Tim's Chickens

For this week's frivolities, Tim has dug out some of his chicken toys. Egg-citing or what?

[@mungus8064]

"It wasn't working at all so I had to break it's neck" -Tim

[@gonfreeccs1834]

Tim kills tards

[@HSamee]

Tim doesn't fuck around.

[@nottheonly1]

Tim won't hesitate to smack a bitch

[@megabyte2711]

Damn tim gone sicko mode

[@bostonrailfan2427]

at least he didn’t choke it, then he’d be called something else

[@Max-lb9pd]

Volume : Tim’s voice : 20% Chicken Noises : 200%

[@tpc321]

Is that a bad thing?

[@robertsmith1860]

@@tpc321 I watched the video with my cat at my side, and Queenie became very interested...I set up the screen in front of her & she loved it!!

[@Dr0dd]

The eternal question: What came first? The toy or the Tim?

[@OodlesMyNoodles]

DrOdd XD wut?

[@doctorwhoproductions834]

DrOdd legend has it Tim came first but who knows

[@Eira_]

Nah Tim always comes last ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@BlindProsopagnosic]

The 'heh'

[@Dan42762]

DrOdd 🤔

[@thedoughyboy4030]

The world's burning and I'm just sitting here watching a man playing with toy chickens, what a time to be alive.

[@martinlaper9216]

Treme Jenkins its better than those channels of grown women playing with toys

[@r3d0c]

@@martinlaper9216 NO WAMEN ALOWED

[@flyde6521]

*heh*

[@aubreypizarro2494]

I'm here watching this in a pandemic

[@colinm9110]

Its burning again!

[@Funnymoney101]

*EXTREME* JUMPSCARE WARNING AT 0:22

[@thefuriouspigman1148]

So scary lol

[@starainbow.]

Funnymoney101 AAAAAAAAA

[@lightningstudios113]

Funnymoney101 but it’s cute

[@frothguy]

Lightning Studios nah it’s so scary I legit fell out of my chair and had a heart attack

[@remus5759]

"When I took it out of the case I found it wasn't working so had to break its neck"

[@wheelchairman9326]

Remus ow

[@kudostymgs8780]

2:40 "He's laid an egg." Okay Tim.

[@GreyHulk2156]

That's why he's surprised!

[@bladeriders]

Jared Miles the toy must have been made in 2017

[@dragonslayermasterornstein83]

He's probably getting too old for his job to know the difference of male or female

[@bladeriders]

dragonslayermaster ornstein I hear the specialists call it "Professor Oak Syndrome"

[@johnrichardson8606]

Jared Miles "Okay sit down Tim, let's have a little talk about girls and boys"

[@kirtil5177]

5:45 i remember a forgotten vine of a guy pushing a giant stack of those chickens and slowly walking away as they start screaming

[@fatyoshi1456]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHnGY2tufrV5sM0&feature=share

[@kyankhan4779]

Tim: there a whole lot of Japane- Russian toys He’s so used to Japanese toys lol

[@technotoads]

Tim getting all the sweet chicks

[@VoceCorale]

As always

[@htf5555]

Per usual.

[@waffleless]

6:14 My new alarmclock

[@georgeesteve4827]

waffleless nah it's 3:36 - 3:51

[@nytrodioxide]

Alarmcock

[@starainbow.]

waffleless AHAHHAAHAHA

[@Dilios_of_Sparta]

Egg-citing? No . . . it's egg-squisite.

[@reubenwoodley96]

OMG!!!! :)

[@kickstart-1.3]

An egg-cellent, egg-citing eggs-hibit of egg-squisite eggs.

[@sniperninja7518]

Such an EGGcellent joke right there. That CRACKED me up whenever i read it.

[@sansnom5269]

Mostly Eggs-cellent

[@_panilaperman9881]

YOU SHELL NOT PASS k ill go now

[@Janfon1]

3:36 If Grandayy makes a flute meme out of this moment, I'll be infuriated.

[@wolferman912]

Janfon01 Thought the exact same thing.

[@ubermenschmexa]

Janfon01 I kinda wish someone made the Evangelion opening theme out of that...

[@wheelchairman9326]

I BET ON JURASSIC PARK THEME

[@NicoRomeroLopez]

5:46 "It was no working at all, so I had to break its neck" That's some serious gansta shit over there, Tim!

[@CovertLee]

Tim kinda looks like John Hammond, he could have replicated Jurassic park at the beginning there ? "Come on little one, push...push!"

[@Psyconaut116]

A missed opportunity.

[@sansnom5269]

Welcome...to Jurassic Park, huh. What a strange idea!

[@toils8722]

Welcome to jurassic *ILLUSION*

[@JackLe1127]

Look at all those chickens

[@arathertallglassofwater1864]

ded mem

[@smtcg9194]

ha!

[@AaronDarden]

year of the.... rooster, or chicken?

[@-KillaWatt-]

Jack Le 😂

[@attackonresidentevil5738]

Jack Le Oh god 😂

[@loversheretic]

New Grand Illusions? What a grand day. Thank you, Tim!

