greek gods as tik toks because i can't get enough

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the oth-
what are you doing here? comment "get green a therapist" if you made it this far. smh. go study...drink water..stream bts...love yourself...dont do drugs...now shoo.

[@aych7906]

Get green a therapist

[@babushkablyattv2751]

@@tomatotortilla according to your braincells, you cant be smart for years, and the meme is fucking dead for years

[@haylihill7041]

Hestia - Hi

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

OMg Aunt Hestiaaaaaaa ❤

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

​@@haylihill7041HESTIA IN THE HOUSE, YA'LL!!!!!!!

[@lindsay-bn5dm]

artemis: hey everyone my brother pushed me so i’m staring a kickstarter to put him down

[@greencyy]

The benefits of killing him would be that I’d get pushed way less

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Ill sign the petition

[@trippystarman885]

i c o n i c

[@lotus-eater]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 hi dad

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@lotus-eater Yeet my child

[@prosyndication21]

Hades just wants friends. Iz okay Hades, I will be friends with you 🤗

[@bethanywallis4672]

I be frenz with him too

[@gachamadeline7973]

We’ll all be friends with hades

[@arief_wibowo1990]

Xeran King I’m sorry, I just had this imagination in my head, right after I read your comment. Basically In my fantasy, I can just imagined that somewhere in the Underworld, Hades can hear what you are saying and after that, in a couple of days, you will die in some sort of horrifying accidents (that obviously being orchestrated by Hades). But your soul is immediately transported to Elysium, the nice part of the Underworld where Hades and Persephone will greet you there along with the other greek heroes who have fallen and you will become their friends forever. Not a bad ending I would say.... hehehehe

[@prosyndication21]

@@arief_wibowo1990 I don't know what to say to this.

[@Melona0003]

Yeah me too I would love to watch my enemies burn in underworld

[@sam31906]

Artemis wouldn't try to kill Apollo if he didn't bother her but nOPE. Also this is great.

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

That is until Apollo killed Orion who was ARTEMIS's best friend and then that's how solar eclipses are created.

[@picklecrabb9857]

Wait what’s the name of the song in the first one

[@thehighwayman3122]

@@christianmoralesortiz4688 Best Friend? My good sir, depending on which version of the myth you read, Orion was a lot more than just a mere "friend" to Artemis.

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

@@thehighwayman3122 oh I know, but considering that Artemis is the embodiment of chasity and virginity, aswell as PURITY, I highly doubt that she would be romantically or sexually involved with any male or female

[@thehighwayman3122]

@@christianmoralesortiz4688 Well, that part of the point of those versions of the story. See, Artemis did love Orion, at least in a romantic sense. However, Apollo decided he didn't like how close Orion was to Artemis, and summarily tricked Artemis into killing Orion by accident.

[@bananataffy3087]

Nobody: Demeter: yOu WaNt sOmE cEreAL?!?!

[@moviestardream1]

PERCY JACKSON AND THE LAST OLYMPIAN PAGES 115 & 116!!!

[@victoriajacobs6588]

That was the funniest thing ever! Persephone was like, "MOOOOOOOM! You're embarrassing me!"

[@greencyy]

dislike your own video first so nobody else can hurt your feelings the way u do and on the plus side look like clowns #lifehacks

[@festethephule7553]

Holy crap, you actually did it!

[@chandreshsingh5701]

Omg!😂😂🤣🤣you are my new favourite person

[@lilygranger1952]

That's not how....

[@maferzamudiobermejo1594]

JAJAJAJAAJJAJAJA

[@1a2b3c4d_]

I never thought of it that way!

[@michael1762]

i love the fact that Artemis and Apollo are absolute chaos twins.

[@prismartist]

THAT TREEHOUSE IS GORGEOUS HOLY-

[@Silabur3]

I am disappointed by the low amount of Demeter tiktoks, But Hades and Hermes are here so yaaaaaaaaay this is my favourite video so far

[@greencyy]

she's very picky about which ones to be showcased for mortal entertainment.

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Ya im here

[@lindsay-bn5dm]

we need hades content i love my misunderstood boy

[@ronjausenik7311]

He is misunderdtood now as the god of death, but those were originally Apollo and Artemis: bringing death everywhere they went. Hades just took the job Zeus didn't want. But I'm pretty sure you knew so sorry for wasting your time, have a great day!😊

[@person4309]

Pretty sure he kidnapped Persephone so not really misunderstood.

[@Nikita-bz9cx]

@@person4309 hades kidnapped persephone because he was lonely and he fell for her, but he let her stay half the year with her parents. He also never mistreated or assaulted his wife, unlike many other major gods like Zeus and Poseidon who...um lets just leave it there... Hades never gave harsh punishments, only riddles for his victims to solve (for example in orpheus and eurydice) and never took advantage of his power. ....:)lol im sorry im a mythology nerd

[@person4309]

@@Nikita-bz9cx makes sense. Thanks for explaining it.

