greek gods as tik toks because i do what i want

athena needs friends, if you want to become athena's friend comment "hermes' fries deserved better" or call 1800-MOUNTOLYMPUS to book your interview so she can assess you to be her friend now!

[@greencyy]

1 like 1 pickle gets donated to hestia's pickle pile.

[@literaturefreak2276]

Support the pickle pile

[@Silabur3]

I don't trust pickles but I liked anyways

[@aciesongbird]

🥒 the closest thing to a pickle I had. I love pickles. Therefore I am Hestia

[@violetstar271]

You better have donate 68 pickles to hestia update: 100 Pickles Update 2: 196 Pickles Edit 3: 498 Pickles Edit 4: 792 Pickles Edit 5: 5.4k Pickles Edit 6: 6.4k Pickles

[@jonquilgemstone]

greencyborgninjadude For the pickles!

[@bronaghmallon6022]

apollo and artemis being the ICONIC twins we know them as

[@smolselene9453]

Also hating each other and Artemis impersonating a fat man in red every year.

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Yup

[@KevvyHeikkinen]

I have still yet to recover from that time Google told me Travis and Connor aren't twins. I'm mourning so much achilles is jealous

[@mejirobird2175]

Is it a cow? A plant? A bug? I dunno, but Zeus has another kid now.

[@nerveagent1905]

His own grandma? Yep.

[@lazkennedy]

Hey, you single? You like swans?

[@gipa6904]

as a greek person i can 100% guarantee you that these are all correct.

[@MrLenny-lq8jr]

as a greek person who slept in history class i agree with her cuz why fuckin not

[@MrLenny-lq8jr]

@@chara3130 καλα

[@salomious282]

As a Greek person συμφωνώ αλλά είναι αστείο ουτως ή άλλως κσκσσμζκμσ

[@alexandrapedersen829]

As a Danish person, har jeg ingen idé om, hvad I snakker om, men jeg vil gerne være med.

[@confettiveda2460]

_As a Native American person, nice squiggly lines._

[@NxTTxT]

honestly Hestia has it good. she's in the clique but she minds her business enough that everyone just kinda leaves her alone so she can just enjoy watching the drama unfold. goals, tbh.

[@hestiathegoddess865]

thanks kind stranger for your compliment.

[@jenniferlee9577]

tik tok is slowly just becoming a shittier version of vine but we use it because we miss vine

[@beee_6374]

I want to like dis but its on 420 Edit: I can finally like it now because Y'ALL RUINED IT

[@wc1179]

Vine wasn't even good when it was around. It's just that people appreciate now that it's gone

[@personhuman2239]

@Andie Velázquez They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

[@Melkac]

@Andie Velázquez He's right though. Like we appreciate Vine a lot more because we cherrypick the good content and timeless memes but 90% of it was garbage.

[@therealmoondae]

Idk tik tok is pretty fun it has all those dance challenges and stuff, just avoid yte/western content lmao

[@justaname4136]

Lmao hades and Cerberus is what I live for

[@mellennia9]

Ditto my ho

[@avaidk1198]

Hits the ground belongs to the hound

[@starriecitrine8540]

Hermes sends these videos to the other gods to start fights.

[@LadyMythos315]

Yes

[@solaridastoobid]

Y e s

[@hestiathegoddess865]

Oh so that's why I got that email.

[@Mythos998]

@@hestiathegoddess865 Hey Hestia! You’re my favorite goddess

[@THExRISER]

Hestia: literally the only wholesome Greek Goddess. EDIT: Hades and Persephone are pretty cute as well. EDIT: Prometheus is the MVP for what he did for mankind too.

[@lainhikaru5657]

Prometheus is wholesome

[@fumarc4501]

False, Hades may be about that Dead and Wealth, but he’s also the God of Hospitality. Wholesome af

[@THExRISER]

@@fumarc4501 True,Hades is also a great husband!

[@SM-qv2om]

And Persephone.

[@THExRISER]

@@SM-qv2om Hades and Persephone *are* OTP.

