Greggs is the soul of society (GeoGuessr)

[@MetaDeviant]

I love when Smith goes on rants about the terrible, bland taste of the average person and Ross just has to sit there and pretend he isn't exactly that kind of person, lmao.

[@oliviareyes7838]

Thats one of my favorite quirks of their dynamic lol like when smith said ross was the demographic for lynx Africa 😂

[@Revtheoryhellyeah]

@@oliviareyes7838 Most brutal roast of this century

[@ross-hornby]

Pretend? Man I love a Greggs!

[@PierceArner]

​@@ross-hornby Glad you remembered to click submit this time!

[@natalyst]

@@ross-hornby greggs is goated, i don't blame you

[@GaranSOI]

Still one of the best jokes in the yogscast: Mousie - what’s a Greggs? Are they common? Simon: they’re very common

[@PierceArner]

Along with the editor putting one into the montage a little after that blowing Simon's mind was absolutely priceless.

[@MrSpannners]

Even after all this time I still don't get why that is a joke

[@ButzPunk]

@@MrSpannners it's a pun: common can mean either there's lots of them, or they're lower class

[@gingerkid427]

that cut at 5:34 from Trott being absolutely sure they were near London to Ross finding a California flag had me rolling

[@gormster]

Trott was literally looking at both a California and US flag, then turned around, said “oh!” and guessed fucking _Guildford_

[@_1ShadeofGray_]

I'm from Cornwall and Ross will be quite pleased to hear that there's quite a few places with goon in the name here. Ross should do a "goon crawl". It's like a pub crawl but you specifically go to places with goon in the name

[@macaaronix]

Don’t forget Ventongimps! 🤣

[@_1ShadeofGray_]

@@macaaronix Oh yeah, forgot about that one 😂

[@MDestron2282]

As long as you still drink at every one.

[@_1ShadeofGray_]

@@MDestron2282 Nah, you've got to goon at each one

[@Friendofme]

17:23 You can see the exact moment Smith realizes this is actually a cake shop and not at all an equivalent to Greggs. "It says 'Honestly delicious... food'"

[@CLBellamey]

He also says he would turn *right* into Card Factory, he's clearly lacking that nutritious Gregg's brainfood.

[@jamescarroll384]

He's right about card factory though 😂😂 We've got TWO in our town centre. Two card factories that are about 2 minutes apart, but our MandS has been closed.

[@Zach-h2l]

That Smith and Ross going at each other about Greggs really reminded me of Sunak and Starmer debating the finer points of the average Brit's day to day cost of living struggles

[@Odyanii]

As an American, all my life my only exposure to Greggs has been British tubers and streamers moaning about it being terrible and this has made it a must go destination should I ever visit.

[@adambaggott8957]

Smith, please stop hating us poor people and our institutions

[@bierrollerful]

I've heard he likes to drive by Greggs in his Rolls Royce, to laugh at the peasantry through the tinted windows whilst scratching his lizards.

[@yerwol]

How long have they been doing GeoGuessr, and Ross still doesn't know there's a Back button

[@SaintPhoenixx]

He does't even know there's a guess button.

[@A_Ereira]

Ross has a memory span of 15 seconds tbf. It's asking far too much of him to remember things from previous matches.

[@chrism45]

And he doesn't use websites to find a country like the other two

[@thecremeegg]

Ross seeing Seasalt Cornwall and going to Cornwall was peak

[@jt6741]

The speed in which I knew that was Southend High Street is worrying

[@Jacked153]

ahah same here

[@beth_mars]

Privileged Southerner Smith at it again acting like most working class people can afford fancy bakeries and shit 😂😂 Ain't nothing wrong with Greggs! 😜

[@Relyx]

There's this split now where you have snooty Waitrose shoppers like Smith berating Greggs and all who go there, and then daft people who rave about it to non-Brits making out it's amazing. In reality, Greggs is like Wetherspoons. It's cheap and not great quality, but no matter where you are in the country, you know there's probably one nearby and it's gonna be the exact same as your local. It's not amazing, it's not the worst, it's an acceptable level of mediocrity that you are already braced to expect.

[@Ultimateward]

smith definitely has posters of margaret thatcher on his bedroom walls

[@Zach-h2l]

​@@Notpoop906same lol

[@bensnumber1fan708]

Pinups right?

