Warhammer Humor - Adeptus Mechanicus, Toaster Lovers & Tech-Hoarders

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In this episode of Warhammer Humor, I talk for a while about the Adeptus Mechanicus, responsible for all technology in the Imperium. Enjoy!!!
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[@mechrob1]

Somewhere a certain Dino skulled inquisitor, is slapping his Cyberdong aginest the hull of toasters.

[@akumaking1]

I'm sure the Mechanicus would oil themselves over smart fridges.

[@SIyMarbo]

Tesla cyber truck for cyberdong?

[@JZ0UK]

🤣 They've only invented a handful of things.... Like a perpetual motion machine 🤣

[@systemhalodark]

The Akektus Meme-machinus. Chanting so as to not forget the advice handed to them by the magi members of Stackinos Uperflusmos.

[@BoisegangGaming]

On the other hand, there's the Dark Mechanicum.... Or, as Captain-General "Kitten" would call them, the "technofiddler demographic".

[@cannibalpenguin19]

This could also be a humor video for Comstar pre reformation when to control technology they prayed before using the HPG or other advanced technology, and ROM is a mix of Comisar and Inquisition.

[@jamesricker3997]

Chaos has many unintentional allies the adeptus mechanicus is one of their most valuable. Without their greed and lust for power keeping the most effective weapons out of the hands of armies of the emperor the enemies of man would be in retreat

[@FistFite]

Papa Nurgle blesses you

[@Ben_of_Langley]

This was brilliant so glad it won the vote I had a feeling it was gunner be funny lol a few times there gdn I stopped and processed what you said and then just started laughing lol. For the vote C takes the vote for me. As always grim thanks for your upload another great video

[@User-r5g5f]

Thank you GDN. I love Adeptus Mechanicus lore.

[@Rob.N771]

This series just gets better. Well done Sir!

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Glad you like it.

[@michaellewis5200]

That's was brilliant, I really liked it. It's put a smile on my face today 😊 thanks. I would say option 2 or 1 in that order of preference.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@havoc1134]

Eldar: pointy ears have a lot to work with

[@Rejuvenate_Earth]

Plz keep making these. You are very funny. I’ve been enjoying these a lot. Thanks so much

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks. The humor is mostly from 1d4chan though.

[@AfroChef]

Doesn't matter when but I really want this series to cover Orks

[@JohnJohnson-jk8hw]

TOASTERS FOR THE TOASTER GOD! WIRES FOR THE WIRE THRONE!

[@SkyFly19853]

Well explained... Truly... I hope you make more videos about the Mechanicum...

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Eventually. Although I do have a playlist of them.

[@SkyFly19853]

@@GrimDarkNarrator I understand. That's good. 💯💯💯💯

[@Domainz77]

The Grimdark Toaster-Priest

[@lamb_link]

Yeah boy, Mechanicus represent!

[@khamankhoma8232]

My thermic reactor pulsates vigorously at this video!

[@murder.simulator]

I had a good chuckle at "more messed up than windows Vista.

[@User-r5g5f]

13:20 looks like he killed a Grimdarkish Pokémon.

[@Da5hau]

Fantastic - this is a great series ;) A please

[@BlizzardofKnives]

B, and nice Firefly reference :) .

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@jasonulysess3652]

As a side note I heard that there is a web site for non copyright infringement music. You might want to find a funny uptempo music that you could use for the funny episodes. A different sound especially a beat can give a new energy to the delivery possibly even impacting your cadence and rhythm. It is an easy thing to forget but up until 2nd edition the writers were trying to be funny and take the piss out. Without a little reminder it can be hard to tell the difference between the serious grimdark and the goofy grimdark.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

That's true. I'll try to look something up. Thought about it myself but finding something that is both goofy, long enough and copyright free can be a hussle.

[@jasonulysess3652]

@@GrimDarkNarrator As Yakitty Sax (not sure if I spelled that right) shows if it has no lyrics you can loop it and no one cares.

[@JamesWilson-sg7im]

Again, great video, and option A please. thanks

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@AsbestosMuffins]

I still believe that the time the emperor 'fixed' machinery by touch, he just sprayed some WD40 on the thing

[@paulhuston9991]

I vote for A. You didn't have nearly enough toaster jokes though lol

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@bgcvetan]

Hey cat videos are important research material according to _omnissiah's_ holy will !