[@ZanetaW]

When Apollo and Artemis were mouthing along to the argument omg I cried

[@athenad.1774]

4:18 my name is Athena, I'm Greek and I feel aTTACKED

[@Zen-fj5iy]

That was my favourite XD

[@nothingweird8076]

Dude, I'm Greek, my name is not Athena yet I can still relate :'(

[@athinam.4593]

Me too ...

[@mandy2917]

But ur a goddess then

[@amyvennos5706]

My middle names Demeter, I’m Greek and I don’t feel attacked

[@berkleypearl2363]

It hit the ground it belong to the hound. Truer words have never been spoken. My dog was an excellent roomba. I swear my family would have been up to our ankles in dropped snacks if not for the dog lol

[@madison0115]

Berkley Pearl maybe you should have sworn on the river styx 😂

[@mwa3993]

Madison 011 Very true you can’t break that swear.

[@amadman5988]

@@mwa3993 Well you can but its not advised

[@catherineow3979]

3:33 is amazing. I love takes on mythology where Ares and Hephaestus have a healthy brotherly relationship. Also, Hermès fries did not deserve that.

[@carrioncrow13]

I loved that one too. ^^

[@thedatabase677]

This is beautiful. I need to start a pickle pile in Hestia's honor.

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

YAAAAAASSSS, ALL DA LOVE AND PICKLES FOR DA LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL AND HER DONATION PILE!!!!!!!!

[@fangirl3086]

Well if you want to start a pickle pile for Hestia, let me tell you about *pagan witchcraft*

[@emmaz42]

THE ATHENA SPIDER ONE I MF LOST IT Arachne is QUAKING

[@hammerbro2005]

3:19 is the most creative and funniest thing ever. Subscribed

[@devizakura]

It gets even better as I could totally imagine Artemis and Apollo looking like this in a modern setting 😂

[@leontoeides]

@@devizakura well... that's definitely not how the male counterpart of Aphrodite would look like

[@daniellem1142]

@@devizakura I don't think that's how Apollo would look, but Artemis definitely

[@literaturefreak2276]

Yesss!!! These are so good! I'm laughing so much at the one with Dionysus walking into the pantheon with wine

[@BarcingMatter]

3:28 featuring The guy who has had every single relationship end in plants and the girl who would sell love for a cornchip

[@sangvide]

hermes' fries deserved better, i don't know WHAT mythology y'all reading but that's the truth.

[@garganbrenna74]

2:06 damn I wish my mom got that excited when I come home

[@andrecostatrentini6901]

it's easy, you just need to marry the king of the underworld

[@jiminsmami6737]

Yeah and never have a chance to see her

[@Dekatries2]

where can i find that video tho?

[@tamarahayward9792]

Well...at least you’re not home all the time but your parents never know I’m home unless they brought me home

[@sloop3720]

First of all why is Hades such a mood and also I feel like Zeus is the type of person to call everyone and anyone "hoe"

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

I know right!?

[@GabrielArchon]

Zeus calling everyone a hoe, cuz that's all they are to him.

[@ly-ly9019]

*parks car beside hestia* *opens trunk* *pickles fall out*

[@christianmoralesortiz4688]

Hestia: OH DEAR, THANK YOU!!!!!X3

[@thebard8048]

3:18 was probably what really went down on Mount Olympus

[@Emma-jh2kn]

Bless your heavenly soul for posting this. I donated all of my roommate’s nasty pickles. Hope you like them Hestia!

[@PrimrosePetals]

*I need to get out of my mud puddle I thought that said bless your heavydirtysoul*

[@greencyy]

​@@PrimrosePetals |-/

[@panainpublic]

@@greencyy didn't know you're a fan |-/

[@safurahh.8093]

This is the highlight of my week

[@aliababwa5153]

If it hits the ground it belongs to the hound

[@ArvensisAndromeda]

0:20 this girl. The power of n E c Ro mAnc Ayyy

[@Abshir1it1is]

I just want to know what the hell was going on in that classroom to provoke this. Would context help or hurt it. Or worse, was there not context at all and this was an unprovoked outburst? If so, we need new Salem trials.