[@bambi3595]

@@Nikita-bz9cx in some version it was actually zeus who gave him the idea of kidnapping persephone cause he didn't know how to talk to her basically

[@birdbros.4210]

I believe their should be a comedy/drama show for the Greek gods

[@L0rdOfThePies]

I...I didn't know how much I need this

[@lanieperez3907]

Try Lore Olympus at Webtoon!

[@rhys2275]

Lanie Perez can’t wait for dionysus to be in it, if ever but fucken Dion best god, change my mind

[@crawlingboy]

As long as the main characters are dionysus and Hermes being roommates

[@em_em06]

I would watch that

[@fqllenwitch_5224]

Honestly im in love with Artemis and Apollo! They both are literally sibling goals and so wholesome!!

[@Emma-jh2kn]

A Hecate and Hermes team would be unstoppable. Watch out...

[@SM-qv2om]

Hermes visits the Underworld twice a week just to see Hecate

[@sofiabeatrice.bifulco]

You are so right

[@broseidon1658]

3:05 She... has a treehouse?

[@greencyy]

Oh no. The locals have found my lair. -artemis

[@mitholralaterza5931]

Yes.

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Wait you havent been to Artemis treehouse

[@broseidon1658]

Hades King Of The Underworld No. Have you?

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@broseidon1658 ummmmmmmmmm Noooooooooooooo

[@justaname4136]

I treasure hades memes the most because we share the same dark soul

[@daisylastname8312]

Then your probaly a demigod of his, if so..... im your sister!

[@smolselene9453]

@@daisylastname8312 And I'm all y'all's aunt so wanna play magic the gathering?

[@persephone3537]

He's amazing

[@OcioCamaraMx]

I love Hades, from his wholesome friendship with his dog, to being a good husband tolerating Persephone's bad jokes and roasts to being bullyied and mistreated by his family when he just tries to be nice. But yeah, everyone portrays him as the "bad guy"

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

IKR im not a bad guy

[@persephone3537]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 yes

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@persephone3537 thank you seph

[@persephone3537]

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 no problem, can you please come I miss you... I know you can't but still

[@yako_the_silly]

I love the replies Imma just take a screen shot lmao-

[@Kelly-uw1xr]

Damn, I just want a boy like Hades

[@ronjausenik7311]

He'd kidnap you and often mistreat you, but he'd let you have lovers, I guess.

[@persephone3537]

@@ronjausenik7311 no hun, he literally gave me everything I wanted. Also Zeus was the one giving him permiasion to kidnap me

[@chickensox8318]

Just gonna say this. Demeter is just ancient Greece Karen

[@revefestival4652]

Not related but we’re having a reporting about the gods and i got Artemis 🙃

[@greencyy]

damn u must be really cool im jealous

[@revefestival4652]

greencyborgninjadude nah, the teacher draw papers and that’s how I got Artemis

[@olasmulska7812]

(I know, time) We were doing a greek gods presentation/performance in my school and I also played Artemis, it was so cool

[@bleunight9199]

Daaaang, I'm jealous. When I was in 10th grade, I was told to cosplay Eris. It was great though.

[@bleunight9199]

Daaaang, I'm jealous. When I was in 10th grade, I was told to cosplay Eris. It was great though.

[@shanepacheco6878]

I heard in a Greek mythology video on Sarcastic Productions’ video that Cerberus (Hades’ dog) means Spots. This dork named his huge ass dog Spot.

[@inkypan5678]

YEEESSS HESTIA MEMESSS

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

YAAAAAASSSS, WHOLESOME MEMES ON FLEEK!!!!!

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

Hades with Cerberus was too real, oof

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

5:10 - Took me a sec, but that's clever making that about Athena.

[@jamesc4024]

Yeah, because Arachne.

[@scarlinperez8979]

everyone is talking about Hermes, Hecate, Hades, Artemis and Cerberus. Can we also talk ab Dionysus like that one whwere hes going to drink water but it turns into a beer-

[@pandalady5964]

He did it because the water to wine miracle is kinda copywrited by Jesus the Demigod.

[@simultaneouslyimuserfriend1476]

Harmonia, Eris, and Nyx are the ultimate emo girl squad. U can't change my mind. P.S. : (harmonia represented light, I think...?)

[@thehighwayman3122]

No. Harmonia was one of the more tragic goddesses . Wed to the hero Cadmus, he got turned into a giant snake due to a cursed necklace that was given to the couple as a wedding gift by Hephaestus, and Harmonia requested to be turned into a snake as well so they could be together.

