GRANNY: Chapter 2

Granny is back and she reconciled her relationship with Grandpa over their mutual love of HUNTING YOU DOWN!! The mobile horror game you all know and love is BACK in Chapter 2!
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It's hard to find a good ios game these days and even harder to find a scary game! But Granny has returned with its weirdly spooky gameplay and equally spooky house. Grandpa adds a new twist to the game because you have to deal with 2 psychotic geriatrics at the same time! Get ready for some creepy fun!
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[@liammooney8780]

“I just need to walk quietly” *character sounds like a freaking tap dancer while walking*

[@SitcomZ_]

Accurate description XD

[@kokomollyroseheart5999]

As a tap dancer we walk quieter

[@fan4every1lol89]

Im still waiting for Pewdiepie to post on Spooktober

[@Knowvvee]

Oooooomg I'm your 1000th like

[@liammooney8780]

Are you Uncomfortable yet? Lol thank you guys, didn’t know this comment would blow up so much

[@hellomarjory]

Mark: *chooses darkmode* Game: *is dark* Mark: 'o'

[@scoringbox2176]

This looks like a job for Darkiplier

[@sarahsugarcane5467]

The fact that everyone knows what this is and can picture the meme

[@ashtheanimecat7077]

*shocked Pikachu face*

[@HappyLittleDefault]

‘o’ :D

[@mjrule8445]

'O'

[@jetfrancis8345]

Markiplier: *sees iron maiden* “that’s not a good thing” Also Markiplier: *goes inside the iron maiden*

[@epicman2789]

When granny sees you run to the hills run for your lives

[@kumocchin7057]

They gonna lock you in the Chokey

[@stoplookingatmyfaceplease342]

Knowledge

[@horr0rluvr]

🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@etla7921]

He's not a masochist

[@xraystudios3693]

Mark: Gets himself cornered in a small room, hoping no one will go in Also Mark: **LOUD NOISES**

[@oivatank]

Mark: “Da fuq is dark mode?” Mark 2 seconds later: “OH SHIT WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DARK?!?!”

[@lindsay5800]

Same logic as talking and skipping the page that shows controls then not knowing how to play. 😂

[@pelicanpixel]

69 likes

[@jacobthekirby]

469 likes

[@uhlusixn]

829 Likes 👍👍👍👍👍

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

@@jayhawkplayz1197 bruh are you seriously fishing for likes? Are you 12?

[@ItsAlreadyTaken35]

Granny: prepare for trouble Grandpa: make it double

[@glenjudge8273]

This sounds *awfully* familiar

[@kiwibuddy5341]

Mark: TEAM GRANDPARENTS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Tiny Box Tim: (makes tiny box tim noises angrily)

[@mykaylacobb7303]

Its Already Taken yeassss Pokémon referenceeeee

[@morbidly_grimm_555]

*Sounds like 9/11*

[@spikes7529]

@@glenjudge8273 team rocket!?

[@maxjones2122]

Mark: **chooses dark mode** Also Mark: **confused about why it’s so dark**

[@TheHollyhood8]

What does he keep saying Fuk

[@lwalker8130]

No one: No one at all: These captions: “Kroeber”

[@CICI-mt3cd]

I feel like everyone reading this put on captions just for that ik I did XD

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

L Walker-That’s not surprising, as that’s a legitimate name/thing, and that’s how Mark was pronouncing it.

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

L Walker-That comment was really dumb, honestly.

[@YourIngrownToenail]

@@user-ri3oz1hi4k full screen then and don't read these 'dumb' comments

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

wraxius well-Nah, they amuse me.

[@amalgam1210]

Markiplier: one more try 10 months later Markiplier: one more try

[@magg2636]

I was about to type this

[@Hello-uu9mq]

@@magg2636 same tho

[@lordhades8512]

You just reminded me of vanish

[@Captan40000]

Mafia Cat lol

[@magicfibre]

@@lordhades8512 Same

[@svisuals4932]

_Grandpa hits very hard_ Granny: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@leeyuhbeeyuh7076]

also granny:😩

[@mraesthetic3200]

A way to be sexual

[@anastachios]

Sonny lmao omg stop

[@mrman6035]

@@leeyuhbeeyuh7076 😳😳😳

[@Sifter2K]

Granny hits harder though... >.>

[@apinkchameleon]