[@WilliamHungVEVO]

Heh

[@michaellewis4750]

Tim what do you look for when you're buying a new toy?

[@WilliamHungVEVO]

Michael Lewis He looks for water from the Nile. Jokes aside I think he mentioned it somewhere before but he doesn't buy new toys, rather these are just from the collection he accumulated over the years.

[@404killer]

Pretty sure he does purchase things.

[@HungHoang-hy4rx]

Jack Ryan qt

[@slavcthulhu7193]

Wow, this toys must be crafted perfectly to last this long, simply marvellous.

[@WstlR]

It’s hard to explain how much this old man brings back sanity to my life with his videos

[@kikuhonda8938]

This guy is borderline asmr material

[@hobomomo8780]

0:29 it’s chicken time lol

[@cuklabcusade]

i wish this man was a close relative of mine

[@_BangDroid_]

He is, relatively speaking.

[@vicsocsanbarbara9627]

dank memes j

[@robertsmith1860]

Uncle Tim!!

[@shinyguru]

S O M E C H I C K E N S O M E N E C K

[@ah-xt2uc]

H E H

[@georgeesteve4827]

*A* *H*

[@fatidiot693]

*O* *O* *F*

[@davidsalyers3722]

I love this man's voice it's very soothing and he's adorable it reminds me of one of the very smart technicians on the James Bond movie showing him all the gadgets LOL he would be perfect for that

[@robertsmith1860]

Now I know where James Bond got his watch.

[@tiger_844]

3:00 I used to have that!!!!! But my mom and dad gave it away to one of my cousins :( i loved it. It was so much fun!!!! Each chicken was painted, and in the middle of the toy, there was painted on grass with little seeds.

[@tomclark5560]

Aww that first one is so cute

[@iamcorgi._.6887]

3:37 And the Grammy for the best tune goes to... Tim!

[@spoinkhoigins4107]

0:21 I am a honestly spooked and I will now have a really hard time sleeping tonight because I was frightened

[@five5105]

Chickens from the Nile.

[@MadHatter42]

My grandparents have one of those wooden-ball-pecking-chicken-paddle toys (3:00) in their basement. It actually is painted, with yellow chickens, a red handle, and the paddle is painted green with yellow dots to look like chicken feed. Its positively ancient and I used to love playing with it as a kid, especially as one of the chickens seems to have lost it's head some time ago, and just has a bare stump of a neck!

[@toolazytochange5045]

The egg came first, dinosaurs existed before chickens did, dinosaurs laid eggs, therefor the egg came first.

[@possumpaws894]

The first one is more recent, He still collects toys even new one's *HE GOES OUT TO BUY THESE TOYS* He takes time out of his day to go buy these toys. He really loves what he does, doesn't he?

[@bruhbbawallace]

"Which leads me to conclude that, out of all the rubber eggs I own, this is one of them."

[@finnross4825]

This video was eggcellent

[@BixbyConsequence]

You cracked me up!

[@fluffthesheep2393]

You a cracking pun maker you know?

[@tpc321]

You’re going out on a *wing* with that joke

[@hetchbeats]

Chickens *from the nile*

[@righthandretard6714]

What it comes to chickens, Tim knows some stuff.

[@Bobbydog66]

I swear, I could see Tim on an old pbs or british equivalent public access show. He'd fit right in. Love this channel.

[@schtinky1151]

>when you in the tub and have your headphones at full blast so you can listen to videos and he plays a whistle

[@googleuser3163]

Goodness me. What a lot of fun. What a lovely concept.

[@JustinKoenigSilica]

3:30 that's not a chicken, it's a toucan! you are too pure for this world, tim :)

[@theninjustice138]

This man is amazing every time I see his videos.

[@garytru563]

I can't stop smiling!

[@saltyhiggins4525]

Tim is da best so relaxing. Reminds me of my grandfather.

[@Avander359]

6:03 sound like my old printer XD

[@bonniefaltz9505]

Enjoy your videos immensely. Makes me wish I had saved some of my childhood toys.

[@Dinosaurprince]

That tin toy is so cute. Poor dear sounds like she is in a bit of pain though, doesn't she? The chicken in the cup was my favourite. The child in me woke up and I pictured myself having that as a constant little companion.

[@kaisarinauhi8398]

Tim is so creative and funny , do more!!🙏

[@Karakatiza666]

Tim's Chicks

[@mrbirdba]

Karakatiza666 checks

[@neehgurg2111]

Karakatiza666 this made me laugh

[@cloud8521]

Alternate title Tim's _______

[@Raulito_fishinnn]

I think the chicken you squeeze and egg comes out is inopropiete because now kids know how people give birth.

[@qwertyshirt495]

I didn't think I'd watch a chicken prolapsing today but there you go

[@steelswarfs]

My dog would go nuts for that green balloon chicken squeaker!

[@nyhyl]

"Deedee dee deeeee!" 😊 So cute!

[@takster050974]

The blue one on the cup... haha really cool.. thanks for the video.. really nice

[@PsychoVdude13x]

Even got a chicken-related advertisement before watching this.