[@rvc7468]

Teacher: In two words classify Zeus Me: Serial Cheater

[@cristiv.4089]

me: *knows nothing about Greek gods* also me: *clicks on video*

[@grimreapergal]

PLEASE JOIN THE CULT! We’re the dorkiest people you’ll ever meet and I’m sure you’ll fit right in!!

[@notpostingx5035]

Persephobee mhmmm! we love us some Greek TEA

[@zannenshoujo]

I need a sitcom with apollo, hermes and dionysus

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

*_and Hestia as the landlady_*

[@Daphne1780]

And Artemis !!!! I mean, you can't separare the twins

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

@@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 yes yes

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

@@Daphne1780 yes

[@fqllenwitch_5224]

@@Daphne1780 YES! THE TWINS, HERMES AND DIONYSUS GONNA BE SO ICONIC TOGETHER

[@dolanxdobrik5341]

The last one is that best thing I have ever seen, and you can’t change my mind

[@brycenmayer7686]

*I can't change it, you're speaking straight FACTS.*

[@dani-fg3lx]

Greek Mythology is the first fanfiction

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

lol

[@ashleighmilosevich8566]

Percy Jackson has entered the chat: Father!

[@girlsnightgirIsnight]

Can I get me some Hecate and/or Eris content 👁

[@greencyy]

José Hoseok 📝☑️

[@warmbre4d]

hermes' fries deserved better

[@andromedaofspace1156]

Hades is just your sock and sandal lawn mower dad who just happens to be the god of the dead.

[@beaniepanini]

You heard 'im ladies and gentlequeers, get angry or get kinky. 🌈 Alternative for the Murder on my Mind TikTok with Hermes, Apollo, and Maia; Zephrys, Apollo, and Hyacinthus

[@ks9759]

Ever since I started reading Lore Olympus, I’ve been needing more of this sort of content in my life. I DEMAND ANOTHER.

[@legorocks9737]

Hestia needs a hug She gave up her seat of power for a wine dude

[@prettyinpassing]

Everything that has to do with Apollo was perfect

[@charlottevanrenterghem5]

Category: *education* I wish school was like this

[@erizamisorafujoshi7002]

Me too ;^;

[@flynnvoid7694]

Zeus & Hera: *screaming at each other* Apollo & Artemis: *lipsyncing the whole fight because it's been the same damn one since Hera found out about them*

[@EthalaRide]

3:18 The energies in this are off the wall! I love it!

[@claireburns4520]

How convenient that I get this recommended before I do a Greek gods project FBI what the fuck

[@thisisnotmynam]

Apollo and Artemis being the twins they are

[@epicremixer76]

hits the ground it belongs to the hound absolutely SENT me

[@celestiana1374]

THESE ARE SO ACCURATE. OMG Gotta love the iconic due of our favorite twins

[@MESETTMA]

i felt in love with the last tiktok

[@thething2723]

Whenever I see any of them associated with Apollo Dyonisis or Hestia I just look over at my altar

[@bigmansmallboy]

As a Connoisseur of memes AND the original Greek Myths (Yes, Percy Jackson did treat them well, but not exactly my taste in books) This is great

[@richardmurphy2850]

Hermes. The weird artistic wild child that people ok with but dunno what to do with

[@hayiana5556]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever watched...thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@julietamoussou7439]

The Dionysus ones, I swear. That's gold

[@pegasus.624]

Hermes' fries deserves better Yay I am Athena's freind now

[@Olivia-pj9wy]

Time to find out why Hestia wants pickles. She can have all of mine though

[@gabbygarcia5811]

The last Dionysus one and the bonus one was GOLD

[@mercuryisbi]

I'm fucking wheezing This video just cured me

[@EPSON-HP]

athena had a friend, but it turned out that hepheastus just planted a seed.

[@yupbrookeishere5681]

I will forever read Persephone's name as purse-a-phone before slapping myself in the face and then reading it the right way.

[@TheLuci915]

I don't even know anything about greek gods but I'm wheezing???

