Lmfao this video ruined my chances with any woman.
@Poohbearrxo4 жыл бұрын
Crypto NWO I think you do! Just gotta find a freaky kind 😅
@mr3legs2344 жыл бұрын
That's sad i didn't think women had it that bad
@aziabell99384 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 you had the vibrators AKA bullets fight each other!!!! I love you so freakin much!
@localtruckinggirl2654 жыл бұрын
Won't lie, your reaction about the pad is pretty funny 😅 Cheers from Quebec 😁✌️
@viking_songs4 жыл бұрын
Nah.. They'll just love ya all the more for it! It's seriously cute/sweet. Cheers frm Alberta Crypto!
@hannahjensen78454 жыл бұрын
Kevin having vibrators “battle to the death” is something I thought I’d never see and I’m glad I did see it.
@KiiviViivi4 жыл бұрын
that is so true :D
@mazajay29794 жыл бұрын
Hannah Jensen si that’s what the two pink and blue things were 🤢😰
@hannahjensen78454 жыл бұрын
Maza Jay yup that’s what they were 😂
@emmy43054 жыл бұрын
I know I laughed so hard my belly hurt
@Jackorwtv4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't breathe watching that part
@winona99574 жыл бұрын
didnt think i would be watching a grown man play with vibrators and saying “i cant marry someone with periods” this morning
@sissypoo90634 жыл бұрын
😂
@fate_clotho95964 жыл бұрын
lmao that and a wrist or ankle brace is automatically "something kinky".😂
@T4eva2 жыл бұрын
Today is your day lol I mean Our day.
@toastedwrinkle4 жыл бұрын
him: " I like this color really nice" me : that's a pad 😂
@thomaswillmott89244 жыл бұрын
Like how did he not know.
@lemonwater71694 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kokooatman80034 жыл бұрын
Says all the girls
@dmmy1264 жыл бұрын
when
@mhairi75874 жыл бұрын
It was used haha 😂 or it was another type of blood because well... Pads can't be put back in the package to look brand new like that haha 😅
@evasales51574 жыл бұрын
crypto: “this video is disgusting” me: *eating a full meal*
@ravenfang6664 жыл бұрын
Lol right....eating on my lunch break
@IIAMN1YY4 жыл бұрын
THATS ME rn !
@MonkeyDLuffy-ly2rg4 жыл бұрын
Same eating kids
@yuesfavoritessylvain25233 жыл бұрын
eating homemade caramel popcorn here..after 3 kids nothing really bothers me anymore while im eating
@zoredhillon97613 жыл бұрын
If you really want something disturbing watch mindseeds videos those are like pretty disturbing
@lemonwater71694 жыл бұрын
Periods are normal, yes. And they can be much worse than that lmao
@mackenziearnold25824 жыл бұрын
The first thing I thought was that, "Wow. This chick has a light period." I was laughing so hard
@kikiuwu31924 жыл бұрын
Haha exactly what I thought😂
@basicwhitechicks47994 жыл бұрын
His reaction made me laugh more then it should have
@lisasmiles33184 жыл бұрын
"I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina."
@Kellyirish754 жыл бұрын
Omg.Avelym, ME TOO!!! I was thinking "damn if he only saw the day 2-3 heavy clots that se us suffer with he would really flip!! Hahahah I know TMI, but facts lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@jessicascolastico31884 жыл бұрын
That cross is really from israel 🇮🇱 my mom has many of them and the little circles with the things inside are rocks from the holyland dirt and other things. CAN PEOPLE LIKE THIS SO CRYPTO CAN SEE THIS!!!!
@ronit66614 жыл бұрын
היי את מישראל?
@SF-hc4tb4 жыл бұрын
Yea I thought they where some sort of relics in there
@CroSensationMMA4 жыл бұрын
Yea, that's cross from "Jerusalem" but definitely not authentic. Probably bought on Amazon. In those circles there must be holy soil, stones, rose incense and an olive leaf, and also it's christian cross not jewish
@yaheli12574 жыл бұрын
@@ronit6661 פאק חשבתי שאני הישראלי היחיד פה חחחח
@ronit66614 жыл бұрын
@@yaheli1257 חחחח
@conjealedchicken4 жыл бұрын
The sad moment krypto freaks out about the pad and ask is that normal just got me to CRACK up laughing!!!
