Groundhogmanay of the Daleks

[@jamma.77]

"Why are you killing these people?" "Wh--why--you have met us before, yes? It's kind of our main thing!" These videos are always so on point.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Why would the Doctor of all people ask THIS from a Dalek? They want to exterminate anything that is not them. That has been their thing, and she has known them for literally centuries.

[@emmiannon1266]

It reminds me of assylum of the daleks when 11 is shocked and appauled that the daleks find hate beautiful. Like, you have met a dalek before right?

[@saagabragi6938]

Propably she meant why *these* people

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

‘Assylum of the Daleks’ indeed; that’s When I stopped watching the show. Though in hindsight, better than what it became under Chibnall…and onwards.

[@mycmickouga]

"Dormammu, I've.. oh, there's no one here" I've replayed this scene so many times lol

[@manofmercy1500]

And then there’s the next one: “Dormammu, I’ve come to Bar- OH FORGET IT! What am I? CHOPPED LIVER?!?!”

[@junker-f3m]

So has he

[@ben6993]

It was perfectly timed 😂

[@reverie314]

​​@@manofmercy1500*_RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT--_*

[@TenthSgtSnipes]

“We have exchanged the pew-pew for a ratatat-tat” I love this so much

[@MegaTaylor12345]

And it cannot miss

[@playtime_foxy]

I've never laughed so much

[@MrRetroDev]

Literally my favourite thing to say now

[@NN-fs6bk]

@@MegaTaylor12345 they killed each other lol

[@BlueAxeRacer]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed how this doesn't make any sense from a combat perspective. Why would you need a rotary gun to fire an energy beam?

[@buttercup9709]

"Why are you killing these people?" "I... you have met us before, yes?"

[@SudrianTales]

"Alright then, why are you killing people in Liverpool? Who even wants to go to Liverpool?" "Oh that, it was either here or Manchester."

[@N4N0Recon]

"You have met us before yes? It's kinda our main thing" crying! I had hopes for one of these to come back!

[@dominickeijzer5844]

I think The Doctor should visit a non-definitive article about that memory loss.

[@shadowofhawk55]

That line was so fucking good. Almost as good as when River Song made one beg for mercy.

[@jonathancampbell5231]

It occurs to me that 99% of Daleks have probably never actually MET the Doctor, and most of the ones that DO don't survive the encounter, so maybe this is a legitimate question. For the average Dalek, maybe the Doctor is an almost mythical enemy and they don't know for sure what the Doctor knows about them.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

They should SOOO tell that to the Doctor in the real show too.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

@@jonathancampbell5231 Well, that is beside the point, they have waged a war against the Time Lords so they expect a Time Lord like the Doctor would kinda know about them.

[@NothingHereButMe]

Daleks sounding northern outside of their casings is canon now

[@AssassinIsAfk]

Every planet has a north

[@Halfendymion]

Lots of planets have a north

[@dubsessed9790]

Explains a lot, yeah?

[@repulser93]

Even Skaro has a north.

[@HazMat997]

"WE DO HAVE MY FAVOURITE KIND OF MOTIVE. ALTERIOOOOOOOOOR" made me laugh so hard

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Ulterior.

[@arkworthy8594]

@@SwiftNimblefoot Anterior.

[@paytonogallagher3284]

Interior?

[@o00nemesis00o]

SUPERIOR!!!!!!!

[@thatonedude]

NON LINIEAR

[@Mr_Bunk]

‘Exterminate’ is so last decade, ‘Ratatatatatatata’ is the new fashionable war-cry.

[@stormywolfhowls]

WHATS THAT POKEMON?!

[@MarsM13]

I read that in Dalek-voice in my mind.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Unless you're an American...then its "BRRRT!"

[@handzze7341]

​@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 still "ratata". M2 browning is way more iconic than that overrated stinky ass gatling gun.

[@BH-98]

“Have you seen his storage unit?” “He-he” “Oh grow up Simon!” 😂

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Bit sus Simon

[@Marshall-Ridez]

i laughed soo badly from dat LOL

[@rustkarl]

To stop the one you call ‘Nick’. He’s a real wrongun.

[@saagabragi6938]

​@@cameronmonaghan6883 Bit?

[@honestlyaccurate6571]

"Learn to spot the red flags, honey." Made me snap my fingers too fast

[@Xidphel]

Never thought I would cheer for daleks until I saw those two.