Time Stamps for Jumpscares (Reposting so this doesn't get buried): 2:07 (Grandpa jumpscare) 3:46 (Grandma begins chasing you) 4:01 (Strange noise) 4:37 (Grandpa jumpscare) 5:38 (Sewer monster jumpscare) 6:44 (Grandma speaks) 7:15 (Grandma jumpscare) 9:44 (Grandma speaks) 11:11 (Grandma jumpscare) 12:26 (Grandpa speaks & laughs not too long after) 12:46 (Weird Mark thing) 14:15 (Grandma speaks) 16:04 (Strange noise) 17:55 (Grandpa jumpscare) 19:01 (Strange noise) (I think it’s Grandma but who knows? Maybe I everyone else does and I’m just an idiot) 19:45 (Grandma jumpscare) 20:52 (Grandma jumpscare) 21:36 (Grandpa jumpscare) 22:25 (Grandma jumpscare) (It really doesn’t get better) 26:35 (Grandma jumpscare) 27:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 28:03 (Grandpa jumpscare) 30:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 31:35 (Grandma laughs) 33:51 (Grandpa jumpscare)

[@robertgrays8790]

Rip

[@yourbluemom]

Thank you

[@reneeroberts3688]

So long

[@choose_optimism_rams]

AGGHHHHHHHHH ITS GRANDMA

[@alex-hg8pn]

tysm

[@jakubkohler4790]

The game: you need to be quiet unless you want to die Mark: Can I play the piano?

[@lilly2-8]

Jakub Köhler underrated comment💀💀

[@scrublord3376]

What he said

[@skimpskomp]

@@lilly2-8 how is this underrated

[@lilly2-8]

SmugHatKid at the time, it only had like 3 likes.

[@skimpskomp]

@@lilly2-8 o

[@deadinside_potato5197]

"Be Quiet. Granny hears everything Grandpa doesn't hear well but he hits hard." Sounds like my Grandparents.

[@ye-fg4yf]

Mine are the other way around lol

[@skyparnell9073]

mine is that both can't hear

[@charamells]

It'd be like that-

[@cassdun619]

My grandfather even had an hearing aid that would screech and hurt everyone else's ears and he wouldn't know 😩

[@tusnua8933]

Sounds like my parents

[@Ktakahashi18]

Mark: Continually plays scary games that involve stealth, patience, and staying quiet. Also Mark: Runs everywhere full speed, rounds corners so quick and is suprised when the enemy is there, and yells everything he's doing at the top of his lungs.

[@FJ-vy7gj]

“I apologize for my existence” Same

[@midnightwalks7938]

Me Too

[@HadrielGaming177]

So am I

[@Cynical_Crow]

I also

[@kawaiikutie1990]

Are u okay? Also same but

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

Same

[@xavi3074]

Mark: **gets spotted** Granny: Prepare for trouble Grandpa: *Make it double*

[@rock4glory713]

Xavier Veeris 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Naurdagnor]

YAS! PLEASE make this top comment, somehow.

[@cloaker2242]

It's double trouble

[@sylviagrove6082]

Team Gran waltzing around at the speed of slug, You should surrender now, you bloody mug (That’s the best I could come up with)

[@izzybizzy__]

OH MY GOD 🤣

[@chriscrongle]

Mark: “Man look at your kankles” Granny: immediately stops Mark: “Uhh... I didn’t say anything”

[@izrainayall-v-]

Just like justice jaclantern jack

[@bellaalcocer3207]

:3 hah

[@manishapawar9173]

What is the time mark?

[@KatE-uw3zm]

Savage king 17:15

[@mu0546]

@@KatE-uw3zm Who's a savage king?

[@Lyndelle_4010]

19:53 Mark: "This whole like... Mobile game thing... I wish it didn't exist. " His iPad: " I'ght, imma head out. "

[@PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILIC8]

7:07 Mark: *Drops* *clothe* *hanger* Mark after Granny hits him: “wHaT dId yOu hEaR, tHe sAfE?!”.

[@glassofwater281]

Grampy be like: "Sliiide to the left!" *DEMONIC SCREAMING*

[@isaacteegarden6267]

Glass of water 😂

[@bloodylegend2124]

Slide to the right

[@vhicdelacruz9083]

Criss cross! Criss cross! Cha cha real smooth!