@juliablack69394 жыл бұрын
Same! 😂
@notakusame58194 жыл бұрын
So wait is this seriously normal?!?! Oh geez I feel bad for my recent ex
@raisedstray49474 жыл бұрын
Him: What is this? Him: keeps it Him: pulls out another Me: watches him have a vibrator battle and loses my mind over the fact he keeps one
@CryptoNWO4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Smith 😇
@jessicaduke78534 жыл бұрын
he secretly knows what they are 🤣
@stormikozak50174 жыл бұрын
Every time *throws up on floor* *points to it* "I'm gonna clean that up" 😂❤
@sorayawhetung86614 жыл бұрын
stormi kozak 😂 literally every time
@yakuzabs2684 жыл бұрын
ITS SO FUNNY
@CryptoNWO4 жыл бұрын
First reaction
@xxlr882 жыл бұрын
as if it's gonna run away like a dog, "stay! I'll get back to you in a bit."
@jeffreyalonso65964 жыл бұрын
"Battle each other to the death" but doesn't know what they actually are. Its the cutest thing tbh 😭😭💖
@TheSillyJanatox4 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Crypto: *gets amazed about making 2 vibrators fight on his desk*
@Oh_Its_Jo4 жыл бұрын
🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂
@shrimp39814 жыл бұрын
While in quarantine, anything is amusing.
@lo0neyt0ons444 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love that
@MariaSilva-fm4lu4 жыл бұрын
That’s why I love him 😍
@ella19144 жыл бұрын
Acid Project 😂😂
@gracie83184 жыл бұрын
Those “strong” pink and blue vibrating things are Women VIBRATORS. Lol. ****Like so he sees this.****
@ryanvolker2254 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious 🤣
@angelinadickson13064 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sagee-cq8nd4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I thought the same but I wasn't sure
@Em-np2sm4 жыл бұрын
as a female i didn't know those were vibrators lol they're so tiny
@Athesiasx4 жыл бұрын
😂 I was like don’t touch that then he picked it up amazing how much fun he’s having not knowing lol 😂 💯
@whitesacc4 жыл бұрын
The way this man just casually throws up on his kitchen floor always has me weak for some reason😂😂😂
@kalaylahduncan99704 жыл бұрын
I just think I hope he drank water afterwards to help with the taste and ask why at this point in his career he hasn’t invested in a bucket for him to chuck ups in these videos
@nnjabunge90574 жыл бұрын
When you realize it's a showercap and not a bag and are those small things vibrators?
@peachez0v0294 жыл бұрын
Deadass 😂😭
@kristenlogan25944 жыл бұрын
Yes
@67drill84 жыл бұрын
They are indeed vibrators
@nnjabunge90574 жыл бұрын
@@67drill8 dude was playing with vibrators 😂
@Kururoro4 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Fernandes Dude made two vibrators fight
@kookykay794 жыл бұрын
On Jan 20, 2020, Crypto posted the camcorder videos. The 0001 file shows the contents of the box he got the camcorder in. It also shows a large crucifix, which DID NOT APPEAR IN THE BOX. I think it may be the same one. Like the comment so Crypto can see and check if I'm correct.
@melissawalker57234 жыл бұрын
5:21 those white ones look like mentos gum 10:20 THAT is a women's cl*t vibrator. 18:40 that is a cactus darling NOT a caterpillar 24:20 it says "for the sake of" on the top, and something else was written on the side of the cap under the rest of the words. As if saying "for the sake of x"
@mxxshxnn.14674 жыл бұрын
Lemme vibrate you😂😳
@kevwaite91304 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think it said "for the sake of god" maybe
@mr.89chevy134 жыл бұрын
I knew that was an adult toy
@gaybaconbits26874 жыл бұрын
Him: ohh I like that shade of green Me: thats a pad, dont open it Him later: *opens the pad* OOO NOO Me: I warned ya Also me: I'm guessing the person who made the box was a woman. Mainly because the vibrator and the pad.
