"Given that time is short and, y'know, we're all slowly dying" Jane right in there with the human condition mood
@ex.O5 жыл бұрын
I was like "oh man!, I click in this vid to forget about that, THANKS JANE!!" XD
@steveosk8s5 жыл бұрын
She is the most educated person of the group, she has to flaunt it somehow haha
@kimballbelliston59255 жыл бұрын
Jane forgot Andy is in charge of editing
@thisdamnthingy5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much what I was thinking.
@jasonjason92705 жыл бұрын
I just wanna give a shout out to John. I always enjoy hearing his laughter from offscreen because it's a sign he's honestly just having the BEST time working with the OXTRA crew. Rock on, John, Rock on.
@hansolochewbacca42605 жыл бұрын
Greedfall: the son of a nobleman goes on a voyage and slowly turns into an adventuring pirate... Yep this is Corazon's backstory in game form!
@mnArqal935 жыл бұрын
We're getting that bit closer to a Oxventure game
@thepayne78625 жыл бұрын
Sadly the game has nothing to do with pirates. However I did enjoy the game.
@outsidexbox5 жыл бұрын
Show of the Week has arrived! Get an eyeful of Andy and Jane's custom characters in fantasy RPG Greedfall, why not, then have a brilliant weekend, sweet friends OXOX
@JKM3955 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Never make a timing bet when someone else is editing the video.
@frodobaggins77105 жыл бұрын
So Andy's now got a pirate simulator game to go with his cowboy simulator game
@Storyman095 жыл бұрын
Now we just need a cowboy pirate simulator for him.
@deathwatch275 жыл бұрын
What did happen to that Skull and bones assassins creed pirate spin-off?
@speculativemusings35935 жыл бұрын
I love that they both basically made their D&D characters. Jane's going around blasting everyone with magic, and Andy's wielding a sword and sneaking around the guards.
@thepayne78625 жыл бұрын
I actually focused on swords and magic. The game does a decent job of letting you mix and match abilities. Also sneaking around enemies during some missions can help you. There was a quest where i had to rescue people from a rival faction. Well you go to the compound to try to secure their release well they don't let you into the village. So you can either attack or find another way in and sneak your way in. Well i went and sneaked in and didn't kill any enemies and released the hostages. In a different quest when I came back and had to speak to them they actually listened to me because I hadn't killed any of their people when I rescued the hostages from the other quest. They commented on the fact that I hadn't killed anyone previously.
@voltzoen62625 жыл бұрын
Andy "Its basically a Corazon character creator!". That should be Greedfall's tagline. Siora is my fav companion, her insights into most things and quests are quite good.
@paradoxacres10635 жыл бұрын
What does "Corazon" mean..? Is that a movie?
@voltzoen62625 жыл бұрын
@@paradoxacres1063 Corazon is a living legend mate, a movie about him would be ace though.
@voltzoen62625 жыл бұрын
@Denam Yeah, it's quite funny when she trips him up and calls him out.
@dfgdfg_5 жыл бұрын
"Given that time is short and, you know, we're all slowly dying - I increasingly don't have the time to spend three hours in the character creator." - Jane, 2019
@ptonpc5 жыл бұрын
Considering the Douglas Clan's history and Jane having access to a big sword, I'd be reluctant to ask for the money Andy.
@Chris_Sizemore5 жыл бұрын
Frostmourn always pays its debts.
@toymachine42535 жыл бұрын
@@Chris_Sizemore In blood
@samgonzalez86625 жыл бұрын
I come to oxbox videos for the gaming and comedy, I stay for the occasional existential reminders of impending death
@clockworktri5 жыл бұрын
If there's going to be a game based on this era, I think what we really need is one where you are one of the colonized, not the colonizer. There is so much potential there: trying to figure out the invaders' motives; trying to ally with former enemies to drive off the invaders; risking allying with the invaders to expand your own peoples' power among your neighbors/enemies. There could still be exploration lighting up new parts of your map as you travel to neighbors to get help, or follow the invaders to see what they are doing.