[@702d02]

You have 666 likes 😬😂

[@glassofwater281]

Fee Mail I didn't realize lol

[@bleh4510]

Somethings I noticed playing the game: 1. Grandma will literally hear everything from anywhere. You could be in basement, drop a key and she'll still hear you even all the way upstairs. 2. Grandpa will occasionally sleep on the couch in the livingroom. I even tested dropping a key next to him to grab the Security key and he didn't even wake up. 3. Grandma plays the piano. This might mean she can't hear the sounds you make while she does. (This is just a theory.) 4. If you would rather find out where the gun case is by yourself by all means do but if you don't it is in the dinning room inside the bookcase.

[@janegohtintin]

2 was just like my grandpa Was

[@nerdlord6164]

Was?

[@janegohtintin]

@@nerdlord6164 he aint here anymore

[@xoxowt7545]

@@janegohtintin my deepest condolences

[@janegohtintin]

@@xoxowt7545 i got over it it was really long ago but thank you

[@mykaylacobb7303]

“DON’T DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE NO CHA VHA SILDE ON MEEEEEEEE”🤣🤣🤣 I love Mark❤️❤️❤️🤣

[@BootsThe_Cat]

Mark: Turns on dark mode Grampi: Its free relistate

[@user-tv1hh5vl1k]

“oH gOd GrAnDpY dOn’T Do ThE cHa-ChA sLiDe oN mEeEeEe” -Markiplier 2019

[@keith.8964]

*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@m3lee699]

grandpy: cha-cha real smooth *kills mark for the 14th time*

[@inquisitionagent9052]

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[@Mr_Murdersalot]

*get nae need*

[@beezechurger797]

Everyone just writes ~2019 memes in comments they could write today I ate my dog's poop just for fun then add ~2019 and you would get 1000000000000000 likes for this stuff BTW ~2019

[@jonahholland2332]

Markiplier: "Bold strategies..." Markiplier two seconds later: "Dies."

[@andy56duky]

Markiplier during the situation: *freaks out* "ah ah ah ah ah!"

[@greenonions785]

Jonah Holland mark “I’m never gonna beat this.” Me thinking “the new vanish”

[@kellym9190]

Read this just as that part played 😛

[@Account-vr4ch]

@@kellym9190 NO EMOJI!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@13r0k3n]

Me looking down in the comments and sees this.... Not two seconds later Mark: "Bold strategies..."

[@fairyshroomz4261]

Mark: Can I hide in the shower? Ima hide in the shower *Mark hides is shower* Granny:I SEEEEEEEE u *Mark slams door* Mark: no u don’t!

[@cr3ptsss]

Ok?

[@martins3942]

MARK 😐🧓

[@problematiclittlenoone]

This video is a little old but I couldn’t find one of these so here y’alls go. If you don’t need or want one of these, just move on. No need to be a jerk. I also might’ve zoned out in some parts of the video tell me if I miss any! 2:07 (Grandpa jumpscare) 3:46 (Grandma begins chasing you) 4:01 (Strange noise) 4:37 (Grandpa jumpscare) 5:38 (Sewer monster jumpscare) 6:44 (Grandma speaks) 7:15 (Grandma jumpscare) 9:44 (Grandma speaks) 11:11 (Grandma jumpscare) 12:26 (Grandpa speaks & laughs not too long after) 12:46 (Weird Mark thing) 14:15 (Grandma speaks) 16:04 (Strange noise) 17:55 (Grandpa jumpscare) 19:01 (Strange noise) (I think it’s Grandma but who knows? Maybe I everyone else does and I’m just an idiot) 19:45 (Grandma jumpscare) 20:52 (Grandma jumpscare) 21:36 (Grandpa jumpscare) 22:25 (Grandma jumpscare) (It really doesn’t get better) 26:35 (Grandma jumpscare) 27:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 28:03 (Grandpa jumpscare) 30:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 31:35 (Grandma laughs) 33:51 (Grandpa jumpscare) That was a lot. @-@ Well, have a nice day/night! Muah!

[@bellajackson]

You are very kind! :D

[@alligrea]

Thank god for you

[@olivia-xq5mb]

thanks

[@justhana6453]

Thank you so much you're so nice!!!!

