Greg Fitzsimmons, Beth Stelling, and Taco Bell Cravings | Something's Burning | S1 E13

We recreate Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza and bring the Choco Taco back to life. Greg and Beth wrote on HBO’s Crashing together and are one of my favorite pairings. Stay ’til the end for a fun surprise!
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TACO BELL MEXICAN PIZZAS, CRUNCH WRAPS, AND CHOCO TACOS
Start with the CHOCO TACO SHELLS (waffle cones):
Whisk together until no lumps remain:
- 2 whole eggs plus 2 egg whites
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons superfine sugar
- 1 cup plus 4 tablespoons all purpose flour
- 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
- 4 tablespoons whole milk
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- Heat waffle cone maker (pizzelle cookie maker)
- Pour 3-3½ tablespoons batter into the center of discs
- Cook until golden brown. Remove and fold over wooden spoon to form taco. Rest spoon between cups until cool (1 minute).
- Carefully spoon ice cream into the cooled shells, smoothing the edges. Place in loaf pans upright and stacked against one another.
- Refreeze ice cream tacos for a while.
Prepare the ingredients for the MEXICAN PIZZAS and CRUNCHWRAPS:
- Heat a bunch of oil in pot for deep frying.
- Prepare taco meat.
- Combine Ground beef and Packaged taco seasoning.
- Heat up canned refried beans
- Fry the 8-in flour tortillas until golden brown 30-45 seconds, then drain on paper towels.
Assemble the pizzas:
- Top a fried tortilla with a thin layer of refried beans.
- Then a layer of taco meat.
- Put another tortilla on top of the taco meat.
- Enchilada sauce on tortilla.
- Put a few diced tomatoes and green chiles on top of red sauce.
- Top with the Mexican blend cheese.
- Put finished Mexican pizzas on cookie sheet and broil in oven until cheese is melted.
- Top with a few chopped green onions.
- Cut into fourths and serve.
While the Mexican Pizzas are getting melty, MAKE CRUNCH WRAP:
- Heat 12-in flour tortilla to warm.
- Heat nacho cheese.
Assemble:
- Place ground beef mixture in the center of each tortilla.
- Top with nacho cheese and tostada shell.
- Spread sour cream in an even layer over the tostada shell
- Top with lettuce, tomato and cheese.
- Fold the edges up and over the center. Continue to work your way around the tortilla, folding as tight as possible.
- Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in skillet. Place wrap seam-side down and cook until the underside is golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip and cook wrap on the other side, about 1-2 minutes longer.
Finish the CHOCO TACOS:
- Heat Chocolate chips in a pot until melted.
- Remove ice cream tacos from freezer- Dip in chocolate.
- Top with crushed peanuts if you want.
- Freeze for a sec then eat
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[@valthe1stgaming634]

Beth's awesome. You should totally have her on again if she's willing.

[@conburgundy]

Didn't know Beth knew how to make cake

[@toddrifenbery]

Who edited this? You guys in a hurry?

[@Wandernerbar]

Isn't it a re-release

[@TheDanAge]

?

[@chrish8016]

Brrooo 😂 😂

[@cobrakai8049]

I felt the same. Like 30 mins missing.

[@TheKingOfBeans]

If the editor was in hurry it would be longer, surely

[@Heywoodjablowme420]

Bert was the guy that destroyed the bathroom Greg was talking about😂😂

[@mchurch5961]

Beth said Spatula City 👍🤓

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

They used make a thing called a MEXI-MELT, at Taco Bell. Those were the best ever!

[@jonmorales9703]

Right on what happened Taco Bell bring it back you brought the pizza back

[@catherine-ob8vb]

Just ask for a soft taco sub three cheese blend Add extra three cheese blend No lettuce Add pico Steamed

[@christicole8319]

the ending hahahahahahah. I had to mute it, but hilarious. lol

[@je__.]

total madness 😂😂😂

[@hookwrench1060]

Lmao!!! Love the ending.

[@troymodin1682]

Holy shit.... he actually gaged himself..?? What a fucking great episode..keep up the great work buddy 👍

[@MJ-qh2su]

The Fitzdog realizing Bert's Something's Burning is more of Bert's Booger Eating Fingerlickin,' while barely washing, was cracking me up.

