Greatest Wrestling Promo Ever Cut

Not only will he give him one of these - but also one of those
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[@tractormike685]

My wife says pro wrestling is complete nonsense. Obviously, this proves her wrong.

[@clayton5584]

Divorce her now!

[@user-oy6sk8ko1w]

They watch Real Housewives Shows. They don't have one of these and one of those with Pirate Voice Effects!!!!

[@thisissteeev]

You gotta give her one of deeze followed by one of doze

[@bigdaddytrips6197]

Nonsense 😂

[@erosthespacesoldier1712]

Hahaha... your wife is completely correct!!! But, it was entertaining back in the 70s and 80s.

[@briantaylor7354]

One of the saddest quotes from his upcoming Dark Side of the Ring episode: "He could still kind of give them one of these...but he just couldn't give them one of those anymore."

[@donk3ynuts_]

Underrated comment

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

🤣😂🤣😂🤘

[@TheSuckoShow]

"*sniff* I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

[@ryandavis4448]

You tell em, daddy!

[@steveburtonomaha]

That’s what she said

[@RunDAZ]

I was confused until Sinister came in to clarify things.

[@drunkensailor112]

😂😂😂

[@E.C.2]

These boys were genius level,seriously.

[@ryanbailey5709]

Indeed. Sinister is the vanguard of clarification.

[@eldrow]

😅😂🤣

[@kayhaich]

Was very helpful with putting a name to a face too

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

His finisher without a doubt is named the "why I outta"

[@Brogus_D]

AHH 😂😂😂

[@brianmills5302]

And right before that he yells," Come here to me! Come here to me!" 😂😂

[@manuginobilisbaldspot2]

His setup is the ‘no see!’ in the ol Muggsy voice

[@TygerDryve]

😂😂😂

[@eldrow]

Best comment, ever!!!😂😅

[@Diggy22]

Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order? "Yeah, gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of those!!!" Would you like fries with that? "AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!"

[@Fredrique66]

I laughed harder than I should have.. But probably not

[@gurkagurkadurka6688]

You gotta have Sinister popping in from the side to help place the order, though.

[@RyanReidSpeaks]

When you have a warehouse surplus of Dese and Dos.

[@troywright359]

When you have Dese and Dos tattooed on your knuckles.

[@codedxxx]

🤣

[@clintoncox5917]

Deez n Doze, Here n Dare, Diss-Waze n Datt-Waze

[@RickCrespo78]

Deez what?

[@TeganCantEven]

This absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

The only thing worse than getting "wonadeez" was getting "tooadeez" which no one lived to tell the tale.

[@ggggloveking9419]

Tooadeez on the chin is the worst

[@snerdterguson]

Unless you're the Ultimate Warrior, in which case you would no sell a nuclear bomb.

[@blackatheistmillionaire1636]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timthegem]

@@snerdterguson Please. Goldberg would be standing there shaking out the cobwebs for a half second before giving him a botchy clothesline.

[@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786]

​@@ggggloveking9419yeah, tooadeez nutz!

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

The title of this video made a very bold promise, and it delivered.

[@cecilnewson8876]

Nope nope nope. Dusty's Rhodes' "Hard times" promo is the best ever.

[@ChuckTheCuckPeralo]

​​@@cecilnewson8876we got a jokester in here guys. Let's give him a good laugh so he comes back with more. Lol Dusty Rhodes couldn't cut a promo to save his damn life. If he could maybe he'd have become somebody and made an impact. He had potential in ring, but his boring interviews always killed interest in his matches so he never drew a dime. I feel like his promos held him back and are the main reason his impact on the industry was minimal. That's why his legacy isn't ever brought up. Unlike this guy. You know, the one in the video. Whatever his name is. How is he not in the Hall of Fame?

[@seantaft3853]

​@cecilnewson8876 do we need to give you one of these and give you one of those?

[@007Hutchings]

@@seantaft3853 You are right, daddy. He most certain needs one of these, and one of the those as well why not.

