Tim's Gotta Lotta Bottle...

[@ZomboKill]

"You've gotta be careful not to damage it" ... "Knocks 2 bottles down"

[@Kabitu1]

"All these bottles originally had wine in them...hic!"

[@nickwalker835]

Hahah I thought the same thing

[@catnip159]

Strongest Soul when did he say “knocks 2 bottles down”?

[@M-1996A1]

Ultimate Orange Gamer hardy har har

[@thedoggedexplorer]

You win reality.

[@perigrin6]

"Solution" At first I laughed at the joke, then I had a moment of horror when I realized he had never figured it out.

[@williamy4550]

I think the "solution" is to fill the bottle with a solution. Filling the bottle with water will help the object inside float towards the tube.

[@danielrowe3705]

My first thought was that a piece of paper IS the solution. Maybe not a piece that wide, or perhaps you'd fold it to make it thinner. If you then roll it slightly and put it into the bottle so it makes a little chute for the cork think

[@sandwichdelta]

@@danielrowe3705 That's what I was thinking as I watched it. Get the cork in the middle of the bottom of the bottle, then push the rolled up paper down the neck to trap the cork.

[@maidgalaxy]

@@sandwichdelta could make it easier by forming a half circle down the tube that you catch the cork with and then slide it down the tube, like a single-shot rifle.

[@aclkeba]

My thought was to wrap the Solution paper into a kind of tube, but not so perfectly, so it's more like a cone/funnel. You would hold it sideways with the funnel pushed down, and shake it around until the lozenge catches on the side of the cone, then just pull it out

[@MarCel-ih6ui]

The camera man is just perfect at his job.

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

Camera men are immortal.

[@naguibzidan8991]

Yo he actually really is tho isn't he.. Great pans and zooms, always in focus.

[@michaeljones5681]

Or theres just a wall of cameras recording it into a vr world which can be all done in post but that would be absurd right????

[@edgcmb1923]

@@michaeljones5681 u have an abstract mind my friend

[@michaeljones5681]

@@edgcmb1923 i mean you can get 3d printable depth with 1 xbox kinect with not to many more im sure you could get somthing panable and editable with a resonable ammount of 3dness

[@samk8559]

This show should be renamed "I Have One of Everything".

[@OxygenMagnet]

I Have One of Everything except a ship in a bottle

[@realmofthemisunderstood166]

More like ten of everything

[@AJSSPACEPLACE]

solution: roll the paper up like a tube and push it down the bottle's neck. get the paper over the thing so it's in the tube next turn the bottle over and pull the tube out with the red thing.

[@iznxai]

god dammit i just commented that

[@iznxai]

now i have to delete it

[@lilloverboy21]

when he said he didint know how i said the same thing u typed like how would u not know that it told you the soultion xD

[@voidofmind]

He said he figured that one out, the one before it (get the ball into the bottle neck despite the dowel in it's way) is the one he said he's never solved. You can tell that he's solved it with the paper because the paper has an obvious curve to it, even though the envelope doesn't have the same curve.

[@theaberrantdon]

+Mus Terd Me, too, but I'm not deleting, bc I commented before I saw this comment.

[@thisiszaphod]

4:04 - You've got to be a bit careful you don't damage it, but that's a very, very nice piece of artwork............................. [crash] Laughed too hard.

[@MrJ0mmy]

thisiszaphodbeeblebr he is drunk

[@perseusxavier9846]

There are no accidents. -Master Oogway

[@Anudorini-Talah]

You watched the video too?

[@EvilLuisito]

I have developped new phobias watching this. The fear of watching artistic bottles break and the fear of watching Tim break his most precious and rarest of toys.

[@tavo24vv19]

Tim to clean that crazy shaped bottle you talked about being difficult to clean, use rubbing alcohol and salt. And shake it around, then rinse with clean water. That’s how I clean my weed bongs. Trust me it works like a charm.

[@animethighssavelives]

Sweet

[@asherchavez6259]

It's true, stoner ingenuity is legitimate. I would know lol

[@bitchtownusa]

god the end of this comment hits you like a truck

[@josediazasmr6014]

Same

[@gregoryrodriguez5621]

Ah the good ol bong. But since I got my pax (dry herb vape) I haven't used the bong as much

[@0prahTV]

Please do a video of Tim chugging five bottles of wine and telling stories.

[@dfwai7589]

Yes

[@avianivy0775]

No

[@TheCow74]

Yes

[@avianivy0775]

No

[@Fucktardf]

Yes

[@CosmiaNebula]

At 7:45, it says 花鳥圖, meaning "picture of flowers and birds".