[@rustkarl]

You’re welcome. So funny.

[@athirdprostitute2912]

As a gay, this resonates so hard with me

[@MrDibara]

"You're welcome."

[@JHG_1]

I saw that "deal, deal, deal, deal, no deal" coming from a mile away and it was still hilarious

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I hope that is what happens in the actual episode. :)

[@InsomniacStephens141]

"RaTaTaTaTaTaT"

[@oscarhampson9181]

Simon is my new favourite Dalek. He's just trying his best.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

"Yeah, well, you didn't. "

[@JohnSmith-my7rj]

He made a previous appearance in The Daleks Take KZbin, as Dalek 1 towards the end.

[@idcgaming518]

Simon is amazing.

[@Jordan-vb8rt]

Personally Dalek YURTLE is my favorite

[@wilbowaggons]

Main Dalek: "STAY. WHERE. YOU. ARE." Simon: "AND LEARN SOME BLOODY BOUNDRIES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT." Both: "EXTERMINATE! OW OW OW OW OW!" Main Dalek: "STOP SHOOTING! SIMON! STOP SHOOTING!" Simon: "I'VE ALMSOT GOT HIM." Main Dalek: "Stellar work as always, Simon." Simon: "I really though I 'ad him." Main Dalek: "Yeah, well ye didn't." Best interaction in the entire video.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I think he says stellar work, not sterile... :P Makes more sense.

[@wilbowaggons]

@@SwiftNimblefoot Ah yep, thanks

[@EmeraldDude]

Main dalek is named Percy. It’s in the subtitles

[@isaacmoore8727]

Why is it that when the casing is destroyed they sound like Christopher Eccleston?

[@jonathandear4914]

@@isaacmoore8727 its a carry over joke from Notmydaleks, where the uncased mutants all sound northern and tbf "Lots of planets have a north"

[@The_Umpteenth_Doctor]

"NICK, IT'S ME, BARBARA! I'VE COME TO GET MY MONOPOLY BACK!" 😂😂😂

[@lewischudley2621]

“You fell for the oldest trick in the info stand”

[@georgeedwards8189]

@@lewischudley2621 "POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"

[@TubeOPaste]

One of the funniest things on KZbin!

[@LewysC]

This is canon now, The Daleks were just there to sort out Nick and his creepy storage unit 😂

[@ss5447-p2q]

He he

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

@@ss5447-p2q oh grow up simon

[@calluxd1105]

It’s come to the point that I accept that cause I’ve forgotten the actual episode

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

It's funny because my name is Nick irl and have a hoarding problem with lots of creepy stuff in storage... mostly used masks with women's makeup & lipstick smudges in them because the smell reminds me of bae. Bonus if they spit their chewing gum in them before I pulled it out of the trash. Never caught Covid once from them....but I did get the herpes. 😳😱🤣

[@mikehickey7383]

Daleks, the friend you didn’t know that you needed…albeit briefly.

[@KeybladeWielderXV]

"Why are you killing these people?" - The Doctor talking to a BLOODY DALEK I'm baffled that is an actual line in Doctor Who.

[@ameliakyle7054]

That's how you know the writer was absolute TRASH

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

The writing really got bad after series 11(or was it 12, idk, Brit TV seasons make no sense to me)... Also....this iteration of the Doctor is a blonde liberal woman....so ofc she's going to ask why the dalek is killing these people, because it's the stupidest thing one could possibly ask a dalek. < Based

[@PikachuLittle]

Too be completely fair, asking a Dalek why they’re seemingly targeting certain individuals or a specific location warrants questioning (even if they’re not gonna answer you unless they’re feeling expository). Sure a Dalek would certainly try to exterminate everyone in a random storage unit as a matter of principle, but that doesn’t answer the question of why a Dalek is hanging out in a random storage unit in the first place

[@ameliakyle7054]

@@PikachuLittle then the question to ask it is, Why are you here? otherwise asking why it kills people is stupid. Keeping them alive thats when you ask about why it's not killing them.