[@fredbarron8582]

WWE Writers take note...

[@parakeet8157]

ROFL!

[@E.C.2]

They suck too badly to be this good. Its like a boardroom meeting nowadays.BORING!

[@littleblackcat2273]

Yeah, sounded like a great scripted promo!

[@rise5558]

😂Amazing

[@ParticleLarry]

I see you've given up on AEW

[@AndreaOsiander]

- What is your ring name? - Ahhhrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh

[@PassengersMusic777]

Damn that’s a brilliant wrestling name. Argh the Inhuman

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

Dude like imagine if this dude was never given a name. Had no theme song, just him angrily marching to the ring with multiple people trying to hold him back. And he just beat the crap out of people and refused to elaborate.

[@MelancoliaI]

@@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 that's actually brilliant

[@mariomanningfan]

​@@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576guys in the ring like "oh fuck, here he comes." "Who?" "That fucking screaming guy"

[@miscetc-tm2yt]

If this guy wrestled in WWE I'd watch every week.

[@tomd9555]

Better than Roman Reigns

[@theoneanton]

​@@tomd9555...aaaaand the Big Dog JUST GOT ONE OF THOSE

[@glenmorgan4597]

​@tomd9555 by far, this guy is the business

[@miscetc-tm2yt]

@@glenmorgan4597 Oh, he's money!

[@holmesglenn]

it really needs the insanity back

[@user-oy6sk8ko1w]

As if this isn't a giant block of gold the manager comes in to clarify things for us all and pours liquid gold all over the giant block of gold.

[@billphilips8522]

hahahahahahaha!!! you're killing me!!!

[@gradyjohnson7853]

Straight fire

[@MrM-u3h]

Signature: OneaDeez Finisher: OneaDoze

[@newfiejesus]

wunnadeze/wunnadoze

[@UMAMIMAMU]

I will never, ever, EVER not click on this. EVER. From herein anytime this is in my recommendations it will get clicked. _Guaranteed_ . The very definition of "must see TV".

[@Kevin-pu6bt]

I have watched this a dozen times and shared it at least that many times ! Not exaggerating - I'm crazy grateful I stumbled upon this gold nugget. "Favorite"!!!

[@UMAMIMAMU]

@@Kevin-pu6bt IT SIMPLY DOESN'T GET OLD.

[@matthewdunham1689]

I’ve watched this more than a dozen times already and I’ve only found this two weeks ago or so. 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@maskofvulcan7491]

To be fair, those Parts Unknowners have always been a little crazy

[@JoeBagadonuts-hg8jz]

As Jesse Ventura once observed, people in Parts Unknown are always wearing masks for some reason. He also said there are apparently no scales there because nobody ever knows what wrestlers from Parts Unknown weigh.

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

I visited there once, didn't know I was there until after I arrived. Gained a ton of weight the first day, then lost it all right before I left. I mean literally ALL of it. I was zero pounds as I floated out of town. Fun fact: It's actually the only way to leave. There's not really much to eat there. The masks denote who is related to who.

[@mcentepede]

This promo right up there with Ultimate Warrior, Missing Link, the Berserker and other "Parts Unknown". Undertaker was originally from Death Valley, which is a legit place so he went on to be legendary

[@stlfatman]

I just went to Parts Unknown for vacation last summer. Visited the world's largest facepaint factory. The Missing Link was the guest of honour.

[@ZippyDChimp-mr1tf]

Deez guys are from parts unknown near Chicago.

[@HepCatJack]

- How do you explain your loss ? - I was able to block one of these but I wasn't expecting one of those. I should have watched his promo.

[@joesretrostuff]

This made me laugh more than it probably should have

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Only comment thread ive ever liked every single fucking comment on 😂😂

[@anthonyterry8162]

Its like your great grandpa telling you on how hes going to fight the neighbor down the street.