[@Hello-there120]

*Smiles watching a metal hen crawling around shitting eggs over a table “HEH! The wonders of China.”

[@DackxJaniels]

3:51 "For kids, very fun!" I was expecting him to follow up with: "For parents, not so much!"

[@aarnabnath8828]

Was egarly wanting to hear Him say 'Heh'.... thanx Tim you made my day.

[@helmsly2010]

"What a superb little automaton"

[@bostonrailfan2427]

i guess this answers our questions: Tim loves chicks! the cuter the better. then again who doesn’t love those little birdies

[@blooper5li]

I hope that I can have as much fun living life as Tim does when I'm that age. Heh!

[@ErixTheRed]

The plastic cup chicken will also work with a wet sponge instead of rosin. You can tie a small sponge to the end of the string. Also you can assemble it upside down and decorate it like a chicken head.

[@housecat524]

No chickens were harmed in the making of this video........except the one with the slit throat, he had it coming.

[@henniebriel2882]

I can't stop watching this, so good to renames, I was busy making a cup of tea for the family when my son said something that made us all laugh, it was just after the green chicken was inflated, my son had to distinguish the fact that the red part looked like bollocks. whahahahahha jolly good show keep up the good work

[@thomasdunn9009]

I have never clicked away from another application with such speed as I have today

[@maiktheliar6807]

I was waiting for a jumpscare a the start and then: "Awww! :3"

[@zacharyharris5275]

This video is a wholesome part of a complete breakfast.

[@lilkittykawaii4741]

0:21 He’s on his way to steal yo girl

[@bunnyfreakz]

You are just chicken cheep cheeep chepp cheppp chepppp.....

[@markymisfit]

bunnyfreakz Oh Hai Mark

[@AngryPapaSmurf]

“Maybe hes suprised hes laid an egg”, Tim, ID be surprised if “HE” laid an egg.

[@realyoutubist218]

That chicken in the beginning popped out and scared the crap out of me XD

[@soup.8835]

When Tim first started playing the whistle it sounded like total wipeout for a second

[@somon90]

That last Chinese chicken must be an older relative of the duck that appeared on a Ashens Easter special a couple of years back.

[@theresidentone]

dat thumbnail, Tim choking his chicken xD

[@kibaAkuzaki]

My KZbin search history is screwed up lol but for some reason this relaxes me .

[@kittenzcatz6855]

These thumbnails are the best

[@fadedlight415]

One of my favorite channels

[@Metal-Possum]

He's clucking mad!

[@774game]

I like how a old man with a accent playing toys are better than a highschool dropoff with his father and mother with a ponytail..

[@Jordan4Ibanez]

Keep up the awesome videos, Tim!

[@javierzapanacaceres2933]

what an amazing guy he made surgery on the chicken so it can recover its voice

[@moontheperson]

i love Tim and his new chickens

[@TehSlan]

6:10 I had flashbacks to "The Goose"

[@aserta]

I had one of those chickens as a kid, i'm sad to report that, well not exactly sad, it was what propelled me to question everything about the world, that the insides are quite interestingly designed. Especially the sound mechanism. A pity kids these days don't experience these kind of things anymore.

[@toddhunter3137]

I came here for the thumbnail. Extraordinary.

[@mhoover]

The chickens' ancestors laid eggs long before they were chickens.

[@ollierussell88]

Anyone else get the feeling that you could have something terrible going on in your life and tim would always be there for you with a comforting hand on your arm saying "everythings going to be alright"

[@Busty2Dusty]

I always thought this show would benefit from a conveyer belt that brought and took away toys.

[@robertsmith1860]

I agree...I’m concerned that Tim might break the toys when he pushed them outta the way on the table!

[@ropesolo]

3:40 i whold pay good money to see tim do a consert

[@DanteEsGrande]

"hes delighted that he laid an egg" .... Tim, a moment of your time .... male chickens, aka cockerels, don't erm ... lay .... you know what, it doesn't matter - Have a nice day!

[@rommix0]

That thumbnail got me. Well done Tim. Well done.

[@scrappyscrafty]

The last chicken sounds like an anxiety attack

[@balrogdahomie]

They originally planned to title this video “Tim chokes his chickens” but even they thought that was a bit on the nose

[@dmitryboardman9762]

The last one is like the prototype for THE GOOSE...

[@merrickv2028]

Tim and Reviewbrah are the most wholesome youtubers out there

[@kourii]

The last chicken reminds me of that Easter goose Ashens had a few years back

[@robertsmith1860]

“Don’t Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Grandma!!”

[@faerywillowtree]

No Tim, don't squeeze that balloon there. Didn't you Mum teach you better?

[@gmailcapytone]

i love all the toys... thanks tim.... to answer the question, they came at the same time. if the egg came first the chicken have had to be in the egg or there would not have been chickens. if the chicken came first, the egg (or the potential ) would have had to have been in the chicken or that would have been the only chicken.

[@radionutio81ij79]

Thanks tim wonderfull to see your toys today rather an Egg Sitting upload.

[@BubblesTheBard]

"You are just a chicken cheep cheep cheep"