214 There is just something about the top gear crew that would allow them to get away with shit you would not let others get away with.
@MexxProtect
@MexxProtect Жыл бұрын
Marco pierre white on the other hand is the only one to mock Gordon and make him cry
@foodreviewswithfinners
@foodreviewswithfinners Жыл бұрын
@@MexxProtecthe didnt make gordon cry , it was gordons choice to cry
@aluisious
@aluisious 8 жыл бұрын
"This instantly kills them." Uhhhhh...yeah, it looks like it would.
@Jaeger460
@Jaeger460 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck if it didn't I'd be more concerned
@pookz3067
@pookz3067 8 жыл бұрын
It actually doesn't. Lobsters don't have a centralized brain like humans; rather they operate on several decentralized nerve bundles. It is very easy to not completely kill them by stabbing them in the head.
@Hopesedge
@Hopesedge 8 жыл бұрын
Even still assuming their consciousness is similar to a humans they wouldn't feel anything after having their brain ripped in two.
@theemeraldhour
@theemeraldhour 8 жыл бұрын
Literally the entire point that Grthendick was making is that you AREN'T ripping their brain in two by doing that, because their brain is not located there. It is located in various places along its back and very capable of feeling still.
@itsblitz7556
@itsblitz7556 8 жыл бұрын
Emerald Druid actually fish crabs and lobsters can't feel pain there have been many study's that have proven that they don't have the nerves in there body to feel pain
@nonstopgarbage997
@nonstopgarbage997 9 жыл бұрын
A minute of silence to all those that have eaten the shit sac. Me included. RIP.
@titusmccarthy
@titusmccarthy 9 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson *IS* a shit sac.
@Lacanzonedelpadre
@Lacanzonedelpadre 9 жыл бұрын
Titus McCarthy because you are a vegetarian, or an environ-mental, or even french.
@Lacanzonedelpadre
@Lacanzonedelpadre 9 жыл бұрын
Titus McCarthy racism is something different, is not some gag in a tv show. Clarkson mocked those who are politically correct beyond the common sense. That's it.
@olisk-jy9rz
@olisk-jy9rz 9 жыл бұрын
Titus McCarthy Ah so you simply have an inferiority complex
@blackie75
@blackie75 9 жыл бұрын
Titus McCarthy agreed
@el.big_conq4642
@el.big_conq4642 4 жыл бұрын
“Avengers Endgame Is the most ambitious crossover yet” Gordon and Jeremy: Are we a joke to you?
@schizoidvalentine
@schizoidvalentine 4 жыл бұрын
Your mom and me is the ambitious crossover ever
@Whaterman1
@Whaterman1 4 жыл бұрын
@@schizoidvalentine oWneD
@_su0p
@_su0p 4 жыл бұрын
@@schizoidvalentine say that to your new sister
@abrahamwashington1
@abrahamwashington1 4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough I do think this "superhero movie" dominance is about to end.i think pretty soon almost everyone is just going to be over them personally
@itadapeeza8559
@itadapeeza8559 3 жыл бұрын
@@abrahamwashington1 hopefully
@nou2093
@nou2093 8 жыл бұрын
I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT! I've EATEN THAT so many times...
@ianutube22
@ianutube22 8 жыл бұрын
regarding what? I missed that part :/
@ClothyCentral
@ClothyCentral 8 жыл бұрын
the shitsac 1:58
@lancerd4934
@lancerd4934 8 жыл бұрын
well you are what you eat...
@meteor1945
@meteor1945 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@anonymemesracing2647
@anonymemesracing2647 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha I've known my whole life
@voltwrecker4596
@voltwrecker4596 7 жыл бұрын
"And do you want it separated from the shell as well?" I swear if these two had a cooking show together it would make millions.
@TheInsideVision
@TheInsideVision 4 жыл бұрын
“I am full of shit” -Jeremy Clarkson
@cullermann2
@cullermann2 3 жыл бұрын
And not surprising at all
@Simone-Bucn
@Simone-Bucn 10 ай бұрын
Most (ie: ONLY) accurate thing he's ever said.
@zeroelevens4957
@zeroelevens4957 5 жыл бұрын
I love the contrast between Gordon with kids and Gordon with adults
@bottleofshime
@bottleofshime 5 жыл бұрын
You should see the shows.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, goes to show that Gordon's actually a pretty nice guy at heart
@RenegadeShepTheSpacer
@RenegadeShepTheSpacer Жыл бұрын
Gordon is usually great with adults as well. Look at how he interacts with restaurant staff in Kitchen Nightmares and the chefs in Hell's Kitchen outside of dinner service. He's a great guy. He's just very intense during service because he cares about customers and standards. It's his reputation on the line, after all.