[@gradyjohnson7853]

I thought that was my grampa

[@anthonyterry8162]

@@gradyjohnson7853 😂

[@SvenS2]

Your crazy uncle after you dad refuses to lend him any more money

[@morgancook5000]

So what's your name?? "Ragh!!" And flexes 😂😂😆😆

[@markwarburtontkd]

@@morgancook5000 the entire video didn't upload for some reason. After this cuts off, the manager actually says "his name is i give him one of these and i give him one of those." I swear to god

[@troywright359]

@mpwarburton I heard when he goes for an eye test, the optician asks him "what do you see" and this guy replies "Dese and Dose"

[@Yabbadabbadoo66]

@@troywright359 Lol, and dose and dese

[@jeremydedrick4054]

​@@markwarburtontkdmanager "sinister" does say it in your clip.

[@BDW0000]

How I pump myself up for work everyday

[@Strangepete]

ur boss: "who.. who are you, actually?" u: "raaaaah..."

[@goldenagenut]

" I'd like a quarter pounder combo with a coke." " Oh yeah? Raaaarr, I'll give you one of these ..hamburgers and I'll give you one of those... small fries... raarr, raarr, and here's your cup - raaaaar! Have a nice day or I'll give you one of these!... "

[@BbNaB]

@@goldenagenut Halloween costume working at a drive through

[@BbNaB]

when they ask to see the manager they come to the window looking like Sinister

[@sweetpepino1907]

Playing with 10 Strength, and 1 intelligence be like

[@gradyjohnson7853]

Mongo only know where choo choo go.

[@saintvilest]

LOL

[@daveconleyportfolio5192]

His name is BOGO. Buy one of these, get one of those free.

[@stylex19]

🤣🤣🤘🏾

[@chrisegonmusic]

Underrated comment

[@Vibe_Thoughts]

You win 😂

[@jaylong4705]

So many comments have more likes but you, sir, won this comment section

[@tobiasfarragut292]

😂 Wheeze Laughter 🏆

[@danoc51]

This is fantastic! In less than a minute, these three gentlemen very proficiently and succinctly demonstrate why I'm addicted to professional wrestling!

[@ScottTX79]

I can’t think of anything more agonizing than receiving one of deez, and knowing it’s only a matter time before you receive one of doze

[@blackravenchris]

One of the greatest comments of all-time on KZbin. Well done.

[@christianzafiroglu6705]

Sometimes the comment section is somehow even better than the video. Well done, people.

[@punkem733]

Sometimes I don't think everyone has watched the vid.

[@smittyinwootown5640]

That’s the way it is with a ton of videos. The comment section is plain Hilarious. 😂

[@BloodofChrist-jx8te]

I am crying with laughter

[@tw3957]

I found this clip over a week ago and must have viewed this at least 100 times since.

[@MoneGetsIt]

Looks like you have watched it 100,000 times now.

[@warpdrivefueledbyinsomnia8165]

Ah, yes, my favorite masked wrestler, "AUGHH!!!" I don't understand why the interviewer was having any trouble with him, he clearly put his name out there.

[@johnmarty2966]

This is back when wrestling was real.

[@brucebr1037]

Gen-u-ine!

[@aszteroidt]

It's still real to me, dammit!!

[@ericwermes394]

"The Sinister Minister of Fear" is my Father...he's still alive and well. We aren't sure about the other two guys. We are both having a lot fun seeing these old clips from back in day. Much more of this on the Salovdi Wrestling Channel if you guys want to take a look.

[@adamdallas6096]

Who are the others?

[@mmaphilosophy]

Big Daddy putting an American Brooklyn accent on

[@mmaphilosophy]

That's not the sinister though. This was the 80s. Sinister would of only been teens or early 20s when this video was shot.

[@ericwermes394]

@mmaphilospphy...that is the "Sinister Minister of Fear" from the 80s...who is almost 70 years old now. His gimmick was replicated by the ECW guy who went by the Sinister Minister (not "of fear").

[@mmaphilosophy]

@@ericwermes394 Ahhh right

[@jackkitchen737]

I've been on the receiving end of one of these, and one of those. Neither of which was a picnic.