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

Who's Harmonia???

[@musotha164]

@@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 she is the daughter of Aphrodite and ares. she married a mortal but because hephaestus jelouse to his brother ares being loved by his wife he gave harmonia and her husband a curse necklace. ps sorry if there are a lot of spelling mistakes

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

I don't know how I feel about Dionysus being a -fellow- Sonic fan.

[@AiliasFox]

Every time Hecate or Hermecate pops up it adds a thousand years to my life. Thank you for feeding my addiction.

[@keelamay1421]

I’m glad that you included Nyx lmao I feel like no one knows who she is... but honestly I can relate lol

[@Brennataco]

Thetis is the underrated queen of Greek mythology. 😌🍵

[@sangvide]

I’d say ‘green, get a therapist’ but I think you need a gallon of holy water blessed by dionysus himself. just kidding, don’t stop being you (no, but really, these are so accurate it’s illegal, I’m going to hAvE tO asK tO sEe A pErMIT-)

[@greencyy]

u fool dio won't bless a gallon of holy water he'd pour tropicana grape juice all over my designer hermes rug, permanently ruining it and call it a "ritual sacrifice for the greater good" while his maenads dance in circles around the now ruined rug with ariadne filming my tears

[@sangvide]

you are so right and I am sorry that i’m so uneducated in terms of mythology and the culture of dionysus. also cue a exasperated hermes in the background of it all.

[@batvaleska]

greencyborgninjadude sounds like an average Tuesday tbh

[@smolselene9453]

No permit needed. We love it and Apollo forces us to watch it under threat of haikus.

[@cinthgarden]

The 1st one absolutely killed me and saved me from far from home depression

[@chanceking8991]

That one was the best and I relate so hard to Apollo. Omg.

[@kaykaythekiwi]

Chance King same! I really want a boom box because of it just so I can annoy my friends.

[@xsweetiebloomx605]

The fanfiction one is a mood Also I want Artemis's tree house dammit BTW that television one is so well edited in itself? Wut??

[@nahlotzul7851]

So hestia is just perfect? Can't argue with that

[@dayk6399]

3:28 it's so nice seeing my boys happy 😊

[@vldreck1]

While I love every last last one of these, I love your Amphitrite/Poseidon and Hestia memes most of all

[@Indigo_404]

The “do you guys want to hear my loli impression” is the funniest thing I’ve seen

[@yasfatcooter2855]

3:55 im on the floor omg bye

[@ezrabruin6543]

4:01 is also Hades when she leaves

[@calsingh4342]

I miss when tiktok was full of funny things like this instead of someone staring at a screen with the caption "this has a lot of shares because..."

[@mordredpendragonofficial5989]

Hestia is my patron goddess. I put my phone on her altar and played this video. She approves. I can tell.

[@altaccount9847]

0:27 is me curseing And sing when parents walk in

[@marcelle9712]

The "Eris one" had me wheezing LMFAO

[@hermesd9601]

it's your fault for disclosing whereabout to artemis' treehouse and now i'm being hunted down for finding it and bothering her. send memes

[@greencyy]

aye captain

[@LadyMythos315]

Yes sir

[@undergirl04]

Don't worry, we will

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

1. All of these are so accurate especially the Eris Trojan war one I can't even 2. What the frick happened in the description? Are u ok? Did you have a stroke? Do I need to call Asclepius? 3. Get green a therapist 4. I watch way too much Greek myth as Vines videos of yours and now I'm pretty sure I have a very weird and twisted but still accurate image of the Greek Pantheon in my mind

[@mitholralaterza5931]

3:18 I CAN'T BREATHE

[@merrynmoore8926]

Why. Why is the bee movie lurking in your description dhahsjjaieiajahjwha great video btw

[@greencyy]

no...reason...,,,.at all..,,,,,

[@tryingtobeangsty1133]

Oh you see it too. Good I thought I was hallucinating and Barry was trying to rob me of my last moments on earth.

[@MiziTheMistake]

The last one will never not be funny to me.

[@gwynsilverthorn]

3:27 this is the most wholesome video I've seen today

[@Wishdreamerx]

These never fail to make me grin like an idiot.

[@yaboi3912]

nobody: me: _panics because i dONT KNOW SOME OF THESE GODS_

[@Dahlia44222]

1:40 got me dead

[@XSimplyCleanProX]

Artemis as the cat 🤣

[@L0rdOfThePies]

My friend has a cat called artimus and I love her, she's a Bengal

[@spookydad7389]

I am HERE for this sweet sweet eris content hell yeah

[@hermesd9601]

dude my buddy apollo has a son who'd love to be your therapist sorry, that was just him yelling "NO I WOULD NOT"

[@greencyy]

he wont be my twalkie fwiend? :(

[@LadyMythos315]

@@greencyy as a child of apollo i would love to be your therapist

[@Koshrocreations]

@@LadyMythos315 Child of Apollo? Wait what? If you're Leo, you'd be child of Helios.