[@bigtank2185]

COULD WE HAVE A VIDEO TOUR OF THE SHOP/COLLECTION?

[@grandillusions]

Tim's collection is contained in hundreds of suitcases, so there is not much to see until he opens the cases. Each week he brings a case or two of toys across for a filming session, so we are gradually working our way through the whole of his collection.

[@bigtank2185]

Ahh. Ok that would make it difficult then haha. Well thanks for replying!

[@WeekendWarrior92]

Grand Illusions He also has a collection of suitcases and a collection of collections

[@mysttale7893]

+Adrian A collection of collection collections?

[@isthattrue]

+Adrian He also has a collection of all collections that do not contain themselves.

[@heidianastasia7350]

I love Tim so much!! When I have a bad day I watch his videos and he instantly makes me feel better :)

[@senyum0]

Like having grand dad reads you a story

[@TheFullofchewybubble]

I fucking love this channel. This sweet, sweet man Tim clearly cares so much about the artifacts that he's collected. It seems as though he loves to share his belongings with the many viewers of his channel. He seems like such a vivid, interesting man, I'd love if he would expand on some of his stories, as I'm sure he has many to tell. Keep up the good work Tim, we all love your videos!!

[@RossArnoldSan]

Roll the paper into a cylinder, and push it down the metal tube and then if you can just get the red cylinder in line with it you can push the paper slightly over it so when you turn the bottle upside down it will stay in place when the bottle is horizontal, then can slide down the tube!

[@zacharyvogel4331]

just what I was thinking

[@TheZamzow]

+Ross Arnold ...Solution = Water

[@rengar7086]

+Ross Arnold My exact thought :)

[@Mongoosquilax]

+Ross Arnold damn and all that time building a tiny hadron collider powerful enough to create gravity distorting black holes inside the bottle puzzle for what? proving that alternate realities branching off from the originating reality are inevitably absorbed back into it destroying everything past present and future in that tangent universe whilst redistributing the matter into the ever widening universe as a whole and thus creating a kind of horrible perpetual death machine where our own blip of a reality in now in the very process of being reabsorbed as I type this very message, when all this time it was a simple trick with paper... I always fucking overthink these puzzles.

[@danieltedeschi634]

+Ross Arnold Great minds think a like

[@outerthoughts30]

The “Solution” is a piece of paper so you can roll it up and trap the cork. Then help the cork out with the tube of paper.. Everyone figured it out. And yes. I do feel stupid

[@waterlemon5272]

J

[@nezarelmasleh4140]

solution means liquide you use water to get out

[@ganjalfcreamcorn8438]

@@nezarelmasleh4140 wrong. You use the rolled up paper shoved down the tube to catch the lozenge and bring it up through the tube. The piece of paper is the solution. Use your brain.

[@BMarie774]

My anxiety when he said not to damage that wax bottle only to then immediately smash into two bottles beside it: 📈

[@alloriginalpirates]

Jumped out my fucking skin.

[@therhinoskull]

I liked the Joke label. From the slopes of Chernobyl... take on glass, stir in 50 Iodine tablets.

[@kanamasai5194]

It was like a tour of a boutique museum. Thank you, appreciate your commentary and clarifications.

[@Hapdude]

Water from the Nile.

[@zoltancsikos5604]

?

[@georgefellows1302]

Nile water

[@KURDinEXILE]

Absolutely :) Tim didn't get it

[@compfox]

No water in this case. Just wine.

[@theWarBringerfromHell]

Girls go to college to get more knowledge

[@hippiecowgirl4231]

I love all of your quirky , crazy , fascinating collections ! You and I are kindred souls !

[@The1ToFear]

thank you tim

[@falaicha]

20 people thanked Tim in last 3 hours... Edit: 22 more in last 11 hours afterward.. ;)

[@falaicha]

***** oh wow, did I? so you were that creepy stalker behind me in every video..No wonder I felt like some one was stalking me all night long in youtube, last night...

[@falaicha]

***** hey mate.. can you please forward me the report on Abaddon00000000's last weekend meeting with TTP (Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan).. I will organize swat team to take some swift action.. ;0)

[@heelf5277]

wtf you all talking about???

[@falaicha]

Heelf you wanna get busted? ;) It's NSA business ..

[@AntifoulAwl]

To get that red thing of that bottle is quite simple. You smash it.