@EvLSpectre
@EvLSpectre Жыл бұрын
​@@RenegadeShepTheSpacerYepp. It's just the American editing. On his guest appearances he's always been very helpful and trying to guide but not always directly telling what the cooks and chefs in training and early career to do.
@turtlboi2217
@turtlboi2217 Жыл бұрын
Hes only really “mean” in kitchen nightmares and hells kitchen when he gets into screaming matches and/or dishes out some epic roasts but usually the person in question did something to deserve getting yelled at
@kaiartikkas
@kaiartikkas 8 жыл бұрын
the fact that jeremy clarkson exists, makes me happy.
@JackTalyorD
@JackTalyorD 4 жыл бұрын
He's a tyrannosaurus rex with hand and some how learn to drive a car what's not to love
@JackTalyorD
@JackTalyorD 4 жыл бұрын
Either that or someone shaved a grizzly bear.
@MikhaelAhava
@MikhaelAhava 4 жыл бұрын
@JackTalyorD I thought he was an orangutan?
@JackTalyorD
@JackTalyorD 4 жыл бұрын
@@MikhaelAhava orangutan have more sense then that. I would probably go with baboon.
@frankh2811
@frankh2811 4 жыл бұрын
“Running it under cold water is the worst thing you can do to a lobster”. Getting stabbed in the head is no walk in the park.
@jmp_fr
@jmp_fr 4 жыл бұрын
*I've never take that oUUUUUUUT* That, that, unfortunately- *I'VE eATEN tHAT*
@setsers1
@setsers1 4 жыл бұрын
OUCH
@howeyyadoing9070
@howeyyadoing9070 4 жыл бұрын
*I’VE EATEN THAT so many* tiiimes
@ImAgentK
@ImAgentK 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't even tried lobster nor crab
@erty2389
@erty2389 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImAgentK poor guy
@TomatrontheOne
@TomatrontheOne 5 жыл бұрын
Marvel-Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history. F Word-hold my beer.
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Ha
@kursk_kuku141
@kursk_kuku141 5 жыл бұрын
Lol! Five star chef and famous car enthusiasts/driver? YES!
@spongebobsquarepants5253
@spongebobsquarepants5253 8 жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite people ever in one video
@zhbroder
@zhbroder 6 жыл бұрын
huge praise from spongebob
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
YOO
@aleksandra4702
@aleksandra4702 8 жыл бұрын
1:25 its weird that the gordon we all know and love (the scary yelling one) can look so innocent with a huge smile
@fishingislife3818
@fishingislife3818 8 жыл бұрын
he sound evil lol
@TS_Mind_Swept
@TS_Mind_Swept 8 жыл бұрын
He only gets to yelling when people are screwing up all over the place, but then again, wouldn't you? I know I would
@TheUnstableThinker
@TheUnstableThinker 7 жыл бұрын
He's mainly like that for his American audience, since that's what they want from a TV Chef.
@vlogzzierandomer
@vlogzzierandomer 5 жыл бұрын
Never even swore
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@TheMostFreshM3M3
@TheMostFreshM3M3 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you want it separated from the shell as well?"
@simplic8939
@simplic8939 4 жыл бұрын
Why does it feel like mr. Ramsay over here is tense and stressed around Jeremy?
@fouzaialaa7962
@fouzaialaa7962 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is the only guy that scares Gorden !!
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 4 жыл бұрын
He isnt lmao
@Shyniex339
@Shyniex339 4 жыл бұрын
fouzai alaa its called respect.
@hazardous401
@hazardous401 4 жыл бұрын
You should see him around Ricky Gervais
@trevorphilips2947
@trevorphilips2947 4 жыл бұрын
Dude just chop Jeremy neck if he wants to. He is a black belt for karate.
@garryoak
@garryoak 8 жыл бұрын
I used to fish lobster but I only got to lvl 89 cooking and quit.
