Grinding to become Skyrim's One Punch Man

[@DietJoov]

Nothing but grinding during this stream. I think I've cracked the code on how we can punchout Alduin in one hit...Stamina. Should be able to break our stats and finish up the main questline in 2 more streams at most

[@Michael-pr8wl]

hey! love the vods, i was wondering if in the title or at least the thumbnail you could add information about whether its part of a "series" like how you have it in the description, so at a glance of the channel you can follow the entirety through vods, also will make vods easier to find when the streams arent done consecutively, thanks!

[@qatchuck7562]

What if you tried leveling up all followers ? That's a first

[@DietJoov]

@@Michael-pr8wl I usually do. Was trying something different with this series but will always have them in the playlist of a given series

[@r3dvin3z88]

stamina is what i go for almost every run. works like a charm

[@sirbrainum1015]

Crazy that u reply to comments mans built like a skeever but u gotta give him respect for the consistency of uploads

[@saphyrepyre]

My favorite part was when he said it’s joovin time and then jooved on all the guys

[@ChadVanryn]

🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

[@captainlink72]

Hey Joov, it may be worth acquiring the Slow Time shout. If you can’t become One-Punch Man, then you can become Many-Punch Man!

[@Force2reckonVods]

"Consecutive Normal Punches"

[@DietJoov]

Slow time would be so clutch I need it

[@oxiosophy]

@@DietJoov gotta grind mage academy questline then

[@JustGrizzzz]

@@DietJooveven better would be dragon aspect to stack on top of your alteration

[@owenblount7334]

ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE! * furious MUDA noises *

[@snowblindNomad]

It's about time he got the true Rufus experience of being actually unable to get rid of him when you want to.

[@mjwtruth]

"Grinding Skyrim to fist a dragon"

[@ChadVanryn]

Not again

[@it-looks-like]

been there, done that

[@ayylmao6466]

If you want an extra 20 unarmed damage, you could go get the ring of the beast. You'll get it on one of the radiant quests from the vampire side of dawnguard. Extra 100 health and 20 unarmed damage, and it works whether in vampire lord form or not.

[@leam1978]

tell me: i did not think this series would be as funny as it was, but the jokes, unintentional humor, and residual mods made this great.

[@anyoldthing]

you did a great job on this build Joov ,don't beat yourself up about it, so what you didn't get the one punch ,you made us laugh and kept us entertained. job done, and people who miss your streams are missing out

[@J_Aaron_L]

An extra thank you today Joov. Coming back here to watch vods, chill, and recharge is all our commonality. No matter what circle you think you're in out there.. if you're here now... you're in my circle. ✌❤

[@undrinkablesmoothie]

Wizard: *casts fireball* Barbaian: I cast fist! Joov: Me too!

[@snpdrg0n]

Turned this video on, ate lunch, immediately fell asleep. Woke up almost an hour later and you'd already finished Meridia's quest.

[@jammyjammich]

One thing ive noticed about Meridia is when the light comes up, you can tell its a person walking forward but the light is attached to their hips and theyre invisible 🤣 so the light shimmies forward

[@joshcusack422]

Glad i caught someone else in your chat who says "over-cucumbered" lol 8:16

[@theamasingchiken]

Imagine the random doors with the random inventories with the translated. Got to get the truly random.

[@dogmonkey94]

I just fought malkoran the other day same difficulty and mods you use and dang it, Joov you are better at this game than I am.

[@leam1978]

5:12:00 i highly recommend lockpicking as a hobby; opening a lock is highly satisfying and very easy to get into with all the good rakes available. i'd def watch a lockpicking stream.

[@tober107]

the blazed out of your mind on skooma while fighting the boss at 1:01 was really funny.

[@CookiePieMonster]

Kingdomcome is such a good game that I became an apothecary using poison arrows to rob people on the roads and never completed a quest past like the immediate 5 quests you see when you get to free roam. Such a great game lol.