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

Mark in Granny: "ya can't bear trap your way to success" Mark in Bigfoot: "WHERE ARE MORE BEAR TRAPS, I NEED MORE TRAAAAPSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAA"

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

DaDerpyCarrot obviously Granny took all of them

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 LOL I suppose that makes sense xD

[@anime_league0502]

@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 XD

[@mikehere9273]

Markiplier: That's not a good thing. Goes straight in it.

[@mastadonking3816]

Just like Jackscepticeye. "That's lava!" Then he just jumps in, head first.

[@jeremiahhere2786]

agreeable

[@allanbaker3958]

He never did solo against either of them to understand them better. AND HE NEVER FOUND THE INFINITE USE TASER! (you can re pickup the ammo after use.)

[@yanyuu_]

They both share the same braincell.

[@Ace_k_]

Tf I was abt to write ittt. And first comment to pop up.

[@Snofey1]

This is a fine example that game doesn’t have to look great or have complicated story to be good. As a horror game Granny fills it purpose really well. It’s not just jumpscares and funny looking blood stains. This is psychological horror at it’s best. It makes you feel like you are actually trapped in spooky house with crazy serial killers and you have to outsmart them. You need to focus and remember several details and try to think of solution under extreme pressure. It really puts your nerves in real test ☠️

[@CJfromtennessee]

Mark: "im not a professional, im sorry im not" Me: mark you have 24.8 million people watching you and you call your self a non-professional

[@ryanscott3188]

Are you assuming someones gender identity!?!? Lol.

[@CJfromtennessee]

@@ryanscott3188 IDK am I???!!!

[@AngelinaSkylove_719]

He underestimates himself

[@hxneyedbellsss]

@@ryanscott3188 you got the whole squad laughing😐

[@pixle-xz5ot]

Mark: *sees tentical monster* that's probably dangerous Also mark: *jumps in water with it*

[@Styxintheriver]

pixle 1326 *tentacle

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

Tentacle*

[@combinedingredients2294]

*Tentacle*

[@harrystone3527]

I've seen enough henti to know where this is going

[@scotty_studios]

pixle 1326 Giggity Giggity

[@guppi3347]

Mark: hides under bed "go awwaayy" Grandpa: *OH CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@gooop]

*sniff*

[@erducks624]

I keep laughing too hard at these

[@Chomprrr]

Wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHH

[@LeBronJames-sn4bn]

Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Take it back now ya’ll.

[@cutesisworld7118]

Lebron James cha cha now yall

[@xx_anime.edits_xx2085]

Granny: I SeE yOu Mark: HAHA tHaTs fUnNy bC u DoNt!!!

[@juliaroth4855]

Nobody: No one soul: Not one speck of dust: Not even God Himself: Markiplier: "sEcUriTaCkA"

[@steveminecraft7005]

Mark: Drops key "I didn't mean that" Mark: drops key again

[@Shadow-876]

Har har funny E joke

[@magg2636]

*E*

[@thegreatdokidefendertf2889]

E

[@marcusn9371]

E

[@therealpablocado7538]

M

[@desuklok.]

Mark: *is seen while he’s hiding* Grampy: Now it’s time to get funky

[@soupisedgy9385]

mark: *_take it back now yall_*

[@stoopdoop1978]

This comment is very underappreciated its a great comment😭

[@onyxrevolution4575]

*_slideeee to the left_*

[@camillaramirez2243]

Onyx Revolution **slideeee to the right**

[@pangkoulee7648]

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

[@Iamalwayswatchingyouall]

17:49 OH OH GOD NO GRAMPY DON'T DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE NO CHA CHA SLIDE ON ME

[@lieslwholovescookies6412]

I love how him turning up his graphics makes mine go down.

[@caliside7449]

Markiplier: *Hears beartraps* *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@GailOfRoses]

I feel so bad for laughing at that😭🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jamlesspbj7771]

😂

[@pancakeswithbutter4767]

When you get literal war flash backs because of a metallic clang

[@valneighrryou5124]

ᕙ[･۝･]ᕗ

[@Davisjames2026]

Shots fired

[@liamcullins]

20:25 “I apologize for my existence.” That’s a mood if ever there was one.