@iare19
@iare19 8 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@Castdeath
@Castdeath 8 жыл бұрын
GARRY OAK fire pls
@tomridesbmx123
@tomridesbmx123 7 жыл бұрын
GARRY OAK This is the last place I expected to find a runescape meme, we salute you sir
@Justinlifts365
@Justinlifts365 7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@WayStedYou
@WayStedYou 7 жыл бұрын
GARRY OAK r/unexpectedrunescape
@sirpngwnz111
@sirpngwnz111 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus. Gordon's laugh is the most kind, genuinely good-hearted laugh ever.
@MrTerrytheturtle
@MrTerrytheturtle 7 жыл бұрын
Started dying when clarkson said “ ive never taken that out, I’ve eaten that soooooo many times” 😂😂😂😂😂
@DanDownunda8888
@DanDownunda8888 3 жыл бұрын
You have a creature that you've just killed and removed the lower 2/3 rds and have rinsed off the guts and internal organs and then you find that you have a small, elongated sac running along the rest of the creature to its tail that contains some 'mysterious' dark substance. For fuck's sake, what else is it going to be Jeremy?!?! I worked that out for myself when I was about 5 years old, peeling a bucket of prawns at the beach. Of course, if you've had a few beers first you don't really mind. :)
@Snookbone
@Snookbone 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@VeI_2.0
@VeI_2.0 11 ай бұрын
Ok
@SphireUK
@SphireUK 4 жыл бұрын
0:13 I like the way he explains he’s going to cook the lobster to his family like he’s expecting a “yes chef!” response 😂
@DeinosDinos
@DeinosDinos 10 жыл бұрын
Two of Britain's most wrinkled human beings in one video. Fabulous.
@max16
@max16 10 жыл бұрын
***** and cooked food on the engine block while doing it.
@user-cs5jl5ez6j
@user-cs5jl5ez6j 7 жыл бұрын
Maurice K the queen
@dessey8086
@dessey8086 8 жыл бұрын
Seeing these two British TV hot heads act civil around each other is strange but satisfying
@TheIrishEnigma
@TheIrishEnigma 10 жыл бұрын
They seriously need to bring back The F Word, it's seriously one of the best food related programs ever made.
@SanderVanierschot
@SanderVanierschot 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy was thinking: How can I start drinking beer now and don't get arguments about drinking early! Hmmm let's get a big spoon with the other yellow stuff!". Brilliant.
@Lunaaarism
@Lunaaarism 4 жыл бұрын
sometimes my genius is quite frightening
@Sullendust
@Sullendust 9 жыл бұрын
I'VE NEVER TAKEN DAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
@MooshieGaming
@MooshieGaming 7 жыл бұрын
Sullendust I’ve eaten it... it doesn’t really gross me out cause its mainly just digested algae.
@thatguydexter620
@thatguydexter620 8 жыл бұрын
GORDON : "You have a chicken named rooney too?" Jeremy : "We don't have a chicken that stupid"
@happyboy2518
@happyboy2518 9 жыл бұрын
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't fucking cook it!" - Gordon Ramsay
@crashpal
@crashpal 9 жыл бұрын
+Ditoswaq〃 "Because it's RAAAAAAWWWW!!!!"
@Lee2k4
@Lee2k4 9 жыл бұрын
+crashpal where's the lamb sauce!
@crashpal
@crashpal 9 жыл бұрын
Phil Williams "It is ROTTENNN you donkey"
@rohanchaturvedi7160
@rohanchaturvedi7160 9 жыл бұрын
+crashpal "STOP! All of you! Come here!!"
@crashpal
@crashpal 9 жыл бұрын
Rohan Chaturvedi taste it!! taste it!!! taste it!!! Touch that!!! What is that?!? What is that?!?
@DIGVIJAY1010
@DIGVIJAY1010 4 жыл бұрын
kills lobster 1 minute later "the worst thing you could to a lobster is run it under a tap"
@CrImSoN1708
@CrImSoN1708 8 жыл бұрын
"We don't have a chicken that stupid - & would you like them (the eggs) separated from the shell as well?" Holy laugh attack batman
@frankcastle9691
@frankcastle9691 8 жыл бұрын
that and "well if you want to waste time stabbing it in the head you go right ahead."
@222MovieMan
@222MovieMan 8 жыл бұрын
CrImSoN1708 I laughed when they filmed the yolk and the shells together and he was like "Separate them?"
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Lel
@PoweredByFlow
@PoweredByFlow 9 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay laughing? I bet his cheeks hurted really bad after this.
