Grocery Stories - NLSS Grocery Anecdote Highlights

[@GoodGoga]

"Excuse me?"

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

I respect this crusade

[@intermonkey88]

Hmmmmm... it seems the second seal has been broken

[@mggthebest]

Please do not let this distract you from 7:55 where he had flight but he still paid a key and a bomb to get some coins.

[@RichardBlaziken]

I came down here to see if anyone else was getting mad at old videos too lmao

[@lorenzogiani7190]

@@RichardBlaziken he still plays like that nowadays lmao

[@RichardBlaziken]

@@lorenzogiani7190 Oh believe me, I'm WELL AWARE lol

[@MissCluuin]

We can’t let him keep getting away with it

[@cranktherider4302]

So the legends cross over... What a truly blessed [time of day] this is...

[@get_your_mood_right_]

Man I miss Nick so much. Thanks for the video brother, that's a lot of time and effort

[@oo4667]

that lady who used his points is actually insane but I can't believe nl didnt say anything lmao

[@scientificbrony]

I recall he didn't because he and kate were both frozen with shock. I definitely would've thrown a fit.

[@oo4667]

@@scientificbrony fair enough being frozen but I think for me at least an "eXCUSE ME??" would have came out automatically without thinking lol

[@jayc4life]

If the cashier saw him give her his points card, she should have known not to ask about redeeming his points on someone else's transaction. That's their fault, nobody else's.

[@scientificbrony]

@@jayc4life I don't think the cashier was wise to it. They were back quite a ways in line. This is an old ass story and he goes into more detail

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@jayc4life blaming them for this is insane.

[@KillerOf1990]

Old Egg voice causes so much nostalgia

[@papakrall]

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who hears the substantial difference in his voice throughout the years.

[@micalishis]

NL: "I don't have any grocery store anecdotes" *Proceeds to tell grocery store anecdote

[@TheSidwo]

I was so confused why two identical looking videos showed up in my feed. I am happy with the result

[@donnymcbride5069]

This is the Iliad of our time

[@portalman4665]

We have entered a new age of content collusion, a crossover event more ambitious than whatever crossover event people previously considered to be the most ambitious.

[@lagspike7763]

Portalman4 I believe the previous one was umm endgame?

[@razorlumz]

I'm 32 and just listened to several grown men I've never met talk about grocery shopping. What a time to be alive.

[@dwntherabbithole9785]

Dumbest question I ever got was "What's the difference between salted and unsalted butter?" My brain stopped functioning for a few seconds.

[@laxur1312]

Who the actual fuck buys 6 liters of ice-cream a month for themselves?

[@joaquinbarbosa3904]

"Marvel walked, so Goodegor and Toasty could run" Dalai Lama - 2020

[@adamcrook4611]

Holy shit, it's finally happened, GROCERY STORE ANECDOTE COMPILATION!

[@oglebeyoval7833]

I hope everybody in the back had a nice omlette too

[@nickluciano182]

Old egg talked so much faster it's crazy

[@duckman896]

Top tier video, thank you for the work that went into this!

[@revlant7984]

I remember listening to the ice cream conversation years ago and agreeing with NL that Apollo was buying an absurd amount of ice cream but now I work in an ice cream store where we routinely sell people 6 half gallons at a time. Now I’m completely on Apollo’s side

[@MeserithSama]

I realize people have ups and downs, but I will never not miss Nick on the NLSS. Blessings to all of them.

[@IkEisawesome7]

I remember some of these. Truly impactful

[@micalishis]

I am still blown away by the fact that Apollo eats 6 pints of ice cream a month. I usually just buy a gallon bucket of vanilla ice cream and then that gets me through like a year.

[@xAmbiience]

I never knew I wanted this so much thank you.

[@MrXmasspirit]

"So, i was at the grocery store..."

[@tsunamininja]

just a timestamp for myself of my favourite story 34:05

[@hawkrivers-garrett9315]

Thank you. I was looking exactly for this.

[@hawkrivers-garrett9315]

Oh shit, do they not have the part where Kate talks about Bat Boy after?

[@Stanatano]

This went by so fast. Glad there is 2 hours left on the other channel.

[@Vexelpops1]

"cracks not that bad for you just have a rock every now and then" - NL

[@RAKKYTAM]

26:29 You would think Apollo would like that.

[@lpsowns]

That is a lot of ice cream TBH...

[@lagspike7763]

idk man ice cream is pretty good. Like if you're having a WHOLE ASS BOWL of ice cream a week, that's a bit excessive, but one scoop a week, the occasional 2 scooper, that's reasonable.

[@lpsowns]

@@lagspike7763 Yeah, but you're not getting through that much ice cream unless you're doing like a scoop a day.

[@lagspike7763]

@@lpsowns hmm 6 boxes a month, he didn't elaborate whether it was the big or the medium boxes. 1.5 boxes a week, 3 scoops per box if it's medium size, then 4.5 scoops - holy shit that is a lot of ice cream.

[@lagspike7763]

@@lpsowns i will die on butter crunch tho any ice cream flavor with "butter" in its name has to be good; it's in the geneva convention. Butterscotch, Butter pecan, butter crunch. Vanilla and Chocolate are old shit man butterscotch is where it's at

[@queenofsprinkles]

@@lagspike7763 He literally said the sizes. 4 pints and 1 gallon (which is 8 more pints).