[@bierrollerful]

I love how the yogs taught me everything there is to know about Greggs.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I guess I'm the only one standing with Smith on his anti-Greggs campaign. Anyone else is welcome to join us in our Ivory tower.

[@datguy6101]

I LOVE GEOGUESSR!!!!!! I can't wait to see Smith get a perfect score on every Marks and Spencer

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

Tbf, Marks and Spencer isn't any more expensive than Asda or Morrisons. Waitrose and Sainsburys are the most expensive

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

@@Notpoop906 Where I am, sainsburys is on the more expensive side when I've done my weekly shops. I've tested it against tesco, aldi, morrisons and asda.

[@Terinije]

As Simon once said about Greggs, “It’s very common.”

[@Tyius420]

smith says people dont have taste then says just go to McDonalds XD McDonalds is worse

[@Lewiiiiiiiis]

Ross: I'm sick of people getting angry I don't know every world flag!! Also Ross: I simply refuse to use website domain extensions to help me in the slightest.

[@MrSpannners]

It should be obvious that Ross doesn't give a shit how good he is at any game they play

[@bierrollerful]

12:16 Ross entering the road tunnel level of the geoguessr backrooms

[@JRFreeman]

I don't expect the boys to know American geography but Trott going "I'm going to guess Delaware" and then circling around the midwest and south before locking in on Dallas made me chuckle. Also, not that they will ever have to say the name again, Raleigh is pronounced raw-lee.

[@beth_mars]

I love Raleigh! I was very happy to see it as a guess! 😂

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Delaware is north east right? Like former British colony sort of area?

[@Revtheoryhellyeah]

Raw-lee is quite incorrect if you consider different accents. Rah - lee would be better.

[@JRFreeman]

@@Revtheoryhellyeah You're right. I didn't consider that. I guess that's why they make phonetic alphabets for pronunciation.

[@Mithre]

​@saoirsedeltufo7436 more mid atlantic; it's tucked in next to Maryland.

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"Ross remembering to literally make a single guess on a guessing game" Challenge: Impossible Mode

[@_GLObot]

13:06 They probably should've run that sign through a spell checker before ordering it lmao

[@jamescarroll384]

I was more distracted by reading it as a "polish shop", thinking how much polish are people really buying now days? The difference between Polish and polish is lost when you use all caps. But it is a very conveniece location.

[@MajorFunParts2]

I ain't taking advice from someone that likes expensive designer clothes.

[@EnviousGaming888]

Ross "Man of the People" Hornby

[@samjones3167]

Good I hope Smith is joking saying the reason high streets are struggling is because people buy greggs. But it didn't sound like joking

[@AcceptTheNull]

I can get Ross' confusion, the Pontiac screams German automotive engineering. The bright red Jeep is nearly a literal cherry on top.

[@LaconicBeats]

I've never been to San Fran or know anything about it but as soon as I saw the UBISOFT one I knew it exactly based off Watch Dogs 2, they have their own offices in the game and it looks pretty similar 😏

[@jonathan5347]

I literally drove past the Ubisoft in NC earlier today and live right next to the Epic Games studio. Crazy to see those in a Hat Films video.

[@part-slimer]

What I dislike about Greggs is that it used to be that each town, or maybe small region, had its own bakery or bakery chain (or maybe more than one) that did bread and sandwiches and pastries similar to Greggs. Greggs used to be one of these... And then they expanded massively, putting many of those more local (standard, cheap, not fancy) bakeries out of business, and then they stopped being a bakery!! You cannot go into Greggs and buy a loaf of bread and haven't been able to for years. Then they've successfully managed to brand themselves in such a way as to redirect all the goodwill that people have for classic British bakeries like these and convert that into goodwill for their brand specifically. You'd forgive someone for thinking that Greggs invented the sausage roll the way people go on about it. Where I live there's FOURTEEN Greggs locations within a 15 minute walk of each other. That's crazy! What if even half of those were some other bakery. Actually we only have like 2 fancy bakeries in that same area, and one of them only just opened. So I don't mind an individual Greggs, but I agree it's a scourge!