[@hannibalharkonnen7612]

This shit is so much better than modern wrestling.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

T.K. Gon sign him real soon…Thanks Guys

[@mplslawnguy3389]

1000% better. Wrestling used to be great because of the characters and personalities. Modern shit is terrible. Zero personalities.

[@ScaryGarrySG1]

My 3 year old Nephew gave the same promo the other day

[@DavidPSt1]

I would live to see the match that followed, just to see whether he delivered one of these and one of those.

[@theblueoctopus4494]

While he did give him a couple of "theses" he got disqualified before he could give him any "thoses".

[@DavidPSt1]

@@theblueoctopus4494 also, did he ever get his hands around his opponents neck?

[@thisissteeev]

​@@DavidPSt1 Yep. That's why he got disqualified

[@davisbowe8668]

@@theblueoctopus4494 Probably for the best, if he gave his opponent any "thoses" he probably would've seriously injured them.

[@MegaphoneFranke]

@@davisbowe8668absolutely. All of them “thoses” looked totally stiff.

[@colingram8785]

adding the knee lifts just provides the cherry on the icing....voila!!

[@mauricesoulis1590]

I swear to God this is how it went down in the finance booth with the closer at the Kia dealership I went to😂

[@gradyjohnson7853]

This is kinda what I went through at a timeshare seminar after i told them no. Meand my wife had to walk about a mile back to the car.

[@mauricesoulis1590]

@@gradyjohnson7853 Wow same here but at Disneyland! Back in the late 90’s they pushed their own. They woke us up at 6:30am at the Disney Hotel. Needless to say we never went after that awakening😂🤬

[@gradyjohnson7853]

@mauricesoulis1590 that was probably the same place. Go thru the spiel thru 4 handlers, and every time the round gets tougher. And they more or less insult you, and I think that they honestly can't believe you would say no. They parked us at the edge of the property like a mile and a half away and drove us back to the conference hall at the crack of dawn. And we saw maybe two couples walking and didn't think much anything about it. But after like 4 hours they showed us the door and guess what no ride back to the car. I called it the walk of shame. I was so damned mad. When they sold one ,bells went off like you hit the lottery. But it was really for them. I half expected them to carry us to the top of the building and throw us off. The people we dealt with were downright ugly when we told them no. This was in 2008 before the big crash. I am glad I didn't cave. I almost did but then they passed me off and then I was going to poke them in the eye. They are a bunch of you know what.

[@gradyjohnson7853]

@mauricesoulis1590 if you passes anybody walking through the parking lot it was probably us.

[@mauricesoulis1590]

@@gradyjohnson7853 I’m in Bay Area but there was a famous LA auto dealer called Cal Worthington- big tall southern dude with a big hat. His dealership had one entrance n one exit but the way u got out (or escaped) was u had to run over spikes. Also notorious for throwing yer trade in keys on the roof or mysteriously misplacing them😂 The good old days of fighting at the auto dealers- I miss that🏆

[@robsmith8286]

I love how the manager walks in to save him and blows it too lol

[@terryeubanks8797]

This promo was already perfect. He just wanted to be a part of it.

[@MasonMendes]

Blows it?!?! Nah fam, ENHANCED IT 🔥😤🔥😤🔥😤🔥

[@JimTedz]

He didn't blow anything. He helped drive the point home.

[@Killswitch-Overdrive.]

Save it? This is gold.😂😂

[@trscsaeg]

Pretty sure everything here went the way it was intended. This was probably just as funny as it happened as it is now and was meant to be such a

[@chickenalaking1319]

Never knew Svengoolie was a wrestling manager.

[@conspiracyx8916]

I was thinking the manager looks more like Johnny Depp

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

I thought Raven ​@@conspiracyx8916

[@davidjohnson834]

It's like it's both

[@davidjohnson834]

Almost like... he IS one of those, but also-- he is one of THOSE as well.

