Radical Sandwich Anarchy - NLSS Sandwich Highlights

[@DB-pt6zj]

IF I CAN SMELL THE UNCRUSTABLE, IT CAN SMELL ME.

[@aturchomicz821]

No!

[@freak3470]

why nobody reacted to that perplexes me

[@18skeltor]

Feel down the arm slot, uncrustable smell me

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

The NL Food Arguments saga is just a multi-part video essay on why trying to define colloquialisms or social norms by some objective scale just doesn't work, yet can be highly amusing.

[@exquisitemeat5845]

Sandwich discussion is the best content NLSS has put out. Edit: I forgot about "new NL". Shit was gooood

[@varro3847]

New NL was funny for one NLSS, this shit is still funny 4 fuckin years on.

[@lagspike7763]

Dude IDK how but NLSS works like you have 50 mediocre NLSSes in a row and then you get one god-tier one every now and then.

[@yaaayeetus]

nlss olympics has entered the chat

[@shr1mpleTV]

The deli counter saga is also a banger

[@sirsomebody0]

NL is both the most chaotic and order bound person I've ever watched talk about food. It is beautiful.

[@thunderbird0134]

It’s like the exemplar of what a Chaotic Lawful alignment would be.

[@SomeGuy-tr2hi]

NL: I think that a PB&J Bagel cut the wrong way is still technically a sandwich, it fits the literal definition after all Also NL: I’ve now decided that all bagel sandwiches are wrong and only these two ingredients can ever go on them Yep, Chaotic Lawful

[@JakeFish5058]

​@@thunderbird0134Beautiful

[@Monuver]

Nobody: SirToastyToes: A rotten banana in a plastic tube is a sandwich.

[@SirToastyToes]

This is slander, it was required context for the flatbread clip and nothing more

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

NL: what is a sandwich??????? Nek: please stop its just words

[@arrowtongue]

you know the clips are old when you wrap back around to pre modern era egg cam

[@FunnyMuslim]

Loving these long highlights of madness from the NLSS. Thanks so much for compiling them.

[@w345345345]

Take a shot every time Ryan says "Bread Integrity" :)

[@pepper7880]

I think I'd rather not die of alcohol poisoning, thanks.

[@captchagod64]

i tried this and i am now dead, thanks.

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Please drink responsibly.

[@BirdRaiserE]

Uncrustables are an edible packet with filling. They are technically ravioli.

[@fyr3st0rm65]

This is the most right thing I may have ever read.

[@blackjacktrial]

I think they technically are a jaffle subcategory of ravioli, which of course is in the family of dumpl8ngs, and kingdom of pies as fully enclosed carbohydrate rich parcel containing a protein or vegetable filling. Ravioli, uncrustables, dumpl8ngs and pies are taxonomically closer to each other than apple pies and apple crumble.

[@Ok-ru6ve]

is anyone gonna talk about how he rerolled his keeper run when get literally got PIGGY BANK

[@HammerspaceCreature]

A sandwich is just a taco with bread is the most 200IQ sandwich opinion I've heard yet. This man is on another level.

[@O9bz3]

The one legendary saga I kinda missed besides tower heist. I will treasure this upload for great lore library is nearly complete

[@MyHatDefinesMe]

Dude. Every. Fucking. Time. I think of Josh saying "solid butt", I can't help but burst out laughing. I miss when NL's streams like this were the norm.

[@grantcampbell2462]

Seeing that the first clip is from seven years ago has made me feel a way I can't explain. I remember watching that as it happened. Seven year ago. I've been following this group of creators for nearly a decade.

[@LingLingFromQLD]

Old man

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

"chats giving me the robs"

[@assiaisindegyara4905]

i remember agreeing with nl about the pre making sandwiches for lunch. back when i was young. now im an adult with a full time job, and. 14 sangas in the freezer every sunday night.

[@d4rkstak3]

NL is the biggest food snob on the face of the Earth. Still love him

[@MBoy2000_]

Man... I remember some of these stream vods in middle/high school, time flies This video is now my happy place

[@twillymars4295]

With burger construction, you put any leafyness on the bottom as a sog barrier and to precent wilting(due to heat rising). And then cheese on top the meat to melt it, with condiments spread on the top bun

[@Providence83]

I agree to all the reasoning but think that this is practical only for an idealistic burger. Because there's too much variance of patty make up and doneness, I use a rearranged version of this system: bottom bun, ketchup/sauces, patty, cheese, lettuce, pickles, tomato, top bun. Commonly, I find that the burger patty itself has low odds of being excessively juicy at most places you order one so the bottom bun can absorb the sauces without being drenched unlike if you had the toms and pickles down there. Instead, these boys get placed on top because the top bun is usually larger, allowing for more soppage. Lettuce prevents moisture from grossing up and cooling the cheese. Although, personally, once I have my hands on a burger I'm not letting go until it's gone, so temperature over a long eating period may be a concern for others.