@markarias8735
@markarias8735 9 жыл бұрын
PoweredByFlow i get your joke. it's quite sad people think ramsay has a bad temper actually he's a pretty cool guy
@PoweredByFlow
@PoweredByFlow 9 жыл бұрын
Mark Arias Well, thats how we see him on TV all the time, so i guess there is a reason for that.
@markarias8735
@markarias8735 9 жыл бұрын
PoweredByFlow audience?
@lukebomber
@lukebomber 7 жыл бұрын
well in kitchen nightmares he is down to earth and kind to those who are victims of the tragedy and he is telling the truth but he doesnt want ANYONE telling him he's wrong (because mainly he never is ) In hells kitchen they are competting to be the best chef, but its still his standards! He says himself the best way is pushing them to the limits. He is giving away such a huge price he has to give it to someone that deserves it.
@kathymurphy6683
@kathymurphy6683 9 жыл бұрын
Wonderful to watch 2 of my favorites at once! I just adore Jeremy. I still watch repeats of Top Gear! And I watch EVERY show of Gordon's!
@MrForza98
@MrForza98 9 жыл бұрын
Sadly no new episodes:(
@kathymurphy6683
@kathymurphy6683 9 жыл бұрын
It would be wonderful if someone found a stack of unreleased videos. They were so WONDERFUL, no one who ever watched them could possibly not laugh at their antics!
@kathymurphy6683
@kathymurphy6683 9 жыл бұрын
Do you have a link to the video series?
@eivindludviksen6478
@eivindludviksen6478 9 жыл бұрын
Kathy Murphy his new show with Netflix is gonna be epic though!
@kathymurphy6683
@kathymurphy6683 9 жыл бұрын
Netflix and I will be reconnecting! Can't wait!
@larkalfen9510
@larkalfen9510 5 жыл бұрын
The legends of tottaly different shows together We ascended to higher levels of evolution
@samsolitaryroll
@samsolitaryroll 10 жыл бұрын
Clarkson : "I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT!! I'VE EATEN THAT SO MANY TIMES!" I hurt my stomach laughing...
@HS0Rare
@HS0Rare 9 жыл бұрын
Im so glad he killed it before boiling it. I've seen so many chefs just boil it alive.
@leviathanjtv3830
@leviathanjtv3830 9 жыл бұрын
Boiling it kills it so...
@johnricherd
@johnricherd 9 жыл бұрын
+Leviathan JTV being boiled is painful so..........
@0moroccan4alld4y0
@0moroccan4alld4y0 9 жыл бұрын
+William Lu i'd rather ride a pink unicorn to heaven and eat toffee apples all day.
@leviathanjtv3830
@leviathanjtv3830 9 жыл бұрын
+johnricherd Being stabbed isn't painful?
@xmagma9908
@xmagma9908 9 жыл бұрын
+Leviathan JTV if you stab a lobster they instantly die
@bakerXderek
@bakerXderek 10 жыл бұрын
Now i'm wondering how much lobster shit i've eaten in my life
@SuperMichgirl
@SuperMichgirl 10 жыл бұрын
Haha you made me laugh!
@SuperMichgirl
@SuperMichgirl 10 жыл бұрын
Btw nice profile pic is it yours?
@bakerXderek
@bakerXderek 10 жыл бұрын
Michaëla Berding Yes, I have hundreds of videos riding it lol
@SuperMichgirl
@SuperMichgirl 10 жыл бұрын
bakerXderek Cool i'll check them out if you like
@belugawhale6539
@belugawhale6539 10 жыл бұрын
lobster shit and prawn shit....i've eaten shit loads
@kenta326
@kenta326 5 жыл бұрын
clarkson : *put gasoline instead of olive oil
@SJshark90
@SJshark90 5 жыл бұрын
motor oil*
@Zak-ob5ze
@Zak-ob5ze 4 жыл бұрын
*petrol
@jhplayz298
@jhplayz298 4 жыл бұрын
Pee
@Rico_71
@Rico_71 4 жыл бұрын
Bovril*
@kenta326
@kenta326 4 жыл бұрын
*olivol
@Bunny-zg4hd
@Bunny-zg4hd 8 жыл бұрын
Is it bad I kept replaying Gordon stabbing a lobster?
@sebastianhult9765
@sebastianhult9765 8 жыл бұрын
I did that too.
@Luke50041
@Luke50041 8 жыл бұрын
+Sebastian Hult Same.