[@fixpacifica]

@@conspiracyx8916 Johnny Depp is who I was thinking of, too.

[@rickneal4967]

One of the few times a KZbin title lives up to it's claim

[@camaro1139]

This has to be the best promo/comments EVER!!!

[@silverscat6770]

In my 66 years.....

[@BloodofChrist-jx8te]

Defo I am crying

[@rtyuik7]

'whats your name?' "Juan" 'Juan? Juan who?' "Juan Adeez, and Juan Adoze"

[@riquepr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Viper505repiV1]

How on earth did Russo not make name a Lucha tag team that?

[@derekrobinett1543]

I was expecting “it doesn’t matter what your name is”. Fail

[@paulx7620]

Got me 😂

[@footiebloke]

That's a masterclass in character building.

[@Nightdreamr]

Tells you everything you need to know about the character

[@SirGutWriter]

Indeed, the greatest. Even the Iron Sheikh never threatened to give his opponents one-a 'dese & one-a 'dose.

[@troywright359]

But did he choke em like dis?

[@mcentepede]

I think the Iron Sheik coined the term "Jabroni". Sheik in my top five Heel wrestlers all time

[@needsaride15126]

@@mcentepede Sheik made the term popular but he did not originate the word.

[@fixpacifica]

He did break their back make them humble.

[@thinkbeforyouvote]

I don't know about all that... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmPOmqmFr5t0psk

[@MikeBesk]

And my brother wonders why I love wrestling.

[@mplslawnguy3389]

I LOVED wrestling, back when it was full of entertaining characters like this. What happened in the ring was secondary.

[@troywright359]

By the time he's finished with his opponents, they'll be singing "Head, shoulders, dese and dose"

[@patrickdaly5068]

Oh man that is great! 😂

[@troywright359]

@patrickdaly5068 i should have thought better for a sec and said: Doc: "tell me where he hurt you" Opponent: "head shoulders dese and dose"

[@Jeremywiththejericho]

This needs more likes 😂😂

[@Mandrahale]

I think this promotion takes place in a van down by the river😂😂😂😂😂

[@livewire2474]

Most definitely 😂😂😂😂

[@dalegribble1205]

Awesome reference

[@hk47meatbags55]

Where the hell did Johnny Depp come from 🤣

[@OdaVenom]

Yeah, it's like Depp from Dead Man, but with complexion of the chubby guy with feathers from that movie. 😆

[@zachary_attackery]

easy big daddy

[@davisbowe8668]

I thought it was Mickey Rourke.

[@gregdebacker4998]

Court

[@JackOSUrulz]

I was thinking Sinister had some Old Gregg vibes

[@Mecha_Neko]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume he's gonna give em one of these and then give him one of those

[@brett919]

I am so glad the manager came in for some clarification. I fully grasped he was going to give 'im one a these, but I needed to hear again he was gonna give 'im one a those.

[@benhubbell7525]

One of these one of those wrestling promo gold

[@markwarburtontkd]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2qpgGuqd8tob6ssi=ovZlto4cCltugW84

[@mcentepede]

This promo easily tops The Ultimate Warrior's promos where he just snarls and growls

[@Rondondemarco]

​@@mcentepede this could have been some warrior influence. Warriors intergalactic ramblings looking like human trenbulone was actually epic as a youngster to see 👁️

[@benhubbell7525]

@@markwarburtontkd I wish Patrice o Neal could have seen this

[@Justin_L_Smith_]

This guy would've been huge if Hogan didn't bury him.

[@fredrogers9513]

Bro, that has me rolling..

[@johngallagher72]

"Getting one of 'dese' or 'dose' doesn't work for me brother" H.H

[@chrisitalia8868]

Typical Hogan making him job to him to sell more hulkamania products

[@ls.c.5682]

I'm sure in some upcoming interview Hulkster will drop one of his infamous fat lies and say he taught this guy all he knew about one a deez and a coupla doze, brother

[@gradyjohnson7853]

Well, you kinda have to know what in the hell is going on

[@donnamylife1981]

I keep watching this over and over

[@Kevin-pu6bt]

I can't stop!!!!

