Greek Jokes to Impress Your Friends! | Easy Greek 89

[@carolesmith755]

Excellent! Thank you for not speaking too fast. You give us time to digest what you are telling us.

[@EasyGreekVideos]

Thanks! Efthymis has great articulation

[@Botticella89]

omg the dad jokes are strong with this one lmao

[@marthagalatopoulou2407]

Πεθαίνω! Αθάνατα κρύα. Τα λέγαμε πριν σαράντα χρόνια στο γυμνάσιο. Δεν ήξερα ότι υπάρχουν ακόμη! Θεός!

[@baljeetsohi2812]

Very good. Spoke slow and calmly . Please make more of this guy too

[@andreasm5770]

Idk why but I really like this new guy lol.

[@EasyGreekVideos]

Us too!

[@ИванИванов-ъ7х8ы]

Και εγώ

[@killarneykate]

This is my favorite episode ever, because the language is so straightforward and there's a reason for trying to repeat the jokes aloud, to try to learn them. (And lose all your friends if you tell the jokes to them!)

[@davidmcmaster59]

Very funny. Dad jokes in Greek. Really enjoyed and good practice for listening and little icebreakers on short ones.

[@vaso7444]

this was awesome! (αυτό ήταν υπέροχο)

[@Grihlo]

Μπράβο σας! Ευχαριστώ πολύ! It's a great way to learn new vocabulary and I'm so happy that by the end of the video I was in the right mood to be able to figure out the answer - γιατί είναι Ιούλιος! :) I particularly enjoyed the jokes that can't be translated in other languages. The one with 2 and 9 is one of them. Αφαιρέθηκα.. :))

[@EasyGreekVideos]

Efthimis is great telling jokes ND make the lesson easier! Marilena

[@AthanasiosJapan]

My favourite type of Greek jokes are ancient Spartan jokes. Spartan were famous for being smart, but without excessive talking. They were also famous for their courage. Combine those two, and you have some awesome jokes. Example: Spartans learn that their opponents are too numerous, and their arrows can cover the sun. "Great, we will fight under shade!"

[@EasyGreekVideos]

That's so badass though!

[@AthanasiosJapan]

@@EasyGreekVideos Nothing wrong with that. If you want less "badass" jokes, I recommend jokes by ancient Greek philosophers. My favourite is Diogenes. When Alexander met him and asked him if he wants something from him he replied. "Yes, please move away, you are blocking the sunlight from me!" When he saw a child eating food from his palm, he threw away his plate (one of his few belongings) and said! "I was carrying excessive stuff!". Please enjoy great Greek jokes and learn something from the greatness of the ancients.

[@EasyGreekVideos]

@@AthanasiosJapan Of course badassness isn't a bad thing!

[@Theodoros.K.Mouchtaris]

This is not a joke. In the 480 B.C. battle of Thermopylae, yes the one fought by the 300 Spartans, according to Herodotus: Dienekes was the bravest of all 300 Spartans. And (Dienekes) is said to have proved himself the best man of all, the same who, as they report, uttered this saying before they engaged battle with the Medes, being informed by one of the men of Trachis that when the Barbarians discharged their arrows they obscured the light of the sun by the multitude of the arrows, so great was the number of their host, he was not dismayed by this, but making small account of the number of the Medes, he said that their guest from Trachis brought them very good news, for if the Medes obscured the light of the sun, the battle against them would be in the shade and not in the sun. Herodotus also mentions that Dienekes said many other similar things which made him unforgotten. Plutarch, writing hundreds of years later, also mentions this comment in his "Sayings of the Spartans", but he attributes it to Leonidas I, Dienekes' general in the battle. According to Plutarch, when one of the soldiers complained to Leonidas that "Because of the arrows of the barbarians it is impossible to see the sun," Leonidas replied, "Won't it be nice, then, if we shall have shade in which to fight them?" The laconic phrase "then we will fight in the shade" was cited by later Latin writers such as Cicero (in umbra igitur pugnabimus) and Valerius Maximus (in umbra enim proeliabimur). The street east of the Tomb of Leonidas in the modern town of Sparta is named for Dienekes (οδός Διηνεκούς, connecting Θερμοπυλών and Ηρακλειδών)

[@bababaghanoush]

Easy Greek is one of the best among all Easy series! The content actually makes me WANT TO learn Greek. (The hosts are cute too 🥰)

[@kqueller]

I agree. I've looked at most of them, and they are all pretty good, but Easy Greek is one of the very best.

[@athinag.9335]

Ήταν Ιούλιος βρε σιγά το δύσκολο!

[@pmo8672]

Χαχαχα! Τόσο αστείο!!! Κάντε περισσότερα βίντεο σαν αυτό! Φιλάκια και Καλά Χριστούγεννα!

[@EasyGreekVideos]

Ευχαριστούμε!

[@Jerry113]

thank you, i will now go and impress all my friends.

[@rubythebes8757]

good luck with that!!

[@drdoorzetter]

kar-pou-zi! - love it!

[@user-sz9dj1pl9o]

Τα καλύτερα μας χρόνια;

[@juancarloslopez-corbalan]

AB SO LU TE LY GREAT. me lo he pasado bomba, menudo crack.Lo flipas.

[@r410a8]

Α ο Γρηγόρης ο σύντροφος από Τα Καλύτερα Μας Χρόνια.

[@claudioborton4394]

Είσαι ο καλύτερος !!

[@DawnMorganCyprus]

GREAT!