[@KeybladeWielderXV]

@@PikachuLittle Then ask what it’s trying to do. And not in the silly sense of “why is this Dalek killing people?” The Doctor knows fully well why it’s killing people. The right question would be to determine what it’s trying to accomplish here. Killing people nearby is just to remove witnesses, not their primary objective

[@davidsteel4993]

Jodie: why are you killing these people? Dalek: You have met us before. It's kind of our main thing. Evil Dan: *Smiles in approval*

[@craft0867]

2:07 “Dormammu, I’ve come to ba-OH, FORGET IT. What am I, CHOPPED LIVER?! RAT-A-TAT-TAT” It perfectly cutting off is gold

[@joeevans5770]

One of life's simple pleasures is hearing a dalek yell BUGGER

[@Dr.Death8520]

"i thought I almost had him" "Yeah well you didn't"

[@MrRetroDev]

I don't know why but "If you fell over, you'd miss the floor" cracks me up so much.

[@CaffeinatedMoustache]

"Have you seen his Storage unit" "Hehe" "Oh grow up simon"

[@TrueShilic]

At this point, your Daleks are kind of just how I imagine regular canon Daleks. Considering that the Daleks in the episode itself were already hilarious, I was waiting to see how you would adapt it, and once again a masterpiece has been created.

[@electrohalo8798]

Why does this portrayal of the Deleks portray them as both more terrifying that the ones in the actual modern seasons, whilst having me in stitches from laughters You’ve outdone yourself vevers, with this masterwork of parody

[@chaserseven2886]

lol im surprised anyone was even scared of daleks in the first place

[@electrohalo8798]

@@chaserseven2886 they were much more terrifying with the 7th or 8th doctor (mainly the episode DALEK) And whilst they aren’t that terrifying in the masterwork of this parody, there more terrifying than in the show

[@ryanjohnsonx1]

@@electrohalo8798 Dalek (the episode) was with the 9th Doctor and the 8th Doctor never met the Daleks (on screen at least)

[@electrohalo8798]

@@ryanjohnsonx1 Ah my bad, i get earlier doctors mixed up frequently

[@BH-98]

@@chaserseven2886 They’re scary the first time you watch them as a kid (in the sense of they’re always angry & would kill anyone at any moment) but after seeing them come back again & again you come to realise that they’ll never beat the Doctor & become less scary. Some episodes do a better job than others at portraying them as a threat & they’re great villains but you never feel afraid of the Daleks in the same way.

[@luketheclone]

"Dormamu, I've come to bargain." *Opens fire.*

[@britanimations2002]

I thought you knocked it out of the park with NotMyDaleks, but like the Chibnal Specials themselves, you're the gift that keeps on giving, your funniest work

[@manichongmao6099]

Brit Animations • Chibnall specials, the gift that keeps on giving?

[@aceyspud551]

Chibnall episodes are more like the cancer that keeps on growing

[@Vis1786]

The chibnall specials suck ass mate

[@manichongmao6099]

@@aceyspud551 Couldn’t have said it better myself 👍 just nearly all his episodes

[@millievariants]

They are fun tho

[@Tharries]

"Learn to spot the red flags honey!" 😂

[@badwolf9090]

This was stupidly high quality. I've never seen such perfect editing or such a likeness for the Dalek's voices. Also I laughed.

[@thelancashirehotpots]

If the series was like this, I’d still be watching it

[@Mike-no6fv]

The views would instantly go back up again

[@fou_is_late1462]

Joe Vevers for Co-Showrunner with Russel

[@willwh9228]

Same these vids are so good

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

"Oh, grow up Simon" he says, sounding very mature, then "Ratatatat"

[@dmaxwell910901]

The best thing about a new Dalek episode is that one of these masterpieces almost always follows.

[@lucycreamer1636]

“Learn to spot the red flags honey. Like super fishy behaviour” 🤣🤣

[@rustkarl]

“You’re welcome.”

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

“We do have my favourite kind of motive. Ulterior” had me dying ahahaha

[@jjalee1235]

"If you fell over, you'd miss the flooor!"

[@captainramius5047]

the "he-he" from dalek Simon cracked me up much harder than it should've

[@MatthewChenault]

1:29 “You couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo!” The best line out of this entire video.

[@DrBagPhD]

I love the lore continuation of them sounding the way they do outside of their casings. Excellent vid as always, Joe!

[@ComradeSlice]

The Emperor has graced us with His presence yet again. WORSHIP HIM. WORSHIP HIM. WORSHIP HIM.