[@willcypher4503]

@SirToastyToes There was another golf segment in 2016 or 17 about what a sandwich is where NL says: " oh if i squeeze tooth paste between two peppermint patties, is that a sandwich!?" which is the only part of the sadwich saga I saw live, kinda sad its not in here. Otherwise this is a perfect piece of content. You and Good Egor are doing important work.

[@jakeXIII]

The DD thumbnails get me every time please keep it up i love these highlights there so good

[@Knolin]

I swear I watch these like once a year and laugh every time.

[@T3chAnalogy]

Would love to see this topic covered again as a father 4 years later. Not the same man, not the same lake.

[@Drag0n2Fire]

I love these full timeline discussion videos keep it up!

[@DrSpychology]

Great compilation dude, love seeing these old clips back

[@therocker2471]

I forgot about Goofball Goals!!! The clip started playing and I yelled “Ronaldo!!!” These highlights make me nostalgic.

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

I'm gonna be honest, I thought uncrustables were solely sold for children under 10 years old and will never understand why anyone eats them to begin with

[@YargleBlargle]

Tyler Boisvert My boss eats two with a diet coke for lunch EVERY SINGLE DAY im obv more qualified for her job 😭

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

@@YargleBlargle Probably tbh, I thought my diet was bad but that's pretty gross lmao

[@jays.6843]

They're pretty convenient. I work on an assembly line, so I don't have much time to eat and my hands are usually gross, so I can use the wrapper to actually grip the sandwich.

[@Teethconsumer]

I've never once eaten an uncrustable, and I never will

[@nicholasbeshel813]

This is the best compilation. Thank you

[@billpeel4408]

I haven't had Dutch sprinkles on a sandwich, but in Australia we call that Fairy Bread. Also, "sandwiches are a kind of taco" is a take I did not expect.

[@revi5555]

Thank you for this edit. I need this during quarantine :)

[@lagspike7763]

I didn’t ask but I received. Thank you STT!

[@RealSaltygrease]

This is just as legendary as the Diogenes' "behold, a man!" Story

[@Teethconsumer]

That was my first thought when I heard the "A sandwich is a bread taco" bit

[@thorkellthetall261]

Thank you for making this

[@SamuraiFoochs]

I just watched this entire thing. My God.

[@A1steaksauce97]

If an open-faced sandwich is still a sandwich, then technically isn't pizza a sandwich?

[@legion999]

It's only a sandwich if there's bread involved

[@A1steaksauce97]

@@legion999 but crust IS bread

[@boydrewboy741]

My workplace listed hotdogs under the sandwich category on the menu 😡

[@legion999]

@@A1steaksauce97 yeah obviously, whats your point

[@A1steaksauce97]

@@legion999 ...that pizza is a sandwich

[@12yroldboy]

I miss the Duck Game era.

[@janoslanec2396]

27:40 YOU THINK THIS IS THE END ?!? 50 min left to watch its like egg knew XDdd Btv love you for this video

[@Recman700]

Is this just essentialism with some structuralism thrown in

[@rossfrederickson6652]

The funniest part of this is when fucking ryan mocks a salad by calling out the waldorf salad and saying "oh... I'll have the waldorf salad with mayo"....… And the waldorf salad is there only salad I know that requires mayo

[@rossfrederickson6652]

He's so cool

[@Ham_Slammus]

Can we talk about the absurd amount of tinted rocks on the floor that Nick is playing as the Keeper on the part where theyre talking about wraps and flatbread? Jesus fucking christ.

[@ResidualSol]

Actually fucking screamed at the two people are rimming ouroboros and ones getting rimmed by. A ghost

[@adamcrook4611]

Holyshit, there's more.

[@BigGucciCholo]

I have almost 5 years working at a sand which shop/deli and we do not consider Pita breads/flat breads as wraps. We serve them as sand whiches, a wrap must have the contents fully enclosed so they aren't showing, Hot pockets would be classified as a cheap version of a Stromboli in my book

[@boydrewboy741]

Condiment compilation when? Starting with egg saying ketchup is for babies

[@kylesimpson2657]

Honestly I'll watch this just to hear Apollo say "Too much crust"

[@dakormanator5485]

15:14 Nick you just skipped one of the best keeper items you break my heart

[@donaldtaylor9433]

NL is the perfect Chaotic Lawfull character haha

[@curaniel2307]

A wrap is a smoothie. It has only one open side on the end

[@Jipni]

Good work SirToasty

[@orinami3310]

IF I CAN SMELL IT IT CAN SMELL *ME*

[@DudokX]

Just in time for my commute

[@cheatyhotbeef2636]

Ah, just a quick 18 minute vid before work. Hey this videos going on prettty long... AN HOUR AND A THIRD??