[@zeltzamer4010]

Several of these could be adapted into an episode of a situational comedy.

[@nottherealnorthernlion9893]

Austin the big ice cream eater

[@CherryScent]

Not leavin’ without that buttercrunch...

[@totalmetaljacket789]

6 fucking pints a month... I'd be lucky to kill one a month.

[@foreignuser_]

is this our equivalent of sitting down with an old record and a pipe? smoking a weed vape and watching old NL clips from BoI

[@spiderpies]

One and a quarter hours of pure glory

[@Nerdburger27]

You are a God for creating this

[@ais4185]

31:06 Carrots in the refrigerated vegetables section? Huh.

[@bellial974]

My mom got angry and never went back to this super market because, this time the milk was on sale and we got a 12 liter box but the cashier wont sell the box she wanted to put the 12 packs in bags

[@raritymademydress]

This is amazing thank you!

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

NL: Secretly, grocery stores are my talking point gimmick. 2020: Not anymore!

[@chase4671]

Damn the NLSS started 8 years ago, think about that

[@momonp14]

8:23 sums up the whole thing

[@NoboSwell]

I miss Nek

[@Music-zh6vc]

SirToastyToes

[@jilliebean613]

“I didn’t sign up for dance classes I just want my red delicious” Ahh yes

[@sem3850]

Did you guys collude on these uploads?

[@SirToastyToes]

;)

[@notrab13]

That copy pass-ta is fantastic!

[@beanpole4701]

wait a minute, is it actually proper grocery store etiquette to use the outside as a clockwise highway and exit into each aisle? I've always just acted like I was on Supermarket Sweep until I got everything I needed. it doesn't help that every grocery store near me has a middle entrance and every Walmart is backwards.

[@kasonr.3624]

I don't think it's etiquette, so much as that's how they're designed. Most people are naturally inclined to go around like that, but I don't think people will notice if you don't.

[@paarthunax2890]

All of Nick's stories make me wonder how he manages to leave the house.

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Nick's stories make me wonder how I leave the house because I relate to him a lot. That ever present anxiety when in social interactions is me to a dime so I like hearing his perspective on things.

[@ChaseRaph]

Isaac Clodfelter 100% agree, it’s nice to hear someone else who has these problems talk about it.

[@paarthunax2890]

I'm not anxious to that kind of extreme degree so it just weirds me out and makes him look like an alien to me. That kind of living ain't healthy.

[@ChaseRaph]

Paarthunax 2 It may not be healthy, but some people can’t help but think and feel that way. Even if you try to force yourself to ignore those feelings, it still grinds you down and really stresses you out.

[@connorking984]

@@ChaseRaph unless you have to confront those thoughts all the time, then it normalises them and you stop caring.

[@sippinintherain4083]

You could make a whole second episode about this after recent events I bet lmao

[@darthbunnyvader700]

Anyone else for a second one of these because ryan makes very good parody songs

[@scientificbrony]

Trinkets and baubles.

[@legion999]

Oh my god you really did it

[@TZerot0]

I miss Nick :)

[@G33KST4R]

Carrot lady is my favorite story.

[@scientificbrony]

I never do a round trip in a grocery store, or any store. I go directly for what I went in to get, if I tour around I'll end up buying way more shit.

[@Djewell314]

As someone who has worked at walmart just ask an employee if you can't find something Look first but don't feel bad about asking for help it's literally our job to help customers, and if an employee acts pissed off then they are probably just a dick

[@TheSnoopKat]

Man skipped the parasite + Ludovico technique. This is a Godlike combo for anyone who hasn't tried it. I get it was in boss rush, but this shit slaps so hard. Just melts everything.

[@Blackobluna]

You can concieve of a grocery store not having batteries? I can concueve of a local delicatessen not havibg batteries, but not a grocery store

[@DezXereanas]

Idk why, but NL sounds so much like John Mulaney here.

[@bartonkim9672]

i got walmart+ ad on this video

[@whell]

I miss this sub sound xD

[@TheFiReLoRd777]

*insert Maryland flag here* let's goooooo

[@Vexelpops1]

42:55 yo plate yogurts

[@BigSchim]

>Watching the video and listening to grocery stories. 19:14 Did Isaac just shoot a fucking rocket?

[@SirToastyToes]

Rocket in a Jar item from the Antibirth mod :)

[@aturchomicz821]

Yeah its the rocket in a jar item, whats your point?

[@Goombario37]

I see Nick I click

[@ais4185]

32:49 Tomato?

[@Chaosuser32]

oh man, I miss nick on nlss

[@lbspud7379]

What deli meat is locks?

[@SirToastyToes]

Lox, a kind of salmon fillet

[@edwardchia1570]

34:05

[@kataratak33]

NL is the best though

[@Vexelpops1]

god I miss neks wheeze

[@jilliebean613]

37:00

[@legendhero-eu1lc]

Oh no, moments of this video are so very very horrible and so very very terrible.

[@Cgreen123]

Yo, what happened to Nick? He gone or something?