[@savageboredom]

The bottle puzzle with the wooden cross and ball in it is actually very simple to solve. Simply lay the bottle on its side, position the ball into the little groove at the long end of the cross, and spin the entire bottle as if you were playing said game. Centripetal force will do its work, sending the two pieces to opposite ends and the ball securely in the neck.

[@magtronics9970]

The bottle with 'Solution' written on the envelope, take the paper out of the envelope, roll it to half circle, stick it into the bottleneck, position wooden peg onto the paper, tip bottle and use the paper as a slide to guide the wooden peg out of the bottle. Great bottle collection!! Really enjoyed your video. Thanks for posting. Cheers!! 😃

[@sheldonhouse8773]

I think Tim may have drunk a few bottles before making this video, judging by the clumsiness. Bless you Tim.

[@Dakktyrel]

You Sir, are a gift to mankind. Thank you.

[@frankmaclow2709]

It's 3 in the morning, and I've no idea how I ended up here.

[@tobster762]

Am I the only one who find these videos quite relaxing?.

[@greekfire7980]

"You gotta be a bit careful not to damage it" 3 seconds later: *Knocks down 2 bottles at the same time* 4:09

[@rebootxd6012]

The only reason i watch these videos is to listen to tims voice, so soothing and therapeutic!

[@anonymousnullity]

roll up the solution paper and push it into the tube and get the red thing on it and slide it out

[@Taconinja-tp1pi]

For some reason you make me think of my aunt who died last year,I like watching your videos when im sad and lonely because it makes me feel better about it.

[@Shipwright1918]

If you ever want a ship in a bottle to go with the cartoon, I'd be happy to send you one, I build them as one of my hobbies. No sailing ships yet (started with ocean liners), but I'm getting there! Love these videos, they're quite entertaining, and you learn a thing or two as well.

[@barnabywilde69]

I make submarines in a bottle. It's not as hard

[@gazs7237]

ive been binge watching your channel.... you are like a fun version of the antique roadshow!

[@BrandonStover]

Damn Tim, plenty of "empty" wine bottles! ;)

[@joannegray5138]

You can still buy Alum Bay sand filled ornaments on the Isle of Wight, I have several and bring home new ones every time I visit the island. There are a few places where you can fill the ornaments yourself but most gift shops sell a variety of shapes and sizes of ready filled glass and plastic receptacles. A unique and colourful souvenir.

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

The solution for puzzle bottle is to push the paper down the bottle, position the red quark right in the funnel of the paper and pull it through the bottle

[@Elzaluel]

Yes

[@owlzog]

I stumbled across this by accident and watched the whole thing because I love hearing him talk.

[@rhymanion1736]

you roll the piece of paper with "solution" written on it, and feed it down the neck of the bottle and tube, over the standing piece inside. this keeps it upright and allows you to invert the bottle, letting it escape... I just thought of that then but I'm pretty sure that's it..

[@pumajlr]

9:47 The first thing that cross mi mind was to use that paper as a tool to make the tunnel longer and try to catch the piece inside the bottle. That's why has "solution" written.

[@evesword4270]

You are so genuine! So nice to watch. Could you do a video tour through more of your bottle collection?

[@0ddmechanical999]

The one with "solution" use the paper and push it down the tube. You should be able to position it in a way that you can tip it over and get the dowel.

[@someact2332]

Brain big

[@PopeLoaf]

the only toy channel thats worth watching

[@tehpizzarollz]

Why are these videos so damn good and addicting to watch??

[@nobodyhere100]

Just like Michael Rosen's

[@josephroszell]

Oh that balancing bottle stand would be neat for bottle gardening

[@subseeker]

And the lighthouse bottle..?

[@wellshoot]

James T. It’s so the ship in the bottle doesn’t crash

[@shadefoxthepenguin]

Theres a really funny outdoorsman themed wine bottle holder at a store i visit every so often, its a bass holding the bottle and it looks like it's drinking it.

[@jaydenbev]

That's alot of bottle.

[@falaicha]

I would like to smash them all.. :P

[@zite_]

...some people just want to watch the world burn

[@falaicha]

***** would love to see that happening..as I got nothing to loose..

[@falaicha]

Thanks for concern, but really that would be least of my worries wounds do get healed...has bigger worries and scars from big-time mistakes of life...I literally would love to see the world burn to ashes...and I would happily burn with it.. removing all traces of my puny failed existence from this earthly world...and if world burns with me, I wouldn't be deemed coward for such suicidal act.. :( I know, no one can understand me.. still just opening my heart.. feels good for a moment to express my mind in pure honesty.. ;( but, reality immediately pulls back to my sad sad existence..