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

Why does your pfp look like a low res Trent Reznor from the 90s

[@liamcullins]

Don't know. It's just me taking a selfie, but I suck at taking selfies, especially if I'm smiling. Everyone tells me that it makes me look like a serial killer, but it's just me not smiling. I guess I'm just scary-looking in general. 😕

[@canislupusarctos2044]

@@liamcullins don't worry I am not good at Selfies either. You are completely normal :D 20:25 was so sad it was funny again XD

[@puppypawstudios5523]

4:24 Grampy: *"T H E R E Y O U A R E !!!"* Mark: *Tries to hide under the bed, but keeps coming in and out from under it* Grampy: *Does the cha-cha slide under the bed* Me who's never been found under the bed by grampy: ⊙.☉

[@sharius4735]

22:08 I spat out my porridge cause I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣

[@flawless_Cowboy]

I can't believe he still has the same scary game outro after all these years. Respect.

[@SharkieOttark]

Flawless Cowboy if it ain’t broke don’t fix it~

[@elijahstardust468]

@@SharkieOttark ah yes, good one

[@firockfinion3326]

"Just grandpa doing the cha-cha slide under the bed is, it's gonna haunt my dreams for the rest of my life." - Markiplier, 2019.

[@Mhalover-20]

Firock Finion you have golden thing

[@katiemcelhoes5198]

thats the most shit jumpscare ever, granny chapter one had better jumpscares

[@Lobotomit3]

Can someone please timestamp that? That is way too hilarious

[@Marsfart]

Markiplier: DARK MODE WAS A MISTAAAKE Me: ...AND so was IIII

[@suitmanwithaknife4400]

Mark:*runs from granny successfully Grandpa:*magically comes around a corner and smacks mark. Also Grandpa:stealth increased over 9000

[@starwarsfront8244]

„Im finding all the ways to die that’s great.“ - Markiplier 2019

[@LukeSkywalker01]

me too

[@phili.9304]

*KNOWLEDGE*

[@nightlord5102]

(Playing Dumb ways to Die song)

[@SheWolf_ArtGr]

Star Wars Front the more you know mark lmao XD

[@xxblazedwickedxx4586]

666 likes

[@waiffule]

Mark: *Turns on darker mode* Also Mark: *Surprised pikachu face now that the setting is actually darker*

[@kuraiwolf4047]

Granny: *sneaky as shit* Grandpa: "hehe, skull go crack!"

[@vaporeos8173]

2:00 When grandpa finds you up past your bedtime, so he kindly puts you to sleep

[@ModdedMarionette]

Mark: *Changes difficulty to “easy”* Me: “Oh well, now Mark can easily beat this game in no time.” Mark: *Turns on “dark” mode* Me: “F-

[@Harry_Kuntz.]

When??

[@DanhNguyen-jo7fm]

11:44

[@sumans7620]

Lol

[@nithsk]

Markiplier: I think I should avoid those tenticals. Also Markiplier: *jumps into the squid monster's water*

[@midnightwalks7938]

I Would Like Your Comment but you got a perfect *222*

[@kimberlytoasykins4346]

@@midnightwalks7938 noice

[@Lem92]

@Carmen Nieves same

[@failedfairytales22]

I mean i don't blame him. I had the exact same reaction when i played

[@bullet_outsmarter_5000]

I didn't know he was a star wars fanatic until I heard him call it a "saarlac"

[@WoWThatsCool2003]

I love how he said “grammy”

[@MistaDurdenn]

Mark: *Turns on dark mode* Also Mark: *wHy'S iT sO dArK??* Grandpa: *I sEe yOuU* Granny: *i sEe yOuUuUu*

[@TharsyanJaderuby]

Nobody: Mark: I can't see anything... GRAMPY: I S E E Y O U ! ! Mark: *screams in confusion*

[@hackerman6428]

Confused Screaming you mean

[@queensenpai6722]

@@hackerman6428 screams in confusion also works

[@jaerobinson2516]

Hacker Man no maam

[@ss-nu3qf]

@@queensenpai6722 but if weren't they referring to the meme?

[@aanishredha5801]

@@hackerman6428 A frickin hacker man !!!!!

[@anthonychen5559]

Mark: "I don't know what *DARK* mode is, but I turned it on" * everything gets darker * Moments later: "oH dark mode was a mistake"

[@wheelockwarlock]

lmao

[@richardkwan8654]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Not likely, Dashie wasn't able to beat the game on normal either🤙

[@ligersensei362]

Mark likes pressing red buttons and he needs to quit.