[@dima_keller]

Bandit asking "What the hell was that? How did you do this? " at you shouting is surprisingly well fitting and immersive

[@goldeelocz]

The "tHaNk YoU kInD sIr" makes me laugh, LITERALLY every time.

[@ThickRedPaste]

Im pretty sure the Noah callout is kinda like the grunt noise "ngh!" It looks so wierd to type it out thogh 😂😂 Edit: also i think Tell Me is the translation of That It?

[@MooseMooseMooseMooseMooseMoose]

just now listening to this vod, Dust in the wind by Kansas is a super easy acoustic song to learn finger picking styles

[@Dorian3824]

At 55:02 the loading screen sais "yes i have been to the cloud district. stop asking". is that from the vanilla game??

[@O_Nao-Conformista]

I have to say the vod sleeping thing is real, I never sleep to anything I watch but I slept watching this vod, it did help that I was laying down and feeling weak from sickness but still...

[@EARTHBOUND806]

Im addicted to these. I cannot stop watching this during my workday. Lol.

[@algomaone121]

22:18 EPIC RUFUS YEET!!😂😂😂

[@blkcatsasha]

joov I'm early and I love you. Thanks for inspiring me to play Skyrim again and being what little dopamine I get during the day 💕

[@ChadVanryn]

It's ironic that Shia gorak is more understandable now than ever before

[@orangesilver8]

The enchantments Joov makes at the end of this vod are nearly the same as the ones he makes at the beginning because the enchanting skill itself is actually near worthless in Skyrim. The difference between level 0 and level 100 is +25%. Where you really increase the power is in the perks. It looks like the ordinator perks are going to end up giving him much weaker enchantments compared to the vanilla enchanting tree.

[@rpkez8257]

Also just had a thought, If your damage scales to your stamina, then could you also enchant a bunch of gear to boost base stamina by a lot? and take a bunch of enhance stamina pots? Alduin wouldn't stand a chance then.

[@lewisinho]

joov: *advertises reddit* also joov: *doesnt link it in description*

[@Joov]

LMAO my bad. Should be in the description template in the future so it's always there

[@lewisinho]

@@Joov 😁❤

[@LeremiahJancaster]

joov been studying jsh and im super here for it

[@J_Aaron_L]

Why is this commercial not modded into Fallout radio?! 2:09:50

[@leam1978]

5:03:00 hollow knight music is perfect for mourning benor

[@Jjbbalons]

The highlights of this series will go crazy

[@TheSpiderOfRome]

There’s nothing quite like eating dinner while watching Joov

[@erixxblack7247]

This inspired me to run the same challenge. Ordinator perk mod makes this super fun tbh

[@I_am_N0body]

After researching my family history I looked up Yorkshire Pudding for Bread. Made it. Was pretty good.

[@mortoopz]

1:30:56 "Their health regen is bullshit".... Whilst standing on a rock regenerating his own health ;)

[@HoffayStudios35]

Rufus's ACES score is in the triple digits.

[@Batnano]

the only bad thing about joov is how scared he is of the dark, always skipping night time

[@Batnano]

and rain too

[@ChadVanryn]

It's really just anxiety. That's usually our sexy time

[@ChadVanryn]

We met at Jimmy John's

[@cattbuttz]

this is the second video I've watched today that mentioned cerveza cristal, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

[@julia_kathx]

Also, the "Saw" (Movies) theme song would be sick for powering through a dungeon 😂 Love the streams, vods and vids! ❤

[@helolesley2260]

That shii is copyrighted so i thinks its a no can do for jooverman

[@julia_kathx]

@@helolesley2260 probably yeah haha 😄

[@CrashOzzy1223]

5:24 that sprint animation, is it a classic doom reference?

[@cossakrose]

Any Joov lewds on the subreddit? Otherwise what's the point?

[@willtews955]

Swear jar skyrim would be fun. Also, you could add monsters that spawn that can instantly kill you. Death claw mod. Diverse and more dragons mod. I forgot what it's called but they add poison dragons and diffrent colored dragons. If there is a mod that adds super soldier trolls would be cool. Diffrent types of creatures that are super villians and overpowered. You get randomly teleported when you die.