[@soliaire4189]

I can't believe this guy is going to be a father in october

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

How about now?

[@soliaire4189]

@@CastafioreOnKZbin still cant believe luna has the best parents in the world

[@Andrew-jw4vc]

The first egg-cam is highly cursed and I can't explain why

[@flareflareon]

Ki-Adi-Mundi comes to mind when I saw the clip

[@chase4671]

A hero in our time

[@twilitvigil5066]

Everyone keeps acting like the second you step away from Hardline Traditionalist on the chart you open the floodgates for all sorts of wacky ideas, and that's just absurdity for absurdity's sake. The whole point of what makes a sandwich a sandwich is _intent._ The thing that separates a wrap from a burrito? _Intent._ The sandwich wrap is meant to a creative way of making a sandwich, whereas a burrito is meant to be a completely different food. The thing that separates hot dog from a sub? _Intent._ Whenever someone makes a unique sandwich, it will be somehow evocative of a sandwich, whereas something that isn't meant to be a sandwich but has vague similarities will lack the, "Soul," so to speak, of a sandwich. Most if not all sandwich debates basically just drop all pretense of the self-evident nuance that we learn over time.

[@louiesalmon3932]

You actually sound like an anime villain, I love it

[@twilitvigil5066]

@@louiesalmon3932 _This world is imperfect...If only I could change it and make it as beautiful as mEeeEEeEeeeEee!_

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Sometimes I just cut off the crust, eat the sandwich, then eat the crust as a snack.

[@Alylion]

On uncrustables: sitting on/armpit/other ways they mention I agree are insane, just put them in your pocket. Gets residual heat from you still and no risk of the smell unless you’re a weirdo who puts smelly things in your pockets.

[@antidisestablishmentariani8730]

15:12 what is WRONG WITH NEK PIGGY BANK IS LIKE HOLY MANTLE FOR THE KEEPER

[@gebrotet]

18:51 The great Betrayal :(

[@Aether_GM]

The bread balls lmao

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

we really be back in original eggcam days

[@CynicBlaze]

This man is going to be a father

[@RHergs]

I really enjoyed the sound effect at 1:08:05

[@womangaming]

you hear the winter theme and u kno

[@Hedgpig]

If the Sandwich Alignment Chart a sandwich?

[@Axis_val]

A rimming ouroboros I can’t 😂

[@MrSkyway1111]

Cursed description

[@eligoldman9200]

This is not hard to deal with... If there is one piece of bread that does not cover all the toppings it’s an open face. If it’s enclosed it’s either a wrap, which has to be flat bread, or a stuffed dough thing which includes empanadas and other completely enclosed within the dough. If you have 2 pieces of bread it is a normal sandwich. This literally covers everything. Pop tarts? Enclosed dough thing. Burger sandwich. Quesadilla it’s a sandwich. However it’s not a sandwich if you bake or cook the dough and the toppings at the same time. So pizza not a sandwich. Dumplings not a sandwich. So dough things as defined above aren’t sandwiches and pizza would be an open faced sandwich but the dough is cooked at the same time as the topings. This covers everything that could be confused with a sandwich.

[@batham1185]

I’m sorry but an open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich. It’s sandwich filling on a bed of bread. If you get a piece of salmon on top of a piece of lettuce, it’s not a lettuce wrap, it’s just salmon on a bed of lettuce.

[@ScoutXdude]

Thank you Mr Tostitos.

[@PopeGroopy]

You have the profile picture i use on everything else it fucked me up dude

[@luissolis3742]

Just in time for breakfast

[@Teethconsumer]

My favourite thing is that NL is right about the pb&j argument

[@srayce1_]

41:25 COD Zombies?

[@birthdaykid]

But wait, if burritos are sandwiches and hotdogs are a subclass of sandwich does that make tacos a sandwich?

[@nbwboomstick4067]

Bless you

[@Larry-Jiao]

32:20 Spaghetti Sauce on a Tortilla.. Dan? :thinking:

[@andrisskuja3219]

A poptart is a sandwich

[@samdombeck7118]

10:30 HAFU strats

[@KipomoVideos]

sam dombeck “do you know how to boil water”

[@SuperNobody64]

Nick is like...the worst improv partner while also being a contrarian.