[@xx_anime.edits_xx2085]

12:21 Mark: Walks upstairs Gramps: I SEE YOU Mark: WHATTHEFACK

[@vsnags3009]

Granny: *walk around the cournor and sees mark* Mark: *gorila noises have been enabled* 6:27

[@svagglaorde4387]

Mark: "This whole like mobile game thing, I wish it didn't exist..." (1 second later) Mark: "MY PAD!!!!"

[@ayanochananimations6328]

I Pad: *Aight, im bout to head out*

[@NODnuke45]

I somewhat agree with him on that point, I mean, having mobile devices to play video games on is fine if some people are into that, but the way it exists now being basically exploited by every video game corporation and their mothers is absolute trash. In fact, the way the majority of the AAA video game industry is being exploited by every corporation and their mothers is absolute trash also. lol

[@jennabreckenridge8026]

It cost money bro

[@josellecatiis7816]

Try using imulator.. that you can play in computer I saw that in other youtubers can play in computer even though it is a mobile game

[@malexthegreat]

@@josellecatiis7816 it's spelt emulator

[@EVILKINGGANONDORF1]

Mark: This whole like Mobile game thing. I wish it didn't exsist. Instantly I-pad falls off table. Me: Careful what you wish for.

[@Daws0nian]

I just got to that part as I read it and got like two words in and he said it and I thought my inner dialogue was now marks voice

[@lizzymarlow5208]

the TRUE horror was Mark getting an ad.😏

[@WF-Ed1tz]

No one: Game: Grandpa hits very hard but doesn’t hear well Also game: granny hears very well so look out. Markiplier: she shits bare traps

[@jhannieyoville03]

Mark: *_sees weird tentacles coming out of the water_* Also Mark: ight imma head in

[@judaiyuki5597]

curiosity killed the cat and the people

[@foxbittles]

he says no to dark mode but says yes to tentacles

[@judaiyuki5597]

@@foxbittles suicide vs. murder mark picks suicide

[@slugintub2642]

😂

[@matthcw]

The way mark plays this game makes me have anxiety

[@kawaiiwitch5032]

Same

[@vaporeos8173]

Mark: (plays game) Matthew: (has anxiety) Me: (watches video a year after release and enjoys it)

[@mightycat761]

Hi

[@kawaiiwitch5032]

@@mightycat761 hello

[@ammynaten8392]

@@vaporeos8173 me too

[@LB0206]

5:44 Great, now I've got that song stuck in my head again... 🎶_Dumb ways to die~ so many dumb ways to die~ Dumb ways to di-i-ie~ So many dumb ways to die..._🎶

[@Boazdacatgamer]

"Shat out another bear trap"

[@clydexmation4583]

Shite out a bear trap

[@lilly2-8]

my favorite thing about mark is when he’s rushing or freaked out he starts babbling without thinking, “bold morning dew on my nips..”

[@Summer-dr6tt]

Me too 😂

[@sushisthecutest4012]

lol, thats the same thing I love about him too.

[@_Ruby23]

21:25

[@Li8aGun92]

hot

[@nataliecaya8917]

*it's almost poetic*

[@_Joshua_Watts_]

Mark: **sees Grampy** Also Mark: **hides under bed** Grampy: **sees Mark hide under bed** Also Grampy: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH! Mark: **dies**

[@vedemantodexter8857]

OMG ya🤣

[@maxm6615]

*funky town intensifies*

[@vedemantodexter8857]

@@maxm6615 lol

[@_Joshua_Watts_]

@@maxm6615 😂😂😂

[@pipperoonie]

*let’s go to work*

[@pancakeswithbutter4767]

When it says to “Use headphones for best experience” they mean use headphones for PTSD level paranoia

[@ClassicGuy57]

There’s another iOS game called “Grannie”. Ya, it’s spelled exactly like that. It looks really good and I think you would like it. Like so Mark can see this and play the game.

[@regicide5521]

4:10 - The patient seems to show signs of PTSD due to the sound of a bear trap being placed down. You can see their facial expression change as he gets into a defensive position ready to be scared.

[@cynthiaham8183]

He has to play more ayuoki it's the new vanish

[@darklord-rf8yd]

@@cynthiaham8183 Did he ever beat Vanish?