@samberger33465 жыл бұрын
ClockworkTrilobite Right!! 👏
@brendantotten98715 жыл бұрын
“Saying as we’re all slightly dying” Big mood Jane
@brendantotten98715 жыл бұрын
Blaire witch DLC; you have to play as the the pizza guy Andy ordered
@ptonpc5 жыл бұрын
It's a short game. 30 minutes or less.
@Canadian_Zac5 жыл бұрын
@@ptonpc It has a timer, if it takes you longer than 30 minutes, the character commits Suppuku due to the dishonour of failing their task
@ptonpc5 жыл бұрын
@@Canadian_Zac As they should :D
@ex.O5 жыл бұрын
YES!! Better idea ever! Let's start rising money.
@SonicRooncoPrime5 жыл бұрын
I loved the "let's get lunch" skits at the end of each episode, but these longer gags you guys started last week have been comedy gold. Please, keep them up! xD
@joshconfer2095 жыл бұрын
This first looked like a black flag kind of game, but happily surprised its a dragon age style game.
@andymcp47525 жыл бұрын
A secret pizza ending would be so easy too, just call the pizza place at a few specific points in the game and the final cut scene changes to a still image of you and the Blair witch sharing pizza, every horror game should have atleast a few wacky secret endings like the silent hill games had
@toymachine42535 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, a secret pizza ending for Greedfall would be epic
@weapontriangleisasuggestion5 жыл бұрын
Jane pays her debts? *Happy Tom Nook noises*
@arndnaj5 жыл бұрын
Eldritch blast.
@toymachine42535 жыл бұрын
@@arndnaj Ohhh, Chuthlu themed DLC for Animal Crossing!
@Ceece205 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice this in the video: Andy looks like Ace Ventura but with a beard. No seriously look at what he is wearing and think.
@laggenable5 жыл бұрын
1:50 ”a mystical isle where everybody is already setting up their colonial steaks” 5:20 ”without having to dig into, like, really intricate little sliders” Im hungry.
@mt-93205 жыл бұрын
first 2 words of a review : pirate RPG ANDY: you had me at pirate, take my money.
@CrimBlack5 жыл бұрын
You had me at pirate, take my dubloons!
@narcspector5 жыл бұрын
I remember y'all were asked in live chat (Hitman Stream) "what're your thoughts on Greedfall?" And you guys were like "umm idk what that is .... So, good?" - Mike. Little did you know that it's literally a game made for OXBOX
@awmperry5 жыл бұрын
Another hour in they’ll reveal the secret cart racing quest chain. ;-)
@bountyhunter58675 жыл бұрын
Is Jane really gonna pay? Ah, what a close one then This new game looks pretty cool Pirates are cool
@AlexanderOsias5 жыл бұрын
That got dark quickly.
@sosei93865 жыл бұрын
“The bells will help us track you.” This is Mike. The least subtle person on either OX team.
@bradleymartin29895 жыл бұрын
Mike: dogs dying bring couples together in romantic comedies. Andy: like John wick and his gun.
@sevensins35845 жыл бұрын
Unsure if when Jane says "we are all slowly dying" is she talking about the passing of time or does she know something we dont? 😯
@karmak86855 жыл бұрын
Finally
@joeldfisher5 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying that everybody knew that Andy would love the character creator in Greedfall but...
@myrojyn5 жыл бұрын
I love the moments we get where Andy sings. He and Luke releasing an album would be a dream.
@madisonhart35265 жыл бұрын
How do you feel now??
@myrojyn5 жыл бұрын
@@madisonhart3526 I could die. I mean, I don't want to please let Jane know that. However, I could die happy now that I have heard them both singing.
@sebianoti5 жыл бұрын
All those years after inside Xbox was canned, these two are still together ❤️
@youngkim59095 жыл бұрын
"Time is short and we are all slowly dying" is my new saying for when I need things to move along :D
@keyblademasterkatsu78395 жыл бұрын
Romance options?!?! Finally my chance to Romance Corazon is here!!!
@oynque89655 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed that Andy got through the character creator and clothing selection in only three hours.