[@pipermclean6809]

0:25 the face of regret

[@smolselene9453]

0:10 meanwhile I'm behind Artemis and vibing on the couch.

[@smolselene9453]

with athena

[@artemis4074]

artemis is everything for me

[@emmapaul9791]

Does anybody else love how Eris and Nyx were in this compilation

[@maybe_aria]

poor hades at the end 😭😭😭

[@alisa0046]

4:39 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY PUT THEM TOGETHER (The were the Lord and the Lady of Ghosts, travels Persephone's Ubers to underworld and Olympus and... in some places people said they were married but is sure that they HAVE a relationship)

[@yeeyeeyeeyee1270]

Damn that leto and hera one that's tea

[@jenniferl.8111]

I can’t get enough either- please make more I think I’ve seen every single one of these on KZbin (like the vines/tiktoks as Greek gods compilations)

[@chilldogs5444]

Pluto (Hades) named his three headed good boy Spot...

[@mariisnugget8406]

MaMa mIa tHeSe aRe sOme eSpIcY mEmEs

[@JM-dl6kb]

Freaking glad to finally see Eris in one of this videos yaaaaaasss we love some chaos

[@c.v.3025]

That Hestia is way too accurate😂😂

[@mothmanssugarbaby5978]

I played caramelldansen at school in 4th grade and I have no regrets

[@whippethacreem7299]

Genie: You have 3 wishes but also 3 rules, No falling in love, No bringing back the dead, No unlimited wishes. Person: Oh thats easy I wish spiders had wings *I know im satan and all but chill.*

[@jaxie2427]

Please, Get green a therapist Loved this btw

[@onyxfay3800]

I love you for making these

[@aquarian24]

I LOVE THIS SM!

[@cheasomnang1228]

The first one: song play Me: *start vibing*

[@aceofpentacles2k]

Wonderful. 10/10, made my day.

[@MisunderstoodBeauty]

I love every time there's a Hecate one!

[@JP.calamity]

AAAAHHH!! 0:15!! I’m Swedish, I know the lyrics!!! Sorry for freaking out, but when I hear Swedish (or Danish) words in a video I can’t help but get excited😁 Love this video though!😂👌

[@gitarthasarma2192]

I LOVE THIS

[@thechandman11]

im so glad neither of us had anything better to do

[@greencyy]

:,)

[@taletop]

The fact that these are matched up perfectly says a lot about the generation were raising

[@genesishahn8208]

i didn't even realize i needed this in my life right now

[@midnight_rose2337]

Who the fuck let Demeter have a harmonica? It’s bad enough Apollo got a boom box.

[@A_keo]

THE DEMETER ONE IS PERFECT

[@w0rmsinger]

THE FIRST ERIS ONE KILLED ME, I'M NOT GONNA LIE, I NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH ON MY DRINK

[@greencyy]

😰😰😰

[@w0rmsinger]

@@greencyy it's fine, I'm a discordian and today is a discordian holiday, this is probably Eris's way of saying "happy confuflux, laugh at a joke with me in it until you die" XD

[@Arniqua]

Hades is SO me..

[@sophsoftie9694]

i unironically love this tiktok 1:38

[@anselmareich3549]

2:37 is me, when I crawl out of bed in the morning. XD

[@lovendal06]

I have been waiting for this my whole life. Now i can finally die peacefully.

[@greencyy]

Rest in peas

[@ilaihikurni6454]

I'm happy to see nyx here

[@dmnlant683]

I would like to bless you with the knowledge Cerberus might mean spotted so Hades might have named his dog spot

[@thehumbleknight9298]

Hermes and Hecate=Ultimate Duo Hermes, Apollo, and Dionysus=Unstoppable Trio

[@Reverbraptor97]

Been playing the first clip on loop. It's hilarious

[@Neon_Swing]

you slay hopes and dreams like heroes slay monsters

[@greencyy]

0.0

[@Bananajoe13763]

I live for these

[@madamenox2765]

These are so specific

[@lannavictoria2081]

I love this xD Can you put more underworld gods? Like Nyx, Moros, Thanatos, Lyssa, Eris....

[@krimpybob]

nice description

[@richellethijzen7659]

Hades and Cerberus is so cute ❤❤

[@ariannaczaplicki6337]

this is my favorite

[@bleunight9199]

3:28 oh boyyooooo

[@caitlynnvaldivia1347]

You deserve every subscriber in the world

[@greencyy]

🥺😭

[@sonnysund]

Hestia one is so accurate.