[@oeugv5521]

Lmao x)

[@rootheobserver]

darklord12345679 yes. I think. Or he came close and then failed horribly.

[@NODnuke45]

@@rootheobserver Both are true, he came close then got caught literally right before the exit out of the underground tunnels, he understandably was very upset and if I remember correctly, gave up for a while, but eventually he went back and beat the game.

[@lrnmusicvideos150]

Mark: Dark mode was a mistake Darkiplier: Am I a JoKe tO yOu¿

[@riley._.5332]

The only quote comment thats funny

[@musicalartist237]

LRN Music videos This is beautiful. Also, am I the only one who thinks Darkiplier is kinda cool?

[@riley._.5332]

@@musicalartist237 nope! Dark is probably the coolest of tge youtuber dark sides. Well, other than Anti

[@musicalartist237]

Love Many Fandoms yay, glad I'm not the only one who thinks so! Anti is definitely creepier than Dark, but I actually find that cool too. Anti and Dark are definitely the coolest KZbinr dark sides. Also, I like how Anti has a habit of popping up in the middle of Jack's videos. Sadly, Dark doesn't make as many appearances.

[@riley._.5332]

@@musicalartist237 yeah. They both have very different styles, and I think that's one of the things that makes them so cool.

[@jkskike4204]

Hopefully we get to see Mark play Granny 3 with Grandma, Grandpa and their Granddaughter Slendrina (yes its actually a thing)

[@christina3537]

“You can’t bear trap your way to success grandma!”

[@tyrawr4394]

Mark: *sees an iron maiden* Also Mark: gets inside immediately

[@reinieden2379]

I call them "spikey wives"

[@TGymer]

he likes to force death scenes

[@sweetfighter2592]

I'm pretty sure he did the same thing in one of his Amnesia playthroughs lol

[@habdman]

I would start listening to rock but ok

[@tree873]

The vergin Iron maiden: stays still Can't shoot Only useful for execution The Chad Lead maiden Can shoot Annoying to deal with Can move

[@jacklox2plays698]

Full Jumpscare Highlights: "!! !!" means it's a BIG jumpscare. Attempt 1: 1:04 4:24 Doesn't like it Mark. !! 4:35 !! Peek-a-boo. 5:36 Nom Nom ^^ 6:27 Where aaareee you? 7:13 Yes Mark we did >:) 11:08 Dead. Attempt 2: 11:53 12:17 Darker Mode was an excellent idea. 12:43 A Heist With Markiplier Sneak Peak (October 30th). 13:20 If you can't see anything Mark, then why do you charge up the stairs like that. . . 13:57 But Granny can see YOU! 15:47 Close Call. 17:47 It's Grampys Turn 18:38 GRANDMA!!! 19:41 There's no getting past Grandma. 20:48 Don't look down too long. . . 21:33 I See You! 22:21 Cry louder Mark, wont draw in any attention. . . Mark does A practice session at 23:13 Attempt 3: 25:22 25:47 Yes, Grandad is coming down to check on you. 26:33 Nope. 27:17 I said NOPE! 28:00 The New Tag Team Champions Have Won! !! 30:15 !! Crowbar ain't gonna help you here Mark. 32:00 Your assumption were once again incorrect. 33:50 Two Time Tag Team Champions.

[@Xx_Alichino_xX]

Thank you

[@jacklox2plays698]

@@Xx_Alichino_xX No Problem :D

[@joshuamortell3007]

Thank you kind sir, now I can continue being a coward 😅

[@jacklox2plays698]

@@joshuamortell3007 Aww don't be like that man, i'm sure there's a brave little adventurer within all of us, I just happen to be one of the stupid ones that make these type of comments to help others.

[@andysspectacular9539]

Jacklox2 Plays thanks but do you know where mark says don’t Cha Cha slide to me?

[@jaslyn9126]

Markiplier: AHHH DONT HIT ME NO! me: MOVE RUN DO SOMETHING!

[@jasonbrown5219]

17:54 Grandpa does the cha cha slide on Markiplier

[@AlexMourning5635]

"Darker mode was a terrible idea, I can't see anything" Grandpa: I see you!

[@chickentenders697]

Mark: Stands still when grandpa approaches him and dies Mark: “I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT THIS IN MY LIFE”

[@benbot0733]

Glad to see someone talking about Half-life in this day and age.

