Making A Smoothie Using A Blender With A V8 Engine | Top Gear

[@alpeshabhijitchowdhury6895]

Classic May. Silent throughout the whole sketch, yet delivers the best punchline

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

he only needs to observe and give us two lines "is it loud?" "I've got a name for it ... the bloody awful"

[@N5hot]

he's the Ferb of Top Gear

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

I have to agree 😆😆😆 "I got the Name for it!....... The Bloody Awful!"

[@BusterBeaton]

"pour some pussy on it!"

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@N5hot "I too feel a certain element of kebob-ism."

[@neelparmar6690]

Moments like these are why we loved the old top gear

[@んや-s7z]

420

[@79vinylmixer]

They will never make them like this again!! They wouldn't be allowed! Lol, sad world we live in now isn't it?

[@kahviholisti5021]

1:07

[@cloud4565]

Old top gear what do you mean there was only ever 1 top gear witht these 3 guys....oh your talking about the one with chris and joey from friends what i call low gear

[@unitg6645]

Ishaaq Ansar Chris Harris is the only good one. He’s incredible at his job. Only good thing on the new top gear

[@kaydensrailway5594]

I like how Hammond and May are more concerned that the beef had bones in it than the fact Clarkson threw in AN ACTUAL BRICK

[@chattyplayz129]

Its hammond and may isnt it

[@Kasmodamous]

*Extra calories*

[@Wrexywrex328]

Or that the beef is uncooked

[@LaKoeps]

@@Wrexywrex328 you can eat it raw, so that's not really an issue.

[@FurryWulfz]

@@LaKoeps You're not meant to though.

[@abloodynova7625]

I still love how the man who called it "fantastic and delicious" is the only one who didn't put The Bloody Awful in his mouth.

[@FurryWulfz]

I think he did it just didn't show it for some reason lol

[@annhentaiuser6658]

@@FurryWulfz probably puked it lol. We don't wanna have popcorns puked as well for the viewers.

[@Qvartz_Lite]

I thought we were calling it the "Back in the dustcart"

[@NeurodivergentSuperiority]

@@Qvartz_Lite or "Desperate Shag In A Skip"

[@ChristopherGray00]

@@annhentaiuser6658 this entire video is probably not something you want to eat popcorn to

[@taiwanisacountry8221]

"You can't blend old people" He's not even joking anymore he's just telling Jeremy not to do it

[@internetexplorer5286]

@Ray Allen ew

[@dopey473]

@@internetexplorer5286 we

[@k4ff347]

@@dopey473 ew

[@nighthawkarts]

1.5k likes for this dumb comment.

[@elgenerico5453]

@@k4ff347 ew

[@AskForDoodles]

I always love how casually James just starts drinking before the others are ready. And then his face goes on a whole journey, like he somehow didn't expect the five stages of grief that hit him.

[@daedrobb3414]

"the bloody awful" gets me every time

[@kayagorzan]

Lmao same

[@JetFalcon710]

3:40 Yeah, lol

[@lyonvensa]

Honestly quite a ballsy move from James lol. He knew what's in that drink, and he just immediately took a chug of it without anyone telling or asking him to.

[@lalxl]

Also I'm pretty sure it was after his appearance on Ramsay's F-word in which he ate rotten shark and didn't even blink so this smoothie must have been at least like 10 times worse lmao

[@gwen5437]

James: *Drinks a meat and bricks smoothie.* Gordon Ramsay: “I lost to this man.”

[@wonjunjung6879]

*ramsAy

[@gwen5437]

@@wonjunjung6879 Noted & edited, thanks. 👍

[@Geographus666]

"You disappoint me Ramsay!" - James May

[@muhammadnursyahmi9440]

Don't forget that James May was drunk while cooking for that challenge.

[@loljk233]

To be fair, Gordon Ramsay has tasted some pretty foul meal in his years on television, as well.

[@DesiredH]

"Is it loud?" Clearly james has never heard a v8 blender. Everyone uses it these days

[@jmt8706official]

It's the only way I make my smoothies at 3am.

[@l6323]

@@jmt8706official nah I use a v12 like the finer blend I get with it

[@DeepPlane]

@@l6323 can't wait for Devel to release the V16 smoothie blender. Edit: it'll probably be for use at larger businesses, but who says it can't be in a home kitchen?

