Tim Hawkins TOP 5 Jokes! 2017 HILARIOUS! Best of Tim Hawkins Comedy! 2017

Tim Hawkins Top 5 Stand Up Routines!
Tim Hawkins Top 5 Jokes Bits Etc.
Tim Hawkins Christian Curse Words.
Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits...so to say...Enjoy!

[@darkplaces_283]

I had some crud muffins today lol. Son of a motherless goat.

[@GreyDisciplex]

Darkplaces_28 lol

[@alecfoster6909]

My favorite was "Save the Polar Bears"😂😂😂

[@superpowersensei6492]

Fart knocker was the best!

[@GreyDisciplex]

Man of STEELE its great

[@sharoncravenor2226]

I use "flippin" "fart knocker" and Good night Nurse!

[@sckendall28]

Gonna start using, love the sound of PAT! SAY-JACK! Hahhaha!

[@mememo3764]

Love Tim Hawkins

[@randyrayborn4405]

A top 5 Tim Hawkins should include Psalms 38:7.

[@bonitasawyer99]

Hahahaha. I needed a laugh. Thank you

[@lilpup_rascal3185]

funny list. and a great play on George Carlin's list

[@kanoodles1140]

I know it wasn't in this video, but which one is his airplane joke? Stranger: Man, those planes sure do come in low don't they? Tim: It's called a landing buba that's what that is. (Mimicking the airplane pilot) We're coming in for a perpendicular descent. Get off if you're still alive.

[@abrianabadalamenti4028]

I think it's in "I'm No Rockstar"

[@thespawnofyoutube2046]

my mom calls me fart nugget 😂😂😂😂

[@thespawnofyoutube2046]

she also tells me to shut the gosh darn diddily dang door, but i tell her no

[@secretsister4610]

My aunt always said "well junk" or "well trash" and of course that rubbed off on me. lol

[@secretsister4610]

I like bleep or what the bleep

[@trishreed1033]

That Elvis clip at the end made me laugh even harder than the video!

[@GreyDisciplex]

awesome

[@tinatimthompson3115]

LOL!!!IM FROM THE SOUTH... WE SAY HALF OF THEM... EVEN THE 'SINNERS' !!! great gravy....

[@GreyDisciplex]

+Tina &Tim Thompson lol

[@brucehastings8825]

I came up with Holy Sheets and Blankets for a cuss word

[@Corinthians-kjv]

Bruce Hastings very good ones.

[@zach3427]

I know him! I met him once!

[@GreyDisciplex]

he is coming to a church near us soon...cant wait

[@aardwolfmc774]

Us Pennsylvania folks say "Shut your pie hole" all the time! 😂

[@GreyDisciplex]

love it

[@davidnacinovich1926]

He is so funny!

[@RinJackson]

What the Bob Barker could've been #1 but his "Christian Curse Words" bit? :)

[@hayleenykanen5359]

This guy is so funny i about fell out my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@PrinceJediMaster]

How can a top 5 get any better?

[@carolalexander1429]

I had a friend who used to say, "Devil no!" She took the Devil's name in vain a lot. Also, my Grandmother used to say to me, "You little dickens!" I don't know what a 'dickens' is, but it didn't sound like a desirable thing. She always said it with love in her voice.

[@bryanwhitworth1754]

Luving the ending owre kid. Has your Elvis video clip ever been as a single clip? (On youtube) or similar, The one that starts at 11 : 21?

[@shanefrederick7731]

Amazingly, saying fartknocker in the schools I grew up in could get you in detention

[@GreyDisciplex]

+Shane Frederick ikr

[@marctesio3413]

Son of a beachball!

[@GreyDisciplex]

lol

[@julierobinson5180]

I use crap-a-doodle-do!

[@blazerblast5075]

I use pie hole a lot

[@Jasonthegreatmagic]

Your so funny

[@RinJackson]

What the Bob Barker could've been #1 but his "Christian Curse Words" bit? :)

[@lillasims2954]

Funny as

[@puddin3543]

I say "tootenanny"

[@hpl0508]

Son of a motherless goat is from The Three Amigos . . . :3 just saying

[@rgwells6177]

Fart knocker my sister used many years ago

[@Flabbergasted-yl4hv]

Christian cuss word: schicst (it's a type of rock)

[@hannahlane8716]

Razafrazarazafrazaraza!!

[@GreyDisciplex]

+Hannah Lane ;)

[@austinroyal884]

we love you and my last name is Royal

[@carolalexander1429]

Oh, I get it! So funny! :)

[@meandspunky]

Shuckydarn!

[@GreyDisciplex]

oh yeah

[@philoshaughnessy906]

The British are all fiendish pebble-throwers.

[@ktarleneKatieBaumgardner]

WARNING! WARNING! DO NOT WATCH TIM HAWKINS WHILE EATING OR DRINKING!! THIS COULD RESULT IN MAJOR DISASTERS!!

[@cooldaddyelite]

You little son of a crud muffin...

[@blazerblast5075]

Beep!

[@keirabobb7546]

I use son of a motherless goat 🐐

[@newwen07]

Now he's a fart dinger

[@DC-fu8wy]

butt nugget and doodoohead

[@ryanspencerlauderdale687]

First of all, never send your wife to Jiffy Lube, period. They are a ripoff service.

[@rcb4554]

never laughed once

[@kaioubaby]

It's click bait

[@maddykarst3689]

What is? Its all perfectly legit!