@glamdoll.official4 жыл бұрын
yeah and that handwriting in the letter!
@heyitskaitNYC4 жыл бұрын
Lmao! The second he said, “wow those are nice colors!” I was like, “that’s a pad.”😂😂😂
@onyxember23334 жыл бұрын
*points at maxi pad* this is really nice, i like that shade of green
@woodlandhexXxXx4 жыл бұрын
Lmao that's what I was gonna say
@kokooatman80034 жыл бұрын
Says every girl waching
@Yourfather69694 жыл бұрын
And there was blood on it. Poor thing
@thatbitch83844 жыл бұрын
I literally die when he said that
@Fjoortisunge4 жыл бұрын
16:38 am I the only one who see the “Corona” label in the bloody bag? You’ve got the Covid-19 ... 😅 I think they are trying to scare you, but you didn’t even see it 😅🤦🏻♀️
@keepitasecret48official534 жыл бұрын
He said there was broken glass, clearly it was just a broken corona bottle in there.
@Cj-sy7kc4 жыл бұрын
It's a broken Corona beer bottle
@Fjoortisunge4 жыл бұрын
I know... what else could it be?😅😱
@stepbrosynx32224 жыл бұрын
Rebecka Nygren you use that 😅 emoji too much
@Fjoortisunge4 жыл бұрын
Synx I know I know 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@isabelowens7504 жыл бұрын
Him: Ew Ew My sister and mom: Starts laughing Me: That is a pad wrapper. Lol
@emrvideos71344 жыл бұрын
Isabel Owens LMAO
@ac25044 жыл бұрын
I started laughing
@fatshibe7874 жыл бұрын
Was that supposed to be a meme
@melindam.bailey37074 жыл бұрын
Yes that normal
@isabelowens7504 жыл бұрын
Melinda Bailey I know that it is normal
@ynwmellybabygirl37324 жыл бұрын
when he says he wont marry someonne with a period omg lol all women have periods its very normal im sensing hes definately a virgin
@GalaxyApex36374 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same 😂😂
@jasce4 жыл бұрын
yo that is not how periods get on the pad haha not normal
@AhoyCapnAngie4 жыл бұрын
@@jasce it's for sure fake blood because its bright red but you're wrong. that indeed IS basically how it would look normally
@Guppy_png4 жыл бұрын
JACE really heavy periods do get like that, they suck so much.
@Villanelle4204 жыл бұрын
That's not even what he said
@airielcortez4 жыл бұрын
Watching Kevin battle vibrators is exactly what I needed before bed.
@0wheetthins0104 жыл бұрын
*watches the whole video with no reaction* Him: *throws up* Me: *Freaks out bc its my phobia*
@NKWebb-lu9ok4 жыл бұрын
“Why is this so satisfying?” Try using them for what their meant for....
@viking_songs4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👍
@podsnducks15684 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *throws up* Also Kevin: “did I get that on camera?” I appreciate you
@lykaiosonyx2984 жыл бұрын
Referring to the vibrating things as 'satisfying' the innocent man has no clue
@mhairi75874 жыл бұрын
Remember those cat toys that move around, the vibrating pattern reminds me of those it's too weak to be a personal vibrator anyway... It more than likely came from a toy but crypto is cute and innocent when it comes to things like this haha 😅
@arkenbellil43774 жыл бұрын
What is that
@basicwhitechicks47994 жыл бұрын
Mhairi is weak and really little but ye it looks like somthing that would be in like a small mouse cat toy
@arkenbellil43774 жыл бұрын
@@TheBasicSir I know what a tampon is but didn't know what that was but I know what a vibrater is but I didn't know they where that small I thought they would be a bit longer
@mxxshxnn.14674 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@IndigoIceDragon4 жыл бұрын
12:38. All girls in the comments just start wheezing
@felixbisexualfreckles45393 жыл бұрын
I WAS ACTUALLY SO EMBARASSED.....even tho it's a normal thing for us
@nox30904 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure crypto still a virgin😂😂
@nikkig44254 жыл бұрын
I totally agree 🤣
@paganqueen14 жыл бұрын
And?