[@Trephining]

Since Joov has thus far been relying on finding or buying filled soul gems for enchanting, which means most have to be bought, that adds up. I wonder how much the cumulative effects would add up to by now if he had had an Amulet of Zenithar on the whole time. Or from this point onward. It's 10% on buying and selling, so a quick estimate would be that for every 10 times Joov has bought a Grand soul gem, he could have at least saved enough to buy 1 additional.

[@robinchampion9816]

3:24:17 I’m a girl that knows her buns. Pretzel is “fancy” and the superior choice over brioche. Brioche is good but it’s also sometimes too buttery and you need something thicker. Pretzel bun all the way

[@Rowan2112_]

5 hour Joov vod? Fuck yea man.

[@elliegoodson9731]

30:05 fully choked on my vape

[@Asher_official26]

Everybody that likes joov content like this u the best joov🤘

[@em-agan]

2:51:37 Emily Bronchitis really got me, gg chat

[@snickerdoodlr9926]

Can’t believe you left thrum off your top 5 rocks.

[@theonewhoisnone]

Playing Persona right when the persona song came on - it was so confusing

[@I_am_Jesus_of_Nazareth]

The "tell me" got old in the first 5 minutes of the first episode. I wouldn't have made it this far actually playing it 😂

[@Force2reckonVods]

Joov needs a dodge mod to really get this workin. Just something that sidesteps no i-frames. So he can start sidestepping big swings and goin in like a proper boxer! Also "Wise below their years" is a fuckin bar

[@loganmcgoats]

I don't know how tier lists work but I assume F is worst? If so, sourdough is definitely F. I didn't realize it was actually popular. It taste...well, sour. It is only better than pumpernickel.

[@ChadVanryn]

I think that a Donald Trump fallout 4 character Bethesda character would be awesome.

[@TheDBPhantom]

ayo you have a subreddit and nobody on r/skyrim told me? let's goooo

[@dima_keller]

What music is playing at 55 minutes when you talk to Farengar?

[@pugthemaster8]

Joov doesn't do power attacks, just Consecutive Normal Punches lol

[@Turtle_With_A_Gun]

What mod are you using for the hissing dragon punch ability?

[@pugthemaster8]

Big fan of potato bread, simple but better than plain white

[@skyrole455]

You should had gotten the spellscribe perk in enchantment, really make your build broken

[@CrashOzzy1223]

7:53 enterable well?

[@JustGrizzzz]

Anyone know the mod for the icons in the corner?

[@JustinSmith-mh7mi]

Why won't anyone just tell him 😞

[@raynorzeraph953]

holy shit zucchini bread mentioned

[@algomaone121]

I went to a local Cancer Tax the other day to pick up some smokes.

[@KinaIchi]

Joov I gotta say, I haven’t seen the talking can

[@annika5893]

Stare as you might, in your draugr plight, you will never surpass the level of staring that of a KZbinr supremely famed for it. He needs no introduction, or at least that's how it should be. Everyone, and Diet Joov, I give you @Vinheteiro. Oh, and if you ever do the naughties with a Skyrim NPC, Nazeem will NEVER take you to the cloud district, and then he'll make comments about it. If you catch my drift.

[@KennethCarlyle]

What mod lets him punch and the characters move like that?

[@benitaur6606]

Doing planks using your timer 😅 hope you dont mind pal

[@mo.619]

3:30:00 I'm gonna have to ask you to cool it on the hot dog disrespect, I do agree with the white bread take but no way can a quality hot dog be put on the same level as white bread smh

[@WoodFaerie]

Hope you had a good weekend

[@shonzee5018]

Every time the NPCs say "tell me" I think of the song by NewJeans - Tell me

[@bobiboulon]

Brioche for burgers? What are you doing americans? A brioche is supposed to be sweet!