[@cereal_dispenser]

@@l6323 I use w16 for smoother blend with less sound

[@matthijsjanse3275]

Is it loud? *points at straight piped v8*

[@RagingBadger68]

“Heard you bought a Corvette?” “Nah bro, bought a Kitchenette”

[@axxa42069]

Kitchette is better i think

[@FunkeFresh01]

this is the winner

[@TH3L3G3ND]

@@axxa42069 that'll be a machete counterpart

[@axxa42069]

@@TH3L3G3ND hmm maybe

[@samwecerinvictus]

@Markus Ellamaa No. That ruins the joke, lol.

[@digi3218]

So this is why some smoothies at the store are branded as V8.

[@bushcanesfive00]

With sugar

[@mazinmansoormohammad2006]

Nope

[@derpychicken2131]

and it explains why they taste so awful

[@Surrenitie]

@@derpychicken2131 I dunno i kinda like them

[@MondySpartan]

The V8 vegetable juice was a product of Clarkson and co. all along!

[@trojohn7032]

"So how much HP does your blender have?" A question that I never thought existed.

[@ironhorse5662]

1000 hp 2jz

[@SumgoodAsszaza]

*"you know what a dragster is.."*

[@user-df3ty8ei2u]

@@ironhorse5662 get outta here with your shit supra

[@emanueltv702]

@@ironhorse5662 7 year old

[@GldnClaw]

My Blendtec has about 3

[@sg0310]

You can hand May anything in a glass and he'll just automatically drink it

[@layonyatsu7203]

coom?

[@wall4818]

He knows he'll survive it

[@alexanderludvigsen1893]

And this is videoproof

[@yvonnemulder9038]

So funny

[@yvonnemulder9038]

@@layonyatsu7203 commentaar?

[@annialfthan7675]

I love how everyone has plugged their ears and then there's James

[@Aoredon]

Just re-watch that part with the volume on 5% and that's the scene from James' perspective

[@Ks-rp3mt]

Jamed is already an alpha, that's why the testosteterone drink didn't affect him.

[@luisangel444]

@@Ks-rp3mt He's deaf*

[@AdrianR02]

luis angel encarnacion hes death*

[@VXBAKER]

His hair works as ear muffs

[@JulianT13]

That would be a “stairlift to heaven”.

[@invisiblekincajou]

granny launcher

[@spazx8026]

Guess that’s why it’s only for old people

[@d-fresh2310]

*YEET*

[@urlkrt]

V8 zap-pelin

[@peterdinkler4950]

@@invisiblekincajou the visual that created in my head is worth both my kidneys.

[@thatguy1806]

I literally thought this was another "bottom gear" parody from the title but no it's an actual top gear episode

[@ka0sxwraith304]

“The bloody awful” copyright written all of over it 😂😂

[@WralthChardiceVideo]

Bottom gear never was a parody but more of an exaggeration of the reality of the show

[@KaladinVegapunk]

How have you not seen this it's a classic haha It's also the one tesla sued them over when they'd said it broke down, which was technically true, they just had a bad rep since back then they still poo-pooed climate change and seemed kind as clueless about it as they were bluetooth early on haha

[@thatguy1806]

@@KaladinVegapunk I'm not really an old fan of top gear, this show is OLDER THAN ME TURNS OUT, so I haven't seen it on TV I *did* see this one before but I forgot about it, and after watching all those bottom gear episodes, that was the first thing that came to mind when I opened this video

[@overpoweredsteamproduction513]

What’s the difference

[@eccentricgamer4111]

I feel like nobody on the set genuinely expected James to actually drink it, and I find that hilarious.

[@acescionti711]

Still one the best segments to ever air

[@TheHutchy01]

May's face tells me that he also didn't expect to drink it.

[@Warranty_Droid]

Hammond : "does that beef still have bones in it" Clarkson : "YESS!"

[@weirdoguy6800]

nah its BONELESS

[@thesupreme8062]

@@weirdoguy6800 🅱️oneless

[@claudedottin1312]

@@weirdoguy6800 BOOOOONNNNNEEEEEless!!!!!

[@blastoid37]

@@thesupreme8062 get your 🅱️oneless pizza

[@thesupreme8062]

@@blastoid37is it actually 🅱️onelles?

[@cleanycloth]

1:07, the best "yes" I have ever heard.

[@Firemarioflower]

+c0d3r3d Not 3:15??

[@notleks2411]

+Firemarioflower YES! *clicks other timestamp* Yes.....