@NikkiVendetta4 жыл бұрын
So?
@nox30904 жыл бұрын
@@paganqueen1 who
@nox30904 жыл бұрын
@@NikkiVendetta who
@honeybee22024 жыл бұрын
" oh I like this green color, what is this" Oh honey sweety baby lol
@mr3legs2344 жыл бұрын
*casually grabs a cactus*- " OW WTF IS THAT?!"
@CryptoNWO4 жыл бұрын
Uncommon Arts13 😅
@elephunk55554 жыл бұрын
Crypto, as a mother of 2 kids I can tell you that IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL. 😂 If you get married and she gives birth at some point just prepare for much worse than that.. 😂😂
@QV33N14 жыл бұрын
Thank u!
@courtneyhicks20474 жыл бұрын
Crypto... opens pad.... is that normal?!?! Please tell me that's not normal! Ewwww Me... yes, yes that's normal 😂😂😂 dear god I love how funny you can be
@juliablack69394 жыл бұрын
If only he knew it could be a lot worse than what he got... 😂
@munkeebusinessify4 жыл бұрын
“What AM I GOING TO DO WHEN I GET MARRIED?.!!” 😂🤣
@beckystarrski4 жыл бұрын
Who else knew as soon as he saw the “Cool Green Colored” package, that it was indeed a Maxi pad... and wanted to let him know?! God I wasn’t expecting it to have blood in it. 🤢😳💙✌🏻
@AJ-lm1jq4 жыл бұрын
Neither was I. Then his reaction to the smell and confusion was hilarious
@malibuurayne80164 жыл бұрын
I cried lol
@chloe84744 жыл бұрын
i didnt know we bleed that much bc im almost going to turn into a women and now im scared :>
@kellyreid89583 жыл бұрын
@@chloe8474 yup for 4 / 5 or 6 days
@mr.nightshade84652 жыл бұрын
That pad was huge!
@tristanmotheral31804 жыл бұрын
Hah he gets so grossed out by the pad but imagine being a female and actually having to go through it.
@clouded.23604 жыл бұрын
Yesss it sucks so much 😂
@leeapascoe67834 жыл бұрын
Tristan Motheral try going through that for a month straight
@vernfreeman4 жыл бұрын
even worse finding them in a water park pool i know i cleaned pool at one the best find was MONEY
@robm94624 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why men freak out about it. It’s just blood 🤷🏻🤷🏻
@mhairi75874 жыл бұрын
It's not bad, we have been doing it since we first got it, however there are probably some girls that get grossed out from their own blood
@tai1ynn4714 жыл бұрын
18:39 - Ever seen a cacti? XD. 'Is it a Caterpillar?' That's a cactus.
@squidcat53114 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it's a Cactus more like this poisonous caterpillar species that appeared in early 2020 owo
@elithetallguy4 жыл бұрын
24:16 I think it’s a DNA stick and they want you to identify the person who’s DNA it is. “For the sake of ________(Person who’s DNA it is)
@vernfreeman4 жыл бұрын
CRYPTO YOU ARE THE FATHER!! LOL
@kittyyt97064 жыл бұрын
Him:omg that is the nastiest thing I seen Me who sees it every month:nah it's fine
@RanRyeRedFangAC4 жыл бұрын
The crucifix, or cross, the circles are holy essences. Like sometimes they contain rocks, soil, sand, etc from holy ground
@finlaymay96304 жыл бұрын
They can also contain things like bone fragments, ashes and teeth from a holy figure
@luisr112764 жыл бұрын
At 17:00 why you walking like you just shitted yourself lol
@basicwhitechicks47994 жыл бұрын
He needs to just keep a bucket by him at all times like I’m surprised he don’t know that by now
@CreativeRed44 жыл бұрын
Every female bodied person watching this probably knew right away that was a pad. Also , sorry to burst your bubble Krypto, but that looks light. It can get worse. SO much worse... Few other thoughts throughout the video: - Looks like whatever that meat and glass was, it was something stuffed inside a corona bottle and the bottle broke in transit. -As for the notes, I'm thinking either A, those are accounts of his victims, or B, it's an account of his life. If it's his victims, he was probably targeting gay people... -I'm just guessing but those tiny bottles look like they could be various bodily fluids... Though not sure about the green one. If you pour them out, DON'T mix them. It could easily be something to create a chemical reaction. Especially if that yellow one is pee, the green one could be bleach (ammonia from pee + bleach = some sort of gas... chlorine gas?) -The little drawing looks like a fish tank... If it's a serial killer, either he dumped a body or all the bodies in a body of water, or maybe he put the hands in a fish tank. You never know... -I'm pretty sure that little tube with the stick says "For the love of god, do not open".