@Kinorian1212
@Kinorian1212 8 жыл бұрын
All 3 of you should be concerned then
@jprm1700
@jprm1700 8 жыл бұрын
Same! hahaha
@reptileadventures3504
@reptileadventures3504 8 жыл бұрын
i dont know man i do to
@DustinPlatt
@DustinPlatt 8 жыл бұрын
POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!
@murikaicoments5847
@murikaicoments5847 8 жыл бұрын
Sssssppppeeeeeeeddddddd
@sparky10142
@sparky10142 8 жыл бұрын
HAMMOND!!!
@boktorinator693
@boktorinator693 8 жыл бұрын
+sparky10142 JAAAAAAMES
@Bask3tballTrickSh0ts
@Bask3tballTrickSh0ts 8 жыл бұрын
Ppeeennnisss
@sebastiansalum4423
@sebastiansalum4423 8 жыл бұрын
ROTTTTTENNNNNNN!
@largol33t1
@largol33t1 9 жыл бұрын
I know Clarkson was hired back but if he had been out of a job, I know what to do: the Gordon and Jeremy cooking show!! Ramsay screaming the F-word while Jezza keeps trying to do everything his way and to hell with what Ramsay says! It would attract a lot of viewers. I'd get up a 1 am to watch these two fighting in a restaurant!!
@joelyboyblue
@joelyboyblue 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@manictiger
@manictiger 8 жыл бұрын
+largol33t1 Redline Cooking. Jeremy tries to beat lap times while Gordon tries to cook in the car.
@thomasgladwell435
@thomasgladwell435 8 жыл бұрын
+largol33t1 why has no one else thought of this??????? THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE BBC
@artemnoelgames
@artemnoelgames 8 жыл бұрын
I go to sleep at 2:30 am XD
@DEC19775
@DEC19775 8 жыл бұрын
Who is Jeremy Clarkson working for now?
@camarocharger8180
@camarocharger8180 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommendations be like 2010 ❌ 2011 ❌ 2012 ❌ 2013 ❌ 2014 ❌ 2015 ❌ 2016 ❌ 2017 ❌ 2018 ❌ 2019 ❌ 2020 : Yes now is the perfect time to pop this video into their feed.
@danboah2501
@danboah2501 4 жыл бұрын
Been popping in for years
@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328
@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328 4 жыл бұрын
And someone asked? Interesting.
@jiazhiwu
@jiazhiwu 4 жыл бұрын
Very original dickhead
@JackTalyorD
@JackTalyorD 4 жыл бұрын
I know why have I never seen this. That is a single greatest 3 minutes of my life. I would say my first head jobs was that awesome but it only lasted 60seconds and I got cum up my noises
@keiztrat9109
@keiztrat9109 4 жыл бұрын
It keeps popping every year. What do you mean?
@goldenarmy1926
@goldenarmy1926 8 жыл бұрын
Two of the best BBC people to watch doing something everyone loves!
@sagew7377
@sagew7377 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely my favorite British duo. They need their own show!
@danrobsilva
@danrobsilva 5 жыл бұрын
They should do their own version of Oz and James drink to Britain.
@BabaTym_
@BabaTym_ 8 жыл бұрын
My favorite two English-Men!
@drorbazer7531
@drorbazer7531 8 жыл бұрын
Gordon is actually Scottish
@BabaTym_
@BabaTym_ 8 жыл бұрын
+Dror Bazer shh... I knew that... Didn't think anyone would notice
@Tyrone696
@Tyrone696 8 жыл бұрын
+Dror Bazer Had to kill it didn't you -.-
@Harpazo_to_Yeshua
@Harpazo_to_Yeshua 8 жыл бұрын
I noticed and I'm from the US. :P
@gunjeetsingh90
@gunjeetsingh90 8 жыл бұрын
Gordon is scottish
@spongeb27
@spongeb27 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy has definitely been rinsing his lobsters under the tap
@SuperCompany007
@SuperCompany007 8 жыл бұрын
Yes because all of us use Saffron and Lobster for a nice and quick sunday lunch...
@Aisterix
@Aisterix 8 жыл бұрын
Neither of those things are particularly hard to get...
@jonas_security_kolinski
@jonas_security_kolinski 8 жыл бұрын
They're not even expensive anymore
@busterlykken8111
@busterlykken8111 8 жыл бұрын
+Maël Wyssbrod yeah it is
@DibbzTheLoner
@DibbzTheLoner 8 жыл бұрын
+Maël Wyssbrod Saffron is up to US$310 per ounce / US$550 per 50 grams. Not expensive my fucking arse.