[@hamstersong123]

+c0d3r3d 4:10 His mouth :DD

[@zack9660]

+c0d3r3d Or 2:07?

[@QuackSalver]

+zack9660 Just to let you guys know ... I am enjoying this aswell. lmao

[@mr.boostang2064]

a v8 cell phone charger would be kinda handy right now

[@CMDRSweeper]

stephen king Thats why the American's made the Dodge Charger :D

[@superdrummer3578]

CMDR Sweeper Best pun ever :D

[@PsihopatForRBrJohny]

+CMDR Sweeper for fucks sake! xD

[@tommytaylor2084]

Boostang S.I.C I'm tempted to buy my ex a V8 Vibrator 😂

[@bigsohc]

Why waste the money on an ex?

[@blubase06]

No one really anticipated James to ACTUALLY drink it but the dude is a comedic genius.

[@spectacularspaghetti1849]

In 10 years: *Kids flexing their 1500hp blenders*

[@19RaxR91]

Oh, this popped up in your suggestions just now too, I see?

[@AmberRathour366]

😂

[@BrevityBuzz]

"So I slapped this turbocharger on... "

[@osamabinladen824]

I use turbine jet engine. Is that cheating?

[@iNezerroth]

KZbin shills explaining for 30 minutes why are you subhuman if you don't own one.

[@dustysgames2694]

2:40 i love how james seems deaf, not wearing any ear protection and not even covering his ears

[@FarmYardGaming]

He's taking in the raw majesty of the V8 blender

[@dragonfist1407]

@@FarmYardGaming "RAW" majesty. Sure got that right XD

[@C345OFR]

Would go a long way to explaining why he couldn't hear Hammond and Clarkson shouting at him in the latest Grand Tour special (Sand Job) 😀 !

[@bulbusarues]

2:08 That yes sounds like Jeremy has put all his confidence and power into it, I love it

[@SharpAsABricc]

*Y E S*

[@kani75]

And he still doesnt even taste his own creation.

[@TheCommentator353]

love how may says almost nothing but absolutely OWNS this clip

[@Ki-uw9vf]

“Why do women live longer than men?” Exhibit A:

[@thealfamayl]

They have more fun

[@di3yus459]

@@thealfamayl That is true

[@paradiche8925]

Cause they don’t have dumb ideas to do

[@jasonmuscat3945]

@@paradiche8925 before you say that watch keeping up with the Kardashians

[@goofyahhuncleproductions42069]

BECAUSE WE USE V8 ENGINE BLENDERS WITH RAW MEAT IN IT!

[@racingfan372]

3:44 I think Jeremy is slightly shocked James actually drank it without being prompted

[@dextercooper3364]

Its like he was waiting for May to throwup lmao! You can tell that wasnt scripted

[@AssassinDwarf]

"Oh god! Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal" "Yes!!" This is why I loved these three in Top gear, They made it more than just your regular car show. It was hilarious!

[@RazorSharp75426]

JM : " Is it loud ? " JC : " ' Is it loud ' , James ? Yes , of course it's loud !! "

[@jeremyfong5684]

LOL

[@vaillante7667]

"Here we go!" "This is in the kichen at home, yeah?"

[@notdanmalatekfan1519]

We didn't watch it for the cars but for these three

[@slideways8022]

Not Dan Malátek fan#1 well, some of us did

[@scsutton1]

This had me on the floor for 10 minutes when it first aired. It still does now.

[@Lagmaster33]

So do they serve Bloody Awful at bars yet?

[@Reez2Knight]

You could ask XD

[@tommcglone2867]

Gary Grandy i hope so coz i want some.

[@marcustrelle4898]

Gary Grandy The Clarkson one or the Richard Richard one?

[@MrChaos500]

There’s another bloody awful known as the Esther ranston

[@HankyOtt]

Just imagine sitting in a bar and suddenly your ears get blown out because the bartender needs to rev up the V8 Corvette engine to serve some guys the "Bloody Awful"... I fucking can't breathe XD

[@Kenazzle]

"Next week - old people." "You can't blend old people." "No, a stairlift."

[@Kenazzle]

***** Hah!

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

+Kenazzle "you mean your self?"

[@babyYoda97]

Ahsan Siddiqui what ?

[@homeofthemad3044]

"Is it loud?"

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

If jeremy would say old people one of them would comment you mean yourself. hence the name of their new show the GRAND tour. as in GRAND dad.