@danielkillick04604 жыл бұрын
I’m a guy and I new it was a pas before he unpacked it 😅
@simsita90844 жыл бұрын
It says "for the sake of" and then the word before "do not open" is written on the side of the cap
@felixbisexualfreckles45393 жыл бұрын
.....I-damn that's disturbing your theory is on point damn
@leannepounds91024 жыл бұрын
the cross is a holy crucifix made in bethlehem. it has 4 elements: (from the holy land) soil , frankincense, rocks , dry flowers
@Flush3D4 жыл бұрын
" Honey can you draw random stuff on a paper? I'mma go to the butcher, collect a bunch of stuff and I'll make us a fortune by selling it to some unfortunate fella "
@TyBlackwell14 жыл бұрын
Crypto: "Stretchy bag thingy over here" Lunch Ladies: "So that's where my hairnet went"
@meganmarentette30794 жыл бұрын
Ty Blackwell Lmaoooooo
@canned_bread80222 жыл бұрын
I think its a shower cap lol
@pinkpuppy83822 жыл бұрын
8:58 when he said "EW!" that literally scared me
@bakaremi174 жыл бұрын
13:17 If you mean "bleeding a lot" then... Yes, it's normal, unfortunately...
@braedenwheeler41104 жыл бұрын
Omg i didnt know it got that bad im a boy so ofc idk but i feel bad for girls
@kikiuwu31924 жыл бұрын
Haha that's what I was thinking😂 there are not many girls who bleed less than that😂
@katioely86724 жыл бұрын
And this is only ONE pad... 😂
@rileyburns27954 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO MIGHTY BEANS ON THE SCREEN WHILE HES PUKING AKSBDKDB
@kermitdefrog87494 жыл бұрын
2:40 thats not a fish. Its a key hole to the door in the drawing
@ChosenBC4 жыл бұрын
I would agree. To Crypto: It looks like the Leg is stepping on/crushing the hand which is why there is a Landing in front of the door with a bloody hand on it. I am guessing since this person clearly wants to scare you, that the 2 blue hands are yours and the pink leg and green hand is his/hers. The red dot I am taking a huge leap with, but is a blood spot on the door from where you head hit/was smashed into it. [Again, a guess based on this person's need to scare you and where "your" hands (assuming blue is yours) are in relation to the bottom of the door].
@pamelaphelan41444 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin... those “vibrating” things have magnets in them and that’s what makes them jump around. When I was a kid we called them Jumping Beans 😂
@kaathy95204 жыл бұрын
The needle is for the tip of a diabetics insulin injection. Goes on top of Lantus Solar insulin injection. Possibly more. My housemate is diabetic, so we have heaps of these laying around.