[@zachary_attackery]

Al Snow just played this on Vince Russo's podcast and Russo said "I actually love this"

[@markwarburtontkd]

Whoa - Like from this link on my profile? Or another post

[@davisbowe8668]

Russo probably would’ve booked this guy to be world champ.

[@sparkywilson1405]

This guy is star enhancement material, this is hilarious

[@jikal9032]

Bro

[@edmondcamp2878]

Vince Russo the guy that killed WCW.

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

This is how all wrestling promos should be, simple and to the point, with some random growling.

[@RyanJohnson-ed5hv]

Jumpin Jeff Farmer has been dethroned as the king of wrestling promos. This guy turned the tables on Jumpin Jeff in a wrong way. Jeff's gonna be...................mad, now.

[@johnwilburn]

yip

[@markwarburtontkd]

He's gonna need to go full force

[@troywright359]

Monster 2 likes Good times. He knows what might be right for dese, might not be right for dose.

[@killjoydklown]

Good news for motley crews

[@RyanJohnson-ed5hv]

​@killjoydklown Absolutely! But bad news for Richie Rouge or Dynamite Keith Watkins. That guy would tear them apart. I bet the brutal, Vicious, intimidating, rapist, pedophile Wild Bill Ash would love to have him as a tag team partner.

[@carlosroderick501]

Your drunk uncles at the end of the cookout.😂😂

[@LiveFreeOrRIP]

My wife saw me watching this and she said. What the actual hell are you watching.. I said its wrestling. She just looked at me and was like what in gods name do I see in you.... I just smiled...

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Best comeback a “welp youre with me!”smile

[@ryanm4281]

I left my kids at home alone to see this guy wrestle in person. When CPS saw this promo, they were disgusted that I didnt bring the kids to see such a once in a lifetime star live.....

[@jstnsmutek]

Me talking sexy to my wife telling her I'll give her one of these and one of those 😂

[@goldenagenut]

Whoever that guy is he is absolutely shining! This is wrestling promo gold!

[@coyotebillkc9185]

This is the greatest thing on KZbin

[@CaptDavyJones]

Send this video to Cornettes podcast, he will prolly know who ‘one of these’ is, lol

[@markwarburtontkd]

Please send them this link!

[@TheShadowBrigade]

I think it is Joe Tomasso.

[@rjmaxx1258]

Keep this thread posted if he talks about it, please.

[@ambassador724]

@@TheShadowBrigade nope

[@byff2323]

I’m at a loss for words. Just…BRAVO!!!

[@guardian08527]

Best presidential campaign speech I have heard in the last 25 years!

[@mwfudge]

That ranks right up there with the Dusty Rhodes "Hard Times" promo.

[@user-oe1ch7mw2i]

ThIs promo is better than the pipebomb

[@sahidmussaba1350]

He was out of line asking "who are you?"... "Aaaaaaaaaaah!!"

[@What.99]

I don’t know who the fuck these guys are, but I sure wish I had grown up watching them lmao.

[@gradyjohnson7853]

Be real easy to follow. I word aaaaaaaaagh.

[@WuSezer]

The kicks are everything

[@markwarburtontkd]

Somebody needs to locate this guy

[@NerudoP-Clowes]

This tireless beast could GO. The 60 minute draws he had with the likes of Flair and Race are legendary! And if you haven't seen his AJPW run.... well, Hansen and Vader did their best to fill his shoes, but two men can only do so much.

[@leonconnelly5303]

Thats what a wrestlers body should look like

[@benbaxter5000]

When people say wrestling is fake.... ...just give 'em one of these, and give 'em one of those!

[@tomany65]

Next time when someone asks for my name I'll answer with 0:19

[@kirkboon9613]

Still better than ANYTHING the WWE has come out with for the last 15 years.

[@B3Band]

False. You clearly don't watch.