[@ianlehman8342]

"does that beef still got bones in it?" "Yes"

[@AymanB]

"has" not "does" ... but it's ok

[@Levi-gg5ol]

Ian Lehman "Yes" should be: "Yeeeeheheheheheheh"

[@Sjwatts]

how old are you?

[@thedawkturr4481]

" Oh god. " " What? " " Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal. " " Yes. "

[@lpsp442]

Yeeeeahs.

[@Heroism4499]

"Oh God, tell me that isn't an accelerator peddle" makes me weak everytime I hear it.

[@aw2m]

I love it how James takes 20 seconds to process... whatever the hell Jeremy has put in there.

[@TheAuron32]

i love Hamsters response, "have you tried it?" "yeah!!" ya face tells a different story.

[@charliep4680]

I love the way they all have a genuine laugh when Jeremy says "I'm not sure this works". 4:15

[@sam_marley]

It’s the way James is already laughing before Jeremy has finished saying it

[@fairrodthecapacitor]

Have you heard the cursed sound before he says that? Love that part, "I'm not sure this works!"

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Jeremy: "That will put some Testies on your chest." Richard: "It's put hair on my eyeballs!"

[@flyingfloorboard4097]

Who put uranium in it!

[@baileydombroskie3046]

I nearly died laughing at that in the vid. I nearly choked myself bcuz of my laughing and I nearly shit myself when I heard it too. Now I’m fucking wheezing bcuz of it.

[@mepp4224]

@@baileydombroskie3046 I’m sure you came too, christ

[@baileydombroskie3046]

@@mepp4224 fortunately no. Thank god cuz i didnt want to have to clean cum of my bedroom floor, well sence its a shitty loose carpet after all. It aint ez to clean sand and watever off of it so cleaning cum wud be damn near impossible. I wud have to get the rug finally tore out.

[@Leboobs22]

@@baileydombroskie3046 Jesus fucking Christ lmao

[@nighthawkarts]

4:28 “you can’t blend old people” - genius

[@69420fart]

Don't give in to his lies he is a fraud of course you can blend old people *don't ask how I know you just can ok*

[@navysealinguardiantank2679]

@@69420fart hold up there

[@Danse_Macabre_125]

@@69420fart I can confirm

[@JetFalcon710]

@@69420fart Hey, hold on, man, I'm not completely sure if that's even legal

[@Panzer_Runner]

"Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal" *"Yes"*

[@not_herobrine3752]

chad

[@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU]

“Does that beef still got bones in it?” “Yes”

[@sam_marley]

Embrace Masculinity *has

[@septanos]

"Oh God don't tell me that's an accelerator pedal" *_"yes"_*

[@anonymousmobster2444]

Chad yes

[@anonymousmobster2444]

Chad yes

[@Nathan_Woods]

Chad yes

[@williamvandergrift9741]

Chad yes

[@FarmYardGaming]

Chad yes

[@mal_3157]

How did James even survive after drinking that

[@JYKDutchYT]

James is immortal he's already a relic

[@mirzaahmed6589]

He survived eating fermented shark in Iceland (Gordon Ramsay threw up).

[@Zak-ob5ze]

@@mirzaahmed6589 and a bull penis with snake vodka

[@fuse_stxr4582]

Because he’s a the only real bloke on this program

[@TheHutchy01]

You've seen his love of spam and sandwich spread, that's nothing compared to those

[@Wheagg]

1:06 "Does that beef still got bones in it" *_Cue the best "yes" I've ever heard_*

[@bassedd7620]

*This is the manliest thing I have seen on the Internet today.*

[@iamsushi1056]

it is the manliest thing you will ever see on the internet.

[@neogolwop4853]

and the most American thing I have ever seen

[@chilldeen4590]

Neogol Wop the most american and done by the british, what a crossover lol

[@sparklyqueen12]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXnKZoaAjrd7d5I

[@ollanius_papyrus80]

“A spoonful of garlic, and plenty of green onions.” “And a BRICK!”

[@drummergirl4239]

helps the medicine go down

[@KitKitChanIsaac]

B R I C C

[@zathary564]

Average british food

[@j_mcc_]

1:07 i love the way he confidently admitted the beef still had bones

[@skylinetv2778]

3:33 "no jeremeah car gad bas for helth" " 'K i have a wif"

[@ssoh61]

Jixaw reference? 😳

[@leandro88888]

*Pahhhhhhhhhhhh*

[@Bav-s30z]

Ery Noice!