[@lordscheemo1892]

For the Table Top 40k game, can you have an army comprised of one type of model, for example an army of only Servitors with some tech priest thrown in?

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

I'm no tabletop expert, but i think its not entirely impossible.

[@AlessandroRodriguez]

Option B, with little Nudge for Slanesh

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@jasonulysess3652]

Hello KZbin algorithm. I am not even going to pretend to make a joke about these tech lovers.

[@tilapiastew6784]

Thank the God Emperor my flash drive survived.

[@philips.5563]

Ç sounds fun.

[@jasonulysess3652]

C. Funny Eldar things please.

[@alanblaylock9328]

Option A sounds good.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@anthonymonaghan4964]

B. Slanesh please i think that is the most interesting chaos god

[@Argustus197]

A has my vote

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@xzenitramx666]

THIS ARE MY MACHINES!!!!!!

[@pbr-streetgang]

Too funny.👍🏼👍🏼 I vote A.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@MrBkatt]

funny video grim =)

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks.

[@Oceansideca1987]

Chaos god

[@gregdomenico1891]

Bill Gates, Er, I mean the Omnisiah approves. B for the vote.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@IndifferentInferno]

Well done sir! Thank you for your work.i have to say I am enjoying this playlist immensely. Option A for me please. To much of Nurgle running around for Chaos now. The point eared assholes had their time :)

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Glad to be of service.

[@farkasabel]

Suggestion: magos arkhan land (land's raider, land's speeder, land's crawler)

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

While not talking about him exclusively, i made a couple of videos on land raiders and land speeders. Should be in the space marine armoury playlist.

[@franksmedley8619]

Hello Grim. Another fun video. Do not worry, the Cog-Boys will not come after you for heresy, but you did nail it on the head that they have a serious boner for anything they can get there mechandendrites onto. I vote A. A fun filled romp with the reason the Orks call 'em 'beaky boys'. speaking Frank-ly

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@jenfj402]

C sounds nice

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@rabbidfanatic535]

B. I like daemon things

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@rabbidfanatic535]

@@GrimDarkNarrator Thanks you, now to touch my toaster in all the right ways.

[@Daimon-X]

PROCESSING +++ PROCESSING +++ PROCESSING +++ Error 404: FILE NOT FOUND SCRAPCODE DETECTED +++ B]

[@Crossbow-xy4xg]

I vote C. Xenos need more love.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@danielmahr820]

Do fun about the ever angry red guy khorne

[@dvs1876]

Love playing these guys on tabletop. A

[@benjamin4673]

Option B

[@ordislux]

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is still preferably.

[@duypham-nt1mp]

bill of the gate :))

[@nowhere474]

💀⚙

[@alexandermacdonald912]

B More scrapcode.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@andyjenkins8291]

Cog boys freak me out man. B please

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@marcburroughs2969]

B:Chaos

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks for voting.

[@erikbrown9313]

A. ;) Nice little video.

[@georgesulea]

Love this series:) I vote A

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@AsbestosMuffins]

Was Steven of Jobs a dark mechanicus?

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

More like a founder of the original Mechanicum :D

[@miles2378]

Was the Bill Gates line a actual GW quote or a silly line you created?

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

it's just humor.

[@einsteinsconcubine3303]

A please.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@scottlowery8639]

Option a

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@JZ0UK]

B and Slaanesh... There's no point in doing Khorne because there's already angry marine content and they do it better.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@milkytoast8038]

literally all you did was read the 1d4chan wiki

[@JZ0UK]

1st to 1st, 2nd to like, 1st to watch 😂

[@sudocide]

Disappointing that you basically just paraphrased the 1d4chan page.

[@johnparmarter1110]

C

[@rogermon3s141]

A

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@iloveblood51789]

c

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@masterblasterT47]

B.

[@tyreecebaker6600]

B

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@xavier84623]

B!

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks for the vote.

[@romanpliszka6041]

C

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@serealMuadid]

B

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@User-r5g5f]

B.

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks for voting.

[@q25800]

A

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@POAnger]

C

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@tims8326]

B

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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[@alecchaitawsome]

C

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks for the vote.

[@alecchaitawsome]

@@GrimDarkNarrator love the channel! Keep it up please! Also make more Warhammer humor videos

[@uchihamadara8602]

B

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

Thanks for voting.

[@morg4544]

B

[@GrimDarkNarrator]

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