[@burntbread_VOD]

do the characters say kill me or tell me lol, sounds like kill me but it shows tell me

[@Luca_Natoli]

They say "Tell Me".

[@TheZilikyn]

joov idk if you’ll see this but i love your content.

[@emrys9620]

its joovie time

[@orangesilver8]

Joov is talking about enchanting like the value of the item he's enchanting (not the value of the enchantment but of the item) increases the experience gained. Without mods at least enchanting experience is irrelevant to what you make, every enchantment gives the same experience. Is this modded, am I interpreting his words wrong, or is Joov wrong?

[@ShadowDragonBorn]

WHO DA FUDGE is this guy giving poo facts in Joovs streams? 😂😂😂 This guy is hilarious

[@TheChosenVaultDwellersVault]

Meaning: be brave

[@brazenyungking9701]

Hey weird thing I just found out… your audio is a little louder on the left than the right… or it’s cuz I’m a lil def but don’t know which ear it is but yeah

[@donnieparker3353]

Good morning kiddo I just had a challenge thought for you can u beat Skyrim with that dwarf steaming helmet an just using an crafting dwarfing gear or picking it up

[@CrashOzzy1223]

42:11 no way.

[@DragonslayerPS3]

Joov, are you gonna do a Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 series?

[@Argaitlam]

Yo wtf is going on with your perk tree!?

[@crispypotato22]

I LOVE YOU JOOV

All I could think of while listening to Sheogorath is BestGuest XD just as crazy.

[@lilmancc35]

Ive come to the conclusion, the best way to play bethesda games is Elderscrolls: UFC Fallout:BIG BOOM!!!!

[@_downyblue]

i will not tolerate this white bread slander. i find myself digging in the fridge at 3 AM just to shove a slice into my face, plain. bimbo brand bread is the superior white bread though

[@doppelgengar9483]

im a vod viewer so im always out of date lol but imo "tell me" is the interpretation of a damage grunt "huhh" that it hears as "huh?" and gets scrambled

[@qatchuck7562]

Now try leveling up all followers?

[@Vorpal777]

0:27

[@Vorpal777]

New favorite noise

[@j2c695]

Skyrim Grindr

[@RANDAMULOL]

Idea: skyrim with all chaos and memes without touching grass

[@mateuspalaro]

Ok, I joined the subreddit, what now?

[@superscatboy]

Just wait patiently to be banned I guess. Standard Reddit shit

[@MehitabelClaims]

Hello, I don't know if you read these and also I know it's been a week and I believe you've completed this playthrough, but! I am a hobby level etymologist who has the translation program used to make the Badly Translated Mod and I have spent many hours exploring how vanilla dialogue ended up how it has! 'Tell me' is the garbled translation of 'that'll teach you', a generic combat dialogue line. From what I can tell, it happens when the line hits German, and becomes 'will speak', which is where it deviates the most and switches from 'teach' to 'say/tell'. German is one of the first five languages it goes through, so it happens at the start of the translation chain. It loses the second person modifier, so when it goes into another language from there, the line is interpreted as an 'I will' statement, bringing 'I/me' into it. So 'will speak' becomes something like 'I will say'. Which thrown through about twenty more languages ends up 'tell me'. And 'Noah' is indeed the AI text to speech program interpreting the death grunt 'no...uh....' as 'Noah' because it uses phonetic based pronunciation. The AI spoken dialogue isn't generated as the text comes up, it's all preprogrammed beforehand - as you noticed, sometimes it's vanilla text with badly translated vocal dialogue - and when it was first run to set the dialogue, (as I understand it) it also picked up grunts and sighs and non-articulated sounds as dialogue and made words as best it could. It used to be a lot worse, but Formerly Blue and his partner cleaned up the worst of it in the most recent update. Loving watching your playthrough, I found it just the other day and it has brought me a great deal of much needed joy.

[@thienpham911]

1:12:27 hadouken 1:15:58 hahaha how does it feel to have shitty friend?