[@TheForza65432Dude]

“Shut mouth hammock”

[@Bav-s30z]

@@TheForza65432Dudekok

[@jebes909090]

"we're going to have a tough time explaining to the ambulance why HE's got beef bone antlers in his head" *shows guy nervously laughing with shifty eyes*

[@theeternalnow6506]

Yeah, this felt pretty unsafe to do to be honest. That could have gone terribly wrong.

[@blank888]

@@theeternalnow6506 For science

[@UrsaFrank]

Make a V8 vibraitor and call it "You'll never see your wife again"

[@Joseph-by6pv]

Don't worry it'll just break your legs.

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

The last squirt machine

[@Malibuthe6th]

000000000 thats what the LS stands for

[@milesgillespie6665]

I call it _The hysterectomy_

[@Oxley016]

Sounds good to me, where do I get one!?!?!

[@lowkeydiegoduran4724]

2:16." Is it loud? Is it loud james of course it is loud" best line of top gear

[@cornholio329]

Old top gear the new top gear isnt the same

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

3:51 "They was working on the tires, that's all that was took."

[@alexmaggio9942]

"The bloody awful" absolutely killed me

[@milesgillespie6665]

I took it as _The bloody offal_

[@CynicalBushy]

Bottom did it first!

[@cornholio329]

I lost it when he had to hesitate and hold his finger up before giving it the name it deserves

[@koenpvr5186]

"That will put testies on your chest." "It puts hairs on my eyeballs"

[@Biowulfmedia]

Ive lost it at that point

[@lavenderfox2430]

Not only that, it probably seared them off too.

[@michaeldavis2531]

I love that line xD

[@BorisMakingTea]

I read this comment while they said this

[@vincentyzer1627]

He sounded like kermit😂

[@andregon4366]

Jeremy needs to have a part time job in Mythbusters. Just to see what would happen.

[@maximvs237]

Excellent suggestion!

[@MaxArceus]

He'd hate the americainness of the show.

[@Skidboy7]

+MaxArceus which would only make more better.

[@MaxArceus]

Not entirely sure about that

[@Skidboy7]

+MaxArceus Why not, Jeremy as we all know and love would find any opportunity to piss on the americanness of the show as discreetly as he can.

[@jt.8144]

BEEN A GREAT 22 YEARS. Thank You Top Gear and The Grand Tour. 2024.

[@IllusivePrime]

Next, the V8 tooth brush, MAAAAAN Edition.

[@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791]

Illusive Prime rips out yer teeth. REAL MANLY!

[@crispyrice9442]

Illusive Prime if thdy can make s v8 toothbrush that works and is mildly safe i will buy it, no matter the cost, unless i could make a w16 toothbrush with the money

[@connorcallan1112]

brick toothpaste

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

Rip plaque

[@ceasarsaladjesus4204]

A 0.002 l v8

[@Arxiuz2]

this entire clip is gold

[@LacyLemur]

tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume

[@FracFern32]

K, I’ll have a wiff

[@lj5732]

*W H E E Z E E E E*

[@brokenglass_au]

E r y n i c e

[@sisophon1982]

@@brokenglass_au no Jeremiah car has bas for helf

[@metaltyre4894]

@@sisophon1982 shut mouth hammock

[@killawhale8726]

There's something so satisfying about the way Jeremy says *beef*

[@THENUKE589]

I like how James barely says anything the first half of clip and then after drinking comes up with a great name

[@Septimus_ii]

He only said a few words in the 5 minute clip, but he stole the show

[@SimulatorWhiz]

Barley?

[@re57k]

@@SimulatorWhiz barely

[@Solstice8088]

I think you might need a V8 vacum for that mess.

[@deadaccount1324]

www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/supa-hot-fire.gif

[@Nicko6180]

That would suck up everything in it's path.

[@astartes8621]

AXP Bonecrusher it'll suck up everything under it. Including the very fabric of the universe

[@guill0t520]

Stormtrooper in the Rain no I need a v8 washing machine

[@masonsykes2240]

V8 fan: it'll blow you away! (and your house too)

[@vauxhallmadnessuk5923]

Omg I'm gunna miss this so bloody much

[@Proccito]

yea, its bloody awful.