[@Coleknaup34]

Why is it cut down so much? We love the full length episodes

[@brianroebuck1789]

Best ending yet. 😂

[@Rockmachine99]

Something's burning alright....Bert's popularity

[@Arcturuseyes]

Did you know Trader Joe's is Aldi? There were two brothers that started Aldi. There was Aldi north, and Aldi south, When the business came to the US, the business was split into Trader Joe's, and Aldi. Look it up, cool history

[@tylermcleod]

Two German soldiers returned home after WWII and turned their parents' corner store into a national chain. They got into a fight about selling cigarettes and split the company and territories. Karl (Aldi Süd) opened Aldi in the US in 1976. Theo (Aldi Nord) bought Trader Joe's in 1979 because he wasn't allowed to open any Aldis in the US. In 2023, Aldi Süd bought 400 Winn-Dixies and Theo’s descendants announced plans to reunify the family’s 11,000 stores but that has yet to come to light.

[@westernwanderer8397]

Just saw "The Machine" on Netflix. Loved it! As a Russophile myself, I can totally see me like this when I was younger. I've been learning Russian for over 3 years now. Not an easy task!

[@et9ud]

the return of another favourite episode

[@user-zx1rt8ed5z]

Yikes, you have no Comedic taste then

[@user-wf4pf3ts4c]

Best ending ever

[@kylesells8579]

barking spiders is funny

[@loscoolarrows5903]

Im definitely making these tomorrow

[@bdpowder1874]

Best yet? I think so !!!!!!

[@brandonmorgan5276]

Best ever.

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

Greg: "Bert, Beth's a big germaphobe! Are you going to wash your hands?"........... Greg again:"Beth aren't YOU going to wash your hands?"

[@CCCARRACK]

Bert you should try to get on People vs Food and challenge them(mostly Sharron) to a one bite challenge or an eat in 1 second challenge, I think you'd really enjoy hanging with them and trying the ridiculous food concoctions they come up with

[@omegathirteen13]

Mexican Pizza 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@jesserivera3285]

Yooooo first comment from Colorado! Love the stuff Bert keep it up

[@MarleyLarrea]

hahaha did anyone catch Bert washing his hands then proceeds to lick his finger and starts touching things.bruh.

[@Arcturuseyes]

Omg, good one

[@ronaldnewell4043]

Great end

[@AMHAPPY]

Greg should have been an accountant.

[@allmotivation3827]

Secret Time: Watching Beth eat was way sexier than it should have been.

[@jorgerdiazo]

got dam it... I started gaging to....

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

Crashing fuckin RULED!!

[@FACTSHACK]

Beth and Greg… best guests yet

[@nicholassimons2810]

You're sad

[@DrJDeck]

The joke when we fart in our family is "The man with no teeth has spoken" nonsensical, but has been funny to me since childhood

[@adamlabrecque5119]

You fargon ice holes, I was actually cooking while watching this. Smellavision is one thing, but gagging is a violation of our auditory and optical rights.

[@MrSpunkyflunky]

It's funny how much younger Bert looks after a little self care. He'll be back to poo soon

[@mikeg1665]

I've got to stop trying to eat when I watch this...

[@bebej4500]

I’m done 😂🤣😆🤣😭 omfgaaawd !😭😂💀it was Bert natural GAG that took me out when he turned around with his fingers in his ears🤦🏿😂

[@johnjohnthebarber720]

This is one of my favorite episodes!!!

[@6StringSunburst]

Greg is the perfect foil for Brent. He sold extreme commitment at the end.

[@jacobchapman9803]

So how do you thin melted choc bart

[@ojpistorius6369]

Wait why all the reuploads

[@user-gs7ib9sj6g]

Don’t ever cut the show. We love the shit in between.

[@Billbob35498]

Security guards at a taco bell in North Dakota is such BS

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Love you Bert, you are truly the man and The Machine.

[@joerunge3915]

haha that one was good idk why it has so many downvotes

[@taco4u23]

Not washing your hands is not a sin calling you out on not washing your hands was.

[@rabbit32073]

And, that's how Greg stays so skinny.

[@vladimirgreene1516]

Ol' girl is bad asf

[@austezygotKUSH]

I still don’t get why they’re just re-releasing old content and also won’t drop the best ep with Chris and Bob. S’gay

[@judsonclayto7813]

I'm totally jealous of the Judd Apatow writing job... I just can't accept the second 'd' in his name... Who does he think he his?

[@cme4114]

Dude WTF was that ending

[@jaredknapp8886]

The editing is sooo ADHD. Whats with the jump cuts? How many cameras is too many cameras?

[@jaredknapp8886]

Unwatchable. Who is editing this? Tell me who!

[@bobspurloc]

50% off this was cut out from complaining it seems

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Beef mexi melt!!!! RIP

[@Flyleaf97]

WTF WHY!!!? NOOOOOO THE END

[@matthewkrueger9191]

Soft Pitch: Sam Morril, an PETE LEE future guests. They are old friends. Would be great.