@jonas_security_kolinski
@jonas_security_kolinski 8 жыл бұрын
***** WTF....Why would you need 50 fucking grams xD When you cook Risotto, as an example, you need 200mg of Safran...In my country(Switzerland), that costs about 2$. And you can buy a cheap Lobster, of not the best quality for about 35$. Sure, if you want handfished high-class Lobsters, they are almost 100$/Kg, but you can take every ingredient and take the expensive high-class version of it.
@ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
@ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 Classic Clarkson solution. Taste something too strong? Wash it up with a beer!
@DarkZork9590
@DarkZork9590 9 жыл бұрын
gordon ramsey looks so submissive when hes with clarkson
@zhbroder
@zhbroder 6 жыл бұрын
i think it's more to do with them actually being friends and gordon sorta letting his guard down. also clarkson is a legend so gordon acts accordingly. gordon is almost always out of context and the man in charge. this is a good example of two men of that role getting along. great stuff.
@patrickm5217
@patrickm5217 6 жыл бұрын
nah I think he has a crush on him /s
@falagarius
@falagarius 6 жыл бұрын
Well they are in Clarkson's house, right?
@cocainelsdxtc
@cocainelsdxtc 5 жыл бұрын
on the f word he's not submissive to celebrity's he was calling this guy a cheating focker it wasn't aggressive but he wasn't submissive
@frederickglass1583
@frederickglass1583 5 жыл бұрын
Gordon is VERY laid back outside of Hell's Kitchen and his other shows....remember, he's a dad as well as a celebrity chef
@josephstalin7654
@josephstalin7654 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the first time that gordon laughed and smiled so much in a video
@rousseau327
@rousseau327 10 жыл бұрын
If you're a vegetarian and/or against killing animals...why the hell are you watching this video in the first place?
@Zacho789
@Zacho789 10 жыл бұрын
They probably blurred out everything but aioli
@youtubasoarus
@youtubasoarus 10 жыл бұрын
Because they're starving!
@kralkatorrik34
@kralkatorrik34 10 жыл бұрын
Just like every single vegetarian i know - they just want to let people know they are vegetarian. I don't know any vegetarian who didn't tell me about his eating habits after more than 5 minutes after introducing. Then they just want to tell you that you are horrible person cos you kill animals. People are fucked up.
@Shinjor
@Shinjor 10 жыл бұрын
same reason there's always a discussion about religion on scientific documentaries
@Cryptik1912
@Cryptik1912 9 жыл бұрын
they want to bitch about something.
@jludwig5374
@jludwig5374 3 жыл бұрын
I would pay to watch an entire series/movie with just these two doing life together.
@joshkeene8457
@joshkeene8457 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve eaaaten THAT sooo many tiiiiiimes”
@murderouscinnamonrolln5349
@murderouscinnamonrolln5349 4 жыл бұрын
One of the rarest moments where we see Gordon not angry the slightest bit, moreover happy which is *SO wholesome*
@Vr4z1el
@Vr4z1el 10 жыл бұрын
Huge respect to gordan ramsey for killing the lobster first before boiling it. That says a lot about him right there.
@SandraLovesSun
@SandraLovesSun 5 жыл бұрын
It's how all pro chefs do it.
@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469
@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 5 жыл бұрын
Lobster hasn’t developed the nerves to feel pain
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@setsers1
@setsers1 5 жыл бұрын
@@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 probably
@sniper-fd5ug
@sniper-fd5ug 5 жыл бұрын
Privacy Violated eh I have seen him many times just put it in there without killing it....and tbh it’s not a big deal either way
@LochMorar
@LochMorar 5 жыл бұрын
I've just added "cat's arsehole" to my vocabulary.
@keatonsmith5669
@keatonsmith5669 10 жыл бұрын
Did you find any dinner tonight? No, but here's a giant sea scorpion: will that do?
@MrVinny333
@MrVinny333 9 жыл бұрын
Fuck, I know right? I find crustaceans absolutely disgusting... Crabs looks like giant sea ticks eewwwwww
@keatonsmith5669
@keatonsmith5669 9 жыл бұрын
They're just big ocean bugs! I always say, Imagine if people just ate tarantulas or cockroaches. It's the same thing.