[@valconaws5352]

My heart 😭😭😭

[@ethelcook3251]

Vauxhallmadness UK lol

[@xoxokamahcl8789]

Vauxhallmadness UK watch the grand tour then

[@JulianKostuik]

Vauxhallmadness UK You physically HAVE to watch the video to understand this.

[@mr.chocolatehazelnutspread8317]

i like how everyone was covering their ears in panic and james was just like 🧍🏻‍♂️

[@benjaminkingsley-jones7832]

I think we’ve got different emojis, that or James was question mark, light green square, male symbol.

and on that day, the brits out americaned the americans

[@redneck_jesus7863]

Just wait till I cummins swap a blender

[@KrisPBacon]

@@redneck_jesus7863 are you kidding me? I already got a cummins powered toothbrush.

[@buffmuff6153]

Beer, trump and a v8 blender spells MURICA

[@deadboy7973]

I have a cummins powered bed

[@Sylmarys24]

Then the brits went on and made Grand Theft Auto..driving the point home even more.

[@fernandoangelrodriguezcort6080]

I like how May was just profoundly astounded by the engineering of the blender and not even a single word came out of his mouth haha

[@redmr2na]

Next, the V8 lawn sprinkler, the V8 Porch swing, and the V8 alarm clock.

[@MichaelD8393]

***** Sounds perfect for me:)

[@Zacho789]

redmr2na First: Done, jet engine water fountain lawn ornament Second: Done, old people's rocking chairs Third: I'm pretty sure the noise this blender makes it an alarm clock already. Also you get a nice brick smoothie to start your day.

[@bman12three43]

wasn't that a nissan commercial?

[@FirstOnRaceDayCapri2904]

What about a V8 Power drill? i'm tired of having to spend countless minutes just to drill a hole in the Wall! , or for construction , a V8 Cement mixer!

[@bman12three43]

What about a V8 car? No no no, that's a terrible idea, no one will ever buy such a thing.

[@carl9148]

04:10 - Hammond looks like Austin Powers after his first swig of that thing when he says "It's put hairs on my eyeballs!"

[@0_dearghealach_083]

YEAH BABY

[@pedrodorantes3527]

Excuse me sir..... Would you please give me a bloody awful?

[@Jaxymann]

+Pedro Dorantes Afraid we're out of those sir, would you like a Desperate Shag In A Skip instead?

[@rockacraig5653]

+5Oblivion Were out of that too but we do have the Chris Evans Top Gear in stock.

[@pedrodorantes3527]

+Rocka Craig He asked for a drink...... Not for poison

[@mrehman306mr]

+Pedro Dorantes Good one LOL. But you are correct. Seriouslt correct.

[@TheTerraWrist]

Should've called it a Bloody 'Merican

[@UncleHappy5]

"You can't blend old people." Considering it blended half a cow and a brick, I don't think an old person would be too difficult... just sayin'.

[@foxkit69]

I think he meant morally, not literally xD

[@ibrahimqureshi2420]

Pretty sure it can blend a new born I'll try it someday

[@bigd5899]

Caylin Williams id rather have some minced meat instead of a stupid pot full of ashes.

[@Wtf_is_this_sht_]

He meant morally. So he meant like you cant do that because its not right not because he cant do it

[@bingbashbosh1]

Wooooosh

[@Smorccc]

People in 2020: Carbs are poison, i would never put that in my temple of a body! Boomers: *drinks raw beef and brick smoothie*

[@crawlingboy]

Wait what sort of people do not eat carbs

[@mischievousone3421]

too fucken true mate

[@oof5992]

Affan Sami Real men don't eat carbs nor sugar. They go on a Protein + Fat diet.

[@davidtogi5878]

Well with that much horse power it can be defined as cooked.

[@TommyT777]

At the least the brick was pre-baked.

[@tylerworrell4446]

For a British show, this is the most American thing I've ever seen.

[@jimtaylor294]

True; though the UK was one of the first countries to have a Car with a V8. (specifically *Adams* of Bedford; albeit with crankshaft issues)

[@veritas]

Will it blend?

[@Optimus97]

"Will it blend? WILL IT BLEND? Of course it will!"