@NisansaDdS5 жыл бұрын
Adam's Venture* has an achievement named "Heavy sleeper" in the beginning for not pressing any buttons to wake up when your father calls you. * Which Andy and Jane loved. LoL
@j0njn5 жыл бұрын
To quote I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue: “Ten ways to spot if you’ve got the plague? If you have more than ten spots, you’ve got the plague.”
@Paldasan5 жыл бұрын
Character creation: Jane - That's good enough Andy - All the beard options! Bioware 'Romance': Jane - I've hit on every companion but they're all suspicious Andy - I don't think he's into that
@thepayne78625 жыл бұрын
Yup you can romance but it doesn't happen until later in the game after you do some of your companions personal quests. My female character romanced the female native Siora.
@elafimilo81995 жыл бұрын
"Bad human ending, good dog ending" is Call of the Wild.
@zacharyankenbrandt99095 жыл бұрын
What about the SECOND achievement in the Deadpool game? You get "The first one's free" by pressing start but the "Second one's also free" you get for watching a cutscene.
@thennafish5 жыл бұрын
Also, two things. 1: I love that this channel is so perfectly lovable that it has (at this moment) almost two thousand likes and only NINE dislikes. That's incredible. 2: I've noticed recently that, while I came to this channel originally for list videos, I'm mainly here now for show of the week because their personalities really shine through in these videos and they are truly special. Best wishes, oxbox!
@burningapeable5 жыл бұрын
It's not long now before it's confirmed that The Studio is actually in Nightvale
@xstarsystemsx5 жыл бұрын
The radio station management is splitting their time between London and Night Vale.
@JoriDiculous5 жыл бұрын
That delayed intro music was quite clearly fixed!
@kyrilleygo83795 жыл бұрын
hush, no one knows
@charlovescoffee5 жыл бұрын
Jane: "Given that time is short and, y'know, we're all slowly dying".... Me: Dammit this is the 3rd time this month that Oxbox has caused me to slip into existential crisis.
@dallydaydream5 жыл бұрын
Andy mentioning his Slender Man song reminded me, did you know about The Slender Man Musical? It's by Paul Shapera and can be found on Bandcamp.
@boots_tx15825 жыл бұрын
'Paul Bunyan statue?',nice reference to the IT book.
@rickimaru9155 жыл бұрын
"you're a kickass duke". Was that a goddamn Tenacious D reference? Specifically a line from the song 'City Hall'
@Brady_Morningstar5 жыл бұрын
I have played the exact same amount of greedfall as Andy had during filming for this. Steam says 3 hours, and just got to the island.
@CottonCandySharks5 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I was on the fence with Greedfall from some of the Steam reviews, but I'll give it a try now!
@KellyKMc5 жыл бұрын
AC Origins and Odyssey has a current day female protagonist Lyla hiding in a cave and using a portable version of the animus.
@cheapshot28425 жыл бұрын
@Mcheetah Well you know what they say, one man's trash...
@kallasantysanty60925 жыл бұрын
The only good ending in Blair Witch in to never enter the woods in the first place ... and i was hoping they added that as a secret ending where after an hour of three the rest of the team returns with the boy and the game ends, and everyone are happy and safe ... or are they??:] Also the Pizza ending idea is great!
@jennifervalentine89555 жыл бұрын
"Magical parrying", that's how I feel in Bloodborne when I get the Augur of Ebrietas, aka the Cthulu tentacle shotgun.
@thebluezebra99935 жыл бұрын
This game very much reminds me of Bloodborne. That boss fight looked like cleric beast. I like it.
@trismugistus5 жыл бұрын
Roger the cabin boy, you say?
@toymachine42535 жыл бұрын
Or his Swedish cousin, Bonk.
@zaqzilla15 жыл бұрын
I've been playing "Greedfall" too. So far I'm really liking it. It feels like Bioware before Bioware went downhill.
@spiritousgore61535 жыл бұрын
"Are you going to talk about the Greedfall character creator all day?" So. Called. Out.
@thepayne78625 жыл бұрын
It's not that in depth of a character creator which I actually appreciated.
@izzyliberty87205 жыл бұрын
"she said, lying" the good old Jane catchphrase.