@keatonsmith5669
@keatonsmith5669 9 жыл бұрын
But not all over the world. It's not a commodity down the street.
@keatonsmith5669
@keatonsmith5669 9 жыл бұрын
Is lobster a subject? I could go buy a lobster, but as Jim Gaffigan said, I'm not in the mood for bug meat.
@bowlcut7214
@bowlcut7214 9 жыл бұрын
Keaton Smith i ahte sea food, simply cuz it looks completly disgusting haha.. but then again, the visuals have kept me from even trying it. might be the greatest thing ever, visual opinion is just BS really, its a mental thing. its like having a good or a bad looking car, the shit still does its job you know
@DeltaCharlie-rf8yi
@DeltaCharlie-rf8yi 3 жыл бұрын
We need more Jeremy and Gordon content. Great duo
@duckman6403
@duckman6403 7 жыл бұрын
1:42 i've never seen gordon's smile so proud like that!
@KoolBreeze420
@KoolBreeze420 8 жыл бұрын
It was a refreshing scene to see Gordon laugh and carry on like that.
@BryceConn442
@BryceConn442 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen Gordan smile so much.. I feel like my life is complete
@Snookbone
@Snookbone 2 жыл бұрын
Spell his name correctly
@Matt561
@Matt561 2 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate that Gordon taught to kill the lobster before boiling it
@wqw888
@wqw888 9 жыл бұрын
0:35 rip
@seninha12321
@seninha12321 9 жыл бұрын
Teastrings no warning... guy just snaps the lobster's brain in half while it's still alive lmao
@wqw888
@wqw888 9 жыл бұрын
Seninha rip lobster
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 9 жыл бұрын
+Peter Boch yeah well as he stated: that's probably the fastest death a creature can have. definitely better than dying in boiling water as well.
@seninha12321
@seninha12321 9 жыл бұрын
Stryke Yea but he didn`t warn us though lol
@Stryke607
@Stryke607 9 жыл бұрын
Peter Boch what? do you expect him to hold a warning sign into the camera whenever he is about to kill your meal? :D Honestly, I like eating animals, but I think if you can't even watch them being killed, you should reconsider if you want to eat them that much.
@sublimechimp
@sublimechimp 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird to see them both calm and not obliterating everything in their path. It’s like they neutralize each other’s power.
@SINdrome_Covers
@SINdrome_Covers 4 жыл бұрын
“sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening”
@LouisRose-mj4sw
@LouisRose-mj4sw 10 ай бұрын
The Duo I didn't know I Needed.
@tlongworth19
@tlongworth19 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for always being humane when cooking live, I know alot of people still consider any form of killing inhumane, but as chefs we try to learn to do it as quick and painless as possible
@realpoetics
@realpoetics 11 ай бұрын
lobsters dont have a central nervous system the way humans do
@BerthuZ6
@BerthuZ6 11 ай бұрын
​@@realpoetics they still feel pain and it's been probed so many times, do more research
@spillz233
@spillz233 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy and Gordon could make for really good show
@HIKARUAUSTIN
@HIKARUAUSTIN 7 жыл бұрын
1:08 “and did you want it to separate from the shell aswelll?”
@thijmenvanbasselaere6030
@thijmenvanbasselaere6030 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarckson is by far the most amazing Englishman
@wjmcd703
@wjmcd703 7 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's face at 1:31 "Oh God, that's not gone well...."
@AndorRadnai
@AndorRadnai 3 жыл бұрын
This episode of Clarkson‘s farm looks epic!
@DonNorway
@DonNorway 10 жыл бұрын
You can really see that Ramsay enjoys talking about what he loves with other less knowlegdeable celebrities!
@bestshadow6585
@bestshadow6585 Жыл бұрын
I never would've expected to see these two in one room
@LogD69
@LogD69 8 жыл бұрын
0:37 given me goose bumps every time
@finalbossd
@finalbossd 9 жыл бұрын
I'VE EATEN THAT! IT'S ROTTENNNN!
@assistantmagus5213
@assistantmagus5213 9 жыл бұрын
ITS ROTTENNN MOHAMMED
@user-xt7zs7tn1c
@user-xt7zs7tn1c 8 жыл бұрын
LOOK, LOOOK, LOOOOK, ITS RRROOOOOOTTTTTEEEEENNNNNNNN!