@gizmOo36004 жыл бұрын
not only for lantus I use the purple BD ones on my toejeo and on my fiasp as well they all fit on them
@analissaaleman50234 жыл бұрын
Kathy Dunt yes also with novolg and transiba so I think it works for all of them
@silvermoonplayz64934 жыл бұрын
They can be used also for humalog and basaglar I'm on both needle is used for insulin pens witch I'm on as well
@carleyformosa11274 жыл бұрын
It works on pretty much all diabetic insulin pens, my step dad is a type 1 diabetic and has two different insulin pens and uses the same type of needles for the two different pens
@esrameddur78844 жыл бұрын
yeah needle is for insulin. but new one
@xxxxnunfishxxxx51704 жыл бұрын
You know u haven’t grown up when u play with two mini vibrators😂
@morgangeerdes47274 жыл бұрын
"without any hesitation" me: uhh.. YES HESITATION
@Bgeezy5614 жыл бұрын
"This green thing looks pretty nice looks pretty cool" 😂 I'm pretty sure every girl watchin this knew what it was before he opened it
@flower90632 жыл бұрын
i know lol
@AnonymousWebx4 жыл бұрын
Everyone stay home and be safe . ANONYMOUS OUT
@pretendandplay41564 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Web I love ❤️ your video keep on coming
@AnonymousWebx4 жыл бұрын
Pretend And Play 🙏.....Anonymous Out
@jayman99174 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Web yo you killing it bro straight creepy videos
@Sharonshark19984 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Web brah are you guys actually real I mean I seen some crazy shit but like I don’t believe you guys are real tbh
@kimberlyray77664 жыл бұрын
What's the white stuff in the jar? OoO
@behijehxh70114 жыл бұрын
11:42 HAHAHAHHA. It was so funny. LOVE YOU BRO
@leannepounds91024 жыл бұрын
ok this is weird.. the bag had a broken corona bottle in it & you have scarface pics.. well, the rapper "scarface" has tested positive with coronavirus. just thought that was really odd.
@NikkiVendetta4 жыл бұрын
Who?
@maloutousgaard54634 жыл бұрын
Me: Sees bloody pad Crypto: freaks out Me: feels the same feeling you feel when someone has your alarm clock as that ringtone
@txxes_21744 жыл бұрын
My guy called a Cactus a Caterpillar🌵🐛😂😂
@shrimp39814 жыл бұрын
Yea it was definitely a cactus-
@txxes_21744 жыл бұрын
@@shrimp3981 Yes vro😂
@jessicaduke78534 жыл бұрын
had me second guessing myself like no bro that's a cactus, right? 🤣🤣
@ginamilligan93854 жыл бұрын
"What is this thing?? It's vibrating! What is it?", he wonders about the tiny, silicon-covered object, that came - no pun intended - inside a bag with a condom inside. Upon finding a second, identical vibrating "thing" inside the box, "Battle to the death!" Well, my friend, I believe the French called it "the little death", but I'm fairly certain those vibrators neither have the power, nor the battery life to make someone orgasm to death, but have fun trying... ...if you can figure out how to use them. Oh, my dear, sweet, naive boy! Your bewilderment is absolutely priceless!
@laurentorres25864 жыл бұрын
so like did anyone else think “your stalkers a chick and that’s her period blood totally could have had that tested by the police but yeah for sure toss it” 😂
@Marthe19974 жыл бұрын
Its not real blood. Real blood turns brown after awhile because the iron in the blood oxodize.
@viking_songs4 жыл бұрын
👍👍🤦♀️😂😂
@Neskerz4 жыл бұрын
Could also just be animal blood smeared on it
@heyitskaitNYC4 жыл бұрын
Yuckyyyy😩 Also I think the blood may be fake because it’s still pretty damn red I think? I have to go back. Because blood in general turns dark. Especially on our pads😂 could be wrong tho.
@snarky4lyfe1444 жыл бұрын
for sure was not real blood corn syrup and food coloring and something to make it stink like fart spray or something . way too red to be real blood , as blood exposed to air changes to a beeper almost black color after long exposures to air .
@Feisty014 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the fact that you have the Google's searches in this video. It adds a better element and makes the video more intriguing. Great job!
@ryanvolker2254 жыл бұрын
16:13 I thought that was a human fetus
@shanaynayfalange89344 жыл бұрын
Ryan Volker same
@melaninunicorn5314 жыл бұрын
It looks like Someone made a female have an abortion and used a corona bottle
@FigmentFrogment4 жыл бұрын
The pad wouldnt have been sealed to the wrapper still if it was actually used. You got pranked bud.