[@horbror]

I miss Nick #cryingemoji

[@lookatroopa]

there might be regional differences but up in the northern netherlands sprinkled "sandwiches" arent really that, theyre unfolded pieces of bread that generally get cut up in small squares, also theyre strictly a kid thing

[@jakemarkoff6791]

NL's chicken salad take is about the only time I'm taking Apollo's side on food. Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad. Is that the best chicken salad? No. I like to add salt+pepper+dried cranberries+orange zest. Eat it in an endive cup for fresh crunch.

[@extremelymemely9694]

Why do you even need to refrigerate an uncrustable none of those ingredients are temperature sensitive

[@XypherFTW]

The bread gets stale if it doesnt stay frozen for freshness

[@fsen1999]

if you leave a pb&j sandwich out on the counter for an extended period because theyre not temp sensitive ingredients we got a problem bud

[@extremelymemely9694]

XypherFTW what’s the difference between a loaf of bread on the counter and an uncrustable both are sealed in plastic

[@Alylion]

Extremely Memely jelly is, if you don’t keep it cold it gets weird (after opening)

[@satanicaa]

I miss Nek

[@merovetouchstone]

open faced sandwitches are just tartines

[@legion999]

no tartines are smaller, 1-2 bites max

[@merovetouchstone]

@@legion999 what the heck kind of reactionary tartine orthodoxy is that? A tartine is literally anything eaten on a piece of bread

[@legion999]

@@merovetouchstone It's a TINY anything on a TINY piece of bread

[@eddieoshea8150]

uncrustables are actually ravioli

[@cday0075]

In what world is a burger a sandwich but not a wrap!?? Also Apollo is completely right with the crustless bites don’t @ me

[@legion999]

A sane one

[@arbiter787]

I mean a burger is obviously a sandwich (like there is no two ways about that). Wraps are controversial because they don't follow conventional sandwich structure, surrounding the filling on all sides instead of just two. I personally put wraps under the "burrito" category, separate from sandwiches but within the realm of bread-based foods.

[@heraschade7981]

@@arbiter787 you obviously should put burritos in the wrap category not vice versa

[@arbiter787]

@@heraschade7981 I try to represent foods of different national origin in my categories instead of linking it all to sandwiches. It makes it more interesting - for example an open-faced sandwich is a type of "pizza" and not the other way around.

[@heraschade7981]

@@arbiter787 I think open-faced sandwiches are a lie. There is nothing sandwiched. It's just bread with something on it.

[@EDoyl]

Going through a bunch of examples of foods and asking if they're sandwiches without learning anything, at no point taking a step back and trying to define "sandwich". Is a calzone a sandwich is an orange a sandwich is a university a sandwich is breaking up with your girlfriend a sandwich is

[@aturchomicz821]

fuck...

[@Agressivemassacure]

Whatever happened to Magresta?

[@bubbaplop808]

Is breaded chicken a sandwich?

[@shrimpstance]

nek, i love u

[@MajorCrasher]

You FOLD your sandwich in half?!?! How does that work without absolutely destroying the bread and making the filling spill out?

[@Aether_GM]

Having bread that isn't shitty

[@samuellawson1425]

Man I miss Goofball Goals.

[@micalishis]

The amount of time to defrost a PB&J sandwich is probably multiple times longer than the amount of time it would take to just make a fresh sandwich. Granted, most of the time when you freeze sandwiches like that you're taking them to school or work so that's not an issue, but still... I'm with NL on this one. PB&J sandwiches are like almost literally the easiest meal that you can make, that's more than just one ingredient. If you're meal-prepping those, then I think you're taking your time a little too seriously. It's kind of like his argument against paper plates. Plates are like the easiest thing to wash. Why is that the thing that so many people buy a paper variant on?

[@reccaman]

I think nlss fell when Jsmithoti wasnt a regular, but I really miss these blown up and satire hammy arguements, but with that thin I am actually in agreement with myself.

[@gambino789]

A wrap is a sandwich because of the contents. Usually it contains things that would also work in a sandwich. You would not put beans, rice, and cheese between two pieces of bread like you would in a burrito. That is why a burrito is not a sandwich, but a wrap is.

[@PeriLlwynog]

Tortas are sandwiches and often have those ingredients between bread.

[@notsogood6025]

I enjoy my sandwich.

[@PeriLlwynog]

Sandwich essentialism is nonsensical, as these segments repeatedly demonstrate, and acting like the notion of sandwichness is anything other than completely arbitrary culturally dependent labeling is denying the humanity involved in cuisine. The sandwich alignment chart sets back sandwich discussion worse than Ptolemaic geocentrism set back astronomy.

[@PeriLlwynog]

Also, NL’s attempts to turn sandwiches into a Java-style single inheritance class hierarchy shows how poisonous the over-application of programming mindsets can be. There’s no thought given to the possibility that a categorization hierarchy might not be a tree or that the classification may require more than one dimension.