[@chrischar9428]

He's playing wrestler. Just like aew

[@ls.c.5682]

@@B3Band Relax man, he's just playing heel to us babyfaces

[@RageyRage82]

I have come back to this like 20 times in the past two days. Friggin hilarious! It's what will go throigh ny mind when someone pisses me off lol!

[@markwarburtontkd]

Part 3! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHuYq6V8e5x7nrssi=6h6icND3hv1Rn2BS

[@Kveerforever]

Blurring the lines between fiction and reality with an intensity that can only be rivalled by AEW's sports based presentation

[@Rydonattelo]

My dad over heard me watching this from the next room and shouted through ... " Are you watching that Dog the Bounty Hunter shite again? "

[@aaronlewis5063]

Hilarious!! The choke was priceless. 😂😂. Bring this gimmick back. I’ll watch every week. 😂😂.

[@thegreat1007]

This 57 second segment is better than WWE's entire present day modern existence...

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

You should include some jokes about McMahon's booking so everyone knows how out of touch with modern wrestling you are.

[@WhatInTarnation799]

He’s right though.

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

@@WhatInTarnation799 Not really.

[@dreadtrain2846]

@@juststatedtheobvious9633 He's 100% correct. If my math is correct, that means you're wrong.

[@TequilaToothpick]

In any other year you may have been correct, but the WWE is in a huge boom period right now.

[@neux64]

I close my eyes, and it sounds like a mad man channeling angry Bugs Bunny energy.

[@modev4163]

The real shock master

[@Jilktube]

I gotta say, I do want to see this guy fight now, so this promo certainly did its job.

[@nathaniellawrence9325]

LOL. After he asked his name he went right to factory reset.😂

[@torliebenfels5618]

There's no way wrestling is fake. Nobody could be that good at acting.

[@sammydane5988]

He's got me saying, "I'll give 'em one of these! And give 'em one of those!" 😂

[@jeffd5759]

This guys finisher is called Da Finisher

[@BillWalkowitz]

I remember this as we had Bob Luce's WWA on TV in Chicago growing up. "Give em one of these then one of those", still cracks me up when I see it.

[@markwarburtontkd]

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[@knightshousegames]

He's actually a Rhodes Scholar and master thespian His manager just tied his mask too tight that night.

[@R8DRBeagle]

Jumping Jeff Farmer found the fridge I see.

[@LordDeBahs]

yep

[@sjdhgydhfyrn1023]

"Give him one, Daddeh!"

[@jaredbrame5639]

This guy makes Da Crusher sound like Nick Bockwinkel!

[@ethanbloodborne]

I initially thought this was Tugboat, but now I'm curious. 😂

[@oddsavage]

That would be a shocker.

[@patrickdaly5068]

@@oddsavageI see what you did there!

[@harshckuk]

Was having a bad day. This brings a smile to my face.

[@jerryhenson3916]

My dad would've LOVED this, haha! This is great!

[@justoldog]

I cant argue with anything that dude said.

[@acepedro12]

I love Undertaker and Kane.

[@thehorrorhound6575]

I almost didn’t click on this video, thought “nah. I’ve heard better for sure” but I was wrong. I found gold. The only thing funnier than this was the comment saying his finisher was the “why I outta” 🤣

[@MacStoker]

lol same here, this give JEEZUS a run for best promo lol

[@far0oky0u25]

I gotta see this guy in action now.

[@toddkurzbard]

You're right. This IS the greatest wrestling promo in history. (After any of Brother Midnight's, baybeh.)

[@RickRyder73]

We ain’t gonna wear no pants Baybeh!!!!

[@kaczok1985]

Still better than all those "I love being here" promos you see on WWE and AEW TV.

[@noctisambulo7408]

no time wasted and straight to the point. respect.

[@MrJDBrophy]

In the immortal words of The ROCK. "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!!"

[@AshRiot81]

That dollar store Halloween skeleton medallion goes pretty hard I gotta say