[@gaprisun9465]

That is the question

[@scs7798]

Vat19

[@alexgriffin8399]

Do do do do do do do ddo dd dd d duh

[@nicom4996]

Yeeesss

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

1:06 that's the manliest 'Yes' I've ever heard

[@pineappleboi27]

"No one is buying V8 cars anymore" Americans: 😐

[@geovani60624]

more for the sound than anything else at this point, if I wanna sell my 4 cilinders car to an american I just need to install some speakers under the hood to blast some v8 sound and the sucker will happily take it, and it will run just as fast

[@scoobsshrooms109]

AmazinChannel well not as fast but it will run, maybe

[@scoobsshrooms109]

mo gamer yah if we are talkin fully built. But a stock v8 is pulling hard away from a stock i4. But a fully built i4 could take a stock v8, I’d say prob a 11 gt’s coyote

[@angela.8673]

Dodge: stonks ^

[@horuslupercal3872]

@@scoobsshrooms109 its alot cheaper to build a v8 than an i4, for the price

[@tazionuvolari8142]

I love that May whole episode was quiet, and tried that "The bloody awful" first, no one even asked him about it

[@MikeyMUnited]

Has that beef still got bones in it? Yeeees.

[@ozgurakdeniz8136]

Is this going to work or is the top going to come off and we will have a very hard time explaining to the ambulance people how did he have beef bone anthlers stuck in his head.

[@MikeyMUnited]

You can't blend old people!!

[@ozgurakdeniz8136]

+Mike M I could blend you if I wanted to...

[@MikeyMUnited]

And for added bite ... brick.

[@남지웅-r9z]

+Ozgur Akdeniz ㅛㅣㅛ쇄ㅕㅑㅛㅗ셔셔햐사ㅕㅣㅔ7ㅣㅕㅣㅕ

[@Mameyaro]

4:09 Hammond has become Chihuahua.

[@nonstoppugly]

Hammond is a chihuahua, James is a Labrador and Jeremy is one of those rugdogs

[@andrewwinslow9315]

@@nonstoppugly James is a Spaniel

[@themightyjill]

4:11 very nais

[@idosu2835]

“Check out my LS-swapped blender”

[@sargentdoggo297]

A rotary blender mmmmmmmm

[@j_wide942]

im surprised cleetus mcfarland hasnt done that yet

[@sargentdoggo297]

J_Wide how about Rob Dahm with a 4 rotor blender

[@redneck_jesus7863]

We need a cummins swap blender or maybe a cummins swaped Washer dryer set

[@sargentdoggo297]

Redneck_Jesus that sounds better rolling coal and clean clothes

[@Gerr1dan]

Truly the golden age of television.

[@q3b26]

Why can't they do Top Gear like this anymore?!

[@Mildcat743]

Clarkson decided to punch a producer and get thrown of the BBC. They have a show on Amazon Prime now called The Grand Tour.

[@lukasnovikas2838]

3:59 The Bloody Awful

[@ToiletGrenade]

Lol, i love that natural V8 sound, why don't they do this stuff anymore?

[@Firemarioflower]

Saad Ajmal Feminists? Why? You mean überfeminists? There's a difference you know.

[@MultiSpencerc]

because top gear is cancelled :'(

[@MisterMooo]

+MrGamerBoy probably complaints by viewers

[@jonathansefcik473]

That engine has no muffler

[@Kanak_Bodkhe]

I liked how they were more concerned about the bones in beef instead of a whole brick

[@pharmatoncoremuzikprojesi2179]

bottom gear: jame drinks exausht smudge

[@Skelterbane69]

hammond you sodding tic tac this was my laborghini aventador

[@arthurmorgan2861]

Jamie i miss me wife

[@Neo_scum]

No Jeremy car gas bad for helf

[@TRSleekZ12]

Dun car m8

[@Neo_scum]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation cock

[@jarethoyle3799]

Did they seriously just make them drink brick smoothie

[@ibrahimqureshi2420]

Yes

[@dma968]

Brick is the least worrying thing in that smoothie

[@replynotificationsdisabled]

@@dma968 vegan?

[@NN-sp9tu]

Wouldn't want to waste all that perfectly good meat

[@dma968]

@@replynotificationsdisabled nope but bruh I'm not eating rather drinking raw meat and battery oil

[@c4productions5959]

When life gives you lemons, blend them in your manly V8 blender

[@deferguard7748]

*CAVE JOHNSON HERE. I AM HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS NEW APERTURE SCIENCE V8 SUPER BLENDER THAT WE DEVELOPED ON REMAINS OF OUR BUDGET.*

[@youtubepleb]

@@deferguard7748 *What* budget?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@deferguard7748 Bold to assume they had a budget

[@WolvieX23]

2:21 “Are we ready…? HERE WE GO!!!” Gets me every time for some reason 😂

[@jeiku5041]

Clarkson didn't taste the smoothie.