@ThyUnholyBacon4 жыл бұрын
that crucifix is worth some money. its been blessed in Jerusalem by someone high up in the catholic church. depending on the blessing there are collectors that would pay $100-$1000.
@slavabilokon4 жыл бұрын
cjops not necessarily, I’m from Israel and you can find those things all over the old city of Jerusalem sold by almost every shop.
@sidthejovian51054 жыл бұрын
Crypto, use Caesar's cypher to decrypt those cards. Maybe it'll work. Also, I straight up just took my frog doll, pretending it was you, comforting you, patting your back and caress you. Man, stay safe. . . Edit: Me as a guy, have a doll, and I know it's weird but damn I DO sound weird saying 'caress' to you.
@madisonhilliard64164 жыл бұрын
I love how he says the word “bag”. It’s just so funny to hear it every time. Also what was in the ziplock bag? It looked bloody with a Corona bottle in it.
@isadoramarias57714 жыл бұрын
I also couldn't identify!!!
@yomomma1484 жыл бұрын
i love how he said "alcohol" lol
@HayleysComet07084 жыл бұрын
It honestly looked like salsa to me
@isadoramarias57714 жыл бұрын
Hayley's Comet omg I thought the same, but then I was like, nah that’s not salsa it wouldn’t be smelling THAT bad
@isadoramarias57714 жыл бұрын
Yo Momma lmao same
@lunalyric95694 жыл бұрын
I never leave his videos without cracking up at least one time 😂
@avadellatori34104 жыл бұрын
Him : Brings out baggie full of red clumpy substance with toothpicks Me: Puts down my tamarind candy (ight I lost my appetite)
@TrixieAnne05834 жыл бұрын
Your innocence when getting adult toys is hilarious but on a serious note please be careful opening dark web boxes especially at the moment stay safe if it looks dodgey please just trust your gut feeling and don't open.
@saviryn4 жыл бұрын
That tube thing that says "Do not Open" the top of it says "4 the sake of..." looks like there's writing on the ridged side.
@avalondre81104 жыл бұрын
Crypto can not read clean neat handwriting... illiterate
@jennaluplow4 жыл бұрын
i dont even watch these to be freaked out anymore yo i just love how funny he is abt not knowing what everything is lmaooooo
@mad_pac-man4 жыл бұрын
I would 100% look into those Scarface pictures. Those scream "collector's item" to me. They could actually be valuable. But they could also be nothing.
@leilamckenziemakeup55994 жыл бұрын
women: has periods crypto: iM nOt MaRrYiNg SoMeOnE LiKe ThAt
@AdrianeRavon4 жыл бұрын
13:16 Yes Kevin that’s normal depending on the female 😂😂
@Lorenzaki4 жыл бұрын
I just goggle the first 3 letters at 4:44 ETS - Eat that shit. That what it means.
@TheGodshatter4 жыл бұрын
The toothpicks look like they're skewered with chunks of liver. It breaks up like a chalky somewhat dry texture m
@brandikidd38034 жыл бұрын
A quick side note for you for when you do open these packages and smell is too much and you really don't want to smell it I have a tip for you that doesn't require a nose plug. When Corners are dealing with bodies that are calendar right and are doing their thing they will use the stuff that goes under their nose are they rub it just inside their nostril and it's basically menthol. It helps the smell so that you can't smell it as badly but it's actually the same thing as Vicks Vapor Rub. So if you take some Vicks Vapor Rub and just slather some on your upper lip just under your nose that will help or me I don't like having stuff above my lip on my face and I have to use it to help my nasal passages so what I do is put some on Q-tip or my fingertip and just rub it on the inside of my nostrils all around. So you just got the tip of your nose and just at the very edge of the inside of your nose in a circle rub it is Vicks Vapor Rub and it'll help with the smell.