[@cobrakai8049]

Feels like they are rushing.

[@LordKonig1]

David Chang ripped off your show. #DownWithDavid

[@migrantson]

Bert...hear me out. When you and LeeAnn are empty nesters...open relationship time. 😮 at least for like a year or so. DUDE... Don't let your looks and $ go to waste. You are going to let the opportunity to tap the Rockies slip through your chubby fingers. You know you want to........start planning now.

[@AnthonyHernandez-dt4et]

Bert this editing sucked

[@utsmoke845]

Bart getting desperate for content.

[@MyBaLLsBLoNg]

I seen some of Beth Sterling’s comedy before and thought she was pretty funny. I didn’t know she was also a writer. This is my first time just seeing her be her and I’m only two min into this episode and realized I have a huge crush on her! The way she looks at ppl as they talk, showing both signs of acknowledgment and respect just literally shit an arrow through my heart! I couldn’t imagine dating a chick so good looking AND seemingly intrigued by what you have to say. I wouldn’t stop talking. Just to get the opportunity of staring right back at her. I feel like a child. Eh hmmm… Hi Beth! 💕🥰💘

[@MyBaLLsBLoNg]

Stelling. I wrote it correct the first time and it changed on me!

[@MyBaLLsBLoNg]

Stelling. I wrote it correct the first time and it changed on me!

[@MyBaLLsBLoNg]

Stelling. I wrote it correct the first time and it changed on me!

[@EA-Patches]

Please please please keep them at 60 min or more. We want less editing if possible! Love raw bert!!

[@cgap7573]

I love this crazy ending hahahaha thanks Greg! ... And cut!

[@kevinmoran1319]

“Something’s Burning oven mitts on sale” pops up as Bert grabs the very hot pan with his bare hand. 😂

[@kevinmoran1319]

That’s why it’s a number 2 because you pee at the same time? I never heard that before.

[@celt0131]

Is Beth single?? 😅

[@d-vicious1931]

Beth is so funny and beautiful !

[@GorbyP]

What's with the schizophrenic edits??

[@corsica6565]

Greg looks so pleased with himself at the end there. Love it. I missed the Beth Stelling show in my town last year and I'm still kicking myself for it! Great episode

[@numberlover8181]

If Greg get sickened by Bert's germs. He should not step foot in a professional kitchen. Especially if they make soups.

[@Shillmehowtolive]

Redbar

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This actually might be two years old

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This is obviously at least a year old

[@chaisegrimm3409]

I thought you were going to say native American killed me 😂😂

[@majorxdf]

Beth is super cute.

[@duraznorosado]

This will be the most quotable episode. ❤️‍🔥

[@valthe1stgaming634]

Holy shit, my man swallows a spoon like a porn star.

[@dwestecott12]

Is it just me or are these reuploads

[@tomasdesouza2847]

Everyone hates Bert now? I know I always did.... feels like an I told you so!

[@enislive]

Beth REALLY likes Greg and you can tell

[@Gearhead6.7]

Burt is always eating

[@michaelpetryshyn3607]

bert looks disgusting when he east puuuuke

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id rather watch fitzy puke than bart eat

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It’s fast food hehe

[@pincopallino7981]

Someone's barfing with Greg Fitzsimmons

[@DinosaurSuccess]

did they really vomit at the end? so disgusting

[@zachgeigan4403]

this one sucked lol. but still watched

[@Schizz_Popinov]

Best thing Taco Bell ever had was the chili cheese burrito. I loved them so much and was so disappointed when they discontinued them.

[@bobkmac]

11:04 it’s almost like this was edited for clips. 11:40 like I said. 12:00 I’m sure you can sweetie.

[@f1dgeit189]

Just me or did he Bart just point out he has a distended liver with the whole which side of him looks bigger?.

[@mrsblahblah92]

My dad also said barking spiders, makes zero sense lol

[@mrsblahblah92]

The end of this was a pro-Ana ad

[@chadheydt8221]

New for boring sober Bert run out of material😂

[@je__.]

nooo it cant be just a 30 min episode

[@jonathanstarrett520]

I very much enjoyed and cheered on this clash of personalities. All 3 people present- I want to see you perform live!!!

[@deaderthendead041]

I love Greg saying Beth is the germophobe When he's the one bitching about everyone Nonstop for not washing their hands or for bert touching his nose

[@sapmiknife]

Sir Greg Gagalot🙏

[@hatcha6639]

I need to see Beth on more pods lol

[@willsoules4939]

this went south of the border quickly