[@wheelockwarlock]

mobile controls my man

[@ezioauditore9364]

@@benbot0733 I just finished the original trilogy for the forth time last month, I love them. Blue shift was literally the game that taught me wasd.

[@sivander8740]

666th like The Devil has chosen me

[@flyingfish7073]

@@benbot0733 it is indeed

[@horrorkesh2]

There's always something so funny about Mark's sheer panic at times

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

17:54 CHA CHA SLIDE BOIIII

[@camidoesart]

Mark: "How DoEs ShE jUsT sHiT OuT A BeAr TrAp?!" Me: "One of life's many mysteries..."

[@eryikahkane7419]

Omg its a fu***** he

[@damiens5421]

@@eryikahkane7419 what are you saying no f word is spelled like that and wtf are you even saying

[@natemora9172]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[@chubbybun6495]

Ava Brownie I do

[@KatE-uw3zm]

17:21

[@ooo629ooo]

Mark: *drops something* Mark: "Oh god, did you hear that?" Mark: *gets caught* Mark: "wHaT dID yOu hEaR?"

[@ravenduh5793]

What’s the numbers mean

[@cmillspa1]

Also Mark: “I’ll fuckin do it again like 5 minutes later, too.”

[@jamiesmith1324]

evry markiplier video ever

[@azumi2252]

17:54 Grandpa: Cha Cha Real Smooth~

[@sooper_succ7354]

“Grandpa can do the cha cha slide” Should not have laughed as loud as I did

[@-Anemr-]

"I wish I didn't turn Darker mode on..." *Darkiplier slightly frowns in the corner*

[@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523]

idk why but this made me laugh for a good while

[@aenstein]

Is this a sexual innueando?

[@amelancholybrown2686]

@@aenstein it always is with mark

[@quagnam438]

@@cynd4r228 not until october 30

[@damienmrmunch1800]

Jack's evil side? Septiplier?

[@YourMotherAnd420]

20:00 Mark: I wish mobile games didn't exist His Pad: I'mma head out

[@LuzNoceda4162]

Lmaoo that got me

[@lemono5954]

Mark getting the spark plug again is kinda poetic in a way 22:23

[@lolosbizarreadventure]

mark: i am not a professional also mark: has a whole setup and almost 30 million subscribers

[@gatitomiguelito]

Mark: Man look at your kankles Granny: *stops* Mark: Granny: *continues to walk* Mark: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@guppi3347]

Gold 😂😂 an underrated comment right here

[@thepotatoweeb5150]

Bakubro

[@lesburris7477]

IM ALWAYS COAM AND RASHAL YOU RED HAIR LOSER# love ka-chan

[@gooop]

Bokuhoe?!

[@ava-wo9ol]

PLSSSS

[@iwindows_]

Granny: *coming down the stairs* Markiplier: *AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT*

[@ng-jg6cm]

Snaake granny: *goes back up the stairs* mark: *ight im back*

[@hunny2872]

Bro I died when he kept accidentally going in and out from over the bed 😭 “oh shit OH SHIT” 😭

[@ciarajenae7986]

Markiplier is such a ray of sunshine, he's just so positive, cheerful and enlightening. Markimoo deserves the worlddddd

[@yellowbananago]

Anything: **drops** Mark: why do I hear boss music

[@raegandillon46]

"You can't just bear trap your way to success" -Markiplier

[@elizajohnson8945]

Raegan Dillon i wanna use this as my senior quote 😂

[@soullessginger9912]

Raegan Dillon THERE IS NO MAGIC PILL!

[@itsyagirlmikki1094]

warning at the start of the game: WARNING granny hears EVERYTHING Markiplier: *drops things and makes the floor creak* "did she hear that"? viewers: YES SHE DID, RUUUUUUUUNNNN

[@Seastud]

Granny: Where are you? Mark: You're voice has gotten even better then before grandma Me: Lets count how many times he looked scared when she talking in part one😂

[@morganabraham8450]

Markiplier: "Why did I turn on Dark Mode?? Dark mode SUCKS!!" Darkiplier: *maniacal laughter in the distance*

[@noname-gg3dr]

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[@iamacircusfreak7367]

For once, someone thinks like me. XD

[@nyguelpena3427]

all we need now is a fan game of darkipler