[@Relyx]

Firkins was our local chain, but to be honest they were pretty much the same as Greggs when it came to savoury stuff. Their cakes, turnovers and the like were definitely better though

[@TheMelter101]

Smith is such a snob it’s unreal. I don’t particularly like Greggs but I’ve never heard someone rant about it like this. Most people know it’s bad, but it is significantly cheaper than any equivalent. If he doesn’t know that, he obviously hasn’t bought from Greggs recently.

[@DustandFlour]

He does it on the regular on all kinds of subjects.. He has a white man saviour complex, aswell.

[@LeonieJMerry]

Oh no, Southend on Sea - it's finally happened, my home town 😅 don't live there any more but that shot of the Odeon gave me flashbacks.

[@pigolo.1177]

All Greggs go to heaven

[@JoeKnaggs]

I live in the NL now and whenever I go back to the UK, my highlight of the trip is always a a chicken pasty from Greggs

[@BFGregg]

Us Gregg's are the souls of society.

[@alfiearnold]

Lovely but can you please use some different background music because I think that jazz one will be the last thing I hear before I die

[@Shiroar]

Next RV trip: tour of Greggs.

[@Peron1-MC]

8:08 damn. delaware would have been pretty close. i think its just south of new york city

[@zactorbeam3809]

They talk about horrible the high streets look and I’m thinking how beautiful the buildings are. I feel like if your English you’re spoilt with history.

[@TheLastZeekasaur]

I haven't seen an ESPIRT store here in a mall in the usa since the late 1980's.

[@Dra5ticYT]

what did Mr Greggs do to poor Smithy...

[@JamieA242]

i grew up in Hayes haha, the one at the end. was cool seeing them look around there :)

[@thehulaoperator8356]

5:58 I like Trials (and by extension Red Lynx even without Antti at the helm)🙂

[@PolygonAlley]

I've been to 3 of the 5 Greggs, need to go on a day trip to Ipswich.

[@coldfinger2549]

how dare you Smith. Southend on sea is the pinnacle of culture and an ideal holiday spot. it's where non-posh people go to feel posh.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Actually quite a nice beachfront, that whole bit of Essex coast has some nice villages too

[@coldfinger2549]

true. longest pier in the world mate. peter pan's adventure park is to die for.

[@HoneydewSky]

Trott’s pronunciation of Raleigh had me dead 😂

[@AlexaFaie]

Seasalt Cornwall are a clothing brand lol. They have that on all the shops. Its just that they originated in Cornwall.

[@whosadaman8326]

I'm with smith on the Ubisoft view. Its wild that they're still around despite making some pretty mediocre games

[@justcallmeavi3255]

Trott is independent on Greggs, Smith hates it and Ross loves a good price, duly noted!

[@Cobolt69]

This video is a real find! Every time I discover something new and exciting. 🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨

[@Zorayah]

Surreal living a few miles from good ol goonhusband, finally recognised on the big screen!

[@geolegg736]

I fucking love greggs

[@TheGreyBaron]

tbh this game makes England look like dogshit. v comforting as an American.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Most British town high streets are dogshit tbf...

[@TheGreyBaron]

@@saoirsedeltufo7436 Its one of those broad strokes things the US is painted with constantly. I'm sure plenty of the country is beautiful, but lots of these places look ghetto as a mf. Same shit different side of the Atlantic.

[@thegamingbox4519]

Lovely to see the boiks glide through my home town Haslingden

[@4eyescol531]

You guys should do a New England one

[@riverlavoisier9828]

genuinely a bit annoyed at the way smith is going, like yeah mate seaside towns that used to get a bit of tourism money are now going down the drain because people who make a fucking order of magnitude less money than you now can't even afford to bugger off to southend for a weekend. it just smacks of being middle class and 'well everything's shit now because i have to look at poor people', if you've got the time and energy to rant about the decline of the high street you should be looking at the causes of it and the fact that most of your viewers can't afford to eat even in the shit places.

[@ShadowtheRonin]

100% CORRECT ABOUT SOUTHEND HIGH STREET. WE HAVE TWO GREGGS.

[@tikizak123]

loving these Guessing vids

[@Peron1-MC]

you guys should do a roadtrip all over the uk and do a greggs review XD

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Deport Smith for his heinous and unpatriotic opinions on Greggs

[@wombleking]

I live near Lymington, and it really is nice.