@funnyahboi1601
@funnyahboi1601 8 жыл бұрын
You"ll kill sumbady
@Shorty15c4007
@Shorty15c4007 4 жыл бұрын
2:37 Lmao the way Jeremy says "No" tells me he was expecting something more extravagant when inviting a world class chef to his house. Oh...Lobster and Potatoes....xD
@alangaming2003
@alangaming2003 3 жыл бұрын
1:58 I NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT I’VE EATEN THAT so many times
@PlatypusGuitar
@PlatypusGuitar 11 жыл бұрын
Dont eat the shit sack :P
@13Psycho13
@13Psycho13 10 жыл бұрын
''I've never taken that oooout!''
@ClownsClips1
@ClownsClips1 6 жыл бұрын
0:35 “that instantly kills them” as the lobster continues to move with a knife in its head
@ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
@ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 жыл бұрын
Even if the creature itself is dead, it's nervous system can still be active in the seconds after it died. I've done a bit of fishing myself and even though one fish we caught had his head severed off it was still wriggling madly on the ground for a few moments. Been a year since you made this comment so you might already know this by now but hey, now you know if you didn't. lol.
@CodOfAges
@CodOfAges 4 жыл бұрын
And related to what @PlazmaReaper said, putting salt on a freshly killed fish can make it wiggle about too.
@ClownsClips1
@ClownsClips1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I was joking here but it was over a year ago so who knows
@xcmalvarez4
@xcmalvarez4 9 жыл бұрын
Gordon and Jeremy two very fascinating people
@donut5143
@donut5143 Жыл бұрын
cant believe this was 13 years ago...time is going by way too fast.
@courtneyclark1215
@courtneyclark1215 9 жыл бұрын
the worlds smallest violin to all the sad vegans/vegetarians out there.
@rubyinferno7578
@rubyinferno7578 9 жыл бұрын
+Courtney Clark Don't know what you're talking about. I'm vegetarian and I'm perfectly happy :P
@courtneyclark1215
@courtneyclark1215 9 жыл бұрын
Ruby Inferno Was more into reference the ones arguing on this video, but ok, I'm glad you're happy :). Have a great day
@rubyinferno7578
@rubyinferno7578 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, haha. You too! =)
@courtneyclark1215
@courtneyclark1215 8 жыл бұрын
TheSmilingSun Will do, maybe I'll eat yours too.
@Noodles_321
@Noodles_321 8 жыл бұрын
Courtney Clark Hehe !!
@VulKus117
@VulKus117 4 жыл бұрын
I want a whole show with these 2 legends
@KnozLo
@KnozLo 4 жыл бұрын
There is
@officialrpsgame
@officialrpsgame 10 жыл бұрын
"We haven't got one that stupid" haha
@chapseet
@chapseet 2 жыл бұрын
"Because they were named before Rooney and anyway we don't have a chicken that stupid..." that cracked me up like a bolt out of the blue....haven't laughed like that in a long time!!
@sirlitten5364
@sirlitten5364 8 жыл бұрын
that rooney roast omg
@AllyaComfreak
@AllyaComfreak 7 жыл бұрын
The fact that Clarkson can tell which chicken laid which egg is amazing
@Snookbone
@Snookbone 2 жыл бұрын
They're literally different colours
@Megafish117
@Megafish117 Жыл бұрын
​@Snookbone it's clarkson
@atrumluminarium
@atrumluminarium 9 жыл бұрын
A shot of the Big Ben tower and some reference to the queen and this would be the most British video on youtube
@judgeman4548
@judgeman4548 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the tea.
@kratosgow09
@kratosgow09 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Jeremy to scream "RAMSAY, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!"
@coldgie9179
@coldgie9179 9 жыл бұрын
0:35 Press X to pay respects
@maxhanlon8609
@maxhanlon8609 9 жыл бұрын
X
@nickjohn2051
@nickjohn2051 8 жыл бұрын
X
@MichaelBatmanKeaton
@MichaelBatmanKeaton 8 жыл бұрын
X
@tagged5life
@tagged5life 8 жыл бұрын
X
@kleenoffbleach1554
@kleenoffbleach1554 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@richardendresz161
@richardendresz161 5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting jeremy shouting POWER when the blender came into worl
@akex005
@akex005 6 жыл бұрын
"and did you want to seperate it from the shell as well?"
@ThePutaquemepariu1
@ThePutaquemepariu1 5 жыл бұрын
Nice conversation, witty humor and slow paced with no bullshit soundtrack. I could watch this for days.
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