[@mwa3993]

*”In this world you either get pissed off or pissed on. So get angry or get kinky.”* I cant-

[@mwa3993]

Athena can’t have a boyfriend either way- 😂

[@efectiveedumnezeu]

3:18 I Love this. And now I m crying happy tears of joy

[@Nicole-wq7rd]

Greek gods and Aurora music in a vine at the same time?Yes please.

[@lemxntea]

i enjoyed this thoroughly. thank you for blessing me with this fabulousness.

[@naus1kaae]

Artemis and apollo making tik toks to audios of their parents arguments is SO on brand

[@katefalkenberg6129]

"hermes' fries deserve better" and so does this vid!!

[@mariaskanal8500]

I freaking loved it!!😭🤣

[@justanotherlazytrashpanda]

I didn’t read the title correctly so I didn’t realize that these were tiktoks until I saw the watermark thingy in the corner of some of them

[@SM-qv2om]

Same

[@toysvilltvstudios7576]

The ones about Hades cracked us up so hard!!!!! XD

[@IzzyIsPresent02]

Also thank you for upploading another greek god vine video. I love these so much! They make my day.

[@jotarokuzo]

this is really helping me study for my Greek mythology tests next week.

[@gemma-zc3yz]

i love artemis and apollo so much. iconic twins.

[@johnmartin4119]

I don’t usually like Tik toks but this particular compilation is hilarious(and not just cause of the Greek myth jokes)

[@TobiasCWoods]

Needs to be longer/part 2 👌👌👌

[@bloopdeboop1707]

Mortals: just trying to survive Dionysus: Haha man eating women wild party go brr

[@scarves4evanoregano]

This was b4 Athena, Artemis and Hestia made the cult of Don't-Touch-My-No-No-Spot.

[@devizakura]

Nice to see a comments section for one of those that seems to mostly consist of greek mythology enthusiasts and potentially hellenic polytheists instead of just fans of modern mythology-inspired works like Percy Jackson or Lore Olympus 😂 The compilation itself was HELLA ENTERTAINING too 👍👍👍

[@oliviadoyle3623]

I love Hestia and she was was possibly the most respected and widely worshipped goddess, by both mortals and immortals.

[@scrappyknees]

The fact that Athena was killing a spider amused me Take that Arachne you boasting bit-

[@galaxydragons6244]

Why are the zeus ones extremely accurate

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

I know right?

[@prosyndication21]

Dionysus is my spirit animal.

[@lazkennedy]

Apollo and Artemis are my Olympian children and I love seeing them being chaotic lil brats.

[@nataliegallardo1634]

Someone needs to give Hermès a hug.

[@boe760]

yes, i DID double tap my favorite tiktok. And YES im MAD

[@poker-face1012]

If it hits the ground it belongs to the hound I live by that and it shows

[@peerie]

I feel so proud that my ancestors indirectly contributed to this by existing

[@becait]

The Hera/Zeus audio with Artemis and Apollo threw me tf out

[@kai-yd4np]

Appollo and Artemis are SO accurate to my twin friends like fr

[@mariposa8430]

0:20 i was crying

[@elisa-bi9xd]

greek heroes as cursed videos pls orpheus needs to shine also ur a blessing to this world tbh

[@reyof_jakku_0253]

HERMES’ FRIES DESERVED BETTER

[@SM-qv2om]

F

[@maryanne7699]

This is why you're my favorite KZbinr

[@greencyy]

HSHSAHJdgahjsdhjs NOOOO OMG

[@reidx9198]

I very much appreciate that bonus scene

[@makoaromo9401]

Unmmm the mother of most of the important gods?! RHEA

[@grimreapergal]

These keep me going through with finals week

[@hannahstahl1857]

That last one fucking got me

[@bloopdeboop1707]

Olympus: *on fire after Zeus banged a mortal woman for the 500th time* Hades, in the underworld: y'all hear sum'n

[@patrickbartholomew4135]

the one with Apollo and Artemis got me

[@cyrilltate7065]

Hermes' fries deserved better. We're gonna be great friends with Athena, I love books, the arts, tea, turning people into hideous creatures... To protect them, of course.