[@TubeOPaste]

1:49 is probably the best in all of Doctor Who and yes, I consider this canon now. "Nick, it's me, Barbara - your ex." Anyone would fall for it!

[@incidentalcyclist]

1:29 These burns I’ll keep for posterity!😂

[@Anchor-Supreme]

“But I confess, we do have my favorite type of motive: ULTERIOR.” My god this is fantastic.

[@Kampf_Keks18]

From 0:51 to 1:00 is the best line a Dalek could possibly say to describe he's better than before 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheLukecottle]

The Dalek pretending to be Nick's ex-girlfriend asking for her Monopoly back is making me cry

[@MrDibara]

_"You fell for the OLDEST TRICK in the infostamp._ POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"

[@jeremieplourde332]

1:04 The dalek breaking character with "Oh there’s no one here"

[@elliebingo]

I have seen the first two episodes of Flux, I am now qualified to say that this is 100% canon Stellar work as always Joe

[@Christopher-dh3vm]

This is no joke the most accurate recreation of the Dalek voice.

[@danzirvine]

it's created using a ring modulator

[@beesree39]

@@danzirvinethere's more to the voice than the filter

[@danzirvine]

@@beesree39 if you imitate the voice whilst using a ring modulator you will get the sound + add a little saturation. Nic Briggs has a video on it for what he uses.

[@camomurf5182]

Dalek: Dormmamu, I've come to bargain! *Shoots man in face* Narrator: He had not, in fact, come to bargain.

[@ApetureTestSubject]

I just love hearing ordinary stuff in Dalek voices. It never stops being funny.

[@HandheldGamer1991]

1:25 had me rolling for an hour XD

[@Marshall-Ridez]

3:04 Simon the Dalek is funny as hell 😆 🤣 😂

[@FitzyCify]

I love how you've consistantly kept the Daleks' out-of-shell voices with northern accents. Lots of planets do have a north, after all.

[@danwatson7982]

"YOU DON'T AIM GOOD!" Gold

[@shadydaemon4178]

3:44 DALEK MALCOLM: High quality audio drama detected! And free? WHAT A STEAL! ADD TO BASKET! ADD TO BASKET! *proceeds to overstock the basket*

[@NegativeIQ21]

Simon, stop shooting! FOR GODS SAKE, STOP SHOOTING! Couldn’t stop laughing at this.

[@drbeard4505]

"My favorite kind of motive....ULTERIOR!!" killed me dead, nice.

[@XdDemon666]

'We go again, and we win. Deal?' 'Deal' 'Deal' 'Deal' 'Deal' 'No deal! RATATATATATATATA-'

[@TheWhovinerd-1963]

Every time I watch a Dalek story of Doctor who now I can’t stop hearing the Daleks saying “BUGGER!!” I always look forward to these parody videos as they are really entertaining and very funny my favourite line in this one had to be “we have exchanged the pew pew for a ratta tat tat” lol 😂 xx

[@doctorspectra3818]

Your Dalek Impression is on f**king point! :P

[@Rocket1377]

Seriously. If Nick Briggs ever retires, you need to audition for the role.

[@maniak6496]

While 0:38 is funny, like, it’s a line that does make sense imo. The Daleks don’t go out of their way just to kill Aisling Bea and her stalker. So curiosity is warranted.

[@InsomniacStephens141]

I so desperately want a dalek to scream "ratatatatatatat" in the actual show. It needs to happen.

[@thema1998]

This parody was just golden, *especially* when the Dalek was baffled by the Doctor's inane question! 😂👌

[@Thirteenth-cs2cm]

I never thought I could love Daleks so much till I saw this and a compilation of them saying "Bugger!" X'D

[@michaelcairns8778]

The power of the word 'Bugger' is amazing.

[@ilikethecokev2]

"Stellar work as always, Simon." "You know, I really thought I had him." "Yeah, well, you didn't."

[@EllisD1249]

Giving every Dalek a name is top tier.