[@francescausai2058]

Η σειρά με τους ελέφαντες σε ένα αυτοκίνητο και στον κινηματογράφο την έχουμε και στα ιταλικά, αλλά το αμάξι είναι (φυσικά) το Fiat 500 🤣🤣🤣

[@EasyGreekVideos]

Ήταν το πρώτο αυτοκίνητο που είχαμε ❤️❤️ Μαριλενα

[@kapatsides3810]

γιατί ήταν Ιούλιος

[@kaljic1]

I like the joke the joke they used to say about the Pontius, although you can substitute any other group you want. Basically the joke goes someone saying, "My son studies abroad (=στο εξοτερικο)." They other say "He does? Where does he study?" The other says, "Στο βαλκονι (=On the veranda)" Brrrmpt tishhhhhhhhh.

[@EasyGreekVideos]

😅

[@trowwzers5057]

I got one lol Τι λέει το μηδέν στο εννέα; Το πέος σου είναι μεγάλο

[@thelizzievb]

ΧΑΧΑΧΑ! Τόσο αστείο!!! 😂

[@cherryJ11]

Χαχαχ δεν το είχα ξανακούσει. Ξέρω αυτό: Τι λέει το 0 στο 6; Σου πετάει μια τρίχα

[@irondasgr]

Εγώ θα έλεγα: Πωωω εσύ έχεις ρέψει. Οι κραιπάλες στον έχουν ξεχειλώσει...

[@Theodoros.K.Mouchtaris]

@AthanasiosJapan This is not a joke. In the 480 B.C. battle of Thermopylae, yes the one fought by the 300 Spartans, according to Herodotus: Dienekes was the bravest of all 300 Spartans. And (Dienekes) is said to have proved himself the best man of all, the same who, as they report, uttered this saying before they engaged battle with the Medes, being informed by one of the men of Trachis that when the Barbarians discharged their arrows they obscured the light of the sun by the multitude of the arrows, so great was the number of their host, he was not dismayed by this, but making small account of the number of the Medes, he said that their guest from Trachis brought them very good news, for if the Medes obscured the light of the sun, the battle against them would be in the shade and not in the sun. Herodotus also mentions that Dienekes said many other similar things which made him unforgotten. Plutarch, writing hundreds of years later, also mentions this comment in his "Sayings of the Spartans", but he attributes it to Leonidas I, Dienekes' general in the battle. According to Plutarch, when one of the soldiers complained to Leonidas that "Because of the arrows of the barbarians it is impossible to see the sun," Leonidas replied, "Won't it be nice, then, if we shall have shade in which to fight them?" The laconic phrase "then we will fight in the shade" was cited by later Latin writers such as Cicero (in umbra igitur pugnabimus) and Valerius Maximus (in umbra enim proeliabimur). The street east of the Tomb of Leonidas in the modern town of Sparta is named for Dienekes (οδός Διηνεκούς, connecting Θερμοπυλών and Ηρακλειδών)

[@toonsfromthepast3742]

Ahahaha Ομολογώ ότι δεν ήξερα κανένα...

[@oposoum]

Σε αυτό το επεισόδιο θα έπρεπε να είναι guest ο Στάθης από τους Ράδιο Αρβύλα.

[@TeutonicEmperor1198]

αυτό το σχόλιο δεν ωρίμασε όπως θα έπρεπε!

[@bike4peace]

ise poli kalos typos re... se stelno agapi apo to mexico ;) peace, alexandros

[@proton6179]

zor bus hahaha

[@pierreabbat6157]

Οζόστομος στην γυναίκα του λέγει: Η Ήρα μου Η γυναίκα λέγει: Οζεύς μου -Φιλόγελως 232, abridged. I guess that "οζεύς" would be "οζέας" in Modern Greek, like "βασιλέας", but that loses the pun.

[@golden_smaug]

Στον Αύγουστο φοριούνται τα σανδάλια; xD jajaja

[@George-xb5ey]

Είναι τρεις ανδτρες και μιλάνε και ένας ροται τι είναι το πιο γρήγορο πράγμα στο κόσμο. Ο πρώτος λέει Η σκεπςεσ το σκέφτεσαι και είναι στο μυαλό σου άμεσος. Εντάξει, Ο δεύτερος απαντάει και λέει το ρεύμα, το αναβιες και βλέπεις άμεσος... Ο τρίτος απαντάει και λέει δεν ξέρω για της σκεπςεις η το ρεύμα αλά μόλις χεςτικα και δεν το πρόλαβα.

[@Mike31langello]

Γιατι ο Καισαριοσ φοραγε σανδαλια; Γιατι αυτοσ Αυγουστοσ?

[@Grihlo]

Όχι Αυγουστος. Γιατί είναι Ιούλιος! :)

[@acekheir86307]

i think that caesar wore sandals because of august, maybe

[@taurus167]

Ιούλιος (Julius ceasar)

[@AlexTh3Gr8]

Because it was July (the hottest month of the year) Julius Caesar

[@danielatosheva3810]

Ήταν Αύγουστος;

[@thelizzievb]

Ο, αυτο ήταν η απάντηση. Είσαι πολυ έξυπνος/έξυπνη, ξέρεις! Δεν το ήξερα! (: ❤

[@toonsfromthepast3742]

Ιούλιος (Julius Caesar) :P

[@thelizzievb]

@@toonsfromthepast3742 ohhh

[@Evan490BC]

These jokes are so bad they're almost hilarious.

[@EasyGreekVideos]

Exactly! Marilena

[@alexandrabouskouta2094]

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