grab a granny doesnt sound much fun anymore

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[@Frostycrypton]

“Hello everyone, my name is Josh ‘Grab-a-Granny’ Hayes and welcome to ‘Worst Granny Ever’ - my journey to do every granny in an attempt to find the worst.”

[@marcelluslongus1202]

"So you don't have to!"

[@Luckyleol]

honestly when i read this, i just thought its this wholesome thing that college students do by going to this retirement home and volunteering their time to give a resident a nice time out and socialize.

[@slynt_]

You chose the innocent interpretation, I chose the evil interpretation. I thought it had something to do with physically grabbing or even abducting a granny in the street.

[@yewtewbstew547]

Josh Strife Retirees.

[@whoopsie321]

The Gilf hunter 👵💀

[@fauxshizzul]

Nobody asking which school he went to, guess there’s a lack of thirsty grandmas in his audience

[@Wineblood]

Granny going for railroad studies to have a train ran on her.

[@Poldovico]

With these bots, I'm going to end up at the beach this summer, just instinctively trying to report as spam every woman in a swimsuit who happens to walk by.

[@TomJacobW]

REPORT BUTTON IN BIO

[@irishbob26]

In Ireland circa 2000 security where I worked also did an older people club at the weekends. I've been grabbed by several grannies

[@magistiko331]

You didn't have to make me so sad with that ending :(

[@desertdude540]

Should have taken the Wild Wasteland perk and had this conversation while fighting the granny gang that spawns when you leave the building where Fisto is imprisoned.

[@TomJacobW]

Granny Cream’s hot butter ice cream

[@sorappoli5137]

Straight from the source (her body)

[@kenpatchiramasama1076]

This is the day where everyone plays a granny like isnt it.

[@Corvusstorage]

💀

[@saffral]

Love how normal retirement age = death in Josh's mind.

[@Ecliptor.]

for normal people it basically is

[@saffral]

@@Ecliptor. Life expectancy for a male in England is still another ~15 years after that. Potentially another 15+ if he continues to exercise and eat healthy. So it would be more accurate to say Josh is only about 1/3 of the way to death, not 1/2, or two more of his current lifetimes instead of just one.

[@Ecliptor.]

@@saffral ecelebs are not normal people tho

[@The88shrimp]

haha

[@torylva]

Luleå Institute of Technology has some really funny initiation rituals called Nolle-P (Zero Period basically, since they are not first-years yet) It has all the shape like it would be degrading and horrific, but instead it is a playact that everyone enters into voluntarily. When I had mine, one of the events was having to toss "objects" back and forth and try and catch them. First it was simply balls, then they added in condoms filled with mustard, then it was handfulls of cold spaghetti, cheese pizzas, balls of yarn and so on. Another activity was "Sardines" tag all over campus. Loads of fun!

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

"Bearing in mind you've gotta be a student to be in that bar." As someone who lives in America, I am very confused given our drinking age is 21 and I'm assuming it wasn't for him.

[@Candlemancer]

It's 18 in the UK, and either the same or lower in almost every other country on the planet where alcohol isn't illegal. The US is a bizarre outlier with almost anything involving age restrictions.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

@@Candlemancer I had a feeling that was the case. I legitimately don't get the 21 limit on that. You can vote, you can drive, you can literally die for your country as a soldier, but don't dare have a Bud Light yet.

[@TomJacobW]

@@UltimaKeyMaster beer and wine is 16 here in Germany. Man, I’ll never forget the eyes of those 2 exchange students from Iowa we had, once they heard that. We went “sightseeing” (read: walking around in the public access camping area) to a big festival that is in the area (that has police patrolling for safety, of course) and they looked so timid, nibbling on their beers, all out in public, for everyone (including police) to see. No paper bags or anything needed. Like 2 tribesmen visiting civilization. 😅

[@404_kayjay_not_found]

I don't know what I expected. I am whelmed.

[@DeanGetYourWings]

This was all triggered by the Golden Girls, reminding him of his crusty bashing youth.