[@SantaFishes101]

The ½ øƒ 9, Firmware of Unimatrix 01 Good gosh, lighten up man. Go outside on a sunny day. :)

[@Sir.Fithers]

I'm so glad this is in my recommended. 6 years later

[@wolfprince6584]

Can u imagine him being your dad.. and you were that kid who asked for a ps5 but instead bought u a box of springs? "What fun"

[@eclipses1003]

Actually, I would love that. I still miss this time I spent in the fields making wreaths and catching butterflies with my cousins.

[@-8_8-]

This man has a good friend. And is a good friend. Said friend made him something he would dig, because he knew him. Then he shows the work to the world, because the gift was spot on.

[@RandySchartiger]

9:40 My thoughts would be use one of the "solution" papers, set the plug inside the bottle as near the center of the bottom as possible, roll the paper into a tube, insert it into the bottle and over the plug, then turn the whole thing upside down. Yes? :)

[@barbaraschindler6618]

my thoughts exactly

[@casualbydefault]

"you have to be very, very careful." proceeds to knock bottles over... i love this guy.

[@ZackVieira]

Re: the Perrier bottle puzzle. I think the solution might actually be using that piece of paper. Have you tried rolling it up and feeding it down the fixed metal tube? I bet if the red peg was standing upright just beneath it, the paper would sort of umbrella the top of it and guide it into the tube as you turn it.

[@emjaybruski9149]

Anxiety alert! Those bottles are kinda close to the edge there Tim!!!! 😉

[@Serostern]

The solution to the Solution bottle is... A solution! Water is a solution. Add water. I bet that red peg is plastic, hollow, and has a lead weight on one side.

[@falaicha]

No water is not a solution.. it's a solvent...I m not sure how putting water will help to get the peg out through the tube... My idea would be to roll the paper and insert in tube creating funnel type shape at bottom end to let peg guide within the tube..

[@Serostern]

Ofcourse, but calling it a solvent won't make as clever of a pun ;)

[@StephenTack]

Saltwater is a solution.

[@Serostern]

Stephen Tack Wine is also a solution.

[@falaicha]

Seroster lol agreed

[@superdimentiobrolyX]

I feel like youtube has somehow learned to serve me these specifically at 2 or 3 am

[@YJ-7]

Everytime he puts the bottles near the edge of the table, I get anxiety😁

[@tannerholmes1587]

I don't much care for the bottles. I'm simply watching because I am interested in his fascination and enthusiasm.

[@stummstefan9735]

Someone: *breathes* Tim: whot a cleva idea . . . This man is just lovely

[@unkindlygnome5148]

In my opinion this man is more calming than a ASMR💯

[@MalcolmCooks]

The paper IS the solution: position the lozenge under the tube, roll the paper up into a tube, stick it down the neck of the bottle so it covers the lozenge and then turn it upside down so the lozenge falls out

[@X.the.owlking]

Tim... The internet's funny grandpa who's telling stories abaut his funny collection of things.

[@TheEternalVanguard]

You roll the paper up to kind of... extend the metal tube at 10:00 (probbaly)

[@peterawesomeness1]

I had a client who had a huge wooden puzzle collection I saw when I went to his place. I said I was interested in this and that I watched Grandillusions and he showed me a case in another part of his house with 2 or 3 Harry Eng bottles! Blew my mind to see them in person.

[@homerun443]

The bottle at 4:50 was included in "spring_toys_2010" if I am not mistaken

[@Obeast117]

People seem very interested in the solution puzzle but I was interested in the note stuck under the bottle with the coin on top. If you can't touch the bottle or the table, surely you could place your finger on the coin and press down while sliding the bank note out. Maybe the coin was just there to show the bottle never tips, but I like my idea too :)

[@RagnarTheGrey]

Roll the paper like a small, half tub, get the lozenge in the paper and slip it out.

[@TheMariokart69]

came her to say this, roll paper into tube, down the spout, tighten the roll round the thing and lift

[@biolinkstudios]

As soon as I saw the solution I found the solution XD, clever I must say, but not clever enough for us

[@TomPockets]

I wish this man had an unlimited budget. Would love to see cool fountains and houses

[@mittaconnor1448]

This guy is awesome. Nice clean interesting videos

[@SadManHappyFace]

Hold up, the solution paper is the solution. you role it up and put it inside making a tonal for the thing to get out of the bottle. I don't know if anyone else has commented this because I can't be bothered checking but it seems like it would work.