@englanda68875 жыл бұрын
I like that the new director is like the station management in welcome to nightvale where they're just an unknowable eldritch horror only ever viewed behind frosted glass
@jodykarczewski20495 жыл бұрын
I really like Greedfall so far! Not as far as I'd like though. Been working on my companion missions mostly. I really like all the side quests and choices you can make with them. Trying to be neutral in most factions though. Had to lie a few times. It's good though. I love the mechanics and multiple choices of mission roles
@Kingkiller_Azoth5 жыл бұрын
Andy's singing reminds me of the Bioshock 2 album. Specifically "The Boogie Man". That's a pretty jaunty yet creepy song.
@shannasemenza88215 жыл бұрын
I love that Jane went magic and he went full on one sword pirate mode they are totally channeling their D&D chars into Greedfall
@coyoteartist5 жыл бұрын
"It's jaunty." So is Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
@sheolcodemonkey40275 жыл бұрын
"You lost" "I dunno, that doesn't sound like me, Andy" I mean, she's right... also "Given that time is short and, you know, we're all slowly dying, I increasingly don't have time to spend three hours in the character creator" Well this just summed up my whole life
@izzyliberty87205 жыл бұрын
ANDY'S FASHION IN GAMES REVIEWS! I am willing to kill for this to happen.
@Beanseh5 жыл бұрын
i like that jane and any basically made their dnd characters and i don't know if they even realise it
@captainzac245 жыл бұрын
Andy you fool shoulda wiped the debt in exchange for mercy when Jane comes to power
@holshr82915 жыл бұрын
How have I not heard about his game yet??? It's the perfect thing to fill the dragon age shape hole in my life.
@kattaylor29195 жыл бұрын
Catz Rock feel you there!
@everardosalvador-martinez495 жыл бұрын
Jane has Unlocked *SPEECH 100*
@AlexSamaras5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha... The number of likes was literally on an odd number when Jane first started that and I had to hesitate. Then she changed her mind and said "Even" and I was joyfully able to press the like button! 😁
@lukerogerson69115 жыл бұрын
The ending of Blair Witch Andy suggested sounds more like something you would see in a Deadpool movie
@madalice51345 жыл бұрын
Fyi, Siora and Vasco can be romanced by both Male and female De Sardet characters, Kurt and Aphra are both heterosexual options only and, while you can hit on companions almost right away, they only respond positively after you've done 3 loyalty quests and when you've gotten to 'Friendly' status. I've played about 20+ hours so far and I really love it.
@alexgordon97955 жыл бұрын
I got the Stanly Parable achievement "Go Outside" straight away, it really was as simple as fiddling with your clock, although it sent my antivirus crazy thinking it'd missed out on 5 years of subscription money.
@kallasantysanty60925 жыл бұрын
Greedfall - The fantasy conquistador/inquisitor simulator role playing game ... And somehow i totaly missed any info about it till now :D Thanks for the tip OX.
@mnArqal935 жыл бұрын
It's good to see a RPG not set in the middle ages like most are. So that alone has my interests.
@the_blind_scout5 жыл бұрын
"Given that time is short and we are all slowly dying" is not the most obvious catchphrase for a gaming channel!
@DrakeAurum5 жыл бұрын
Jane, I've supported you by clicking the Like button an even number of times.
@CaitlinRC5 жыл бұрын
As long as Jane isn't in debt to Tom Nook, she'll be fine.
@maxvel0city9065 жыл бұрын
Pretty certain Tom Nook would have met his match with Jane! 😱
@aimeeg48095 жыл бұрын
You guys should do a Hitman-style "3 ways to play" on Greedfall, to show off the different ways to complete quests. I imagine Andy will go for changing outfits, Jane will sneak around using and potions, and of course Mike will just run in and shoot everyone.
@Storm04835 жыл бұрын
You: Greedfall Me, an intellectual: Corazon simulator
@keyblademasterkatsu78395 жыл бұрын
Haha try the prologue for Kingdom Hearts 2. Nothing feels long after that haha
@ELiiSE_YT5 жыл бұрын
Mike at 23:56 : "Any romantic comedy with a dog, the dog has to die(...)" Me, an intellectual: someone show this man Love on a Leash.