[@FHBStudio]

0:44 the best quote

[@alfietuddenham1941]

‘Stella work as always Simon’. Christ alive I can’t move 😂

[@SuperiorGizmoSupar]

Dalek with humor 😭🤣

[@wyvernbravo]

"Dormamu ive come to- oh nobodys here"

[@vladislavIZH]

- Deal? - Deal - Deal - Deal - Deal - NO DEAL! RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA

[@stevetayler9518]

The Dalek voices are absolutely on point. As Nic Briggs himself as pointed out, there’s a lot more to it than just -speak-ing-like-this- These are excellent

[@WhoisPersona]

“To stop the one you call Nick, he’s a real wrongen, have you seen his storage unit?” Heheh

[@electrohalo8798]

Oh grow up Simon

[@Mike-no6fv]

When the fanmade content is miles better than the actual show

[@alexmarsalis1690]

At least the Whittaker Doctor

[@Mike-no6fv]

@@alexmarsalis1690 eccleston, Tennant, smith and capaldi are great. And I did mean fan content being better than Whittaker's whole era

[@birdcar7808]

It would be completely riveting if a Dalek becomes capable of human emotion or something like that, but that turns it into this detached, meme/pop-culture-spouting weirdo who’s STILL genocidal.

[@Mike-no6fv]

@@birdcar7808 so Ryan Reynolds's Deadpool, but a dalek. I'd definitely binge that

[@darkdruidsvale]

@@Mike-no6fv same here XD

[@dylbro1166]

The daleks going “Ratatatatata” always gets me

[@sadako24]

"If you fell over.... you'd miss the floor!"

[@Naurdagnor]

1:42 Truly my favorite part of this video. I laughed way harder than I thought I would the first time I saw it. xD

[@KizzyWho]

Stat where you are and learn some bloody boundaries while your at it! Really got me laughing

[@MacTechG4]

Having the Daleks have reasonably “normal” conversation skills is one of the more amusing bits Dormammu, I’ve come …. Oh there’s no one here! Bugger!

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Drowning pigeon? 😂

[@ItsMadLadSir]

0:50 Helldivers 2 Heavy Devastators be like

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

A Dalek crossover would be crazy to see.

[@haddy106]

"If you fell, you'd miss the floor" HAHAHAHA

[@sameoldsatellite]

And I thought there was going to be a Dalek Melchett dub. Still this doesn't disappoint at all! Hilarious as usual!

[@joshblackmore257]

0:05 Doctor Strange reference 🤣

[@iHDFootball]

I don’t know why I got you babe playing gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@darkarpatron]

This is what I would've thought a Dalek story written by Douglas Adams would be like, not Destiny of the Daleks.

[@meganvincent5381]

Season 1 Doctor: Ranting like a madman about how 1 Dalek can kill an entire city of people if it escapes. Season 13 Doctor: Why are you killing these people?!

[@SudrianTales]

Well, the Daleks killing certain people instead of everyone is damn curious tbh

[@ryanmerino5747]

I was hoping the Dalek would’ve said “How many seconds until your death? The Bugger Dalek says Ratatatat”

[@tidmouthmilk12]

I just re-watched this with the subtitles on and the names of all the daleks is just the perfect icing on the cake xD

[@ReiverBlue1971]

ONLY second piece of the Whitaker/Chinballs era...THIS was worth watching ;)

[@AidanTheTurtle24]

First 10 seconds and I'm already wheezing

[@hotelmario510]

I love that even the Daleks are creeped out by Nick's weird stalker shrine.

[@Megaytron]

"YOU COULDN’T HIT A COW'S ASS WITH A BANJO" I AM FUCKING DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@CarBore]

The Daleks seem more alive in these parodies now than in the actual series 😂

[@MaskedMan66]

0:59 Destined to be the most played clip!

[@RomeBernstein]

"POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!!"

[@stephenbeale4765]

my favourite quote from this will always be “we do have my favourite kind of motive… ULTERIOR!!!”

[@elliotbutler9691]

That Ulterior Motive bit had me crying 😂😂😂

[@alternatethirteenth5594]

"LEARN SOME BLOODY BOUNDARIES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT"

[@gferrol118]

The Doctor has doomed us all by freeing Nick!

[@Danasuss]

This is one of the best videos of 2022

[@kmckaspermoviecorp.2149]

Hooooooy boooy. Hilarious! Absolutely stunning. The humor is top notch. My favourite part is the end. "ADD TO BASKET!" Brilliant work! You are a great comedian, sir.

[@UwUchan647]

“And this time we have exchanged the pew pew for a ratta tat tat” 😭😭😭🤣🤣