[@benreichert0]

I'm never more proud of being an American than when I'm looking at a Gregg's

[@Stoneee951]

That Southend greggs is my go to lunch stop xD

[@nathi1663]

i live in france and love the boulangerie, but i would also kill for a greggs sausage roll soooo

[@rockinatmidnight]

Greggs local to me, maybe £1.20 for a mince pie. The family owned baker about 60m up the road is about £3.50 for their mince pie. Obviously quality is better but almost 3x the price. Im not a massove fan of greggs but smith triggered me somewhat on this one!

[@Daniel-sz3un]

He's a bit tonedeaf when it comes to things like this. I don't think many people would say Greggs is the best bakery, but they are cheap and accessible and that's the key. People aren't always looking for a high-quality meal. I wouldn't expect someone with his upper-middle class upbringing to understand. Besides, the things I've actually tried from Greggs aren't even that bad, he's just a massive snob

[@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm]

@@Daniel-sz3un Smithy is upper-middle class? I could understand if it was a lifestyle he gained from KZbin fame, but I didn't think he was upper-middle class by birth / upbringing. Didn't he and Trott attend the same school?

[@Danstraightedge]

Without knowing it was Haslingdon as soon as it popped up I said to myself that has to be near Blackburn. 🙂

[@zacharysnyder2520]

I don’t know how Ubisoft fumbled skull and bones so badly. They have black flag as a template. Just update that and focus on the ship combat.

[@SuperLockjames]

Did ross call Lancaster the midlands 🤣

[@Maedelrosen]

I didnt know he got a trottoo!

[@jamescarroll384]

Fyi you don't pronounce the "d" in Guildford, so its "gil-fud". Raleigh is pronounced "raw-lee"

[@abarfield93]

I'm from Ipswich it's so weird that it was mentioned 😅

[@MrDipz158]

i recently went south end on sea for a day trip. not that bad of a pleasure beach but fucking hell their doughnuts and food was a rip off. shit quality and all. their doughnut prices were 7 for £7 which is fucking criminal! I'd rather go back to skegness m8.

[@archiehadden]

I love these

[@XavierGread]

You should bring back ranch simulator

[@Lord_Edox]

Another sermon by Uncle Smaffy and on his elitist ways.

[@jasminemaxwell7970]

GREGGS GREGGS GREGGS

[@chrism45]

I hate to agree with Smith but Greggs is a scourge upon the land.

[@christophertitanium8424]

Cossy lives mate

[@MrEdman4]

tfw a random North Carolina parking lot is nicer than literally every single town in Britain.

[@Shlepp]

It’s really just the high streets that are rough. Terrible mismanagement by the councils and local business’ lack of innovation, has made those areas run-down. Doesn’t help that young people (like myself) have no reason to visit such places

[@cob6259]

There are also plenty of places in the US that look like something out of Mad Max though, so it evens out.

[@Revtheoryhellyeah]

@@Shlepp Hey man lets be real it's not just the highstreets. Let's not forget the swathes of council estates that are just as crummy.

[@opelfopeltoe6088]

my only goal in life is to gain more youtube comment likes than meg myfawnwy on a hat films video. all other avenues of opportunity are now closed to me. this is it for me guys. please

[@MH-hu5pi]

Nah Meg myfawnwy is overrated.

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

Just post a witty comment on every video and you're halfway there.

[@adamgreen4776]

Megmyfawny clear like Evian recently tsks

[@McKillaboy]

You boys going to make high pitched ear destroying trumpet sounds for 20mins again?

[@divamon5602]

WOOO!

[@shootaboy0rk54]

Greggs is imo overrated af, especially since everything went up massively in price. Thomas the Bakers is way better for the price

[@DrinkyBird]

Smith is right though, Greggs is shit

[@Lunch_Meat]

Not going to lie, i for one miss the days when we would have smith ranting and raving for anywhere between 5 and 20 minutes every single video. It was like taking a brisk walk in freezing temperatures. A part of it sucked, but it got some blood up.

[@TheSmokingkiller]

i hate that i recognised the greggs in Southend instantly but hearing the them shit on it made me feel better XD