@itskaylani91344 жыл бұрын
Stay safe Kevin! (PS you missed writing on the cap of the vial that read "Do not open")
@kevwaite91304 жыл бұрын
Crypto : oh I love this coulor 5 mins later : oww ow ahh
@katrinastar6524 жыл бұрын
Also that pink thing is a bullet vibrator Kevin 😂😂😂 mighty bean, lol
@schuller14814 жыл бұрын
Katrina Star i had one of those that fit in a cockring 😅that’s how i knew what it was
@kamatmehbro4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, i thought it was a vibrator... but wasn't sure :)
@lisalee97614 жыл бұрын
"Is that normal? I'm never getting married!" 😂😂😂
@NN-Family9564 жыл бұрын
*@cryptonwo sorry hun that pad couldve been worst😂😂💚🙏*
@peachez0v0294 жыл бұрын
Hey kev stay safe have a great day......AND DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A PAD IS 😂😂😂 it can get worse bro.... and I think those things in the m&m bag is gum. 18:40 bruh that's a cactus arm. Those "beans" are bullet vibrators.
@dmmy1264 жыл бұрын
i don't think that's how you start a conversation
@genniecuartas50724 жыл бұрын
“I’m not getting married to someone like that” LMFAO
@CryptoNWO4 жыл бұрын
Gennie Cuartas 😅
@hellokittyobsession4204 жыл бұрын
2:42 That “fish” was maybe a camera recording a corner of a room that has hands and feet in a room. 5:00 Those are mentos or mentos gum. Did this guy just ask if periods were normal?
@CryptoNWO4 жыл бұрын
Baby Yoda Nah I asked if that amount was normal
@barqs19844 жыл бұрын
@@CryptoNWO yes very much normal unfortunately
@felixbisexualfreckles45393 жыл бұрын
Maybe he never dated a girl and his mother sister never told him
@canned_bread80222 жыл бұрын
I love how you're puking and to your left of the screen theres pics of the battle beans 😂😂😂 you're a legend lmfao
@raiyanprodhan35584 жыл бұрын
Dude..this box tell whole scary story just by seeing it
@gameplaynoobsrb24624 жыл бұрын
Kevin here's a tip. When you feel like you are gonna vomit just press your forearm. You won't feel like you're gonna vomit anymore it really works
@ItsJustZynx4 жыл бұрын
LMAO I don't know why I laughed so hard when he said he liked the color of the pad LMAO he had no ideaaa LOLOLL Also I'm pretty sure that it was period blood in there , sorry bucko
@eleanorreid58064 жыл бұрын
I dont think it was used as the wings wernt folded back like they would be if it had actually been worn disgusting all the same and probably still blood but trust me if it was used it would be more crumpled.
@sarahel-husseini39684 жыл бұрын
Eleanor Reid I thought the same but I feel like it kinda looks like period 😬 yikes
@thedisturbedones53104 жыл бұрын
Crypto: "I like that shade of green" Me: Is that a pad? Crypto: *opens pad* Me; yep... Its a pad
@birdbrainz65574 жыл бұрын
When the insides aren't as nice as the outside. Maybe the sender inside is just as Gross. His and her vibrating race wars lol
@kyfeparadox4 жыл бұрын
23:16 - is this a kinky itemmmm 😂😂
@satanicrainbowprincess61654 жыл бұрын
September 23rd is on a Wednesday this year.
@taylawaller48454 жыл бұрын
Satanic rainbow princess oooo
@saylark4 жыл бұрын
Crypto: *sniff sniff* UUUUH ME: here we go.... 15:32
@isadoramarias57714 жыл бұрын
It looks like a caterpillar! That's huge bro!! It's the size of my finger! Hahahahah its a freaking mini cactus!! AHAHAHAHAHHA
@kellieH420MFer4 жыл бұрын
The new rule of thumb Kev....always have a bucket or trash bin nearby in case of vomit.
@Amarie54774 жыл бұрын
I just about fell off the couch when he said... that's a nice color to the maxi pad.🤣😅🤣
@katrinastar6524 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, that was quite interesting.. I’m sorry it was so gross Crypto! 😅 i hope you’re alright!