@avathequeen145 жыл бұрын
Ok, this is the first time in awhile where the game on SOTW was one I'd never seen before, and Greedfall looks really cool! Thanks guys!
@roughhands1005 жыл бұрын
"A bit of poison on my blade, and let's go!"
@rosskwolfe5 жыл бұрын
Andy: You ever get an achievement for doing nothing, Mike? Mike: That's what I call my paycheck.
@logansrevenge12145 жыл бұрын
I've been playing for 3 days and I just got to the island.
@mudcrab34205 жыл бұрын
Greedfall:- Hey! You have to play for three hours before the title screen! Kingdom Come: Deliverance: - Yeah... no worries, son.
@rebelnili5 жыл бұрын
andy channeling his inner mona lisa with „money please“
@acheronseridian83885 жыл бұрын
Tried to make a character in Greed Fall that didn't look like Andy/Corusant... I failed
@TMAC_burninator5 жыл бұрын
Jane: Given that time is short and, y'know, we're all slowly dying... Andy: ... Me: Well, that escalated quickly. XD
@valrtcrimson67475 жыл бұрын
I didn't knew about this game but I'll definitely play the hell out of it. Thanks.
@thebirdito92435 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. How have I not heard of Greedfall until now? This is exactly my kind of game! :D
@kenichiyamamoto695 жыл бұрын
20:50: Mike, don't you mean: It's a bit Chauncey? ;)
@dfgdfg_5 жыл бұрын
"So did you want to make out, like a cheque..." - Andy, 2019
@samuxan5 жыл бұрын
Greedfall: If DA:Inquisition and Ac:Balck flag had a child....
@kattaylor29195 жыл бұрын
itni s which sounds AMAZING!!
@beladendron5 жыл бұрын
It *sounds* good, but the game has this overt plotline subtext, which boils down to: "Are you European or American? You did this when you were colonizing everywhere, you white monsters." Yeah, I'll have my game without the guilt, Focus.
@kattaylor29195 жыл бұрын
beladendron I mean.... they did do that. We can handle some guilt. At least we’re alive, unlike millions of native peoples.
@wacky34865 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people feel guilty about it. If my father was a mass murderer, I'm not gonna feel like that's my fault. Might feel like shit that he's the guy I had as a dad but I'm not gonna blame myself. Instead, I'll look at him in disgust and do better then his sorry ass and go from there. Other wise, the game looks pretty good, like old school dragon age updated
@kattaylor29195 жыл бұрын
@@wacky3486 I get the sentiment, but, if you had somehow benefited from his mass-murdering, you'd either feel guilty or give up the benefits. It's kinda impossible to give up the benefits, so... But, I 100% agree that just "feeling guilty" is unhelpful. Channel it into doing better, like you say!
@asherpayne67365 жыл бұрын
I LOVE me some sassy Mike and Andy time!
@fancylad11775 жыл бұрын
U can get an achievement for prank calling the pizza guy a few times
@ryujigaming68885 жыл бұрын
I did the hallucination trophy in Ac Origins as my last trophy for the platinum.
@tabishshaikh22265 жыл бұрын
I did that tooo
@hardwareman11585 жыл бұрын
Off topic: in the Cujo movie the dogs had to have they're tails tied down with fishing line because they couldnt stop wagging their tails during filming
@vikki23765 жыл бұрын
Andy your shirt is fabulous, where is it from please?!
@hyrulianhero90045 жыл бұрын
I've been watching through you're videos, and love your Minecraft videos! Any chance you can do more Minecraft videos? Like your Pictionary game, exploring the Skyrim mash up pack, or games you make up, like when Mike was Santa, and had to try and sneak into a house to deliver gifts, while Andy and Jane tried to kill him?
@MrUkraider5 жыл бұрын
oh Andy and Jane , what are you like eh, always getting up to mischief. Plus, Mike just looks confused at the thought of Greedfall and loving the hat Andy chose for him ;)
@dominateeye5 жыл бұрын
I'm continuing my leisurely stroll through the Show of the Week archives. I can't believe Mike and Andy's Wikipedia pages don't mention their tenures on the august and vital government body that is the Videogame Character Makeover Committee!