[@Re_Kitty]

+Jeiku Furame aww cute avy :3

[@jeiku5041]

Re Uhh, thanks?

[@jeiku5041]

Brown So, what about cigarettes? They're nasty and make you smell and look nasty.

[@Brown195]

Jeiku Furame Not calling you one, I tagged "Re" but for some reason it didn't go through. Seriously though, why even bring that up Re, that was uncalled for and frankly makes you look like a dumbass.

[@jeiku5041]

Küala Music Ooh look at you. So creative. You're about as creative as a Sonic OC. Ha, get out of here.

[@dammitcarl1082]

this is the first howtobasic video in the world.

[@Faizan_Shaikh]

Is that Linus??

[@mewtwo.150]

I love how James is ready to taste it, doesn't cover his ears when is on. Lol As if he is an uncovered Alien, analysing humans culture

[@betlhy1242]

If I were to blend a smoothie with an engine I would be exited to try it as well

[@-Teague-]

He's probably high haha

[@straightbusta2609]

Watch the Gordon Ramsay video, he ate Bull's p_nis and a rotten shark, something even Ramsay couldn't even handle

[@theeternalnow6506]

lmao @ analysing human culture. He really does seem that way indeed. Very peculiar vibe.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@straightbusta2609 The shark wasn't actually rotten, it was fermented (and is, in fact, a delicacy in Iceland), but that's sort of the same thing tbh

[@GMelization]

0:48: Hammond goes from shock to a "hmm, he's probably right" level of impressed.

[@birdbrain4445]

James' reaction was absolutely PRICELESS; a decade later I still lose it watching his facial expression change only to deliver that one liner.

[@kelpy582]

“Is it loud?” Proceeds to point to the open header ls v8

[@OGXenos]

In my high school Physics class, we had to make ping pong ball launchers to compete in a contest for extra credit. Everyone else used basic catapults with string, or the occasional hair drier, but me, aiming for the grand prize, attached a shop vac to a PVC pipe cannon, filled it with 10 ping pong balls, and had a removable cap. People were so intimidated by the shotgun spread of my ping pong launcher with measurable horsepower that they would actually completely vacate the side of the room I was aiming at since it would fire the balls so hard they hit the opposite wall. I even had some opponents straight up forfeit because they knew they couldn't win. The only fight I came close to losing was my first once, since I underestimated the sheer power of the cannon and accidentally overshot somebody straight in front of me, who thankfully missed their shot so I wasn't disqualified. After that, everyone else just got a shotgun straight to the face of their machine.

[@sriharibalaji1663]

Nice

[@frostsnake2170]

nobody cares tho

[@daltond335]

3:40 I'm surprised hes still standing with those gigantic steel balls of his

[@JetFalcon710]

Steel? No, try titanium

[@BlueNades1]

​@@JetFalcon710titanium is lighter than steel, tho isn't it?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@BlueNades1 Yeah, but it's tougher than just about any grade of steel, and also pretty expensive

[@floydbutnotsopink6328]

​@@JetFalcon710even tungsten?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@floydbutnotsopink6328 Tungsten is incredibly hard at the cost of being brittle, so I'd say yeah

[@andrewstephenson5545]

now I want a v8 blender in my kitchen

[@andrewstephenson5545]

Daniel thomson or one of them

[@masashiiino6914]

Hellcat demon powered or LS3?

[@jazz8000]

That sound of the engine is outstanding

[@MillywiggZ]

Forgot how cozy Top Gear used to be.

[@STAG162]

I miss these guys and I really miss the type of antics they got up to on old Top Gear.

[@cletusmcyeetus5975]

What makes this even funnier is the fact that the blender itself actually works - it's the ingredients that don't.

[@jaisjain]

Video: *no mature content* Me: what do you expect, it's Jeremy Clarkson were talking about here.

[@mklaver31]

Haha of course, that’s a good one!

[@JMJackMcNally]

i don't think i've ever laughed at anything harder than *it's put hair on my eyeballs*

[@billyhendrix5544]

I love how right before they started it up Hammond said ‘this in the kitchen at home’ Makes it 100x more comical