[@Yahgiggle]

you use that paper as the solution by sliding it into the bottle to help get that contents out

[@edide1627]

+Deon Hamilton How did he not get that !!!

[@DEVILMATE1996]

+EdI de i think he did. But didn't want to ruin it for anyone else.

[@edide1627]

iRider I don't think so (he could have just presented the puzzle and leave it there) but he repeadetly talked how he didn't understand it and that he still couldn't figure it out.

[@lukaszbat3733]

04:34 "Blended with KIEV Vodka using the purest rainwater from the slopes of Chernobyl" 😂

[@Glennwert]

every time he says clever, take a shot

[@D8W2P4]

+Sans My liver doesn't want to have a bad time.

[@culwin]

+Sans A clever idea.

[@johannesknecht4942]

I have no idea why this was recommended to me but this feels so refreshing. Not a fucking vine compilation or a vlog. Just an old Gentleman showing off his collection of whine bottles.

[@timc460]

I think The solution is that that paper is supposed to be rolled up into a tube and stuck thru the neck of the bottle, and down over the red peg thing. (Probably with the bottle right side up u have to shake it around to move the peg under the paper tube) then once u slide the tube over the peg, flip the bottle and it will come out. .. now DO IT AND MAKE IT A VIDEO!! I wanna see it work!! lol

[@holtzman1378]

You got to love Tim's voice and attitude He is a proper gentlemen

[@ChickenPika]

3:02. That's probably the only worthwhile thing to do with Crown Royal.

[@mario63ist]

why am I so fascinated watching this even though I don't even drink wine..

[@GeekRemix]

This guy has cool friends.

[@Diana-wg1tm]

I absolutely love watching y'alls videos ❤❤❤❤❤

[@ladyterrilynn7522]

solution is the solution, I think water would be the solution.

[@JulianDale94]

I could listen to this guy say "bottle" for hours!!!

[@kdxl3603]

They were very nice truffles, unfortunately I've eaten all of them mood

[@Simjeon]

"I never liked the shape of the Klein bottle, it reminded me too much of things you use in hospital beds, but nevermind" Gold😄

[@jondabron5496]

r.i.p. bottle 4:09

[@mrbaker234]

hahahahahahahaha

[@TreeBeardNero]

the panic

[@gui18bif]

You sure do have a great bottle collection Tim. Well. I got surprised you didnt have a ship on a bottle... As that's the most common ones.

[@XvCiiA]

The paper is the solution, Put the paper in the tube in a cemi-circle fashion then learn the bottle to capture the piece. :)

[@ProfessorZanetti]

i thought the same thing!

[@Renwoxing13]

So... Tim is obviously a super hoarder! However, he is actually hoarding interesting, quirky, and unique items! Which in my opinion is an amazing endeavour, and he unlike most hoarders has a great COLLECTION rather then a bunch of garbage!

[@samuelfryer6844]

10:11 honestly thought he said- 'Ive never actually had a shit in a bottle myself' Hahahaha We love you Tim

[@Brettbren]

*Given the fact that the Penguin-shaped bottle uses a simple cork-like peg, it gives the bottle neck articulation so the Penguin can look left and right in a 360° radius.*

[@kashinimeyo]

“... from the crooked vine, one of my siblings gave it to me... and it had a very nice red wine in it” *label says chardonnay* Oh Tim doesn’t have much wine experience.

[@savvybruh1189]

Oh bless the old fiver 😭😭 Miss it so much 😂😂

[@moffat5914]

for the "solution bottle trick" roll paper into tube shape, insert into neck, trap red thing in paper tube, turn upside down

[@bazanv12]

My favorite was the Klein bottle. There are some interesting maths behind!

[@wolffiow9620]

use the paper to make the tube longer and trap the peg in one spot therefore is the solution

[@warriordrum]

Don't think for a second that Tim didn't leave out the solution to the Perrier puzzle on purpose. He's a trickster that one....

[@davydurham9460]

spin the green bottle on its side with a dowel and ball inside.

[@anthonypolaczuk5047]

Tim, that crooked vine bottle would make a great bong for your "chocolate truffles" wrapped in foil ;)

[@incognitoburrito7458]

I’m sure whenever Tom goes to a dollar store he’ll come out with some kind of cheap toy and say: “I’ve got this lovely little Chinese toy...”